Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- Ear Wax Tips, Klein's Pool Party and MORE

Episode Date: August 17, 2026

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Let's get the show started. The show started. The show started. We are live in Los Angeles. Three, two, one. And here we go. You better fight or you will explode. Sometimes I need a good reason to get out of bed.

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How the hell goes it? We are Klein and L.A. Show. This is still K-Rock. I'm fine. There's Allie. Good morning. That is DJ Omar Khan right there. Why are you screaming?

Am I? I don't even know if I am. You're talking so loud right now. Are you guys messing with me? I woke up. I have no... Why would I be messing with you? Jesus.

You guys are making fun of a handicapped man right now. I have woken up. I have no hearing at all. I'm completely deaf in one of my ears. Completely deaf. Yeah, why, you dumbass? I'm not going to go into the specifics as to why right now. Okay.

But I did some things that I read about on TikTok. Are your ears in oil? My ears are in oil. Absolutely. Don't listen to TikTok doctors because they recommend olive oil and I put a lot of it in my ear and it has only made things much worse. Can't wait to get into this. Listen, there's not much more to it other than the fact that I said to Allie last week, I said, I feel like I am like water falling wax out of my ear. You said, I think I'm getting some wax filled.

And Allie said, that's so hot. I've never been more turned on than I am right now. You know, the ears have this natural mechanism where they will take care of themselves and they need, you know, natural wax in them to actually function properly. Yeah, but what's interesting is that I had this same problem. Speak up, Allie. I had the same problem. Thank you. I talked to you about this last week.

You apparently didn't listen to me. No, I tuned you out pretty quick. You just flush it out with water, don't you? Or what's the thing? You know, I've had this problem before. You go to a doctor, they flush everything out. And he said, okay, and then decided to go to TikTok and put a cup of olive oil in his ear. And now I have no sympathy for you.

Well, first of all, I didn't start with the olive oil. That was my third attempt to try to fix the problem. Are you sure you didn't just go in between videos and just some random recipe popped up? It may have been a recipe. All your ears sound delicious. I do have cottage cheese and hot honey in there, too. I should point that out. To be honest, what happened was I said to myself, middle of the day yesterday,

I never took care of that wax issue. Brand new week ahead. I don't want to go in all waxy. We got the start of the dumb off. I want to be clean and ready to go. I want to hear every bit of Johnny and Vanessa struggling for answers in the dumb off. I grabbed some Q-tips, which I know they say don't do. But they always say don't do Q-tips in your ears.

And no one listens. Because let's be honest. No one can hear. Right. No one can hear. So I grabbed some Q-tips. I see them. I don't search for them.

When I see them, I think to myself, ah, there's a Q-tip. I should jam that in my ear. Because I'm not. So you don't clean your ears on a regular basis? No. Right. Pits and slits. That's all I clean.

Nothing else in my body gets clean. If you're not a pit or a slit, I don't touch you. Well, they say this gets worse the more you wear headphones. What? And more people wear headphones now, so their earwax doesn't have the ability to get out of their ears. They'll drain. And then earplugs at night can make it worse, too. The whole thing.

So I see some Q-tips. I go, you know what? I should take care of that thing I yapped with Allie about last week. I grab it and jam it in there. All of a sudden, I go, well, that sucks. Whatever I just did, I did exactly what they warned you about. You pushed it all in. I pushed it all the way in.

blocking the complete ear canal, ear drum, whatever. So then I start going, all right, let me go to solve this problem once and for all. I go to TikTok, and I say, ways to clear wax out of my ear. Why is that your first go-to? I know. I would never, ever think to go there. The first thing I do is I get a cup of... That's a great point.

Yeah, you're not a 16-year-old girl. Or Vanessa. Yeah, what's wrong with you, man? I said to myself, what would Vanessa do right now? She'd go to TikTok. So I went to TikTok, and they say, put a... First thing said, get a lighter and heat up the area behind your ear with a lighter and the wax will get, well, why are you laughing at me?

How are you just going to put a lighter up to your, all right. Not right again. I would have loved for you to try that first. I did try that first. And just to see half of your head singed off. I tried that. Did you burn all the thousands and millions of hair that's behind your ear? I started to smell burning smell and then I realized it wasn't doing anything.

And then I looked at that video, it only had about three likes. And I said, this is a bad one to start with. So then I went to another one. That's how you determine medical accuracy is likes. Yeah, likes. And the guy in a lab coat in the second one, he said, all you need to do to clear out your ear is get some olive oil. That's it.

Simple. And the pharmacies don't want you to know about this because it's costing them millions of dollars. Okay. And so a couple of drops of olive oil or what you do here? Well, okay. He said two drops. I said, I've got a lot of wax, so I'm going to fill up an entire thing with it.

And I filled up an entire ear dropper with olive oil. So probably, I don't know, tablespoon maybe. Oh my God. And I put my, I turned my ear over. And then I shoved it all the way in and I let it all loose. In both ears or just one? Just in one. And then I read afterwards, I didn't watch the whole video, he said, you're not supposed

to shove the thing into your ear because that's just going to push the wax further in. I thought I need to get the olive oil in deep for it to work its way out. So now I've got an ear full of wax and olive oil. That was my step. And then another video. Now it's like creating some kind of super wax ball, I bet. Now it's at, I can't even hear out of this one at all, but now it said don't do the olive oil at all.

What you need is hydrogen peroxide, and I put that in the ear on top of the olive oil. You're going to make a bomb. Seriously. I can't travel anymore. You just have to put some C2 in there, and you're good. This morning, I stopped at CVS, and I got an actual ear drop thing, and I put that in, but that, I think, just the main ingredient in that is oil again, and now I'm back to where I started.

Yeah, well, we got the text from you saying, I'm going to be late this morning because I have to go to CVS, and I'm thinking, what can CVS do to help this problem? They can't. You need to do what I told you at the beginning. It's just go somewhere and have them flush it out for you. At this point, I'm not going to go to a doctor because I feel like I'm embarrassed as to what's going to come out of there. Because they're going to pull out an entire salad dressing out of my ear. Well, then that's your fault that you're going to get, because you're going to be embarrassed, you're just going to keep going to TikTok, which you've already embarrassed yourself.

Hey, I got a lighter. Do you want to use it? Oh, you can go back to plan one again, I guess. Guys, I don't think we need to do the dumb off anymore. That's where you're wrong, Allie. That's where you're wrong. Round one, actually, is who can solve this ear problem. I solved it from the beginning.

We'll get into your show and everything else we have in store for you after Foo Fighters. I think it's playing now. I don't know. Is it on? You guys hear it? Hey, Raph, playing on this show. Thanks for all the wonderful suggestions coming through on the text line right now to solve the problem we've started today's show with.

But I'm sure it'll take care of itself, right? We don't need medical professionals. I love that you say it's our problem. What? We are starting out with this problem. Well, it's affecting us all. It's a you problem. It's a, yeah, it's a me problem.

You're right. Well, if you hadn't been so, if you didn't tell so many goddamn stories, I would have listened to the advice you gave me on Friday. Blame me, blame me. Is that oil on your shirt? Yes. He's a mess. I have oil dripping out of my ears.

I look like one of those volcanoes you bring to school for like a science fair. Jake walked in and called you gross. How do you feel? Not good. His headphones are just covered. I know, man. Yeah, he takes them off and they're all wet. In oil.

Well, I've been putting so much stuff in there. Apparently, I have to give some sort of, like, an enema to my ear later or, like, put it in a bidet or something and fire water into it. Yeah, yeah. I did it because I had a squirt gun outside, and I tried that last night as well with a water gun. Looked like I was trying to kill myself with a squirt gun. Does your wife see all this happening and go, who have I married? She was disappointed in me. Yeah.

Well, not more so than normal. When you decided, squirt gun. But she did say to me, why did you do all that stuff? I told you none of this was going to work. Right. And she, after about the third or fourth thing, I said, I'll figure this out. and she kept saying what you were saying, just go to a doctor. Just go to a doctor.

But that's what you women always say. So now you're just going to not go because you want to be stubborn? I'm like, no, I'm not going to not go because I want to be stubborn. I'm not going to go because I'm going to figure it out myself. I've got about 10 good suggestions on the text line. Yeah, do the newspaper thing. Set a newspaper on fire? The Mexican remedy for this is just roll up a newspaper and burn it.

I don't know how that applies. Scare it out. I don't know how that applies to my ear, but I'll try. 831 said you should cut your losses and buy a hearing aid. I may have to do that. That's good. I see people in line at Costco. You're getting one of those cochlear implants.

One of those few things at Costco I've never bought. The hearing aid. Yes, hello. Hi, James. Good morning. Hi, how are you doing? What? He's doing great.

I have a solution for your ears. I worked at a, it's called Air One, a marketplace, but they have, it's called beeswax. It's a big stick of wax, and you put it in your ear, and you put it sideways, and you light it on fire, and it sets all the, everything out of your ear. All right, I'll throw that next. If TikTok can't help me, Erewhon can. I'm going to go to that guy and light some beeswax on fire. More expensive than a doctor.

Yeah, totally. I'm still doing it. It's a lot more fun. If you'd like Allie's money, you can call now and claim it. 800-520-1067. Keep in mind, if you're okay to take Allie's money, she is the three-time defending champion of the dumb-off. So you're taking money from someone that is scientifically proven as dumb on the show. Today, the dumb-off continues.

It's round three, year three, annual tradition as everyone's going back to school now to figure out who is officially the dumbest person on this show. And I know you're thinking, based on everything we've heard over the last 20 minutes, it's clearly Klein. But I haven't even been in the finals the last few years in the dumb off. Well, you run the quiz. No, you get to, there's a day that I have to compete and you write the questions. Oh, that's right. Oh, I hate that day. Right.

So I've competed like everyone else. Because I run bitches about the questions no matter what. Right. So that'll be happening a little bit later this morning. The dumb off, I believe round one, Johnny is the defending champion. We'll be battling, I think it's Jake today, but we'll get into your dumb off a little bit later this morning. Hey, guys. Five years longer here. I actually started listening after my wedding, and I started a job in a different town. I remember listening to K-Rock for my drives. I have five years now going strong.

I don't even live in the area anymore, and I'm still listening to you guys. I super appreciate it. Just something that came to mind, and I'm sorry to be negative, but does anyone else have these moments where they just say, Johnny, shut up? Johnny, just shut up. All right. Thank you, sir, for the constant feedback. We appreciate that. Aw. Five-year slogger, that guy, so I think we should listen to his words because he's put up with us for half a decade. If you'd like Allie's money, call now and claim it,

800-520-1067. That'll be after this quick break on KROQ. If you're just joining us this morning, there's a couple of things we should probably tell you about that we have not told you about just yet before we get into a round of Allie Knows the News. And if you'd like to get in on that, phones are 800-520-1067.

If you'd like to battle Allie for 100 bucks of her money and bragging rights for life, here's what we have for you today. Tickets for you to go to Just Like Heaven, that's happening at Brookside, the Rose Bowl, That's a stacked lineup that includes The Strokes, LCD Sound System, Dayglo, and many, many others. And we will get you into that show coming up a little bit later this morning. We also will announce exactly what you need to know if you'd like to join us for our endless summer kegger, unofficially known as the Klein Alley Show Clam Slam.

We have those details coming up for you later this morning. We wanted to go ahead and see if on Friday, if we all got together and hung out, if fun could be had. And I would say a moderate to minimal amount of fun was had. I think everyone felt at first like, oh, man, I wish I could just go home. Right. But then by the end, we were really happy that we all went. Yeah, and Omar was unable to attend his own birthday party, so we were able to get a UPS guy to come in and play the role of Omar, and you can see.

That guy seemed way more funner than I would ever be. Yeah, he was great. He was no lame-o. So he stood there, and we gave him Omar's birthday cake and sang happy birthday to him, and that video is up on our Instagram right now at Klein Alley Show. So, Omar, if you can't make it to show stuff, we'll be instantly replaced by the first person that walks by. And in this particular case, it was a lucky UPS driver.

Yeah, but it was one of those situations where, like, the pool's just sitting there and everyone's going, do we get in the pool? Do we not get in the pool? Do we eat first? And then you brought out tons and tons of food. That weird artichoke thing you were serving. I wasn't serving that. That was a succulent that I put out because Vanessa likes succulents, but the thing died in the sun. I mean, I didn't think succulents were supposed to die. Jake is so not used to going to anything social that I think he thought it was some sort of a food thing. Also, Jake was the first to arrive.

I mean, got there, you know, right on time. Right at noon. No one does that. Oof. Yeah. I shut up at least five or ten minutes late. Circle the block a few times. Yeah.

We'll get into all that later this morning, but we are going to have a funner summer with you. And that is why we are announcing the endless summer kegger. The details coming up in less than an hour. And then we will instantly start inviting you guys so that we can all hang out one more time before the summer officially comes to an end. That's later this morning and much more. All right. Let's get into this now. People want Ali's money.

We say good morning to Eric in Upland. Hey, Eric, how goes it? Hey, how's it going? Five questions here about things happening in the news. If you do better than Allie, she will pay you some money. Last week, she lost at least one time. And we hope that she pays you her money right now. So she's getting her bowl of slop and getting the hell out of the K-Rock studios right now.

And your round will officially begin as soon as you hear this. Allie knows the news. Question number one. This hurricane that was freaking everyone out in Hawaii has now officially been downgraded to a tropical storm. But what is this storm slash hurricane's name? I don't know. Want to take a guess?

Any name will do. So, Isaac. Isis? That is scary. All right, we go to question number two. Which land at Disneyland is about to get a major overhaul, as announced at the big Disney conference D23? Which land is going to get a major overhaul? Fantasy land.

Fantasy land. We've got a question number three. This MLB pitcher, who had a surgery named after him, has sadly died. Tommy John. Go to question number four right now. Spider-Man has officially been out for three weeks, and it has just officially globally crossed what number of tickets? I mean, this is how much money it's brought in in three weeks globally. What is the number that's just passed?

One billion. One billion dollars. And finally, we go to question number five. Speaking of records, this stand-up comedian has just broken a Guinness World Record for the most tickets sold during a tour. That's over 2,016,000 tickets sold, and that includes 128 venues over the course of 16 months. Which comedian has now set a brand-new Guinness record? Dave Chappelle.

Dave Chappelle. All right, bring Allie in. We'll score it together. Once again, correct answers are all that matter here. No one's ever going to get a perfect score. That's ridiculous. But if you can just get one more than Allie, she will pay you some money. Ties go to the house.

Question number one. Allie is back in the K-Rock studios. She's playing for two because she is pregnant. Question number one. By the way, I didn't think you looked that... You were in your bathing suit on Friday. You didn't look that pregnant at all. Well, I definitely have.

I've seen you look so much worse in bathing suits when you were not even pregnant. This is true, yeah. I mean, compared to before I was pregnant, I look much bigger, but yes. Question number one. This hurricane that was freaking everyone out in Hawaii has officially been downgraded to a tropical storm. What is this storm's name? Lala. Lala.

That is the correct answer. How can you be scared of a la-la? And that is the right answer as Allie goes up 1-0. Everything sounds fun in Hawaii, even if it's dangerous. We go to question number two right now. Allie's up 1-0. Which land at Disneyland is about to get a major overhaul? As announced at the D23, this land is going to be very different from what we've ever experienced before.

Yeah, I think everyone's been waiting for this for a long time, and that would be Tomorrowland? She said Fantasyland, but the correct answer is the land that does feel the oldest, which is supposed to be the future, and that is Tomorrowland, which is ironically named because it does feel like it is straight out of the 1970s. Yeah. I think they even had a tagline that said, yesterday's tomorrow, today. Right. I was like, what? Yeah, so Tomorrowland is the one that's going to get a major change. Is there anything even good in Tomorrowland?

I'm trying to remember what's even in Tomorrowland. Tomorrowland's got the... They have that Star Wars ride that's kind of fun. Space Mountain. They have Space Mountain. Yeah, definitely in need of an overhaul. I mean, all that other stuff, like that twirly rocket ship thing that can go. I mean, that was more like a direction for me.

Like, oh, okay, that's Tomorrowland. I can see that. We got a question number three. Allie is up 2-0 right now. This Major League Baseball pitcher who had a surgery named after him has died. Yes, I don't know who he is. There was a famous elbow surgery about that guy. You don't know his name?

You don't know the surgery's name? A lot of people get the surgery. They never play baseball day in their life. Tom what? Lala. Tom Lala. You're going for Lala again. You're not going to get it twice.

Tommy John. Tom Sock? Tom Sock? No, no. T-A-U-M? Tom? No, wrong. You don't have to spell it.

You're wrong. His name is Tom. You know who got that right? Eric got that right. It's Tommy John. He's on the board. 2-1. We go to question number four.

Spider-Man has been out now for three weeks, and it has just crossed what number globally of money it made. I think that is a two bill. He said $1 billion. Oh, no, it passed that like the second week. It is now officially north of $2 billion, which means people still love Spider-Man. And many people are arguing this is the best Spider-Man movie ever

that's ever been made. You know, I was arguing about what the worst Spider-Man was. That was the one with Venom. Sucked. The one with Andrew Garfield. I don't think it was a terrible Spider-Man. That's what I thought. and we just re-watched all those

and Katie's convinced that is the best Spider-Man movie ever made. She's wrong. All right, we go to your next question and it doesn't seem like it's going to turn around for you, Eric, but here we go. Let's give it to you anyway.

This comedian has just broken a Guinness World Record for the most tickets sold on a tour. Over 2,016,000 tickets sold over the course of 16 months going to 128 different venues. Which comedian now holds that record? Would that be Nate Bargetzi?

All right, he said Dave Chappelle, but the correct answer is Nate Bargetzi. Foul. Bargetzi. Sadly, you did not win any money, and you lost, and you brought shame upon your entire family. But outside of that, is there anything you'd like to admit, Eric? Heidi knows the news.

Oh, Jesus. You really. You got the last dig on that one. I love this guy. Give this guy the win. Oh, man, you put her in her place. Take that, you lesbian. You're listening to KROQ.

You're a dime a dozen. Friendly reminder. Omar, did you watch us singing Happy Birthday to You in the clip that's just been put up at Klein Alley Show? Yeah, I did see it. Did you feel like you were on to the cake, said your name and frosting and everything? I did.

It was very nice of you. Happy birthday, buddy. Thank you. What'd you end up doing for your birthday? Just hanging with my fam. They took me out to eat. Anywhere? Did you go to one of your favorite chains?

We ended up going to Red Robin, and it was not a great experience. Yeah. You should have come back because you've come to the pool party we threw for you. There was good food at that. Barbecue. Yeah, barbecue. The tendies were crazy.

The chicken tendies were good, yeah. Jake is like a termite. He will take advantage of everything that is offered. He's one of those guys, you know, like a lot of times you'll go to someone's house to get you a drink. Even if you're thirsty, you go, no, I'm okay. Most people, that's usually what I do. I'm all right. No, I'll be okay.

I hate that, though. Jake will, everything he's offered, he will take. I would rather a Jake as a host. And even in the process of putting together the endless summer pool party, forced fun, of course, had to invite everyone over for the pool party. And I felt bad because I could tell Vanessa really wanted to get in the pool, but I think she didn't want to be in a bathing suit around us for whatever reason. So she just kind of sat there all bundled up with her feet in the pool. Just with a smile on her face. Smiling and definitely like you'd see like she was jealous.

And I thought once Allie decided that she was going to go in, even though she's all pregnant, that that would have made Vanessa brave enough to also go in the pool. Yeah, I told her, I'm going to get in my bikini, I'm going to come down, and I'm going to be wrapped in a wrap, and then as soon as I take it off, I'm getting in. And before anyone thinks what Allie's saying is hot or sexy, she also wore a swim cap, which... Well, if we were going to do the swim contest, I needed my swim cap. As my wife pointed out, I have not seen a swim cap in forever. Yeah. By the way, you left it at my house. It's still there. Damn it! Okay, I need it.

So, Ali put on a swim cap. Jake, who said... I don't want to get my hair wet. Jake, who said swimming is for kids and losers... I said pools. Pools are for losers, decided that he would take off his jean shorts and put on his swimming jean shorts, which are... They were like camo.

It was funny. It was like just a swim short version of his regular shorts. It was wild. I don't even know why he changed. It was like he printed out his short pants. He took off his camouflage denim shorts and then put on a different pair of the exact same shorts to go swimming in. I don't know what he even did.

It's amazing. So Jake did that, and he decided that he was going to take Allie up on the challenge. Did you bring those goggles yourself, Jake? Yeah, of course I brought them. We took them seriously. Okay, so I didn't realize you had, for someone who doesn't go swimming a lot, it's funny that you have your own goggles. I take them on my floating trip every year because I can swim around and look at fish.

Wait a minute, you take them to sit on a raft? I don't sit on the tube the whole time. I get off the tube, and I swim around, and I dive down, and I look at fish. I just, yeah. We had a theory that Jake couldn't swim, and that's why he was making fun of people that go in pools. So we said it'd be funny if Jake swam against a pregnant woman and lost the race, and this is what happened. Ready? Is he at the first step?

Where is he at? First step. Let me see. Where are you at? Okay. I don't know if you hear that music playing, but that is the international sound of a pool party. It's just loud thumping bass. Yeah, totally.

Yeah, that's how you know. I think it was down, down, down. You're obsessed with that song, right? Down, down, down. You love that song. Yeah, you think it's so cool. Yeah, Klein was having an identity crisis with the music. At first, it was like, it was K-rock music.

And we were like, hey, let's play something else. And then you started playing Bad Bunny because I think you thought. Well, I wanted to necessarily feel comfortable. And then you started playing your, like, Counting Crows crap. And then you started playing this. Yeah. Okay. All right.

Contestant's ready. What are we doing? Are we doing a one, two, three, go? Wait, wait, wait. Do we need to? Do they need to? Do they want to do a practice lap just to see the course? No, no, no, no.

See the course. I didn't want that. I knew the way that things always work with us is that there was going to be some sort of discrepancy at the end where we wouldn't have any sort of results because Jake would have said something that I didn't realize. You had to touch the wall with your hand or something. So I said, let's just go through it one time so it's clean. Everyone knows what the race is. It's not a big pool.

Well, of course, it's there and back. Right, it's there and back, and it's not like a lap pool. It's a typical California pool that they can't – it's not deep and it's not big because you're not allowed to waste too much water. Yeah, no, it takes you probably 10 seconds to get to the other side. Right, so that's why I thought you guys would want to do a run through the course, but no, you didn't want to. Why is she screaming? It's going to be three, two, one, go.

Okay, ready? Contestants ready, ready? Yeah, touch the wall. All right, ready? Three, two, one, go! All right, all right. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Back, back, back, back, back.

Go, Ali! Go! Now, Ali was in a... Let me say something. That's my girl. Ali was in a commanding lead out of the... At the beginning of us. Yeah, you got a great start on Jake, and I think Jake's heavy shorts weighed him down at the beginning.

And you did touch the wall first, because it was touch the wall and back. So you were off to a great start. Yeah, but he did this kind of crazy kickoff thing when he turned around. Against the wall, right. Go, Allie, go! Stop early. Allie, wait. Oh, my God, wait. That's not the wall, that's the hot tub.

This is going, I got wet. That's what she's saying. There was a discrepancy at the end Because technically Allie went back to where she started from Which I thought was the race Jake touched the wall of the hot tub Which was before the end

So Jake of course gets all excited that he beat a pregnant woman Meanwhile, Jake was a D1 athlete in college Also, you tried to hold me back You tried to grab my feet He did? Yes! I saw that too, but I didn't say nothing I tried to grab your feet?

Yes, you tried to grab my feet and hold me back What are you talking about? Jake, that is such a ridiculous... I saw you! You're playing footsie with Jake. I got the footage, man. I got it all on camera. Why would I ever want to touch your feet in any way?

Because you wanted me to lose. I was trying to keep you in your lane, dude. There is no lane. I wanted you to lose. Grab your feet. That's ridiculous. That's exactly what you know it. Okay.

Look at replays. You racer. Camera's crazy. Racer's crazy. So... You racer. At the end of the thing, it became this issue where we were discussing whether or not... We had to look at the footage.

Allie admitted defeat. Jake barely beat, barely though. I mean, incredible that you came that close to losing to a pregnant woman. But I think I was a faster swimmer. It was just Jake was able to push off at a crazy rate. That's what swimmers do. I do believe that that had been just a real lap in an Olympic-sized pool. I think Allie would have beaten you.

If it was just straight swimming. Yeah, I really think so. Let's try one lap, like 150 meters straight away. Well, that's all we have for pools. We're tapped out. Yeah, I'm not doing that. So we're probably not going to do this again. I'm not getting in a swimsuit around you guys again.

But we did decide that after that, we said if we don't hate each other at the end of this, then we'll announce on Monday our big Endless Summer Kegger so that we can get together with a bunch of listeners and have a more fun version of that. Yeah, exactly. I think having that and having somebody else control the music is a great choice. Yeah, so we're going to do all of that, and we'll give you those details coming up in about 15 minutes. So we have that to look forward to, plus your ADD news after this quick break on K-Rock. Monday, there's nothing we can do about that.

However, we can make it worth your while by getting you into the Just Like Heaven Festival, which is happening this month. It's all part of Jason, the greatest stretch of months of the year, July through November. And this is happening Saturday, August 22nd. That's almost here. So we get you into Brookside, the Rose Bowl for the Strokes, LCD Sound System and more. Tickets coming up later this morning. But right after your ADD news, we get you into our endless summer kegger with those details coming up.

But first, there's this. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. There's some really sad news that broke yesterday. The death of Hayden Panettiere. Pretty shocking when you feel like someone you kind of grew up watching is suddenly gone and gone at 36 years old. So young.

She's very familiar, but what would I know her? I was not a fan of her. I know she was in that show, Nashville. I never watched that show. You know what I had forgotten? I forgot she was the little girl in Remember the Titans. Oh. That little girl who's like,

you got to watch your left side, not the right side. and she's, like, telling him, like, the coach. She's, like, helping the coach. And she, I remember that movie now. Now that I've seen some of the playback of, like, all the roles she played, I was like, oh, my God, I forgot that was her. I mean, she must have been, like, 11 years old

or something when that was happening or maybe even younger. And then she was in Heroes and then she was in Nashville. She was in Bring It On All or Nothing. Did you see that one? No. Was that the sequel to the original?

It was. I was a big fan of the original. It might have been the sequel or the third movie. I can't quite remember how many. The second one. The second one, okay. Of course, Vanessa knows. Yeah, you know that.

Okay. But these shows also seem like shows you would watch, Vanessa, Nashville and Heroes. Actually, I've never seen those two. But you know who, you still know, like, even if, like, I didn't watch either of those shows. She was in that Ice Princess movie. Yeah, Ice Princess. Yeah. Jesus.

But she started acting when she was a kid, and it was pretty hot and heavy right away. And then, you know, later on, I think she kind of chose her projects a little more carefully. What's remarkable is how many different ways there are for people to pronounce her name. because in the announcement of the death, I heard everything from Hayden Penetrani to Hayden Penetri, to Penepadana, to Penepadana. That was Penetier. Well, I think you got it the right way, I believe.

But there's just so many ways to pronounce that name, apparently. Yeah, so it was a sad situation. She was found at her house in South Carolina. Apparently, there was a response to a cardiac arrest. They don't suspect foul play or anything like that, but the 911 dispatch apparently hinted at a possible overdose. But again, nothing's been confirmed. they're doing an autopsy, it would be incredibly sad if that's how she went out,

especially with an 11-year-old daughter. But she had spoken before about her struggles with alcoholism and with postpartum depression, which can be really, really rough. Some people just aren't the same after they have kids. It screws up your hormones, and it messes with your mental health on a big level, and it's cool that she talked about it. But correct me if I'm wrong, and I don't know if this is true or not. I thought I saw that she, even though she had an 11-year-old daughter,

that she gave full custody away to the father. oh really yeah wow she wanted nothing and which is for a mom to do that well i think motherhood was very hard for her there are some people that just realize they can't do it or they their own mental health can't handle it and then she had a memoir that came out in may and she also talked about the death of her younger brother who died in his 20s and i don't know the details about what happened with that but she opened up about it in her book and the last time she was seen alive was when she was promoting her memoir. So I imagine a lot of people are probably going to be downloading

and buying that and reading it and just learning more about her in general. A lot of Disney things were announced over the weekend, almost too many things. It's impossible to keep track of all of it, but in the movie world, they announced Frozen 3 and performed a new song with Kristen Bell and Idina Menzel from that movie. Coco 2, Incredibles 3, Lilo and Stitch 2, Zootopia 3, a new Ice Age movie, a live

action Tangled, Romy and Michelle 2 and then a Bluey movie was announced and they did kind of a teaser trailer for it. Of course there's a lot of rabid Bluey fans but it was like this weird 3D animation thing and I'm not into that. Let's just keep it the way it was. One of the great

things about Bluey is that it's just simple and I don't need like a 3D version of Bluey and then with Disneyland they're going to redo Tomorrowland. That's getting a makeover. They haven't revealed too many details about that. But they're also going to be doing some updates at California Adventure. They're going to

double the size of the Avengers campus. They're going to add two new attractions there. It's going to be an Avengers Infinity Defense ride and then something called Flight Lab and a new Coco attraction is going to be there too. They kind of announced that already, but they kind of revealed more details. I'm not going to tell Disney how to do their job.

They seem pretty good at it, but here's what I would like. When you announce something like, I would like to have known it's been built quietly behind the scenes for three years and then when you announce it you're like and by the way it opens on Tuesday because now it's like they've got plans and they sometimes show you some renderings but in my

head I go what are we talking about here? Three years? Four years from now? Well I know the Avengers stuff they said 2028 so that's two years but I agree the movie, all the announcements it's like here's what we're up to for the next five years and I'm like I'm not going to remember any of this this is too much information

can you breadcrumb me a little bit? Now I know Incredibles 3 is coming out in four years or whatever i'm gonna forget about all that and you kind of blew your load i got that pretty sad because you know frozen was like all my when my daughters were young that was that was their everything and then frozen two and i came out they were still like real into it and i told them i was like guess what girls frozen three like we don't care daddy leave us alone what happened i was so excited to drop the news on them and they were like what are they k-pop demon hunters get out of here we don't care about you what uh speaking of kids it's hard to raise a

child and it's even harder to do that by yourself single parenting is incredibly difficult but now in 2026 people are finding interesting workarounds and instead of raising a kid with a romantic partner they're choosing to raise it with a platonic partner platonic co-parenting is on the rise and there are now special dating apps that are seeing a surge in users that are trying to find a person to just be friends with platonic coupling hold on and then you raise the this is Not real. Someone gets convinced to go help raise someone else's kid, and then they're like, hey, by the way, now the kid's sleeping.

You want to bang? And they're like, no, no, no, we're just friends. But by the way, you have a pickup tomorrow after T-Ball? The app is called Modamily. I don't know how to pronounce it. My damn fool is what they should call it. That is ridiculous. It's one of the leading platforms that is for matching potential platonic co-parents,

and they say they've had 50,000 new users just in this year alone. It's got a creep factor to it, man. Just like random adults that want to be with children that don't have any of their own? What the hell? I'm just a helpful guy. I just want to carpool more. Hold on.

Allie, we have one of the users. One of the users says that we are wrong. Go ahead, sir. Whatever you say. He's the creator of the app. I believe it. Sounds about right. I know in other countries they have protocols for this where you can just, you know, assign, hey, this is the person I'm co-parenting with.

They're not romantic or not married. And then they're like, OK, here's your contract. It's a whole contract situation. You decide ahead of time who you're going to be parenting with. We get into a brand new hour of the show right now and a major announcement that will save your summer.