Kitbag Conversations - Episode 33: Bag Boyz

Episode Date: December 21, 2023

Matt and Cody recap, the year in a Patreon episode-style format.

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It's a free with a bonus I guess. We could just cry about stuff for two hours. That'd be fun. That's fun. My check-in to my K-Mana was so close to using that sort up there. It was going to be fun. I mean, my check-in to my came on with so close to using that sort of there. I was gonna shoot. The most bird 500 short cut. No, it's gonna go the

heading way around of buying a shotgun and one single shell. I'm be like, yeah, that's good. You know, it's funny as um, fucking the cognitive eye, he knows a Chetchin sniper who competed at the UAE SWAT event. Yeah, and they won, the Chechens won.

And so that's why I was like digging through back again, because I've seen that and that's why I posted it. But I told the cognitive eye, I was like, bro, I wanna get that guy on the podcast. And so he talks to a mutual friend they have. And he was like, who posted the IRGC dick photo? And I was like, shit, shit, shit. No, God, I was like, broke, I didn't,

we just cooked ourselves. I'm sorry, Vellies. I was like, hold on, we went brother, brother, brother, I can explain brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, please, Shukran, please, thank you, please, let's forget. I just wanted to talk, well like he's got a mullet, the caravan he said it in like the, the said, but he's got a mullet and they're just like, dude, they're just throwing ammo out there. And so I was looking through it because I've seen on YouTube and my whole algorithm's fucked up I've got like the Chetchin training center and South African new like FSC Africa training and

But I was like scrolling through it and that whole training center is it's got like 168 Hector acres It they're huge. They do dive training parachute parachute training, they do scuba, they do, do they have a city, a multi like layer city. And so they'll just be like, do amount city, like seven story high buildings. And like that video, I said, it was a SWAT team that was doing the training. But in, so the city's in the middle. And then they can open up these like garage door panels and then just have like a live action firefight. So they'll come out of a building turn right and there'll be a 100 meter range there But they'll be shooting RPGs out of the city and trying to like navigate and it'll be into a range because the entire Mount Town is surrounded by

ranges and so I was like my God and it's gotpine training, it's got forest training and shit like that, but just the live fire portion of it is huge. And I was like, and the guy that the cognitive high knows, he, he trained there, he taught there, he taught sniping there. And I was like, bro, that's got to be, because there are some of the pictures out of there, they're shooting it like eight story buildings, they're doing it from the buildings, they're doing it from platforms, they're doing it on the range. Like they're practicing everything from urban sniping to, you know, just flat range. I was like, wow, this is impressive. Really? That's pretty sick though.

Yeah, dude. We could have just used Afghanistan for that. Just kept our boys there, get everyone really trained every six months. Send them over there. I forgot what it's actually called, but it's like a live exercise, but you just drop them.

Keep everyone calm that experience. But I don't know. No, we have to pay Saudis. That's what. Yeah. Go to do that. Yeah. And shit. Good. Yeah. Oh my god. If you want to get rid of the posting about that a lot, he's been going. I'm fed at the pit. I know he's got to be tried dude. They would, oh my God.

We, so for perspective, the Afghans came up with a strike force that was like the little, I think they're like, a 29, uh, bombers, singers gonna fucking school me on it when I get done because they all love them. But they had a, a five squadron. Twin ion engine, they were in the movie, a new hope. Yeah.

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zins in his upper deck. He's having a great time. He's just got a family size bag of spicy hot cheater. Just sticky fingers on that fucking mini gun. Oh, it's a good bet. Those. Right. They write it on. Shit. Oh, man. That would be funny. I was watching a star worse highlights earlier. And I was like, this must be what skin row feels like. It's like that could be me. Dude, he's he's so blue ball. And he's going to he's going to follow on training. Well, you know, I'm like, I'm gonna say, he's he's so blue ball and and he's going to he's going to follow on training. Well, you General miss Tommy the wait. Oh, he's back

On pop 15 minutes of the ramp going gone rambling solo Yeah, you gotta do oh god Oh, I think my neighbors. That's how we get an update for you guys. I think my neighbors So my neighbors immediately to that if you're looking at the road to the right it's like an old couple They're dating and they're in like yeah somewhere there's six these maybe and The guy's at least a horrific alcohol like because he parks his car crooked every single day We share like a driveway and then the woman just like sits on the back porch and like rips just like

Newport slims all day and share like a driveway and then the woman just like sits on the back porch and like rips just like new port slims all day and just like just it's hilarious but in the middle of the night the wall behind here it sounds like you're dragging a table like you probably can hear that very well but it's I have a sneaky sis I've been being a bitch I've been like Eve's drop and sharp figure out there's a body hidden down there or something I don't know then hang it up. Yeah, hobbies. I watched my neighbors collect on them. Yeah, I watched that rear window, not the original, but the one with Superman when he's in that little wheelchair and he's blowing.

You never see the remake. Oh, no, I know. I know what you're talking about. Is it Christopher Reeves? Oh, like, yes. They did a South Park special on him where he was like crank it open, like dead fetuses and sucking out the stem cells.

It's like. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, did we talk about this in the phone as well? It's in the phone as well. At all. But I watched the Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones crossover. Oh, God, I still got to watch that. What you talk about that? I can't Tucker Carlson Alex Jones crossover.

I've got to still got to watch it. Talk about that. I did. You want to do it. It's so it opens up. It's like Tucker Carlson. He's like Alex Jones is the most canceled man in America. We've never had an individual cancel by anything here in the late 1990s. He was a predicting that an insertion name.

Well, Simon Bin Laden was going to attack the World Trade Center. The immediate did not listen. And then it cuts over to Alex Jones. He's like, I'm over here talking Jones. Cody's ripping his collar off. You're good. You're good. So I just bother me. So Alex Jones is like, he's like, I'm from Texas and we really believe that you have to speak your mind and all these things like that. So it's like, it's cross referencing like the first 15, 20 minutes is like an Alex Jones prediction, and then something that happened to the most famous one

is like 9, 11, and of course, like gay frogs or whatever. And at about like the one hour mark, it just classic Jones comes out. He's like, and then the global elites, they have sex slaves that they impregnate, and then they put at not eight months, they abort the fetuses and then have syringes and inject them in themselves.

They have rejuvenate of abilities and that they're sacrificing individuals to the devil. And they have they bathe in human feces and then they pray to the hallal or whatever. And then Tucker Carlson's like interesting. And is there a reason no one is paying attention to this horrific news coming out of Washington? Let's look at it. It's so fun. And then at one point Alex Jones doesn't know how to open a box. This are like swinging an axe around smash and stuff. Let's look about it. Let's look at that. It's so fun. And then at one point Alex Jones doesn't know how to open a box. This is like swinging an axe around smash and stuff.

It's so funny. There's like a 20. If you put all the minutes together, there's like 35 minutes of an actual like okay discussion. Everything else is just Pete Jones and Carlson just whoop. So. So. Oh. That was a fucking-drager.

He's, I don't, they were talking about Alex Jones. I think it was Theo Vaughan. Theo Vaughan's like, are you actually gonna have to like pay all that, like the billion dollars? And he's like in bankruptcy court, which for those that don't know, bankruptcy court's not like you give it all up. You got to fucking argue about like how much

you can actually divvy up. And he's like, the fucking bankruptcy judge is sitting there, like, how the fuck is he going make a billion dollars? I had like his, he's just like, I broke his fuck. He's like, I'm talking about that up the show. But he's like, he's like, I'm I'm I'm completely bankrupt. I spend all my money. Uh, people think that my company, I can take money from that. I can't, that's also bankrupt. And now he's on Twitter. around at one point he comes. He's like, if Elon Musk thinks he's a free speech, I'll do this below.

What let me back in. He's a bitch. And then Elon Musk came out and he was just like, is that Elon Musk is like, should I bring back Alex Jones? And it was like a 94% percent. Yes. So Jones has his own show on Twitter.

Now it's that place is if you want to think about it symbolically, if like meta and Twitter were like the, like a liberal leftist sphere of influence, and then almost like musk buying Twitter is like a theoretical storming of the castle, and like the medieval ages were like, the right guys took it over, now it's ours now, and yeah, and then just copy cats and what is it?

Instagram threads or something or whatever it's called, but that place is insane. It's Twitter is so funny. I jump on that sometimes just a laugh. I was talking to Carl from CSRC about that because they moved the fucking threads button over to where you're like posting stories And I've done it so many times. It keeps jelping over. I've got a fucker. I just want to post war porn. Come on. Come on. Yeah.

I'm an ocean page. This is how I make money on my coffee. Fuck. But I was, every time I hit that, I have a friend. And I won't say his name because he needs a good cover. He's always in there. He's always in there. He's former civil affairs.

And he's in there. And his always in there. He's he's former civil affairs and he's in there and his his mo is he Dude he's got so many fucking bangers or his letter word or something oh No, no, no, no, no, he's he's a little Mexican guy with like it was a 240 gutter and What he does is he goes in there because all the lefty girls went to threads and he just like plays up that civil affairs image and like, you know, hearts and minds.

And so I hit threads and it's just post after post after post of him talking to like four out of 10 left liberal chicks and they always smash it. Always dude, I tell him, if you check the DMs on the kit bag, I was like, he will fuck that girl. He will have sex with this girl. She's mid-tier Glasses chunky left liberal leaning and she's just like posted a photo of you being open-minded And he's just like me at the Taj Mahal And it's like just just his career. You're a shotgun. He's like you're about to see it

shotgun, he's like, you're about to see it. He's like, he's like Cartman when he goes to get his fucking school photo just to all of a sudden. And then it's, and then I'm like, no, he will lick her butt. Well, I promise you, he will watch it. She'll pay for it too. And he's like, what is, I was like civil affairs guys are, are just different. They're like, everybody runs in.

Yeah, they shoot blow up things. Everybody's blowing up things and he's just coming around one lonely pop. Yeah. Gonna be okay. SF comes in to pave the way to figure out the like the the landscape, IPB and everything. And after the entire city's level, Civil Affairs shows up. It's like, I got this panflit for a USA if you guys want to work for the West military, we will give you a bank account. Five dollars in your deposit immediately. Yeah, it's not a big radio. It's like a soccer ball actually. Yeah, you imagine just whipping soccer balls at like these Arab kids just like just

Okay, it's just like, just like, Oh, that was deep. That's it. It's my job, bro. Oh, professional dodgy ball. And the shes are there. It's just like,

you know, he's got his 46 red bull of the day. And he's like, I love my job, dude. I'm killing it. It's the greatest thing in the world. He's got his chin up in the turret,

pissing in a gatorade bottle. Ugh. Talk to him. He's the captain of a marathon with her soldier theme. He's like dead 10. Yeah, you did. We had some

The guy that's favorite song is a his favorite song shepherd of fire, but he's a devout Christian. You're like, what are you doing? He's like, he's all tied it up to hell and he's just going to the embassy. Hey, what's up, bro? Like, buckets of candy. It's a wreck of cloth that is a watch. Here you go. I don't know.

Don't ask me where I am. Yeah. It's a lot of this. He's they, uh, they used to, my dad dad showed me this video and there's a history behind it, but if this fat fucking Iraqi kid and they used to call him the con, but it's on YouTube. Apparently some other units have found him. And they would throw candy at the other kids because the con was this like bigger, fatter kid and he would just beat the shit out of the other kids.

So they'd like throw candy to the starving ones and then the con would come out like give me your candy and just start Saddam who's saying history to eight. Dude I've seen those. There's also the classic stories of US military guys like whipping bottles of piss at a crown of kids. It's Mellow Yellow would make your balls shrink. It's mellow yellow to make your balls shrink. Huh? Yeah, I just threw on piss bottles for a week straight. And then why did we get hit with an IUD? Like, bro, come on.

And then that's where C.A. is over there just ripping up, ripping it dark. Like, you should have let me do my job, right? I got all, I got 44 soccer balls in the back of the car. I'll fix it. They're just, they're just, they're just fucking pension. And like, shoulder-prison just building up the worst upper body strength. Just wait, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, I whip in soccer balls at Eric gets Everyone's shirtless perfect teeth one tooth lined up with your nose just like having a great time Just shotgun and rip it. Oh, yeah, really just tiny little gray ones

Yeah, he's walking back to his little fucking true with like a six pack on a plastic ring just sipping him like, no, they're hard day working and just fucking. He grabs one of those like partially deflated football so you can kick it further and he's like, well, what the fuck is the kilometer? And he just ponset the crotch just right into the town. Ponset just right into the town Just taking people out Just handing just handing out Doritos is like a biological warfare You're like this town has never experienced so much flavor With the flavor town Oh god I got the zoomies right now. What if there was like a combat like chef who like

lat moved and he would just cover like his ammunition and like barbecue sauce. He's like, welcome to Flavor town. He's just blasting everybody. Dude, I was like, you said the chips and I had to ask because the cognitive I was like, that's my favorite flavor. Well, you were over there. Did you ever see the Lays ketchup flavor? No, they had. I'm not. No, I don't think I had. They have ketchup flavor in the Middle East. And I was like, what the fuck is this? We had a damn bro. It was like French cheese flavored Lays. Those were weird. Oh yeah, those two, yeah, I remember those. And there was a one else they have.

It was like a knockoff sourdoughed with an onion. I don't know if it is. There's goofy stuff. They got, they throw moth balls, like little legit moth balls and they earn a, like this is good, this will replace the piece cake, sir. And you're just like, you walk in, you know, why does this feel like pissing off boss bro

the best is when the local contractors like paint over the boogers in the bathroom there's like hair sticking out you're like you mother fuckers oh my god yes oh my god yeah bro you just like sit there like reading taking a dump or like on your phone. You just like look up You're like, ah One of the papers right there. So you go to grab it and you notice you're like that motherfucker wipe this finger off and then grab Why I have to spinger off and then grab this. I'm just like, why? I'm done dude, like I got. I got sick because the funniest people. I got sick because the Georgians kept wiping their ass

and throwing the teepee and like the communal trash root bag in the hallway. I think I've told the story a hundred times, but the Marines got so pissed when they went to go take the trash out and there was just shit. And the fucking garbage can, they were like, what the fuck is this bro? You could flush the toilet paper. I promise you. What the fuck is that gutty yelling at that before? Like fuckers. That was so funny. That was shit. The garbage can.

There was a, my buddy was like, range control in Japan. And so it was like, one of the units went out there. They were like, requested range time and everything because there's like one range. You can go before like a pre-deployment exercise or something. And because he was the range officer or whatever they were called, he was like, all right, you know, like,

zero, six tomorrow, you guys can start. And I guess a lot of the Marines went out to the tree line and just like shit all over the place and left like the shitty paper everywhere. And just left and he denied the entire units like NDEX or whatever. He was like, no, you guys gotta clean it up or I'm not approving your race.

Sorry. He's a corporal, telling master sergeants to fuck off. Dude, that's so great. They're like the Japanese army. So there's like perfect lined up shitteries at the range. And you guys are like, no, get any tool getting the wood mine. Dude, they didn't even have the common sense to bury it. It's like just take a whole. There's surface shitters. That's a no, no, that's a no, no, no.

That's so future, trauma. Yeah, cool. Oh, wait, remember that what episode where they go to that one planet with the cyclops? They think Lila found like a meat, there's another guy, and they locked fry in the basement, and he's just like, I've been down here for hours, letting my waist fall anywhere, like an animal,

and they're like, the animal's going in the corner. And he was like, that's a great idea. You know what I'm saying? What did I think? Yeah. That's so fun. Oh man, they did that. My wife was talking about that,

like her little geratisserie rotation. She's like, there's nothing worse than a surface shitter. Like, be a man, dig a hole. It takes two seconds. That's right. Take it to the lead tool. Cover the little piece of God's green. It takes two seconds. Yeah, right. Take a little lead tool, cover a little piece of God's green earth out of the way. The funniest is when you're in the field,

and the guy just pisses himself. He's like, it's done. Get over it. Yeah. I had it. Dude, I've been there. I've been there. You don't like the mother had to.

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I was like, no, you did it, dude. He's like, you can't even tell. He's like, I've pissed myself twice already. I was like, what? What is wrong with him? He's just like, what bro? He's like, where's he gonna, he's like, oh no, piss in my socks.

He's like, dude, my feet are fucking wet. He's like, I'm stepping in puddles, bro. Like, he's like, I've pissed on you since you've been out here. Dude, one of the funniest things I ever remembered, it's there was like, there was a, like a Muslim kid. And I'm not going to say what you and a timeline are what? But this is Muslim kid walking around. He goes to the smoke pit. They're like, is anyone here seen like my caron?

I can't seem to find it. And this one guy's just like ripened a dart. He's like, yeah, I think I saw some guy down the road burning it. And so this kid breaks out. He's like, my mom got me that. If there ever was like, oh, shit, don't tell anybody. We got it. I actually got some funny ones. We got two bees right now, man. Oh, dude, I guess since it's like the fucking,

it's, it's, it's one of the years. It's not, but yeah, I mean, now we gotta tell, this is the case, the case we had to run, the case for the generation. Oh, fuck yeah, like I was about to say, they don't even know what sits in the, like they're just like, man, get back and grow a total of your fucking,

they're, what's going off, it's going, wow, this like, bro, 99% of the time, we're in the discord just laughing it up Like this just like look at this guy. Look at this guy What was that one candy they they were like he was like going back with this like art student Fuggin Marine recon and an art student we're going. Yeah, here it is And he's like you think they're not hitting tart. He's like oh no They have to practice ammo conservation now.

How are they going to make TikTok so that all the free artillery going off in the background? He's like, you think they're not hitting targets when they make those videos? I think they think they're doing a great job. Like that, that might kill me. I think they think they're doing a good job. I was like, God damn, bro.

And then the other guy's like, they are. Oh, they are. How many, how many, on average, how many arguments do you think we have started this year alone between, because Steven, Steven said that one guy was in the comments in Croat-O and this time last year, you remember that?

He was like, I know that guy. He's got a family in three kids. Why is he, why is he arguing this deep in the croto and comments? Dude the funny is still I can't remember that guy's name but is uh the one guy post like this hate comment You got put in the shadow band like the hidden comments and just replies mmm Coat and his bio was I hate my adults on Travis and his bio was, I hate my adults on Travis. On his bucket bio, I've ever read my life.

We did the hidden comments to go talk shit. I was in hell. Go fuck it. Oh my god. Oh, baby Jesus. We actually have a whole second. At the end of every free episode of our favorite comments. That might be funny. Go full Gog and I couldn't do that. If I put our hate comments in a fucking playlist, I die laughing. I would die laughing so hard, bro. Oh my God. Oh my god, fucking meanwhile, all footage of the Chechens in combat is shooting like they are Somalian pirates in the hood. If combat footage is the basis for which we judge a military, why is Ukraine not in Moscow?

That's not great. Or one of the one-goosers when we reposted the VDV at Hostomel post and he was just like, he sends a message, he was like, I'm a collegically educated historian looking to figure out where you got this information. And this is like a couple videos, a couple of reports and guys I talked to. And he was just like, oh, and you're like, oh, you're supposed to give me the entire CNN article,

dumbass. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a professional. I'm a professional. I'm like, how the fuck are you? What'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I's my favorite. I was actually chatting with him back before the other day. He kept sending him like horrific videos and he was replying and I was like, this might actually be funny. Are we friends now? Like, how are you good? We're going to meet how easy it is for us to be happy, man. So fun. You know, dude, if that's the case, because I've seen it, he does. He posts like on the dot every time he's just right there.

I would love to know his personal life is like, because my wife rips my asshole apart. If I spend too much time on my phone, some of these guys literally live for Croatote and Comments unironically. And it's absolutely's wild. Absolutely. One giant. It's like a sent the DM and you say, Hey, fang it, you're getting all the numbers wrong. And I just replied with like, what was it boogie or something like that? And he was just like, you piece of shit. You're completely retarded. I sent him a buzz below. I was like, thanks, man. Oh, no, I sent him blood the wire blowing his brains out and then posted the chat on the story.

You're around it, touch. The game is always all in it. Yes, it's always all in it. What about that one page? I don't know if you want to drop the name, but that removed your comment. You're like, oh, you as an intelligence, there's a so reliable.

Yeah, like every single of our failure. The lead in our comment. You're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no listed every US intelligence failure and he was just like, delete. It's a come on, bro. That's so fun. But then all of the comments were like, what are you talking about? You're like, I guess it's just a little longer.

Yeah, I guess. Oh man. The funniest thing will be though is the St. Javila and see it. See it bitch. Dude, I got my seats bitch. Yeah, I can't wait to meet you and I will. Just.

I'm just a Canadian goober. I was at work the audience. I saw some nerd wear the St. Javila patch and he was dressed like Zalensky with like his green tracksuit top and his green green olive trap bottom. So it's like, what is this? What are we doing? It's like that $5 is a big one a big way man. I did I went to a gym because I had to go pick up some things in town. And so I went to the gym by a fork Campbell and brother ran everybody's were in fog gear. I was like, it was tempting because I tell

everybody who comes in the to the discord. So I guess it's now free knowledge. If you can give me exactly what mercenary outfit they are and what they do and who they've trained and worked with, I'll give you a hundred bucks because it's literally just a t-shirt company. It's Ranger up for Zoomers. Like, they're not bad best. Yeah, it's Matt Best, bro. They're gonna make a coffee company shut up. There's always like those great comments. Like if I could kill anyone in history, I'd go after Hitler or like Paul Pot, I'm like, I would go after Matt Bez for creating this gay-ass culture. We're running around in right now. You know damn well what you did.

You know this. You did this. You caused this. You caused everyone to go out and get dineliving, like those little tattoos. It means she killed somebody, but you didn't. Like, it just looks cool. I... How long do you think Matt Best and who's the founder of Black

Rifle Coffin? Oh, with the seven-gal assaults son? Yeah, the guy who said he would fuck and or wanted to butt fucking, I don't know what that was about. I think he may have just been fucking around with somebody who wasn't like prior service. Like, how about you go fuck me in the ass. Don't you like? lawsuit like

I'll take it but how long how long do you think they could sit in a room with their average customer? Just man sitting around with their average customer. Just Matt Best, I'm angry with like, yeah, just like, I was gonna join, but you know, I got this sweet gig as a security catcher down by the local sawmill, if you know what I'm saying. So I'm gonna have to do it. What they roll in, whereas they're camouflage, they're wearing like their Mar-a-pad or something like that.

They're like, but you didn't see me. I was blend again. You're like He's wearing an undershirt with his combat shirt Just like don't want to perspore it on the goods and my name's Tyler Yeah, he's like like 42 years old. He's like I got my own sati plates. I got him from a buddy Okay, it's such a what years old. He's like, I got my own sati plates. I got him from a buddy. Okay, it's such a, what? It's such an honor to meet you, Bows. Like, fuck it. Kind of guys to walk up and salute people that'll lose. The decryon. We're the greenest. Yeah, right?

the dick right? He's real. He's real. He's real. He's real. He's real. He's real. He's real. He's real.

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than just the Clarksville, because Clarksville's fucking awful. Just full of fucking young privates. But I was working out in this dude, who there's no way we would have served together. He's too young. He's just staring at me. And I was like, you recognize me, don't you?

I was like, oh shit, like, this is gonna be real. He's like, he's like, like just like looking down his phone, looking up at me, oh shit, this is gonna be real. He was like, he's like, just like looking down his phone, looking up at me, looking down, I was like, don't do it. Don't do it. I was like, break the God. I was like, and he had a, he was very, how do I put this?

He was autistic, he was one of ours. He was definitely one of ours. I was like, don't do it, but not here. I don't know what to say. Just float around. But, no, he just seemed like a good kid, very clean, good, nice haircut, kept together.

You know, nothing, nothing too, nothing, I cut, you know, like a nose piercing or like a shaved eyebrow or like fucking zoomer broccoli hair, just a respectable young man. And I was just like, you don't do it. I'm tripping out of my brain right now. Yeah, I was like, he's probably one of ours, but I'm in the discord right now, shitting on people, because it's just day, and I got the zoomies. I'm just fucking messaging with everybody

who will fight me in the discord. Like, not really. Oh, speaking of, at the gym, so they have like this big, big board and there was chalk at the bottom of it, so I sort of just, I'm like, not right after. Oh, speaking of at the gym. So they have like this big, big board. And there was chalk at the bottom of it. So I started writing like cryptic messages on it. Took one week for people to start adding their own stuff. Some chick wrote, like,

saw that. Showed me chick wrote like a whole paragraph and the handwriting was nice. And I only know for a fact it was a chick because the message said she, but then it was really funny. I was like, but yeah, it was just like, what was pretty cool, right? The weird chalk messages from Nazi zombies, yeah, that was sick. So it's just like you must ascend from darkness or, you know, salvation lies above or something like that or the power will unite you or I was just doing that. I don't know, I was gonna leave those all around town. It's like my calling sign. They will find you. I'm scared, because I was thinking about that as I leave the gym.

They're so small. Yeah. I was thinking about that as I was like driving back from the gym. I was like, most of our fans are probably military, or in a military town, or military associate, or something like that. And I was like, but they've fans are probably military or in a military town or military associate or something like that. And I was like, but they've also got the tism like us. I was like, they will find us.

They will be like, they'll just start seeing Nazi zombie quotes. They'll be like, he's here. He's at this level. He was in the shooter right here. That's a straight where I was. Dude, you should do that. Go to a loathes and just like start your boogers on it and painting over it and just writing like beware the six.

He's surprised bro. Dude, fuck graffiti. You start with your boogers on stuff. That'd be fun. No, no, no, please. No. No, no, no, please no. It's gotta be like Don't have that be our calling so I'm bro. There's like guys out there like hey new steps in the fucking shop Arches free just put boogers on

That's I you know kid bag was there bitch. Oh It's the newson x guy that little like slug. It's just got a hair out of his forehead. Fuck it. Uh, it's the, it's the newson ex guy. That little like slug. It's just got hair out of his forehead. You're like, yeah, that's our guy. This legitimate guard oil. Just, just some wild put together. Can you like, Tuxas Polos and Newspans? Just digging his nose like, get back.

Woo. I'm so fucking right. This is the greatest. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm so fucking right. Is the singer's touch and the brain. Okay, blood in there because he's got too much too much caffeine from the pre-workout. Just a little dry. Just a little dry, not too much. Just a little bit of Legion of Jim goers that like to read like, osin stuff and just have heart palpitations.

That's all I can't back it. I mean, the fucking pictures coming out of the fucking book club are fucking awful, man. Or I was dying. Like, because the old, John's probably our oldest bro. But he was fucking, he was vaping. And I'm sure if we sent him Zins, he'd Zin. Fucking Ben was like cranked out like rock in the chair that he was leading on.

Like dip in a Zinn. Candy's looking thicker than a snicker in his fucking silky. I'm like, this is the most knuckle-dragger book club I have ever seen in my life. And then he got Zinger's cute ass in there just flirting. Yeah, he's just bouncing up and down with his little broccoli haircut. I need a dog. So funny. I want to talk. I want to talk. I can 20 minutes later. He's gone. He's three

vodka red beans deep. Or whatever the fuck he was drinking. Rum and Coke, I think. But yeah, he that rum. He's like that rum and Coke touched my lips. I was gone. And then I was playing red dragon. You look the fuck in my leg. I'm in coke touched my lips. I was God and then I was playing a drag and you look the fuck in my Good came back like an hour later. He was just He's feeling himself there man. Oh my god. That was Funny the most knuckle comes whereptuous. It comes with a word of zoolie brains. Bucklepacite. Well, it's just pet-out. It's just, well, it's two weeks.

I mean, these last two weeks have just been fucking crazy. It's, you know what started it? When fucking politico started posting about how, like everybody's been doing it. Everybody's been posting. Like, you created maybe losing. It's like, no, fucking shit. Like, mm-hmm.

So, it started last week and it never stopped. It's just here now and Christmas. So we're just like, we're like fifth graders. Christmas break. It's again. What'd you say? What would you say? What would you say like the way we go about things?

It's like, Matt will rub your face in it. I'm a little more diplomatic and then I'll rub your face in it. Yeah, I'll be like, Matt, like ground ground by the back of their head and look, fucking look at that. You fucking look at that. Look at what you did. I got that. Dude, it's like, uh, I did.

It's like the house Republicans who got 100 Biden's dick pic and they were just showing everyone. They're like, look at it. You just look. Yeah, that's you. Yes, you. What the fuck is this? Just a cock on the fuck is this? Fuckin'. You know, Dan, what the fuck is this? Oh man, dude, I got a...

Dude, we should have... I like... I like walking people. I, I gotta, I like, I, go ahead. I like walking. I like walking him on a target, but that's the problem. It's like you talk to people and it doesn't, I need the face cam. I need that realization, that micro expression when they realize like, I'm stupid. Like yeah, you're stupid, yeah.

You're just like, no, you fucking stupid, bro. Like, I'm like, like walk him on a target. Make him look at the mirror and realize it. Like, you're like, no, you fucking stupid pro. Like, like walk him on the target. Make him look at the mirror and realize it. Like, like, you're like, no, fuck it. He's like, the whole time, like any more dumbass questions from the peanut gallery, come on. Yeah, yeah. You're holding up a picture of Hunter Biden's dick.

I'm sitting here going, what's this? It's not as a vagina. It's not ladies. What's this? What is it? Oh, man, I've got like some like defense secretary. That would be a penis. It's a penis. That's right. Who's penis? The president soon. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. All right. All right. Sit down. shake your fucking mic up. Don't be a pretty fun, uh,

and so that we should just modify the IRGC, like dick pick, but just, uh, the tip is like, Hunter Biden or something. We got to, we got to blend all these together. So, I got,

I got, I got to be a scary pair of, or something. Yeah. It's a, it's a two- a two mortar tubes holding up that the cock. I think fucking the old Cuba like

that's so good. Dude, I got so scared because Dan Thor posted in the memes on Discord of a like president Bush, like I know they're twinked just like, you know, the 9-11 thing. He's like, I know they're twinked just got railed in the Congress. Sir, and I was like, no, please, I was really concerned. I was like, did, did another kid guy have sex? Did you not see that?

The, I saw that. Yeah. The picture of the gate. Yeah, well, he posted a layer of sex. It was only two seconds long. I could even finish. It was just a complete waste of time. I was like, what the fuck is this?

You and beans, bro. Beans was like, yeah, he was wearing a jewellery. And we were like, you watched it. He's like, for my tax dollars paid for that. Of course, I'm watching his. Right. I want to do the whole reason I study history so I can be prejudiced more accurately

if I'm going to talk about it. I need to watch it. It's like that scene entry season one. It's like that scene in True Detective season one. When Matthew McConaughey is just like ripping a dart and you show in Woody Harrelson like the sacrifice scene. He's like, you watch this? He's like, every day.

Every day. I needed to see if I missed any evidence. Oh, shit. Fuck. That's so funny. That's a good show. We should watch that every Friday night. True detective season one. What was, what was I say? There was like, there was a couple things. I need, oh, dude, I got to, I have so much work I got to do for the discord because beans wants a new soundboard cuz he's like people

Say like something like I had a bad day-to-day my wife Yeah, I think people be like my wife left me today. You'll just hear Dude we need to get the one Dude it's it's gonna say ten-year year old autistic girl that was taken away from her family. Womp, womp. It's fucking. It's guys, some guy just gets on the microphone and that news. Just like, killer, just start picking her nose and spreading boogers.

There's an army of artists out there that'll follow what I promise you. Dude, I had a Did I had a bunch of dreams? Well, dude, I had a dream recently and I might be a premonition that you and I had to go to the lower college to explain like I don't I don't want to go I do I don't want to go back to any of those places I don't want to go to dude, I don't want to go back to any of those places. I don't want to go to, like, because the thing is, is like, you're going to lose your mind, and I'm going to have my hands in, like, my head in my hands, just like, no, that's called analysis.

Like, we're not, like, yeah, I told you the enemy is at the door, okay, what is he going to do? I don't fucking know, like, ah, God, damn it. They're telling me what it's been a media I put There's reports of an immediate attack from both the air land and sea and they're gonna come in from this way And they're gonna send in dogs to eat people. You're like where'd you get this? He was like it was one off tweet. You're like single source report what I had a captain do that the stand he was like talking about, he was the commander of the base defense. And he was like,

and these 85 Taliban are gonna come from the North. And this is the most likely course of action. And I was like, where, where are there 85 Taliban soldiers? Not militants soldiers. He's like, what? I was like,

send me that address. I'll drop a bomb now. I was like, I got guys, I got dogs waiting in the back. Where's that 85? He's like, um, You know, this is just like the most likely course of action. He looks so raised like, hey, don't shoot man. I have no No, where are they? I'll kill him. What? Yeah, I'll kill him. He's just like it's just the most likely course of action based off threat reporting.

What reporting? I'm seriously, give it to me. I want to kill him. He's like, I don't know. What are we talking about then? What are you doing? And like, let's kill those guys. You just put a lot of spiles.

Those are so good. Dude, I guess actually, I might actually be incredibly sympathetic to your entire way of approaching things because I love watching these videos of like, you know, those roadside journalists walk up and they're like, Hey, who do you, what do you guys think about, you know, Andrew Tate or whatever? They're like, he's a massage and he's like, what does that mean? And they're like, it's like, oh, you can do it. You can do it.

Yeah. I don't want you can do it. You can do it. The problem was I was young dumb full of come and I had my green bean daddy had caffeine. I was fucking dude. What was the best green? It was vanilla chilate. That was super tasty. And lo, Mr. Matt would you like a vanilla ch vanilla child? How did an Indian get here? Right.

But Marles, how would you like a child? Every day you'll call me or you'll never stop by to visit my sister. She is very in the past. You're like, what? Just give me the fucking coffee, man. Every time we had a roll in yesterday, what's that? In the in the in the voice chat, when we were going back and forth, yeah, that was the candy probably had to stop fucking doing his bulldozer over overbearing to which grandmother is just Indian guy. So, arguing.

I'm not going to be for fuck you guys. No. Dude, dude, I was, I was, I remember my first time, like my first haircut in Kandahar. Some of the shops are really nice or whatever, but I got my haircut in a shed while watching what's the fucking the dancing in the India, the Indian, a Bollywood. I was watching a Bollywood film while getting my hair cut in the shed. The dancing in the shed. It's called Slumdog Millionaire Dog. Yeah, Dog, dude, great. What's that? There was another movie where it came out where it's not Slumdog Millionaire. There's Slumdog Millionaire, I was another movie where it came out where it's not slumdog millionaire.

Um, there's a slumdog millionaire. I've seen that one, but what's the one where he, at the end of it, he makes a, he makes a multi-million dollar like cab business. And he says that the future is yellow. He like shakes this China man's hand and he's just like, yeah, he's like the future's yellow. And he's just like, oh, at the end, I was like, there, it's a good movie. And then the first post we ever made on Kip Bag was a pro India post. It got like 15,000 views at the game.

It was cheating. It was so cheating. So if you're an Ocent page and you've made it to the 46 minute part, free tip, make India, make pro India content. Just, oh, fucking. the 46 minute mark free tip make India make pro India content just oh do you think when I was in a I got a haircut in Africa wants I think and there was like three Indian guys like cutting hair

And they were watching American gangster and we're just infatuated with Denzel Washington's performance. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen Yeah, no dude. Fucking, Kato's was telling me about that. He was telling me about how like it's just the the thing. He's like, you guys need to make 1980s action movies again. He's like Sylvester Stallone, Schwarzenegger, all the commando predator, all those movies are still huge over there. And that's why Wagner has its own film industry that makes action movies. He's like, there's a movie where this African father opens a book and he's like, his kids like, Papa, who are they? And it's like the Russians and he's like, friends, son, friends and it like zooms in.

Group of Van A. Yeah, yeah, dude, it's like, what do we do? I heard about this Chinese science fiction film, which is like all the Chinese movies try to promote the China's always gonna save the world. America can't do anything. And so it's like the sun has like a solar flare and it's it's getting the world's getting hot. So the Chinese plan to fix it is you put rockets on the side of the earth and push the earth out of orbit. And then, but at one point they get kind of close to Jupiter and they're going to crash into it.

Jupiter's gas planet, so they're funny. And so they just start shooting it to make it move. And I was like, honestly, is that, I mean, Superman went backwards and changed time. So I don't know who's worse at this. I mean, hey, look, we don't have a good production budget here at KitBag. So if that's how we make our money is we, we change intel, we just become pro India. I'm here for it. But we have to make it. We have to make it fair. We buy a bunch of soccer balls.

We've each got a 300 pound bench, bro. Let's just fucking, I say we just fucking get it. Like fucking TRT up shoulder president bench presses all day. What is your shoulder press? Do you do that? You, yeah, I did a one nine, because I saw you do a two of five. I was like, I got to get this but that dude were you were you in the fucking discord when that guy stole that fucking uh because I made that clip of Carl from CSRC and uh why wasn't you just text me you're like gonna kill myself

well that's big 500 short cut like okay suffer okay, suffer. Those that aren't there. We had that post with CSRC. Keep in mind, it takes a while to make a stupid reel. I hate making reels. Like it sucks. You got to fucking match up the text to what's being said because children need to like, little words pop up, make me feel good, dopamine.

And I gotta like find the clips from the Australian army and other things and all that stuff. And so it takes a good chunk of hours. And then some guys just used a reposting app and reposted it to his page. He's an airsoft sniper. I was like, yeah, bro, snow, bro, it's rock on. And then Lucas from T. Rex Arms, who has 461,000 followers, took the repost and put it on his story and it's dude it got it got twice as many views he got like 800 followers from the whole thing I was like mother fucker cock so good

dude I was so funny he just sends me a message he's like hey dickbag you stole this Hey, Dick Bae, you stole this. You were so good in the credit. Fuck you, you got gun. And so I went, because you were about to be an ex-tenant with you. You were about to check out one shotgun shot. You just wanted a little look at it. I'm going to see you.

Yeah. So let me take a look. How does that feel around the mouth? What's the reach from mouth to trigger? No, fucking. the most open mind Later of all time It was I got corrected it was Abercrombie and fetch I always say serious, but it was Abercrombie and fetch you order See the shrapnel that salt life of you asked me to do that salt life

Salt life That's completely salt life So live, bro, thanks. Yeah, it's just completely salt-like. Man, in the boat, yeah. Fuckin' man. Now, so Mark and Candy had a thing going for thrusters, which I thought they meant like hip thrusters, you know, like hump in the air.

No, it's just crossfit thrusters, you know, all the way down, all the way up, with like a shoulder press at the end. And fucking Candy killed it. Candy did like a 356, three minutes and 56 seconds for 30 thrusters at 135 pounds. I got to the gym and it was supposed to be my off day. I did a 405 by two deadlift the day before. I was so cranked up.

My teeth hurt. I just tried to pre-work out through through 135 on the bar warmed up and then I just started screaming candy. Dude I look like Rocky IV in there. I'm just like good day. I'm just thrusting and the gym owner is behind me. He's like excuse me and my wife's like I was, I was like, I don't know. I'll do it something. And so I'm just like, I'm just going for 30.

I remember the same high-power watching video. Oh, yeah, dude. I knocked it out in like two minutes and 50 something seconds. I was like, fuck, UKID. I beat your S. And then, uh, the guy was like, hey, are you okay? You going through something fun? I was like, a little bit, not anymore. I got my little temper tantrum out.

And he's just like, okay, we don't allow screaming in the gym. So just, you know, next time, keep it together, man. He's like, good form. Good hustle. I was like, thanks. I'm also like, I'm also like,

I'm like, no, he was, he was legit scared. Cause like, I carry that fanny pack with a gun and it all the time, just like, that I'm just a kid with the fadeebacks back and get his yelling. Dude, I still have it when we made that silly pose of you and I hold the hands. You're like half my heart is in, you know, wherever. And I was like, why are asked look so tight that picture is so funny to me? That was like damn. I hooked up a hill. That was that's bump bump.

You can see the sweat down my back. I'm okay. In your like your thighs were complete. You will look you look like you're out of touch. You'd lot thighs locked in. Just, I'm gonna look at it real quick and get shoved up. Give me a minute.

No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Why is this a day? Why is this so fruity? It looks like two apples next to each other, man. Right. Right.

Just flimmering. Like, this is, this is the kids. This is worst podcast of all time. What are people doing? Just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, yeah me too, I'd always watch it. I'm like, there's no way to see IA, it's just like a bunch of kids. And then it is. Bro, bro, some like redneck, tri-hard motherfuckers were in the comments of the posts before that. And they were just like talking about,

they're like, yep, you know that government, he's got that money, he won't have money for the military industrial complex, you know, I'm like, no, they didn't understand that the Taliban was a drug rig. He's like, nope, insider trading, Joe Biden, radio, but what about it? It's like, I was like, dude, if you've ever worked with the three letter agencies, it's exactly like American dad. It's just like, I think I've told the story before, but go ahead, go ahead. Stupid one, but there was a guy from fourth infantry division when we would go to like the intel sinks with the the special boys

And he'd be like oh hey Kevin because they had their own cafeteria and those who don't know the state department It's good the elapsed or in stake in the middle of nowhere You're like this is the best fucking stake of it. I just I got fired. I wasn't allowed to go their meetings anymore But he'd be like hey Kevin What have you been working on this week? And Kevin would just hand him like this thick folder of like, oh, this is a little bit of a toe we've been working on, all these things we could drill up,

and these, these cells, and these things, and this is what we're looking after. And then those, those dudes would just all die. Those dudes would just all die, get killed. And then he'd be like, hey Cody, what are you working on? And I'd be like, it's not a day. Yeah. He's like, it was dude, it looked like Eric.

Dude, it worked like, it was like Eric Cartman's birthday. Like, oh, you gave me intel, you can have K-Kip-Pi. Go ahead, Kevin. Cody, what did you bring today? Nothing, I didn't know we were bringing anything. I thought you were gonna tell me stuff. Like, coming in a little bitch. Like coming in from, coming in a little bitch.

It was, it's exactly like you said. It's like, stand like stand from American dad just like would you like to give me some intel little army boy like yeah You're so awesome My favorite episode is like the CIA show and tell and there were like You're this one guy walks up and he was like this was a metal. It was in it. It was my grandfather's he was in the war He was very brave and they're like well done. What about you? My best Patrick Stewart. He's like I just found out I have cancer and he's like I'm giving you a zero for the day Like that like when they go to they're like let's go to the booty honor for lunch like that's what they do Like that's what the agency does is they're just like getting drunk on lunch beers and then going back and just

like oh dude we should really take out that Latin American country it's been a paid-in-my-ass like let's get rid of it a story like dude I love it it's so fun it's like it's so funny because to the average American you're like wow this is cartoon this is a cartoon clearly they're hyping it up, but no that's a documentary dude Every day's black heart down bro That An episode where Stan gets a rocket boot and he just starts jamming I'm like, that's

every guy the minute they get like cool guy gear like tool tubes. Fuck yeah. I'm blind. I'm blind. I looked at the light like you idiot. Like you. We can run out the next four minutes with our favorite American dead clips. It's a good way to do it. Dude, Reggie, Reggie the ko koala is my, another good one. The one that the guy that turned into a koala. And he's the legend of the Reggie's cuties. But you're ready. So far.

It's hot break hotel up in here. Damn, Elvis, leave us alone. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Stan just like lets the hot guy take the lead Do you remember that one wait where's like the one girl he seduced first is like looking at the second girl he just said he's like Go on oh wait fucking yeah He's like I was he's like I was he's like who you texting over there. He's like I'm texting Jessica from HR He's like isn't she a lesbian? He's like not anymore He's like, not anymore. Did they? There was a guy who went on the, the Sean Ryan podcast and he was talking about that.

He's like, they used to have the American dad threat meter. And like they do it. It was like Jimmy Carter on the red side. And then like Ronald Reagan on the other side for how good things were in the agency. And they're like, that's political get rid of that. It's like, how are you going to tell me like I read in hostage crisis, like bomb the shit out of people?

Like, yeah, like, these are so funny. Yeah, it's so funny. It's like, you know, the chicks leaning in, you're like, when your boys start talking about a lot of stuff and it's like a fine line between like 80 HD autistic. You're like, which one is it? Very close. I always do, what am I in favor of this is I stole this from American daddies. Like, look how close my fingers are.

I was this close. Damn, those bitches are close. I'm going to start, I was just close. Yeah, that's close. I'm gonna start, I was just close. Yeah, that's close. I'm doing it all the time. Just damn look how close those bitches are. I can't wait to see. Damn, look at this.

The new Stan's, the new Stan is a great listener. You know who we are. You know what? I'm gonna, I think, beans needs to do wheels and Roger and in the leg man, they need to make us, they need to make it us. Like what me in the wheelchair. Get a little bit stable bit. No, I want to be that guy. It's so cool. We use you want to be wheels. Dude, I want to get crippled, man. It's so sick. Just rolling around, bumping into people. Party. I could put in the aisle in a grocery store like a Moses dude, just get out of the way. Well, if I had a wheelchair, all I would do is just go to fucking bathrooms and knock off. You'd see my little wheels pull up and you just see me knocking on the handicap stall.

Excuse me. I wouldn't even take a shit. I wouldn't even take a shit. I'd knock on that handicap stall and I'd just be like, no, get out of there. And then I just like wheel out. I'd make you feel bad and just leave. Dude, I'm guilty. And I just be like, no, get out of there. And then I just like wheel out. I make you feel bad and just leave. Go ahead. Like, dude, how are you getting up here? It's the most comfortable one at the gym, man. I got all that space. The one of my gym is like just torso long. It's so small.

I have to like turn around and set everything down. So stupid. That's it. Take my ass out. Okay. Good. I'm going to space. But.

Oh, what else is, what else is funny? I don't know a lot of stuff. I mean, wait, end of the year. I mean, it's not even been a full year for KitBag. That's March, but end of the year, as we go into, I mean, once Christmas is over, all the magic is dead and we go back to real life. So, well, there is that like five, six day gray area where you don't know what date is between like Christmas and New Year's. Christmas and New Year's. It's just a permanent hangover, bro.

It's just a permanent hangover. You're like, yeah, I mean, I do was drink beer and eat ham sandwiches. Yep, I'm about to say all you're eating is like Turkey and ham sandwiches, bro. It's like. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, so funny. Oh, it's going to pretty good year for us.

I say it's pretty fun. There's a merchant's coming. I love how we're like ball on that, but it is what it is. Yeah, that we'll get we'll get it, man. But I love how you said, like, oh, it's been a good year. It's like, we're out there fucking sling and dick and got a huge Patreon following now. And the guys are awesome.

And everything's changed for the better. And we're just like, man, it's good, bro. It's so right. You know, just made a couple hundred. We got to be humble. Humble yourself before you try to humble others. If you think you're going to get married, just get crushed under a three, yeah, yeah, it's a pretty good year for me. Yeah, you're about to get so humble, bro.

Once the microphone in the phone down is I'm just the husband. I didn't do the dishes. I can get fucked. Like it's right there. Man, you know, here's a cool highlight. We saw each other for the third time in person this year. That was fun. Yeah, right?

Over a chicken wing. Over a chicken. Yeah, we kept every time. Every time they kept coming with a platter. They're like, are you guys table number eight? We're like, yeah, we're so close. They were so close, man. They forgot my, they were like, forgot my four. I didn't walk into the kitchen.

Yeah, you did. You just, I was doing a fiance. She just said, no, she's just like, she's like, then he just walk into the, the service area. You did, you just like, yeah, move out of my way, chief. Like, I got this, like, if I, you like went into the weight staff area, like, move, like, if I'm getting, you know, if you phone getting, get off your phone.

Just started to shift through the silverware. So what the fuck is these? Saturday good time. Full odd test. That's a really fun. You're a man make instructions. Don't withhold me. Like what?

That's a great thing. They're waiters. You know what I mean to do. Yeah, right. Also I want this jug of water. Yeah, every time. So every time I go out to eat right in the park, I'm not going to get there. I watched that first scene from reservoir dogs with a

complaining about tipping. I'm like, yeah, I just channeled that. I'm just Mr. Pink. I'm a pussy. I go right in there and I'm just like, I'm not tipping. If you want a better job, I got to work for you, learn to fucking type. If you weren't those Australian pants, I give you those Australian pants there too. Yeah. Yeah, I fucking love it. My wear them around the house on my off days when I'm not wearing like compression shorts

and shorts and shit. They get a nice under butt in there. Just fucking, hmm. Just help the games. Oh, dude, my wife hates it. She's like, it only goes up half your ass. Why do I only get half an ass? I was like, the other parts on the $25 tier

and the Patreon. Thank you for that. Oh, that's fine. Should we do it in Memorial? We have it, who died this year? Oh. People who died in 2024. Pregozion.

Pregozion. It's like in 2003, my stupid ass. People who've got, Pregant, look man, say what you want about pergotiant, but he showed the world that you could be a 50-year-old dishwasher, and then within a span of two years and the right people, you become the CEO of a Fortune 500, child-soldier liquidation company. It's amazing. Whatever you set your mind to.

All right, so who's dead? You're Perry. I'm not crying because he's dead. I'm crying because the other five are so alive. Andre Browger from Brooklyn 9.9. I fucking love Tim. Oh, actually, that's a poor one. He was a homie. Real people who died. Jerry Springer. Actually, the whole slew one out he was a homie Real people who died Jerry Springer actually the whole slew here Tina Turner died golden night Lance Riddick dude, he was so cool pants for it yeah Matthew Perry

They found the ketamine in his system. I think that's what it was. I found kit. He's everyone's like ketamine He drowned in a hot tub You're like he OD who does that? Race Davidson race Stevenson died shot out to Marco for Marco Polo Titus Pula From the to be fair HBO show Rome Yeah, it's up to be fair Getting drunk in a hot tub. Just it slams you So I'm sure he get did some ketamine

was like you know that little night cat baby and then he just like fucking slipped a dip like just dead David McCollum the NCIS ducky guy a lot of arm chic died I forgot that he had the he was the The funniest WWE guy, ya damn Joprone. Ten minute. Tony Bennett. Celebrity deaths. Why is Matthew Perry the face to the death of 2023? The 90s are officially over bitches. Why are you and all the zoomers so militant? You guys are like, just like, fuck everybody but us.

Yeah. Damn bro, like good. I just sip a little guy with a lot of hate in his heart. Just like fuck everybody but us I just a simple little guy with a lot of hate in his heart Jimmy Buffett did die Sharp alright. I was gonna keep going. I was gonna riff but no, I should stop. I should stop being so militant Bob Barker Oh, you did die Yeah, why are they like a bunch of, nobody's and then like Bob Barker, like Bob Barker's number 23 on People Magazine's list.

It's like bro, what, what, what? Chinato, Connor, what? Is she really? Yeah, if you'd had, wait, hold up. Yeah, yeah. Wait, hold up. Yeah. Yeah. Wasn't she like the leasing or the cranberries? She, no, that chick died in like 2016.

Dude, how funny would it be if when Chris Hansen dies, everyone goes to his funeral and everyone just says like, why don't you take a sheet seat here? Can you tell me what you're doing? Oh, yeah, yeah. He's just sitting there. I don't want you to take a seat there. don't you take a sheet seat here? Can you tell me what you're doing here? Take a seat there. Why don't you take a seat there? Why don't you take a seat there? We should have Chris Hanson and Tucker Carlson do a crossover because they have very similar voices. That might be fun. That would be a good one. Man. Shane McCoh, he was the singer from the Pogs. He sang a fair tale in New York. He's gone back, you maven. Dex Corvy. I don't know if he could.

Yeah. He's Twitter. He used to be the funniest thing. But what did he have on it? Oh, it was just him. He's like wake up you jebrone go fuck yourself and it was just that everything It was really funny Nice Man, I there's nothing good after that. Oh Lance Lance Riddick

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Lance Riddick was a whole bag. I think he said last movie is going to be that John Wicks spinoff, the ballerina, Bert Young died, the trainer. Richard Belzer, the detective who was iced tea's partner on Law and Order SVU. I never watched that one. But my parents. Michael Gambe, Gambe. Yeah. Gambe.

Gambe. Yeah. It was he more or something. I don't know. Okay. Yeah. It was he bold more or something. I don't know. Oh my god. I mean, it's not too bad. It's not too bad. It's not too bad. It's not too bad.

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What was he doing? I'm sorry. Oh, God. I'm scrolling down here. We forgot all about that. Oh, dude. He's not even in the fucking. Thank God.

He's not even in the hot one. Come on. Thank God. Yes. He's not even in the hot one. 100. Yeah Thank God. Yes. He's not even the hot one hundred. Thank God. Thank God that guy's dead. Dude, there were so many people like, I don't get it. There's one guy who follows us who's like, if you ever want me to come on the podcast and give you the neo liberal, and I know he doesn't listen, he doesn't listen. I was like, he's like,

if you ever want the neo liberal take, I'll hand me Kissinger. I'd be moving ahead. I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, nope, bro, I don't, nobody wants to. Kissinger enslaved, Kissinger destroyed all of Asia or Southeast Asia and Africa. Like what?

No. Yeah. I remember, yeah, it was like six months ago, he's like, if I went to you, trade the word, be over the two days. You're looking at what I'm talking about. Somehow it's just like, Russia gets half of Ukraine and everybody's mad.

Just like, uh, please, no. We're building, installing a permanent NATO base inside the Kiev and everyone will rejoice. And the graces that they bestowed upon the people of Ukraine Please stop pick your titties off the floor and get the fuck out of here get on your little rescue scooter get out of here Yo man, yeah, I was gonna say he was like he was built like a Florida-wide mom get the hell out of you I can say this He oh Now he I can say this He

He reached max level Jew he had hunched over so much he was becoming a ball like just like Ah, I am the I now who is the monster ball? like fucking Ha, like I am the, now who is the Maxabal, eh? Like fucking, like he was making me mad, like just go to Florida and die like the rest of them. Please stop, like he was, he was on like political speeches, and I'm just like bro, please just hang it up. There's not nobody wants you right now, please.

They never read his daughter. New World Order. Oh, go ahead. His daughter went to Armenia and they were, they were shitting. All, they knew who she was the minute she landed. They're like, no, nope, get the fuck outta here. No, but like, she works for the State Department.

I was like, why? Andrew, yeah, he sent it to me. I was like, Jesus Christ, bro. I was like Jesus Christ bro like I can't to people still running around RFK holding it down yeah just you know what I gotta give, I gotta give it to Trump because like people have said this and ever since I've heard this, I'm like, you know what? That's very true.

He just absorbs social media hate and like media hate. He just, he has not aged. He's just like, I live for it. I love it. Send me your hate mail. I'll just, it keeps me out. I'm just, I'll just keep. Keeps me.

I couldn't be dude. You see those like for you like, like this is Obama when he started. This is Obama now. I did. Trump and Trump. I love this. I'm Trump and Trump.

I remember the one earlier this year, he slipped his hair all the way back to like, he dropped this knowing he would never do it again. I. I. I. I. I. I. all the way back to like he dropped this knowing he would never do it again. Dude, I, I think I've said it a hundred times, but just like, dude, we, if he comes back, our page is going to be so fucking lit, bro, because it's just going to be like him tweeting at 2 a.m. again, when his underwear help hammock holding a coke, he's going to shittin' on on the proofer just snacks in the underwear hammock.

I'm not good. Dude, you know he matches cheese. It's like nothing else. He just can't hear it. Haha. Dude, when they, those golf guys, those golfers were like talking to him and he's like, Hey, you ever heard, it's a man's world and he just started playing it on the stereo system on his golf car And he's just like, yeah, fuck yeah, he's like that hits hard. It's good. What about earlier this year when

McGregor kept threatening to murder hot bula. That was funny That little con dude, he's running for president of Ireland. I know God bro. Please do you have any of it talked about that? Brian Bavaria research man. That'd be so sick He's running for president of Ireland. I know God bro, please. We haven't even talked about that. We haven't. Brian Buru, and that'd be so sick. Oh God, please, please, I beg you, dude, our page will take off all those other pages that are just like, it's over. No, no, we, bro, we'll be in the white house.

We'll be given what house, we'll be in the white box. We'll be given what I'll be in the white house Would you say the next era is then because there was neoliberal Neocon con post-World War II didn't petered out to the Neolibs That completely failed. So what what's this new era? We just going back to nationalism and imperialism or what? Yeah, oh yeah, dude for the whole night dude. It's It is staggering to, because you'd think I love, I love our fans. Our fans are the fucking best because they're, they're smart and they may want to hit the gym.

Some want to hit the gym, some don't, but you can tell that dogs in them, give them a little bit of pre workout and some hate in their heart. And they'll hit that gym. They're gonna indicate you're shaking real quick when show them Hunter Biden's deck. You're like, you see, this is winning.

You're winning. You're winning. Who's this what you want in the White House? Twinkler. Oh, oh, yeah. Just got some living. Yeah. But it's international from like France to Israel,

to Africa, to Latin, dude, we've got Latin American fans. We've got American, we've got New Zealand, Australia Asian they are we got to we got we got two adults but Bros are coming back men are men are sick It's the years of dudes rock man. It's dudes rock season. Yeah, 2024 is dudes rock We're bringing it back maybe. That's a shameless plug from the old. Oh, let's pour it out in memoriam. Come town. They're gone.

They completely rebranded. Yeah. Yeah, they got both. I think I'm going to get there a little bit. It's speaking a little day. All right, so I know a page that had to rebrand too. Speaking of the little day. All right, so I know a page that had to reprint too. Hey. This is fucking. Yeah, well, the hometown for analysts was our sales pitch to the bankers. No, it was, if those two guys could just like get

Neil deGrasse Tyson and Chris Colo on their show, we can do anything. OK. Yeah, either. That we saw that one. I don't think it's just like he's. Because I don't think that Neil deGrasse Tyson knew that they had a series like a bit character called Neil deGrasse Tyson I can't take it. I can't take it. You know how fucking weird that would be if like we're like at the war college

And they're just like hey, he these dudes interviewed a chechen sniper. Like, hold up. Right. Scram that, scram, just like, I'm just like, I'm starting for the fire exit. Jesus. No, the fire exit.

We should be alive. We should, for our first finance movie, we should make a shop or shop remake of Anable House. I think that'd be fun. That would be cool. And then we did. Yeah. That would be cool.

Yeah. Like remake Blue Mountain State. Just like. Oh, yes. With the discord. That's an idea. Why do I got to put an Oreo at my ass? Do it.

Fucking do it or is your game? Pussy. Yeah. It's not going. Man, but you know, we if you're it's it's an hour 17, but I will I'll plug it and then you can talk about it. But for those who aren't and we haven't plugged it in a while, the Patreon is the place to be. Look, for $10, they were making fun of me today about this, but $10, it's a cup of coffee, right? But here's the thing, we have guys in there doing physical fitness plans,

we have guys doing shooting programs, we're doing most of our analysis work in there. I mean, you name it, it's there. If this is the space you like, I mean, we have a couple hundred listeners, but most aren't in the Patreon Discord, but I will say this, if you're listening to the hour 18 mark and you loved every minute of this,

I got bad news for you, you probably should be in the Discord because this is literally what we do all day, every day, on the weekends we're playing games together, we're doing physical fitness throughout the fucking week. It's calling each other posties, trying to make each other lift more. We've got broccoli-haired kids doing 800-pound club now from LA. If I can change the singer, I can change you through bullying that you pay for. But I mean, honestly, in everybody's in there, like we said, from Africa to Singapore,

to New Zealand, Australia, to the Germans, like they're all in there having a great time. So you don't even really have to speak English that good. You can just come and hang out. And it's free. There's a seven day free trial. I love it. Matt, if you have anything to say about it, because it's been nine months. I think the best part is you could just jump in either. Yeah, here.

I'm going to be an absolute salesman for a second. One of the greatest products that we facilitate here over at KitBad Conversations is that you could jump into any voice chat in the middle of it, derail the whole thing and then talk about whatever you want. You got nine other guys there, just kind of hanging out. Some guys on a bulldozer, some guys at CQ and the Army. It doesn't, some guy hanging out in Africa who speaks German sometimes. It's just a whole lot of things. Everyone has a lot of different ways of looking at things. Book club is super sick. Get a whole bunch of interesting people in there talking about like different ways of thinking

and everything. And if you want to talk about from like an analytical perspective that a traditional like American way of just pigeonhole, like this is what I learned in school like really helps break outside of that. And then also if you're bored or at the airport or something you just text like I need something to talk about and that you can talk about like I was going to go in a different direction but yeah you can talk about anything. What's the ton of your name? You can debate this. No, dude, I'll say it. We had a one day we got bored and we're like, OK, Blair White. And they're like, who would have sex with a trans woman?

Half of us said yes. Half of us said no. And then we started Mongol meme posting and saying, you're a weak Japanese pillow loving boy who can't love a good trans woman. And I think that conversation has carried us for at least 30 days. Like even more so. Now the best part, all the boys, if you live in the same general area, meet up.

I've met up a guy a few times, half the boys in the East Coast, her West Coast met up this year. So super sick. Even the guys in the UK are meeting up for Christmas. It's so funny. Yeah. The singer's bitch. She has singers In the dirt just talking shit We see him

Definition of onsite Yeah, definitely when you when you told me Ben told me that you saw the division or like the brigade XO you were just like hey, what's up on that? I was like Some dude out of 20 career just to be told, it was so pro at a fucking Mexican restaurant. I was like, because he walked, like we walked into this place and he was just like, look at me. He's like, Oh, shit, dude. I fucking work with these guys or the brass. I was like, what's up, dude? So it's like, I didn't serve five years.

I didn't serve five years and get out. So I didn't have to call people, dude. Okay. That's why I did it. So I can appreciate the rake and then just grace it. Yeah, give me those nachos. What do you bench? Fucking not enough. Move, we throw three tacos. It's pretty workout and run right to the bathroom. I promise you you do not say it in my way. You just look at that little salsa cup that give give you for the chips. You go finish that. You just check it like I'll catch you later Just check it out

It is so fun. I think it's time. Ben, he's sick, but all right. Yeah, I think that's about it. Happy new year everyone. Merry Christmas Avenue air Bye.