Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Endless Kegger Review

Episode Date: September 4, 2026

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We got lots going on. Oh, I was being congratulated now that we know that she's got a boy inside of her. Thank God. I'm wearing a blue shirt for me. Hey, Anonymous, you're on K-Rock. What's going on? Hey, guys. I just wanted to say hi.

I was at the kegger yesterday. I'm the one who made out with her brother. um uh i wanted to let you know that yesterday at the dunk tank um there was a woman there named hori tori and i guess she's a porn actress um hold on whoa whoa whoa whoa we had a person named hori tori yeah i met her what and she said i volunteered to go on the in the dunk tank and She went, I think, after Jake. When did this happen? Why am I hearing about Hori Tori a day later and 3,000 miles away back in the studio?

Yeah, Johnny was telling me about her boobs. About her what? Her boobs. Yeah, Cline, I tried telling you yesterday. Like, dude, come on. The dunk tank's where it's at. Why are you saying boobs like that? Because they're boobs.

Why are you saying that, Allie? That is a weird way to say it. Yeah, no one likes that. Stop doing that. You guys love boobs. You're ruining boobs. You really are a mom. Wait a minute.

Wait, hold on. Explain this. Let me, let me, let me, question, question, you met her at our dunk tank? I did, yeah, she actually taught me how to throw a baseball. Was she on our guest list, or was she a friend of the band Slightly Stupid? Do anyone know? No, she was, yeah, she was with us. She was with us?

Mm-hmm, yeah. Vanessa, you put someone's name, Horry Tori, on the guest list, and we didn't know about this? I, I guess, I didn't know. Corey, Tori? Is that what it was on the list? I'm so disappointed. All right, that's cool. What, was she talking to you about your brother?

Or, like, did she have sex advice? You guys kind of clicked? Yeah, I don't know. We connected. I was trying to dunk her in the dunk tank, and I was missing. And she was like, no, girl, I'm going to coach you right now. And so she taught me how to, like, you know, place my hand and everything. And then as soon as she told me how to do it, I threw it, and she went in.

She sucks at the dunk tank. I had no idea this was even going on, and I'm so devastated that I missed this. I thought, I knew Jake was in the dunk tank for a while, and then I knew that one of the Bud Light bros was up there. One of the videos that we have up on our Instagram, Klein Alley Show, has some footage of Hori Tori on the dunk tank. Is that her professional name or her birth name? She said it was her nickname from her friend. Oh, cool. Our last name is Hori.

What would she name our daughter? She's either going to be a teacher or going to porn. I didn't figure it out yet. All right, well, did you have fun at the Endless Summer Kegger? Yeah, it was awesome. And, Allie, I did meet you. I asked you if you wanted to make out later. Ah, that's right.

I remember you before we took a picture. And I said, no problem. I heard two people make comments to Allie. I'm sure more than a few did. One of them was the nicest thing ever, and it may have been that comment right there, Allie, would you like to make out later? And then I heard some guy went up to Allie, this was early in the event, and said, you take the world's worst pictures.

You look like absolute trash. But you look way better in person. Yeah, but in person, you look better. Oh, that's so nice. And then he just walked away laughing. I know. It was a real weird thing. I didn't even have a chance to say thank you.

Well, listen, I know we don't know your name because you want to be anonymous, but your story of making out with your brother accidentally is getting numbers up on the Instagram. So thank you for sharing that with us. We appreciate you. Of course. I love you guys.

All right, I love you too. I wish I had known about this whole situation. Yeah, there was a couple of weird things that took place yesterday. A lot of questions about things as well, including, you know, we had a couple of things we were supposed to do. That stutterer, Marie the stutterer, who won herself into the thing because she was going to introduce the band Slightly Stupid on stage. Slightly, slightly, slightly, slightly stupid. She showed up and then Vanessa couldn't track her down in the crowd. And then apparently she sent Vanessa a text saying that she was real nervous.

And we go, great, the stutter's going to take forever. That's the point. Because the more nervous she gets, apparently the bigger the stutter gets. And Vanessa was texting with her back and forth, but she was hiding in the crowd and refused, I guess she refused to come up and introduce the band? Is that what happened, Vanessa? And does she stutter in text message too?

Like I called her a million times, and then I started texting her, and she's like, no, I'm so scared. I'm also really high. I don't think I can do this. And I was like, well, hold your hand. Come on, you can do this. And then I'm like, okay, we'd love to meet you. She ghosted me.

Oh, man. And it's slightly stupid. So anyway, she was there supposedly, but we didn't see her. So that didn't happen. We couldn't do that part of it, which sucked. The keg stand was kind of a fail as well because the hotel had certain rules about their liquor license. So we're going to have to push that keg stand maybe to our next event. What about the clam slam lady?

We saw them. I met the clam slam lady and her friend who won the clam slam. Yeah. And her friend demonstrated to me, you know, in front of a group of people off to the side what the clam slam was, but also wouldn't go on stage because she said she was wearing the wrong shorts to do the clam slam. Well, they both were wearing tight jeans. I was like, how are you going to slam in these?

And she said, we're not prepared to slam. We can't clam slam. And we said, but she was honored that we kind of named the whole event after her story. And they were a lot of fun, too. And then... There also wasn't a lot of room to clam slam on the stage. Yeah, it was packed. Pedals.

so many petals the real issue of yesterday and I believe above all else and thank you Slightly Stupid you guys were amazing

as expected and you know your fans are great and thank you for doing our little thing and we appreciate all that but the whole planning of this

gender reveal became such a chaotic mess because we we all went out searching for a certain bong it's impossible

apparently I don't know when the last time you bought a bong is but there's bong stores on every street corner so they must be selling a ton of them

because they're everywhere Yeah, but they all look exactly the same. Right. Everything now is that we were trying to find a- It used to be creative. Every bong, the no bong was like- Right, exactly. It was like snowflakes.

They're right. And you could never find two bongs or someone. Now, every bong is clear and glass and about two feet long. And we were looking for- A three-foot bong. We wanted a three-foot minimum bong, and we wanted something that was not clear so that we could hide the color of the smoke, because our plan was, and we're not good at science, but we figured out there must be a way to take a bong hit and make it either blue smoke

or pink smoke. Or pink smoke, yeah. And we went through all of these different theories of how to do this. All of them didn't work, by the way. It's impossible to do that. I don't know. I'm sure some scientists could figure it out. Which I don't know why we figured out how to dye food with food coloring.

Very simple. And we haven't figured out how to dye smoke. Well, you could dye smoke, but not the smoke you'd want to inhale. Right, exactly. And the problem is smoke bomb smoke is full of sulfur. It smells terrible. And the band was all excited. They were like, yeah, we'll take a bong hit and blow out the smoke into the air and reveal the gender.

That sounds cool. And then we realized once they agreed to do it, we have no idea how to make this happen. So it was a lot of running around trying to find bongs, Vanessa calling head shops, calling smoke shops, calling all, you know, and Vanessa's never bought a bong before, so that was a whole thing. And Johnny never bought a bong before. Right. We ended up, thank God, Sluggo was nice enough to loan us his old bong, and he didn't care if we spray painted it. So we had our bong figured out, but then at the last possible second, we realized that we couldn't figure out a way to color the smoke. So it was going to be a real letdown. Well, we were trying to figure out a way to make the smoke that I bought out of this,

it looks like a fire extinguisher and it looks like smoke. We were going to try and have that come out of the bong. The problem is, if your face is near that bong or the smoke at all, your entire face is covered in either pink or black. So, Allie went there early to try to practice to make sure it worked because the band, Slightly Stupid, said, we're happy to help with this gender reveal. We'll take the bong hit on stage.

We've got no problem with that. We're going to do that anyway. We were planning on doing that regardless of a gender reveal. Those guys smoke like crazy Oh my god They lit up the biggest blunt Before they went on stage And Ali did a practice

And it looked like She was one of those people That got caught shoplifting Where the dye pack Exploded all over her It looks like I gave A smurf a beach Yeah

Ali got blue cockied Like big time It was And it was harder To get off Than they advertised So I was like We can't make the band

Covered in blue You know Or pink or whatever It was gonna be So we ended up Just doing a standard Go on stage Take a bong hit

and we will reveal, you know, and then we'll spray the stupid stuff in the air. And it's funny because in one of the videos, Vanessa, I guess, hers misfired, so she has nothing that comes out of hers. And then as I was trying to get the crowd excited for this, I said that you guys will be, no one cares about gender reveals

because they're played out, but I said you guys will be a part of the first ever bong gender reveal in history. And the crowd got excited about that, and then that's when Jake decided to pull a real Jake move and go, actually, I looked it up, and there's been three other ones.

into the microphone and the whole crowd he cooled I've never seen a crowd get cooled off fast yeah well you shouldn't lie the crowd cooled off so fast I don't know why you're lying man

and once again half the crowd is there for us half of them are probably there for the band so you know I'm trying to make them care about this gender reveal because some of them

don't even know who Ally is and they don't care and frankly I love Ally but I don't care what she's having for her girl right and some people just want to see Slightly Stupid on stage

taking a giant bong rip and I respect them because I even suggested I was like you know you don't have to take a real bong hit if you don't want to and he was like

Miles was like, I would be, everything that I stand for would be in shambles. He's like, I'm going to bring my own pre-show bong. I have my own bong. Yeah, he had it all ready to go. So he was ready, and we go out, and the crowd's pumped, and we're like, you guys are going to be the first part of the first ever bong gender reveal in the history of gender reveals. And then Jake, for some reason, decided now is the time. Because the truth is important.

To grab a mic and go, actually, I looked it up. There's been three other ones. Very entertaining. And then everyone just slowly stops caring. And then he takes the... Even Miles was like, what? He takes the hit. Yeah, yeah.

He takes the hit. I think he's appreciative of the honesty. He blows it into the air. Allie reveals to the world that she's having a baby boy. And people, you know, got excited temporarily. We sprayed the smoke and kind of blended it with his bong smoke. And then Vanessa also had a canister that did nothing. Did not, did nothing.

And then the band proceeded to congratulate me for the next 25 minutes about my son. and I'm so upset because all I really wanted was a son and I got two daughters but I had to tell them that I would never have sex with Allie guys

and I said do you understand this is not my baby you think I'm having sex with that woman you think I would have sex with that baby I kept saying

look at this woman over here she's covered in blue look at her boobs I said maybe Horry Tori over there in the dunk tank but not this woman so it worked out

and it was a great time it was fun and second hand Cindy was there and blind Charlie was there the Bud Light Bros one arm Gary I saw the mom tender walking around

a lot of the regos and we have a new show hang that we'll hopefully be able to tell you about next week so that's that