Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- A Psych Ward Call, Klein's Kegger and MORE

Episode Date: August 11, 2026

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Are you ready? I love Klein Alley, you little bitch. Klein Alley, it's just okay. Just don't let things bother you too much. Good morning, everybody. Hey, what up, Klein Alley? Whoa, sweet divot steak, did you see that? Meet you at Klein Alley Show.

Let's get this show started. The show started. the show started we are live in los angeles three two one and here we go it's klein alley show low 6.7 kroq fm and hd pasadena los angeles orange county the sonic pulse of los angeles this is the world famous k-rock good morning and welcome to your k-rock we are klein alley show it is tuesday sometime in the middle of august back to school week for many and here we are a celebration of life of a great bird that we never knew but we spent a lot of time watching jackie we will be uh doing some tributes throughout the show today as we celebrate

the greatest specimen in southern california since that p22 i think this is p22 level i mean remember when p22 died they had a whole tribute concert i imagine there will be a tribute concert announcement for jackie that was a great event too by the way everybody like crapped on us for going but that was an amazing event uh i believe that jackie the bald eagle the big bear bald eagle that has passed away sadly is a bigger thing for a few reasons one is bald eagle has always been the symbol of america so i think it's got a patriotic aspect to it and the fact that jackie got taken down in some sort of a weird a bitch fight bitch fight and now um and now uh what's shadows out with that other that other floozy bird one that's her name i know that we're not

allowed to hunt bald eagles because i think that's uh not allowed but i feel like whoever gets that kill shot on the uh the cheating bitch eagle she got what she wanted didn't she she sure did man what a homewrecker she sure did and if you've ever been in a relationship where you've been cheated on or there's been uh infidelity and that other girl ends up with your man or whatever oh you wish nothing but the worst for her i do wish that we could somehow let shadow know what's going on. All of us know what's happened to Jackie. The one who really wants to know what the hell's going on is Shadow. Well, he doesn't care.

He's moved on. Something younger, something hotter. He does care. No. Something younger and hotter. They made for life. Jolene. Jolene. Yeah, Jolene. That's right. That's where it's at. Jolene. That's where it's at. You know what? Now I'm back on board with Jolene. I just saw a picture. I'm into Jolene now. I mean, can't they, like, show him a screenshot and be like, boom, dead.

Move on with your life. Like, he's probably wondering, should I wait for her? Should I get with Jolene or Katie? He's with Jolene. He's been spotted with Jolene all the time now. Yeah, I know, but they said he's not going to mate until like December

when he starts getting desperate. He's worded out. So you just think he doesn't care? Yeah, the kids are out. They flew. They flew the nest already. I don't really know how nature works, but once they moved out,

he's basically got the place. I know when my kids went away for camp for a week, I was banging like crazy. Remember the balloon animal face? So you think he's going to turn Jolene into a balloon animal? Yeah, he sure is.

He's going to turn her into a balloon animal. And then she's like, ugh, I thought I liked this guy. She's going to get bored real quick. He's making weird jokes. Yeah, well, anyway, this is not the tribute we were hoping for, but RIP regardless to the great Jackie.

We never met you, but we all feel like we knew you somehow. I think that we would feel that justice was done if we got an extra holiday out of this. I definitely agree. Can we do that? I think that this is the time that we fight for a Jackie Day, and yeah, there's been a lot of calls about Jackie, And, well, we have some tributes planned throughout the show today.

And we're going to actually. There she is. She's back. That's not her. Jackie. That's not her. Do you have any last words? Oh.

Okay, well. Who's that? R.I.P. to Jackie. We will be sending you to Big Bear to pay some respects later this morning. That was the last word. That was it. God, well, it sounded like she went at the right time, I guess. The tributes will be better later, we promise.

Joe, it's K-Rock. We are Klein Ellie's show. If you need us, we're around for you. When we're not here, there's a goat line, 844-956-GOAT. Allie, you'll be thrilled to know that we have someone listening in a place you didn't know they were allowed to listen. Yo, client Allie, sweet divots. This is me, Justin, calling from a psych ward. They actually let us listen to your guys' radio station here.

It's friggin' awesome. You guys do not ever get into a psych ward. Trust me, it's hell. All right, peace out. That took a lot of twists, but this guy says avoid the psych ward at all costs, but they are allowed to listen to our show. I didn't even know they had psych wards anymore. I thought they got rid of them all. I guess there's one left.

I think there's a different name for them. I think they can't use the name psych ward because it sounds like... It's interesting that our voices are better than the voices in their heads. Well, at least an option, at least a different option. I mean, this guy left a lot of messages, so I don't know if the voices in his head are telling him to call a lot. Good evening, boys and girls. This is Justin calling from the psych ward still.

Been listening to you guys all day, and Megan Halliday and Sluggo and Kevin Ryder. You guys are awesome. In the morning, do you think when I wake up and they turn on K-Rock, you guys can play Psycho by Puddle of Mud? I don't think we're going to be doing that.

That would be awesome. There are some crazy people here. And, uh, yep. It would be awesome to hear it. Thanks, guys. Love you. We know that you probably think the radio's talking back to you. And in this particular case, we are. But probably we're not going to get that song on this morning.

Do you think that every person there thinks that they're not crazy and everyone else is crazy? Yes. Like, everyone's going, guys, there's real weirdos in here. There's a guy that's sitting in a corner with a radio listening to K-Rock on 24-7. This guy claims he's calling the goat line right now. I think he needs more meds. He says they need him. Yeah.

But then he's going, God, everyone's nuts in here. I'm the only sane person listening to the radio. And now he's talking to someone today and be like, they played my message on the radio and talked about me. I mean, radio is the medium for crazy people. It's the number one thing. Crazy people aren't talking about Netflix. No. They're talking about radio.

They're not like, guess what I binge-watched. Sometimes ham radio. Sometimes it's, you know, they're talking to truckers on the CBs. But it's always radios involved. Oh, yeah. It is definitely the friend of the crazy. It's a telltale sign of crazy right there. So we're thrilled to be a part of it.

What does that make us? Thanks for making us a part of your journey. I don't know. We just had to go to this stupid job. I know. We're the ones sitting here in front of the microphone. I guess we're the craziest of the crazies. So anyway, thanks for listening to the show.

Today, we have a lot to give you. I don't know if you're excited about going to Big Bear now. I think maybe people are rediscovering Big Bear. We'll send you up there. And also, what is Johnny and Vanessa going to do? They've got something. What is Johnny and Vanessa going to do? They've got some plan.

Johnny and Vanessa were practicing early this morning. Yeah, they're practicing a John Williams song so that we can give away the master of the movies later. and you have to guess what song they're playing. I don't think they've worked on anything harder in the history of this show than what they're going to perform later this morning. I think Johnny is actually in really good shape. He's really getting somewhere on the ukulele,

on the children's ukulele. Vanessa, can you give us a tease as to what you've got going on there? I know that you've been working as well. I heard you just a little tease. Oh, I have to turn on my instrument. Yeah, yeah. The guitar, I think it's always turned on.

No, she's good. Oh, she's moved. I think she's moved from the guitar to the... Oh, you're doing drums. She changed her mind. Yeah, they were back and forth all morning. Did you hear it? Yeah, I know what song that is for sure.

Anyway, you'll have a chance later today to win your way to the Hollywood Bowl. That's a little too obvious, Vanessa. You're going to give it away now. We've got all that to look forward to, plus four packs of tickets for you to go to the thrill capital of the world. And that will be, of course, Six Flags. So we've got all that coming up a little bit later this morning. If you want Allie's money, now's a good time to call and claim it. The number is 800-520-1067.

Take her cash after this with a quick round of Allie Knows the News. Or does she after this? Let's gamble on the news, shall we? Allie puts her money up every morning around this time. Chance for you to learn a thing or two about what's happening in the world. More importantly, take some of Allie's money. And she is pregnant and trying to save every penny. And she just found out that her AC is broken.

That's going to cost her a ton of money as well. I had a $500 fix, an $8,000 fix, and a $15,000 fix. Well, which one did you get? And then there's the roll of duct tape. Always go with the roll of duct tape. That's a $0 fix. Yeah, so we'll get into this right now. And if you take Allie's money, you can feel okay about yourself.

because not a lot of people win, but many people have stepped up to the plate. We say good morning to Eve and Chino. Hey, Eve. Hi, good morning. Good morning to you. Once again, you'll be going toe-to-toe with Allie. She's going to leave the K-Rock Studios to question herself in the halls. You get to go first.

Answer these questions quickly, confidently, and accurately so we can pay the people Allie's money. And here we go. Allie knows the news. All right, no one won the Powerball, sadly. It is now worth over $975 million. But a ticket worth $1.5 million was actually sold where in Southern California? Los Angeles, so 7-Eleven.

7-Eleven in L.A. We go to question number two. This store was robbed multiple times in the same day after a street takeover. I don't know. Wow, look at you answering quickly before I even finish the question. and you know what you're talking about. This is so rare. I know.

Question number three. A man claims that he suffered a brain injury after eating what at a steakhouse? Now he's suing. Asparagus. Asparagus. Oh, man, I'll make your pee smell. Way worse than that brain injury.

We go to question number four. What is happening tomorrow in the sky for the first time in recorded history? A meteor shower. All of them are aligning. All three. The aligning, the moon, the meteor shower. It's all three different things happening at one time. Do I have to guess what they're saying for? No, that's pretty good right there. And finally, a man who has broken records by climbing Yosemite is in the news right now. For what reason? he he fell off oh my god he fell off he fell off the cliff he fell off the cliff

and what was the outcome of that he's dead okay thank you for clarifying let's bring ali and we'll score together she's out there uh talking to someone she's talking to who's that vivian the greek yeah of course it is ali only wastes time talking to the hot women here that's what ali does she's a real perv you're talking to vivian the greek yeah she's back yeah i know You really perv out in the halls here. I may go to HR about you. I know, but it's interesting who you talk to in the halls. You've become very Hollywood.

What? Because I'm talking to somebody who walked into the break room? You don't talk to the uggos, Allie. You're an uggo. You're one of us. I am. I know, but I see you. Do you think how happy I am that somebody attractive is talking to me?

I understand that, but it's a poor girl. Why would I pass up the opportunity? Vivian the Greek is cornered, and there you are. You're shoving food in my mouth while I talk to her. I know. It was really funny to watch. The fact that you two are both technically the same species was crazy. All right, moving on.

Here we go. You're battling Eve right now. I'm going to tell you something about Eve. I don't know how this is going to end up, but I like Eve. Really? Okay. She didn't sound like she just got out of a coma like most of our contestants. We go to question number one.

Or a psych ward. Sadly, no one won the $975 million Powerball last night. However, a winning ticket worth $1.5 million was sold where? Yes. Oh, God. I saw that, but I can't, I'm just going to say Chino Hills. Oh man, what a terrible guess. I don't know.

You're saying Chino because Eve is calling from Chino? That's the best you could think of? Oh, is she calling from Chino? I didn't know. Eve got it right. She said a 7-Eleven in Los Angeles. Oh, damn. And I would accept that.

More specifically, that was a guess. Well, damn, you got it right. Santa Monica Boulevard, actually. Another one of those places I bought tickets before, but not my ticket. We go to question number two, and Allie's already down one. Question two. This store was robbed twice in the same day after a street takeover. Oh, I think they got in the zone, the auto zone.

That is correct, and she got that as well. Oh, damn. So it is still 2-1, Eve, in the lead as we go to question number three. A man claims that he suffered a brain injury after eating what at a steakhouse, and now he's suing. Horseradish? Interesting guess. Stuff can be spicy. She said asparagus.

Oh. The man claims that oysters he ate gave him a full-on brain injury. So I don't know what kind of stuff is in those oysters. Yeah, but he probably looked fancy as hell eating those things. Probably did. We go to question number four. No one gets the point, which means Allie's still down one. Question four.

What is happening in the sky tomorrow night for the first time ever in recorded history? Well, there's a solar eclipse. Is that your answer? Right, but it's special. Yeah. Someone's special here. There's a very special one. Okay.

Allie said solar eclipse. What Eve said was there's a meteor shower. It's all part of it. It's a combination of multiple things happening for the first time ever. And Eve actually said that because it's the eclipse and the meteor shower together. Okay. Well, then, did she say solar eclipse? Yeah.

She said all those things. Oh. Are there all three? She said all three. Shut up, Eve. You stay out of this. Eve is right. And Eve gets another point.

And, Allie, I don't think there's a way for you to come back anymore. You're done, son. Question number five. Not that it matters. Whatever. Vivian likes me. Record-breaking Yosemite climber is in the news. For what reason?

He fell and died. Yeah. Very sad. At the age of 30. Oh, that's some celebration. She's so happy. She got that as well. And at the end of it all, Eve, you beat Allie.

Oh, my God. Smoked her at her own game. Look at you. $100 richer with Allie's money. Whatever, Eve. I guess Allie's going with the cheap AC fix. Allie, what do you have to say? Yeah, Allie, what do you have to say?

Tell her. My name is Allie, and Eve knows the news. Boom, bitch. Hey, thank you. I hated you in the Bible. There has not been a lady fight like this since Jackie and that other eagle. Not since Jackie and... And either Jolene or Katie.

We're not sure what her name is. Jolene, we're not sure. And congratulations. Hold on. Spend the money wisely. We get it back into your music on KROQ now. Damn, this is not a good time for me to lose this money. No, you're on.

This is great. I think Allie's going to go into a deep depression now. Definitely going to go into a debt before the depression hits. This is Julia Wolf. It's called In My Room, and it's currently on your KROQ. KROQ, we are a client Allie's show. We have lots to get into this morning and lots to give you if you want to interact. Remember these numbers.

You'll need them. Maybe not now, but at some point this morning, 800-520-1067. I know that we are all looking forward to Friday's Backyard Hang. Oh, are we? Well, it's getting a little... Listen, I want to appreciate everyone who has reached out, and there have been so many people. I mean, there's messages on the GOAT line about it, Allie. There's a guy who's offered to come and do an ice luge.

Yeah, but you're not letting anybody in. Yeah, I got my plus one all sorted out. Jake, you're about to get a minus one. Can I minus one myself? No, you can't minus one yourself. Minus one. Minus one. No, you're already out, Omar.

And Omar's ice cream cake has been ordered already. It says, happy birthday, Omar, and we're going to watch it in time lapse, melt in the sun, because Omar's not going to be at his own birthday party. Damn, I do love ice cream cake. Ali's back in now, baby. All right, I'm in. Plus one. I want to thank everyone who's offered.

Some DJs have reached out and said, if Omar won't be there, I will come and DJ. We have a house DJ that said he would come by and DJ. And Auburn's offering up their services. Yeah, but this is all pointless because you don't want anybody there. This is the strangest party. it's it's it's a no party party oh you should have heard yesterday after the show going like so guys what do you want to do about this party i'm like you're throwing it why don't you decide what you want to do with your party be a rager man this guy is now making me rethink everything

hey what's going on klein alley this is mel with rice and barbecue i am a five-year slogger now i want to say um but yeah i run a barbecue company that can cook whatever we specialize in filipino barbecue but i can bring my grills if need be client filipino barbecue is one of my top 20 favorite types of barbecue i love it it's in my top 30 today but you know what for you guys let me know okay i've messaged you guys before i'm sure it's like johnny that's replying to me or whatever but it's at rice and barbecue r.i.c i gotta i gotta do some digging now and then as someone else said offered up um ron solo cup uh you know juan solo cup from the aa avengers wanted to come by. Obviously the Bud Light Bros.

But you're not going to let any of these people in. No. So this is, what are we doing now? So are you updating us? What are you doing now? Yeah, what are you doing? Here's more things that could happen. But it's not. I'm updating you guys that it's going to happen. Let it happen, dude. It's going to, it could

be a Project X situation. Hell yeah. It gets a little out of control. And it's supposed to start small. And we'll see what happens. But Ali, if you don't want to go, if you're going to minus one yourself, you're out. No one's ever said at a pool party, oh, where's that fun pregnant lady? So, you want out, you're out.

Okay, fine. I'm out. Allie's out. No. Allie's got to be there. If Allie wants out, she's out. If you don't want me there, then I won't be there. Vanessa's in and she said she's going to be drinking. I said I was going to control myself. A beer.

Vanessa said she's going to have one beer. You know what? That's a party. That's a party. Vanessa's going to be so wasted. Listen to this. Vanessa has never done a keg stand before in her life. No way. Really?

And Vanessa will be doing her first ever keg stand. Isn't that ladylike? Hey, listen. You don't wear a skirt while you do it, but Vanessa's going to do her first ever keg stand and Allie, you don't think that that is going to be something that is going to be- It's going to be epic. Epic. I mean, I think Omar could end up showing up.

Yeah, maybe. So, have you expanded the guest list at all or is it just us again? It's once again just you guys. Okay. Is your wife going to be there? She is trying to find somewhere else to go work. But I said to her, why don't you... Is it still just from noon to two?

I told her, maybe 1.30. We may cut it a half hour short. I think we're going to push it. I can't even get there until 12.45. Wait, that's over then? Why can't you get there until 12.45? I'm going to go home and feed the dog and stuff. Are you bringing your dog?

Of course. Oh, Jesus. I think there's a no dogs policy. I think it's going to go until 3. I think I'm going to expand it an hour. Yeah. Whoa. We're going to expand it now.

Party animal. So we have time to get hungry again because there'll be nothing else to do after we do this. It's going to be Filipino barbecue now, apparently. So we've got that to look forward to. Allie, I think you're going to be pleasantly surprised. I've got some surprises now. I'm telling you, I've planned some. Now I've gotten into the excitement of it.

Suave Agave going to be there? Suave Agave is offered to come and make. Offered. Everyone has offered. Have you accepted any of these offers? Yes. I feel bad because I think people are under the impression that this is going to be a big, fun party. And it's not.

Okay. Dude, way to sell it. What the hell? What are you doing here, man? I'm so confused. Cancel my cake. I know it's confusing. Like, is this happening or not happening?

In my brain, I feel like it's still not happening. It's happening. But I think you guys are all under the impression. Like, Allie keeps going, Klein, invite a bunch of your friends to come over. It's noon on a Friday. I got, my friends have jobs. Most of them, well, not all of them.

There's quite a few of them don't have jobs. But a lot of them. The Bud Light Bros? A lot of them have jobs. So we can't invite our friends either? I'm just saying if it's only the five of us, it's not really a party. And if only two people are drinking, then what are we doing here? Well, you're allowed to drink a little bit.

Aren't you allowed to have a few drinks when you're pregnant? If you're swimming? You can do one kickstand. I could probably do one kickstand. Pregnant lady kickstand is viral. That's viral stuff right there. Seriously? I mean, I'm telling you.

I'm going to show up if you do that. Why don't you invite Megan Holliday and some other people from K-Rock or something? She's a buzzkill, man. She's going to be there giving out the Norcan. She has a life of the party. She's going to set up a tent and save lives. I'll tell you who's not the life of the party, you. So it's, I'm just saying, I know you're concerned, but it's good.

Hey, have you guys ever partied with Johnny? I'm interested to see if he parties down. Johnny said he's bringing his girlfriend and some friends. Wow. He'll probably bring some friends, too. Why does he get to invite friends? Because they're young and fun. And hot.

So Jake can't invite friends, but Johnny can? Jake's friends, he posts his friends every week. when he does his magic at the gathering. Yeah, we don't want those people there. Is it to bring Moist Joyce and like all those other bar characters? That sounds great. I can't have that.

Allie, I can't have that in my bag. I don't have anything in common with hot girls. Let Johnny bring his friends. At some point, around three o'clock, my kids are going to get back from school and they're going to see this, whatever the hell's transpiring in my backyard. What about 562 said,

why don't we just get an Airbnb for like a night or a few hours or something? And then we can throw a big party. Well, the problem with the Airbnbs are, you talk about not the life of the party. They shut down parties before anyone else because everyone decided, I don't mind if you sleep in my house,

but I don't want you partying in my house. People got real mad about that. So now the only time to have a party now is you got to do it in your own house. I mean, we're only renting it once. That's a good point. I guess we don't keep trying to get our deposit back. 213 said, I'm a stripper and I'll come.

Whoa. His name's Julio. Ah, boo. Pass, pass. No. I'm it. I'm all about Julio. Yeah, me too.

I mean, for Vanessa, unicorn, unicorn, right? Unicorn, unicorn. As in like, unicorn, no thank you. Okay, I don't think it works like that. I was trying to rhyme. Okay, so the point is... It's hard to rhyme with Unicorn. For everyone who has sent DMs about this,

it's not a... This is not a show. It's not a party, all right? So shut up. It's not a party. You know you gotta tell the cops when they come and they knock on the door? Can you just go inside and watch a movie or something?

We're gonna watch a movie. I would rather do that. What are you gonna show? What movie are you gonna show? I don't know. I'm gonna watch Schindler's List. I think it really... We're gonna watch Schindler's List.

I sound like an upgrade to this party. That's what I'm calling the guest list for this party, actually. We gotta take a break. When we get back, we have more show. If you think that was fun, oh, just wait. We know how to have a good time. I'm just telling you, you want to poo-poo it all you want.

If it's just me and Vanessa and she's doing keg stands. I mean, you're just not selling it very well. I don't think any of us are really excited except Jake. Wouldn't you rather I under-promise and over-deliver? I would rather be promised something. I did promise you something. You got to say yes to Suave Agave, the barbecue guy, and all this stuff, dude, the DJs. You got to say yes.

You're not going to have a DJ if your wife is going to be there working from home. I told her. I'm taking it. I said, I put my foot down. I said, from noon until 2. Your tiny foot? From noon until 2. Is that when you had the 1.30 discussion?

Yeah, that's right. I said, noon until 2, I'm doing what I want to do in this backyard. She's like, when my nails are done, the party's over. I'm coming back home. She goes, 1.30, they're out of here. I said, no, don't you worry. So just plan accordingly. I'm just saying.

I know you're all trying to fit. And Omar, I think it's worth the commitment. All right. All right. We'll see. Where do you live? Don't worry. You're going to be there.

I can't give the coordinates around. You'll see. Coordinates? Is this like a treasure map now? I will give you guys your clues later this week. Okay. All right. If you find it, you get to go.

Now this is fun. Oh, no. That's going to be a murder mystery, Allie. It's your favorite. We take a quick break. The only reason we murdered is fun at this party. We'll be back with more show next. The Clay Rock Klein Alley Show, we'll get into your ADD news and then the tribute that we've put together to celebrate the life and the passing of Jackie, our favorite of the big bald eagles from Big Bear.

We've been monitoring you and watching you creepily on webcams for years and feel like we've been raising your chicks ourselves. I think that's what they're called, the little eaglets. Is that what the name? Anyway, regardless, Allie's going to tell you about what's going on in that world. Bad news, spoiler alert, it doesn't end well. We'll get to that. But then a tribute that I think you're going to want to witness. It will be a beautiful thing as we officially turn the airwaves of K-Rock over to Jackie. And before we get to your news, though, Allie, a question for you on the GOAT line. Hey, I'm just curious.

If Allie and her wife got into an argument and they have to settle it with paper, rock, scissors, and they both take scissors, does that turn into like a sexual thing? Yep. Every time. Absolutely. That's why they do it. That's how we kiss and make up. Allie only goes rock, so she can avoid that.

Let's get into this, your news. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. So yes, RIP to the world famous bald eagle, Jackie. The update yesterday was that things were not looking good. They still didn't know what was wrong with her. And in the end, they ran out of time. Jackie was 14 years old. She was born in 2012.

She raised nine kids, which is more than most Mormons. And it is sad. But at least she died in a hospital surrounded by doctors instead of her actual home. But don't think about just losing Jackie. Think about the hours of productivity that you lost watching the bald eagle cam at work. Think about the loss of respect from your boss when they found out. And the time that you lost talking about Jackie and Shadow with your coworkers in the break room. But the good news is that Jackie is probably the main reason they were able to raise the money to buy the land in Big Bear to preserve her own home.

So in a way, she saved the lives of countless other animals. They say that they're going to be transporting her to Colorado. I don't know. Apparently, that's some kind of procedure that they do for bald eagles. I guess that's where she flew from. Everyone's moving to Colorado these days. And the question is, who is going to replace Jackie in the nest? Because one of the sub-adult eagles that was bitch-fighting with Jackie is now inching her way closer and closer to the nest.

And they wonder if she is going to be the new Jackie. Well, sadly, like has been the case in this town for a long time. Once that eagle turns 14, they've got to replace her with a younger, hotter eagle. And apparently, I don't know what's considered hot in the world of eagles, but I think it has to do with plume, I believe, is involved. And I think that they found... Sometimes the ladies are more haggard-looking, though, than the boys. The boys, like, they look more vibrant and stuff to attract the females.

Oh, and the females were all jacked up. Yeah, sometimes, like, I know peacocks, the boys are the ones that are really, really colorful. They're the flamboyant ones in the animal kingdom. A bird expert joining us later this morning that can go ahead and put some context behind this. But what a massive story. And it may not be affecting your life on a day-by-day, minute-by-minute basis, but in some ways, she was like a mascot for us all. Well, I think a lot of people got very invested in the Jackie and Shadow Bald Eagle live stream.

I know, Omar, you were a big watcher from the beginning. Oh, yeah. Totally. And, you know, then there was that year where their eggs didn't hatch, and then they started eating them, and it was really jarring, especially for all the elementary school kids that had been watching the stream. And then there was that one year where they had three of them, and then one of them died and fell out of the nest. And so you see these things happen, and you realize how nature is pretty cruel,

and that's the way things work. I mean, if nobody had rescued Jackie, she would have been dead already, and they would have just moved on. Wow. R.I.P. Jackie. According to the report, though, it says that she passed away early hours of Monday, August 10th. So she had already passed when you guys were doing the report on her health. Well, we didn't know. We didn't get the news until after we were off there yesterday.

They didn't share the news until late in the afternoon yesterday. A lot of people have accused us. So she was dying as well. Allie of mushing Jackie and saying that she was going to live forever and all that stuff. But a musical tribute will be played on K-Rock in mere moments. And I think it will make you feel things. Some people may cry, actually, I think. It may be one of the finest tributes we've ever put together.

And we will debut that just after 8 a.m. sharp right here on K-Rock. You mildly cared about this, didn't you? I didn't care at all at the beginning. And slowly I found myself, the more and more you and Omar chatted about it in the saga, I did feel like I kind of got to know Jackie. I kind of liked seeing them bring in all the dead fish and then rip them apart and feed them to the eaglets. It was calming for me. Ripping apart a trout.

There are a few things being auctioned off this week. If you win the $1 billion Powerball, you can buy all of it. First off, the most expensive car ever sold. Well, they think it will be. It's a 1963 Chevrolet Corvette Grand Sport. And they say it will likely be the most expensive car ever sold. They expect it to sell for up to $13 million. My guy's going to have such a tiny penis about that.

This is going to be an old guy with a tiny penis and a recent divorce. Congratulations, sir. You officially have the tiniest penis. What's so special about this car? I don't know. I don't know anything about cars. It looks pretty. $13 million is also just slightly higher than the average price of any other new car right now.

Then you have a bunch of Whitney Houston memorabilia going up for auction. They have show-worn dresses, platinum records. Don't see any crack pipes in this lot, though. And if those don't interest you, maybe this rare edition of Mario Brothers and Duck Hunt will pique your interest because this could be worth millions. Well, it looked like a box of old Nintendo games and Waukesha turned out to be a treasure for video game collectors. The owner of One Stop Wonders found he had nearly 100 copies of a rare version of Super Mario Brothers and Duck Hunt inside a box sitting in storage. The person who sold it told him Nintendo sold the cartridges to a metal recovery service to be melted down for gold, but they never were. Oh.

Pretty interesting. There's gold in games? These were made after all of the other games were produced. These were printed about two years after the last known printing of these games. So they think that these are going to be the most expensive video games ever sold. These guys got a box of how many? Hundreds of them? A hundred. And they were supposed to be melted down for gold?

Yes. There's gold in video games? And then they were like, melt it down for gold. And then the guy was like, sure, melty, melty, melty. And then never did it. The gold would have been worth way more than those games. At that point, you'd already probably beaten Duck Hunt. There's gold in games.

But now this person's smart. It's funny how people get rewarded for being absent-minded. Like, I'll just leave that box around. I'll get to it eventually. I know. And it's 30 years later. I know. It's worth all that money.

Yeah, it's definitely a goldmine. I know we have a solar eclipse to look forward to, but the truth is we could use a little covering up of the sun because it's been incredibly hot. In fact, July was the hottest month ever recorded in the United States. They said that it was a long, intense heat dome over most of the world that led to record hot temperatures from the East Coast to the plains and the southwestern states. And this is the hottest July since they started the records back in 1895. So the world's just getting hotter and hotter and hotter. That's why I think we could probably use an eclipse. Just a couple of minutes to cover it all up.

I tried to warn you, emotionally you could get all over the place now as we pay you our first official musical tribute to the life and the legacy of Jackie the Bald Eagle. And we ask you to gather around the radio like the good old days and take a moment to celebrate our federal...