Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- ADD News, Hall Passes and MORE

Episode Date: August 31, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you gotta go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey, what's going on, Klein and Alley?

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to Dollywood. Are you ready? I love Klein and Alley, you little bitch. Klein and Alley, it's just okay. Just don't let Frank's body eat you, lads. Good morning, everybody. Hey, what up, Klein and Alley? Whoa, sweet divot steak, did you see that?

Meet the Klein Alley Show. Let's get the show started. The show started. The show started. We are live in Los Angeles. Three, two, one. And here we go. Sometimes I need a good reason to get out of bed.

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Oh. It's Klein Alisha. Low 6.7. KROQFM in HD Pasadena. Los Angeles. Orange County. The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles. This is the world famous KROQ. Hell yeah, welcome to a brand new week and the final, final day of a month. A month known as August, then tomorrow it's September, and then pretty much it's New Year's Eve.

So let's go ahead and be the first to wish you a happy 2027 as we are just fast forward now through the end of the year. I know. We're now in sun part of Jason. That's right. We've made it all the way to the sun part. The sun of Jason, we salute you. We've got lots to get to this morning on the show, and I know that probably you're listening for one reason, one reason only. Hey, I really want to win the biggest slightly stupid.

Woo! That is happening on Thursday this week. It's our endless summer kegger as we take the show and a lot of other things. I was just looking over the list of things we have in store. Most of our wish list is actually coming together, which is so rare. Things that we thought would be fun for us to do with you guys. And it's actually going to happen. And we're excited to bring this thing down to Newport Beach for a change.

All of our OC listeners claim we haven't done enough stuff over there. And even people that live near the station here are like, hey, let's go ahead and take a trip to the beach. There are so many things that we're used to getting shot down. So when we suggested something like a dunk tank for Jake. Yeah, it's a bathed Jake tank. We just mentioned it, and we're like, that'll never happen. And they're like, hey, guys, we got a dunk tank. And we're like, yeah!

So it's exciting, an opportunity to bathe the nerd. That'll be very exciting. I don't need a bath. And so a bunch of other things will be happening there as well. We don't want to give too much away. But I know that today, throughout the show, when you hear this mating call, it is the official mating call of our endless summer kegger, and you must call us immediately to claim your spot.

So once again, you'll have opportunities to win throughout the show, but you'll be listening to this and for this later on in the show today. Kegs. It's Vanessa yelling kegs. And that took a lot of work. Omar spent most of his weekend putting that together. Yeah, it was crazy. And you can hardly hear the edit,

but the good news is when you hear Vanessa yell kegs. Kegs. Which will happen during the, that's her going through puberty and yelling kegs at the same time. And when that happens, this is the last freebie I give you. But then later on, listen for it. It could happen when you least expect it. Kegs.

Kegs. We will see you at the Endless Summer Kegger. And that will be happening multiple times, at least once an hour, all show long. So lots of chances for you to win your way in to that. Also, if you're currently sitting on a standby boarding list and you've already won tickets to see Weezer, you have to pick up this phone less than an hour from right now and give someone a call and let them know that they will be packing their bags, going to Boston to see Weezer again and getting that autographed guitar.

So we have that to get to as well. And multiple festivals taking place. Ohana Fest, Ocean Way Festival. Pretty much we have tickets for both of them starting at 9 a.m. There's a show quiz happening. If you want to just win your way into everything, I recommend you listen closely

because everything that we say on the show starting now could be answers to questions that will give you ultimate access to your choice of a fun, festive day. So that's all coming up later this morning right here on the world famous KROQ. Good morning. Lots of winning happening all morning long, but it all starts with Ali's money.

And if you'd like to claim it, you can go ahead and give us a call now at 800-520-1067. We have some questions about things happening in the news. And not all news is bad news. That's 85% of it, but every once in a while there's good news or Krispy Kreme news, and we'll bring that into the fold as well so you have a chance to win some of Ali's money and learn a thing or two about what's happening in the world. And then there are people that are just letting us know that we're in trouble again. Hey, so you guys did it again.

You got blocked from YouTube. What? We did? I don't know what we did this time. There's a few times our live stream has been blocked or shut down for different things. Did Megan Holiday break the live stream? I think that's what it was. She was just too...

She was too hot. Too captivating. No, I think it's usually something we violate, some sort of rule. I don't think any of us read the fine print. We just checked a bunch of boxes. So as a result, there are times when the YouTube goes down. A lot of times it's just because this place is too cheap to buy us proper cameras. But the other reason sometimes has to do with, you know, if there's a band in here performing live,

we don't have the license to play their music. Yeah, I know we get kicked off or, quote, demonetized often, and Ginger Justin just has to decide, is it worth it? And usually he thinks it is. Yeah, he goes, just so you know, today we didn't make any money on the YouTube. I hope it was worth it when you played that clip of, insert some song here. And we're like, worth it. We played that Dolly Parton clip.

Well, there goes our money for today. I'm like, how much did we lose? It's like $28. I'm like, all right, well, whatever. I don't watch your show in the morning because I actually work, and I've been listening to you guys for almost two years. To be exact. And I live in Orange County, and I really, really, really, really, really want to go to your kegger in Newport Beach.

I'm about 15 minutes away from Newport Beach. Well, we told you what to do. Listen for Vanessa, you'll know. Okay. I know you guys only give out tickets to people that could call in and win, but would you make an exception if I let you call my boss and you can call in sick for me? Anyway, I'm missing the show today because, again, you guys got kicked off of YouTube. I don't know what you did, but...

Justin says we're back on YouTube. I don't know what we did either, but apparently we're back up and streaming live there. And maybe we will call your boss and try to get you in. But, yeah, if you need to come up with an excuse to hang out with us on Thursday at the Endless Summer Keg or start doing that slow cough today... We are great with bosses in general. Yeah, bosses love us. Yeah, we really know how to sweet-talk them.

If you want Allie's money, call now. No excuse needed. She will pay the people after this quick break. And then listen closely because we have tickets for you to win your way into this coming up all week long. Beating Allie is fun. Beating Allie is contagious. And you have an opportunity every morning to beat Allie. And all you have to do is know more about the news that she does.

And she rewards you by giving you some of her own money. And perhaps you're listening this morning because you want to find out if you're going to officially fly over to Boston and see Weezer. Or you want to win your way into all these festivals happening in Southern California. Or you just want to go to the endless summer kegger. But it all starts with an easy $100 of Allie's cash. Yeah, maybe you don't love us for us. You love us for the prizes and the riches and the tickets and the money. That's okay.

We've accepted that, and we understand that we're just here to kill time four hours plus every morning and give you as much stuff as we can give you because as much as we'd like to use it ourselves, we can't. Although Jake has found a way. And I think that we can all say this is without a doubt true. If the opportunity were given to us, you guys have this prize, and you can either have it or give it away on the air. I think all of us would say give it away on the air, except Jake, who would say I'll eat it. Right, Jake? It depends on the prize, but most likely, yeah.

Yes, Jake would always consider himself first above you, the person who has decided to give us some of your valuable time this morning. Even things that we've ordered that are for ourselves that come to the studio, he helps himself before we even get to them. I know, and people say, hey, did you ever get that thing we sent? We go, no. I go, but I did see Jake eating that the last week. That was for you guys. Sucks to suck. Sucks to suck.

Let's say good morning to Tony and Fontana. Tony, good morning, and welcome to your KROQ for a chance to win Allie's money. Hi. No way. Right on, guys. Hey, good morning. Let's do this. Good morning.

I like the energy. All you have to do is have some correct answers, and you'll be $100 richer. Allie will leave the KROQ studio. All right. As soon as she's out of here, your round will officially begin. Once again, these are five questions. No cheating. And here we go.

Allie knows the news. A woman stole and crashed what? outside of a Good Charlotte slash Avenged Sevenfold concert that took place over the weekend. What did she steal and then immediately crash? I think it was like an e-bike. An e-bike, all right. When in doubt, it's hard to get an Uber outside of a concert,

so she's got to steal and go. We will give you the answers in a moment. We go to question number two right now. Spider-Man doesn't seem to be going anywhere as it is now closing in on $891 million just in its national box office draw. How much did it pull in this past weekend still? I want to say it was $22.2 million.

Wow. Damn, this guy's smart on the number. We got a question number three. This K-Rock band has now officially released their cover of the Ramones' I Want to Be Sedated. After playing it at shows for years, has now officially released it. Which band?

I'm not an Irish in the band, but I know with Tim Armstrong, Travis Barker, and Billy Joel. There was a big Ramones tribute show that took place over the weekend. Maybe that helps you, but I will give you the answer in a moment. We go to question number four right now. Question four. This brand is now following in our footsteps and getting into the bib game. That's right.

bibs for adults are taking off and they are now selling a $57 bib designed to protect specifically brides from getting any food on their wedding dress. Which brand is now selling a $57 bib?

Oh, man. That's crazy. Let's go. I want to say Versace. Versace. Versace? I can't. I think you're saying that. Hey, you don't have to say it to wear it, right?

Versace. All right, Versace. All right, I'm going to say that would be a bargain if Versace were selling a $57 bib. We go to question number five. A couple in South Bay is making the news for giving birth to what, which apparently is very rare. What did they give birth to that is pretty rare?

Repeat the question one more time. A couple in South Bay is making the news for giving birth to what, which is apparently very rare. Give birth to what? Is it a person? A person would be pretty rare, I guess. You want to guess a person? I don't.

I mean, gave birth to, I want to say, a snake. A snake. That would be even rarer. A couple gave birth to a snake. All right. That woman would have a lot of explaining to do. All right. We bring Allie in.

We'll score it together. Let's see how you did. You started strong, Tony, and then it all fell apart, but it doesn't matter. You may have gotten enough to take Allie's money, and we were always rooting for the player over Allie. Here we go. Question number one, Allie. Yes.

A woman stole and immediately crashed what outside of a Good Charlotte Avenged Sevenfold concert over the weekend? A tour van? Oh, a tour van. Good guess. Walked outside the venue. Usually, if you go outside of any concert, there are certain vehicles that you can expect that you will see. Oh, is it one of those little tuk-tuks? Those little bike things?

That's a good guess as well. He said an e-bike. She hopped into an unsupervised ambulance because she couldn't get herself a ride. Started driving the ambulance. realized it was harder to drive than she thought and immediately crashed it. Is it that hard to drive an ambulance? Apparently. It just looks like a regular van.

Well, that is a wrong answer. Both of you start out with a goose egg as we go to question number two right now. Question two. Spider-Man's not going anywhere. It is closing in on $891 million just in the national box office. Forget about globally where it's north of a couple bill. But how much did it make this past weekend still? It's been out for over a month.

Yeah, I think it's 25. I think it was 22 million. Is that the number you're going to give? I think so. I'm going to tell you, and this is so rare that this happens, because you are right. But I'll tell you who's even righter. Tony, who said 22.2 million, which is the exact number. What?

$22.2 million is what it brought in this weekend, which means Tony gets the point over Allie. What? Because he got the .2? A $200,000 difference. A big difference right there. Congratulations, Tony, on the board. early, 1-0 as we go to question number three. This K-Rock band

has now officially released their cover of the Ramones' I Wanna Be Sedated. They're playing it at shows for years. Is it The Offspring? Now, Tony made an interesting point. There was this big Ramones tribute that happened over the weekend. A lot of different artists joining forces playing Ramones songs.

There's Travis Barker on the drums. You saw Billy Joe from Green Day. But the correct answer is The Offspring. Officially releasing that now. Take that point, too. As a song, and of course, as you learned, a lot of people that did not even realize Ramones were a thing because, you know, they've been born in the last 20 years, will probably think that it's an offspring song. And then we'll realize only after the fact that it was a Ramones classic. We go to question number three, four. Ali has tied it up now.

One, one. Two questions left. It's getting very exciting now. I don't want to say we're trendsetters here at KROQ, but another brand is getting into the adult bib game. Stop it. Oh, yes. and they are charging $57 for a bib specifically designed to keep brides

from getting any food on their wedding dresses. God, I don't know anything about clothing brands. I think Balenciaga is the one that does, like, all the weird stuff. Like, I think they had grass sandals that they just came out with, so I'm going to go with that. Okay, he said Versace.

Oh, that's a great brand as well. The correct answer, you guys are thinking too fancy. Fancy brand. $57 is the price they're charging. It's Heinz. Oh, Heinz. Heinz 57 Ketchup is deciding that too many brides are getting ketchup on their wedding dresses. And they want to put a stop to it.

Brides are eating on their wedding day. Well, they're not eating. And they're definitely not getting ketchup. No. Because I do feel like brides are definitely like, just give me any food that is not going to stain what I'm wearing right now. Of course. But I don't want to say that we should get credit for this. But, Allie, when we mentioned the burger bib, which you can see hanging up in our studio.

There's a video of it on our Instagram. You guys all laughed and said adults aren't going to walk around wearing bibs. Where is our bib? But it's hanging up in the office. But the point is now, they decided, and someone at Heinz must be listening and said, this is a great idea. Someone at Heinz listened to the show and said, make it happen. Final question, and it all comes down to this because it's all tied up. I can't believe it's coming down to this now.

A couple in South Bay is making the news because they gave birth to what? Which apparently is pretty rare. Pretty rare. Let's go with conjoined. Conjoined. He said snake. Cool. That would be such an easy birth.

The correct answer is natural triplets, which doesn't happen very often at all. Oh, so not IVF or anything? No IVF, just a natural sperm splitting two times or egg splitting. I'm not sure how it works. Natural triplets is incredible. At the end of it all, what a boring, boring 1-1 tie. That is sad. Let's do a tiebreaker.

It's like a soccer game. All right, tiebreaker question. You guys want a tiebreaker? Here's your tiebreaker question. um how many hours did Klein sleep last night Allie go ahead four Tony I'm gonna say four and a half five hours was the number congratulations Tony you win hold on I know it's real thinking right now did Allie have her one night stand with a celebrity over the weekend because it was her hall pass that she was able to take full advantage of while her wife

was out of town and what's interesting and ironic about this whole thing is that you had the hall pass granted to you by your wife but the deal was it had to be someone that was an a b or c list celebrity we spent a lot of last week trying to find famous people the closest we came was someone that was a stunt double for dewey on malcolm in the middle that didn't pan out then you were gonna try we had a lot of people that rejected a lot of celebrities who called in and said they weren't interested in sleeping with you and that was cool that we had so many a-listers calling to say that. Thank you, everyone,

for showing up for that. There's a lot of people. It's crazy. Who knew it's so easy to book guests on the show, Vanessa? We just have to ask them if they would want to sleep with Ali. We should give them

I've never been intimate with Ali shirts. We have a spinoff of the Jake one. It's so popular. We give them to every A-lister. Any celebrity that comes in here gets an I've never been intimate

with Ali shirt, which is great. The irony of the whole situation is that I told you in a confidential conversation off the air on Thursday because I was off on Friday and I said,

I'm going to this place and I just found out a moment ago that Sydney Sweeney is going to be at the place that I'm going to. I didn't know this. I didn't know anything about the place. It was just something through my wife and one of her friends slash clients that basically set it up.

I wasn't even sure where I was going. And, in fact, I got the state wrong multiple times. Didn't even know where I was. And I said to you, but I don't know what the deal is. So I said, how funny would it be if I end up running into my fantasy hall pass and you are sitting at home by yourself on Friday? Wouldn't that be ironic? Yeah, so did it happen?

No, it didn't happen, and it wouldn't have happened if I ran into her anyway. Apparently, I missed her by like 24 hours. I guess word got out I was showing up. By the way, even if you had run into her, that would have never happened. Why do you say that? Because your wife would never allow that. I said to her, I said, hey, word is Sidney Sweeney may be there, and she's like, yeah, I know. She was posting footage of it or whatever.

I said, so just so you know. She's like, I bet you she's not even that good looking in person. And I was like, okay, I'll take that bet. Yeah, aren't we all? Yeah, you're going to play that card? I'm sure she's even hotter in person. Yeah, I know. I said, at least on screen, I can go like, well, maybe it's hours of makeup.

No, people like that, when you see them in the wild, you're like, whoa, what is happening? Like, they seem like another species. But it was funny because I said, you know, all of a sudden I start getting DMs from, I guess, listeners. And they start saying, hey, say hi to Sydney Sweeney for me. I go, how does everyone know that I'm trying to track down Sydney Sweeney? And apparently, what, you said something about it on the show on Friday. I said that you were out of town. I can't remember where you were going and that you didn't remember either.

It was one of the I states. Yeah, flyover states. And then I said, but he said the rumor was that Sidney Sweeney was there. And I said, wouldn't that be crazy if he was actually across the pool making weird murder eyes at Sidney Sweeney? And that's what I said. And I did tell Allie my plan was to buy a snorkel if that were the case. So I could be one of those guys in the pool with a snorkel.

You're in like a cabana uniform. Lucky for me, it never ended up happening. And I also kept thinking I was in Iowa, but I was not in Iowa. I was in Idaho. I didn't remember this being a, quote, confidential conversation. Seems a ridiculous thing to keep confidential. Well, because I was told. Especially because you were going to probably talk about it anyway.

I wasn't really going to talk. I mean, not much happened. I played golf, which is boring. Most people don't want to hear it. It's like hearing about someone's dreams. No one wants to hear, you know, no one cares about your fantasy football team that you drafted. Really, they don't. No one cares about it.

Oh, I almost drafted him, and I didn't. Okay, no one cares. No one cares I had a dream last night, blah, blah, blah. No one cares I played golf. Oh, how'd you shoot? I missed a putt, whatever. People go, all right, if you're not there, it's not a part of it, it doesn't matter. But the place I went to, which was set up through my wife and someone she works for

and basically someone who's got a lot of bread, had access to this place. And apparently, famous people, when they don't want to be in L.A. and harassed by people like Allie trying to sleep with them, they like to escape to the mountains so that they can basically be left alone. Right, and this is like a well-kept secret among celebrities? Apparently, it's a well, I don't think it was just celebrities, but there were, as I was walking around, I realized pretty quickly, oh, man, if Ali were here right now, she would. She would have no chance with any of these people. She would definitely be having a gangbang this evening because there were so many people that would have hit your criteria for A-listers.

Yeah, but none of them would sleep with me. Just because they're there doesn't mean that there's any chance. I think because your story was such a real story of like, look, I have a baby growing inside of me. I have a window of one weekend. My wife's out of town. She's giving me full permission. The problem is most of the celebrities I saw, most of the people that I saw were men. And I forgot that men got cut off your list.

Yeah, and that was a last minute text where Katie said men are out. And then she seemed to be jealous because as she was leaving, because she was out of town for the weekend, she said, if you end up sleeping with that model, don't forget to dye your roots first. And I was like, ew. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Well, that female model that you thought you had a chance with? Yeah, which I didn't hear back about that.

She threw in one dig and said, if you sleep with that model, make sure to dye your roots first? Oh, that's so catty. And then she was texting me going, I'm at this bar with all these really hot lesbians. She ended up being around a bunch of really hot women and going, maybe I should do something if you're doing something. I was like, I'm doing nothing. She Jedi mind tricked you bad.

Yeah, that's so Katie. That's so Katie. Good for her. She pulled out the Jedi. So she now thought because you were given this hall pass. She was opening the theoretical floodgates for herself. Right. And she ends up at a bar full of lesbians and you're sitting-

Which of course, you're in San Francisco. Every bar is full of lesbians. That's not saying much. And you're sitting on the couch by yourself at home? Yeah, on a couch that I was constructing because I was building a couch all weekend. That's right. So I was too tired to do anything. So you had your one weekend to have at it and nothing.

No, and then I was saying to myself, okay, obviously it's Saturday night. This is not happening. So now I'm supposed to do the robot. That was the next thing was, okay, if I can't do a real person, I'm going to have a one-night stand with AI. Yes. And I opened up Grok and I was like. Did you get the same one I have, Aura, Aria? I don't know.

I didn't even get that far I opened Grok and I did not even know what to type and I said this is weird and it feels shady and it feels gross

and kind of pathetic I'm Grok built by SpaceX AI no no but what's your like girl name I don't have one just Grok

oh I must have not paid for the plan that remembers stuff did Allie try to sleep with you this weekend oh don't kill yourself robot no i didn't try anything with me this week no i didn't i'm an ai no body no weekend plans nothing like that i don't keep memories between chats either oh nice so even if something happened before i wouldn't have it that's why she's the best because she's

no strings attached loose lips but also not loose lips yeah i chickened out i couldn't do it so you did so you did nothing no i just went to my regularly scheduled videos straight guy having sex with man for the first time what a letdown yeah i just i don't know it felt weird i didn't want to do it it just felt gross and it felt kind of sad and i just felt dirty about it so i was like i don't want to do it so who's more who's more pathetic ali doing that on the couch or me walking around everywhere following everyone i saw that had blonde hair going are you city sweet no you're not okay i'm gonna move on which one was more pervy i don't know who was who was a bigger perv this weekend did your wife know that you were in the middle of that search uh she knew

because she kept saying, like... So was she on high alert all weekend going... She was on high alert, but she's much better. I'm not good at spotting... I'm terrible at spotting famous people. I don't really care, but she will know. She'll be like, you know who that is? I'm like, no.

No, you care. You go up to people that... Like Adam Sandler and his celebrities that you do see. Well, Sandler, but she forced me to go up to Sandler. And you think it's cool that Dax Shepard took your... I don't think it's cool. It wasn't Dax Shepard. Oh, it was Dax Shepard.

Yeah, I don't think it's cool he took my queso fundito. I hate him for that. He's on my enemy list. If I ever see that guy. If he was there, I would have killed him. I'm going to tell him. Hey, Naomi from Burbank, why are you calling? Yay for the summer kegger.

Ah, you did hear us play the sweet sounds of Vanessa saying. Kegs. And as a result, you are joining us this Thursday. Nothing like the last possible second to win your way in. So hold on one second. We will see you Thursday. All right? Awesome.

Thank you. When you hear that again today, and you will hear that again today, call us and claim yourself tickets to the endless summer kegger. Someone on the text line says that hearing kegs is killing me right now. A plus Omar, MVP Employee of the Month for life. We've got to take a quick break. We're back in a moment. When we return, we've got this trip to give away.

If you're currently sitting on a standby boarding list to see Weezer in Boston, we will give that trip away officially in moments. We have ADD news to get to and then a brand-new hour of the show. A lot of people doing their fantasy football drafts today, but like we just chatted about, no one cares. So we will be drafting what we believe to be the fantasy funny team, the funniest people and things on the planet. Do they stack up?

We'll find out after this on KROQ. Find out what's happening in the world with the ADD News. Then a brand new hour of the show will begin. The first thing we do is call someone. So answer blocked, unknown, or possible spam numbers. Could be us calling to deliver the good news that you're part of KROQ's Road Trip USA. And you'll be seeing Weezer in Boston. Plus getting that autographed guitar that you can go ahead and hold over your friend's heads forever.

And brag to them that you have a guitar signed by the guys of Weezer. I don't know if all of them signed it. Just Rivers. Or maybe just the guy whose wife shot someone. Oh, yeah. Regardless, we will get you a nice guitar signed by the band as well, and that's coming up in about five minutes. Do you think he signs it like that?

It's actually here in the building. Do you guys want it? The guitar's here? Yeah, it's in the promo office over here. You said it was locked up. I'd love to see it. Yeah, but now he's here today. Oh, okay.

Bring that over here. I'd love to see it. We're giving it away. I'd love to bask in the glory of the signed guitar for just a mere moment before we immediately have to give it to someone else. Let's ruin it by signing over their signatures. Your news now, and then that giveaway after this. Grab your Adderall.

It's time for ADD News. This season for the Rams should be interesting. He is back. Aaron Donald is coming out of retirement or, quote, pausing retirement. What a strange way to say it. Such a ridiculous. The whole retirement on retirement thing is getting so frustrating. But anyway, he's joining the Rams.

It was a rumor that was circling around. Then it kind of seemed like it wasn't going to happen because, you know, we're only a week away from the start of the season. He was doing workouts and things like that. But there was no confirmation, no confirmation. Will he join Miles Garrett and create one of the best defensive lines in the NFL? And then it was finally confirmed yesterday. And he said one of the holdups was that he wanted to make sure it was cool with his wife first because he's a family man.

But the Aaron Donald workouts have become viral challenges. I don't know if you've seen the water jug workout. The one I do in my kitchen? It is not the one that you do in your kitchen, which is holding two water jugs and just doing lunges across the room. I'd like to see you try this one. Yep. So you take one of those five-gallon water jugs. Is it five gallons?

Whatever, that standard size. You take it, you flip it over, and you hold it while the water drains. Oh, my God. And you have to hold it out. You can't hold it close to your body. It's impossible. You have to hold it out. The video of him doing it, I mean, it's like moving around because the water's draining and he's balancing himself.

So he has to use all of his core strength, all of his, of course, chest and bicep strength to hold it outward. And now all these people are trying to complete this. Every ounce of my strength and energy to even change the water. I sometimes will just leave it. When I have no water, I go, oh, someone else can do that. It's always a close call. You're like, oh, my God, it was going to spill everywhere. Yeah, I'm really not good at that move as is.

So the fact that I'm holding it with one hand or two hands? So he picks it up with two, and then he flips it over, and he's holding it with just one hand at the base of it. My arm would snap off. I mean, good for him, but that's why he's one of the greats. Well, I've seen some of the videos of people trying it, and some of them can kind of do it, but they're holding it close to their chest. You have to hold it out, and you can kind of see him wiggling his arm a little bit.

I don't know if we could do that as an entire show. Let's try it. It also seems like such a weird waste of water. Yeah. That's a good point. Like, if you have so many different workouts you can do, why, Aaron Donald, is this the one you're doing? Do it over like a pot of plant. He was doing it over his hot tub.

Oh, all right. So there you go. Sounds pretty nice. Well, I'm glad he's back. He sent a pretty funny, I think it went pretty viral, but he sent basically a fax or whatever, a letter over to Goodell just to say, I'm back. Yeah. Which is great.

He's universally loved by the league. He's a player that's probably loved by everyone unless you have to play against him. I can't believe Roger Goodell got it if it was a pass. Great Ram, too, in general. By the way, Rams were already, I think, favorites to win the Super Bowl this year. I would imagine that they will be even more favorites now. And he's already got a ring. It's the most highly anticipated bathroom of the year,

and it is finally open for ones and twos. The $1 million Runyon Canyon bathroom. New details on Runyon Canyon's public restrooms. The fence has been removed, and the new bathroom is now open. Jake, you've got to go christen that thing right now. I know, you do. You've got to go.

You've got to stop by today and give that thing a proper christening. I'm telling you, it is hours before this thing permanently smells like pee and becomes completely disgusting beyond all repair. Well, London Canyon already does permanently smell like pee as a canyon. The bathroom is the only place you can probably go into and get some fresh air. Right now, it's the only place that doesn't smell like pee in the whole two-mile radius. It will be disgusting. I mean, let's put a brand-new bathroom to disgusting.

Are we looking at 24 hours? Do you give it over or under 24 hours? I'll give it five minutes. As soon as Jake's there, I guess it's done. Jake, get over there. Jake, you've got to get to this new bathroom. I know everyone's talking about how much money it costs, how ridiculous it is. And then it was ready for, like, it was ready months ago, but then the fencing was still around it, and they never opened it.

And then everyone was wondering what was taking so long, so they finally removed the fencing, and it's finally open. But I think, just like the 6th Street Bridge, something that L.A. works hard on, everyone wants to destroy. Yeah. You know, as soon as the 6th Street Bridge opened, everyone was like, let's steal all the copper wire. Let's put graffiti all over it. Everyone wants to mess up something. When my wife used to drag me up there when we were dating, the one hope I ever had is that if she had to go to the bathroom, we'd have to leave. And then we'd have to keep doing that hike.

Now I've lost that. That was a great thing for someone, a guy that was like, all right, well, eventually she's going to break. That bladder's going to have to, you know, she's a woman. She's got to go to the bathroom a lot. Well, I'm sure most women, like what I would do, is just go over into a bush. No, no. I'm not going to stop your hike and go, I have to go home. But I would imagine that community one will be pretty gross pretty quickly.

I'm sure the dogs will use it, too. Yeah, oh yeah, why not? Coyotes, everyone's going to use that bathroom. Well, congratulations. And this is devastating news for me, since I do this regularly, but I'm not alone. Cutting the mold off of your food does not make it safe, according to a new study. Almost a third of people do cut mold off of like fruits and vegetables mainly. And then they just proceed to eat the rest of the strawberry.

What percentage would you, if it's over 50% mold, would you chuck it? Yeah, 50% of what food? Why are you thinking about that? Why are you even putting a thought into that? Well, for example, if I have a big, nice, juicy apple, for example, one of those Cosmic Crisp ones. Apples don't mold forever. Sometimes they get that little dark spot and then it proceeds to grow. So even if it was almost halfway through, I think I would just cut it off,

and if the rest looked okay, I would eat it. But they said that that's not good, and even though fruit is expensive and all this stuff people don't want to waste food, the toxins can spread invisibly through the food. So even if you can see the mold and cut it off, there's still more mold on the other pieces. You just can't see it. Let's say you have, like, loaf of bread.

Half the slice is covered in mold. Half look good. Still eatable? Yeah, I actually did that the other day. because I got Trader Joe's bread, big mistake. Molds after like 24 hours, but half of it, and I'm talking about half the piece of bread, was basically all the crust was moldy,

but the inside was pretty good, so I made a PB and J. For yourself or your kid? Both. Oh my God. He's good, it builds immunity. Terrible person. Yeah, that's how they make insulin, right? We get into a brand new hour of the show right now,

and wouldn't you look at what Johnny's bringing into the studio? Look at this thing, it's a beaut. This is what we're about to give away right now.