Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- A Special Delivery, Scam Emails and MORE

Episode Date: June 23, 2026

New episode of Klein Alley Show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Alley, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah for all the skiing, snowboarding, or wives you can handle. And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco, San Bernardino International Airport, when airports smell great. thank you ladies and gentlemen hey what's going on crying alley are you ready hello crying alley you little bitch crying alley it's just okay just don't let things bother you too much

good morning everybody hey what up crying alley oh sweet damn it snake did you see that we are live in los angeles three two one and here we go low 6.7 kroqfm and hd pasadena los angeles orange county the sonic pulse of los angeles this This is the world famous K-Rock. Hell yeah, welcome to your funner summer. Day number two or three, if you're keeping track. Good morning on How the Hell Goes It, Fine Alley Show. In your ear holes where we belong, if you'd like to see what it looks like in here.

And today may be a good day for you to check us out on YouTube. We got the burgers coming by. Jake claims that he is able to do the blind burger taste test in the same way that I was able to successfully do the blind pizza taste test. We will see if he's up for the challenge. If not, he may be getting in his car after the show today to drive to a Buc-ee's in Arizona. That's the punishment. So that's something we can look forward to later this morning on the show.

Also, today's the day that supposedly I'm going to be revealing my Shredded by Summer look. Yes, this is all you. But I would like another week, but I know you guys aren't going to give it to me. Another week? You're emailing it about two weeks ago. You're all antsy. Hey, when are we going to get this done? I want to show off my summer body.

I don't know why we, when we, when did we get the first email about this, Omar? Oh, this is. Yeah. February. Yeah. Maybe February, March. I just said, I think I'm going to. You're going to get unrequested pics for ever now.

Yes. Not unrequested pics. He's been giving us all thirst traps. They're not thirst traps. Hey, where was that pic that looked like you were covered in poop yesterday? That's right. That's what, that was not supposed to go to you guys. Everyone gets shredded differently.

What? We all have ours. I'm going with the laxative cleanse, Omar. That was so weird, man. That's mud. Oh, it was a, man, you are fancy. I tried every possible thing you could try. Maybe I'll just carve muscles out of mud.

Today will be the results day, Shred by Summer. And all I know is Vanessa went out and picked up special oil. Here it is. Oh, that's the oil she got for me? Shimmer Radiance Body Oil. That's not for guys. I wanted that stuff that the guys at Venice Beach wear, Muscle Beach. They're covered in...

This is what enhances glow. 48-hour moisture. Dermatologist approved. No, that's like girly stuff. It's got glitter in it. So what? Perfect. You're going to be glistening.

Yeah, perfect. No, that's the wrong stuff. Says the man who just put a bunch of mud on him. That was a few months ago. I tried the mud. That didn't work great for me. This is going to look great on you. Anyway, later this morning.

So lots of visual stimulation on the show today. And by the way, Allie, in case you're wondering, this is part of Funner Summer. But someone says they have an idea to make our summer even funner. All right, guys. I have one more item that really needs to be added to the Funner Summer list. This coming Saturday is the L.A. World Naked Bike Ride. You just spin that wheel and see who gets it. We did say we're done spinning the wheel of Funner Summer,

but perhaps we do one more and this person gets to participate in the Naked Bike Ride happening this weekend. Now, Allie, you know you are the bike rider of the group. I am? Yeah, we got all that video of you falling off the bike when you saw the man. Just because I fell off a bike one time? Yeah, you're the bike person. You're the bike.

You got a bike. You have the most expensive bike on the show. You do have the nicest bike. Yeah. It got stolen. I don't have a bike. Oh, you're bike-less now? It didn't get stolen.

Did it really? No, no, my wife has a bike. Oh, great. But the tires are flat, and it's a man's bike. That means you have a bike. Yeah, because you bought her the stolen bike for Christmas. I bought her a stolen bike, and it was a man's bike, and it's too big, and the tires are messed up.

Well, finally, we have an opportunity for you to use it. I have my kid's bike. Does anyone here have a work... It has training wheels on it. An alley on a kid's bike at the Naked Bike Ride would be great. My legs would have to be out so far, which would make that seat very uncomfortable. Anyway, it's a decent idea. I love the ideas that are waiting for us every morning.

If it happens, I will wear this. Hell, yeah. We got tons of oil, so get ready. Hot chicks covered in oil all show long. It's all part of funner summer. Kick things off with No Doubt, and then we'll get into everything that we have in store for you, including a bus trip to Santa Barbara to see Royal Otis. It's all coming up this morning.

Easy 100 bucks could be yours if you're on the phone right now at 800-520-1067. Allie will be forced to answer five questions about the news. She's currently working on a batch of ADD news coming up later this hour. And, boy, she would love to give you the money. In fact, she's not good holding on to money herself. In fact, you told a story yesterday about buying the expensive Toy Story popcorn bucket when you went to the movie this weekend, the souvenir popcorn bucket, not the little paper one that you just throw out.

And people are now concerned about you. Yo, love you guys. Great show. But I kind of fear that you guys are getting a little too big. Ali must be making a little too much money now, spending $35 on a movie popcorn bucket thing or whatever. If she changes her demographic and we lose El Cheapo, I'm worried about the future of the show. Stop going. Stay broke.

Let's go. Stay broke. El Cheapo. I don't like El Cheapo buying souvenir popcorn buckets. It goes against every fiber you're being. Look, I did not purchase the $35 popcorn bucket. That was for a different movie. This souvenir popcorn bucket

Was a tiny bucket and cup combination That was $9.99 And I made my father-in-law pay for it So boom There you go I thought we lost you for a second Pass the buck onto that Who's paying for this? That guy right over there

You know what I did because he's grandpa So it's fun for him to buy things for his grandson Because that makes him a good grandpa But also I did the thing where I Paid for the movies in advance Using a Fandango gift card and then we did the whole thing where it's like, we'll get the tickets, you get the popcorn.

And you know that you're going to end up probably being the person that pays less. Yes, absolutely. Because the snacks always add up big time. Yes, the snacks all add up. We had a bunch of large popcorns. The M&Ms were $9.99, all that stuff. I didn't pay for a dime of it.

And again, bought the movie tickets with a gift card. So don't worry about El Cheapo. Oh, I'm doing just fine. He's going nowhere fast. I'm completely broke. If you want Ali's money, take it now because she would love to give it to you, and all you have to do is be on the phone,

answer some questions about the news. We'll be back with that, and then everything else we have in store for you this hour on the show before you're getting on the bus to go see Royal Otis. Here's the details about that trip. It's all part of KROQ's Road Trip USA. Destination number five is Santa Barbara, California,

and you'll be seeing Royal Otis, and here's more details. Every morning around this time, chance to take some of Ali's cash. Hopefully you're on the phone now. 800-520-1067. Five questions about things happening in the world. do better than Allie and she will be

forced to pay you her money. She does it begrudgingly but she still does it and she's paid out thousands of dollars to people just like you every single morning against her will but to prove that every once in a while she knows more about the news than you do. I don't, yeah, I never really said this is what I wanted to do. No. But here we are.

This is something we do every day. And if you decide to take some time off for maternity leave, we'll continue to give your money away while you're not here. If I decide to? Well, yeah, you don't have to. You can just come in here and be a real trooper. Oh, really? Just come in here and...

If you gave birth through your stomach or vagina or butthole, I don't think you would be in here. I think you would. I think I would be. I think I would be. I would do it live on the air. As long as it's on a Friday. Yeah. That's right.

Thank you, Jake. As long as it's on a Friday, I'll take the day off. No other day of the week. Christina, good morning. Welcome to KROQ. Hi. Good morning. From Riverside, California, you have an opportunity to take Allie's cash now.

We are rooting for you. Please don't cheat. Allie will leave the KROQ studios. All right, I'm going to take some time off. As soon as Allie... There she is already. She's taking some extended maternity leave already. She is still in the very early stages of her first trimester.

She's leaving the studios now. Your round will officially begin. Please answer these questions quickly, confidently, and accurately. Here we go. Allie knows the news. Question number one. There is a new leading goal scorer in the history of the World Cup. What is that man's name?

Um, it is the guy that plays soccer. Yeah. Um, I... Give me the point. All right. It's not T-Pain. It's not T-Pain. It is not T-Pain.

That is correct somehow, in a weird way. Question number two. Let's go with this. I thought that was a gimme. There's a new information from the FBI about a note on the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie, a ransom note, but what is the new information that it was revealed today? That they're sorry, but

she passed away. That she's passed away. We've got a question number three now. There's a special moon up in the sky. It has a certain name and apparently you can see it from certain places. I don't know if Southern California is one of those places.

What is the name of the current moon that people are getting all excited about? Is it a blue moon? Blue Moon. We go to question number four right now. A customer claims that she got herpes after eating food from what fast food chain? Can't go wrong with Arby's. Can't go wrong with Arby's is not their motto.

But yes, I will go ahead and write that down. And finally, question number five. This comedian has pled not guilty to 12 felony charges that he has failed to pay taxes. Which comedian is being investigated as we speak? She is a Spanish gentleman. Want to go with not T-Pain again? Not T-Pain also. Not T-Pain also.

It's a good guess every time. Someone has figured out a way to hack the game. Just answer not T-Pain for every question. And assuming the answer is not T-Pain, you will do better than Allie. All right, we'll bring her in. No answer given. I know you're thinking of the man because you described him. But sadly, you did not give us an answer.

Ali's reentering the KROQ studios now. Say nothing else. Once again, her money up for grabs. If you're thinking to yourself as you're listening to this, I know these answers. I could have gotten at least three right. Well, then tomorrow, what the hell are you waiting for? Call us up and be a part of Ali Knows the News. Someone says that we are purposely screening for people that sound like they don't know the answers.

That is not the case. Trust me, nothing makes us happier than forcing Ali to pay the people. So here she is reentering the KROQ studios right now. And we go to question number one, Allie. Yes. This man is now the leading goal scorer in the history of all World Cup action. Lionel Messi. Messi, Messi, Messi.

That is the correct answer. It wasn't enough for him to get one yesterday. He needed to get two, so congratulations. Where would that team be without him? He also missed a penalty kick. He did miss a penalty kick like a real loser. Right. I'll tell you this.

Everyone's excited about this except Vanessa, who is not a fan. She's not a fan of Messi? No. I'm a fan of him outside of the World Cup. During the World Cup, he is my enemy. I do not care that he might be the greatest of all time. I do not care. You don't even respect the GOATs?

What is wrong with you? Not right now. Right now, he is my enemy because Argentina always wins. We were all getting excited yesterday. And she's like, guys, it's all about Colombia. We were like, no, dude. It's about this guy. We started a Messi chant and an Argentina chant in the back.

And Vanessa refused to join in on the chant. Great. I was going to wear baby blue and white today. We should have done it. If you guys do that, I will be mad. I can't even fake it. We started this chat. We had six people, and then people in the hall, they were going,

Nancy, Nancy. And you heard Vanessa go, Columbia, Columbia. So today, big day for Columbia today, right? Yes. She's got her jersey on. She's ready to go. All right, question number two. Allie is up 1-0 as we go to question number two.

New information from the FBI about a note involving the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie. What was the new information that was revealed? I believe there was an apology for killing her and saying that she is buried somewhere. And then a money offer, if you give me millions of dollars, I'll tell you where she's at. So Christina said that as well. That is the new news that came out is that there was a note that the FBI received. Originally, I don't think they put a lot of credit behind, but it basically said, oopsies, we accidentally killed her. That was not the plan.

I mean, if you're going to do an apology, don't then demand millions of dollars afterwards. Question number three. Allie's up 2-1 right now as we go to question three. There's a special moon apparently up in the sky these days. It's got a certain name. People are all excited about it. What moon is currently looking down on us? Let's just go with beaver moon.

Beaver moon. That's a hilarious guess. She said blue moon, but apparently, guys, we are all missing out on the highly coveted strawberry moon. A strawberry moon? Didn't even know that was a thing. I didn't either. I feel like I hear wolf and beaver. People are flocking to this.

I hear like a new one every year. Strawberry Moon. Well, they got some good PR. Whoever's doing PR for the moon, they're on top of it because they just constantly just keep coming up with names. Rebranding. We got a question four. It's going to be a Pickle Moon, a Pumpkin Spice Moon. Let's go with all the big buzzwords.

Protein Moon. Protein Moon. Oh, man. I'm going to use my Protein Moon. Oh, cool. Protein Moon. Feed Klein's neck. We got a question number four.

A woman claims that she got herpes after eating from what fast food chain? Where could you get herpes? Let's go with Subway. Okay, interesting. Allie says Subway. You know, Christina said Arby's. One of you is right, and it is Arby's. A woman claims after eating at Arby's, she got the herp,

and then they looked at some surveillance footage, and they saw that a worker there had spit into the sandwich. Whoa! You can catch it that way? Apparently, that's how you can get it. It's a good story you should be telling from now on. So, once again, now she's tied it up. This is very exciting.

What a story. I didn't get it from sex. I got it from an Arby's sandwich. You just say sex. I thought you were a dirty slut, but it turns out you just make terrible dietary decisions. We have the herb. Pull that clip. And finally, question number five.

It's all tied up. Very exciting round of Allie Knows the News as we go to this final question. This comedian has just pled not guilty to 12 felony counts of failing to pay his taxes. Yes, I think that would be Carlos Mencia. Ah, she said not T-Pain, so she's right, you're right, but technically Allie's a little more right. It was Carlos Mancilla, also known as Carlos Manstilia, accused of stealing jokes before, but not paying taxes, so it's all on brand. And after all of it, said and done, Christina, you put in a good effort, but sadly, Allie did a little better than you. What must you shamefully admit over the airwaves of K-Rock?

Allie, you totally know the news. There you go. Thank you for playing. News tomorrow morning around the same time, another chance to take Ali's money. There's a scam that's been happening here at the workplace, and we'll get to the bottom of that next on KROQ. One thing to look forward to today, and one thing that is a complete scam, and our company is setting us up to take a big hit here. But apparently, Vanessa just said behind the scenes that we've received a package from the Gorillaz. Jamie from the Gorillaz, the same Jamie who took my jacket and wore it out of here many months ago.

He didn't take your jacket. You gave it to him. i offered it you offered to give it to him you took it off yeah and gave it to him and he accepted me and that was him trying it on for the first time and then since then that jacket's gone on to great he wore it in a rolling stones photo shoot on the world tour live i mean it's been and then we had him on to ask him about the jacket he still likes it he said it's been on a world tour and he said as he walked out of this room this was months ago he said send that man something and every day i checked the mail and there's been nothing but apparently vanessa claims a package

has arrived. I have no idea what it is. We don't know the size of it. They're going to get it right now. They're going to find it. It's been put down in the mail room. Ooh, exciting. Well, I think Vanessa got one of those

like priority mail alerts. We have a mail room? Yeah, it's in the basement, dude. I thought we got rid of the mail room. I thought we couldn't afford postage stamps. So yeah, get it out of here. Only for incoming. No, we did get rid of the outgoing mail room

because we can't pay for stamps, but we can still receive mail. What kind of a radio station can't pay for stamps? You can't send out stickers. You can't send nothing. For everyone. This is like our MO is sending out crap to people. Some listener who's a fan of ours from Orange County, they go, they want a sticker, they can drive here and pick it up.

I'm like, are you serious? You're going to make someone drive from Orange County to pick up this goddamn sticker? It's crazy. Catch us at 7-Eleven next time. But anyway, the reality is that's the one thing that we're looking forward to today. That's good. And in a moment, we'll open a mystery gift and find out what it is. and will it be as good as the jacket that he took from us.

But on the flip side, Allie, I didn't realize, because you guys have been saying for a while now that you've been getting spam emails or scam emails from other employees in the building. Yes, one in particular. Right, Miles the DJ, who is the music director at K-Rock. If you're wondering who decides all that Evanescence and all that Chili Peppers and that weird phase

we went through with that country singer. Honest Dave. No, no, not that one. Honest Dave. That was the wrong one. The country guy that he claimed wasn't country. Oh, that's right. And then we were like, the cover of his album, he's wearing a denim suit and a cowboy hat.

I can't remember the guy's name, but regardless, a role model. Yes, role model. So anyway, long and short of it is, he's been sending these emails out that they all seem weird. And he's been hitting Ali up particularly, but apparently these are all phishing emails, but our company is behind it to try to catch who works here is an idiot. They're trying to figure out which one of us falls for fake emails. Well, I got an email a while ago, and it's from Miles. And Miles doesn't really email any of us directly.

It's usually an email to the KROQ team about various programming things. We're sticking with role models. Accept it. More country. He's not country. He sold out the Wiltern. And so he says, hey, Allie, before I submit this, I wanted to make sure we're aligned. Can you reply confirming the approach still works given the timeline and constraints we discussed earlier?

Thanks. And I was thinking, this must be the other Allie because there's another Allie that works in this company who does, like, important things. And they send stuff to the wrong Allie all the time. Right. So I just ignore it. And then I get another email a few weeks later that seems a little more dire and says, hi, Allie, I need your help with a time-sensitive item related to programming. And I can't share the full details right now, but please give me your phone number so we can talk quickly and move things forward today. And no one's ever asked you for your phone number, ever.

No, and I was like, oh my gosh, Miles wants my phone number? Wait a minute, Miles already has my phone number. Why would he be asking for it? But it does seem like he wants to talk to me and only me. You felt important because why would this man reach out and need your help on a time-sensitive matter? And he wants to move this forward today? How urgent. But all the wording of this, which is very, you know, corporate-y jargon, it does sound, sounds like exactly what a scam, I've fallen for a lot of scams before, but this has all the markings of a scam email. Right, so I decide to send it to our IT guy, and I'm like, hey, I think that our, like, music director, Miles, got hacked.

I don't know, this doesn't seem right, because there's just things, things are a little off. And Wayne replies, this is the IT guy, that they're doing some kind of a company-wide initiative to test us all and see if we can spot the scam emails. Isn't this crazy? Our own company is doing some sort of a weird test where they want to see which one of us are idiots and click on and respond to spam emails and which one of us just ignore them altogether, which is usually what I do. Which is what I did the first time. I just ignored it. Right. And yeah, for you, you would ignore regardless of whether it was legitimate. Right. But you actually you're the first person to lose because you did forward the email on.

And if it's a real scam phishing email, then you've now, I guess, given them access. You're not supposed to do anything. Reply forward on nothing. No, that's not what I'm supposed to do. Actually, Klein, he told me what I'm supposed to do. What are you supposed to do? According to the training modules. Oh, see, this is why we had to sit through some stupid training that none of us paid attention to. We just click, click, click, click, click. Clearly is by what we're all saying. And then we get these emails, and apparently this is to test to see if we paid attention. And what are you supposed to do?

You're supposed to reply. You're supposed to send a separate email to the actual person with the email and say, hey, is this you? Was this sent for reals? Not forward it. Not forward. Yeah, separate email to that person. Who would know that? Because they said, if you look closely, Odyssey is spelled with six Ys.

And I'm like, oh, okay. I didn't really look at the email address. 949 claims that they do the same exact thing at their company all the time, too. And it's so annoying because they spend more time now testing employees, like testing the loyalty and to see if the system works. How do they have time for this crap? But keep in mind, our company got hacked not once but twice and I think paid out millions of dollars of ransom. You guys should be testing yourselves, you idiots. Right.

That's the person that needs to be tested. Whichever idiot two different times. I think the same idiot two different times was like, all right, I'll click here. Oh, damn, we owe another million dollars. Like two different times. Miles wants to talk to me about a time-sensitive issue. I'm going to start replying. Yeah, I am a model employee because I don't read any emails.

I don't read any of them, the important ones, the scam ones. You never have to worry about me clicking a link because I ain't even opening the emails. Jake, you got some too, didn't you? Oh, yeah. You knew it was fake right away because it was something about like, hey, I want to pay you. I was like, what? Yeah, Jake printed out his email. This is the email Jake got.

It said, quick payment authorization needed. And Jake got all excited because like, all right, I got money coming my way. and it says they know how to get us because mine was like you're special this and jake's was like here's your money right here's what they said to uh jake i'm tied up in a session and need to move quickly on a payment item for odyssey please send me your personal contact number so i can get you paid right away so and then there's some there's some bs wwo 4821 code thing which no one knows what that means anyway they say uh so so jake got all excited because jake thought oh man i got money come my way. Yeah, and why don't they have my

payment authorization already? So, Jake, what did you do when you got this email? Well, that's why I knew it was fake, because, like, why would they even be wanting to pay me? I gotta email the other way. I gotta email, like, hey, where is my pay? Yeah, yeah. And they're, like, scammed. It's been three weeks. I haven't paid yet.

So, we're on to you, company. Well, everybody else said that you have no idea how many times companies do this. Yeah, all the time. Which is, uh, apparently one giant scam. Here's not a scam. This sounds too good to be true, but it actually is true. Next hour, we're going to get you on a bus to Santa Barbara to see this band, and we will get into that coming up later this morning.

They rocked party bus to Santa Barbara to see that band right there, Royal Otis. A theory about buses is if you have any stories involving being on a bus, probably either a great story or a terrible story. Maybe it was a party bus situation. There's no in-between. Concert tour bus situation, all good ones, or public bus transit, or a weird hobo that was self-pleasuring and trying to stab you. These stories are either very good or very bad,

and we will get to your bus stories later, and someone, just for sharing, will get a good bus opportunity with Postmaster Johnny to go see Royal Otis and Santa Barbara. That is coming up. The package has been located, Allie, from Gorillas. Is this another scam email? It may be a scam, again, and a lot of people are telling us on the text line that their companies do this all of the time

and that if you get caught clicking on links from suspicious emails, then you get disciplined by your bosses. Yeah, somebody said if you click on the fake link more than three times, It goes to your boss, but not sure what kind of consequences happen after that. I was just going to say, what are they going to do here? They're going to say, don't do that. I would love to respond and be like, here's all my personal information, Miles. You're going to lose all Odyssey points.

Start an affair. So you're not going to be able to appear. Oh, no, not my Odyssey points. I can't cash them in later for a coaster or whatever you get with this stupid thing. I'll take a quick break. We're back in a moment, ADD News. We're going to open this mystery gift from Gorillas and figure out what it is. And perhaps we just give it away immediately.

I know it's been sent to me, I think. But you know what? I feel like the audience should get whatever it is. No way. Why no way? What if it's a piece of art? You can go to an art museum. Let's see what it is.

Give it to a listener. Hell no. When Allie and I did the fake wedding and Caruso sent us that caviar. That was garbage. Yeah, I'm happy to give that away. We gave that caviar immediately away to a listener. That's different. This is something for you.

We don't know what it is. We don't know. It's a mystery box. We don't even know. I hope it's something you really like, and then we're going to have to give it away. Hold on, guys. We might want to give this away, because if a client really does love it, it's going to torture him so much. What if it's his jacket

back? It's a better jacket. What if it's a better jacket? Yeah, we'll give it away. Vanessa, how big's the box? I haven't seen it yet. Is it a big box? It's like close, medium. Every box is a big box to Vanessa. Small, medium. That's good. Vanessa's the wrong It's a small, medium box. It's a shoe box. It's a ring. It's massive. Right. Okay.

We'll be right back. More show next. And now, it's time for a moment with Kevin. We can write your name down. I'm not going to do the writing because my handwriting is illegible. Oh, no. Elulgibles. You're right.

I don't know. It could be stroking out. That was A Moment with Kevin. The KROQ Line Alley Show will get into your news. Then a brand new hour of the show will officially begin. The opening of a mystery box and your bus trip to Santa Barbara with Royal Otis. That's all happening. So get your bus stories ready so we can hear them from you.

It will not be a good day for public transit, but it will be a good day for you to share your stories with us and win yourself a bus trip that you'll never forget on the KROQ Party Bus to Santa Barbara. Right now, though, your news. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. The World Cup has made a lot of fans happy. In Boston, they predict there will be a baby boom in nine months

because of all the Boston women that are sleeping with charming, drunk Scottish guys. But in Argentina, or any fans of Argentina, have probably had some celebratory sex as well after this happened. This was Messi's second goal in the game yesterday against Austria. Messi scored both goals in the game, and he is now the highest scoring player in World Cup history with 18 goals total. Last time I played the Spanish broadcast. This time I will play the English broadcast.

It is very proper broadcast. He's got the velvet slippers on the little fella. Here come Argentina. Brilliant ball by Messi. Julian Alvarez! Good save! Here's the chance for Paredes. He tees up Messi. Is this another one?

Lionel Messi, there's the block And Messi again Lionel Messi on the double Argentina get the win And the little magic man gets his second goal of the game The great man scores again The little man in the white boots Might be on his way to the golden boot in 2026

And it's his day again in Big D Man In Big D I think I could win the gayest thing said this month By the way Why do they keep mocking his height? The little man, the little magic man. In his Santa Fe boots.

I'm like, why are you doing this? I'll tell you why, because it's like Vanessa said. It's like soccer fans like him, but they also hate him because he's not playing for their team. He seems so likable. He's the biggest threat. And his little celebratory, like he puts his arms out and he puts his shoulders forward.

He kind of does like a shimmy with his shoulders. He's got a great celebratory run. A lot of people think I look like Messi, so I take that as a... You do not look like Messi. I hear it all the time. Maybe they're just saying messy in general. No, no, no. They say that I resemble messy.

You do not look like him. In every possible way. There's a bobblehead of him at the grocery store by some beer display. Wow, maybe a bobblehead. It looks like your actual height. And my kids thought it was me. You mean the bobbleheads that have no neck? That's right.

Got it. Just a head on a bobblehead. They said, Dad, is that you? It's not like you. You look like all bobbleheads. I said, that's messy. But a lot of people confused. If I walked around in a Messi jersey around the streets of L.A.,

I think a lot of people would. This is the time to do it. Well, maybe he's not playing over here. If he would just be walking around in his jersey in L.A., there's no way people would think that you're him. Yeah. There's a ton of FIFA fan zones all over L.A. You got to go to one and do that.

I don't know if Argentina is ever going to be playing, but if Argentina is playing in L.A., you need to do that. You know the guy who stands on Hollywood and Highland who kind of looks like Michael Jordan, but not really, but he's there taking pictures with people as Jordan wearing a Jordan jersey. No, never seen that. That guy's there a lot. You should do that. I could do that.

It's me, Michael Jordan. Just wear different jerseys and see who people think you look like. What was that voice? It's just a regular Hi, I'm Michael Jordan. I'm Michael Jordan. Okay. But I'm saying I could do that maybe as a Messi. I could be a Messi impersonator. I don't know who told you

that, but they are wrong. You do not look like him. I think he does. Put a side-by-side Justin on the YouTube. I'm telling you, I hear it all the time. And I'm not saying that Messi's a good-looking guy by any stretch of the imagination, but I have. I don't think he's a good-looking guy either, but I don't think he's what you look like. Thank you, Ali. Thanks for that. Vanessa, you know soccer, football.

Do I look like Messi? No, Klein. You don't. Yeah. Is my desk messy? Your desk is messy. So there you go. I think they're just saying you look messy. Maybe that's what I'm doing. Maybe you just missed the like part. Maybe bone structure, you know?

It is amazing, though, that he's to be able to kick through everyone's legs like that. I mean, it was like six different people he kicked through their legs. That's why Vanessa is such a fan. Yeah. I am not. Yeah, she's not right now. Today is day one of Prime Day. It's happening earlier than normal. It usually doesn't

happen until July, but nine out of ten people say they will buy something during Prime Day. However, the sales are not as good as they normally are. So here's my advice to you. People claim that they need 30% off or more to have enough incentive to buy something. The average sale right now is between 20 and 23

percent you can hold out for the next day or two yeah sure you can add stuff to your cart but they're probably going to lower the prices even more if over the next day or two people aren't buying so if you wait they notice ah they're not getting the sales they'll lower the prices even more so if we all hold out together we can save more money today though if you want 50 off an aura ring you can add that to your cart or 40 off a towable boating tube oh man really yeah aren't Those are so cool. I've got to get one of them towable tubes. This one has USA all over it, like USA flag.

I'm never going to have boat money, but I could have two. $214, regularly $350. Oh, it's still that much for a tube? $215. Yeah, 40% off. Oh, that's way more than I would have thought that would have cost. I've got tubes for free, man. You thought it was going to be like $50.

Yeah, I thought a boat. Yeah, I assume that's like, you know, like I'm not going to ever have a boat, but I could have a tube. If anyone had a boat, I could be like, I'll bring my tube. We can attach it to your boat. You know, speaking of tubes, I know, Jake, you are getting ready for your annual float up in Seattle. Yeah, yeah. So this is just a little cautionary tale. This woman was doing a float on the Colorado River in an inner tube,

and now she is fighting for her life because a boat ran into her. There were two boats that were in, like, it was kind of a crowded area. She was just floating along. You can't super control which direction you're floating. You're just kind of there. and this boat hit, it was a boating collision and this woman was a part of the collision. She got struck by a boat while floating down the river

and she sustained major injuries as a result of that collision. So you got to be careful out there, Jakey. There's no boats on my river. At all? There's no boats allowed? It's not big enough for boats. Yeah, it's a sad, Jake showed me a picture of it. It looks like a little creek. It's a sad little creek.

Oh, really? It's not sad, it's beautiful. It's pretty sad. Are you the only floater or do you run into other people? Eventually I run into other people But I start up my secret trail So the first like three hours I'm by myself

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