Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- ADD News, Ally's Seat Exchange and MORE

Episode Date: September 15, 2026

We'll get into an episode of Klein Alley Show in just a moment, but in the meantime, let's tell you about our absolute favorite place on the planet. Yep, that would be San Bernardino International Airport, where you can go through the airport process without waiting in long lines and overpaying for parking. Quick connections to the Bay Area and the world, plus ski and snowboard in Provo from San Bernardino all winter long. Every other airport, you're going to be in long TSA lines, you're going to be miserable, you're going to say, oh, I got to get there two, three hours before my flight.

Not at San Bernardino International Airport. And now we send you on a direct flight into our podcast, which starts right now. Hey, what's going on, Clown and Allie? Are you ready? We're back. I love Clown and Allie, you little bitch. Clown and Allie, it's just okay. Just don't let Frank's body into that.

Good morning, everybody. Hey, what up, Clown and Allie? Whoa, sweet David Stank, did you see that? We have a Clown and Allie show. Let's get the show started. The show started. The show started. We are live in Los Angeles!

Three, two, one! And here we go. It's Klein Alley Show. Low 6.7, KROQFM in HD Pasadena, Los Angeles, Orange County. The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles. This is the world famous K-Rock. Alright, welcome to your Tuesday here at K-Rock. We are Klein Alley Show.

Should be a decent one today. If you want to win stuff from us, we got stuff for you. And if you're just here to hang out, we're cool with that as well. The number to join, to interact, to text, or to call 800-520-1067 or 323-TIP-BOLY if you're nasty. That is Alley right there. Back at it again today after taking another one of her Mondays off. Oh, man. She's a real take the Monday off situation.

I'm the Monday-er and you're the Friday-er. Hey, we can't agree on what this four-day work week should look like, so we're just going to go ahead and split the difference. You get three days a week of both of us. I was explaining yesterday, as best I could, and I don't really know the details, but you were at an El Cheapo wedding because the wedding, they tried to cheap out in multiple ways. One of the ways was to get your son to sit on your lap during the entire dinner rather than get him his own seat. The other way was to do a Sunday afternoon wedding. Sunday evening, yes. Evening wedding.

At a museum, a nature museum, and there was only one bar, so the line was incredibly long. How many guests? Oh, over 200. Oh, what? So many people. With one bar? With one bar. Where do you think you would have been on that?

Like, I'm curious on that list. Were you closer to the 200 number or were you closer to the 100 number? On the scale? On the scale of importance. Oh, on an actual scale. How I'm closer to the 200 number. On an actual scale, it says 200 pounds. But if they were to cut that guest list in half, would you have made it?

Oh, I'll tell you. Would you have made it? So I not only thought it was surprising that we were invited, but we were invited and we were at the table, the first friend table next to family. Oh, you think that means you're important because of where the table was? We were the like family table. What does that mean, like family? Well, we were right next to, it wasn't circular tables. It was one long thing, like one long rectangle.

We were next to relatives. Relatives. So we were the first group of friends. So you believe had that been cut down to 100 people, you still would have made the cut? I think so, which kind of shocked me, to be honest. What's interesting about Allie is that I've known you for a long time. And I'm not important. You are not.

And also, you will go to any wedding you're invited to, regardless if you feel like you should go or not. There are certain weddings I've been invited to where I assume this was an obligatory invite. I understand why they sent it. I will decline with regrets or whatever and move on with my life, and everyone will be happy. You will accept anything. I don't think you've ever even realized there's a second box you can check for decline. I think you have accepted every invite you've ever gotten. I'm there, and I'm there in spirit.

I'm there, baby. Yeah, Ali is as there as there gets. But in this situation, we are best friends with the sister, the maid of honor. It has nothing to do with it. That's crazy. So that's why we're friends with the sister who was getting married. But also, I think we got priority because we're gay, and they were gay getting married. So we were inspo for them because both of them, they were straight, both of them.

They turned gay, found each other. And I think that we are like the exemplary gays. We're like the mama gays passing on the gay torch. You're not the exemplary anything. You think you're the exemplary gays? What does that even mean? We led by gay example to these baby gays who are now having a wonderful life. If there's one exemplary gay on this show, it's a guy by the name of Johnny.

That's the exemplary gay. He was invited too, actually. I believe so. Well, anyway, it's good to have you back here. I'm sure we'll find out all about that. We've got lots to give you as well, so go nowhere. Let's start things off with some Nine Inch Nails on your KROQ. Time to make Allie hurt in the pocket, and all you've got to do is call and claim it,

her $100, if you know things about the news, or even if you know more than she does, and she's out of it right now. She was just saying off the air, oh, traveling, sick, wedding. I know you weren't drinking at the wedding because you're pregnant, but how many drinks did you have for real? I had one glass of wine. Nice. How'd that hit?

Felt nice. Yeah. Felt nice. And it complimented the tacos, the 15 tacos I ate very well. So if you would like to, Hallie was all mad in the email last night. She goes, I don't like when the buffet people tell me how much buffet I can take. And I'm like, oh, man. Nobody likes that.

I'm like, fat Hallie. What the hell? That never happens. When the workers go, what are you having? I'll decide. Hand me the spoon. Maybe that person was put on duty for you. No, you know what happened is he's deciding where things go on my plate.

He decided to put my beans inside of my rice. What's that about? Allie's white. Did you not see her skin? I mean, it's fine, but let me do that. I'm deciding where I want to put stuff. Allie believes the white rice and the beans need to be separated. She's a big fan of that.

And everyone else, he said, how many tacos? And they said two, and then I felt bad saying four. Right. So anyway, fat Allie's back in a big way, baby. So take her money now while you can before she explodes. Don't you agree with me where even if it's like a little cut of meat or whatever, you have to direct them? You should be able to cut it yourself and figure out exactly how much you want. Not first time around.

There has to be enough food for everybody. Yeah, because if you come through first in the line, then there goes the buffet. Oh, I was first in line, because you know what they did? They did old people and children first. So I went right up there with my kid who ate nothing. Right. Get in the goddamn line. And I had a plate for him, too, which I ate.

Mommy needs her 20 tacos. You get in the line. If you want Allie's money, take it from her. She's a terrible person. The very least she can do is give you her money. 800-520-10675. Questions about things happening in the world. If you do better than Allie, she will pay you, and let's do that.

Yesterday, you'll be happy to know, Allie, Vanessa stood in, and she protected your money. Oh, thank you. Good. Thank you, Vanessa. I really need it. The rest of us, we're all going to throw it and make sure the listeners won, but Vanessa decided to try to actually play the game, and she ended up shockingly winning. I haven't added up how much money I've spent over the last few days on this wedding, but

it's a lot, so thank you. I appreciate it. Every little bit helps. Was the gift cash, or did you give her some stupid- I actually haven't even done it yet. I'm going to do the, I'm sure there's like a honey fund or whatever I have to contribute to. I need to do that today. So I guess we're going to find out if Allie's going to give $100 less to this person whose wedding she just went to.

You know it. Before it's going to go to you. 800-520-1067. Call now. Play next on KROG. Easy 100 bucks could be yours if you call right now. 800-520-1067. We have five questions about things in the news.

And all you have to do is know a few of those things. Do better than Allie and she will instantly pay you $100. So you get to start your Tuesday morning with extra cash in your pocket. If you want in, call now, 800-520-1067. I want to clear out some phone lines so that you can actually call and play. We'll get to the game in a moment. Quickly, though, I want to say good morning to Josh, who's been hanging out on hold for a bit. What's up, Josh?

Yeah, hey, guys. Good morning. Good morning. I wanted to give you guys a call and give you guys an update. So me and my wife are with you guys in Colorado when we took the trip up there. uh we came back with uh an extra souvenir and we'd like to invite you to our baby shower next month oh let me guess what the souvenir is was it a snow globe uh you could call it that probably what it feels like at her stomach right now you uh you impregnated your wife on our um

ski trip to colorado uh i did wow you sound so disappointed first baby oh no i we i'm very excited yeah no yeah i did it it was great you sound tired now just went to the kids here i know jesus wait uh that's exciting how many times did you guys have sex on our trip uh probably like eight or nine times wow nice wow so that was the goal was to get pregnant and you achieved your goal uh well we were there on vacation from our existing children so you know you got to take advantage of the time yeah that's the one it's the one that catch right there is you got to get away from the kids so you got a couple nights in a hotel and then what are you going to do you end up accidentally or on purpose making more kids another one that you have to get

away from later vicious cycle i know i wonder if the sex is better at high altitude did you think so oh yeah it seemed like it yeah i could see why getting impregnated would be easier i wonder if There's a higher birth rate there. It goes faster. Yeah, I think it would move faster, easier for the less gravity for the sperm to swim against or something. We'll have to plan another trip there for research. Yeah, yeah, please do. Well, congratulations.

So when is your due date, your wife's due date? She's due December 6th. And is this a serious invitation to a baby shower? Yeah, if you guys would be willing to come, we'd be happy to have you. Do you know it? For sure. Yeah, yeah. We're all there.

We're all there. Is there food? We're the plus ones. There will be food. I'll send you guys the information. Do you know what you're having? A girl. I think she meant food.

We're talking about the food spread. Yeah, the food. So tell me about the food situation. No, we don't know yet. Probably tacos. I have suggestions. I'll send you some. Let us know when you have that figured out.

We'll let you know if we can be there. Congratulations. Always nice to be a part of the stories. That's incredible. Klein, I think we're a good luck charm because there was a couple that got pregnant at our thing in Vegas. Well, you say good luck

as if these people were trying to get pregnant. I don't know if this guy was trying to get pregnant at all. He said he's excited about it. He's got to say that now. He does not sound excited. Yeah, do you hear his voice? I'm excited. Yeah, no, trust me, I'm excited.

Do you hear that guy's voice? Oh, no, guys, I'm definitely excited. I'm up really early. We're on our way to a doctor's appointment right now, actually. Oh, cool. I sound so excited. Will you name the child something to do with our show? It could be based on someone on the show

or one of the many inside terminologies that we use. Perhaps Wishy Poushins? Wishy Poushins is a great name. I mean, Omar could give you a few options right now. I mean, would you do that for us? It would be the first official naming to happen as a result of this show. I think we're open to suggestions, but no promises. Chachi, you can get a whole lifetime of free Klein Alley show.

Yeah, we'll give that to you for free for life. You've got to get Bo Jangles. Bo Jangles is a great name. Great name, dude. Bo Jangles is a great name. Bo, and then the middle name is Jangles, and then the last name. So, listen, we're giving you options here. Omar, just hit a few more buttons.

This guy will pick something up here. Here we go. Welcome to the Chocolate Factory. It's like going through a baby name book. Chocolate Factory is a great name. Sweet. That's a strong name. Every gender.

Love that one. There you go. Go ahead. Put that. Oh, no. This one's good. Emojin Poots. Oh, yeah.

Already a famous name. Yeah. Love it. It is what it is. I will pass these on to my wife and see what she says. And then she'll slap me across the face. All right. Great.

All right. Well, thank you. It's a pleasure to meet you. Thanks for calling in. Now, we have to hang up and get your phone line back. Succulent. We need to get a call. That's a great name, too.

They're all good. Any name could be a good name now. There's no such thing as weird names anymore because they get weirder by the day. I feel like they're like, my name's Bojangles. All right. Yeah. You're the fifth Bojangles in class. It's recess.

Danny, good morning. Welcome to KROQ. These phones are all messed up again today. Hi. Hey, what's up, Danny? How you doing? How you going to battle Allie for her money? Listen closely.

The rules are simple. Allie will leave the KROQ studios. You will get a chance to answer these questions first. When she gets back in here, she'll go. If you do better than she does, you're $100 richer. Your round will begin as soon as Pregnant Allie waddles out of the K-Rock studios, which is happening right now. And here we go.

Allie knows the news. Question number one. Burger King is launching what accessory just in time for New York Fashion Week? A magic wand. A magic wand. We go to question number two. Why are people mad at Sidney Sweeney right now so much so that she's lost hundreds of thousands of followers in the last week? Maybe she posted something political.

Political. Speaking of political, we go to question number three right now. Which person was just thrown off of the Ed Sheeran tour for getting too political on stage? Oh, man. Katy Perry Go to question number four For the first time in 46 years California has to do something differently

Because they have officially run out Of something What have they run out of Forcing them to do something differently We've run out of money Money Alright and we go to final question Question number five

let's go with this what color was the carpet at the emmys red okay seems like a fair bet let's bring ali and we'll score it together all technically stories in the news there's lots of news in the world it's hard to boil it all down to five questions but i feel like we covered it pretty well with these ali is back in the k-rock studios now here Here we go. Protecting her own money. It could be yours if you beat her. Question one.

Yeah. Burger King is launching what accessory just in time for New York Fashion Week? I'm going to go with maybe like a royal robe. A robe. You know, because they've got the king. Uh-huh. And he's got a crown and a robe. If I know anything about high fashion, I know that Burger King is definitely involved in fashion.

They are launching a limited edition chicken nugget shaped purse. Ah. And you can get it, but it's very limited, and apparently they think it's going to be the hottest new accessory. Can you eat it? No, you can't eat it, but I think it's a purse. It looks like a chicken nugget, and I think you can potentially even put chicken nuggets in the purse.

Fashion. That's right. You said it, Vanessa. Nuggets. No one gets the point. We go to question two. Why are people mad at Sydney Sweeney right now, so much so that she's lost hundreds of thousands of followers in the last week?

Aren't people mad about her ad with that betting site? Ah, okay. I know a lot of Olympians and people were speaking out against it. Danny guessed that she said something political, but the correct answer is because of that very sexual gambling commercial. How is she losing hundreds of... Don't worry, I'll make up for the loss. Yeah, I wouldn't worry about that if I was her. But it's all of these women that are saying she's now giving women a bad name and that sports is female as well.

And that, you know, sports is... Anyway, it's a blah, blah, blah. Relax, people. You know, whatever. Sports is... Just gazungas, man. It's just balls. Why is she anti-women?

A lot of female athletes are mad at her specifically because they're claiming that she is kind of in some ways making sport, you know, not it's once again, it doesn't matter. It's a gambling ad to mostly probably try to appeal to. I'll be honest. I don't know. People assume that because she's using her sexuality, that she's anti-woman. I don't like that either. It's a terrible narrative. It's a terrible celebrating her amazing body.

Also, without me actually knowing the numbers, I would have to guess that the percentage of men that are gambling on sports is probably 99.9% higher than the women that are gambling on sports. So they're trying to get guys to download the app. We're all talking about it. Big win, and I don't know, for whatever reason. You know how it is in the world. Everyone roots for you, and then as soon as you get big— Well, I think people like to be mad at her. Right.

So anyway, that's the correct answer. Ali gets the point. Speaking of political stuff, this man has just been kicked off the Ed Sheeran tour for getting too political on stage. I believe that's Macklemore. Ah, Macklemore is the answer. She guessed Katy Perry, so you're not doing so great, Danny. Allie gets another point with two questions left. Here we go.

Question number four. California has to do something differently after 46 years because they've officially run out of something. Oh, yeah. What have they run out of? They've run out of license plate combinations. Ah, that is the correct. She said money. I'm sure California has been out of money for a while, but we still have a lot of it, but we just can't figure out how to spend it.

We can't make more. So, license plate combinations, they're out of them. They have no more, so they have to now rearrange it and go with letters first or numbers first. All I know is they got no more. The way it is, they got no more. Yeah, they're doing a new combination. We'll talk about it. So, we go to question number five now, and I think that your game has sadly come to an end, Dani, but here we go.

What color was the carpet at the Emmys? Oh, I believe it was blue. She guessed red, which is the obvious go-to guess for a carpet at an award show, but they decided to throw the blue carpet at us, so boom. Danny, terrible round for you. What must you shamefully admit over the airwaves of K-Rock? Go ahead. I'm Danny, and clearly I do not know the news.

Yeah, Allie does, but tomorrow morning around this time, someone else will have a chance to win her money. So study up. We're giving you 23 hours to learn things, and we'll see you back here tomorrow at this exact same time. K-Rock, we are Klein Allie's show. If you were listening yesterday, perhaps you were aware that Allie was not here because she was at a weird-ass wedding that happened on a Sunday.

Very gay wedding. A gay wedding, so she had to attend, and she doesn't say no to invites, so there she was. Anyway, there's been a lot of thoughts on the goat line about what the show was like without you here. Oh, I don't know if I want to hear this. Charlie, please come back. Without you, this show just sucks. Please come back. That person said the show sucked without you, but don't worry.

I'm sure there's an equally. It's not true. There's one that's, hey, this is so refreshing. No, no, no. I'm going to tell you something right now. Nothing counts on the goat line unless we hear about it in jingle form. so someone was nice enough to record a brand new jingle that lets everyone know that you were not here yesterday

and what that show was like without you here. So without any further ado, Allie, this is, once again, you've inspired people to write music now. Climb with no Allie is just really bad doo-doo-doo. Aw, that's not true. I'm not going to play any of the other messages that say it was the greatest show we've ever had, but we'll save that for another time. Well, you know, I'm lucky I'm here because on the way out,

on friday as you know right after the show i went over to the airport and i flew out of lax on 9 11 and of course getting to the airport was a long process it always sucks at lax but then you factor in the fact that i'm el cheapo and i've paid for the farthest parking lot on the planet that has a shuttle once an hour it took me a long time to get to the airport finally when we got to the gate They said, hey, just want to let you know that the plane is here, the pilot's here, but the pilot has refused the aircraft, and now we're not sure where he is. So we're going to try and track him down and try and talk him into getting back on the plane, but if we can't, we're going to have to delay it by five hours. I've heard that verbiage before. What kind of crap is that?

Refuse the plane? And I'm thinking on 9-11, I'm like, what is going on with this guy? Has he lost it? Is he superstitious? Why are we trying to, quote, find this guy and talk him into getting back on the plane? I don't want this guy flying the plane. Maybe he didn't think it was up to, maybe it was a cleanliness thing. Maybe he got on, the cockpit had a weird stank to it.

He's like, I refuse. Refuse. If someone refuses the plane and then changes their mind, would you want to get back on that plane? Not really. Right. Exactly. But I had a situation, too, where I remember they said very clearly the pilot is, I think it was the exact same wording. Like, the pilot has refused the aircraft.

It was not in it. And we didn't know the reason. And then they said that they're going to do a bunch of, whatever, double checks and move some things and put in some fuel or whatever. And then the pilot came, you know, they came back and they said the pilot has now accepted the aircraft. And we're like, all right, great. I don't know. I don't know what. They all look the same to me.

It's like, what do they walk on and say? I do not accept. I don't know how they do it, but I guess they're up there checking everything. And if the guy felt like something was off, he's like, nope, I refuse. I'd rather they have a little bit more time. That they have higher standards? Yeah, I'd love them. I love that the airline's like, we don't care about all these mechanical issues.

Oh, wait, the pilot does? Yeah, well, that's the thing. Whether they have a rider or something. If you don't have my M&Ms, I'm not coming on. They wouldn't say anything more. And then eventually they said, all right, this flight's canceled. Anyway, we got on a different flight. We were delayed getting out.

On the way back, I flew by myself. And I was again delayed. And again, cheaped out, didn't do that thing where you can select your seat ahead of time. So I wasn't sure where I was going to sit. I thought I was going to be the last row middle. I get such stress listening to the way you choose to travel. It is so stressful. You should like it.

It's like a roulette. It's roulette. I've done that roulette before, and it usually doesn't work out well for me. And when I'm talking about that roulette, I'm talking about actually roulette. You've already lost. I've lost. And I know I like there is. I'm rouletting with life.

There's an excitement to the gamble of I will show up and they will put me on a seat. But the odds are that you're going to be in a middle seat in the back of the plane and it's going to suck. And you're not going to have overhead space and everything else that goes with the worst parts of travel. Klein, you are wrong on all fronts. I got 18C, which is an aisle right behind the exit row. Behind the exit row? Right behind the exit. Yeah, no extra leg room.

No one brags about the row behind the exit row. What is that? I'm the first one on that slide. Oh, that's what you thought was exciting, but you didn't get to go on the slide. So what's it matter? If I did, I'd be the first one. Just because you say things like they're a brag doesn't make them a brag. I was the first row behind.

Not too far in the front, right in the middle, over the wing. So you got, are you getting an aisle, I guess, is okay. I'm getting an aisle. And also, yes, I was boarding group nine. But once I got on, I was the last person they allowed on with a carry-on before they forced everyone to check their bags. That's a good feeling right there. I was the last bag, especially going into LAX. You know how much longer that can make your flight.

It's the worst. I sit down in my 18C. I'm so happy about it. There's nobody sitting next to me yet. Then a family of three comes up, a man, a woman, and a baby that's about two years old. And they look at my aisle and go, oh, that's where we're sitting, but there's only two of us. And the guy says, hey, I'm supposed to be sitting back there in 26E, you know, whatever, the middle seat back there. But I was wondering if you would move so that the three of us could sit together.

We've all been asked this question before at some point. And usually you need to come to the table with more than just, look at me, I've got a baby. That's helpful. I agree. But it needs to be something more than just that. It needs to be either comparable. There needs to be a bribe. Comparable option.

I mean, look, it doesn't hurt to ask. Why split the family apart, dude? That's their problem. That's their problem. I got 18C, baby. Holy moly, people. You're traveling by yourself. You're not with anybody.

Yeah, but you know what? I always give up my seat. 100%. Omar, let me say this. I know you're going to say Klein's being a pussy. I as well, if I was, and I have been asked a similar question, and I have always said yes, because I know that if situations were reversed, I would want someone to do the same for me.

So I think it's a karma thing. Allie, you did not give up your seat? I. Chink a bitch. Chink a bitch. Chink a bitch. i said is it a middle and he said yes and he pointed all the way back there into the middle and i said you know what normally i would oh boy i'm pregnant if you did that i agree with ali

that's way too much of a difference it's way too much of a difference and i have to pee like every hour right now and i was like dude i have to get up so much to pee and i'm there's one in the back of the plane yeah but i'm in the middle of the plane so i said i'm sorry under under other circumstances i would be happy to do it but i i i'm wow i'm pregnant and i gotta pee a lot and then he said okay yeah i mean it would be nice if we could all sit together but i understand that you're pregnant okay so he goes and he sits down and then the baby starts crying for his death of Of course. This is what's going to happen.

Now you're ruining the flight for everyone. Because now you could have stopped this from ruining everyone else's flight, too. Then I see the wife, who's right next to me, texting her husband. This bitch next to me. And then they're doing that thing where they longingly look back at each other. They're trying to pass each other the iPad. And I'm like, just keep watching your show. Look forward, Allie.

You made the right decision. You did not make the right decision. You can pay to pick your own seats. Yeah, they did this hoping that the person... Yeah, that there's good people on the plane. No. Look, Allie's pregnant. A middle seat?

No, thank you. On a five-hour flight. No. Please, Allie. It wouldn't have changed your life at all. Yes, it would have. It would not have. The person that was next to him was sleeping the whole time.

I would have had to wake her ass up three, four times throughout the flight. How many times did you go pee? Twice. I was trying to make it more. One time I didn't even have to And I was like, I better get up Well, there you go Now at least you're judging

That's why when we decided Most least Who's the meanest on the show Now we know We picked appropriately Hey, if you want to sit together Pay for it Wow, that's unbelievable

She's right, she's right Or you gotta That's what people do They go, I don't want to pay So I'm just going to choose Whatever seats they're going to give me Because you hope there's decent people In this world

that would understand your situation. Or you go up to the counter ahead of time and you say, hey, is there any way we can sit together and the gate agent will make it so that they will put me in a seat. You, Allie, more than anybody should understand that they're probably trying to save a buck as well. Hey, you know, for my wedding,

I didn't pay to sit with my wife and I asked the guy to switch with me and he said no. So I'm paying it forward. Allie not giving up her seat. She's like a modern day, she's Rosa Porks, someone said. I'm not knowing. AROQ, Klein Alley Show.

Yesterday during the news, Jake stepped in because Alley was out, and he delivered news about mustard because that's important to him. Not necessarily important to anyone else listening, so it's good to have Alley back again. So it's time now for your ADD News. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. There were some records broken at the Emmys last night.

Matthew Rhys made history, along with Jean Smart, winning for every season of her show. Matthew Rhys got a double lead actor win. He won Best Actor twice in one night. He won for Limited Series for The Beast in Me and for Best Comedy Actor for Widow's Bay. It also seemed like there was a record number of tributes happening last night. There were Dolly tributes, Rob Reiner tributes, Catherine O'Hara tributes,

and that's all in addition to the very lengthy In Memoriam with a song by Noah Kahn performed during that. There was a lot of sadness, a lot of tears. This is Sally Field essentially dedicating her Emmy to Dolly Parton. She won for Remarkably Bright Creatures, but smartly used the opportunity to bring up a much better movie. If there are truly angels on earth, then we just lost one. Dolly Parton. It was my great good fortune to have worked with Dolly in a film called Still Magnolias.

Never heard of it. God bless you, Dolly Parton, my friend. I am not the only one on earth that will love you forever and ever I don't believe you've ever seen that movie, have you? No, I don't know anything about that Well, it's a chick flick

It's just like Field of Dreams is a boy movie Boring Steve Magnolias is amazing Drink your juice, Shelby I've heard of it before I wouldn't have known what it was about Is it about flowers? What's going on here?

I think it's the one where the woman has cancer on the beach and then she sings The Wind Beneath My Wings. No, it's the one where they hop in the car and they drive off a cliff. That's the one. That's Thelma and Louise

also a fantastic movie. I think they're all the same movie. They're all the same thing. Steel Magnolias is about a family because they are steel magnolias.

They can never break even though all of these slings in life are thrown their way. Is this the one where they all have the pants that fit each other? That's the sisterhood

of the traveling pants. You're just listing all my favorite movies. Right, Vanessa? I think I know it. I haven't seen that movie, but you're selling me, to be honest. Okay, God, I don't get it. This is Macaulay Culkin paying tribute to Catherine O'Hara.

There was a long tribute to her where three people spoke about her career and her life. And this was all before the In Memoriam. Catherine O'Hara. We remember her as the forgetful mother, right? Is that Sally Field talking? Macaulay Culkin sounds so weird. He was great on our show, though. He was, but he's a strange guy.

I will never forget about her. You know, there are all kinds of words I could use to describe Catherine. She was encouraging. She was warm. Why are there so many songs? The songs about remotes. You should have just broken into that right there. That would have been amazing.

I think Catherine would have really loved that, actually. The word that I think of is mama. So he went on and talked about how she was a mother to him. And then he made the joke, even though she lost me twice, you know, blah, blah, blah. and then they did the in memoriam and then at the end jamie lee curtis came out and said some words about rob reiner and this is when really the waterworks turned up he was generous and kind and funny as hell and a friend to all we all miss rob and michelle and all those we lost this year are they trying to play her off during that or this is that this is during the in memoriam so

The music is still playing from all the sad people who had just been brought up to the screen. But then she's just standing there crying during all of this. And everybody's now mentioning it. Oh, my God. That actually sounds like her, too. Beautiful. Wild to me. That sounds like I missed a lot last night.

And then with Mariska Hargitay hosting, she was very sentimental, too. So it wasn't really a very jokey night. It was a pretty emotional night. You know what was sadder than that was the Broncos trying to play some football last night. It was so funny because I finally sat down after I got home from the flight and everything. And I was like, let's turn these both on. And I was like, both of these are so different. Don't talk about it, man.

I'm still mad about last night. Johnny just went out and bought himself a $50 Broncos hat because that's the Force Fandom team he has to support. And now he wants to get a refund on the hat because of how the game went last night. It was $50? It was a $50. But he went to Universal CityWalk. He went to such a sucker place to buy a hat. What do you mean?

It's right next to my house. You can get a hat for like $8. I know. Vanessa got a Rams hat for $6. Yeah, but this hat feels like a $50 hat, and it's fire, actually. But the Broncos suck, man. Sorry, Asti. The Cardinals have a better record than the Rams and the Broncos,

and I'm pretty sure any other team, okay? We're second in the NFC West. Go Cards. You should see how he's got this whole setup now. He's got an amazingly large mouse pad. Giant mouse pad that looks like a championship banner. It sits in front of her now to go ahead and support her forced fandom. We get into a brand-new hour of the show in exactly two minutes right here on KROQ.