Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- ADD News, Vanessa's Water Park and MORE

Episode Date: June 29, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey, what's going on, Klein and Alley?

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Let's get this show started. The show started. show started we are live in los angeles three two one and here we go you guys are stupid assholes i'm spicy Whatever, you fat bitch. That'd be sick. Let's get high.

Oh, baby, gonna get there, don't you know? Get your motor running with the Klein and Halle show. I said, get your motor running For the Klein and Ellis Show I'm raising a family of pool peers, and I'm proud of it. It's Klein and Ellis Show. Low 6.7, KROQ FM and HD Pasadena, Los Angeles, Orange County. The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles.

This is the world famous KROQ. Hell yeah, welcome to a brand new week, and good morning. with your Klein Alley show on KROQ. If you need us, call us, text line 800-520-1067. Good morning to all of you watching along as we are streaming on YouTube right now. Good morning, NetBangers, everyone else who is deciding to check the show out

for the very first time. My name is Klein, that is Alley. Good morning. DJ Omar Khan right there. Yo. Jake Z Nerd in the back room taking them calls. Postmaster Johnny and producer Vanessa and Ginger Justin is back in the back

making sure that the live stream stays on YouTube at least until it starts glitching out, which will happen at some point, I'm sure. He's here despite many obstacles. Yeah, car officially... Died. Died. It's always tough if you've had a car that is unreliable for a while,

and it dies, but you're like, it's like that relationship where the first breakup never really holds, so you have the breakup, and then you kind of get back together, and then you break up again, this time for real, but then you're like, ah, let's just have sex. We're already having sex. It doesn't count. And then eventually it's like this is a dead, dead relationship. Same thing with the car, usually.

It doesn't die forever the first time. There's problems. A couple of lights go on. You get it looked at. You're like, I think my car is done. And then all of a sudden, it's back again. You're like, I don't know. It's just working for some reason.

And then finally, it's it. Just it finally is like, that's it. There's no more fixing this thing. It is done. I think we've all been there with an old-ass car that you've had a long time where you feel like you're on borrowed time. Where you just feel like, you know what? I'm pretty lucky that I'm still able to drive this thing from point A to point B. And that was his car.

He said he had it for 18 years. That is a long time. It was a good run, man. You got to feel like, you know what? Hey, I got farther than I thought I would with this car. Yeah, it was a good run, but it's past the point of no repair. So now he's getting to enjoy the fun of walking around Southern California, which is a great way to...

Ginger walking. Yeah, watch out. Worst possible season for a ginger to have to walk places is in the summer. It's just overheats so easily. Funner summer for all of us, but that poor redhead is running the risk of explosion every time he goes out in the sun. I think we should crowdfund at least a scooter. I don't think we need to do a whole car.

And an umbrella. Yeah, yeah. A scooter with an umbrella attached to it. Yeah, one of those umbrella hats. The funny rainbow umbrella hats. That also spins. So if you don't want to help us contribute to get Ginger Justin a scooter, and I'm not even talking about one of those electric ones.

No, no, just a razor scooter. Actually, I'm going to have one in my garage. I think I have one, too. Hey, Josh, remind me. Tonight, I'm going to bring you a scooter in. You're going to have a scooter, and we'll just crowdfund the rainbow umbrella hat. That shouldn't take much. Yeah, I had one of those little red, I think from when my kid was like two.

He had the little tricycle ones, like a three-wheeled scooter. Oh, the two in the back, one in the front for balance? Yeah, it's like a little red radio flyer one. Don't worry, problem solved. So there you go. That's going to be my wagon. Sometimes life, what do they say? It gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

We've done that right now. I'm going to squash them and light them on fire. We've made more lemons somehow. Be careful if you're going to watch the show today. As this person said, this is a cautionary tale. Hey, what's up, Klein and Allie? sweet dad this is dj ray what's up dj omar hey your show is addictive it's like uh addiction to porn every time you watch it you tell yourself you're not going to watch it anymore you're going

to stop watching it it's almost the same with your show you listen to it for a few hours you say i'm not going to listen to this anymore i'm not going to go to this show anymore there's radio station anymore, and then you end up doing it again. Just like porn. But anyway, I love the show. I keep up the good work. Do you? Sweet dad. Okay. Let's do this.

X! I think that guy has a porn addiction is the problem. I don't think our show has anything to do with that. He's trying to group us in with his other addiction, but clearly that guy is addicted to self-pleasure. Yeah, but it is that one thing where it's like so attractive right in the moment, and then just goes from love to hate so quickly

right after the fact. You're like, ugh. so disgusted with myself. You can feel shameful after listening to some of the stuff that happens on this show, and it will happen today. Return of gunshot or firework. Joey Jaws Chestnut, the finest competitive eater of our lifetime, will be on with us. It's all coming up on KROQ. Good morning. KROQ, my alley show.

If you'd like to beat the heat this summer, today's a great day for you to be listening to KROQ all day long because we will get you into not one, not two, but three different water parks in Southern California, including Wild Rivers, Not Soak City, Six Flags Hurricane Harbor, and four packs of tickets for you happening every hour starting at 9 o'clock

this morning, all week long. And here's the sounds of someone that was recently enjoying a water park. I feel good. Lazy River. That's where it's at. Lazy River is where it's at. That was all part of Vanessa experiencing funner summer, getting drunk at a water park this past weekend. We'll get all the details of what happened there. You know, the other great thing about the Lazy River is if you actually swim in it, you feel like an Olympic swimmer. You're going so fast. Oh, I know. Yeah, yeah. If you can't get one of them tubes. I guess Vanessa's got a whole conspiracy theory about the tubes what's going on oh my god it got weird with the tubes she was determined to get a tube for each one of us and she was ripping them out of children's hands oh

wow very aggressive it's all coming up a little bit later well kids can do that to other kids right it's kid on kid crime it's not something you sneeze at you can punch another kid so we'll get into all that coming up later this morning and of course you will get into a water park we got that for you starting at nine o'clock right now though if you want all these money take it think of all the illegal fireworks you could buy with an extra hundred dollars oh that'd be a lot of fun this time of year it's officially that week where the fire department's like to blow up watermelons and show us just how that's gonna happen this week just how dangerous fireworks are and all i think about is that is the coolest thing i need to get some watermelons and some

fireworks immediately i just think the poor watermelons why are they all being destroyed it's a real waste of good perfectly good watermelons but we will go ahead and make sure they don't die in vain by getting you a hundred dollars right now to spend at your leisure and all you got to do is call and take it out of alley's hands 800-520-1067 five questions about the news. We'll come back with that and more show after this. Every morning around this time, she has to take some of Allie's money. She said that she has pregnancy

brain, and we'll find out just how bad her pregnancy brain is later this morning when she reveals the results of some sort of an ultrasound that took place on Friday. None of us know. She's been tight-lipped about it, and even Vanessa that was drinking with her this weekend at the water park said that Allie would not slip,

did not give any details, real poker face as to how many kids you have currently growing inside of you. Yeah, it's actually a pregnancy brain. I just can't remember what happened. So that'll be

exhilarating and place your bets. We'll find that out a little bit later as we dangle that carrot in front of you just a little bit longer. Ideally, we'd love you

to listen for all four hours of the show. We know that's unrealistic. So if you're listening for these five minutes, hopefully at least we make them valuable to you with $100 of Allie's money.

And we say good morning to Mark in Inglewood. Hey, Mark. Hey, what's going on? Hopefully, Allie will pay you some of her money and she hates this. Hopefully not.

She really hopes that she wins. but we're rooting for you. She will leave the KROQ studios. You will get five questions. If you're listening along, you can play along and see how you would have done had you been battling Ali on the hot seat.

And you'll learn a thing or two about what's happening in the world. Here we go. Ali knows the news. Congratulations, Long Beach. They now have their first ever recorded case of what? Herpes. Herpes.

I have a feeling there's a lot more than one case of herpes in Long Beach. We go to question number two. NASA is currently racing to stop what dangerous thing from happening? As we speak, what is NASA in the process of trying to prevent from happening? What are you saying?

Anchor Day. Anchor Day? Yeah. All right, we go to question number three. We are in the knockout round now of World Cup action, but what country is currently favored at this exact moment to win the entire World Cup? Mexico.

Question number four. Jackass was back in theaters this past weekend. How many millions of dollars did Jackass make this weekend? 30,000. 30 million. 30,000 million. That's so many millions. 30 million dollars for Jackass.

And finally, a California man is allegedly in trouble for recording people, naked people, inside of what business? Inside of the sports center. The sports center? Yeah, they're like coaches or filming their players. All right, the sports center.

I'm going to write that down. All right, let's see how you did. This is just some of what's happened in the world. Obviously, there's much more news out there. Things that are way too smart for us to possibly cover on the show. Allie, we'll bring you the news later this hour, the ADT news. But let's see how she does now as she tries to protect her money battling Mark Inglewood.

We go to question number one, Allie. Okay. Congrats, Long Beach. You now have your first ever recorded case of what? Malaria? Ooh, malaria. It's a decent guess. Close.

But I can't give you the point. It's close, though. West Nile virus. Ah, the West Nile. It's the West Nile virus in Long Beach. I kind of forgot about the West Nile. He said herpes. Sadly, there are way more cases of that even in this room.

Thanks, Allie. We have the herb. Yeah, we do. We go to question two now. Question number two. And score right now, zero, zero. NASA is currently racing on a mission to stop what dangerous thing from happening as we speak? Hmm.

Some kind of explosion, maybe. One of their, like, space stations. Okay. Exploding space station. That would be dangerous. He said some other thing that I was unaware of, which I don't know what he's talking about. Anchor Day. Not sure what that is.

Anchor Day? That's what he said. The correct answer is there is currently, and I don't want to freak everyone out, but there is some sort of a telescope that is falling towards Earth right now. A telescope? From where? A telescope that they had up in space, and they are now in a mission to stop the pieces from falling down and hitting Earth. Did you know about this?

No. Well, I don't know why it's not a bigger news story, but it should be. It's just little pieces. That's how they burn up. Yeah, well, apparently if it's not high enough to burn up, I don't know where it's fallen from. But that's the story right now is NASA is in a dangerous, risky mission now to stop pieces from a telescope from hitting Earth. Dude. Vanessa, you worked for NASA at one point.

Yeah, what's going on here, Vanessa? Do you have anyone you can call to get the inside information about what's happening here? All right, good talk. She's eating. Good talk. we will give you more details about that later I'm sure question number three

still tied up 0-0 we're in the knockout round of the world cup but currently which country is favored to win the entire world cup this year oh I think I heard it was France he said Mexico but right now odds on favorite is France to win the entire thing

at plus 350 if you're gambling so France is still the favorite right now and we go to question number four Jackass was back in theaters this weekend. How many millions of dollars did Jackass, the movie, bring in this weekend? 20 million. He said 30. Allie says 20.

She's closer. Had a disappointing opening with 8 million this weekend. Apparently, a lot of movies did not do great. That Supergirl movie did a lot worse than they thought it was going to do. People are still seeing Toy Story. Yeah, everyone still wants Toy Story. Even Disclosure Day, I don't think, did that great. I feel bad for whichever kid thought they were going to Toy Story and ended up in Jackass,

Although I'm sure they were thrilled about that. And we go to this final question. And it all comes down to, Allie's up one with one left. Question number five. A man in California has been arrested for filming women inside of what business? Naked women. Filming naked women inside of a YMCA. You're hoping.

Allie's just standing there naked, hoping someone cares. Anyone want a little of this? This was a California man who's been allegedly recording women in a Planet Fitness. Oh, my God, I was close. Planet Fitness. No point, though. And at the end of it all, what a low score. This was like one of them soccer games.

1-0, 1-0, as they say around these parts. And what must you shamefully admit, Mark, as Allie holds on to her dollars for at least another day? Well, I'm Mark, and Allie knows the news. All right, tomorrow morning around this time, you'll have another chance to take Summer Valley's money. Funner Summer Challenge 1 has been completed by Vanessa at a water park. We get into it next. Summer is the funnest season of the year.

I think we can all agree to that. And fun scores are at an all-time low, which is why we started this Funner Summer Challenge to guarantee that we would help you have a funner summer and force each other to have some forced fun. And that all started at a water park this weekend with Vanessa. If you would like to experience all them feels, all them lazy river feels, where you can win yourself into water parks every hour this morning and all day long at KROQ all week long, starting at 9 a.m. in about an hour.

We get you in, four packs of tickets, and then I'll be through all of the water parks in Southern California. It's time for us to recap Sputter Summer. Oh, yeah. Ripping the bong. And on the list, on Vanessa's forced fun list was drunk at a water park

and that happened this past weekend. I have not been to a water park in probably 15 years and it hit. We had a great time. We got there

and of course as soon as we walked in they had people checking IDs. Of course Vanessa was definitely carded because she's 3'6". And we did it up.

We went to the cabana and the pool guy came and said I'm here to take your order and we were like trying to get Vanessa to get shots right away but she decided

to go with two high noons. Oh. Which, they hit you. Like, they sneak in. They do. Yeah. Even the guy that was taking our order was like, that's it?

You're just doing two high noons? That's a high noon. But Vanessa... It's like a hard sell. Hard sell. But Vanessa is so little, though. Yeah. And I couldn't tell because I saw some picture

you guys posted on the socials. Was that one of those monster-sized cans? No, it's a regular-sized can. It was a regular-sized. It was so big. I know, but she was holding two of them and it looked like Edward Fortyhands. Yeah, because sometimes when you go to a stadium,

you can get one of those giant tall boy high noons. I thought maybe that's what she was holding based on just how big they looked in her little hands. No, she was just holding regular high noons. Like an optical illusion. Yeah. She slammed one pretty quick. My friends were so jealous.

They were like, man, she can get this drunk off of two drinks? It's pretty impressive. Yeah, but that was the challenge was drunk at a water park. So we have some different ones. But also, Vanessa is always kind of drunk. Do you know what I mean? She's on the verge. She's always just kind of drunk on life.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and she was feeling it already because you've talked to her on days where Columbia's playing. Oh, my God. She already is on kind of a level. Yeah, so we got her pre-Columbia match, too, which was exciting. So this was some of Vanessa at the water park. All right, drunk at a water park. Check mark.

Thunder Summer Challenge. I can't chug. She was like, I can't chug. She's, like, slowly sipping her drink. She was trying. It was really funny because she threw out that big, like, water bottle. She should have put it in a baby bottle. Then she could have chugged it.

Yeah, I know. Well, she did eat exactly the same things that my four-year-old ate. Yeah, Allie said that Vanessa was stealing Dippin' Dots from her kid. No, I said, okay, it's time for my kid to have his Dippin' Dots because we promised him that we would get him Dippin' Dots. And then Vanessa was like, ooh, Dippin' Dots. And I was like, would you like one? And she was like, cookies and cream flavor, please. Yeah, so her diet at the water park was a combination of, if you've ever been with a child anywhere, it was chicken tenders and Dippin' Dots.

Well, he split, yeah, my kid and Vanessa split the chicken tenders and fries, and they each got a Dippin' Dots. But the difference was that within a half an hour of being there, Vanessa had already left her bathroom in the phone, or left her phone in the bathroom and had been turned in to guest services. Oh, really? So she had to go retrieve her phone. This is funner summer, and clearly drunk at a water park is one of the most fun things you can do. All right, two drinks in. How are you feeling, Vanessa? I'm feeling like I can tell lots of people. You went on the Lazy River?

And people were not doing the thing. They were not doing one thing. So Vanessa had an issue with the Lazy River there. Yeah, so after about a drink and a half, we decided to Lazy River it. And when you go to the Lazy River, there are some people that are just walking, some people are swimming, and a lot of people have those little inner tubes. So we said, well, where do you get the inner tubes? They said, well, as soon as someone's done with one, then they'll give it to you.

You know, when someone's done, you take it. The biggest problem with this plan is no one's ever done with one. Yeah. Because that's the idea. So Vanessa was on a mission to find four inner tubes. Oh, good luck. And I did. But there were two dads standing, like, looking like they were going to grab some.

But they weren't, like, you know, they weren't, like, on a mission. But I was. She was taking them right in front. So I just took them away from them. They didn't reach for it. So I was like, buddy, you got to be aggressive. I was joking. I know that area she's talking about, the Lazy River.

Like there's a little pull-off. Yeah, and you're waiting. It's just like waiting for someone to finish their meal at a restaurant where that table's yours, but they're just ordering coffee. And you're like, why would you order coffee? Get up. And the Lazy River, you see them float towards the time, and they can keep going around.

Oh, yeah, you could do a bunch of laps. We did a lot of laps. And so sometimes you're looking, and I think this person looks like maybe they're going to get out. They've got to take a dump, right? And then they just keep on going. That was my tube. I lost it.

And there are people sometimes that will, as you know, they will try to do two tubes per one person yeah but they had people that were locking that down making sure that yeah because there can only be yeah you can't take more than one too but even if a kid was like getting off of it for a second vanessa was like yeah and she took it from the kid yes i did ask i was like you're done okay yes you're done now are you done are you done are you done it's like that person who's are you leaving are you leaving we have a parking space she wasn't asking she was telling yeah you're done but i just got in this lady i know and then she would give one to us and be like watch that tube i'm gonna go get more and so we were like the keeper of the

tubes and then a kid would come up and be like can i have a tube and we were like yeah here and she was like why did you give it to him and we're like but he's got children i just took it from that kid five minutes ago and then she she's right she was talking to these two dads who were also patiently waiting for tubes and she starts going you have to be aggressive okay you can't just wait for one to float in your direction. Sorry, I've had a drink. I'm in the two. You gotta be.

This is mine. She's starting to feel it now. And as you know, she says one of her famous lines around the show is, I'm not drunk, but I'm feeling it. So at this point, she's feeling it. I also think that in the Lazy River, they do have lifeguards that usually sit there. Usually they're the worst of the lifeguards

because there's not that much you have to do in the Lazy River. No, they really did have to keep people in check. But I think they should throw people out that are not lazy enough because there are some people that try to actually, like, do swimming in the lazy river. Oh, I was swimming in there. Oh, what? I hate people like you. Well, I spent probably two hours on the lazy river because when I got there, I realized I can't go on any of these rides. Oh, yeah, you can't do water slides because you're pregnant.

Yeah, and a lot of the water slides there are crazy. Do they have those big signs, like no pregnant people, no diarrhea people? Now I have to pay attention to those signs. Me and Jake can't go on anything at the water park. Jake just sitting in the parking lot of the water park, all pregnant and diarrhea. I was like just pruning in the lazy river. The only other thing I did was the wave pool, and that was intense. I can't believe.

You mean you just go out there, and it's all calm, and you don't think there's anything happening, and then they do this big, and then everything starts just like. That's great. Oh, my God. It was insane. If I had not figured out how to stand up, I got knocked off my feet right away. Vanessa, you won't do the lazy river, right? Because the time you almost drowned in the ocean?

I mean, the wave pool? You wouldn't do the wave pool, would you? No, I didn't. I was like, I'm trying to be like chill and drunk, not like drama. Yeah, dude. That was something where if I was in the ocean, I would have been swept away. That was an intense experience. Fun, though.

Here's more of Vanessa drunk at the water park. One of her funner summer challenges. All right. You have completed your summer. I did it. I did it. Check. How do you feel? I feel good. Lacey River. That's where it's at. And now you're going to go see Colombia versus Portugal. Go Colombia. And I can't nap, so I'm going to take a nice coffee right now. She was pretty tired by the end of it. She was like sitting in a cabana, like almost falling asleep by the time it was time for her to leave. Hey, look, if you take... You see the full gambit. In like a two-hour period, you see the person sober, drunk, then tired, then hungover, then ready to drive home.

All week long, starting in less than an hour, about an hour, we get you four packs of tickets to Wild Rivers, Knott, Soak City, and Six Flags Hurricane Harbor. So if you would like to be drunk at a water park this summer to guarantee yourself a funner summer, we will make that happen for you all day and all week long. Vanessa, congratulations. Yes. You've done it. We will get into this quick break. We're back in a moment with your news. And when we return, we have that to get to and then stuff to give you as well.

We should mention Monster Jam tickets at Crypto.com in your future. That and much more after this. Water parks and monster trucks in your future. Is there a better way to say happy birthday, America, than that? We will make that happen a little bit later this morning. Right now, though, let's find out what's happening in the world with your news. Then a brand-new hour of the show will officially begin. If you're waiting around to hear the exciting announcement as to exactly how many kids could be growing inside of Allie as we speak,

we will find that out a little bit later on the show today as well. And a round of Don't Be a Dick barbecue people. You do not want to be one of these people that you will probably encounter in the backyard at some point this summer. so we will go ahead and save society together with your nominees next hour for don't be a dick barbecue people and that will all be coming up but first there's this grab your Adderall it's time for ADD news you know it did feel like such a fun summer weekend and then you kind of get back to the news get caught up on all the very tragic events that have been happening across the world these earthquakes in Venezuela have now killed 1400 people there's tens of thousands of people

that are still missing. 58,000 buildings have either been destroyed or damaged. And there were many aftershocks happening all weekend long. But I will share one incredible survival story. A woman who gave birth underneath the rubble in a collapsed building and successfully delivered the baby. The baby and the mom are fine.

There was a doctor with her, thankfully. And the doctor was also a woman, helped deliver the baby in the abandoned building. and I think they had rescued them and then the moment that the baby came out was on the street outside of the collapsed building but the doctor posted a video of this

and said bringing a baby into the world while the earth shakes is the biggest challenge of my life. But again, they did get everybody out safely and I guess this woman went into labor when the earthquake happened. Like the earthquake caused her to go into labor and they were able to get her and the baby

successfully out, which is incredible. And probably the screaming baby helped find them under all of the rubble, too. What a story. I know it's like there's always a million terrible stories, sadly. But the people who are being rescued is pretty incredible. It's incredible.

I know it's been now, they get to the point after a certain amount of days where it goes from being a kind of rescue mission to a recovery mission, which is never what you want to hear. And then there was one of the Dodgers was there trying to get his family back over here. Oh, wow. There's so many

stories so many but uh well good for that of all the things i just said shocking that the woman doctor delivered the baby that's crazy it wasn't all of it so congratulations nurse yes and the nurse posted the video and everything it was amazing she was able to do it good for you qualified doctor all right fourth of july is on saturday otherwise known as 9 11 for dogs it is very uh tough for dogs to get through this weekend we started hearing a bunch of fireworks in our area over the weekend and they have in la throughout southern california some doggy daycares and dog grooming places are offering fourth of july conditioning like training to help dogs deal with the fireworks that's why we do the game gunshot or firework coming up in about

five minutes yeah so one place said we have started fireworks conditioning for our dogs so We play the fireworks soundtrack all day, every day. Oh, my God. They have the dogs on little treadmills. They take naps out there. They make their way through different obstacle courses, all while fireworks sounds play in the background with the idea of getting them used to the sound

so that when they do happen, they're not freaking the F out. Sounds like torture for a dog, man. What are they doing over there? You know how the dog has one terrible day of the year? Let's go ahead and extend that into a two-week period. Yeah, right? That sounds really good. You're like, I thought this was just one day.

Yeah, the dogs all freak. Why is this happening? Because they have no memory, so they're like, at least we got through that. Ah, it's happening again. It's never going to stop. Fireworks and treadmills? Oh, man. Just imagine that the mailman is always there.

You know, like the one thing that sets the dog off, just imagine that that never goes away. And eventually, I guess they would get over it. It's always trash day. It's always the gardener. It's always... He's jingling. It's just always that constantly. Yeah, it's a rough day for dogs.

That's why... I thought there was a couple of doggy safe zones as well. like some areas that like soundproof rooms where you could bring your dog to to like sleep out the night that seems i've read that too um it does seem like it wouldn't you want to condition your dog to not react rather than put them in a quote safe space that has no sound put them in a safe zone put them in the bone zone i tell you what the biggest scam is is that they sell these uh thunder shirts the thunder shirts yes oh my god they're like 30 dollars i'm like what is this supposed to do it's like it's supposed to comfort the dog it doesn't do squat yeah you look your

You've got to put it on yourself. Your dog basically ends up just crapping in the kitchen out of fear of wearing a wetsuit. Yeah, I know, because wearing clothes can make dogs anxious, too. I'll tell you the solution. It's Benadryl. Well, this one's supposed to hug it all tight and supposed to feel like you're giving it a tight hug, but the sounds are what freaks it out. No one hugs you tighter than Benadryl. That's right.

Good takeaway. And then I know that we've all had moments where maybe we cheated on a test, but if you are a teacher, you would assume that you are not the person who would cheat on the test. Well, there is a teacher who has been arrested because she was taking teachers exams so that they could get their service certifications for other people so that the teachers didn't have to do the work to become teachers. Stephanie, an Oklahoma woman and her. Hold on a minute. That's not the right clip. Let me get this. This is 37 year old Cassandra Knowles. She's been busy over the last two years taking state education exams for people for hire. She fraudulently took tests for other people, and now there are teachers that have no business being in the classroom. They did not get their proper certifications. She took exams in person for at least three people who are currently employed by public schools.

Investigators say Knowles went to great lengths to disguise herself to look like her customers. Knowles even dressed as a man to take an elementary education exam. Awesome. Good for her. Right? She's so cool. I mean, the fact that she's going through it to take those tests. I mean, everyone hates test-taking. Apparently, she's so good at it, she can take it for other people. That's amazing.

I know someone who tried to pull that off in the world of real estate. They didn't want to go because you have to get, you know, not that that's hard to do because that's everyone's backup plan when their things don't go right. It's not hard to do, so you need to also not do it. But I know someone that was unsuccessful at being able to complete the test themselves and they had someone else go in as them, dressed like them. No way. To go take the test.

But you would think if you're going to be a teacher, you wouldn't be cheating on the one test you're going to take to become a teacher. Well, but if you can't pass the test, do you have a job waiting for you? If you can't pass the test, you shouldn't be a teacher. I understand, but if it's like, look, job is yours. If you want it, you just got to pass this, just one little formality. You got to go in and take the test. And they're like, oh, test.

I wonder if it's one of those things where when you're driving for a long period of time, if you would be able to pass the driving test. Right. If it's the same with teachers, like is this test so hard that a teacher who's been a teacher for like 20 years wouldn't be able to pass it? I've always said this, but I'm a guy who failed a lot of tests throughout my life. but I think that there are people that are just good test takers

and there's other people that just aren't good at it and there's people that have no problem. They can sit there. They can focus. They know, even sometimes

if they don't study, they kind of understand the way the tests usually work. Process of elimination, yeah. I just would like try to make funny pictures with the Scantron form and then they're like,

sir. The little bubbles? Yeah, I would fill those in. I'd make letters. You made a giant D. You made an F and ironically, you also got that

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