Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Going Full Stupid

Episode Date: August 18, 2026

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We are Klein Alley Show. This is the sweet sounds of Slightly Stupid. Slightly Stupid will be playing our endless summer kegger. Are you talking about Alley? That's a different sound of Slightly Stupid. Oh, okay. Slightly more than stupid, actually, based on the results of today's dumb-off. So the question we have for you right now, if you'd like to join us for some Slightly

Stupid and all things that come with the endless summer kegger, is when is the last time that you went full stupid? Slightly Stupid is how we live our lives on a daily basis. That's why I'm arguing about ice cream cakes, et cetera. Putting olive oil in my ears to try to cure a backed up earwax situation. That's all just being slightly stupid. But every once in a while, we go full stupid. Yeah.

And your daughter was slightly stupid by getting her wrist broken on the third day of school. So it passes down by generation. She said an older boy challenged her to play basketball. And she said she knew she shouldn't have done it, but she decided, I think I can score on him. And she tripped over his foot and immediately fell on her wrist and it broke. Yeah, there you go. Badass move by Bruiser, by the way. Third day of school.

I can take you, chump. Third date. But then, I'll tell you what. Credit hats off to the school nurse. Told her she's fine. Gave her an ice pack and sent her back to class. Well, sometimes you can't tell if it's broken right away. Only so that I could look at her later and go, I think that thing is busted.

Let's go get that x-ray. And, of course, it was a full break. But that's okay. We say hi now to Ricardo. And welcome to Full Stupid for Slightly Stupid. We will not judge you here. I mean, a little bit we will. But the reality is we've all done dumb things.

I understand you're with friendly people now. Go ahead, Ricardo. Yes, hi. So one time my wife asked me to return her makeup that she had bought. So she was all like, I'll screenshot you the receipt, whatever. So prior to me going, I had smoked a fat bowl. So I get in my car, I start driving. I get to the store.

I have a piece of makeup on my hand. And I'm like, hey, I'm trying to return this. They're like, what's the order number or the receipt number? I'm like, give me the receipt number. They're like, sir, we can't. There is no transaction of this item. I'm like, my wife is going to kill me if I don't return this item right now. So this is the receipt number.

Give me your manager. I made this whole big deal out of it because they couldn't help me. So the manager finally comes over. She's all like, sir, let me look at the receipt. And then she's like, sir, this is the wrong store. This is Ulta. You should have gone to Sephora. Oh, man.

I've been in that exact scenario. At least you're in a makeup store. I thought they were going to be like, sir, you're in a gas station. I liked it. He said he was trying to return a piece of his wife's makeup. I know. Such a clear man thing to say. That's a real man right there.

I need to return this piece of makeup. Yeah. And to me, Ulta and Sephora are completely interchangeable. Yeah, they are in a way. I didn't realize, I couldn't, I know for women there's a difference there. But when you're going to the store, you should probably check the name of the store before you go there. There's nothing I hate more than being texted a receipt and being told, can you please go bring this back to Zara or whatever, it's one of those places.

And I don't know, they ask me any follow-up question, I am useless. Why didn't it work out? I'm a man and this is a lady's talk. I don't know. I'm just here because I was told to be here. And if I can't solve this problem, it's going to create more problems for me. So please just do it. But that's it.

Go to the wrong store. That's okay. That's full stupid. That's a good story. I will pick up medication for my wife, but I will not return her stuff. That's a you problem. You put the gauntlet down? Yeah.

Especially, she'll buy more than one size and be like, I'll decide later. And I would never. No. You're going to ask me to return your stuff? That's your problem. Lewis, we're talking about times you went full stupid. Someone will get to turn their full stupid into slightly stupid at the end of the summer. Kegger, what happened to you, Lewis?

Hey, guys. We did it. We did. Back in 2011, I went to a concert. I had long seats. At some point during the show, a group of people decided to do a fire, so my super brain decided to throw all my clothes into the fire because the fire needed it.

By the end of the night, I was basically in boxers. I had to leave the concert in an oversized hoodie that I bought at the merch table. So that's pretty cool. Yeah, I feel like sometimes you get caught up in the fire gods need to be fed. The fire needs it. And, of course, there's people dancing around the fire, so you don't realize when you, at the moment, throwing your clothes in, only to realize when the fire goes out, you have no clothes anymore.

I mean, in the moment, that's so badass. Yeah, that's baller. To take it off and throw it out of the fire, and everyone's like, yeah! And then, like, an hour later, you're like, anyway. I'm freezing. Just bought this $95 hoodie at the merch table just so I could get home. All right, that's good. Fully stupid.

Joey on KROQ, celebrating times you want full stupid. For Slightly Stupid, we will give away some tickets and invite you to our endless summer kegger. What's up, Joey? Hey, what's going on, guys? Yeah, I just wanted to say that I was changing my tires out, putting my bolts on, and I didn't tighten them tight enough. I ran around the corner and my tire blew off. Oh, yeah. Did you attempt to tighten them at all or did you just forget that part of the process?

I totally spaced out and forgot about it. Yeah. It's a couple steps there to change your tire the right way, and I guess tightening the tires. The bolts. Set the bolts on the wheel. You've got to do that. I would not have any confidence in myself. You just said tighten the tires.

I would have to have a man come out and do that for me, but I'd be one of those people. You're the man returning Zara tops. Right. Left you loosey on the tire? Yeah. All right. That's pretty stupid right there. And that's annoying, too, because when you make a dumb mistake like that.

Oh, my gosh. It makes everything so much worse. And it's totally your fault, and you have no one to get mad at because it's you. People love being able to blame someone else for their anger, but when you know it comes right back to you. It's so frustrating because you have to accept the fact that I'm the dumbest. I know, and part of you just never wants to speak of it. You're like, I should never tell anyone this happened

because it's that embarrassing. Let me say hi to Alexander. Then we go to David. What's up, Alexander? Welcome to KROQ. Hi. Sweet dude. Sweet David. Good, sir. Alright, so as a team, I swam

across Yucaipa Lake from I don't know if you're aware of Yucaipa Lake. It has a slide area and then it has the beach side where everybody swims i decided to swim across the lake from the slide area to the beach area nobody knew that i did this i could have possibly died i had to stop several times tread water kind of like the guy that they found at long beach yeah the jet ski guy yeah luckily i'm here to tell this story so yeah not that luckily the story's okay but uh but yes i'm glad you survived that you know i swam across the lake i think that's more of a flex than

anything else. Yeah, I wonder how far that would be. Like, I don't know if it's just swimming three miles. I think that's similar to like when you look at the, you're in Vegas, and you're like, oh, my hotel's there. I could walk there. So true. And then you walk for an hour and a half, and you're no closer to your hotel. And it's the same. It looks like a mirage. It's just

as far as it was. It is a mirage. Sounds good to me. Sort of stayed at a better hotel. What am I doing here? What happened to you, Marco? Celebrating full stupid for slightly stupid. What's up, Marco? Hey, how you guys doing? So when I was in college, 19, 20 years old, you know, when you go to Mexico, the drinking age is 18 in Mexico.

So my friends and I decided to go down to Mexico to celebrate the Fourth of July and get wasted. But once we get there, we realize that Mexico doesn't celebrate Fourth of July. It's an American holiday. Hey, you still get wasted, though. The way I come back from Rosarito, I'll go back to San Diego to eventually celebrate it down here. That's pretty good. I don't see any red, white, and blue parades. Where is it?

This is unpatriotic country. Check the calendar. Did you get this right? Marco said, oh, we're in the wrong country. That's so great because that was a planned out thing. You all rallied around that. Nobody asked questions. Right.

Fourth of July, Mexico. Hell yeah. That's collective dumb. I don't see a problem with that. We could drink and everything. And there's no one celebrating it down there. Or if there's one friend who's like, I was going to say, guys, but no one said anything. Kel, you're on KROQ.

Good morning, Kel. Hey, guys, what's up? So I went full stupid. What's up? I went full stupid about a month ago when we went on a family trip to an Airbnb and I had my beer balls on and dared my husband to hook up with me in this goat pen that was on the property. And we didn't know it, but we left the gate open and we had to chase down the goats named Guinness and Finley that belonged to the Airbnb. So we're wrapping it up, you know, and I see this goat out on the road, and I'm like, oh, my God. So, yeah, we had to chase down some goats that didn't even belong to us. You had sex in a goat pen of an Airbnb, which I wouldn't imagine would be something that usually— That sounds disgusting. Right, well, the goats are filthy.

Don't they crap everywhere? We had two cocktails. Two cocktails. Yeah, but they stood on this house thing. But, yeah, we had multiple cocktails, and we were into it. I like the story. We're into goat scat. By the way, keep in mind that whoever we decide wins this alley will be partying with us at the Endless Summer Kegger.

So, once again, maybe not the best dumb story, but she seems like she'd be a lot of fun to have at a party. I mean, that is an interesting move. You're like, I got to have sex in this goat pen. Valerie, you went fully stupid. What did you do? Hi, good morning. Yeah, super fully stupid to where I almost blew off my hand. It was a few years ago.

Me and my fiance now have been drinking. and it was i had like a an illegal firework i don't even know where i got it from from one of my friends i was like hey i have a firework let's go light it off and it's one where you have to hold it and you're supposed to let go but yeah first you're really drunk lighting it on with the cap on we didn't know so we were mounting the cap and then eventually obviously i was like oh the cap's on and he took it off and we lit it and he's like okay so he stands back and i'm holding in there he's like let go of it let go of it and it's flying around in my hand and eventually it just blew up he caught everything on camera i didn't lose anything

he's like oh my god and we posted it online and there was like almost 30 000 people send us the uh send us the video i would love to see what you're describing i'd like to see that in real line uh 818 is my type of fully stupid i decided to cook pasta one i realized in the middle of cooking that we didn't have any marinara sauce so i decided to rush out and uh decided to get in my car and backed out of my garage but didn't open the garage door it cost me thirty seven hundred dollars now either this man is stealing pages from my playbook because i feel like i've done this exact move before in the middle of cooking where i had to rush out get one thing and backed into my garage pretty sure this person is just making fun of you oh damn it i can relate with

that i do that all the time uh we have to uh discuss these conversations and i know there's a lot more that we couldn't get into but you did go fully stupid and one of you will be seeing some slightly stupid and being at the uh endless summer kegger that's uh next on carol q