Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- ADD News, No Spend September and MORE

Episode Date: September 18, 2026

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Nice to meet you. Thanks for coming back for more. You can tell by the hat on my head. I'm a huge Baltimore Ravens fan. Force Fandom. Week two, NFL action. Yay, team. Go Birds or Redback.

Well, I had to get, I had an original. Get a beanie. Well, I had a beanie that was a Ravens beanie. Like authentic that I had an actual, you know, the Ravens logo on it. But because of this whole no spend September crap, I've now sent that back and I've got myself a cheaper hat, which doesn't have anything official from the team. It's not a licensed piece of merch I'm wearing. It just basically says Baltimore on it.

Yeah, which I. That doesn't count. I don't think this counts. What are you talking about? Because it's not a Ravens hat. It's a Baltimore hat. It's a Baltimore football hat. Football and crab cakes.

That's what Maryland does, baby. Woo. Now, you're doing some kind of a workaround here. Yeah, that's right. It's not a workaround. Go Ravens. It is. It doesn't say Ravens anywhere.

It's not a fan. A fan wouldn't do that. I have a mouse pad the size of a small vehicle in front of me right now. It's a mouse pad the size of Arizona. It says Arizona Cardinals. Yeah, but that hides on your desk. No one's going to see that. I walked around.

I'm already getting people that are stopping me and going like, yeah, Baltimore. Excuse me, more people see this because of our live stream than see me out in the real world with a Cardinals hat on. Anyway, we're all rooting for teams that we didn't really care about a couple weeks ago. But here we are entering another weekend of NFL action, so we'll see how our teams should potentially do during this force fandom. I know Omar's super excited because... Oh, hell yeah, man. I got my fire outside sending smoke signals, the whole thing. For the Washington Commanders.

Redskins, baby. He's a Commanders fan. No skins. Omar thinks he's been grandfathered into the original name. It is funny that that huge change happened, but then everyone's still rooting for the Chiefs going, oh, I guess we're just going to stick with that. Just pull the clip of Allie doing that chant, please. So we can play that a lot. Lots to get to this morning on the show for you.

We'll get you into Tenderfest tomorrow if you want to eat unlimited chicken tenders. More importantly, we get you into the next four shows happening here at KROQ in the In-N-Out Burger sound space. So lots of food in your future and lots of bands as well. That's all coming up later this morning. Plus, is this the lie day Friday day today, or is that next week, Vanessa? I can't keep track of the lie day guy. That's going to be next week. Next Friday, lie detector back in the KROQ studios for another lie day Friday.

Who's on the hot seat? I don't know if we figured out who's up next. Someone's got to be up. I was thinking it may be a good opportunity to get Ali's wife in here for the hot seat. Has Vanessa ever done it? Yeah, Vanessa did it. Oh, she has. That's when she told us the great story about the chef.

Oh. Because she only agreed. Yeah, Vanessa only agreed to do the lie detector when her mom was out of town because her mom listens to the show. That's when we heard the not true car sex story, right, Vanessa? I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, well, it was a lie, so it didn't really happen. I'm glad you mentioned Sex Alley because wouldn't you know it, we posted a video on our Instagram about a 39-year-old lady virgin that wants to lose her virginity before she turns 40.

Yes, but I have a question about how we post these clips. Why are you saying that? Because the screenshot that everyone is looking at makes it look like that person is me. Really? Yes. It looks like I'm a 39-year-old virgin. It does have Ali's face making a stupid reaction, and it says underneath it, 39. She's a 39-year-old virgin, and I'm like, eh.

And then there was another clip a couple weeks ago with a woman who made out with her brother, and again, looks like it was me. So I just look like this weirdo who's never had sex with anyone but made out with my brother. Yeah, the only person you've had sex with is your brother. But other than that, you're a 39-year-old virgin. Yeah, the thumbnails are pretty funny on the Instagram because it is Allie's face making those weird, she's always hamming it up for the camera.

So we're doing this on purpose? She's making these weird reactions, and then it just says underneath, she had sex with her brother, and it's Allie's face. And I'm like, hey, sorry. And the one up there now, the one up there now, it's Allie, and it goes, is she up there, look at this loser 39-year-old virgin.

And it's Allie once again going, yep. But anyway, a lot of people have reached out that would like to help this woman, shockingly, Allie. Yeah, hi. I heard your post with the 39-year-old female virgin, and I was listening to it, and I'm intrigued. Shocker. Oh, wow. Who's not intrigued? That's a man.

The goat line exploded. Yeah, the goat line has never been full before. It's completely full. Oh, hi. I'm inquiring about the virgin lady. They're all intrigued. And I'm intrigued. So if you want to set up a date, I would be very interested.

Okay. And it's not just for the sex aspect. It's also for the sex aspect. What else could it possibly be, sir? It's also for her ta-tas. I like the fact that she's religious, and she actually values her body. So let me know if that's something you'd be interested in. So I can ravage it.

I'd like to get to know her, and we could see what happens. All right, great. I think we'll know what would happen. Yeah, okay, got it. I'm sure you're not interested in the sex part. I'm going to get religious all over you. Anyway, I could play a thousand calls that are pretty much that exact same message. I'm not just calling for the sex part of it.

I think you'll be taking the Lord's name in vain when you actually hook up with us. We will get into everything we have in store for you this morning. It's going to be a good day. We've got a $500 Friday to look forward to in mere moments. So be ready to call and play and everything else for you. It's Friday on KROQ. Who's house? Rob's house.

It's KROQ. We're Klein Alley Show. Rob's house. Who's Rob? I try to sound like a boy every time. us boys watch football and girls but boys really love it we know you have the most testosterone on the show

highest T4 on the show and take a listen to this if you need a reason to get excited and you don't want to wait around for more football you can win money from us right now Clyde, Allie you know what time it is you know what day it is

it's $500 Friday $500 so let's find a way to take $500 bill from that fat lesbian and make her angry. So if you want to take $500 from that

quote, fat lesbian and make her angry. Me angry. Call now and answer some questions about the news. And I know there's always controversy. And earlier this week we had a winner. I think yesterday, actually, you lost and you had to pay someone. Yes, and a bunch of people again said that I shouldn't have lost.

She was cheating. There's so much controversy about yesterday's round. Hey, sweet divots y'all. Long time vlogger here. So, I'm just catching up on today's episode, and hell yes, Allie lost. This is great, but what's crazy is, come on, guys, you can't be calling shenanigans on the players when you guys pull your own shenanigans all the time. Also, tell Jake to shut up.

Whose side is he on? Don't you want the people to win? Come on, now. We know there was no shenanigans on their end. Everything they did was by the book, completely on the up and up. Y'all have a great one. Take it easy. All right, thanks for the calls.

Thanks for the feedback. If you'd like Allie's money, call now, claim it. It's a $500 Friday, and we'd love to pay the people, and it's Allie's money. And it's no spend September, so I will be doing extra research, especially because I've been on a bit of a losing streak. So call now, play next, and win $800-520-1067. That's after this on KROQ. Lots to give you this morning.

Chicken tenders, access to the KROQ in and out of Broker Soundspace, four times and $500 of Ali's money, plus we overshare things happening in our lives as well that usually we regret after we say it. We should probably start thinking before we speak, which is funny because that is like probably the number one thing

I think I was told my entire life is that he needs to think before he speaks. And I realize that I'm not good at thinking. I'm not really good at speaking either. But I'm definitely not good at thinking before I speak. After the fact, I realized that was stupid. I shouldn't have said all that. Or sometimes you double down and say, nope, I stand by

what I've said. That was stupid the first time and I'm going to say it again. But there's not a lot of thinking before we speak that goes on here which usually works out in your favor. Not good for us though. Definitely not good for our personal relationships. Especially when somebody tells us something that we talked about today on the show and I'm like, God, that, really? We said that?

That's so embarrassing. Yep. If we could go back, we would redo the show very differently every day. Yeah, let's start cutting a lot of stuff out of the show before we put it on the podcast, Jake. I feel like after the fact, I sometimes regret most of the things we talk about on the air. We'd be down to like a one-minute podcast. Great.

There'd be like nothing there. That's great. You know how you can AI polish your emails? Do that, but with our show. Yeah, polish it up and get rid of all the stupid things we say. And let's see how long it would be. We'd be the first thing that AI couldn't polish. They couldn't.

Unpolishable. I cannot polish a turd. They save society. Hey, Francisco in Long Beach, good morning and welcome to KROQ. Hi. Good morning. Sweet divots, my people. Sweet divots.

Hopefully you are $500 richer at the end of this little experiment known as Allie Knows the News. Or does she? She's going to leave the KROQ studios. No cheating. Answer these questions quickly, confidently, and accurately. And the second Allie gets the hell out of here, which is taking her longer these days because she's all winded and pregnant and all, you get a chance to go. So here we go. Allie Knows the News.

Which professional baseball team is the National League West champs? The Los Angeles Dodgers. We have a question number two. Costco is bringing back a fan favorite menu item to their food courts. And although they have not officially announced what that fan favorite menu item is just yet, people have it whittled down to two options. What are both of those options? i'm gonna have to say a chicken bake or individual pizza go to question number three right now this

singer is officially now only the second man to get his own ken doll in the history of ken dolls which singer is going to have his own ken doll which male singer is getting his own ken doll I'm going to have to go with Prince. Prince. We go to question number four. Capri Sun is making the news. Move over, Apple, and you're flipping phone. They've got a brand new product that they're unveiling.

What is the new Capri Sun product that is being unveiled? Everyone's going with handbags. I'm going to go with a designer handbag. A designer handbag just in time for Fashion Week. And we go to this final question. Question number five. What grade did Mayor Karen Bass give herself on homelessness? This is the grade she gave herself.

Well, she's full of herself, so I'm assuming it's going to be kind of a high grade. So, B-plus? B-plus. All right. Let's bring in Allie. We'll see how you did. I know you got a few right. Was it enough for you to get $500 of Allie's money?

Oh, God, I hope so. Even though it'll cost me breakfast, it's still kind of worth it because I always root for the player here. Nothing fun about losing. That's the thing I learned about those game shows on TV, like Price is Right. You know, people like to watch winners. They don't like to watch losers.

And to say you got all the way on to the Price is Right, you were told to come on down, and then you failed, or you stayed on contestants' row the whole time. And that's why they try to find winners on that show. Here, we've been accused of trying to find losers, but I like Francisco. I like the cut of his jib. So here we go, question number one.

Allie, which baseball team is the National League West champion? The Dodgers. You're not happy about that? It's the Dodgers. It is the Dodgers. Are you going to the game tonight? I'm going to the game tonight. I'm going to mush them good.

Well, you're not because you're probably going to wear your Giants jersey, right? I'm going to wear my Los Sloggers t-shirt. Oh, well, you're going to mush us good then. Yeah. All right. That is a correct answer. Both of you get the point. Congratulations, Dodgers.

As we go to question number two. Costco is bringing back a fan favorite to their food courts. And they have not officially announced what that fan favorite will be just yet. But there's rumors that it will be one of two possible items. Name the two possible items that everyone thinks it will be. I don't know if these went away, though, really. Is it churros? Okay, what is your other guess?

Oh, I have to guess two different things? I don't know, onion rings? I really don't know what they have. That's a terrible guess. Churros did go away in 2024. And there's a big contingent that believes churros will be coming back for a limited time. So I'm right.

You're right. He also, well, you're half right. He also said the pizza, and one of the pizza combos went away for a while too. And people are saying maybe that. He said pizza. Right. They haven't taken away pizza.

Individual pizza. They did take that away. And people are- He didn't say individual pizza. That's exactly what he said. You guys both get the point. Do not fight the people. The people will always have the power.

Remember that. You'll always find a way for me to lose. But, hey, listen. You guys are tied up. Another point for Francisco. No. I agree. Did someone say Francisco?

We go. You're the official coffee of the Kwan Alley Show. Well, then you're the winner always. Thanks, Allie. That's some good product placement right there. Nice and smooth. Oh, that's good. That was some smooth product placement.

The only thing smoother is non-Francisco's coffee. That's right, Clyde. All right, we've got a question number three, and it's tied up now, 2-2. This singer is now only the second man in history to get his own Ken doll. I believe that would be Lenny Kravitz. Wow, what a guess. He said Prince. I am surprised, but the correct answer is Lenny Kravitz.

That's a big story, and Lenny Kravitz says he thinks it's cool that they've chosen him. Well, what is he going to say? Well, I mean, look at it. Well, it's stupid. I don't care. That would have been cool if he was like, oh, man, that sucks. It's gay. We got a question number four.

Allie's up one now with two questions left. Move over, Apple. They've made a lot of big announcements, but this time it's Capri Sun's turn. They have made a major big announcement about a new product they're bringing to the market. What is Capri Sun doing next? That would be a giant Capri Sun bag that is three times bigger than the original. So he said Capri Sun purse as well in the world of fashion. No, no, no, no.

It's a giant. This is a triple the size Capri Sun pouch that they're calling Allie sized. And they're saying that it is, no, they're calling it the big pouch, which is also what we call Allie behind her back. But the big pouch, which is three times bigger than a standard Capri Sun. So, Allie, you do get the point again. And he did say Capri Sun bag, so I'm going to give it to him, too. Oh, stop it. He said a purse, you said.

Yeah. It's not a purse. It's a drinkable pouch. For men, all things that look like bags are purses. We don't know the difference. Excuse me. Listen to this pouch. I'm right.

Shut up, big pouch. And we go to this final question. Allie's still up one. What grade did Karen Bass give herself on homelessness? She gave herself a grade. What grade was it? She gave herself a B+. He said B+, as well.

I can't believe you guys. I don't know if you knew that he guessed, but that is the correct answer. He guessed B+. He said B+, so that is the correct answer. She gave herself a B+, which is so funny. I mean, you really are grading on a curve there. I mean, that's a real roundup there. That's the grade you change to when you are fudging your grades.

I would change Ds to B-s because I thought B-s would be too unbelievable. Even, to be honest, I thought that Bs would be unbelievable in my house, So I would go B minus, and that one I could kind of slide through. And my parents would be like, wow, you overachieved. Good for you. Yeah, when you're deciding what grade to give yourself, you go for, like, something in the Bs. Right, but like a B plus. But you're upgrading yourself.

But I had to do the minus because I knew that the D looked too much like a D, that I had to have the line from the B carry into the minus. And then my dad was like, all right, so he squeaked by a little above C. But, like, Karen Bass, she must have turned a D into a B plus. I mean, I'm just saying, maybe she thought it was like, how many homeless are there? Like, oh, my God. She's winning that. Yeah, so many.

Yeah, they're everywhere. I'm a B-plus on homelessness in general, but the amount of people. Well, Francisco, it was nice meeting you. Sadly, at the end of it all, Allie did hold on to her money for another week, which sucks for us. But anyway, what must you shamefully admit over the airwaves of K-Rock? Go ahead. I hate to admit that Allie knows the news. Congratulations, Francisco.

on your delicious coffee. Don Francisco's, the official coffee of Klein Alley Show. That's why we're so awake and full of energy. People say, how do you guys get so funny in the morning? I can't have my news without it. We will get into more show after Lincoln Park.

I'm KROQ. Good morning. Thank you, Lincoln Park. We're Klein Alley Show. This is KROQ. These are the numbers you'll need if you want to win stuff from us today, including access to unlimited chicken tenders tomorrow for Tender Fest. We will be out there. Allie, are you going to come sing the National Anthem again?

It was such an amazing performance last time. Allie flanked by two giant people in chicken costumes on both sides. Actually, they may have been real chickens. Who knows? I ate them both. They're dead now. They're gonzo. And this is obviously for us.

I mean, this is Vanessa's Coachella. No one loves tenders more than Vanessa. No one loves chicken, period, more than Vanessa. So throughout the show today, when you hear Vanessa demanding chicken, this is what it sounds like if you're unfamiliar. Come here, chickens. No, don't worry. I'm having problems finding it.

Oh, no, we can't find the Vanessa Kamir chickens. I can't find it, yeah. Don't you have a chickens folder at this point? Yeah, what the hell? She's demanded so much chicken on the show. Okay, Vanessa, do it. Do it live, Vanessa. No, she's eating chicken.

Yeah, she went to go get some more chicken from Ralph. She really did? Oh, my God. She left to go get chicken, so she can't do her chicken live? She's got a real addiction to the chicken. I think they dropped off a bunch of tenders from Tenderfest. I think she went down to go pick them up or something, because she wants to eat them before we get them.

We're going to have the chicken cam on Vanessa throughout the show today on YouTube, so you'll be able to monitor at any given time her just munching on chicken. Yeah, you can bet on the chicken tender count. Yeah, I don't know how many she'll put down today, but I would imagine north of 50. But regardless, when you hear Vanessa throughout the show, we'll find the clip, but when you hear her say, come here, chickens, which

everyone knows the clip by now. You've heard it a million times, but it's basically her going, come here, chicken, chicken. Here it is. Come here, chicken. That's what you're listening for. It'll happen multiple times throughout the show today. When you hear it, immediately call us. 20th caller. Every time you hear it, we'll get tickets to Tenderfest happening tomorrow. And if you want the other access,

which is to the In-N-Out Burger Sound Space, well, then you can win your way into that starting at 9 o'clock. Now, doing stuff for free is great, especially if you are taking part in this no-spend September crap, which Allie presented to us yesterday. We kind of missed the first half of the month of September, but she goes, ah, let's just start it now, and let's see who can spend the least.

Look, it's hard to do even for two weeks. Hard to do for a day. It's hard to do for one day. I mean, Jake is already completely losing because he has purchased a new concert T-shirt and a new poster all within a 12-hour period. T-shirt was only $10. But hold on.

I thought the whole deal with the no-spend September crap is you don't buy anything you don't need. It's just... I need it. No non-essential spending. Yeah, both of those things you bought are the least of the essentials. Don't you have hundreds of shirts? Don't you have no room left on your walls because you have so many posters? And he lives in a shack.

Small walls. Well, decorate a shack. I highly doubt that. I highly doubt that. Dude, he sent the picture of what he bought, and it looks like every other poster he already has. It's just purple, hazy photo. How much did you spend, Jake? I can't say.

It's future money. It's future Christmas money, so it doesn't count. Future money? What does that mean? What kind of girl math is that? You know exactly what it is. It's a present to myself for Christmas, so I'm not going to buy anything for myself for Christmas. This is my Christmas present.

How much was it? $25. No, it wasn't. You're lying. Yeah, I know. It's future Christmas money. Hello! Doesn't count.

I am the ghost of your lame future. Your wall is going to get uglier Welcome to Christmas 2029 You've bought yourself crap For the last seven years Oh, thank you, me I love crap How many Christmases are you ahead?

Like, are you The only couple Really? I don't even think people Give themselves Christmas gifts In general You do when you don't have kids Future Christmas money

Is the most absurd statement I have ever heard In my life So you bought yourself A future Christmas gift Look, it's only available for 24 hours. I have to buy it now or else I'll never be able to buy it. I tried to tell my wife that we're not spending any money for the rest of the month.

It did not go well, Allie. You know, it's no spend September right now? No, I didn't know. Well, starting today, we're doing the thing to see who can spend the least amount of money through the rest of the month. Ha ha. That was a good impression. Ha ha. The first reaction.

Ha ha. She did the best as fuck. The first reaction. Well, it's her going, ha-ha. I mean, she didn't even, like, take me seriously. Ha-ha-ha. It's the same thing. Ha-ha-ha.

Ha-ha. All right, you two. What are you saying? Ha-ha. It's not real. It is real. What do you mean it's not real? It is not real.

So, like, no eating everything we have in the freezer or not getting food, no buying stuff we don't need? Just because I won the thing. she believes that because she won petty claims court i have decided to go over the top with her and say well now we're doing no spend september that's how much she had no respect for the concept of the no spend september it's not because you won the thing this is like a thing there's nothing to do with it is that a purchase she bought something right in the middle of me saying it

I was like, what are you doing right now? I'm explaining the rules of no spend September, and you're ordering stuff. I'm sorry. I'm confused. You spend as little as possible on everything, like no spending. No spending is no spending. And then you're saying spend as little as possible. That's the same thing.

She's already catching you in this. Yeah, you don't spend. I had to explain. You don't spend more than what you need to spend. I tried to explain. The concept was so lost on her. Well, you have to pay for bills. You have to pay, like, you know, gas and stuff like that.

Workouts. Workouts. You work out. So you're not going to work out at all. Yeah, I'll drag the jugs of water. So everybody has heard this. You guys know I do the water jugs, work it out. I thought that was just a one-time thing.

You're doing that regularly? Well, I have to now. Yeah, I thought you were sleep-jugging. I mean, we'll go to the gym downstairs here. That's free, but I can't do anything right at the peg. No gym membership or anything like that. That's easy. You get here early or go after lunch.

You work out with stuff around the house, jugs of water and stuff. So, anyway, she's not thrilled about it. She walked away. Did it go better at your house? It went equally well at my house. I tried to break the news to everybody at dinner, and this is how that went. Okay, so, guys, you know how we... What, are they playing you out?

What the hell was that? I had to tell them through song. Oh, God. That's the worst. I thought, like, you know, whenever you try to, like, you know, do one of your accents, they just gong you. They gong you. We're done.

Oh, it's the guy at her place? All right, that's enough. You're trying to drown me out. Hi, kids. Yeah. Okay, so, guys. You know... If we just keep playing music, she'll leave us alone.

Oh, she's coming, she's coming. Start playing something. You know how we've been doing a lot of trips? Yes. So we went to Chicago, we went to Tahoe. i'm talking here god damn we went to nose boogers we went to nose boogers he's got great jokes good kids good joke so all of these trips cost money oh yeah he doesn't realize he doesn't know the concept of money yet that's a big bummer huh yeah and so i was thinking

that for the rest of the month we do no spend september what that's a good reaction too and seen similarly disgusted what right there yeah so we don't spend any more money for the rest of the month so that means no treats no toys for the rest of the month. So disappointing. No. Say no. No!

Say no. It's messed up. No one's getting on board with this. Mommy should give us... Two eyes! More! Mommy! And two eyes!

Okay, so that was... Wow, that backfired. Yeah, it really did. We're going to the baseball game tomorrow, and we're not going to bring any... We're going to bring all of our stuff. We're not going to buy anything at the game. That's not true.

Yeah. Guys, I'm serious. That's not true. Ali, you can't do... No, no, no, no, no, no. What, what? Oh, and they started going through all the things that they're going to buy. So now that they actually made a wish list at the end of it.

It's a terrible... It's not fair. It's not going over well. Ricky, quickly, we got to take a break. What's up? Dude, you're giving Jake a hard time for future money. He's going to save this. You are going to save money, and then you're going to gamble it away.

I actually won my bets last night. Thanks a lot, Josh Allen. I didn't win your bets. Whose house? Rand's house. You get it right. Thank you. All right.

Now I'm saying it too. She got the chicken. Oh, yeah. Vanessa came back. She did walk down the hall with a big, huge box of chicken, by the way. So if you want to start watching along on the chicken cam, you can watch Vanessa there, even while we go to the break. Keep that chicken cam on Vanessa.

She'll be grubbing all show long. We got to take a quick break. We're back with ADD News next. And let's try not to spend any money between now and then. We will give you the chance to win from us free shows. So you spend even less money this month as well. and that'll be all coming up on KROQ. Friday morning, KROQ.

Let's get into the ADD news. If you're watching along on YouTube right now, you got Chicken Cam. It's on Vanessa. She's going ham on some chicken tendies right now. And just keep listening for the sweet sounds of her saying, come here, chickens. If you want access to Tenderfest happening tomorrow,

the greatest collection of chicken tenders anywhere at the same place at the same time. That'll be coming up. Right now, though, let's get into this, your news. And should anyone tell Allie what's happening on her face or should we just let that happen live on YouTube? Don't worry about it. Let's just let it happen.

It looks great. It looks great. Wipe your face? No, no, don't wipe your face. It looks good. I think it's good. What, where, what do I have? Something here?

Nope, you're good. Something right here? You're all good. Let's get into this. Your news. Vanessa's just nodding her head yes to everything. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News.

Where is it? Oh. You were dribbling a lot of sauce out of the side. You look like a weird, like a fat vampire. Instead of blood, just like wing sauce. Why do I have to be a fat vampire? Well, because vampires have blood, and you had, like, wing sauce ripping down your face.

It was hilarious. Chicken papaya. Oh, boy. You know what? I've never seen the look in her eye when she's eating chicken. It's insane to watch. I'm trying to give a show. She's high on chicken.

She's high. She's not trying to give a show. This is all authentic. No, it's not. I like chicken a normal amount, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then she's going to town on these wings, or on this chicken, and then she's telling us about her new wing fetish and how she's been super into wings lately.

I said I'm into it. Do you have your own eating gloves? She brought gloves. You brought your own eating gloves? No. What are you talking about? No, I'm looking at them. They brought the gloves.

I've never once seen this before. You're wearing your own gloves for eating chicken. Do you travel? I want to be a messy girl. Also, they had chicken, brought the gloves. So I'm using them. They gave them to me. I'm going to use them.

What I'm looking at right now is wild. And then she said, I'm only going to eat three. Yeah, I ate two. I'm about to eat the last one, so if you want to see me eat chicken, get on it, because this is it. That's going to be happening all show long. This is it until next hour. Yeah, don't worry. Allie, what's happening in the world?

Okay, so it sucks getting a parking ticket. We all know the feeling, especially if it's for something dumb like street sweeping. But the good news is that if you live in L.A., that street sweeping ticket could be bogus, and you could get your money back. L.A. has been issuing thousands of bogus parking tickets for street sweeping. and if you've gotten one you can let them know and if it's bogus they will give you your money back if you've paid that ticket la material investigation found the city of la gave out nearly 1 million dollars worth of street sweeping tickets on days when city workers did not actually sweep the streets now listen to this because i had no idea about this specifically here's the

thing okay you might not know this but most streets are only swept twice a month so every other week although you might see those no parking signs for a certain day of the week every week officers won't give you tickets on the off weeks so if even though it says every wednesday they might only do it twice a month so those are the only times that you actually have to move your car here's the thing la material reporters found officers had still given more than 12 500 tickets on days where no sweeping was scheduled amounting to nearly a million dollars in fines the city says they will conduct an audit and they promise to pay you back if you paid for a ticket you shouldn't have been given unbelievable right listen i i think i don't buy it by the way the

sign's a sign the sign is the sign says no parking tuesdays between noon and two and i thought that was their main defense was here's the sign that's really another tuesday and uh but but the reality is... They don't do it every Tuesday. I understand that, but I didn't think they will still... I thought the sign's a sign. Right, if they put a sign in their house... That's why you obey it. And the signs are also misleading, because they also go third Tuesday of every month, or whatever,

every other Tuesday. Sometimes they do that. Three signs on one post, it's like, uh, I don't know which one to listen to. Yeah, if they double or triple up on the signs, you just walk away. But if you live in that area, and you know which weeks actually get swept... Well, you can look it up. I think there's a website.

There's a new greatest feeling in the world, and that is when you do go to your car and there's a ticket on it, which is a terrible feeling, and then you realize after looking at the ticket that they got something wrong. Either they got a letter wrong in your license plate, or they got the make of your car wrong, and then you know because of their error, you now are off the hook. And that is such a great feeling.

I've had that happen a few times, and I'm like, oh, it's amazing. I'm still right. I'm still excited about the ticket that I got that has not been filed yet. Is Vanessa breakdancing now? Yeah, she's dancing while she's eating the chicken. Yeah, she's very excited. It's called the chicken dance. Yeah.

Let's listen to the news, please. Are you going to eat all that chicken? No, this is my third one. I said I'm only eating three. Allison, what is the news? Just tell me the news. Please, continue. After many, many decades of being one of the richest people in the entire world,

Warren Buffett has announced that he is finally retiring. He is stepping down from running Berkshire Hathaway, stepping down will take him a long time because he is 96 years old and he is currently worth 144.7 billion dollars now i know he's not in almost trillionaire territory but doing this job has been his life and has been his livelihood for many many many years however at 96 years old he still drinks five 12 ounce servings of coke every single day and says he eats like a six-year-old because six-year-olds have the lowest death rate he also never spends more than three dollars and 17 cents on his daily breakfast,

which is usually McDonald's, and he still lives in the same five-bedroom house in Omaha, Nebraska that he bought in 1956 for $31,000. Wasting away again in Margaritaville. God, she's really hitting her, huh? That's Warren Buffett, not Jimmy Buffett.

You're confused, Vanessa. It's a different Buffett. But, you know, he said his secret, Allie, for acquiring all that wealth is he's never wasted any money on concert t-shirts or posters. Specifically, he said that. Yeah, so that's the secret. We get into a brand new hour of the show right now,

perhaps the greatest hour of your life. Here we go.