Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- ADD News, Klein's Strange Visitor and MORE

Episode Date: September 2, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey, what's going on, Klein Alley?

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Let's get the show started. The show started. show started we are live in los angeles three two one and here we go low 6.7 kro qfm and hd pasadena los angeles orange county the sonic pulse of los angeles this is the world famous k-rock good morning welcome to your wednesday here on the world famous k-rock we are clinelli show nice to meet you thanks for coming back for more A decent hour in store for you, a decent day if you want to win things from us like tickets to Ohana Fest, Ocean Way Festival, Universal, Halloween, Hollywood Horror Nights, that's a tough one to say, and of course access to the endless summer kegger known as the Clam Slam, which will be happening. We just got more details about that yesterday, and I'm excited.

Now I'm finally at the point of excitement. First I was annoyed, and now I'm excited. I think that's your normal cycle of everything. Yeah, I'll go back to being annoyed again, I'm sure, when I get in the car to drive there. But for right now, I'm excited, and that'll be happening tomorrow. And I know people are starting to freak out, but don't worry. Tickets, in fact. Let's go ahead and kick off the show by giving you some access right now.

Caller 20-800-520-1067. We will see you tomorrow if you are caller 20 right now and you are not a lame-o. No lame-os. That's the deal. My name's Klein. Nice to meet you. There's Allie over there. Hello.

Jake's a nerd. What's that, man? We'll find out what happened on his big date last night. Of course, you got DJ Omar Khan over there, the audio sniper. In the back, Postmaster Johnny and Vanessa taking them calls at 800-520-1067. Lots of chances to win stuff from us today, including Ali's money and moments. So we get into that and much, much more. I had the weirdest unsolicited visitor come to my front door yesterday that I've ever had in my entire life.

It was the strangest experience. And now I am a little freaked out. Solar? Not solar. I was hoping. I was like, let's just get to the solar thing. But it wasn't. We'll get to it later.

It should come as no surprise to you that that was Lincoln Park on KROQ. And we are Klein Alley Show on Thursday, which is tomorrow. We've got something planned. It's called an Endless Summer Kegger. We started this summer by finding out some sad news that fun scores were at an all-time low. People were not having fun anymore. People cannot afford fun. Also, I think people have more options just to stay home and watch stuff.

So I think there's less of an interest to go out and actually find fun. Well, we also have heard several stories of failed fun this year specifically. Failed fun. A lot of broken bones. Oh, yeah, jet ski guy who fell asleep or passed out during the jet ski process, almost died. People who have, I mean, it's... So even people trying to have fun. But also, like, people on the street are just going stabby-stabby. True.

That's another good point. Like, why do you want to go out there, man? So as a result, people are like, that's it, fun is over. And we decided let's go ahead and do our part to try to make this a funner summer. And it's all going to hopefully commence with this giant endless summer kegger taking place tomorrow. That was our plan, at least, after I realized I couldn't fit all of the listeners into the backyard of my house. So we are doing it tomorrow, and now we are officially at the final, final moment. So we say good morning to our next person who will be attending.

This is Chloe in Long Beach. Hi, Chloe. Hi. You are the 20th caller. You made it through, and that means tomorrow you'll be at the Endless Summer Kegger with Slightly Stupid. That's awesome. Thank you so much. Hey, no lame-os, but you can bring someone, but just make sure they're not lame.

Oh, for sure. Okay. Who are you going to bring? Probably my sister. She might kill me if I don't take her. Older or younger? Younger. Cool.

Murder. All right. Bring her. That's cool. Hold on one second. That's Chloe and her sister. They'll be there tomorrow as well. A lot of people are asking, too, what do we know the percentage of single people that

will be there? I don't know the percentage because Vanessa's been talking to people off the air. It's not a preliminary question we ask. I think there will be quite a few single people there. So who knows? Maybe you meet your next whatever. at the Endless Summer Kegger. What a story.

Were you in cuffing season, officially? Or does that start in October? I can't keep track of it anymore. That starts usually at the beginning of October. Going into Halloween, the holidays. We're pre-cuffing right now. Yup, everybody's breaking off their little summer flings and they're getting serious with their one boo.

Got it. Thank you for saying it like that. In case you're wondering, Johnny's a black lady. I don't know if you knew that, but now you know. Everybody says boo. That's right. Should I dump my Bayer boo? I'm not sure.

Johnny's getting you ready for Halloween season It's not the late 90s anymore, man I didn't say boo-thang, I said boo Man, you turn 27 and everything changes I'm out the door, man Apologies for all that I'm almost 30 Any complaints, send them care of Postmaster Johnny

We've got to take a break When we get back, Allie's got cash It could be yours And if you want it, call and claim it now 800-520-1067 Easy round, by the way The questions have already been written This is an Allie Knows the News

And I think anyone who is let's just call you even dim-witted would be able to beat alley today so if you're ready to call and play and win and get 100 bucks of alley's money the number is 800-520-1067 that is happening after this quick break on k-rock a lot of news happening news breaking all the time and usually the good stuff happens right when we get off the air but every morning we give you a chance to win some money if you know more about the news than alley who is currently working on the next batch of add news for you right now so you can stay informed while you get through the rest of the show waiting to win your tickets. We say good morning right now

to Jennifer in Palmdale, who would like to take Allie's money this morning. Good morning, Jennifer. Good morning. What's more exciting for you? The chance to win $100, the bragging rights, the invitation back to the Allie Knows the News Tournament of Champions? The money. The money.

It's all about the money. Thanks for the honesty. Greatly appreciate that. We understand. And we've never done the Tournament of Champions. We talk about it. No, no. We've got a long list of all of the people that are qualified. When we're ready to announce it, we're trying to get more money, because we feel like if we do an Allie Knows News Tournament of Champions, we really have to raise

the stakes. Yeah, I have to have developed a new savings account. Yeah. We're going to wait until Allie goes away on maternity leave, and then we'll do the Tournament of Champions. With my money. With Allie's money, and then she'll come back and realize exactly how much she lost. So Allie's going to leave the studios now. Your round will begin. Jennifer, answer

these questions quickly, confidently, and accurately. I hope we can pay the people. The people are you. We're rooting for Jennifer, and here we go. Allie Knows the News. Rumors. circulating right now that Tame Impala, Fred again,

and Dua Lipa will be headlining what annual festival? Lula Plaza. Say that again? Lula Plaza. Go to question number two. Taco Bell

has announced that it will be bringing back what dessert from the dead? Dessert that has been dead is coming back thanks to Taco Bell. What is it? flan flan i think the world has been demanding more flan like jesus flan will rise again we go

to question number three tiger woods had to uh make a plea during his trial yesterday about his rollover crash that took place close to a year ago what was the uh plea that tiger woods made yesterday um pled guilty for the dui pled guilty for the dui we got a question number four ontario got a bit of a shaker this morning according to the u.s geological survey what was the exact rating of this earthquake that happened this morning in ontario area um 3.2 3.2 and we go to this final question A new cast has been announced Of what show

That will include A Mormon wife, an Olympian And one of the members of Hanson What show are they all going to be a part of? A new show? A new season of the show A new season I'll say

Mormon wife, Olympian And one of the members of Hanson It sounds like a joke. Okay, let's say... It does sound like a joke. Damn. Need an answer. Three, two, one.

What did you say? The pit. The pit. That would be funny. All right, let's bring Allie in. We'll score it together. See how you did. It would be an amazing announcement

that I was going to be on the new season of The Pit. All right, Allie, question number one. Yes, sir. Rumor report. Tame Impala, Fred again, Dua Lipa, all rumored to be headlining what annual festival? That would be a Coachella. That is the big rumor that is circulating. KROQ doesn't usually report on rumors, but it's getting a lot of buzz.

It's been reported by a couple of... There's odds on Couchy saying it's a 91% chance that it's going to be Tame Impala and Dua Lipa. Yeah, so you can go ahead and place some bets on that right now. But Allie is correct, and she gets the point early when she said Coachella. Sadly, that is now what Jennifer said as we go to question number... What did Jennifer say? I didn't understand. I did not know.

I asked for it three times. Yeah. Jennifer, what was your answer for question one again? It was Lollapalooza. Oh, Lollapalooza. Oh. The phone was cut. Now we got a question.

Oh, it's because I'm driving through, like, the highway of, like, the 14, so I kind of lose track of it a little bit. Yeah, that's right. That's exactly the contestants we're looking for. That's right. That's a good Johnny special. Oh, where are you? In a terrible cell area?

Let's get you on the air immediately. Our listeners are driving. I get it. I get it. I couldn't imagine that every single phone line that had a caller on it were all driving through a terrible cell area. I mean, the odds of that would be. I didn't think I was going to get on if you want me to be completely honest. Oh, okay.

And that's where our crack staff makes sure you get right to the front of the line. I didn't even think I was going to get on, so I figured, what the hell? I'm not even going to. Isn't Jennifer's personality so good, though? And she sounds lively. And she only cut out once. For the most part, this is good. Okay.

I'm complaining. We go to question number two right now. What do I know? Question number two, Allie. Taco Bell. This bitch. Taco Bell. Vanessa, jeez, you're all over the place with this Jennifer.

She is a fierce person. Taco Bell is bringing back what dessert from the dead? Oh, my God. The Choco Taco. Oh, that is a correct answer. Choco Taco. One of the best ice cream treats. One of the greats.

When you can't decide if you're in the mood for dessert or a taco, you go with the Choco Taco, and Taco Bell is bringing it back, baby. We go to question three. Allie's up 2-0 early. Question three. Tiger Woods had to make a plea yesterday in a case about a car accident that happened about a year ago where he flipped his Range Rover. What was the plea that he officially made? You know, I feel like those high-profile cases, it's always like no contest.

Okay. You always want to say like not yes, not no. Jennifer said he pled guilty to a DUI, but the correct answer is, and this must be what the lawyers tell you to do, he goes no contest. Yeah. Which I don't even know what that really means. There is no contest here. There is no contest here. That is the theme for the show today.

We go to question four. Allie's up 3-0. Ontario woke up to a bit of a shaker this morning. What was the official rating of the earthquake that shook Ontario? Yeah, I heard about this. It's a three or it doesn't matter really. I think it was a 3-5. She said 3-2.

The correct answer officially was a 3-4. Allie closest. But no one gets the point on that one since no one got it exactly right. And it doesn't really matter because this is a no contest, as we like to say. And we go to this final question. There's a new season of a show that will have a housewife on it, one of the members of Hanson, and an Olympian. Hanson?

What show? Which one? What show? I don't know. Taylor? Zach or Taylor? Oh, it's Taylor? What show is it?

God. What show is it? Let's say it's got to be, like, I don't know, Dancing with the Stars or something. There we go. That's easy right there. She said The Pit, which would have been hilarious. Oh, wow. Taylor Hanson on The Pit would have been.

The correct answer is, of course, Dancing with the Stars, new season announced. And they're running out of stars because most of the people on there, you go, who, what, where? Dancing with the mildly important people. So Dancing with whoever takes our calls after season 29 or whatever. Anyway, congratulations, Jennifer. You won no money, but Vanessa says you have a good personality, so you got that going for you. And what must you shamefully admit over the airwaves of K-Rock? Go ahead.

My name is Jennifer, and Ali knows the news. Thank you for including us in your drive to work today. Appreciate you. Ah, man. Weird thing happened yesterday. One of the weirdest things I've ever experienced. It's actually stuck with me now, and the more I've thought about it. You seem pretty haunted.

I'm shook. I actually am. And when it was happening, it was one of those things that was happening, and it didn't really fully be effective. It didn't hit me until long after, and I woke up this morning, and I'm still very weirded out by what took place yesterday. It all involved a stranger knocking on my door yesterday. And we'll get to that next on Carol.

I know that rarely if you get a random knock on your door, is it ever a good thing? I don't think there's ever. There used to be those people that would go around and give the oversized checks. The Publisher's Clearinghouse. Are they still around? I don't think so. But I feel like that was maybe the only reason. I don't think they even had a business.

I think they just gave checks to people. Once they had to order more checks, they were like, oh, we're tapped out. These things are massive. So expensive. But I think that that's the only reason I think for a long time people would ever open their door for a stranger because they go, maybe it's someone would give me a giant check and some balloons. Especially around here because if you're getting a knock on the door, you're like, is this a distraction for somebody entering my house and breaking in?

It's usually just some kind of a scam. Sometimes delivery. It's weird. I have some Amazon guys that leave and go. Some knock. There's no rhyme or reason to it. Some just drop the package. An Amazon driver knocking?

Yeah, sometimes they knock. Sometimes they'll ring the bell. sometimes probably because they've heard of your snack game and your bathroom dump that's why probably fully loaded i need to get in there this loser three times on this house so door will open but there's a you know i don't uh usually pay much attention and then of course you can i have an app so i can look at it if i have my phone charged which i rarely do and i'll be like oh there's someone there and they look like they're selling something i'm not going to answer they'll walk away eventually yesterday uh middle of the day um jerry my dog is out in the front yard and

And he just starts barking, which is nothing new because he barks at anything. A leaf blows, he'll bark. A dog walks by, he'll bark. And he starts barking, but it's a louder, like more aggressive bark than normal. So I just go to take a peek at what's going on. And this old lady has wandered from the sidewalk kind of up to my front door. And she doesn't have a clipboard with her. She doesn't, I don't know her.

I've never seen her before. It's not like one of those old, there used to be an old lady that would kind of sweep the street constantly. She died, and I watched her get carried out of her house in a stretcher. That was sad. The sidewalk's probably a mess now. It is. A lot of leaves. A lot of leaves.

Dude, why aren't you out there with your blower? I was going to ask about the blowing. The blower is not, I didn't get a good blower, and it's not. Oh, my God. It's dead already? It's not dead, but it doesn't hold the charge like it used to. I need to remember. Like it used to four days ago when you bought it?

Yeah. I kind of got over that phase pretty quickly. Oh, man. But this woman is wandering up, and she's wearing a big sun hat. She's wearing a neon pink bathing suit top and then weird shorts, but not attractive, but a very strange situation. And I don't know if she's looking for – I don't know if it's a silver alert situation. I don't know if she's wandering around. And by old, how old?

Are we talking about like 60 or 80? Somewhere in that window. So I'd say maybe if I had to place her, I'd put her in the mid-70s. Oh, okay. Yeah, mid-70s. You turned on Omar? Omar's in the door. Almost at Omar's sweet spot.

Yeah. And I say, open the door. I say, hi. Hi. I've been waiting. You're just dry enough. I say, can I help you? And she goes, you live here?

And I said, yeah. She goes, well, it's my house. Oh. I go, excuse me? She goes, this is my house. You need to leave. I say, this is your house. She says, there's a lot of problems in there.

You want it? Oh, you admitted it. You're like, are you friends with these roaches? Yeah, yeah. The roach is yours? I said, what? And then she starts describing what the house used to look like before they had knocked it down and rebuilt the thing I live in now. She's like, an old blue house with a garage that used to be right there.

I'm like, okay. She's like, yes, this is my house. Maybe she was in a coma And then she woke up And was like I gotta go back home But it's not her house anymore Maybe she's a ghost

Maybe she's Encino Man Oh So many possibilities She's a little It's probably Encino Man She's like two miles east To be Encino Man But okay

Regardless She's confused Encino is just over that way So she You're in the wrong movie I say I don't think I say

I think you're First I'm trying to be pleasant Because she's like an old lady So I go Yeah she seems like Dementia confused maybe I think you're confused I've been living here for a while now

And so I'm sorry this is not your house And she like goes to reach And grabs my wrist And her hand is cold very cold feeling You think she's a witch I don't know she kind of looked like that woman From weapons

Did she have one of those weird sticks with her That had the rope around it She touched me You got a voodoo curse on you She touched me on my I got the wishy potions Wishy potions. I got them on me.

Cooking some wishy potions. Vanessa, did you put a curse on my family? This woman grabbed my wrist in a very cold feel, cold and very strong grip. Like old men have a strong grip, but not usually old ladies. And she grabbed my wrist hard and she goes, this is my house and I live here and I'm going to live here again. Whoa. And I'm like, what the? And then I say to her, I'm like, and my dog at this point, he even like, it's weird, he stopped.

It's almost like he stopped to watch, but he wasn't continuing to bark. And he like got weird. Like he was mesmerized? He was kind of weirded out by the thing as well. And then I said, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. And she goes, you can leave. Oh. And then I said, if you don't leave, I'm going to have to call the cops.

Oh, damn. You got really spicy with her. And she goes, you don't need to call the cops. It's my house. And then she just walked, like in a not fast way, but in a slow, very weird way, just walked. Maybe when someone's playing a prank on you, maybe someone hired an Etsy witch to come visit your house. No, this was like...

That'd be so cool. You followed her, right? Did I follow her? You had to see if she was going to hop in a car, get a license plate, get something. No, I didn't think about that. You didn't follow up with her at all? Because that's a weird thing, dude.

What if she comes back? Well, it was very strange. And then I did... I took a picture. I mean, I looked on my, you know, video footage of her walking up. I can't even see her face in that photo. I know. I got to find the doorbell footage.

You are just so bad at investigations. I didn't think to follow her. That was a curse you put on him. Yeah. Dumb. She gave me the dumb curse? Oh, no. No, she's going to come back and pivot and try and sell candy bars for her basketball team.

So I don't know what to make of any of that. Because she didn't, like, demand anything other than just told me that I was living in her house and it was going to be her house again. I think there's a situation where there's maybe another reality where this is her house. Maybe she's from another dimension. She went through some kind of a crazy portal. In a pink bathing suit? Yeah. Or she has Alzheimer's.

Yeah, that's not as fun as portal, but it could happen. Yeah, it's either portal or Alzheimer's. Did you call anybody? No. I grabbed my wife. So I kind of started to tell her And then I said what am I doing If I say this to my wife

She's going to be completely freaked out And want to get out of there immediately Do you have the actual video footage of you talking to her Yes I do And her touching you Yes I probably have that on footage as well And I'm telling you that was the part of all of it That was the part that was weird

I felt some weird energy transfer when she held my wrist In a weird sort of Like a weird ass way I can't explain it really 626 said when she said this is my house you should have said no this is Ram's house Ram's house who's house

I've already made that joke didn't go over well and then a brand new hour of the show will begin we also have tickets for you coming up for a couple of festivals taking place on the shores of Southern California including Ohana Fest and Ocean Way Festival tickets coming up starting at 9am happening all day long

as we ping pong back and forth between those festivals and get you into everything plus the endless summer kegger don't worry don't fear we have many tickets to give away today and tomorrow before we finally all join forces with slightly stupid at newport beach for a one final summer hang all that will start happening after this your news grab your adderall it's time for add news well we'll start some festival rumors that are circulating who is headlining coachella according to calchi the betting site, there is a 91%

chance that the headliners next year will be Tame Impala and Dua Lipa, and a 41% chance that the other headliner is BTS, who I'm sure would have record attendance if you just drive by SoFi right now. I think there's

lines of thousands of people just trying to get merch for BTS. What are they, four shows in a row at SoFi? Yeah. I think all sold out, and people are camping for merch. Other rumored artists. If I gave you a million dollars right now, could you name one BTS song? Song?

Yeah. I don't know what BTS stands for. Dynamite? Jake has IBS. No, I got BTS. Which is also headlining Coachella every year. Every year that Jake is there. It's IBS.

Not a line for merch. You could name a song, Allie, or no? Dynamite. I know that song. Is that a real one? I think so. Yeah, I think so. Let me up like dynamite.

You should have said, I couldn't do it. and then I would have said, all right, do it for a million dollars. Yeah, I thought you were going to ask me to name a member. Yeah, name a member. Jungkook. Whoa. No, no, no, I think that's his name. Whoa.

Jungkook, okay. I think that's his name, guys. Who, which one? I think his name is Jin. There is one, yeah, there is a Jungkook. Yes, thank you. Oh, he is in BTS, yep. Yeah, he is in BTS.

Ha-ha. All right. Dynamite. Klein, you name one. Mahjong. That's a clip. That's an old clip. That's crazy.

How dare you? That's an out of context clip. John Cook would be very, I just said John Cook. Very offended. Other rumor artists include Fred Again, Oasis, Radiohead, and SZA. Another rumor was Miley Cyrus, who recently dropped the Cyrus. She's just Miley now. But she was allegedly offered and then she turned down the offer because she wanted to focus on her new album.

And, you know, when you drop your last name, changing your name at the NBA is a whole process. It's a whole thing, yeah. So we talked about this new trend of putting your text conversations and creating AI songs out of them. We did it for our show, The Text Thread, and it was mildly entertaining. But one of the first videos I saw about this was a text thread between moms that were arguing about Oreos. One of them had put Oreos in their kid's lunch. Another mom was upset about that. And this has not only gone viral.

It's become a thing that has been shared millions of times and become a bigger conversation about Oreos, family, and the school environment. The viral debate about bringing Oreos to school is anything but black and white for many parents. Ava came home really upset yesterday because one of the girls had Oreos in her lunch. A series of posts set to music on Instagram showing what looks like a group chat among moms of five-year-olds at the same school. One mom, Michelle, says her daughter, Ava, came home upset after another child had Oreos in her lunchbox. Adding, we don't allow that kind of thing at home. And asking the other moms to stop packing Oreos, too. I just wondered if we could agree not to send things like Oreos, chocolate, etc.

So the kids aren't comparing lunches. Another mom, Charlotte, firing back. Yeah, it's so tough here. Does this sound familiar to you? Well, I'm so torn because I was one of these kids that sadly... You were a no Oreo kid. I never got the good stuff. Never got any of the good sweets at all.

I was so bummed out. It sucked. And I had friends who would get it all. I had friends, you could tell, the parents were definitely going through divorce and stuff because they would get the greatest lunches. And you could tell, like, oh, this must be dad's week because the lunch was like nothing but Oreos. Doritos, Oreos. I understand the idea of wanting to be, quote, healthy for lunches and crap like that. But there's also, I think, a bit of a flex for a parent to be like, hey, here's some Sunny D.

Right. Here's some Oreos. Here's some old school enjoyment. Here's some red dye, number 30. Yeah, because if there's any point in your life to destroy your body, it's when you're a kid. Exactly. Because you can recover so quickly. Yeah, the pediatrician pretty much said at one point, because I was like, I every day were fighting about stuff and they don't want to eat.

She's like, it doesn't matter. Whatever they eat is going to be fine. If they lick the ground and they call it dinner, they're going to be fine. Give them a beer. Yeah, like she really said it at this point. You're right. The part when, you know, at our, now, if I would sit down and eat a sleeve of Oreos. Oh.

Be feeling that. You'd be, like, hungover from it. Please do that. But I would like to do that. And then we'll do a text right about it. We respect. I am not changing my daughter's lunch because your daughter wants an Oreo. Well, these moms are heated.

Yeah, and then, you know, it goes on to have this conversation about should you not bring it because there are other people that are going to compare. But it's like, yeah, but that's just life, right? Is that people are going to have things that you don't have. And that's a lesson that all of us learn. Sucks to suck. I mean, poor Jake's going to school a mustard sandwich. He's jealous of all the kids that have Oreos and meat in their sandwiches, probably. Right.

And then there's kids having hot lunch. And then they're probably jealous that the other kid has a brought from home lunch. So everyone's going to compare. That's school. That's life. And by the way, all I hear from my kids is that their lunch sucks and the other kids have better lunches. But then when their friends come over, I say to the other, I say to the friends, I go, hey, my kid said you had a da-da-da at the lunch.

And the kid's like, no, I didn't. Hey, your kid has the best lunch. I'm like, what? I feel like you're grilling them about their lunch when they come over. Yeah, I am, because I get told stuff. Why do you care, dude? Because I'm being told by my kids, I don't have a good lunch. Dylan has a good lunch.

So I say, Dylan. You just don't want to get one up by another parent? I say, Dylan, how many desserts do you get in your lunch? She's like, one, maybe. I'm like, one? My kid told me three. Well, and let's all be honest. Everything really was taken down a notch when nuts were no longer allowed.

No one's getting peanut butter and jelly anymore, so everyone's just sad in general. No one wants a sunflower butter sandwich. We're all struggling here. We sure don't. Now there's a new sign you're old. This is according to Gen Z, allegedly. So I guess you decide whether you want to take it seriously or not. But having your own name as your email address is now a sign that you are of age.

If your email is just your first and last name with no extra numbers or letters, It likely means that you claimed it early, perhaps even back when Gmail was invite only, which I don't even remember. Some people have like Instagram names and it's just like Jake at Jake. You're like, how'd that guy get that? Right. You know, you go, that guy must have been in on it early. But don't you feel like that's kind of got a cool factor? Like, whoa, you got it back when there was just Jake.

Used to be. But that would be like making fun of someone now whose phone number is just, you know, like, you know, old school area codes, which people are proud of that they have one of the originals. Because now who can keep track of all the new ones? Right. Well, my first Gmail address, if you are a true millennial, it wasn't your name. It was something ridiculous. Like, mine was MyBFFAlley143 because my friend Elijah created it for me. And it was like, wow, this is fun.

What is our screen name going to be, essentially? And then once I got serious, I was like, crap, I need to have some kind of an adult Gmail. And then by then, all of the Allison Johnsons were taken. Right. Once I got serious and decided to make my signature shenanigans, I decided to get my name on there. I actually checked after we talked about that. It's no longer shenanigans. What does your stupid signature say?

Pull up one of Allie's emails. It says voiceover, radio, acting, and then it has her full name, Allison Johnson. It doesn't say acting. It says something dumb like that. Yeah, it does. Voiceover, radio, comedy. Comedy. Oh, my God.

Comedy? I replace shenanigans with comedy. When does that start? Right now. And you have a website? It's no longer active. I stopped paying. Oh, okay.

Why is it on here? You have a former website on there? No, there's something there, but I think it says... iCloud account and a website. You're AllieJohnson.com. Yeah, my website is called 404 Forbidden. Oh, I love that. Oh, yeah, it says website expired when you click on the link.

See, now that's comedy. Told you. That's some sweet-ass cheapness right there. Check out more about me. Oh, it's a website, an unpaid website. I didn't want to renew. I never use it. Not even the, this is being bookmarked for future use.

It's just a completely dead website. It was not paid for. Yeah. You know what's interesting, though, is my dad was telling me that he, because he grew up in, like, the dot-com era, where everybody was tech boom in Silicon Valley, and he has, like, some of his biggest assets are old domains. Right. That have four-letter domains that are short. Yeah, he said he's basically stockpiling them, and he gets offers every single year from big companies saying,

I'll pay you thousands of dollars for these domains. What's he holding for? He said he's going to pass them on to me. Oh, God. Domains. Those are my... Those are your inheritance? That's my inheritance.

I just found out off the air what Ali's going to pass on to me. We'll get into that this hour on the show.