Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Clickbait

Episode Date: September 14, 2026

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Not at San Bernardino International Airport. And now we send you on a direct flight into our podcast, which starts right now. Internet design, two reasons and two reasons only. Clickbait and masturbate. We can only do one of them on the air, so here we go. Bait is a juicy one today. What is the answer? Bait.

Let's start with this. What is the first thing that you are supposed to do if you think that your spouse is cheating on you according to a therapist? This is very important now because if you suspect there is something going on, something afoot, maybe you have evidence or maybe it's just that feeling in your gut that something's going on. It is very important, according to this therapist who has dealt with thousands of couples that have gone through something like this, that you do this first before anything else. Now, I would imagine you've got to key the car. That's the first thing you've got to do. That's a good one. But I'm not the therapist here.

There is one right answer. So what is it? We will start with a man that his relationship plagued in many ways. Jake the Nerd. Oh, great. I'm going to say maybe be honest with yourself and ask yourself if you want to even continue this relationship if it is true.

Be honest with yourself. Ask yourself a question like, if it's true, do I still want to be with this person? Or try to work it out. Being honest with yourself is terrible advice. That's very therapy-sty though. I actually really like his answer. It does sound like some of that Jedi therapist stuff

that they would say. I just want a real answer. You're telling me to be honest with myself? Give me something easier than that. All right, so Jake says be honest with yourself. Vanessa? Okay, I think you start saving their money. Save, save, save money so you can get out. You could be like, go ahead, cheat,

but then you're going to turn into, like, indifferent and just live your life, save a bunch of money, and get out. So you're saying, like, create a secondary account, and you start... Start preparing yourself to get out. Stockpiling, so you're not stuck in a relationship where you're financially dependent on the other person. Exactly.

You don't say anything, and then once you're ready to leave, be like, all right, I know you've been shitting. It's okay. We don't have to talk. I'm leaving. So how long are you, but based on your answer, you're saying that you'd have to save money for how long while this goes on? Three months.

So you're going to be with somebody for three months while they're cheating on you? During that time, you're going to turn yourself into a daddy. You're going to be like, do your thing. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to work on myself. But you're just going to be indifferent and super, like, fun. And they're going to be like, wait, what's happening? And you're like, nothing, buddy.

Just start day trading in the living room. I'm doing my day trading. I'm in crypto now. I've got all these screens up there, graphs. Don't worry about me. You keep doing what you're doing. All right, Vanessa says stockpile. Save money so you can get out.

That's interesting. All right, Omar, what do you think the answer is? Only one answer is right. No one has gotten it yet, or perhaps they have. I think you have to call Joey Greco from Cheaters. Oh, that guy. Them and the crew are going to go down there with surveillance and everything. He's dead, I think.

Isn't he dead? Oh, he got stabbed in one episode when they were approaching somebody on a boat. But I think he lived through that. I'm not sure if he's dead or not. But they still have new episodes of Cheaters. I'm not sure who the new host is. But Joey Greco is definitely the best. But I think that's how you encounter the other person.

And then you kind of confront them at the end. So get them on to some sort of a show, a trail. Oh, yeah. I used to love that show. I used to watch it religiously. All right, three possible answers. only one of these answers is right the first uh 619 said the first thing you need to start doing is cheating back that way yeah you go yeah oh you're cheating i'm cheating back and then you

find out they weren't cheating you're like oh man i read this all wrong you know i'm cheating no one's right here i'm surprised about this but according to this exciting edition of clickbait according to the therapist the first thing you're supposed to do which seems such an aggressive step But they say you're supposed to contact a lawyer before confronting your spouse. You don't want to confront them before speaking to an attorney because they may destroy evidence or do something that you're not prepared for. So the first call you make is to an attorney. Now, I know in California, it's a no-fault state. I guess in certain places that would matter more where you go, all right, this person was the one that was unfaithful.

So I'm entitled to a certain amount of money. I don't know how it really works in other states. But here, I believe you can't really put fault on anyone. It doesn't matter. It's like the Cheating Wild West here or something. Most people want answers directly from the person that they're with. But a lawyer is thinking about different sets of questions, whether adultery has legal significance, where you live, what evidence could be used, and whether your attempts to cause trouble would backfire on you. So according to this, you're supposed to contact an attorney.

And I don't even know what type of attorney you would call for. Is that just like a sweet James guy or are there certain people? Is it a divorce attorney? You call and you say, I think something's going on. They give you a checklist of things to do next. Yeah, this sounds right to me. They're going to probably tell you, like, you know, check your bank accounts, make sure, you know, you account for, you know, all of your assets and stuff like that before the other person maybe, you know, catches on to you that they, you know, that you suspect the other person and they start moving things around. I would imagine what happens is the person that thinks they're getting away with it is feeling like, oh, man, I've got this thing going on.

No one knows what's up. I've got this side piece. And then if you're behind the scenes now getting all your ducks in a row, getting your paperwork, getting, like, receipts, everything, then you get to be the one that hits them with the ba-boom. And it's all about who gets to hit the other person with the ba-boom. But what if they're not cheating? Well, that would be then, yeah, then you could pretend it was a joke, I think. You're like, ha, just kidding. Happy anniversary.

But I think it really comes down to if the relationship is going to end, who gets the last ha-boom? Right. Or what the surfers say, ka-pow. Who gets the last wa-pah? That's how you win this thing. Jake the Nerd, surprisingly, was at a Magic the Gathering tournament over the weekend. And he said that this went on all day.

It was much more than just a tournament. We have one question and one question only. It is a game called When Is The Last Time You Got Laid? And if you'd like to play it with us, you call now. We'll do that next at 800-520-1067. That is happening after this on KROQ.