Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Annoynomous

Episode Date: October 7, 2026

We'll get into an episode of Klein Alley's show in just a moment. But in the meantime, let's tell you about our absolute favorite place on the planet. Yep, that would be San Bernardino International Airport, where you can go through the airport process without waiting in long lines and overpaying for parking. Quick connections to the Bay Area and the world plus ski and snowboard in Provo from San Bernardino all winter long. Every other airport, you're going to be in long TSA lines. You're going to be miserable. You're going to say, oh, I've got to get there two, three hours before my flight, not at San Bernardino International Airport.

And now we send you on a direct flight into our podcast, which starts right now. Most interactive hour and all of radio is about to officially begin with the return of mash tags. Hit it. Sometimes you want to play mash tags. Sometimes you don't. Well, if you don't, you're going to be bummed out because we're playing it now. It's a heat wave outside again today. I feel like every day it remains hot.

We get a little bit more irritable. And today, temps will probably be once again north of 100 in many parts of Southern California. It felt 1,000 degrees yesterday in the San Fernando Valley easily. You feel like your skin is burning as soon as you walk outside? So starting now and for the rest of the hour, we'll be asking you to help us make K-Rock hot by taking anything under the K-Rock umbrella and mashing it together with anything under the world of heat. For instance, the heat strokes, no longer the strokes. They're now the heat strokes.

Or two hot chili peppers, boil Otis, or 311 degrees, lots of ways to take K-Rock artists, bands, or personalities and make them hot. Good luck trying to make us hot. Yeah, we've already got a couple of great submissions. 818 Melt Talica. Oh, Meltallica is good. And 213, Fontaine's AC. Oh, man, that AC is the superhero of the week for sure. It really is.

And by the way, we appreciate all of your different opportunities and different ways to make K. Rock Hot, including 714, who said the time Elena Bovian was on Klein Alley Show. Make K. Rock Hot. That was the last time we did that. It did make K. Rock Hot. So, well done. If you have them, get them to us. You can text them in, 800520-10.10.10.10.10.10.com. There's a post up on our stories on Instagram. Cline Allie Show, get them to us there. We'll share with you our favorites throughout the hour. Pick a winner. and give you something at the very least to say thanks for participating in mash tags. Right now, though, it's time for us to put Postmaster Johnny in his place. Anonymous.

It's never a good day for the employee that has to sit in the hot seat and hear our thoughts about them to their face. But the good news is Johnny will not know who said what because all of these have been recorded anonymously. And the voices have been changed. The voices have been changed to protect the person who commented. So, Johnny, you're going to hear comments from Jake and from Allie, myself, Vanessa, and Omar, all of us have contributed to anonymous. There was no shortage. This was the most amount of submissions ever for an anointimus.

You nervous? No. This is the problem, is that I think that Johnny doesn't understand. Am I supposed to be scared? Like I have a puppy dog now that when it eats its poops, I yell at it, and it wags its tail and smiles and thinks I'm playing with it. It's the same thing. Yeah, it doesn't know that it's done anything.

Right, exactly. Gopaka, guvok, right. I'm yelling at you, damn it. Don't you get it? So, Johnny, let's go through some of these now. These are some things about you that annoy us all. And here we go. You've been leaving work early a lot lately.

And your excuses are getting worse and worse every time. Last time you just said, my landlord, and walked away. You didn't even bother to finish your excuse. It's a very true statement. Very true. I wish it was an excuse. Ever since Johnny was made, quote, full time at K Rock. I've seen him less time than ever before.

He's dropping a lot of, can we get the day off comments too. A lot of can we get the day? I think Allie had to leave early for some sort of anatomy scan. And he's like, let's take the day, guys. Yeah, let's just all take the day. We're like, Ali has to leave 11 minutes early for a medical appointment. And I don't think we need the day. It is interesting also, and I'll notice this about Johnny.

He'll say he's got to go deal with some emergency. And then later he posts some fast action motion video of him hanging records on a wall. Right, exactly. Great video. It's not an emergency. Yeah, and I also think that it's a, like I know a couple times it was there was some kind of a delivery window that you needed to be home for. That was a big scam.

That was. Got to go, guys. Delivery window. That was a big one. All right, moving on, Allie. I get it. You like the guitar, but do you have to play that guitar while we're doing meetings? It is so addoid.

And I don't know how everyone's so calmly just talking. I can barely focus. We don't know who left that comment either. It's anonymous. Sounds like a trick. That person is not happy about you with the guitar. Play the guitar at home. We don't need to hear.

during a meeting. All right. That's another anonymous note from one of your co-workers. We don't know who it is, but they would like you to stop playing the guitar. In fact, do we all agree? Sure.

Sure. I don't know who made that comment. I think that may have been Omar or Jake, but yes, I think we can all agree about that. Next comment from a coworker anonymously. It's so ridiculous how he talks so much shit about people who pee on the ground in the men's room, yet you're the dude who's too afraid to pee next to someone.

because you're scared. Someone might get a glimpse of your baby. Whoa. So you go and pee in the handicapped stall, don't even lock the door, and pee all over the seat. You're the f***ing pre culprit,

dirty pee culprit, and you don't flush. Gross-ass bitch. Wow. That was probably Vanessa, too. That was aggressive, Vanessa. That was like Jake. Wow.

We don't know who it was. Guys, it's anonymous. Johnny, is that true? You don't flush? First of all, I like using the stalls because I do not want any of my coworkers pulling up to her urinal next to me. me. That is weird, awkward conversation.

Yeah, but I heard you can't see anything. No, but it's like I'm tall. I'm six foot four. And then now there's people here that are actually taller than like Klein and Jake now. So I don't want anybody like making eye contact with me. And then second, like, I don't know. I don't want anybody like looking at my schlong or like getting close me like that. Is that what you think that people do when they get into the bathroom and they get up next to someone, they look at their slong? Well, everybody's doing crazy stuff nowadays.

Like there's a lot of like. I mean, that's what I would do if I was in there. Well, yeah. That's very different though. Because you're gay. Yeah, you're a gay lady. I just want to refresh my memory. I just can't stand looking at your face.

The vapid look, it's just gay and old. I mean, there's nothing there. Whenever you screw anything up and we call you out on it, all you have to say is, yeah, how about owning up to your mistakes, taking responsibility for it, you dumbass? All right, that's another anonymous comment from a co-worker. That was an O-Mar one,

but that's called the Gen Z stare. But you don't know who that's from. Let's not point names to let's just let these be anonymous because they are. They're all anonymous. Like this one. You won't know who said this. Yeah, Johnny, anytime we need anything done for the show, you always just talk. This is clear to you.

Yeah, Jenny. That's actually what Klein sounded like 10 years ago. You don't know. Hey, Johnny, hey, come on. What's up? What are we doing here? This could be anyone on the show. Yeah, Johnny, anytime we need anything done for the show, you always just.

Say it right now. Say it right now. I don't know what I said here. I mean anonymous. Yeah, Johnny, anytime we need anything done for the show, you always just tell us you're cooking. And I don't know what that necessarily means, but I know that it means we're not going to get the thing we need done for the show.

So if you can stop cooking and start doing, we would greatly appreciate that. Thank you. That's an anonymous comment from a call. It takes you quite a while to cook, Johnny. We move on. It does. Another round of anonymous.

But we got to let him cook. Sometimes you walk in the studio and stand there with nothing to say, nothing to add, no question, no update. Just walk in and stand there. What am I supposed to do? pet you and give you a treat? Go back to your fucking death. Hey, hold on it. I like doing that, Allie.

I like coming in just being like, woo, let's go, guys. I know, but we're usually busy doing something and then you're standing there and I'm like, do you need something? I'm just there for moral support. Just saying like, hey, we're here and we're doing it. Oral support, more like it, I guess. Moral. Another thing I don't like, if I

ask, hey, can you post this now? It is literally now. Not five minutes from now. It's a now thing. Okay, thank you. Anonymous. That's a good point right there. I got to put the post together.

I got to design it. I got to get the verbiage correct. It takes a couple of that. I hate how every show of an idea you have is some kind of physical competition. Hey, know what we should do? Go race. Hey, know what we should do? Have a dunk contest.

Hey, know what we should do? Go race again. Here's something you should do. Read my lips. Shut the fuck up. Oh, I forgot. You can't read. Oh, that's Jake's old ass because he can't beat us in a race.

or anything like that. Well, you do. You are pitching things that you are very good at. Because it's proven the audience loves watching videos of us on Instagram doing physical challenges and it's fun.

Jake's upset because the one time we did race, he pulled his hammy right out of the gate. Yeah, two seconds and I was like, bro, you pulled your hammy, you're old. Remember when we tried to run that mile?

Yeah, yeah. We spent the whole time making up for Jake's slow ass. Yeah, Jake did ruin it for us. And he cheated at the 5K. He did cheat at the 5K. You cheated. We should do more for his real competitions

against Jake. In heels. Whenever you're on the air. You constantly say, oh, I'm in for my boy, Sluggo, for my boy, Kevin Ryder. They're not your boys. Nobody is your boy. Stop saying your boy. Boy, I hate you.

Oh, man. See, that's Omar again. And yes, they are my boys. Remember when Ozzy Osbourne died? He goes, my boy. Yeah, my boy, Ozzy. I said buddy. My boy Ozzy died.

My buddy. I said my buddy. Is boy stronger than buddy? Ooh. Yeah, actually. Yeah, because buddy could be like, yeah buddy could be offensive sometimes if you're just

it's offensive it has a negative condensation joining us right now we're doing it condensation hold on wait I'm tripping up my word right now I'm too excited I'm too excited hold on you had it right it's condensation

no not condensation connotation it has a negative connotation sometimes condescent are you cooking right now a little bit I'm too excited right now postmaster Johnny's in the KRAX

now we are listening to these are things about Johnny that annoy us all about him but he won't know who said what it's a great way to interact with your co-workers we recommend you also do annoying to miss at your place of work. When you're answering phones,

do you wait for Vanessa to answer the phones first? Because they come in, you wait a second, and then Vanessa picks them up. And she knows this because she can see you from her desk. Yeah. Who is it? We'll never know. Even the context. Even if we did disguise your voice for us, it's so obvious.

It's so obvious. It's obvious because if I only had a filter on, it would not sound like that. You're the only one with this complaint. That would have this. Because it's a real complaint. It's annoying. I need help. I'm going to filter that exact same complaint.

We're going to listen to it again. Please do. And I'm going to see if that changes anything. Because now we don't know who said it. If we're not sure. And it's not me. Let's find out. When you're answering phones, do you wait for Vanessa to answer the phones first?

because they come in, you wait a second, and then Vanessa picks them up. And she knows this because she can see you from her desk. Who else would say that? Not Vanessa. It's someone that was on her birthday parties. I work here. All right. Listen, only a few more here on here, Johnny.

Thanks for taking these. These are actual complaints about us. Hopefully these make you a better employee. During the show, you disappear for large chunks with no explanation. I mean, how long does it really take to give a black job? Then when you get back, you strum your little guitar. and watch old concert videos. Newsflash, this isn't your living room.

It's your work. Oh, wait, I forgot. You don't know what a news flash is. That's another complaint that someone has about Johnny. Here's another one. These are all things about you that annoy us. How you always poo-poo the idea of having some of the biggest rock artists in for an interview. Oh, we can't have Maynard for Tool because he's goof.

No one cares. Oh, we shouldn't have Josh Homie from Queens of the Stone Age. He sucks. No one cares about the 90s. Meanwhile, you suck. the gooboo doll's d- shut the f*** up dork wow wow jake really that's crazy jack is very mad jake is very mad

oh man i don't know why jake got so angry who no that was venezsa again oh my god these are all venezza so much anger right there you've really escalates just that phone I mean the example of maynard from tool was a bit of a giveaway yeah if you don't know a caller's name ask them how to spell it don't just make up a name and hope for the best Here's how you spell Johnny, M-O-R-O-N.

If you say you're going to do something, maybe do it. Just a thought. Sorry, let me explain. Thoughts are those things that pop up in your head before you ignore them and eat oatmeal. I know it's hard to get your thoughts crossed. Johnny, all things about you that annoy us. A lot of times you will say that you have an uncle or a cousin that can help us with whatever we need. And that could be Karnay Asada.

That could be your cousin who's the mailman that's going to take us on the roots or the uncle that has the accent. to the Modela factory. Regardless, it's never, ever happened ever. Which I'm convinced means either you don't have any uncles or cousins, or you're making up all of these stories. Please stop. Get some better relatives. It's so true. I wish I was making that stuff up, but I'm actually going to

see all my relatives this Saturday at my cousin's wedding in Santa Barbara. I'll take a video and I'll send you photos of every single one. But Johnny, how many times on the air have we been like, oh, the one thing we need is this. You never follow it up with like the barbecues. You didn't follow it up. You follow it up. I told you. I was like, I have them. They're ready to go. What do you want to do? And clients's like, no, I'm going to get. Jenny.

get a barbecue. I'm going to get this. I'm going to get a cheese platter. Remember when we were going to do a ride along with a postal worker? He's on standby. My cousin Chris, he's on route right now. He has a van and everything. I'll call him right now. He's probably listening in his truck. That would be great if you can call him right now. Hey, Chris, him. They want you in studio to do a ride-along. Johnny, hopefully, no, we don't.

You don't want to see him what it looks like. It looks like a male guy. Put those thoughts on your head. Less oatmeal, more thoughts. More oatmeal. Maple Sugar. Thank you. We'll come back and start to share some of your great submissions for hashtags, make K.R. Hot. We'll get to that after Lincoln Park on Carol Q.