Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- ADD News, Klein's Ice Cream Cake and MORE

Episode Date: August 20, 2026

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Are you ready? I love Klein Alley, you little bitch. Klein Alley, it's just okay. Just don't let things bother you too much. Good morning, everybody. Hey, what up, Klein Alley? Whoa, sweet divot steak, did you see that? Viva Klein Alley Show.

Let's get this show started. The show started. The show started. We are live in Los Angeles. Three, two, one. And here we go. It's Klein Alley Show. Low 6.7.

KROQFM in HD Pasadena. Los Angeles. Orange County. The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles. This is the world famous KROQ. Hell yeah. Welcome to your Thursday. Welcome to your pre-quad.

Welcome to your BF Thursday. Breakfast for dinner if you're nasty. I'm Klein. There's Alley. Morning. That is DJ Omar Khan right there. Hey, hey. Jake Znerd.

What's up? Postmaster Johnny and Vanessa taking them calls. 800-520-1067. Big show in store for you today. Let's start with what you could actually win from us because that's why you're probably really here. Tickets, tickets, tickets, just like heaven. In fact, we got passes, so you can go there this weekend. Brookside Rose Bowl, those will be coming up in a few hours.

Passes or tickets, man? You're confusing me. Well, I don't know why Johnny came in and demanded that I call them passes, not tickets. Because if you check the email liners that we got from Ricky Ticky, it says, please strictly call them passes in the email. So I said, all right, passes. And once again, this is like people here making work for no reason. The amount of busy work that gets done behind the scenes here that is so unnecessary. Emails calling them passes, not tickets. Aren't they all the same thing?

They are the same thing. That's what I thought, too. But in the email, I guess. Are they backstage? I mean, because if they're not backstage or VIP, then they're misleading. Maybe that's why they're called passes. I would be upset if I was like, I think I won VIP passes. Oh, why?

Because they called them passes on the air. Oh, you mean tickets? That's right. No, it's just a pass. Just, yeah. I mean, are there parking passes included? I don't know. I have to buy parking passes.

By the way, Johnny, I know you think I play by the same rules you play by when you are a DJ on K-Rock. Johnny will always come in here and be like, yeah, Klein, your levels are a little hot. He did say that. I don't read. Well, you did. You left the bar like really. I don't look at that stuff. I don't read whatever you're talking about now.

The liner book or whatever? I've never looked at it one time. I don't even know what email you're talking about. I've never opened it ever. All right. I mean, I just read my email because it got sent to me and it said liners. You're right because you have different rules. Allie, do you know what he's talking about?

Have you ever looked at it? I don't know any of this. Right. It's okay. I know what it's talking about. I read the emails for you and it is passes. That's why I changed it in the rundown. Look at the passes.

Well, whatever. You're going to win just like heaven. Time hasn't found a binder or looked at a sheet or done anything. I don't know what anyone's talking about here. Just say admission. Yeah. You can win admission. Yeah, you can win.

That's the most boring way to say it. Entrance. Entrance into Just Like Heaven. I don't know how that'll be. You can win access. So we got that to look forward to, regardless of exactly what you're getting. Who the hell knows at this point. We'll also get you access to our Summer of Tender at the Back Bay Amphitheater.

We got a lot of... In fact, today, Allie, I didn't realize this, because it's coming up on September 3rd, which feels like a while away, but it's really not. It's almost here. That's officially, I guess, the last day of summer before Labor Day weekend, you know? People are very excited about it. In fact, we have our own hype person who's getting people ready to go for the Endless Summer Kegger. Don't miss the Klein and Allie show, Endless Summer Kegger.

You'll have the best time with the best people. And remember, always tune in to Live with Klein and Allie. To Live with Klein and Allie. That's Boyce Joyce. She's excited about it. Everyone will be there. Hopefully, you'll be there as well. Lots of access coming up this hour and every hour this morning. Lots of access and passes. Passes.

You also have to remember that September 3rd is, I think, the deadline for our Funner Summer Challenge. That's right. So we have a few things we need to accomplish. Vanessa still has to go on a camping trip, and Jake still has to do drugs, and I still have to have a one-night stand. We start the show, though, with, I believe, what I would like to consider a positive message that is directed at someone on the show who is overcoming a handicap daily on the show and is able to do it because they are brave enough to share this with the masses. i want to give a shout out to omar for stuttering i too am a stutterer and my job involves public

speaking and i used to be really ashamed of my stutter until i realized omar is a rich douchebag of the show and he doesn't give a f if he stutters on live radio and my shout out means a lot because i used to really not like omar that all changed when he did the lie detector test and john grogan asked if he has sexual thoughts about vanessa and omar said well now i am and vanessa said ew And Omar said, that's the truth, baby. I don't know. That was really hot. So that's it for me.

So you turned her around. She used to hate you, but she's a fellow stutterer, although she didn't stutter in that message, which would have made it a lot better. So you never know when Omar stutters. Be caller 20 every time Omar stutters and get something from your friends at K-Rock. Probably a poncho. We'd run out of tickets. And passes. K-Rock.

If you don't care about tickets or passes, but you want some cold, hard cash, now would be a great time to call us. 800-520-1067. every morning around this time, a chance to take Allie's money and learn a thing or two about what's going on in the news. You can gamble on anything these days, particularly the news, and we proved that to you with some Allie Knows the News, although more and more people are convinced that this is one giant scam and it's completely rigged.

Okay, now I'm for sure convinced that Allie cheats on Allie Knows the News. How is it when she did so bad the other day on frickin' I think it was yesterday, on the dumb-off, does horribly, couldn't answer the easiest of questions but get the perfect score today on Allie knows the news. Come on. Either you guys just feel bad for her

or it's shenanigans. It's a bull. It's straight up BS. Anyways, we did it. Have a good one, y'all. How do you defend yourself with that, Allie? A terrible score in the dumb-off, so much so that you're going back to the finals

for the third year in a row of the dumb-off, but yet you got every question right and Allie knows the news. Completely different questions. The questions around the news are things that are just basic knowledge and looking at the news and remembering things. That I'm kind of good at sometimes.

But on decoding riddles and how many pairs of socks do you need to have a complete pair of socks in the dark crap, that's not my strength. This is where I feel like there are two different types of smart. There's book smart, street smart. Allie was probably always able in school to read a book, study, do well on a test. Yes, I tested really well. But couldn't steal a jar of salsa properly because she dropped it on the floor because she missed putting it in her purse.

So, like, that's one of those things where someone that was street smart would know you'd gerbil that jar of salsa right in your B and walk out. And those are the people that can answer the sock questions? Yeah, probably. They could because it's a different type of smarts. That's logic. And you are street dumb and book smart. There's a lot of simple logic things that I'm not great at. Not good at all.

In general. So we will go ahead and prove that this is not rigged, hopefully by paying the people on a thrifty Thursday. It's always fun to take Allie's money, especially on her cheapest day of the week. So if you want it, call now and claim it, 800-520-1067. Let's get a good contestant on the air and make Allie pay some people next on KROQ. Thank you, Goo Goo Dolls. KROQ, we are calling Allie's show every morning around this time, give you the chance to take some of Allie's money, learn a thing or two about the news.

Keep in mind, tomorrow will be a $500 Friday, so if $100 is not enough to motivate you to pick up the phone, call, and play Allie, then hopefully you're ready to call tomorrow morning where you have the chance to win $500 of Allie's money, and all you've got to do is study up on the news, constantly news breaking. There was some great breaking news last night that had me captivated. That may be a question that we get to in a moment.

Let's find out as we say good morning to your contestant, Allie, and there's people on the phone right now from Hollywood and Anaheim and Huntington Beach, Redondo Beach, the Deep Valley, the Shallow Valley. And we say hi to David in Garden Grove. Good morning, David in Garden Grove. Welcome to KROQ.

Good morning, guys. Allie is here and confident for now, but she will leave the KROQ studios and we will watch that confident leak out of her and you get to go ahead and answer first please answer these questions quickly confidently and accurately and if you don't have any problem taking money from a pregnant woman then your round officially begins right now valley knows the news footage has people outraged after they've witnessed a mailman in pasadena attacking what mailman was caught on camera attacking what in a pasadena neighborhood that would be a peacock peacock we go to question

number two. High-speed chase took place yesterday through the streets of Southern California, and it was the thing that the man was using that was being chased that I believe has gotten a lot of attention. What was he being chased in?

Chased in or chased or what was he riding? What was he riding? A dirt bike. Wow. Correcting the question and giving me the right answer. I love this guy. Question number three. Chipotle is going to be offering some sort of a BOGO situation,

August 20th, I believe that is today. But in order to get it, what do you have to do? Download the app. Usually the app is somehow involved. It's where they always get you. Oh, you want the guacamole? Where's the app? I got it. All right, that's a good answer. I'll write it down.

Find out if it's right in a moment. Question number four. Amazon accidentally started streaming what movie that was yet to be released in theaters. They did an oopsies and accidentally made it available for streaming before it was even released in theaters. Oh,

shoot. That would be, I want to say, I know Spider-Man's already out. I want to say what is it? Paw Patrol. Paw Patrol, the dinosaur one. Good guess. We go to final question. Question number five. This dead celebrity slash dead

comedian slash dead movie star has now had his Instagram account reactivated by his family as a way to combat all of the AI deepfakes of him that have been circulating. Hold on to the question again. Which dead celebrity, who's also a dead comedian, who's also a dead movie star, has had his Instagram account reactivated by his family?

Let's say Rodney Dangerfield. Rodney Dangerfield. No respect. Give that man some goddamn respect. All right, let's bring Allie in. We'll score together. You did decent, David. Let's see if you did decent enough to take Allie's money.

But you are definitely no dummy. And a lot of people accuse us of finding the dumbest possible people on the phones to play the game. So Allie doesn't have to pay the people. But that is just not the case. David does beat Allie. As I promised, I will be buying breakfast for Vanessa and Johnny. It's my inspiration so that they find better contestants for Allie Knows the News. No.

Oh, okay, got it. No, not Jake. We full-on ordered every, we all got breakfast except Jake. Yeah, everyone gets breakfast except Jake. Question number one, Allie. Here we go. Footage has people outraged after watching a mailman attack what in a Pasadena neighborhood? I think it was a peacock?

Why are you saying it like that? Peacock? Are you trying to make the impression? He's also said peacock. The correct answer is man attacked peacock. And I know, obviously, we're going to side with the peacock. But I think peacocks are annoying, though. I think peacocks are pretty aggressive.

They are. And I know that male carriers get attacked by lots of animals on a daily basis. So I don't know. I haven't seen the footage yet that everyone's talking about. I don't know if the peacock was just chilling and the guy went up and kicked it. But it appears that usually the peacocks will be the aggressor. Peacocks are dicks. This one is special because it's albino.

And he was chilling. The peacock was totally just chilling. All right. So it was an unprovoked attack. I mean, to really have an issue with Peacock. Why did he make about color? But maybe this guy, maybe this man, you don't know. Maybe his dad was taken out by a peacock 20 years earlier or something like that.

And that's the one. And that was like revenge. That's the one that took him out. Anyway, you both get the point. One, one after one. And we go to question number two right now. Congratulations on both of you getting on the board early. High Speed Chase made a lot of news yesterday.

It was what the guy that was being chased was on that was making a lot of the news. What was his motive transportation? Dirt bike. He said dirt bike as well. That is the correct answer. We got some audio of that, which we'll share later in the show. But it's just incredible. I mean, if you like a good chase, a guy on a dirt bike filling up.

Coordinated a gas drop. It was crazy. We'll get to that coming up later. But, you know, it's been a while since I think we've had a really good newsworthy chase. We've got a lot of chases, but some real good newsworthy one. That one was right up there. Question number three. Allie and this guy, David, are tied up 2-2.

We've got a question three. Chipotle is offering some sort of a BOGO situation, I believe, today. but what must you do if you want to take advantage of it? I think it's a student thing. It's a student thing. Explain that, please. You've got to be a student. You've got to be a student.

The correct answer, he guessed you have to download the app. Well, that's probably true also. Also probably true. But the correct answer is you're supposed to show up wearing some sort of school spirit. It's not just being a student. I assume anyone at any age can get the free buy one, get one. So if I just wear a shirt of any school? I think you have to.

Any color, really. I mean, you could argue right now your USC colors because you've got that maroon shirt on. I have to look at them and say, I'm USC, duh. Right. And then they'll just give me a logo? I guess that's the deal. So you're supposed to dress in school spirit. That's what they're saying.

I'm going to say no one gets the point on that one. And we move to question number four. Still tied up, by the way. Question four. Amazon accidentally started streaming what movie before it was even released in theaters? That was a big oopsies on their part. Oh, my gosh. God, what's coming out?

let's see they pulled it it's already been pulled so they released it before it was out in theaters yep and then they go

oopsies we got these dates wrong god is it the new He-Man movie oh no I wish it's the new

Jason Statham movie Mutiny oh Mutiny oh darn and no one realized it no one watched it so no one knew

and we go to question number five if I saw that on Amazon I'd be like oh okay still tied up as we go to this last question money is still on the line

for David This dead celebrity slash dead comedian slash dead movie star has had his Instagram account reactivated by his family as a way to fight back against the AI deep fakes. Robin Williams. He said Rodney Dangerfield. Allie says Robin Williams. One of you is right.

One of you will win this round of Allie Knows the News. And congratulations, sadly, to Allie. Correct answer is Robin Williams. Very arms and all. Say it. So say it, David. Say it. Hey, this is David.

I can't wait to see you guys at the kegger party. And Allie knows the news. We'll be giving away some tickets to that kegger party coming up this hour. Clam slam. Lawyers will not call it that, but we sure will. And we have those tickets coming up. After this Red Hot Chili Peppers song, Allie. Red Hot Chili Peppers us?

We have to get into something that has been plaguing society. It is a giant scam. And you have no idea how deep this goes. And we have evidence of it next on KRO. There's a huge issue affecting us all, and it may have not affected you yet, but it probably will if we don't solve this immediately. And this all came to our attention last week when we had the endless summer fun pool party at my place,

whatever the hell we called it. It was definitely summer. It was hot. It wasn't fun. It wasn't fun, and it wasn't summer, regardless. It was not endless. It was strict end time. Well, and I thought I would save the whole thing

by putting out a great ice cream cake to say happy birthday to Omar, even though he wasn't there. Got the ice cream cake. I was there in UPS spirit. You were there, played by a UPS man. It was great. And we brought out the ice cream cake to celebrate and cut into it, and there was no ice cream in the cake.

Everyone was collectively disappointed. Everyone thought that Klein is a big dummy and can't read and bought the wrong cake. You weren't even going to say anything. And then we all were like, hey, by the way, remember when you said it was an ice cream cake? I didn't realize all you guys were talking behind my back and saying, Klein really cheaped out on the ice cream cake. Little did I know that there is something happening at a local grocery store that is, This goes deep because I went back to the scene of the crime yesterday and I did an undercover investigation with video and audio and some interviews, which I'll play with you for you in a moment.

Well, you had to go in person because you got nowhere over the phone. Well, this was me on the phone trying to explain to them the situation. A refund I was hoping for is maybe some sort of a sticker so that future people don't accidentally buy the cake from the freezer thinking it will be an ice cream cake. I see. I see. Let me get you over to my supervisor because this is going to be something that the store needs to know. I can't be the first person that's called with this, right? I haven't run into this situation before. Thank you.

She didn't seem to care that much. She's pulling a you move where she's pretending to have a conversation with somebody else to get off the phone. And then she proceeded to put me on hold for 17 minutes only to then get the busy signal treatment. They did not get me to a manager. So you said, I need to do this in person. So I went over to the store yesterday. And let me just say it started out of the gate. it started a little weird because I was standing outside the store where people usually will wait

to get people to sign petitions. I wanted to let people know, just regular shoppers as to what was happening. Oh, did you have a clipboard? I didn't have a clipboard, but I did have- And then you're just another schmuck standing in front of a grocery store. Well, I felt bad because pretty quickly I had some competition with, there was a lot of people that were trying to just get in the store and there was like four different people that were all trying to get their attention to sign stuff. And I was there trying to let them know, hey, be careful if you buy an ice cream cake, it may not have ice cream in it. That's nice. You don't want them to sign anything. You I just want to warn them.

I was just warning, but then I met this woman who was out there trying to raise money. What are you trying to get people to sign? No, I'm raising donations to be able to afford my cosmetology school uniform so I can start a nice school. So she wanted money to raise money for her cosmetology school uniform. I mean, scam, right? Right. I'm here because they have ice cream cakes in there they're selling that don't even have ice cream in the cake. They keep them in the freezer so you think it's ice cream, and then you get home, you cut into it, it's just cake.

Isn't that crazy? So she obviously thought my cause was more important than her cause. I'm talking to you. So I go into the store. Do you think this is one of those situations where, you know, the hot dog cart people fight with the other hot dog cart people because this is their beat? You know, or like you were in somebody else's spot?

Like, no, I'm supposed to be scamming people for my cosmetology uniform. What are you doing here? Well, there was someone trying to sell candy for basketball jerseys. That's the old school one, right? Here's some, we're selling M&Ms, right, that they got inside. And then there's the sign that says, please don't panhandle or, you know, they don't want you outside. So this is technically not panhandling. Right.

It's selling something. Right. And I was just there to give free advice. That's it. Free advice. Ali, as I walked into the store. You're truly wasting everyone's time. This is the video I was showing because I found something else out that was fascinating when I got up to the freezer where I purchased the supposed ice cream cake from.

Regular cakes. Look at this. The freezer cake. Ice cream cake even more misleading ice cream cake says it on I didn't realize this at the time on the door of the freezer The one that you use. Oh, yes says ice cream cake. Whoa There's not one ice cream cake in that freezer, no way Check them all check them all these things in the ice cream cake section ice cream cake

marble inside. This is the one I got. Marble cake whipped ice. I know it's loud because that's the sound of the freezer. This is terrible. That's the freezer sound. It's showing how cold it is. These are not ice cream cakes. Is that crazy? I mean, if you look at the ice cream cake,

so you assume, I don't think there's an ice cream cake in here. That's my point. This is a crazy situation. Well, how do you know that they're not ice cream cakes? You had to eat them all. No, I didn't have to eat them all.

Yeah, you have to cut into them to really see. I started researching each cake in there, like really looking into it. And what do you do? What do you mean, what do I do? I looked at, I finally read the labels, and there was nothing in there. And it doesn't say anything about the ice cream. There's nothing about ice cream. They're in the ice cream cake freezer at the store.

It says, listen to what it says on top of the freezer. Ice cream cake, slice of life, happy desserts. I got news for you. Not happy desserts. This is the one. And you tell me that doesn't look like ice cream. Now I brought a man over. Are you talking to anybody?

I'm talking to myself. At this point. Are you a crazy man? Some people are just walking by you and talking to yourself at the grocery store. Look at this. Look at this, other you. Yeah, I was. So I started talking to myself, Allie.

And then I got an employee came over to check on the situation, as they should have. And I alerted him to something. And I'll tell you right now, if you don't think this is a big deal, listen to this. This says ice cream cakes, right? So I bought this cake here, like, last week. Yeah. Right? You would think that's ice cream cake, right?

Well, it's not. It's not. Isn't that crazy? He does not care. No, he cares. But it's not. He cares. The guy cares.

Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot. See? Big problem. He's looking at it, too. He can't figure it out. It's a marble.

Right. Yeah, but, right. It's in the frozen. It says ice cream cakes on the sign. You took it home frozen, cut into it, expecting ice cream. Just regular cakes. Just regular cakes. Do you know how long this has been happening?

Because I think this is like something that goes, like, how many people have been, like, I'm not saying scammed, but, like, disappointed? Yeah. Or any of these ice cream cakes? I would say, let's see, there's some more on the ice cream aisle than aisle eight. If you go to the left. I mean, he thinks I'm trying to buy an ice cream cake. He's trying to dissuade you.

He's trying to distract you with aisle eight. Yeah, he's just trying to move me over to aisle eight. Why would I go to aisle eight? Now you're aisle eight's problem. Over there. I'm over there. In fact, I talked to another employee who tells me... Is this the guy that works in that section?

This guy is a... I don't know. He worked at the store. I don't know if it was his section. I saw him later bagging groceries. Because sometimes those sections don't talk to each other. They don't know anything about not their section. I mean, I didn't go to the produce guy.

Let's put it that way. I did find a guy that was standing near the section of the cake slash laundry detergent slash medicines. And he works at the grocery store because he cares. Right. He cares. I would think. But, like, this says ice cream cake.

And then this. Like, if you were to... If someone were to hold this... I mean, feel it. It's frozen, dude. It's solid. You'd think it's an ice cream cake. It's like a cream cheese.

So I was, like, devastated, and the pool party was still epic, but there was no ice cream. There was no ice cream. So I just wanted to get your official statement, but I guess I'll probably have to go through the PR department or something. Well, I guess my manager knows I was wrong. I called this week a couple times. They kept saying they would put me through the manager, and then they hung up on me. Once again, I was thinking, I didn't think you guys were going to change anything. I just thought it'd be good to have a big sticker on here that says ice cream, not ice cream, not ice cream.

Yeah, not. Yeah, you got it. Yeah. Yeah. So you're picking up what I'm putting down. So this guy knows what's up. I think there's enough here for a Netflix documentary. It's a total scandal. I thought I thought it was my duty at this point to go up to random shoppers in the store. So where did they get with this? Nothing. Nothing with that guy. But I talked to another guy that was his supervisor. OK, so there's some fake manager stuff going on. But this was me just approaching regular shoppers to let them know, do not buy an ice cream cake if that's your plan tonight. A lot of them were not there to buy ice cream cakes, as I learned. I mean, yeah, how many of these are purchased?

Heads up, they're selling ice cream cakes here. They don't have ice cream in them. They're just regular cakes. Now, this guy was in a different aisle, but he was alarmed clearly by this news. What was this guy shopping for at the time? At the time, I think he was buying cereal. but I did want him to know that if his plan

He seems shocked though. He's shocked. But you're wrong. He is alarmed. He just drops all the cereal and runs out. He was alarmed by the news. Yeah, I know.

Look in the I don't know if you were here for an ice cream cake or no? No. Oh, okay. Because they have freezers as ice cream cakes. I bought one.

I cut into it. Just regular cake. Yeah. It's crazy. So I'm just letting people know in the store. Alright, you're welcome He doesn't even have more words

It's just grunts And finally He's looking around right now for a person that works there And finally I go to the This is now, this guy is in charge Because this guy has the keys You know, you need keys to get anything these days Not ice cream cakes, because there's not ice cream

But you need keys for batteries or anything of any value Alcohol, I found the key guy The key guy's got power at the store And listen to this. I mean, his mind was blown, too. Yes, sir. Are you aware that also in the store, the ice cream cake situation that's going on? Ice cream cake?

It should be on, like, the bakery aisle, like in the last pages. That's what you'd think, right? But those cakes? See, he sent me right back to where I started. The ice cream, the cake aisle. You said, are you aware of the ice cream cake situation? And he was like, they're over there. Yeah.

That's how he, that's your situation. Because he's not aware of the situation. It says ice cream cake. Yeah. You cut into them, no ice cream. It's just a frozen cake. Did you hear that reaction? Oh my God, that was even lower.

That was even less energy. That guy lit up a wall. He couldn't even... Crazy. That does not make sense. Hello? This guy... Allie, I'm telling you right now,

it's such a big deal that even the people that work there don't understand what's happening. You don't even know. They're probably radioing each other behind your back going, is anyone going to tell this guy to leave? Because now you're bothering the customers.

I'm not bothering the customers. I'm helping. Who wants to be approached when they're shopping? Buy any at Buddy If I was there when I was shopping And someone came up to me and said Heads up, if you're buying an ice cream cake

Don't buy it from the case that says ice cream cakes It's a regular cake I would be like, thank you, you saved me some money Oh, I would think that I'm about to get robbed or something Well, anyway, so at the end of the whole thing This guy, and he's an employee of the grocery store And here's what he said And I think you're going to be surprised by this, guys

I got fooled by a fake Carvel Interesting So I'll just let you know I know you work here, so maybe you can spread the word I will But people are on to it now because the word is getting out about the ice cream cakes. I didn't even know that.

Yeah, you should go check there. Don't be fooled by the sign that says ice cream cakes. Talk to someone else in the store. He was shocked. Yeah, there was no ice cream. Yeah, shocked. The real ice cream cake was like Baskin Robbins. Yeah, the guy told me go to Baskin Robbins.

He said, why are you even here for an ice cream cake? Yeah, go to Baskin Robbins. I know, I know. They're good. Next time I won't cheap out, you know? No, sir. All right, thanks, man. Sorry about that.

So, Allie, after all of this, I think we feel... You got nowhere. Well, no, I got the word out. No, that guy said he'll let people know, and he definitely won't. Well. 562 said, this goes deep. I bought one that turned out to be a regular cake, too. And I think this runs all the way up to big cake.

It does. It does. You're a danger. You start, like, some sort of tip line or something. People call in. This runs all the way up to sheet cake, guys. Sheet cake, because I'm telling you right now, an entire freezer. This whole bit's sheet cake.

Do some news, then a brand new hour of the show will officially begin before we start hooking you up with tickets, taxes, and access all coming up. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. Well, one of the more exciting days on the streets of L.A. yesterday with a great dirt bike police chase. Police were chasing this guy for over an hour last night. He was clipping cars. He was riding through parks. The dirt bike was stolen, of course.

He was, I guess they had found him and were trying to connect with him because of something he was doing with a weapon somewhere else. Then he stole the bike. Then he was on the run. He was also wearing a shirt that said Godspeed. So he is a man of the Lord. At one point, he had planned a gas drop. Someone left a gallon water jug full of gas in the middle of a park for him to refuel with. But the audio from this police chase is incredible.

Pulls into this gas station. So before he got the gallon gas drop, he tried to go to a gas station and a pulling away with the gas pump pulls into this gas station. He will be cornered here. He is trying to get gas. Oh, pull the pull the pump, pull the pump. This is really getting crazy. Dialing buddies up like there's no tomorrow. Second time he is actually talking into the speakerphone like he's on who wants to be a millionaire. Oh, off-roading. What in the world?

He got somebody to put gas in a gallon container for him and leave it in the park. He just put gas in that bike. I've never seen anything like this. Are you the one that gave him the gas drop? Of course. She got the gas. She had the gas. She got gas.

In all of my years of covering pursuits, he just coordinated a drop-off and managed to now get back on the road. He has nine lives, this guy. It's unbelievable. On a GTA level right there. Yeah, I know. Maybe this is all a promotion for the video game. Eventually, he fell off the bike, and then he decided to run and hide. Jumping fences on foot.

He is now hiding in a trash bin. So he went to a recycling bin. Jake's a move. Probably saw a bear. Good decision, though, to go to the recycle bin instead of the trash bin. It's just a little cleaner in there. But they still found him and caught him, and then they held him up at gunpoint, and now he's in custody. Right.

And that's usually the way these things end up, unless they do the move where they go into the parking garage and swap vehicles. Yeah, or sometimes under the overpass, they will do a little swapparoo and have some... I mean, you got to call your friends that really love you. These are the friends that would help bury a body with you, or you say, hey, I'm on the run right now. I'm on national television. I need you to go to this overpass and bring me a car real quick. I mean, that's a real... Would you do that for me?

For you? No. Well, I would do it for you. I mean, because then I'm an accomplice now, and I don't know what crime you committed. Like, what's this guy, what's this for originally? Was this you getting pulled over for trying to masturbate on the freeway again? Sure, sure. We'll start with something minor.

But you don't know. This guy that coordinated the gas drop and stuff and helped his buddy out, no one knows who he is. He's just the guy dropping off the gas. Yeah. Usually, though, if you're running at that level, you're that desperate, there's a good reason you don't want to be caught. It's usually not, like, you know, traffic infractions. What upsets me is this guy is at the gas station. He's filling up.

He has time to fill up his gas tank, allegedly, right? He's filling it up. And there's all these cars that are just waiting on the street, waiting at a red light. And then the cop is trying to get into the gas station. And all these cars are just blocking him. And then the guy's like, oh, a cop, and drives away like no problem. And why are these idiots, I guess they're just all on their phones, not paying attention, not realizing that they're intercepting this big moment that could happen.

you know finally ending the police chase and they're just like dirt dirt dirt you know they do like citizens arrest you can do that i would love i'd love a citizen pit maneuver but of course they tell you don't do that because that's not safe and you put yourself in harm's way you say that if it goes wrong it goes right you're a hero exactly hayden penitier's death keeps getting more and more complicated the dea is now involved they're investigating it seems that this boyfriend that she had was in and out of her life was a real douchebag he at one point had a battery charge against her a while back then there were even signs around her condo complex with a picture of him saying if you see this guy call 9-1-1 immediately and do not let him in the building

he was with her when she died but asleep in the other room i think the brother was also there so now if the dea is involved this could be like a matthew perry situation where it's like who was supplying the drugs how did she get them was he um supplying her with something that was laced that he knew was laced you know shenanigans could have been happening and now the dea is going to figure it all out and neutrogena stock is also plummeting because people are boycotting after an interview resurfaced of her talking about how she was fired as a spokesperson after speaking out about her postpartum depression so there's a lot to uncover there and it's definitely a story that's going to continue an update on the pig that was running wild in west hollywood if you remember this

happened a few days ago there was a pig running wild hey there's a pig in west hollywood we gotta We got to catch the pig. Hey, come back, pig. No one has come forward to claim the pig, which means. Doesn't that sound like this guy? Could be a crackhead. I'm sorry, though. To me, it look like a level coming to me.

I got to do a little bit of treat. Who else in the level car say yay? They're the same guy. Hey, come back, pig. Hey, come here, pig. It's the same. That's the guy they need to find all things that are weird. Yeah, for sure.

Just call him. Now, they say the pig might be up for grabs because no one's come forward to claim the pig. Oh, let's get it. So that means that if no one claims the pig by today, it will go up for adoption. They said it's 17 pounds and only 11 weeks old. Vanessa, put in a call for the pig because we could bring this thing out at the Endless Summer Kegger. We put an apple in its mouth and we could slow roast that baby. You know what I'm saying?

The pig. I got to eat the pig. You got to eat that pig. Someone eat the pig. If you're interested, you have to demonstrate how your home would be suitable to house a pig. My house is perfect for pigs. I got roaches and everything else. You got three of them in your house already.

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