Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Ally Knows the News

Episode Date: July 14, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you gotta go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. Perhaps you want to learn a little bit about what's happening in the world.

Perhaps you want some of Alley's money or you're just too lazy to change the radio station. Regardless, we are streaming live on YouTube right now so you can look at this unfold before your very eyes. And in a moment, the viewers really start to tune in when Alley leaves the KROQ studio, which she will be doing in a moment. And you can watch her. She believes she put on five pounds yesterday alone. Yeah, yesterday I felt like a real inflation process happened. So get ready for the return of Fat Alley. I think I'm officially having to put away one pair, like one crop of jeans and pants and having to bring out pants that I think I put away like three or four years ago.

Are we going into muumuu's yet or not yet? Not yet. Right now I'm going leggings. Today I'm going leggings. Oh, here she comes, baby. We missed her. Don't worry. We still need a wide lens camera angle for Klein's neck.

That's right. Well, it's going to be tight. I'm going to take all of Allie's pregnancy pants and try to fit my neck into them. We'll see what happens. It's going to be very exciting here. Who puts on more weight over the next few months? Will it be Allie, who's growing a child inside of her, or this guy right here, who's addicted to protein? I don't know what's happening to me.

I feel like I'm not eating that much more than I was before, and I'm growing at a very fast pace. You sent us a picture of that kid yesterday. It looks like a human already. It's crazy. It's got all the arms and legs and everything. So look at that. All the right amounts, too. Let's add a Trevor this morning, listening to the show in Burbank, California.

Hey, Trevor, what's up? Hey, morning, guys. How you doing? Good morning. A hundred bucks of Allie's money could be yours. All you got to do is answer some questions about things happening in the world. Allie will leave the K-Rock studios the second she is sequestered and out of here. You get to go first.

Please answer these questions quickly, confidently, accurately. No cheating. And ties go to the house. And we call her that because she's big now. And here we go. Allie knows the news. Bad news if you're sitting in a mess on the 101. This was spilled all over the 101 freeway, causing many lanes to be closed.

What was it that was spilled all over the 101? Let's go with milk. Milk. Delicious. Dangerous if you're lactose intolerant. We go to question two. Speaking of delicious, Olive Garden is bringing back what promotion? Endless Salad.

Endless Salad. We've got a question number three. Netflix has a $2 million prize up for grabs as they are turning this classic board game into some entertainment for you to watch. Which board game is turning into a competition show worth $2 million? Competition show.

Let's go with Clue. Clue. We've got a question number four right now. Apparently, doing this is adding nine pounds to you every single year doing what according to new research out today is resulting in you getting nine pounds of weight gain every single year nine pounds of weight gain um i don't know side sleeping side sleeping and finally question number five fifa claims that there are 1200 tickets available right now for the world cup final at what price point this

is the price right now uh there's at least a thousand tickets available at what price oh i'm gonna like prices right i'm gonna say thirty five hundred dollars thirty five hundred bucks a ticket if you want to go to the fifa finals all right let's bring ali and we'll score together all things technically happening in the world you could argue they're news or not news but interesting nonetheless we go to question number one ali is re-entered hold on ali still re-entering It's taking her a lot of time now. Allie is still entering. Here we go.

Question one, Allie. Yeah. This spilled all over the 101, causing many lanes to be closed. Oh, my God. I drove past that this morning. It's cinder blocks, giant cinder blocks. Oh, you saw that this morning? Yeah.

Every lane was closed, and there were trucks that were just toppled over. One of the worst things to spill. This guy gets milk. Milk's fine because you can just drive right over milk. No problem. Just put a bunch of paper towels. But cinder blocks, that really shuts things down. And Allie gets the point.

It was a bunch of cinder blocks scattered all over. I think it's still closed a lot. Go over to Quest. You're wondering why your commute is sucking right now. That's probably the reason why. We go to question number two. Allie's up 1-0 early. Olive Garden is bringing back what promotion?

The Endless Pasta Pass. Now, I think they got rid of this for a while because people were exploiting it and taking advantage of it, eating too much of it. But, you know, and then obviously the Endless Shrimp put Red Lobster out of business for a while. But the Endless Pasta Pass, where there's always a limited number, is coming back. And I believe that that allows you to have... I think for $100, you can have pasta every day. I think you can get a pasta dish every day. I think you can go in there and eat as much as you goddamn please until you explode.

So that is correct. Allie's up 2-0 now. And Allie, because of your pregnancy, I think I'm going to get you that Endless Pasta Pass. I think I am. It's hard to get. It's just so oily, that pasta. I know. You're going to eat up.

It's all right. I'll eat through it. Go to question number three right now. Allie's up 2-0. Netflix has a $2 million grand prize up for grabs as they're turning what classic board game into a competition? Oh, God.

Board game competition. Clue? He said Clue as well. Oh, really? I do believe they are making a Clue show somewhere, but this particular one is Monopoly was announced. $2 million. Monopoly is making its way to Netflix.

The game that no one ever finished. We go to... It's like there's got to be... I'm trying to think how long the power has to be out before that comes out. That's always like, power's out, it's not coming back for a while, all the devices are now completely juiced out. I mean, that is a game, too, that you start and you play until you give up. Yeah.

All right, well, I think I'm winning. Or you open it and you're like, all we have is a thimble. Everything else is missing, so forget it. We've got a question four. Allie's still up two with two left. This is causing you to gain nine pounds of weight every single year. We're going to research out today, not just you, and it says that doing this is causing up to nine pounds of weight gain every single year. I mean, probably just mindless snacking.

Mindless snacking, Ali says, worth nine pounds a year. He said side sleeping. He was closer. No one gets the point. But staying up late, scrolling and sitting in bed and staying up late instead of getting that additional sleep where apparently your body burns through a bunch of fat, it's costing you nine pounds a year. So think about that for a second as you're up tonight scrolling. And we go to question five. There are 1,200 tickets still available, according to FIFA, for the FIFA finals.

Of course, World Cup finals. At what price point? This is the price they're saying they have tickets available at. Over 1,000 available. What is the price? God, it's got to be like $5,000. He said $3,500. Ali is closer, but FIFA is excited to announce that they have 1,200 tickets available

at the low, low cost of $7,380. But you said, Klein, that you knew somebody who went to a World Cup game and said it was totally worth it, right? Yeah, but they went to one of the ones in L.A., and I don't think they paid over. I think they paid face value, which was still not cheap. Right. But it's supposed to be like an unforgettable.

They said it was like a crazy cool experience, you know, and I think that most people that go to these things are saying that they're worth it. I know I wouldn't feel that way, but that's just because I have a pessimistic outlook on things. Well, regardless, sad for you. It was nice to meet you, but you lost. And what must you shamefully admit over the airwaves of K-Rock?

Go ahead. My name is Trevor from Burbank, and Allie knows the news. Tomorrow morning at this exact time, you'll have another chance to take some of Allie's money. Just turn my mic off. Jesus. Oopsies. Your body's like, let's just end this now.

It all looks similar. We've got more show to get to, believe it or not. More to give you all after this on KROQ.