Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Getting a "Hall Pass"

Episode Date: July 15, 2026

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and people on the phones at 800-520-1067 as we discuss this concept of the hall pass, which is nothing new, but it's coming back now because I guess there's some movie that's coming out called So-and-So Something Celebrity Hall Pass. But anyway... It's called So-and-So Something Celebrity Hall Pass. I don't know. We're not promoting the movie.

I don't even know what it's called, but there's been a lot of conversation. Tell you to interview them on the golf course. I don't care. 6-5-7 says, I got a hall pass from my wife to go out with the boys and drink as much as I want. Only if I got with any girls, she would find out. And she said she would burn all my stuff. So I was scared. And I didn't even drink that night. So that's, once again, not a real hall pass.

But someone claims that they did have a friend that had a celebrity hall pass with the rapper Genuine. Oh, wow. The singer, Genuine. I thought that could happen. He came to a club one day to perform, and they ended up sleeping together. and then she was all excited to tell her man that it happened

and when he found out he divorced her oh damn and she's going whoa whoa whoa I thought this was he was the good he was

oh you can plead that in court hall pass he was the approved genuine you said I could sleep with genuine I love that she was excited to tell him

I can't wait to tell him I slept with genuine I cheated on you with genuine but I guess that's once again not cheating because that was a conversation that was had

and we're learning the pros and the cons of the hall pass in a moment you're gonna hear Allie and I have a very difficult conversation with our wives. Hi, Josh on KROQ. Good morning.

Hey, how's it going, Klein? What can we do for you? So, my kitchen pass, because I'm so old, that's what it was called back in the day, not the hall pass. My kitchen pass is Chloe Savigny. And like 2015, I was driving

for Uber, and I told my girlfriend at the time, I was so out of my mind that I thought I was going to go to LA and give rights to all the stars. and I was going to remake this scene from this movie, Kids, and pick up Chloe Savini, and I... Isn't it the movie where everyone got AIDS?

Yes, it is. You want to recreate the movie where everyone got AIDS? Hey, it's me, Casper. I'm going to recreate the scene where she got into the cab after she finds out that she got AIDS, but what ends with that? What a weird fantasy scene to recreate. And this is all in your kitchen, Cas?

You told this to her? Yeah. How else are you going to introduce Chloe Sweeney to your girlfriend at the time? Well, I kid you not. My first night driving Uber, this is what I told, you know, my girlfriend before I went out there. I kid you not. I picked up Chloe Sweeney. Did she tell you that she had AIDS? I was trying to play it cool, but she was with a boyfriend at the time. Ah, I really ruined your plan. yeah yeah that is interesting though that you have even just to encounter the person that you

have the hall pass with i mean there's no chance anyone's ever gone up to a celebrity said you're my i'm sure it actually probably does happen you're my hall pass they probably hear that some of you know the you know the comedian and they're like i'll sleep with you right like that's the thing uh i mean if anyone ever said to me you're my hope i guess it's got to work for both parties because the the hall pass has to go all right i mean the odds of it all lining up and working out or so right the other person has to either be single or they have to have you as a hall pass so ali i don't know how your conversation went with your wife well in my scenario we didn't really have an issue because we do think that it's so unrealistic that it's easy to say it's

totally fine if there were a couple celebrities or people that we had hall passes for who would they be for you we already know isn't just taylor swift i don't know garbage i know really smells Sorry, we were having an issue with our garbage. Garbage. The middle of this conversation, you're having a conversation by a stanky garbage can? Whenever you think things are going to get less and less. I know. It's unbelievable.

It's just such a letdown every single time. Every single time. I get so excited. I'm available to add. I try to forget what Alec looks like. And I'm like, here we go now. It's getting somewhere. The garbage can really stinks.

I know. It really smells. There. Okay. now she's changing the garbage as we oh god that house is gross just gross and it has three caps there okay so when jack this whole thing with jackie entenhoff and margaret folly it's like all those whatever's going around i was like maybe i could have an affair with jackie entenhoff oh so you go with a guy oh they're just i don't know i'd be a little curious

if you got jack could i have margaret sure well if i had a list would you be opposed to checking off the list. Celebrities are on limits. On limits? Off. Yeah. Wait. They're not off limits. They're on. Jedi mind trick. Whoa.

Once again, what she is doing is genius because I don't know what the rule is, but she's obviously said something. Right. Celebrities are on limits, not off off limits. Exactly. Anyone's game is what she's saying. Until you did it, in which case she's like, I said they're not on limits. right what i don't know about the limits do you have aids what what is happening here so i can

have sex with any celebrity if i can any celebrity is fine yeah why wouldn't it be fine what that's crazy any celebrity that means like what is a celebrity like someone who's on the bachelor they're walking around the streets thank you this is why i asked what level celebrity like I mean, like, D? No. It has to be, like, A, B. A, B celebrities. Any A or B lister?

Yeah. And man or woman? Yeah. Right. No, I like that. Do you have someone in mind? I mean, really, it's just any A lister. Right?

I mean, anybody that was an A lister that I could sleep with. You'd rather have sex with an ugly A lister than a super attractive D lister? I don't... Yeah, probably. Really? I mean, who's an unattractive A-lister? Like Al Pacino? Yeah, there's some old A-listers out there.

Yeah, there's a ton. Steve Buscemi's a great unattractive A-lister. I'd probably have sex with him. Just because you know the story? Why would they be off limits? So what if it's people we know? I don't want you cheating on me. Yeah, but if there's a hall pass.

Why is there a hall pass? It's like someone you've always wanted to sleep with. Like, is there someone in your past that you've always wanted to sleep with? No. I slept with everybody. Oh, my God. Jesus. For the win, huh?

God, glad to be sloppy 500s. If you have the opportunity to sleep with Taylor Swift, then you should take it. Well, yeah. Forget about me. I know. And I will forget about you. With who? Anybody.

So there it is. There's the end of it. So she's got one very unattainable, massive A-lister on her list. and you can have anyone who's, quote, classified as a celebrity on the A or B list. Yeah. That opens up a lot. Pretty good conversation. For you, yeah.

But it seems like people we know are off limits. But you don't know any celebrities. No, but I don't think a hall pass has to just be a celebrity. Why don't you tell Vanessa just to start booking people on our show that are A's or B-listers you want to have sex with? Okay. Because then you'll have a chance to meet them. Because that's the whole thing. Give her a shimmy.

Yeah, book Steve Buscemi for next week, Vanessa. So he's got some new project coming out, I'm sure. He's going to be in that weird, stupid Hall Pass movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get in here. So how did your conversation go? Not good. This is how it started.

Did you figure out a lot? Would you ever let me have sex with Sidney Sweeney if I met her? You're recording me. So let's avoid this. You're recording me, so what's the point of this? She's game for anything. i'm just asking with that but you're recording do you believe in hall passes yes for me oh what do you want sydney sweeney no you can have sydney sweeney i've now given her

the hall pass of sydney swing yeah but she doesn't want that why wouldn't you let her tell you what she wants i don't want sydney right let's make that a fair deal we can both of Sidney Sweeney. I know. What's the point of this bit that you're doing? She's not a fan.

Are you, just out of curiosity, when they immediately say you're recording, are you holding up a phone to her face? No. How obvious are you?

Try to be discreet, man. I'm trying to be discreet. The phone is on my... Do you feel like a mic flag on her face in bed? Do you have one of those on-air lights in the room that turns on?

I mean, she's just... On-air. You can't be incognito in any way. I had her come on Meet Me at the Podium, and that's where this conversation happened. You had to do that collapsing? Yeah. I said, wait till I'm...

Back to one. I had my phone resting on my chest. I thought it was incognito. We're sitting there watching TV, and I said, great, I'll just mention casually this conversation. What's the point of this bit that you're doing? It's not a bit we're doing. We're having a conversation. It's a bit.

No, it's a conversation. What's the topic? Based on the hall passes. That's not even who you'd want a hall pass with. Oh. So she says that's not who I would want my hall pass to be. She thinks she knows. It's not who I would want?

Me. Who would you want? You would want me. That's not a hall pass. It's a hallway. you would want you to be her help no she she thinks i would want her to be my hall pass and i said that's not a hall pass that's a hallway that's just you having sex with your wife right that's no pass it's not a joke right so wait so what do does she think that you would prefer like

emily rajaskowski or something oh it's a good one i should have mentioned her i know when they ask like who you're like oh my god who wouldn't it be right right but you know the and the odds once again i i think that the odds everyone just plays the fact that it'll never happen so it's one of those quote harmless fantasies we're just trying to figure out if it's ever happened well the same way that you masturbate to me why would you masturbate to me she thinks that you think of her what do you masturbate yeah because one time she caught me uh and she said what are you looking at and i said you your instagram what you clearly were not right no i wasn't yeah it was a different Who is thinking about their own significant other when they're pleasuring themselves?

That's your chance to think about anything but that person. Right, exactly. We'll get recorded tonight and tell her that. All right, and how do you have a question? Meet me back in the recording studio for some more hidden audio. So anyway, Hall Pass is looking sharp in our future. Wow, a lot of warnings of things that went backwards on the text line. It's KRAC, we are Klein Alley Show, Man Vs. Machine next.