Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - 10 Seconds of Rage

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

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The official temperature today and for parts of Southern California is hot as balls, even though they won't say that on the official. They'll talk about the Doppler, but we all know what the Doppler is, Alley. It's balls. And it's balls hot outside. And it's going to get hotter. And we're in the middle of this heat wave. It's going to go on for a while now.

And Jake, of course, the nerd on the show, has reason why we should all understand why we are feeling more irritable. People don't understand why it is, but there's just something about, there's actual science behind it. Was one of you doubting this yesterday? I was talking about this with somebody. They were like, no, that's not a thing. Well, I think that the idea. None of us were listening. I tuned you out as well.

Omar, were you listening to Jake? I was not, no. Okay, yeah, so. You were arguing with somebody about this? Maybe you were talking to yourself, Jake. Maybe, I don't know. But high temperatures stress the body, alter brain chemistry, and disrupt sleep. And this phenomenon is called a hot weather effect or a heat hypothesis.

A lot of people have this. They're suffering from it now. And I think the big part of what he said, the only thing that I kind of tuned him out again there, I'll be honest. I say balls. I think the thing that he is talking about is when people are hot and they can't get sleep because they're up all night hot, then they're pissed. It translates the next day to them being grumpy and irritable. Well, this was Vanessa yesterday because the night before, her A.C. wasn't working and she was up sweating and spraying herself in the face all night. It makes you grumpy, I get it.

So then, you know, then the next day, something that normally would fly under the radar is not something that's going to bother you, really starts to irk you. And then you start having, next thing you know, you're having a fist fight with the guy at the drive-thru. You're just irritable. Everybody's on their period right now. That's what it feels like. Is that really happening, though? Vanessa? I'm not on my period.

Okay. Let's get to it. Don't worry about it. It's time now. Can you say something about periods? For 10... That's what I heard. Don't worry about it, period pants.

Okay. 10 seconds of rage. It's because we think if you rage for 10 seconds, you let some of the air out of the balloon, you'll feel better instantly. It's a scientific study that Jake was telling us about. Sometimes that's all you need to do, is let a little out.

And I don't mind... I'll even start, Allie, because... You know how they have all these rules that you can't have weed stores near schools and you can't have liquor stores near schools, they should make a rule that you cannot put a frozen yogurt place within 200 yards of a school. Dude, those places are chaos.

It's not only chaos, but it forces, it's a, it should be treated the same way as a weed store. I watch the parents scramble as they try to block their kid's view, and then all you need is one friend of a friend of a friend who's like, ah, Charlie's going over there. Ice cream. And then you're screwed. You're right in there.

You're right in the thick of the chaos. And I believe that that should be treated the same way we've treated these other places that can't be near schools, bars. They do it on purpose. Of course they do. They're no dummies. Yeah, but they also know that it's one time someone says, hey, let's get ice cream. Then the next day it's on the brain again because it's 3 p.m. And, of course, yesterday you got ice cream.

Might as well get it today. Shut it down. People like me are too weak to say no. Put something near a school the kids don't like, like libraries. Okay? We can walk right by those. No problem. We don't want ice cream, okay?

It's just tons of libraries. There's more libraries. So many. Yeah, that's right. That's why they don't need another one on the outside. I'd like to rage, if I could, about something that just happened to me. I recently ordered a couch. Pretty excited about it.

And I got a text from the company saying, good news, there's a status update on your order. I'm saying, great, there's a link here about my delivery date. I think it's been moved up. I'm all excited. I click on the link, and then it just says order in progress. Order in progress? Yeah. That's not a status update.

You're right. That's not a delivery date. That's no information. I just clicked on something for no effing reason. Wait until you get your third or fourth status update that's still going to be order in progress. Because sometimes they'll do that. A week goes by. You go, here we go.

Another status update. Order in progress. Which means nothing. Don't text me about it. Martine on KROQ. You have 10 seconds to rage. Go ahead. Hey, man.

First of all, I'm a delivery driver for Amazon. And, Dan, those vans get hot. They get steamy up in there. And then to top it off, you've got all these jerks over here ordering packs and packs of water, running them over there all the way up to their steps. I'm over here sweating balls like crazy and can't even drink a damn beer. You can't even take a water. You're just cursed to bring water to other people while you're sweating your ass off. Remember, whoever rages the best will get themselves instant access to our endless summer kegger.

And you'll cool off there as we were hanging out in Newport Beach at the Hyatt. We say hi to Justine. It's time for 10 Seconds of Rage on KROQ. Go ahead. Oh, boy. She's going to blow her opportunity. Justine, in three, two, one. Time wasted.

We say hi now to Jordan. You're on KROQ, 805-201-067, 10 Seconds of Rage. What's up? Yo, sweet kids, guys. But, man, this heat makes no sense at all. Everything is sticking to everything on me right now, dude. I'm driving the 405 South. sun's in my face, AC's on, but I can't get anything off me, dude.

I'm melting right now. Everything's sticking, everything's quiet. Yeah, I understand being upset about car AC. I feel like they are crapping out. They can't keep up. I agree for some reason. It doesn't work. I think car ACs are getting weaker and weaker.

They are. I had mine on for like 20 minutes, no change. Is that an electric car thing versus a gas car thing? I don't know, but it just seems like I even try and do the thing where I can put the AC on before I get in the car. I think the electric car AC is whack. It's terrible. It's not good, huh?

That's what's going on. Yeah, I need some gas. Like monster truck AC. That's what I want right there. I'm going to try to get one of those actual units just hanging out the window, one of the car windows. Or, and they don't know how to distribute it properly either, because if you put it all the way up to the max, then you just have one stream of freezing cold air in your eyeball. I'll take that.

And you're hot everywhere else. Hey, Alexander, welcome to KROQ. Ten seconds of rage. What's up? Sweet dreams, sweet dreams. Sweet dreams. Yo, what is the deal with natural deodorant, bro? They all say apply once to feel fresh all day, but it's more like apply all day and you still keep the fun.

Yeah. I'm in my car all day. Yo, you know, like, they got to fix that or I'm probably going to switch to good old aluminum, you know? Yeah, I got the aluminum in my pits, baby. And I know it's probably not good for me, and I feel like I'll eventually be Iron Man or something. Yeah, but we haven't come up with an alternative. It just doesn't work. Toms and all that other crap, and I know Johnny's big into one of these other ones that I think

he pays like 20 bucks a stick for. This one's like the stick is like charcoal. I don't know what it is. It's quote natural, but for some reason, there's certain people that are not cut out for natural. There's certain people that are aluminum people. And they rhyme with schmake. They need aluminum. I have natural musk.

Well, you need to get some aluminum musk ASAP. The natural stuff doesn't work on you, Jay. Wrap you in aluminum foil. Left-sided Victoria, you're on KROQ. Hi, what's up? hi sweet david 10 seconds so i live in long beach i live in long beach right we got the power going out i can't take my dog out like during the day because it's so hot so i gotta take him out at night so meanwhile he's running around the house hot laps going nuts i got the

kitten now freaking out but the window is open because we got no ac and i got the kitten trying to jump out the window all right it's non-stop this is the problem all these people like to live by the ocean. Most of the year, they've got a good situation going. And a lot of them say, we don't need AC. They always say that. I don't need AC. And then you hit a week like this, you're like, I was wrong. Why? Why don't I have an AC? And you know what else pisses me off? Is during the

day, of course, it's hot as hell. You try to plan around by walking the dog or going out early or late at night. But then if you go out early, mosquitoes. If you go out late, mosquitoes. They're bookending all the great times to be outside. I had two coyotes waiting for me this morning as I was getting in my car leaving the place. I think all of nature

is getting too hot, too, so they're just roaming looking for anything. They're all on re-tube. They almost took me down today. Hey, what's up, Sam? Hey, what's up? Hey, so I drive a big rig

all day, every day, stuck in traffic with no AC. I'm tired of it. And if it's bumper-to-bumper traffic looking, you know, I have to deal

with dripping sweat coming down my face, wiping it from my eyes, going through gears, people cutting me, I'm done with it. Shout out, a lot of lizards.

I didn't realize a lot of lizards have to deal with so many sweaty truckers that don't have AC. That seems like the most important thing. They still got to do what they do, but they got to do it with sweaty balls. We got to go over some of these calls we got.

Hopefully, you feel a little bit better after raging over the airwaves of K-Rock as we give you some Joe. It's called End of Beginning. It's on KROQ or Klein Alley Show.