Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - Gummy Worm Fetish Proposal

Episode Date: July 31, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you gotta go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. KROQ, we are Klein Alley Show. Lincoln Park, a friendly reminder that Park Week is still happening. It ends on Monday. We'll announce the winner. So you have today and through

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and it will be happening on Monday, but get your submissions in today and through the weekend, please. A bad parker almost screwed up my driving test yesterday because they were so far into the main lane of the road that I had to, it was a hazard. Yesterday after the show, Allie and Jake competed on the on-road driving test. We will have the instructor joining us in less than an hour to reveal the results. And I think of all the punishments we've given out on the show, and there have been some bad ones, this is probably the worst punishment because this person will be forced to go sit at the DMV for up to five hours. Even the driving test guy felt bad for us.

It's a terrible punishment, so we'll get into that coming up later. We had a man on our show a few weeks ago during a game called Bet Your Fit. And his fetish was something that was rather strange. It was not one of those fetishes like spanking or whatever else, normal ones, I guess. He shared with us the story that he likes to eat gummy worms out of this lady's special place. But this video, we posted it up on our Instagram, has over 100,000 views. A video of him talking about it. Not him doing it, yes.

And many of the responses are things like, wow, that is by far the strangest thing I've ever heard in my 28 years on this planet. You're also missing a key component of the kink here. Oh, he does it at, right, there's a certain time of the month he likes to do this trick. Yeah, he likes to dip it in ketchup. Right, he's like, thank you, Omar, cleaning that up. So anyway, he did tell us when he was on with us that he was planning on doing that kink, I think that very day at the Queen Mary in Long Beach, and that he was going to propose marriage to this woman. And I think it's beautiful that when you find your kink and it's just weird enough and somebody else is just as into it as you are, that is a beautiful, beautiful thing, and you should never let go of that person.

So good for them. So let's say hello to, I don't know if this is his real name or fake name. Greg, is that a fake name you're giving us? Oh, no. I am NetBanger Greg. Hello, NetBangers. Happy Friday. This guy is proud of it.

And last name and last four on your social? But you are the guy who called us during Bet Your Fat. Hold on. Listen first. Greg, slow down. You are the kink gummy guy, though, correct? Correct. That is me, yep.

Okay. And you went and did this kink again the day after we spoke about it, and you said you were going to propose marriage, and what happened? We said, please call us back with an update. Yes. and that's uh and also i'm also the same guy with the four-year um lack of sex and i so i maybe if i sound a little more bubbly and happy right now it's i got i i got laid and yes i we went to the queen mary had the most amazing time if anybody's wondering yes go to the queen mary for a date

night just over the oh man that's uh an amazing time and i was successful in completing my gummy adventure uh it was a little unfortunate in the sense that she had stopped her menstrual prior to me hard time out the queen mary to your flow yeah that's that's tough so she was not uh she was not at that time of the month but you still were able to do your gummy worm trick that is correct and also is jake there today yeah jake's unfortunately he's here okay okay because i i took his advice jake i uh i used a ring pop to uh to propose so i give you a service so jake's joke of are you going to propose to her by pulling a

ring pop out of her lady parts you decided that's a great idea that's what i'm going to do and you You attempted, and you did that, and you proposed marriage to her? And that's exactly what I did. Right while during everything, and after she got to where she needed to go, I said it. The police station, it sounds like, to file a report. You're talking about orgasm? Is that what you're saying? Correct, orgasm, yes.

I didn't know if I could say that. Yes. Yeah. And so I proposed right then, right during that moment, and she said yes. I am moving to Colorado in 12 days. You're moving away? To move in with her. I didn't know that part.

We lost a listener. I don't support this relationship. You're a freak. Well, congratulations. Good for you. You gained a listener. Okay. My one tip to me is now

she might be listening right now. She's a third grade teacher, by the way. I don't know. Oh, boy. I mean, if a third grader found that out about their teacher, they would suddenly be the coolest kid in school. Let me get this straight. So she was not aware that this show even existed. Then you said, hey, I told a story about this little thing we do with each other.

And it was all over the radio. And now there's a, I don't know if you've seen your video, but it went, you know, rather viral, I guess, in the world of, you know, weird videos. That is correct. I told her once the video got, I told her once the video got to 65,000. I was like, hey, I did something. I don't know if you're going to see it, you know, on your algorithm, so I need to make you aware because it was already after the fact, technically. But then she watches it every day now. She's like, how many views does it have now?

And now she is listening to your show. Hey, I mean, pulling a ring pop out of between your legs is definitely more interesting than taking out of a bite of a cheesecake. No, I get it. I mean, for what this guy's into. So now you're engaged, officially engaged to be married to this woman. And by the way, I think we're kind of sidestepping the probably the most important part of this call. This man was on a four year sex drought, a four year drought. And that got resolved.

And that's why I'll tell you, even just hearing your voice now, you almost sound like a different person because four years of being pent up. I feel like a real man. Yeah, good for you. it's interesting 408 pointed out that when he first called in during bet your fat he did want to remain anonymous but now it seems like you've flipped the coin now you want to let everyone know that you are greg and you're in love i think he's seen all of the positive comments here i mean a lot of people called him a sick freak but there's also a lot of comments where people are like hey man let your freak flag fly dude people are supporting you so this is a show uh we are like

the statue of liberty for all you weird ass freaks out there so thank you for bringing your story to Well, congrats on getting engaged, and I guess you're moving out of Southern California, so you're off to Colorado to get married. Yeah, for now. For now, but I won't be here, but I won't be gone. Okay. All right. I will definitely, Greg, yep, absolutely.

Let's go, New Vegas! I think your registry will be full of gummy worms and all kinds of different things that we can provide. Yeah, congratulations. What a strange and happy ending to that story, Allie. I mean, also strange, though, but happy. But again, glad they found each other and glad that they love each other. Yeah, if you don't know what we're talking about and want the origin story of that guy,

you can go to our Instagram right now and just search for, I think it's called weird gummy worm sex something. I don't know. You can find it there. I mean, there's no way. Do you buy any of this? Yeah, of course. Omar, Omar, you think all this is. Nobody would make that up, man.

No. Nobody would make that up. You swear on all the gummy worms in the world what you're saying is true, Greg? absolutely i 100 i i would show photos if i could but i don't want to ruin your life okay well we appreciate that or hers i got it all right wow that's wild so i gotta go we gotta go to the wedding well we haven't been invited can't invite yourself to this guy's wedding well i am okay okay so part two of that thank you for bringing that up because there have been a lot of people asking in the chat or not in the chat and on the instagram on that video um actually my

wife-to-be uh fiance and i would actually we want to invite all of you and the netbingers but specifically you and want omar to dj the wedding we want you guys to uh host the wedding um we already spoke about that it's just like a real wedding situation like a cash bar you guys paying for that you covering the booze yes yep you're gonna be here in southern california i mean i don't want this yeah it'll be a flight thing so i can't pay for your tickets but if you got i mean well i mean maybe we will hold on hold on don't worry about that you gotta get married save it for the gummy worms if we all throw gummy worms at you guys when you uh after you get married instead of rice is that something you'd be into oh that would be the cutest thing

ever i think we should consider doing this uh omar you got to pay omar's rate though he doesn't give any discounts so you gotta pay the omar's full rate but if they pay omar if they pay if they pay your dj rate omar if they pay your actual rate would you be opposed to us all taking a trip to go to this listener's weird ass wedding oh no yeah i'll do that for sure yeah and we'll all show up and at the last minute klein will say oh no i can't make it and then his steak will sit there uneaten. That's my tradition. That's how we roll. Greg, congrats

on all of the updates. Listen, if this is a serious invitation, we will consider it. Thank you. It is very serious. We've spoken at different lengths. Okay. I mean, I've got to meet these people. The thing is so freaky. The whole thing is weird and freaky. I don't know if we should be the ones

You guys have met me before. I mean, we would mention this every 30 seconds. Come up constantly. It's all I would talk about. I mean, are you okay with us mentioning this gummy worm sex trick you do during the vows? Probably not, right? You're going to have relatives there, I would think. No, no, no. We are fully open

to go for it. Oh, my God. What if the dad's like, that's my son. Do it! I did it, too. All right, this is wild. Man, okay. Well, that's something to think about, Allie. Vanessa, make a note on my desk. Another note. We have to look at airfare now

to go up and marry this couple in Colorado. We've got to take a break. When we get back, believe it or not, we have some news to get to. And more importantly, we start giving you stuff. So get ready for your tickets and much more. And the results that Allie and Jake have been waiting for. Who is the worst driver on the show? The punishment sucks.

And we will have the driving instructor on with us next hour to explain who wins, who loses, and who's going straight to the DMV for five hours for no reason. That's all coming up on KW.