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About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be.
The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports.
That's why you gotta go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day.
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Okay, enough shilling.
Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show.
Hey, you're on Klein Alley Show.
Big day today.
Moist Joyce in the house.
Kegger, I can't wait.
Moist Joyce getting excited for the kegger.
She's been working on her official introduction to welcome everyone to the kegger.
This is Moist Joyce, and welcome to the first annual Klein Alley Show.
Kegger and clam slam.
Man, I love a clam slam.
So anyway, that's Moist Joyce.
She's very excited.
She loves drinking, loves partying.
She was a Studio 54 gal back in her day.
She sent us pictures.
Yeah, that's right.
We did see some pictures.
And she used to be a snack.
I believe in her day, yes.
She used to be dynamite.
That's well said.
We'll get into your news now that a brand new hour of the show will begin.
And we have lots of chances for you to win tickets to join us later today for the Endless Summer Kegger,
including the return of Beecher Boss,
because you would probably want to get either today off or leave early today, perhaps,
or get tomorrow off so that you can turn a long weekend into a longer weekend.
If you can get tomorrow off, that's more than we can do.
Yeah, we tried and we failed.
And we're going to be working late tonight.
But regardless, if you'd like to go ahead and play that with us, go ahead and talk to your boss.
Make sure they'll agree to come on the air.
If you beat them and you prove you know more than the person that is technically your superior,
well, then we will, as long as they're willing to give you the day off,
we will let you play the game and win your way in.
And that will be later this morning.
But you can call Vanessa anytime, 800-520-1067.
Or hit us up in the DMs or text us.
and we will get you on to that later this morning on the show.
Right now, though, there's this, your news.
Grab your Adderall.
It's time for ADD News.
We have another legend that has passed on.
She wasn't 80, but she was old, and she was iconic.
Gloria Steinem, the feministiest feminist of all.
More than any list.
Oh, yeastiest?
Feminiestiest, yeah.
We say that in the community.
Oh, you do?
Is that how you know you're the biggest feminist?
If you're the yeastiest?
Feminiesty.
I'm the yeastiest.
She was more of a feminist than any lesbian with a pitbull that you've ever met.
She died 92 years old, lived a long, very eventful life.
She led the March for Women's Rights.
She was one of the first people ever to write about things like contraception in the 60s
when no one wanted to hear about that stuff.
She also wrote about abortion and domestic violence.
All right.
She helped create New York Magazine.
She also, here you'll like this, Omar, because it's a D joke.
She helped form the National Women's Caucus.
Oh, boom.
Hilarious.
Funny stuff.
The Presidential Medal of Freedom.
She earned that.
She also went undercover as a Playboy Bunny to expose how badly the women were being treated there.
Yeah, that was crazy.
That was a great undercover investigation that she pulled off.
Yeah, I think all...
She went through the whole bunny training and everything.
For 11 days.
Yeah, she was a part of it.
But most importantly, as Omar said, she was hot.
Cool.
And that's really all that matters when it comes to women.
Let me talk about her legacy.
Oh, what's her name again?
Stenum.
Oh, let me Google her.
Glorious now.
Glorious now.
She actually does.
I search her by cup size.
A lot of amazing things.
Younger, younger version.
Do you want to give a tribute or?
Yeah, listen, I think that women need more advocates.
Whoa, yeah, she's a looker.
I'm in the middle of a tribute, God damn it.
Oh, sorry, my bad.
She has a memoir coming out later this month.
I think that it's important to have.
Women should feel heard.
Now they won't.
I do have audio of her biggest and most iconic quotes.
I'm sure she wouldn't like it.
This is a tribute.
You have audio, audio?
I have audio this time because I wanted to make up for last time.
You ready?
We're ready.
These are her top five quotes.
Number five.
A gender equal society would be one where the word gender does not exist.
See?
I have audio.
Is that her?
Yeah.
What the hell?
It is more rewarding to watch money change the world than watch it accumulate.
Isn't that impactful?
Are these actually quotes she said?
These are her quotes, yeah.
I'm so happy that we're finally hearing the stories and voices of women who make America.
We do what we see, not what we're told.
What? Why are you doing that?
Why are you snapping?
Planning ahead is a measure of class.
The rich and even the middle class plan for future generations.
But the poor can plan ahead only a few weeks or days.
this bitch oh my god all right p shoot a lot of amazing things all right we have some good
airplane news which is hard to come by these days airports are probably going to be a mess
this weekend and tickets are more expensive than ever but frontier airlines our new spirit
is offering a 249 all you can fly pass for a one-time fee you travel anywhere that frontier
flies unlimited until february 2027 they've offered this similar things before for summer
travel but they're upgrading it and all you have to do after you pay the 249 bucks is any flight
you want to take you pay a penny to book any additional flight and then you do have to do
like government taxes and crap like that and also keep in mind you have to pay for pretty much
everything else like any kind of bag you want to bring to pick your seat all that kind of stuff
which does add up but they do fly to mexico vegas central america so you can get a lot of
international flights for a
pretty low price. But isn't it very
like almost impossible because you have
to wait like the day before and
see if there's any availability?
There's a catch, right? There's always a catch.
Well, I think there's also a catch with if you're
traveling with a group or any other person.
If you individually
have this pass, I think they make it really
difficult for you to fly with
other people. There's no blackout dates around the
holidays too and they can get more money for their
tickets. All of a sudden you try to book a ticket on Christmas
Well, I didn't read anything about that, but maybe it's like what Omar said, like you don't really get first pick.
You know what I mean?
That sounds about right.
But Southwest is also opening their own lounges at the airport.
It's going to be a trashy ass lounge.
I can't wait.
Southwest is basically announcing plans to launch their first ever network of premium airport lounges.
And this will be with Chase.
And they're all set to start in late 2027.
If a golf club hits you in the head, it hurts.
And a golfer at a local course, he was just minding his own business golfing.
He saw this guy run across the course, and it was kind of interrupting his game.
So he tried to confront him, and the guy started to chase him.
So he decided to run away.
He got on his golf cart, tried to escape.
But the suspect caught up to him and then took his own driver and struck him in the head with it.
And then left.
And they're still looking for him.
So they have some pictures of him that they weren't able to get.
You know, I couldn't find anything about, like, how the guy is.
I assume he's okay.
I'd rather get hit in the head with a driver than an iron, for sure.
You think so?
Oh, yeah.
Iron would, that could kill you, I think.
Because of the edge.
Yeah, driver's at least kind of hollow in the middle.
Is that hollow in the middle?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The modern day ones?
Yeah, I got hit once, but I'm okay now.
I believe that.
No, you're not.
You're not okay.
It was a driver.
You should be suing.
Whatever happened, Johnny, you are not okay.
Just want to point that out.
So apparently that guy is going to have long-term effects.
Find that guy and offer him a job,
screening the phones here at KROQ, whoever that is.
He'll be our next Johnny.
All right, we'll get into a brand-new hour of the show next.
We've got tickets, lots of tickets to give you.
Halloween Horror Nights, Universal Studios,
we'll make that happen for you.
More tickets to the Endless Summer Kegger,
which is happening later today in Newport Beach at the Hyatt.
Oh, it's going to be a great time.
And it all starts after the Cranberries on KROQ.