Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- ADD News, Fat Ally and MORE

Episode Date: September 8, 2026

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Are you ready? I love Klein Alley, you little bitch. Klein Alley, it's just okay. Just don't let things bother you too much. Good morning, everybody. Hey, what up, Klein Alley? Whoa, sweet divot steak, did you see that? Meet the Klein Alley Show.

Let's get this show started. The show started. show started. We are live in Los Angeles. Three, two, one. And here we go. Allie is an F-word. Sometimes I need a good reason to get out of bed. Got sleep in my eyes, clouds in my head. I need a shot of something to make my motor go fast. Yes, I do. So I turn on The Climbing Valley Show Jungkook Give me some

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I said Get your motor running With Klein and Alicia It's Klein and Alicia Low 6.7, KROQFM in HD Pasadena, Los Angeles, Orange County The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles This is the world famous K-Rock Good morning and welcome to your K-Rock

It is Tuesday, don't be fooled, it has a Monday feel to it But apparently it was a long weekend, so here we are together again On a Tuesday morning, if you need us, phone, text line, everything stays the same, 800-520-1067 or 323-TIBOLI. If you're nasty, you can hit us up on that local line, which apparently still works. You never know when we'll stop paying our phone bill around here. Got to have a backup. Got to have that backup on the ready. That's our burner line.

You can use it. Do you still have your second phone? Didn't you have a backup phone? Yeah, I did find out. I am paying for my second phone. I did find out that I still have a second phone. But I don't know where the phone is currently. I've lost it, and now, sadly, it's running out of battery, clearly.

So I think I left it in Florida. Oh. One of the last times I was down there visiting my in-laws. But I have not seen it since. And because you had two, you kind of forgot. Because you had a phone with you, you weren't freaking out like you normally would if you lost a phone. Yeah. My whole second phone plan was pretty stupid.

And it was just keep my, when I upgraded my phone to whatever, the iPhone 15, I was like, I'll just keep this 13 rolling. Why not? throw it at whenever my kids want to talk to me. I'll just give them the phone. Play with this, kids. Right, or if you say, you know, you had met with your principal, and then you're showing them nudes accidentally, maybe you could have a separate phone just for those dirty pictures

so that this doesn't happen. I had a plan. One phone was going to be for pleasure, and one was going to be for business, like a mullet. And I didn't stick to the plan, and then I lost the phone. So no, I'm in a terrible spit. And by the way, my current phone now is hanging on by threads, and I keep waiting for them to announce this

foldable flip phone, which is supposed to come out any day now, I thought. Well, they're going to announce it any day, I think. When is that big announcement coming? I'll tell you, I don't know. I don't know who I hate more, Apple with their teases or Grand Theft Auto. They announce it Wednesday. I'm waiting for it, too. Wednesday. What a week. Usually it's a Tuesday thing, so yeah, tomorrow.

Football's back this week. We've got flipping phones back this week. And we're here together. We have a new show, a hang to tell you all about. If you missed our last thing that we did, which was last week, but feels like forever ago, we've got another thing that you can be in. We'd love you to join us.

We'll give you all the details coming up a little bit later. And it was just one of those weekends where, I don't know, I know we all did different things, and we'll get into it. I feel like we all handled the long weekend very differently. Very differently. And we have to officially, as we say goodbye summer 2026, we have to go ahead and tally up all the things that we were supposed to do and figure out were we successful in our funner summer challenge. And I think we can get points for conquering other people's challenges, right? because I was on a watercraft this weekend,

so I can take one of Omar's points. Well, we don't know what Omar did this weekend. Maybe he was on a watercraft. I mean, technically, we were all on watercrafts at one point. It got, there was a lot of rain. My whole street was flooded. That doesn't count as a watercraft. Yeah, kind of.

You drive through it, you can do it. There was a little bit of rain. We'll get into all of that this morning. And if you need us, also, Allie, you'll like this because you're eating everything in sight these days, being all pregnant. We have the Cheez-It, the viral Cheez-It Cinnabon. Yes!

Coming by the K-Rock Studios for a high-voltage food review, which we have to figure out if you're allowed to do while pregnant. That'll all be coming up. So Allie's money could be yours if you want to call and claim it now at 800-520-1067. We have some questions about things that happened this weekend. You may not know because if you were out or doing stuff or sitting in traffic or trying to avoid getting swept away by a tsunami or whatever, then understandably, you may not know what's happening in the world.

But there's actually news out there, and if you know more about it than Allie does, she will give you $100 of cash money. I recommend you call and claim it now. The number is 800-520-1067 because we do try to find ways to make your life better, even though a lot of people claim we've ruined their lives. God damn it, Vanessa. I was just having some boring-ass conversation

with somebody who raises chickens and sells eggs and stuff. The entire goddamn conversation, I couldn't think of anything other than eggs. The whole time, it took me every ounce of energy I had to not say that. You guys have ruined me. It happens sometimes. It's just certain words that, for whatever reason, become something that we say over and over again on the show,

and then you can never think of them again in the real world. You know what I noticed over the weekend was I was looking at a restaurant menu, and it had an allergen list, and it was fish and eggs and all these. I was like, I need to get her to say all these other ones. Can you say tree nuts? Because that would really help me. Yeah, I'll tell you, there's something about the way that Vanessa speaks, man. You did.

I love all of it. Here's the fish one, Allie, I think that you were talking about. This is one of her newest ones. Fish. Yeah. Something about it. It's great. Can't wait.

Nice allergen. Every day, she's the gift that keeps on giving that, Vanessa. I am being harassed. Was that live, Vanessa, or was that recorded, Vanessa? That was recorded, but I thought that I agree. I don't know. Okay. I can't keep track anymore.

Anyway, we got lots to get into on the show. As we mentioned, the big announcement. What will be the next opportunity for us to all hang out together? This is going to be a good one. It's happening really soon, so we're not going to dangle this carrot too much in front of you we'll give you those details coming up in less than an hour and then immediately get you in it actually combines i think everyone's favorite things on the planet that's why i feel good about this thing that we're putting together it is literally doesn't matter if you're the type

person that loves doing stuff or hates doing stuff yeah this is the perfect thing for both both types of people it's also the perfect thing for people who are procrastinators or don't like putting effort in to trying win tickets to access and things so well we will talk all about that coming up at uh 8 a.m sharp we come back in a moment though with five questions all about the news Ali will be answering on behalf of us you get to answer on behalf of the listener and if you win you get paid money and we'll do that after this quick break at 800-520-1067 that is next call right now if you want $100 cash the number is 800-520-1067 and perhaps you weren't going to call but maybe Eminem inspired you just now on KROQ you only got one shot this is your shot to

take Ali's money and I know some people are going I've had multiple shots I've called and been selected many times to battle Ali and take her money but this is your shot today so if you have not yet called and you would like Allie's cash and you know a thing or two about the news and you're no lame-o, you can call us right now at 800-520-1067 and we'll get into the round of Allie Knows the News on this Tuesday morning. A

weekend recovery, obviously. The rain here was the big story. They call it a hurricane. I'm surprised, to be honest, that Vanessa didn't call any of us to see if she could sleep over at our houses. Well, because the worst part of it was right by her in Long Beach. She has a fear of tsunamis and hurricanes. She's very short. A puddle could take her out. I used to live in Miami

and when it rained, It, like, actually rained hard, so that's why I was like, ah, this isn't real. Like, this hurricane doesn't seem legit. But parts of Long Beach told people to leave. They said, get out. I'm a couple blocks away. Yeah, I know. And you stayed put.

I need tsunami warning over hurricane warning. Yeah, that didn't freak her out because she said she's been battle tested. This is like if you live in Southern California for long enough and then you go somewhere else and they talk about earthquakes. You're like, dude, don't tell us about earthquakes. We know about earthquakes. Someone on the East Coast is like, yeah, we had a rumbler a few years ago. It was interesting. I saw some restaurants I follow that are near that area were like, due to the hurricane, we will be closed for the day. And it's like, you mean just due to the rain?

Do you really need to say due to the hurricane? People start paying attention. Rain, they don't pay much attention to. Hurricane, all of a sudden, the ears perk up. You go, wait a minute, what? But how different was it? You know what I mean? Yes, the waves and stuff was the worst part of it. But other than that, it was just rain. If you were planning on going to the Malibu Chili Cook-Off this weekend, your plans probably got changed, sadly. Was that you? That was my plan. It got changed.

Haven't you gone to that the last few years? I've almost gone the last few years. There's always been some reason I haven't. And this year is because of that. The one day I think it got canceled was the day I was supposed to go, which was on Sunday. I forget when the rain was. God doesn't want you to eat chili. Apparently, I'm your best guy.

I'll go there. I'll eat all the chili. I think the other year you didn't go. There was a shooting there. Is that what happened? I think so. I got to stay away from that place. We say good morning to, wow, there's people all over the place, including Long Beach,

that want your money this morning. Los Angeles, Ontario, a lot of people on the phone that want in. And I get you. Allie's got money. And I've been on a losing streak. That's right. That's the best part about it. I think Allie's going to go into just a terrible depression leading into giving birth to this second child of hers.

One can hope. And you think it gets bad now. Just wait until you have to deal with two running around. Oh, my God. That's the worst. We say good morning now to Brandon. Brandon, hi. You are on KROQ, and we give you the opportunity from Whittier, California, to take Allie's money.

Hey, Brandon, how goes it? Hi, how are you? Doing fine. Allie will leave the KROQ studios. Your round will officially begin in moments. Five questions all about the news. No cheating. $100 up for grabs.

Allie's out of here. There she goes. Boy, she's moving slow these days. And your round officially begins right now. Allie knows the news. All right, Brandon, question number one. A drunk passenger on a flight had to be basically subdued by other passengers using what? Oh, tape.

More specific, please. Duct tape. Duct tape. Good answer. We've got a question number two. Now that summer's over and we're past Labor Day weekend, we can officially declare that this summer did give us our biggest summer movie ever that brought in $4.76 billion.

What movie will forever own the summer? Spider-Man. Question number three. and you're off to a great start. Question number three right now. Over 1,500 pounds of what have now been recalled because of listeria concerns? I'm going to say meat, bad meat.

Bad meat. Give me a more specific type of meat just in case this comes down to a tiebreaker. Oh, shoot. Um, I'm going to say, uh, man, poultry, poultry. All right. We've got a question number four right now. Uh, according to some new Google trends and research of all 50 states, including the nation's

capital, this is America's most popular beer right now. What is it? I don't know what my popular beer is, but I'm going to say White Claw. White Claw, which I don't even know if I'd put in the beer category, but okay, I'll write that down. You know what? Let me switch it. Let me switch it. Go ahead. I'm going to say Michelob Ultra. Is that your beer of choice?

It is. Okay. And finally, we go to question number five. this reality star has just been released from the hospital after an ongoing emergency surgery for bypass, guy had a heart attack basically which reality star

is now out of the hospital and alive after an emergency bypass surgery oh that's a good one, that's Rick Harrison Rick Harrison from the great Pawn Stars alright let's bring Allie in let me tell you, don't say anything else

Allie's back in the K-Rock studios right now Now, you struck me as a guy that was not going to do well, but I will tell Allie not to get inside your head, Allie. This guy gave us quite a few right answers, so I'm just going to warn you. My mom always said I had a face for radio. Great. Hilarious. It's a funny joke. I hear that a lot, and that's a nice thing to hear from your own mother.

Now I want you to win. Question number one. A drunk passenger had to be subdued on a flight by other passengers using what? What did they use to subdue this man? Well, it's always good to have it on the ready. Duct tape. Ah, he also said duct tape and a fascinating, fascinating picture that's been going quite viral. And it's amazing that everyone banded together to do that.

What a great group effort. Just by the way, I believe that there's always someone on every flight that probably should be duct taped to their seat. They're maybe not the same type of drunk, aggressive person as this, but there's always one person that's duct tapable. And I think that everyone should vote middle of the flight, no matter what the flight is. On the screen? Yeah, who's the person that gets duct tape? And we just pick the person. Trust me when I say, it could be a loud chatter.

It could be someone who's jumping up and down, going constantly. Could be a flight attendant. Right? Right. They think it's comedy hour. They're trying out their fresh five minutes. They're getting real possessive about the overhead space. Got a question number two, and it is tied up 1-1 as we go to question two.

Summer 2026 is officially over now. Labor Day weekend has come and gone, but we have an official biggest grossing movie ever for a summer. and it brought in over $4.76 billion. What movie was that? I believe that would be Spider-Man. He also said Spider-Man and it wasn't even close. You think a movie that brought us Odyssey and brought us all these other films,

but Spider-Man, that was the odds-on runaway just monster. Highest grossing of the year or ever? Summer. They said summer. Summer. Of the biggest summer movie in the history of summer movies, even when they do that, a lot of times they'll do the inflation

and they'll say, Gone with the Wind by today's standards would have made this much. It's not even close. Go to question number three. It's tied up 2-2. 1,500 pounds of what have been recalled because of listeria? Oh, no.

Concerns over listeria. What else can't I eat? I want to eat everything. I don't know. I guess I'll go with meat. Any more specific? Probably deli meat. Okay.

He said meat, and then I said more specific, and he said poultry. Allie, I said meat. I said more specific. You said deli meat. I mean, that is statistically. The meat is technically pork. And more specifically, it is Allie's favorite, dry, cured pork jowls. Oh, I love it.

I can't eat me some jowls? One of Allie's many nicknames. Allie loves pork jowls. They used to call me pork jowls in high school. That name's coming back, baby. No one gets the point. We move on to your next question. Who is bummed about this?

A lot of people are upset. Allie, did you eat pork jowls recently? I did. Why? They've been recalled. This is America's most popular beer. According to Google Trends and research looking at all 50 states, including the District of Columbia, this is America's most popular beer. Well, I think it's Modelo.

He started by saying White Claw, but then when I made fun of what a stupid answer, he changed his answer and he gave us his beer of choice, which is the right answer. Oh, hold on a minute. Michelob Ultra. No, no, no, no, no. That doesn't count. Well, how do you say? You made fun of his answer, so he changed it? Yeah, that's right.

So, no, his original answer is what? It was all kind of one thought, though. He said white claw. I said that's not really a beer. And then he gave us a beer, and he's right. Why would you point that out? Why are you helping him? You know what?

We always try to help the player. It's more fun. So he ended up getting it right, and now he's going to win? Well, he's up one with one question left. Don't count yourself. For God's sake, this is getting ridiculous. The last guy I gave $100 to obviously was cheating. Everybody knew it.

Omar, you heard the conversation. No, yeah, the caller, he corrected himself. Yeah, he kind of realized, you know, last minute after he spit it out. After Klein pointed it out? Yeah, he realized. Did you realize what a dummy you were, Brandon? I sure did. And most men on this earth are dummies, and I apologize, Allie.

So he realized. So if you really apologize, why don't you take away the point there, buddy? I don't think it'll matter because this next question, there's no way you're going to get, and he got it. so okay well then let's just forget it it's a moot point and we go to this final question this reality star is out of the hospital after an emergency bypass surgery almost took him down uh some dog some dog is your answer i don't know reality i don't know anything about reality stars it's a guy what about clavicular what i don't know is he a reality star he said the guy from Pawn Stars. He knew the story.

Rick Harrison. So what, he won by two points? Goddamn right he did. Hey, congratulations Brandon. Make a little ultra and Pawn Stars. This is all boy news. $100 richer. Courtesy of Allie. Allie, what must you shamefully admit over the airwaves of this guy that's got a radio

face? My name is Allie and I've also got a face for radio. Alright, congratulations Brandon. Just like that, you've won $100. Go tell your mom the good news, alright? Thank you, guys. I appreciate it. All right, hold on one sec.

What's up, Allie? Probably. She's done a lot of things. Apparently, they've arrived now, the viral cheese at Cinnabons. Vanessa's very excited about this. And Allie would like to be, I think you're the one who wants to do it, but we're not sure if you're allowed to get the shot collar because you're pregnant. I think that's, I don't know if that's been studied enough.

I'm sure there's a doctor. Women being electrocuted during pregnancy. Maybe they can give them superpowers. Yeah. I feel like it's probably okay, because if the shock collar is not anywhere down there, it's not going to, like, start contracting. Like, I think if we put it by your neck, where we usually put it. I think there's a problem with blood flow.

They get really big on blood flow. Like, if my heart rate gets too high, then it can compromise the baby, or it could turn my baby into Magneto. Oh, that's cool. All of a sudden, all the metal stuff starts going towards Allie's stomach. If you're a doctor or a vet or something and you know about this, let us know, because if not, Allie did want to be the person to try, because she's all pregnant, This is a perfect pregnancy craving thing.

It's part Cheez-It, part Cinnabon. She's real excited about it. This is a great way to cap the fat alley weekend that I had. And I don't know if you can keep up with me, but it started off on Friday on my road trip. And it was our one stop that we made on the drive all the way up to Tahoe, which was seven and a half hours on the way there and nine on the way back. My one stop was at McDonald's. And I decided usually I just get some fries and move on. But I decided to go with filet of fish because I haven't had that for years.

Yeah, the fish. How many did you go with? You know, I just went with the one, but I also got double fries for my kids. So I ate one of his fries and ate my medium fries. Nice. And then we also had what I think is the best car snack for a road trip, sunflower seeds. I pounded down a whole pack of those. That's nothing to brag about.

Sunflower seeds? I mean, that's like my pregnancy bragging. I mean, that's a lot of nuts. I was hoping you had like a jar of mayonnaise in your lap or something. Yeah, dipping seeds into mayonnaise. Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention I was dipping the seeds into mayonnaise. Well, that's worth mentioning then.

I mean, just like with sunflower seeds, professional athletes use that. Full breakfast the next morning, waffles with whipped cream. Yeah. And I not only ate my waffle with, I got like one of those combo breakfasts where they give you the sausage and the bacon. I got to pick, but I picked both. Right, smart. Then I did the eggs and the waffle with the whipped cream and the syrup and butter. Did the waiter try to tell you, ma'am, you have to pick which one?

And you're like, both. Don't tell me what to choose. Do you have any pork jowls also? Bring some pork jowls. I also ate the rest of my kid's waffle because he's not going to eat that. So that's been great to order what I want, eat the whole thing, and then eat his thing. Then for lunch, I had a nice big vat of clam chowder, which I actually sent back because it was cold when I got it. And then I polished down a wedge salad as well, probably one of the most unhealthy salads.

I ate so much worse than you, and I'm not even pregnant. I'm not done. I'm only in Saturday. But you're already in your roundup. I haven't even gotten to the fried artichokes and pizza, the two different kinds of pizza, plus a giant bowl of pasta that I ate. But it sounds so sad, because the fried thing you went with was an artichoke. That was the only fried thing they had on the menu.

And the quote thing that you mentioned was sunflower seeds and a wedge of lettuce. This is like the saddest. The wedge salad, which has. You sent back the chowder. No, I sent it back for them to heat it up again. For more. Because it was too cold. I need this bowl overflowing with chowder.

Do you see me? And I did it in the bread bowl. Oh, nice. You eat the bowl? Oh, yeah, of course I ate the bowl. Yeah, that's good. And I saved it for later, for the rest of the road trip. Take this bowl to go.

We also went to a German restaurant where I had bratwurst, sauerkraut, mashed potatoes, a Bavarian pretzel. I had my kids' French fries and the other French fries that was for the table. And then I ordered what I wanted and also made my wife order what I other wanted. Oh, nice. Who I other wanted. That's good. That's good. All right, you're getting there.

And when I got through that, we switched, and I had some spaetzle, which is pounded meat that is also fried, by the way. Yeah, don't you think that the people around you are, like, nervous if they don't eat their food quickly? The next morning, I started with a sub sandwich. Okay, now we're getting somewhere. All right, good to know. It's good to know that Allie's back. I have another thing of sunflower seeds. If you've been missing Fat Allie all these years, like we all have, she'll be back, baby, and she's doing her part.

Yeah, bring back Fat Allie. Dude, I needed to eat on the way home because it was nine hours in the car. It was one of those situations where people were getting out of their cars, running into bushes to pee. People were cutting each other off. I thought I was going to see my first stabbing, road rage stabbing. What was your longest complete standstill where no cars were moving? Like, was everything crawling always or were there just no cars moving at all? I did one of those things where there's a certain ETA, right, and you're on the main road.

And then there's a cutaway that you could save 10 minutes by going basically on a dirt road. It was an unpaved dirt road where it was like farmland. so me and like four other cars decided to make that choice and at first we're blowing past everyone we're going this is the best decision ever and i know that feeling so well where you go oh my god we are geniuses they're all just sitting there not moving quickly backfires though i don't know what stupid town in the eastern sierras decides to do all these road closures on labor day weekend but it was not moving we were blowing past everybody for the two and a half miles and then to get back on the freeway we had to cross over one you know one side of

freeway to get to the other and i think we didn't move for 45 minutes yeah that's about right and then you start going the whole time what a stupid idiot i am you kind of look at the freeway like i think that was the car i was behind before i did this oh we started looking at dirt patches going i think we could go across that to get onto the fruit people weren't breaking the laws so badly but we got there eventually and then i ate when i got home all right dino nuggets baby she's back she's growing by the moment enjoy her while you can and if you don't believe us you can watch us right now on youtube do not adjust your monitor that is what's actually happening right now before For your very eyes.

We'll take a quick break. We're back in a moment. We have ADD News to get to. And then we'll get into a brand new hour of the show, complete with a high-voltage food review. If you're a medical professional, we need to know before Allie does it, is this something that would be frowned upon

to let a pregnant woman be part of a high-voltage food review, even though she is trying the Cheez-It Cinnabon, which apparently smells great. I can smell it from the back office. If I can't be on the high-voltage food review part, could I please pay someone off to have their Cheez-It cinnamon roll? No, you'll have to watch us eat it, which is even funnier. No!

So we'll come back with that and more after this. Klein Alley Show. Klein Alley Show. Klein Alley Show. KROQ. KROQ. Hey, did you hear the good news? Football is back this week.

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was inspired, Allie, by shows that we did last week. I got this little song inspired from Thursday and Friday's show. Jake is a baby, back, baby, back, baby, back, bitch. Jake's a baby, back, bitch. Jake is a bitch. Beautiful song. Thank you, sir.

Glad we have inspired you to create original music. Good morning to Reese. You're on the phone right now at KROQ. Hi. Hi, good morning. I'm calling because I heard Allie talk about she was eating a sub sandwich

you have to be more specific she's eaten quite a few sub sandwiches she had one for breakfast you had one for breakfast this morning did you make it at home or did you like was it from a restaurant no yesterday I had a sub sandwich for breakfast and don't worry I asked them

to heat the meat okay because I recently had horrible horrible bacterial diarrhea infection from a sandwich spot that i know that you have eaten that so i just wanted to warn you it was awful awful stop describing you're making me more hungry this this was uh you you know this came from the meat you're convinced of it i'm convinced of it i had labs done and it was specific to turkey and chicken only and i don't have any of that in my house, so

please be careful. There was blood coming out of my aloe. You said turkey and chicken? Can you give us the full recipe? We're going to recreate this. Do you have pepperoncinis on it? You've got to eat pepperoncinis and pickles. Well, of course, of course. But please be careful, Ali. Don't eat that crap. Okay, thank you.

Heat your meat, is what I like to say. Heat the meat! Let's get into this, your news. Well, someone said I picked the wrong time to start eating breakfast today. You sure did. Every day is the wrong time, and now here's your news. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. Right when we start to forget about them, they come back into the spotlight.

We cannot go too long without talking about the Menendez brothers. A couple years back, they were resentenced to 50 years to life, which made them eligible for parole under California law. Their last parole hearing did not go their way. I was disappointed in that. I really thought they were going to be released. You got incarcerated. You had to sleep in your car for a week. I had to sleep in my car, yeah. After a day or two, I think you guys let me off the hook because it was really rough out there.

That was last year, which meant that their next parole hearing would not be until 2028. But they have just been granted an early parole hearing. Oh, you want a double or nothing? Which would put their next chance early next year, March 2027. I'll stick with my original side, which is they will not be granted early parole. Do you want to take it again? Do you want to bet on the Menendez brothers again? What are the stakes this time?

Same time. Do I have to give birth in my car? Yeah, everything in the car, one week. No, I'm not doing it again. You won't do it? Can I have time to think about it? Because the first time you were so confident and so convinced that they were going to get this early release. Yes, but that was when the other guy was the DA, and he was like, I think they're reformed.

I think they should get out. And then the new guy came in, and he hated them, and so he made sure that they stayed in prison. Whatever steaks you want, I'm in, and I believe them. I want all the steaks. I know you do. Steaks! Well, the steaks will be steaks. Will you buy me steaks?

I want more steaks. And the Menendez brothers, I have a feeling, will be locked away for a long, long time. Well, when you think about it, they did murder their parents with shotguns. Yes. And then they went on a spending spree after. And I think they did feel sort of guilty because they were talking to their therapist about it. Right. And, you know, kind of processing how guilty they felt and things like that.

But over the years, their loved ones have said, hey, they're totally reformed. They're totally new people. We're proud of the men that they've become. They're both in their 50s now. But when you talk to them, they still focus more on the, you know, the fact that they're victims, the fact that they've been abused and they've had to endure all this horrible stuff. And that's why they did what they did. And they said they're like the D.A. and then they said there's not really a whole lot of remorse. It's more like, hey, this happened to me and it's sad.

If you're one of those people with a fear of needles, you probably get a lot of anxiety when you do things like get a vaccine or a simple blood test. But there may be an alternative for you coming soon. And this is something that, honestly, I would rather have a needle put in my arm than do. Dental floss may replace needles when it comes to vaccines. Most vaccines today still come the same way, a needle in the arm. But researchers at North Carolina State are testing a new approach that could one day change that. They should be able to just go and floss. Yes, floss.

The small space between the teeth and gums may be a perfect doorway for delivering medicine. that permeable tissue could allow vaccines to enter the body without a needle and trigger stronger protection where many viruses first attack, like the nose, mouth, and lungs. So if you think about it, when most of us floss, which is like once a year, even though we tell our dentists we do it every day. I got a dentist appointment at noon, so I got to floss right before I go. It's a dead giveaway because as soon as they put the floss in your teeth,

you start bleeding uncontrollably. And everyone has to act surprised. Right, so you think about the access to the blood and the bloodstream. is pretty easy to access, right? More than putting a needle in your arm. So it kind of makes sense that putting a vaccine in that floss would put it right into the bloodstream pretty easily. The gums are the window to the soul or something like that.

And I believe... I think the gums are the... Aren't they connected to the gut or the heart? There's some connection there. Because I know like with dogs, a lot of times dogs, bad gum health, that's game over for the dog. So I imagine it's similar for humans.

It's got to be. It's got to be, right? And then finally, I know that it feels we live in a divided country, but every once in a while the people come together for something that truly matters. And in this case, it was to duct tape an annoying passenger on an airplane to his chair. It was a beautiful moment. It was an American Airlines flight that was going from Dallas to Newark. Already you're going from Dallas to Newark.

Not a great situation. But there was a guy in his 60s named Arthur. He started going into a violent meltdown. He said, we're all going to die. This plane is going to crash. And a few passengers, including this one guy who owns a gun shop in New Jersey, he said, I don't love to fly. And this guy is looking at me and telling me all these horrible things. So I said, you're going to meet a couple of new friends when we land.

And he started subduing him. Then the flight attendant handed him some duct tape, some zip ties. They were able to get this guy totally attached to his chair, which I'm amazed that after the past few years, because, you know, airline passenger behavior has gotten a lot worse over the past few years that we've had no other solution than duct tape. When you have the greatest solution on the planet for solving all problems, I mean, we've seen them duct taping the wings on the planes. Remember those videos? So duct tape is used to keep the planes together, keep the passengers together. Our luggage together.

That's it. One roll of duct tape is enough to pretty much solve every problem you could encounter. Yeah, airline etiquette. It's getting worse. That's what about half of people say in a new survey. The biggest annoyance for airline passengers, can you guess? Loud conversations and people watching movies or listening to music without headphones. I don't like you.

Is that even possible? People watch TV on their phones on the plane without headphones. Are you serious? Imagine being on a flight between those two people. And the most annoying are us. They'll duck at their mouths. All right, we get into a brand new hour of the show right now with a big announcement. If you'd like to get together and hang out and do some drinking or not, the choice is yours.

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