Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- ADD News, Secondhand Cindy and MORE

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey, what's going on, Klein Alley?

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Let's get the show started. The show started. The show started. We are live in Los Angeles. Three, two, one. And here we go. It's Klein Alley Show. Low 6.7.

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It's KROQ. We are Klein Alley Show. If you need us, phone's text line 800-520-1067. You'll need those numbers. If you want some Weezer from us a little bit later this morning, a chance to go see that band again in Boston in the world's worst announcement and the worst surprise ever, we shared that news with you after you already learned about it

because... We suck. Because we suck. And then we got an explanation after the show yesterday as to who really messed up here, but then they claimed that they didn't mess up because there was a plan on Thursday. I don't understand.

No one here likes to take accountability for their screw-ups. The explanation was that there was an email that was sent out that said that it was going to be released at midnight. Right, but not to us. But it wasn't really made clear. We're looking at you, Miles. It was just deep in an email. We're looking at you, Miles, the DJ.

We don't speak in code. We're humans here. We are humans. So when we have a big announcement, like we're giving away a trip to go see Weezer, we don't understand what it means. I wrote in the email about a code. The code was in the email.

What is this? We're not trying to defuse bombs here. This is together like a beautiful mind. Figure it out. Sent some random-ass email that said the code has been switched at midnight to Q7735. What is that? You think we know what that is? He must not want us to announce it.

We can't even say words right on the show. You think we can work in codes here? Jesus Christ. I know. Even basic things we're supposed to say, just words written on a piece of paper, we can't do. We need clear messaging. For the love of Christ, Allie, yesterday we did a doorbell salute for a listener whose dog died. That's where we're at mentally.

We don't have the ability to decipher codes here. By the way, that guy heard his doorbell salute. Do you think he liked it or hated it? This man that called crying about his dog dying. I think he must have loved it. This is what he said. Hey, Klinelli Show. Thank you for the nine doorbell tribute to my dog.

Pudge would have really appreciated the thought, but not the doorbell. So thank you again. I was driving home laughing and crying like a lunatic at the bit. And you guys are great. You guys are just the best. So thank you again. We're going to keep on slogging. Thanks.

Guy's going to keep slogging along. And he said that he was laughing and crying like a lunatic, which is the effect that we hope to have on many people. And when you get your new dog, name it Slog the Dog. Slog the Dog. You're really dedicated. We were trying to get that pig that was running loose in West Hollywood. And we were going to call it Slog the Hog or Slogger the Hogger. And sadly, it got bid on by that celebrity.

So we couldn't get that. So anyway, here we are together again. Decent show in store for you. We'll tell you all about it next on KROQ. Rock, good morning. Hey, Rock. We are Klein and Lee's show. A lot of people asking the same question.

Sweet divots, are the tickets to the Clams Tank, Clams Slam, going for sale? Because I can't get through these calls. No, they're not for sale. You have to win them from us, sadly. But the good news is we have at least five chances to win today, including any time you hear the Chug chant, be sure to call us at 800-520-1067. That can happen when you least expect it. Also going to bring back the Dank Tank today,

which means your best idea will instantly get you access to the Clam Slam, also known as the Endless Summer Kegger. Yeah, we would never charge you. We would never do something smart like make money. Yeah, that's a good idea. And apparently these tickets are in demand. So in demand, people are asking from other states if they can attend the Clam Slam. Hi, guys.

Sweet dibs. Long-time slogger here. Your favorite listener from Massachusetts, Dawn. I'm not sure if you'll remember who I am, But my husband and I are the one that have the two TVs side by side so he can game and I can watch TV in the same room. I don't remember this call, but that's a great idea. First time I've heard it. It's crystal clear.

I remember every word. Go ahead, Don. You don't remember one thing about her. Where is she from? She's from Nevada. No, Massachusetts. She just said it a second time. The reason for my call is that.

By the way, the call is labeled listener from Michigan. But she said Massachusetts. To each their own. Regardless, she's got a great idea. I heard her husband, they have side-by-side TVs. I love a side-by-side TV house. I think that if you're not doing that, you're doing it wrong. It's a great idea.

The reason for my call is that he actually just wanted to surprise me by having us fly out to go to the event. And I didn't know if that was possible because we're not California residents. Do we need a special invite? I don't know, but I want to manifest this. We would love to fly out. He is now also a huge fan. So let me know, Vanessa.

I'm manifesting. I'm manifesting. I'm manifesting all day. You want, you got to be the right caller to get through. I don't know what the rule is. Do we ever find that? No, I don't think it matters if you live here. No, it matters.

It does? It's part of contest rules. Pretty sure, pretty sure Ali said it doesn't matter. So we're going to go with that. Doesn't matter. Everybody we want. Doesn't matter. You know what you can do?

Find an LA address. Right. Same thing. And give it to us. Yeah, you just say. Yeah, don't say where you're from. Look up an address for a Wahoo's Tacos and just give that address. as your home address.

We've all done it. Yeah, we've all used that before. So anyway, I would love it. Everyone who wants to come, you want to fly out to this thing? I think that's a giant waste of your time and resources, but we'd love to have you regardless. Yeah, technically you have to be here,

but we are easily fooled. So we'll have chances throughout the day today. Every hour at least a chance, and one hour we'll have a bonus chance so you can all come and hang out with us at the Endless Summer Kegger, also known as the Clamslam. And trust us,

we would like to have every single person there. We don't want to pick at all. Also, I just want to point out, because in a moment you're going to get a chance to take some of Allie's money in Allie Knows the News. And today's the day that we have a few celebrities that have heard your invitation. We've been reaching out to celebrities on your behalf

because you are able to have a one-night stand, according to your wife, as long as it's with a celebrity. Yeah, A or B. I think she even went up, I think she went down to C. C-list celebrity, all the way down to C-list. So we reached out to a few. We have responses from some, and we will play them for you later in the show today.

But I will say that you do have options. Men and women? Both? Oh, yes. Okay. And unrelated to that, we had a celebrity calling for you on the GOAT line, and I think that you should hear this as well. Yeah, I am looking for Allie Johnson. This is RFK Jr. calling, Allie, and I didn't realize the impact this show is having now, but this man has called and left you a message.

I heard she was making fun of me on her radio program. I don't know, I just wanted to let her know that I told half of Los Angeles to go buy her portrait where she looks like her mom's wife and throw dookie at it. I don't think that's actually RFK Jr., but regardless. I don't know, it sounds a lot like him. It's pretty spot on. I wasn't making fun of him, I was making fun of his phone ringing in the middle of his speech. At this point, I mean, he does sound like a dead ringer right here. Yeah, I am looking for Allie Johnson.

Yeah, so anyway, there you have it. If you want Allie's money, call now. Claim it, 800-520-1067. So I can have sex with him is what you're saying? I think he goes on to say that. Got it, okay. That's a real concern of his. Of all of the things he's concerned about health-wise, that one tops on his list.

800-520-1067. Five questions about the news. Do better than Allie. She'll instantly pay you $100 cash money. Or you can have sex with her. The choice is yours. She's very open to it. This weekend only, she's got a one-night hall pass opportunity.

Well, it's two nights. Two-night hall pass opportunity. Yeah. So get it before it's gone. And you can follow up RFK Jr. in the bedroom. It's going to be exciting. Wouldn't you like some of this? Oh, God damn.

That's happening right now on the YouTube. Oh, that's a little sore, actually. Whoa, whoa. Allie just lactated, I think. No, it's just kind of sore there. I don't know. We'll come back and play the game after this on KROG. A hundred bucks up for grabs every morning around this time.

Chance to take Allie's money. This past Friday, Allie did pay out $500 on a $500 Friday. So real people are winning real money. And it always hurts. And the best part is when she forgets she lost, and then we remind her a day later, and then it has to hurt her all over again. I mean, think about the times you gamble, and the times you gamble on yourself. Yep. And then think about that loss and how that feels, and how then you forget about it for a little while, and then you remember, and you go, ah.

Every time I look in the mirror, I'm reminded of it. I go, why did I bet on myself ever? What a stupid, stupid bet. I bet on this face. Everyone knew going in, this was a loser. This is a loser bet right here. I made it every time. But you know what?

We're here. It's about not having short-term memory where you don't remember it. You go, I'll do it again tomorrow. Hey, I'm Mike in Westlake Village. Good morning. Good morning. Five questions up for grabs. Also, access to the endless summer kegger.

Slightly stupid. It's going to be a good time happening September 3rd at the Back Bay Amphitheater in Newport Beach at the Hyatt there. Allie's leaving the KROQ Studios. Hopefully, you answered these questions correctly. They are about the news, and your round will officially begin in moments. And those moments are rights now. All right, $150,000 worth of this shoe brand has been stolen out of a train in San Bernardino County. And Omar does not have an alibi, so I'm just saying, all eyes on DJ Omar Khan.

What brand of shoes, $150,000 worth, stolen out of the back of a train? I'm going to guess Jordans. Jordans. When in doubt, go with the Jordans. We go to question number two right now. there's a new dating trend it's getting a lot of buzz and it's called it's a term called

polyester polyester what does it mean if you are in a polyester relationship you're wearing a lot of different clothes all right

we go to question number three Target has pulled a Halloween costume from their stores for what reason

something inappropriate More specific. There's obviously many different types. Inappropriate Beetlejuice. Inappropriate Beetlejuice. All right. I'm going to write that down. We go to question number four right now.

A sandwich at a strip mall in Glendale is dividing the Internet right now because of its price. What is the cost of the sandwich right now that is dividing the Internet because of what they are charging for it? What is the cost of this brisket sandwich? $45. $45. I remember thinking once pizzas cross $20, what the hell's going on? But now that sandwiches, you believe, are creeping into $50, that does seem crazy. And finally, this last question.

This actor has officially now been added to HBO's Harry Potter series. In fact, replacing another actor. Which actor are they bringing in to the HBO Harry Potter series? Joe Pesci. Oh, man, that would be amazing. He's going to play young Harry Potter. All right, let's bring in Allie. We'll score it together.

You're battling Mike. The news is always changing. Send Allie in. She doesn't know what's going on. She's been fully sequestered. Mike, I'm rooting for you. Up for grab money, access, bragging rights, glory. Allie is back in her seat right now.

Sorry, seat. The only loser today in this round is the seat. That chair is losing everything. Save me! I'm so sorry, seat. Sorry, seat. Thank you for your service. Take a moment of silence for Ali Seed real quick, guys.

I'm sorry, Seed. All right, that'll do it. That's nice. Question one. $150,000 worth of this shoe brand has been stolen out of the back of a train and Sam Bernardino, no word yet on if DJ Omar Khan was involved. Which shoe brand was stolen?

Is that a hint? It's a hint because it happened to his neck of the woods and he's been known to steal shoes before. I'm just going to go with Nike. I feel like everyone steals Nike stuff. He said, Jordan, I will accept both of those as the same answer for the most part, but sadly, you're both wrong.

Check your dad to the left and check your dad to the right. New balances. $150,000 worth of new balances were stolen. It's a lot of new balances. It's a lot of jogging for a lot of dads. It's a lot of jogging. We've got a question number two.

No one gets the point. There's a new term, dating term, if you're in a polyester relationship. Polyester is all the rage these days. Please explain what polyester means. Doesn't it just kind of mean lame? Like it's not leveled up. It's just kind of plain polyester.

He says it means there's a lot of outfit changes or something like that. Allie says lame. But I think the idea about polyester is it's cheap and it's very, you just kind of move on. It means nothing. It's temporary, very temporary. I think that my answer was right. So no one gets the point on that one. Excuse me?

No, you said lame. No one gets the point. No one gets the point. We move on. That answer was polyester, Allie. We don't even know what it means either. You're polyester, Allie. You're polyester.

Question three. Zero zeros. We've got a question three. A sandwich. Oh, excuse me. Target has pulled a costume from its stores. For what reason? Target already pulling Halloween costumes.

Shouldn't even be putting them out yet. It's August. Yeah, pull them all. But they are pulling one specifically for what reason? I mean, I'll just go with racially insensitive. Okay. He said inappropriate Beetlejuice. Allie's going to get the point on this one because this one is racial.

And it appears to be based on a very old racist meme. I guess meme would not be the right word for the time. But a drawing of what would have been considered a very racist caricature of an African-American. What? So they had a costume on it? And it was very similar. I don't know if there was any intention to look like this. But I guess as soon as someone said, what the hell are they selling there?

And they put the picture side by side, they're like, let's pull that off the shelf immediately. Yeah, I mean, there's intentional racism, always wrong, and then there's oopsies, it's racist. Right, like the woman who tried to dress like the black Sharpie, and she did blackface because she was trying to look like a Sharpie, and she lost her job. And she was working at Staples, that woman. And that made sense. And they told them there, you have to dress like your favorite office supply, you sell. And she went as black Sharpie, and she got fired. I mean, she could have done any other Sharpie color.

That was her mistake. Should have gone blue avatar Sharpie like Jake's going to do. No, I get fired too. Question, I wish. Question number four, Ali goes up one. There's a sandwich at a strip mall in Glendale that is dividing the internet right now for the price. It is a brisket sandwich. What is the price of the sandwich that is freaking people the F out?

Yeah, I heard about this. I think it's $38 for a sandwich. He said $45. Allie is right on the number. It's a $38 sandwich. We've got to get it. And people are saying it's delicious. Other people are saying it's overrated.

Well, it was dubbed the best sandwich in the nation or something. Yeah, but then other people are saying it's still not worth $38 for a sandwich. We go to this final question. Allie's up, too. And your round is coming to an end, Mike. I hate to say this. Harry Potter, the TV version that's coming to HBO, has just announced who will be replacing. There's a new actor that's joining the cast, replacing another actor.

Yes. People are all buzzing about it. It's a big buzz. I saw this and I can't remember. Is it? I'm just going to go with Robert Pattinson. No, he said Danny DeVito, which was a great. No, he said Joe Pesci, which was a great guest.

Sadly, the correct answer is Kit Harington. Oh, of Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones fame. Well, at the end of it all, little ups, little downs. Doesn't really matter. Mike, you win nothing. No money from Allie, so sorry about that. Good news is you'll have a chance to win your way later on today into our endless summer of kegger.

And what must you shamefully admit over the airwaves of K-Rock? Go ahead. My name is Mike from Westlake Village, and Allie knows the news. Yeah, but the loser here today is not Mike. It's still Allie's chair. Let's never forget that. Sorry. Sorry, chair.

More show after Green Day. K-Rock, we were calling Allie's show yesterday, got into a heated discussion about what is considered cheating by 2026 standards and how it's shifted quite a bit, and there are certain nuances and variables. A video went up on our Instagram yesterday that has a ton of people commenting, saying that we are either completely wrong, they don't agree. There's a guy who's got a very similar question, but a topic that we did not cover yesterday, and he needs us to give it an answer because apparently his relationship is hanging on by a thread based on how he answered this question, which is waiting for us on the GOAT line.

Before we can do that, though, we have a very special guest joining us right now on the hotline. Oh, no. Hit second, hit second, second, hit second, second-hand Cindy. My queen. Second-hand Cindy, good morning. Good morning. How are you guys? We're doing great. A couple of questions. First of all, are you already drinking this morning? I am.

And what is your drink of choice this morning? Well, I thought I'd start out easy, just having a white Russian. Oh, nice. That's kind of like coffee. I mean, it counts. I don't think I've had a white Russian since I was 19. That's an acceptable breakfast drink, I believe, because it's very sweet. It's so thick.

It's like cereal almost. Second, Cindy, I hope that we see you at our endless summer kegger. The reason we're calling those specifically is because, Jake, I know this is going to be shocking for you as someone who is a garden a day smoker and has been for a long time but jake the nerd who i know you uh you know well because he drove you home from our last hangout in that 7-eleven parking lot uh where you saw true not making everything i'm saying is true here real rager uh where you were stepping on your chicken wing before you picked it up and ate it uh jake said that he has never smoked a cigarette

in his entire life what do you think about that that's amazing he didn't even like try one as a kid never and he was like a d1 uh track not star but a track participant or something so as a result i think that once he got involved in the running he kind of you know smoking and running don't necessarily go hand in hand the question we have is and he had offered this up he said the only way he would ever try a cigarette because he's made it this long in his life without ever smoking is that if he were to shotgun one of your cigarettes out of your mouth that's not what i said i would say i had to try one of hers that shotgun out of her mouth are you down for either of these cindy or both i'm down for both all right great love it so i haven't done that in a while

yeah well cindy i know that you uh you shotgun many cigarettes probably with your brother but also you are willing to to give up a cigarette for jake i know it's tough ass because cigarettes are more expensive than ever. Oh, absolutely. I will give Jake whatever he needs. Yeah. He needs his medicine. I believe Jake does need his medicine.

All right. So the answer is... Wait, how do you shotgun a cigarette? She would take a nice long drag. I've seen her take down an entire cigarette with one drag. It's incredible to watch. She can do that. She's got the power.

She's secondhand Cindy. Let's not forget. And she would do that. She would take an entire cigarette. What's your brand currently, Cindy? Well, right now I'm smoking Palmo Light 100. So for someone that's never smoked, it's very light for them. Yeah, it's like air.

It's like the Bud Light of cigarettes? Yeah, basically. It's like a tall boy. Right. That would be a good way. It's a good gateway one to get you into smoking, Jake. But it's basically, and smoking's back. It's very trendy again now.

If any kids are listening, you should probably start smoking. But so she'll take this hit. She'll suck down the cigarette, and then she'll blow it into your mouth. Jake. Oh, okay. Like, lips to lips? I think so. No, you don't have to do lips to lips. You can just get close to lips. Cindy, you decide. It's really your body, your choice.

Well, what I'll do is I'll light it up and let it go down at least halfway, and then I put the cigarette in my mouth with the lip part first, and then I'll put

my lips around it, and then I can blow it into him. Oh, I've seen that trick before. It's badass. So you get halfway through the cigarette, and then you put the lit side inside of your mouth, and then you can blow the smoke out of your mouth? Right. Into Jake.

Great. I can't wait. I'm all for it. It is an endless summer. So this is going to be at the Kegger, so you can get out to, you'll have no problem getting there. I know you can't drive because of all the DUIs and stuff, but you can get to our event, you think? Oh, absolutely. And I can drive, even though I have all those.

But, yes, I'm going with Doug. That's amazing. You're still on the road after all these years. You know, it's a 26-strike-you're-out policy here. We get it. You get a second chance. All right, second chance Cindy, we call you. Yeah.

All right, listen. These are all party tricks you would see at a kegger. Of course. I mean, the Bud Light Bros can shotgun a beer. She can do smoke rings, all these smoking tricks. It's going to be great. We can't wait to see you. We're going to have a secondhand Cindy,

and Jake's going to have his first cigarette courtesy of you, so that's going to be fun for him as well. Oh, I'm so excited. Can't wait to see you guys. All right. We love you. Thank you. Thank you.

There she is, the great secondhand Cindy. You enjoy the rest of that white Russian. I know we're supposed to take a break now, but I did promise we'd answer this man's question, and his relationship hangs in the balance and is exactly 20 seconds long. So, Allie, here's the question. Is it considered cheating if you don't want to give phone access

to your spouse slash girlfriend, boyfriend, whatever you have? uh you know the uh lock unlock phone passcode uh i'm just wondering not that i'm cheating or anything but there are conversations with the boys that we that we have that wife slash girlfriend should not be seen not because it's cheating or anything but because of the stupid conversation anyhow that's my question is it cheating thanks guys sweet dears love you guys it was one of the things that we didn't quite get into yesterday when we talked about it but the idea that if you do not give your significant other full access to your phone then that is somewhere in the realm of cheating and this guy's making a very good point i have some of the dumbest conversations you could

possibly imagine with guy friends and even just stuff i look at online is so stupid and i don't necessarily need her to judge me based on that even though it's nothing to do with being uh unfaithful so are you saying you don't give your wife access she has she's so she can look on your phone all she wants she's gonna respect me less afterwards yeah i'm gonna find anything suspicious here's the thing if you say look at my phone i don't care you have all the access you want that will put the person at ease knowing that if they want to they can go through your phone now they probably won't because you're allowing them full access if you start cutting it off and saying no you can't have my passcode why what do you you know what are you hiding that's what

they're going to start thinking and then it's going to make them want to go through your phone So I say give the access. Well, you've got to at least give the illusion of access. Yeah, exactly. Even if you have things to hide or you feel like you're going to be judged for certain things, if you're denying access, that's going to put up a red flag for them. You went through your wife's phone recently, and you found her talking trash about you with a friend. Yeah, we were in a fight, and she was talking about the fight to our close friend and talking crap about me.

Do you wish you had not seen that? Like, going back now, do you wish you had not grabbed the phone and gone through it? No, because it was great when I whipped it out during our fight. I was like, that's not what you said to so-and-so. And she was like, uh, and that was the best. I was like, you got that! Yeah, it's all about, you got to load up. You got to load up on all the arsenal.

You got to just keep growing your arsenal. Yeah, so just check once a month, write some things down, so that you have it in a fight. I don't think this was probably good advice for you, sir, at all, but you can take it. It's free. We'll be right back with your news and then a brand new hour of the show and access to the Endless Summer Kegger and more after this. Hey, Rob. We are Fine Alley Show. Getting through some ADD news, and then a brand new hour of the show will officially begin.

If you're keeping track, Alley is potentially going to be having a one-night stand this Friday or Saturday because her wife said it's okay as long as it's with a celebrity. I was going to go robot, but if I can go celebrity, that's much better. I'd rather have a person than just some AI. So we have been reaching out to every possible celebrity we know or have connections to to try to figure out if we can make this happen for Alley because she's only going to get more pregnant by the day, And she's been given this once-in-a-lifetime hall pass opportunity.

And, Allie, you'll be thrilled to find out that even though you're allowed to go as low as a C-list celebrity, I believe we have an A-lister that was the first to respond to the invitation. Hello, Allison. This is Morgan Freeman. But I'm sure you already knew that. I hear that you have a hall pass to sleep with me this weekend. Unfortunately, I have eyeballs and just saw you, so it's a strong pass for me. Good luck.

Okay. Wow. Out of some early rejection. You know, it's still nice coming from Morgan. I feel offended, but also I feel warm inside. That hurts. But anyway, congratulations. An honor just to be considered, I guess.

Your news now and more celebrities. I think you know how this is going to go. Right. If you don't like us talking to your baby bit, you're really going to hate this one. Here's your news. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. When it's your birthday, the best perk is you get to go to a restaurant,

have a bunch of strangers in aprons saying happy birthday to you and give you a free dessert this experience has been forever tainted for one woman because she did that thing they brought out that dessert and there was something offensive written on her dessert and now she's upset it was supposed to be a celebration but the message left on her birthday dessert was nothing short of shocking now the woman who is quadriplegic is trying to understand how this happened my family angry my fans are angry at she along with friends and family went out to celebrate her 29th birthday at the restaurant blue on the hudson and we hawking is that a real 29th birthday or like you know 29 is the one you lie about the most right that's your 37 let's let's go ahead and tell the

truth if you're always sitting down you probably don't know as much what a person's age is you know what i mean because definitely feels like it goes 27 28 29 29 29 29 29 and then it just goes 30s. Eventually, he'd become 30s. Young 30s. I'm turning 30s again. Cinnabaldi, who is a singer-songwriter, was diagnosed with a cervical spinal injury when she was two years old. When it was time

for dessert, she was served a message that was far from sweet. What it said was, happy birthday, wheelchair. Oh, man. So, first of all, her name is Cinnabaldi. Hard to spell. Yeah. And this is written in chocolate, in the chocolate sauce on the dessert.

Now, happy birthday wheelchair, obviously, not okay. You think that was one of those things where it got lost in translation? Like, they said, hey, let's make a happy birthday for the... Whose birthday is it? Wheelchair over there? So, it's interesting you say that. They do have an explanation. Oh, they do, because, yeah, that's the obvious one. I mean, I know, I one time got a cake.

I think it was a Mrs. Fields cookie cake, and it said on the cake, just don't say her age, because in the notes I wrote, I was getting... I think I was getting it from my wife for her 29th birthday, coincidentally. And I think in the notes, they asked me what I wanted to say. And I think I wrote the name, but I said on notes, just don't say the age. And apparently, I wrote the wrong thing in the wrong box. And the cake came back, and it just said in frosting, just don't say her age.

That's all it said on the cake. That's all it said on the cake. Which is great that that person's like, all right, I'm going to write it down. You would think they'd call or something. You sure you want this to say this? No, but maybe you're being funny. They don't know why it's being written that way. You know me.

Yeah, you're funny, funny. I'm not being funny. That's the obvious. A message that stunned the table and the birthday girl. Just me, by surprise. Blue on the Hudson said management was deeply saddened by what occurred, apologizing for what it describes as an unfortunate mistake. Saying in part, the word wheelchair was used as a reference to identify where a birthday dessert with a candle should be delivered. Unfortunately, that notation was misunderstood and was written on the plate itself.

So it was exactly what you said. It was supposed to be, this is where you bring it. It's bring it to wheelchair. Right. And we have a guy, the K-Rock guy that's at all of our events. And we call him Wheels. And he's in a wheelchair. And he likes that name.

And if we got him a cake, we would say happy birthday, Wheels. Right. And apparently, Omar says he's been a K-Rock fan for so long, he used to be Crutches. Now he's officially Wheels. Yeah. But he used to be. Do he have stickers all over his crutches? Because he has stickers all over his wheelchair.

All over his wheelchair. Yeah, his wheelchair is the only branding we have for this radio station. What is his actual name? Do we even know? I think it was born Wheels. He lived up to his name. His name is Rick. He's a real nice guy.

Rick, yeah, I like Rick. I always see Rick at our events. He's cool. Rick, I love Rick. I know his name. Yeah, it's Rick. Hey, shout out, Wheels. Burning Man starts this weekend slash next week

if you want to feel like you are literally burning alive in the middle of the desert during a heat wave. And there's also an active fire on the main route to Burning Man. 90,000 people are currently still evacuated near Reno. Then when you get there, there are going to be some changes. This year, the organizer said they are allowing smart glasses or meta-glasses at the festival. And there is a lot of uproar about that

because all the burners are like, man, it's supposed to be about freedom and no judgment. And I should be able to get naked and do acid and not have it all over the internet. So people are concerned. They did say that people cannot record others without their consent. But as we've gotten our hands on meta-glasses,

you know, nobody does that. And they're called perf-glasses for a reason because a lot of people, especially if you are on drugs and just having a good time, You're not noticing that little light where someone's recording you. And if you're messed up yourself, you aren't necessarily going to remember to even ask people if they want to be filmed. So now we're going to get a much bigger glimpse into what happens at Burning Man because everyone's going to be wearing the meta glasses. I know the burners like to pretend that they want to just keep it all there.

But you're spending that much money, time, and effort putting together your stupid disco ball outfit and your furry boots and whatever else you put. You want to show. That's a real look at me. You want that. But I think that there are plenty of people who are, look at me. Yeah. But the original people. Okay, the originals.

That go every single year, I don't think are like that. I think they really do just want an organic experience to connect with humans. And what percentage of the people there are originals versus the look at me's? Oh, I think it's... 3%? Yeah. I think it's probably 20% of the original people that are still doing it. And then finally, point humans in the battle of humans versus robots.

Human job resumes perform better than AI-written resumes. They did a study, and they discovered plain, single-column, human-written resumes got the highest response rate when it came to... Yeah, and then two-column human resumes were the next, and then the worst was AI resumes. The worst is the person who, in her email signature, says, jokes, comedy, and musicals, or whatever. Shenanigans. Whatever you write, you're stupid. Oh, my God. Yeah, Allie's email signature is the piss.

I mean, it really is the worst. Does he still say that? I think it does. I don't know how to change it. Omar has shamed her about this for years. I don't even think he opens her emails anymore because he doesn't want to see it. But it just adds to the shenanigans. Sincerely, Allie Johnson.

Voiceover, laughter, and shenanigans. I didn't say laughter. Whatever the hell you say. Yeah, no, don't say laughter. I would never say that. False advertising. 714 says, from what I'm hearing, it sounds like Klein's next birthday cake is going to say, Happy birthday, nose.

Yeah. Meanwhile, more importantly, someone who can connect us to a celebrity for Allie, 916 says, I have access to a Gary Busey, Allie. Oh. So get ready. Definitely that would be someone you could all pass with. So we get into a brand new hour of the show at this exact moment on KROQ.