Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- A Bud Light Bros Rebuttal, ADD News and MORE

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

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Are you ready? I love Klein Alley, you little bitch. Klein Alley, it's just okay. Just don't let things bother you too much. Good morning, everybody. Hey, what up, Klein Alley? Whoa, sweet divot snake, did you see that? Meet the Klein Alley Show.

Let's get the show started. The show started. The show started. We are live in Los Angeles. Three, two, one. And here we go. It's Clyde Alley Show. 6.7 KROQ FM in HD Pasadena, Los Angeles, Orange County.

The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles. This is the world famous KROQ. Hell yeah, USA, USA. Nice win yesterday in some World Cup action. Alley was screaming in her TV. She got all excited about it. I definitely notice I watch the games differently when I'm actually invested in the team. I've just been casually watching the soccer games and been like, oh, this is nice.

Oh, this is fun. They're crying. They're excited. When I was actually watching Team USA, I was like, go! What is going on? Why'd you miss it? What's with this red card? Get your ass together.

I'm like, man, I'm so mean when I actually care. I wish our jerseys weren't so ugly. I would wear one, but they're really hideous. Yeah, they're not good. No offense, but everyone looks like Blind Charlie walking around in his Where's Waldo shirt. Yeah, why did we just do red and white stripes, like wavy ones? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I look at some of these other countries.

They've got nice jerseys. I'm like, I guess maybe I am a fan of Bolivia. I don't know. Like some of the jerseys on the other countries. Our jersey's not cool, and I know a lot of people are wearing them. I see them all over the place. It's actually kind of confusing because, as you know, Blind Charlie, who stands on street corners promoting our show on a regular basis,

he wears the red and white striped shirt just so that he stands out so people don't accidentally hit him with their car because he's blind and he can't see. And that's his way of being like, hey, everyone, can you spot me? Because I can't spot you. And now, with all of the people walking around in the red and white striped USA jerseys. They're all going to think he's a soccer player. Blind Charlie is going to just blend right in.

You don't even notice him anymore, which is not good for us. Dangerous. Not good for him. But good morning and welcome to your Thursday. It's a pre-Quinn. We've got lots to get to this morning, including all that water park access that you could possibly hope for. And also Monster Jam plus whatever else we forgot to give you this week we'll do today. Allie, we've got to start, though, with this message that's been sitting on the GOAT line.

Apparently, you misspoke yesterday. Oh, I'm sure I did a million times. Things are not going well. Yeah, and you made a claim on the airwaves that is, I guess, technically blasphemy. I don't know if blasphemy is the right word. You didn't say alleged, so I guess potentially someone could sue you for saying something that is wrong. Was it defamatory? It may have been even defamatory.

That's maybe the word I was looking for. Defamatory. Hey, you're good at this. Thank you. Well, listen. I would love for you to go to court and say, this is blasphemy! It's not about God, sir.

You didn't say a legend. I rest my case. You tell me if this is defamatory or blasphemy. It could be either one. You decide after you hear it, but I can't believe that we are spreading lies over the airwaves of this fine radio station. What's up, Klein Al?

It's the Bullock Bros. Real quick, just wanted to check in and ask, where the hell are these outrageous and false allegations coming from that we're cousins and not brothers? Yeah, we are a product of my sober and Papa Highlight. We are bonded by Bud Light and our clients show tattoos.

That's right. So you claimed yesterday that you found out the Bud Light bros are not brothers, but they're cousins. I thought somebody told me that. They're claiming that they are 100% cousins. I mean, brothers. Oh, man. That they're bonded by.

You are checked out. Yeah, I'm checked out, guys. Today's going to be a struggle. We have so much time left. Please just fuck off. Is the show over yet? Jesus Christ. So anyway, that's a lie.

No, but I would not have said that if somebody hadn't told me that. Well, I think. Somebody told me that. That's racist on your part. You just assume that they're all just cousins, that they couldn't possibly be brothers. Somebody was like, did you know they're not brothers? I swear I didn't just come up with this. That may have been something we did to mess with you.

Probably. I feel like we said, anyway. They do look more like cousins than brothers. No, they look very similar. No, they do not. They both got the Klein Alley Show tattoos on them. That's similar. Only brothers do that.

They have the same taste in alcoholism. I'm sorry. I stand corrected. Anyways, when's the next Hank? We miss you guys and our boys, Sammy and Sexy. We want to know whose office we can pass out in next. Maybe Justin the Engineer. Wayne, sales lady Becky, or we didn't know this.

You guys got a brand new couch in the office. It's mighty comfortable. Yeah, I can lay my head on that. We did get a new couch in the back office. How did they know we got a new couch? I don't know. How did they know that? You can see it from Vanessa's camera on the YouTube, I guess.

Oh, okay. And they watch our show on their giant 65-inch TV. It was part of the list of Vanessa's demands. Yeah, Vanessa's demand when the show is doing well, which it's not anymore. She got a new equally ugly couch. We got a couch in the back. This one's nice and comfortable. A new couch in the back so the Bud Light Bros can pass out there.

Oh, and Allie, you don't got none to worry about that Abovian character taking your job. Oh, that girl that Klein's always simping over. Hey, hold on. Let's not say I'm simping on her. All right, I like Abovian. She's great. Maybe one day she comes in here and fills in for Allie when Allie leaves on maternity leave. Because of her skillset.

Well, she doesn't have what you got. So you have nothing to worry about. Bud Light Bros say you have nothing to worry about because she's got nothing compared to you. Your cankles, your hooves that you call feet, your long-ass pretty neck, or your shiny five-head that illuminates the darkest skies. That's beautiful. Your shiny five-head that illuminates the darkest skies. So wait, we went from my cankles to my hooves to my long, beautiful neck. Long-ass neck.

And my five head that glistens in the sun. Yeah, all your imperfections is what makes you a 10, girl. There you have it. Your imperfections is what makes you a 10. I got plenty of them. It's a beautiful thing. Yeah, and by the time your pregnancy is done, you're going to be a 20. You're a double wide.

Oh, my. Hit me with that fork this time. Yeah, there she goes. Anyway, have a safe and happy Fourth of July. Have a monster month. Enjoy your summer break, guys. Love you guys. Hashtag grow the show.

Be the Clown Alley Show. Boy, la bro. It is what it is. All right, let's pay the people, shall we? The very least we can do is give you some money on a thrifty Thursday. Take the money from El Cheapo, please. She needs it, but it could be yours. And, yeah, things are expensive.

They're about to get a whole lot more expensive. Real flex in life is having more kids because kids are pricey. Just in life shampoo alone, I feel like I'm down thousands this year. And teeth, right? Every time I lose a tooth. Oh, my God. Another kid lost another tooth. And I'm running out of, I don't have cash on hand.

Last time I had to put a Visa gift card under a pillow. How much are you giving them? Well, if I had cash on hand, it'd be, you know, a couple, well, it used to be coins. I'd try to find, like, one of them shiny Sacagawea coins. Oh, that's cool. It was only worth a dollar, but it looked like it was fancy Tooth Fairy money, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's the best win for me.

$2 bills occasionally would go under there because they're like, oh, man, Tooth Fairy's got access to the real currency. It's a special currency. Last time, Tooth came out at, like, 10.30 at night. I had no cash. I wasn't going to run out. reached in my wallet. I think she got like a Visa gift card for like $11.44. She was pretty stoked about it.

She was excited because she's like, Tooth Fairy left me a credit card. I can buy whatever I want. I'm like, well, within reason you can. So then last night, was she, like, is she going to wake up disappointed this morning? I don't know what she's got under there now. I said, I think I told

my wife, throw something in an envelope and get it under the pillow ASAP. Oh my God, you're leaving her up to, it's going to be like a... I don't know what it is. She's got no idea A Birkin bag? Tooth Fairy, wow. Tooth Fairy left me a Birkin. Wow.

That's amazing. So we'll find out. I don't know. But it's gotten, it feels like at this point, her mouth is so jacked up with all the teeth she's losing. And I feel like now I don't even see them come out anymore. She just comes up and shows me, here's a loose tooth in my hand. You think she's playing you? She could be hustling me.

Maybe she's giving you the same tooth. Because it feels like in the last, I don't know, month, there's been like four or five. I don't think. She's getting teeth off the playground? Yeah, look, I think she just presents me with... Listen, kid, I'm going to take your teeth and I'm going to get a piece of gift card, all right? That's how this works.

Yeah, she just comes up and shows me a tooth. I go, all right, throw it under the pillow. No, take my tooth. Let's see what happens. I don't know what's happening, but I feel like I'm getting cooked here. She's smart. I don't know what's up, but...

Isn't she the one that peed in the middle of the floor? Yeah, that's right, because I told her she had to go to her room. Yeah, she's got some good manipulation tactics. It's like too smart. She's outsmarted me already. She's going to prank you too, right? No, the other one pranked me.

So they're both smarter than you. They're both smarter than me. It's a sad day for me. If you'd like Allie's money, call now. 800-520-1067. Five questions about the news. We're going to come back. We will give you Allie's money.

And then we've got a big show in store for you today, believe it or not. And as much as you think that we are checked out because we're thinking about Fourth of July and summer break and all that other stuff, I want you to know that we couldn't possibly be more checked out than Allie was yesterday. And now, a moment with Allie. Are you a thrill-seeker ride? Do you like the water rides, or are you a lazy river person? All right. Glad I asked.

That was a moment with Allie. There you go. Call now, play next, win her money after this. K-Rock, Klein Allie's show. Allie will leave the K-Rock studios in moments. Your chance to battle her for her own money on a thrifty Thursday. A lot of times people leave custom theme songs on the goat line to try to get Allie all psyched out So she's not feeling great about herself and has a better chance of losing her money to you, the fine people of Southern California that want to take Allie's cash.

In this particular case, though, someone has already written a theme song for when Allie's out of here on maternity leave. Hey, I came up with your theme song for when Allie's gone and Alina is going to be with you. How about this? Alina, it's way less gay. Oh, great theme song. So there you go. Everyone is really looking forward to this, aren't they? Not my wife.

I mean, it's nine months away. Yeah, and who knows what happens. And everyone's like, woo-hoo! Natalie could be one of these women that gives birth at 9 a.m. and is back here working by 10 a.m. Is that what you're hoping for now? Yeah, no time. For your wife's sake?

You don't need any time. I'm going to tell you something about maternity leave. I speak on behalf of women everywhere. Okay. You know, your body's gone through a lot, so you deserve to rest for, you know, an afternoon. Oh. But I think it's important that you get back

because what you'll realize is being here is way less demanding than being around a screaming newborn. I actually would disagree with you. Really? Because when the babies are first born, all I do is just kind of sit there. You're not going to breastfeed? I might give it an effort. I gave it an effort last time.

It didn't really work that well. I thought you said I could have some of your colostrum. You know, that's the most important. Got to feed my neck. Come on. Give me some of that good stuff. What if I made my placenta into pills? Would you eat them?

Whoa. I would eat your placenta. Oh, that's nasty. All right. We're doing that. What are you doing, man? High voltage. What if I do a smoothie?

I would eat Ali's placenta if it was in pill form. I would not eat it if it was, like, grilled on hibachi. Well, hold on. I do like hibachi. You do like hibachi. What if I see some properly? Mmm. I don't know.

Mmm. I'm trying to remember. I feel like I've eaten placenta before. You ate your wife's placenta. Oh, I did. In San Francisco, yes. Uh-huh, uh-huh. That was gross.

Let's pitch it to Guy Fieri to come in and, you know, work his little magic on it. He's the only one who can cook it properly. Yeah, if we get, here's the deal. That's Giada. I will make a deal, because I find it absolutely disgusting, and I'm nauseous even thinking about this. If we find, like, a real deal chef, like one of these, you know, Giada de la Renta, or a barefoot. No, because then she'd call it Placenta. Placenta.

If we find one of these. Do you want the barefoot Contessa? Isn't she racist? No, no, no. That's Paula Deen. Oh, let's get Paula Deen. But Paula Deen would probably cover your placenta in butter, and it would probably be delicious. Probably the only thing that can save it is butter and cheese.

Vanessa, you have to find an A-list. I'm being serious right now, and I will make this claim, and it's going to be a while before we pay this off. If we find an A-list quality chef, A-list quality. This isn't like someone that works at Chipotle part-time that said they'll come in here and do that. A-list chef, you know, Michelin star. More placenta? And they want to cook that. Gordon Ramsay, Wolfgang Puck.

Any of those, yeah. Bam. Who's the guy that yells that? Emeril Lagasse. Bam. Placenta. Bam. If anyone who does Ali's placenta, if they're A-list, I will eat it.

What about like a famed sushi chef that could give you like a pure version of my placenta over rice with some mousse or sauce? Like Nobu guy or, I think we just lost, I think we just had some big famous sushi chef that just died. The guy who created Katsuya. Yes. He's gone. So he's out.

He's out. That's the one guy. If you can get that guy, I'll do it. Say hi to Daniel right now. Good morning, Daniel. Welcome to KROQ. Hi. Good morning.

Someone asking if I'd eat your placenta if it was covered in gravy. Klein did claim he'd eat anything covered in gravy. It would take more than just gravy, but that's a good start. Daniel, five questions about the news. Ali will leave the KROQ studios. Your round will officially begin in moments. If you do better than Ali, she'll be forced to pay you $100. You want to raise that today, Allie, in honor of a...

$250. $250 in honor of America. Listen to this. Wow. In honor of America's 250th birthday. We're going to throw $250 your way if you beat Allie, okay? Okay. That's a lot better than what you thought you were calling for.

So a lot of people are mad at themselves, kicking themselves. I want to call for $250. Your round starts now. Please answer these questions accurately. Do not cheat, and let's go. Allie knows the news. Someone pointing out on the text line that Vanessa definitely knows chefs, so that's the perfect person to go out and find a chef for this.

Go to question number one. A daredevil couple was arrested for free climbing to the top of what yesterday? Daniel? The Empire State Building. Question two. This K-rock artist has just officially crowned himself as the greatest frontman of all time. uh mick jagger all right mick jagger got a question number three to celebrate just how fat this country truly is tombstone pizza has dropped a new frozen pizza where the

crust is made of what instead of actual pizza crust cheese cheese more cheese we got a question number four e coli has been detected in the tap water in what L.A. neighborhood which has forced a boil water warning for residents of that area? East L.A. East L.A. And we go to final question. Question number five. Governor Newsom has officially

declared May 17th a day to celebrate what action icon? It will officially be this person's day on May 17th. This was just announced yesterday, but who is getting their own day? the state of california um superman superman all right let's bring ali and we'll score it together see what's going on there's a lot of stuff in the world a lot of news world cup action of course

the obvious stuff and then there's the stories that may have slipped through the cracks we make sure nothing slips through the cracks here there's ali she's growing a life inside of her as we speak it's sucking the life out of me beautiful to witness this happen Question number one. Yeah. A daredevil couple was arrested for free climbing to the top of what? The Empire State Building. Can't wait till we break this down a little bit later, but truly incredible to look at for so many reasons.

And the coverage of it was incredible as well. That is the right answer. He got that too, so both of you were on the board. One-one early, playing for $250 to celebrate the 250th birthday of America. We go to question number two, and it's tied up one-one. This K-Rock artist has just officially crowned himself as the greatest frontman of all time. Oh, was it Liam Gallagher? He was one of the Gallagher brothers, I think.

So, Liam Gallagher has said, and it's funny because you guessed Mick Jagger, and he says he's better than Mick Jagger. He's better than any other frontman that's ever been and ever will be, and that is the correct answer. It's Liam Gallagher of Oasis says that he is the best frontman of all time, which may or may not be true, but to call yourself that. It's definitely not true. I mean, it would be arguable.

100% not true. Of all time, absolutely not. It's definitely a very Liam Gallagher thing to say, though, for sure. We've got a question three. Allie goes up one. But don't worry, there's still plenty of questions left. This could cause another fight between the two of them, by the way. It, by the way, very possibly could.

And then they break up for ten more years. There I am, bollocks! Then they come back for a big money grab again in 2035. Question number three. Tombstone Pizza is helping us prove that America is by far the fattest country in the world because they have just released a new frozen pizza where the pizza crust is made of what instead of actual crust? Hmm.

Donuts? Ah, man, that is American. That's a little ridiculous. He said cheese. The crust is made of more cheese. I think they've done that before. But in this particular case, they've decided that the world is ready for the first ever

garlic parmesan french fry pizza crust. Garlic parmesan french fries? So the crust is just garlic parmesan french fries. And then on top of that, they've mashed those fries together into some sort of a pizza crust-looking thing and covered it with cheese and everything else. Thanks, America. That's why it's called Tombstone, because you eat enough of those, that's what you get. Yeah.

America! We go to your next question. No one gets the point. Allie's still up one with two left. E. coli has been detected in the tap water in what L.A. neighborhood, forcing a boil water warning? I think that it was K-Town, but I can't quite remember. You said East L.A., and the correct answer is Koreatown, but let me just do some geographical math on this one. Geographical math?

Well, I mean, it is east of here, so I would argue that— It's not East L.A. It's east of where we're sitting right now. No, East of L.A. is like east of downtown. Let's call it a push on that one. Okay, come on. I mean, I'd like to keep the guy in the money for a second. Fine, fine.

Allie gets the point. Governor Newsom has officially declared May 17th to be named after this man, this action icon, getting his own day in the state of California. Which action icon is getting his own day finally? Is it Arnold Schwarzenegger? Schwarzenegger, no. He thought it was Superman. You guys aren't thinking big enough. Is it Chuck Norris?

No, but I was thinking it was time. No, it's the great Bruce Lee. Welcome to May 17th, also now known as Bruce Lee Day, officially signed into action yesterday. It's kind of late after the fact, huh? A little bit late. Yeah, no kidding. A little bit late. When did he die?

Like 20 years ago? But I think that he is the first Chinese-born American that has a day named after him in the history of the state or something. So it's a big deal. And, you know, I just think that we need to break more boards with our hands. So I do celebrate Bruce Lee Day. Well, sadly, Daniel, Allie does not have to give you $250. I wish she did, but what must you shamefully admit over the airwaves of K-Rock? Go ahead.

Allie knows the news. That's right. I'm so sorry. I was really let down right there. Just when I thought we'd all get excited and be like, yeah, pay that man his money. I'm sorry. He didn't know anything. We didn't have to rub it in.

Jesus Christ. And he didn't. I got half birthday shamed yesterday. We'll talk about it next. Yesterday you guys gave me a hard time Because I was disappointed that no one wished me A happy half birthday Also known as a halfie birthday

You of all people should hate The concept of a halfie birthday I think it's funny I think it's better than a real birthday And you guys challenged me Off the air your wife said she was going to get you some Randy Donuts I don't think that made it onto the air Was she serious about it or did she forget

No there were donuts when I got home Really Yeah, the crondont. Whoa. A really good one I like now. Oh, those ones that you eat like five of? The half croissant, half donut. So she didn't forget.

She remembered. She didn't forget. Or she ordered them pretty quickly. Yeah, or, right. Yeah, I don't know what happened. By the time I got home, I said, where are those donuts you claimed you have? Expecting exactly what you expected, Omar, that you would say, oh, I was just kidding or whatever.

And she pulls out this bag of two donuts, crondons. And I said, wow, that's so excessive. But I ate them both. So your happy birthday present was two crondons? You don't have to do a present for half-birthdays. It's just nice to be acknowledged. And you guys said yesterday that why don't I go to a coffee place or why don't I go to a sandwich shop? Well, there were a few places that offer deals for half-birthdays.

This is what somebody texted in. There's, I think, a Cheesecake Factory and Yogurtland. I think a few others. So I went in and attempted to drop the half-birthday card to see if it was valued in the real world. I know you guys don't care about it here, but why not? Let's go ahead and start bringing that back to popularity. Well, if you can get money off, then hey, I'm a fan. Whatever you can do to get a couple of bucks.

This was me walking into a Starbucks to try to let them know it was my half birthday. And it does sound pathetic. Well, they do give you a free coffee, a free beverage of your choice on your birthday. So I would imagine that on your half birthday, they could give you 50% off. On my way in, I get accosted by a homeless man who is hoping that I can give him... Hey, it's my half birthday. Can I get you a little small cup of coffee, please?

Yeah, I'll get you a small cup of coffee. Do you want a black cup of coffee? I don't have that. You want a cup of coffee or no? Yeah, a little small cup of coffee. So first I'm walking in and the guy says... Why didn't you give him a job, dude? He says, can you get me a cup of coffee?

And I said, sure. And then he goes, actually, what I really need is a job. And I said, I don't have that. Dude, you work in radio. We could always use a homeless guy. Yeah, that's a good point. That's how I found Johnny, too. Same exact way.

So I said, listen, do you want the coffee or not? And he did want the coffee. Because a lot of times they said, can you help me get a cup of coffee? Really, what they want is the money. I wonder if he had offered him a job. He's like, you know what I really want? There's a horse. It just keeps going up.

If you give a homeless man a cup of coffee, he's going to want it. I'm walking in, and now I'm already on the hook for this guy's cup of coffee. that was a homeless man beating me as i walked in shooting it yeah no that was uh that's when i opened the door to the starbucks all right how are you uh i'm good today's my half birthday hey happy birthday hey you celebrate that here at starbucks uh just just regular birthday uh so right away i say give Did he give you, like, a slap, like a, hey, man? It sounded like there was some kind of a handshake happening.

I reached my hand out. He did not shake it. And instead, he kind of high-fived the counter. Oh, I see. He's like, whoa, my man. Yeah, so I said, it's my half-birthday. Do you guys celebrate those? And he says, we only celebrate actual birthdays or something like that.

So already I was shocked. Just regular birthday. I'm going to get a large iced coffee with protein foam. Oh, my God. Protein foam. You got to add protein. Stupid. You got to feed the neck, Allie.

You got to feed the neck. It has plenty to eat. When summer started, I thought you were off of it. I know. I need to wean off the protein. I can't go cold turkey off the protein. Don't these fitness guys, they like bulk up and then they do some kind of a calorie cut? Yeah, not me.

Okay. I'm not calorie cutting. The opposite. I'm not doing it. You're just going to keep going. We're going to keep going until I explode. I'm going to buy that man out there a small cup of coffee. All right.

Does he want cream and sugar? So now I'm trying to do a nice thing, and this is the problem. I can't do nice things without it becoming a hassle. I say I'd like to buy that man out there a cup of coffee, and then she says, does he want cream and sugar? Now I'm inside. This guy's standing outside pacing around. I don't know what the guy's called.

So you have to go outside. So now I have to walk back outside. You should have just get him some protein foam. That guy probably could have used it, to be honest. And now I've got to walk back outside just to go. And I'm holding up a line of people behind me, too, that have already heard me do the whole half-birthday thing. So they're not happy. And they're like this guy.

And now I've got to go out. And this homeless guy that's probably asked every single person that showed up there, hey, give me something, give me something. And I'm the sucker that decided to get him a coffee. Does he want to drink his sugar? He didn't say, but. He wants to have a laugh. This music is so loud. It's so loud in there.

I know. not a lot of half birthday celebrations here huh so i'm now trying to bring it back to the reason i'm there which is to see if i get any sort of a hookup for being in the half birthday they have yet to charge me yet so i'm thinking maybe before they ring it up did you also try and plant the fact that you're buying somebody else a coffee like to try and gain their sympathy or their good graces i didn't think about that i wasn't that calculated but it would have been a nice If I'm the barista and I go, this guy just bought a homeless guy coffee and it's his half-birthday, maybe you give him a little something-something, you know?

He's both a good saint and a man who celebrates. Not a lot of half-birthday celebrations here, huh? No one cares? Just regular birthdays. Regular birthdays only? I feel like the half-birthday is very underrated, you know? Turn the music up louder. He decided to put the music up louder.

Trying to drown you out. He said to me, are you planning on celebrating all weekend long, is what he said. Oh, no. Not a whole weekend thing. Just the day. Just the day. I got charged full price, Allie. Full price for my coffee and full price for the homeless man's coffee as well.

Now, yesterday was a special day in my house. It was my cat's sweet 16th birthday. Now, should I go to Starbucks? Yes. Yes, you should. You should. Go right back to that same person and tell them that exact thing. same person in line

just go I don't know if you guys do anything for Kat's 16th birthday which I also made up because I don't know her real birthday right so once again

just to show you we do the stupid things on the show that we say we'll do a waste of everyone's time but apparently you guys are right did that guy enjoy his coffee?

no as soon as I gave him the coffee he said what I really threw it in your face he said what I really want is something to eat and then I felt terrible because I go

well dude I'm not going to get back in that line then why did he start with a cup of coffee? just say I want some egg bites or i want to yeah i know and i would have done all that but whatever we move on now we come back in a moment add news is next on k-rock k-rock line alley show live interactive the number to join us on the text line or the phones 800-520-1067 if you would like to

participate lots of actions uh lots of opportunities to win stuff today including johnny doesn't know a little round of gunshot or fireworks to get you ready for the fourth some generation wars coming up next hour to prove that you are the greatest of all the generations as the war continues to rage on between Gen Z and millennials, boomers, Gen Xers, and we prove who's the best generation every single week right here on the show. Right now, though, let's get into this, your news on KROG. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. Well, a couple got engaged at the top of the Empire State Building yesterday.

It was elaborate. It was illegal. In my opinion, the bigger you make the proposal, the more likely you are to end up divorced. But these two have a lot in common, which is mainly climbing tall buildings together and taking pictures. In fact, they did so in a Netflix documentary a couple of years ago called Skywalkers, a love story. Fascinating. Followed them around as they scaled these giant skyscrapers. This was the news covering this as it happened. And they are watching the proposal happen on live television.

If these people can get up to where they are, that raises a host of security questions. And they've seemingly done it, Kira, without any carabiner or belay ropes. This, oh dear God, Kira, this guy is getting down on a knee, perhaps proposing to this individual. He seems like he was... Oh God. Oh dear God, Kira. That was... The two things he did today, this is the worst decision, is getting engaged right now.

Not climbing the Empire State Building with no safety gear. He's also proposing with no carabiner or ballet ropes. Oh my gosh, Aaron, I think that's exactly what could be happening. I wish WABC would just move a little bit more around so we could see what he's doing down on his knee. Show me the ring, girl. This is crazy. If it's a proposal, it's an elaborate one, and I hope she said yes. But it is undoubtedly going to end in their arrest.

Aaron, I hope this is not Taylor and Travis. But then again, he already proposed. Never mind. Throw her off the building. The live jokes are just a choice. They are not good. When they choose to go off prompter, it is never good. Oh, my God, when they're doing live coverage.

So, they are being charged with burglary, reckless endangerment, criminal mischief, violation of local law, possession of burglar's tools, criminal tampering, criminal trespass, and disorderly conduct. And if you watch the Skywalkers show or movie, I haven't seen it, but they... So cool. They climbed to the top of this building, I think in Singapore, in that one. And they talk about how they're able... Because the laws are so strict there, they were terrified of getting caught. Because if they get arrested, I think it's like a locked up abroad. Like, you're done, dude.

Yeah, it's pretty incredible what they are able to do. And then once they get up there, they just, there's some, this girl's really good looking, too. It doesn't hurt. I mean, they're both good looking. I think the guy probably is, too, because he's all in shape and whatnot. And they're Russian, but they live in Jersey. Oh, is that true? All I know is they get on top of these buildings.

And a lot of times they, like, pretty much do full makeout sessions on top of these buildings. Well, wouldn't you if you got to the top? And they do this full well knowing that they're going to get arrested. Sometimes they know that, like, I'm sure they probably knew yesterday they were going to get arrested. They said we've been arrested before. But a lot of times, like the one that happened on the Netflix thing, they escaped. They got away. They got to the top.

They took the pictures. They did all the stuff. And then they got out. It's pretty incredible. Did they base jump off of it at any point? No, no, no. I think they have to hide. Maybe they just climb to the top and take pics.

In the one that I saw on Netflix, and I'm not giving anything away, at some point they basically hid. I think they had to hide for days. No way. Yeah, in, like, one of the under-construction floors of the building. Yeah, and they were, like, whispering in quiet, trying not to draw any attention. Right, they were, like, looking for them, and they couldn't find them, and then they snuck out. It was kind of incredible, to be honest. I'm into this people.

This Catwoman lady? Ooh, she's hot. I mean, I think this is pretty stupid. Put her on the list of possible replacements for Allie when she's out. Catwoman lady. Catwoman climber lady. Yeah, get her out. Natural hot cat lady.

Here's what I find amazing, that you were able to have such a specific hobby. Right. And then find another person that loves that hobby to the point where you can do this together and live a happy life. Good for you. This was the moment that the cops called in to the chopper pilot, and they were drawing attention to what was going on. Yeah, what's all the hoopla going on over there? Two geniuses climbed to the top of the Empire State Building, the top of the spire. Oh, that's awesome.

It's a little hot for that, isn't it? Just the beginning of this week. It's not some worker changing a light, is it? Nah, it's a male, female, dressed in black. They had some flag they were waving when they were up at the top. And he just proposed to her. Ah. Another day in New York.

I was going to regret that. Everyone that found out about the proposal part, they're like, oh. I don't know what their actual flag said, what the message was. Yeah, I'll tell you. It said, when the power of love beats the power, wait, when the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace. And I think, look, I don't know what all that means because I'm not smart. And it sounds like you've got to figure out the poetry. I think it means that when people are just power-hungry a-holes, then we're all miserable.

But love can triumph over that. With all of the messaging that's out there now and this country sucks and that country sucks, political this, political that, But doing through all of that just to put a nice flag up there that's promoting love, a little bit of love in the world, that's good. I was glad that it wasn't like PETA or some kind of agenda, you know, where I'm like, oh, annoying. An in-and-out secret menu item is having a bit of a moment right now. It's an item that's been around on the secret menu for a while. It's been a favorite for a lot of people. But now because of the protein craze, because you have people like Klein getting protein foam on their coffees, it's become a go-to for fitness freaks.

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Other people are saying, hey, it's also just word to the wise. It's got 42 grams of fat in it. But if you're not worried about fat and you're more about the low-carb, high-protein life, it's a good option for you. High-protein. What's my next order going to be? Because I have my internet order. The three-patty Flying Dutchman. Three-patty Flying Dutchman.

I've got to give that a shot. All right. I'll be getting those after the show today. How many? That's good to go. How many do you think of these you could put down? Probably two or three of those. No buns, right?

No buns. Yeah. That's what we're talking about. How many does your neck eat? Two for the neck. Get a puppy patty for the neck, too, on top of that. And then we go to ten. A puppy Dutchman for my neck.

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