Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- Geek Squad Tips, Klein's Broken Nose and MORE

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

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Are you ready? I love Klein Alley, you little bitch. Klein Alley, it's just okay. Just don't let Frank's body into that. Good morning, everybody. Hey, what up, Klein Alley? Whoa, sweet divot steak, did you see that? Meet the Klein Alley Show.

Let's get this show started. The show started. The show started We are live in Los Angeles 3, 2, 1 And here we go I got gas I got sleep in my eyes

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with the Klein and Allie Show. A good night. It's Klein and Allie Show. Low 6.7. KROQ FM in HD Pasadena. Los Angeles. Orange County. The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles.

This is the world famous KROQ. Oh my God, it's August. August 3rd to be exact. Good morning. Welcome to your Monday. Welcome to a brand new week. We are the Klein and Allie Show and this is KROQ.

If you need us, Phone's text line, 800-520-1067, or feel free to use that local line, 323-TIP-BOLY. It has been resurrected like your Lord and Savior's. Hold on. There's Allie. Hi. Well, we made that entire song. Not that we really made it, but then we realized it really wasn't expired.

Yeah. 323-TIP-BOLY is still alive and well. Joke's on us. That thing is, unlike that lady's dog, that phone line's still here. It lives forever. You can go ahead and use that if you'd like to interact with the show today, win stuff from us. Let's see what we have in store for you.

Make it worth your while. to listen to us this morning. We've got, oh, look at that, K-Rock's Road Trip USA is back. Brand new month, brand new band, brand new destination. We will announce all of that, I guess. I think we already announced it last week. Oopsies. I guess we were supposed to wait to announce it until later this morning,

but I guess we cat's out of the bag on this one. You'll win tickets to go see Jimmy Eat World at the Hollywood Bowl November 7th. Get on that standby boarding list for a shot to the grand prize trip to Shaky Knees in Atlanta, where you will see Jimmy Eat World again, This time with Violet Grohl, The Strokes, and more. So be ready to win your way into that amazing show. And we will start that winning at 9 a.m. sharp right here on KROQ. Also get you into the Hollywood Bowl for some Smart List Live.

That will be happening a little bit later this morning as well. And tons of limited edition Klein Alley Show merch. I'm glad that the Smart List guys are doing well. I saw recently over the weekend that they make like $20 million a year on their podcast. Yeah, I saw that list as well. I was thinking, there's really nothing that frustrates me more than looking at a list of the top-earning podcasters, and most of them go, they started two years ago when they were bored, and now they've generated $38 million last year. And I go, what are we doing wrong?

And, like, at the bottom of the list was the Giggly Squad, who makes $18 million a year. And that's Vanessa's favorite. Yes, I am wearing their hat. Yeah, Vanessa's part of the reason they've got all that money. $18 million and 20. She's a big fan, and she said that the Giggly Squad is way better than we are. I never said that. I have other taste clients.

It's okay. You spend most of your time in the back talking about the giggly squad. Because they make me laugh. Right. And that's just a major difference between them and us is that they make her laugh and feel good. They're not called the laugh squad, Vanessa. Yeah, get it straight, Vanessa. Well, anyway, here we are slumming it in the world of radio.

We appreciate you slumming it with us. If you need us, there's phones, there's a text line, the number's the same. And, of course, you can call for a variety of reasons today. We will be having a pregnancy pickle panel stopping by, a bunch of pregnant women, just like Allie. And they're going to be sampling pickles from our buddies that have that pickle shop over there at the Farmer's Market. Yeah, the pickle guy. The pickle guy. It's interesting because apparently that is still, after all these years, the number one pregnancy craving that pregnant women have is pickles.

You know, I'm so glad that we scheduled this on a Monday because, you know, I traveled this weekend. I'm tired, but I was so excited to come in today knowing that I was going to eat a bunch of weird pickle concoctions. I am nervous because we do have multiple pregnant women all coming here at the same time. It's going to be a very hormonal show and just to balance out the panel, we

are also going to invite the fattest male co-worker we have in the building to stop by and sit on the panel as well. Yeah, because I think he's craving everything. Fair is fair. That's what we say around these parts. Lots to get into this morning. If you are not comfortable yet or not comfortable with us, don't worry. Just sit back

and enjoy the Stockholm Syndrome that is Klein Alley Show. Kicking things off with Queens of Stone Age on a Monday. KROQ, we are Klein Alley Show, also known as the Giggly Squad. I'm KROQ, and there's a message, actually, on the GOAT line waiting for us this weekend from someone in a very different squad, a squad that was there long before the Giggly Squad and will be there long after the Giggly Squad. Hey, what's up, guys? Sweet Knockers.

Hey, I have a question for you guys, and I just wanted to get your opinion on this. So I work for the Geek Squad. I go into people's homes and... Geek Squad, our favorite squad. Every senior citizen's number one. Number one choice. I feel like there's not a time I've spoken to my mom on the phone where she has not had

an appointment later that day with someone from the Geek Squad. And every child of a senior parent is an unofficial member of the Geek Squad. Right. We don't want to be a part of it, and that's why we're so thrilled there's a real Geek Squad so that we can say things like, look, I don't know. It's probably that it's not plugged in, but you may need to have the Geek Squad come out and look at it. And they're there for us if we can't figure it out.

But also, if you're someone that occasionally dabbles in some of the deep web stuff that creates viruses on your computer, you also have also had to lie to the Geek Squad over the years and said, I don't know what it is. It's just old people and perverts, really. It's just perverts and old people that are keeping the Geek Squad afloat. You know what it is anyway. So I work for the Geek Squad. I go into people's homes and mount their televisions and surround sound systems and fix their computers and put in their security systems and cameras and thermostats and all kinds of stuff.

There's nothing they can't do, that Geek Squad. They come there. I didn't know they mount TVs. Crusty loads on your keyboard. You say, I spilled something on there. I don't know what it is. They got to pretend like they don't know what it is either. And we all have to act like it's a totally different reason and cause.

Yeah, I don't know. Someone else could have been using my computer. And then when they fix it, you go, oh, that was it? That's it. Wow. Thank you. This guy needs our opinion, and he works for the Geek Squad. So if he's come to us, we got a real problem here.

A lot of times people are, you know, just ecstatic with the work that I provided for them, and they decide that it's customary for them to offer a tip. Occasionally, you get the big, you know, $100 tip, which is super rare. Usually, it's about $20. That's what I would have guessed. I would think that's probably the going. If someone comes, does a good job, mounts a TV nicely, they're in, they're out, you've paid for the service, sure, but you give them a little something-something to say thank you for. especially if they go above and beyond and they say, look, really all you paid for was for me to put this on the wall,

but I'm going to go and hide these wires or something. You say, thank you. Appreciate that. Here's 20. 20? I don't think you should tip on this at all. Typical. I was asked to tip at a bowling alley when I bought my bowling games at the counter.

It's gotten ridiculous. And I think if you've paid for a service, just like you're paying a task rabbit to mount a TV, you're paying this person to mount your TV. Why do you need to tip on top of it? Do you tip the task rabbit people too? You do, huh? Yeah.

You cheap bitch. Yeah, you tip them all. That's what you do. You tip Bollie? Yeah, tip Bollie, everyone, yeah. But today, I went in and I mounted a TV for an older couple, and the guy tips me $2. Oh, that's just pointless.

And now we're in a weird spot where he was given a tip, and that guy who gave him $2 is probably like some World War II vet that probably was like, $2. Oh, in 1907, that was a huge tip. Yeah, that's the equivalent of giving the $100 these days. and uh my question is should I be in like probably what Allie's gonna say which is like two dollars more than I had before or should I think that that's kind of weird like would you rather just not tip than to give somebody two dollars tip after they just spent an hour and a half mounting

your new big TV over your fireplace and hooking up all your stuff uh yeah just wanted to get your opinion on that 23 tip bully hey it's a gesture it's it's the gesture but I mean when you go to that level i think like a two dollar tip for someone forced valet situation is still somewhat acceptable maybe yeah but you know what months down the line there's gonna be a situation where you have to tip a valet and you don't have any cash on you and boom this weekend that two dollars is in your pocket i said to the guy i said and i was hoping he would i was hoping i'd get a freebie on this i said hey i feel like such an ass i have no cash on me do you have venmo oh they whip it out there like yep here it is here's my qr code scan my wrist it's right here and i go god damn

it my wrist yeah he had it right ready to go yeah he had it ready to get taped right there i was like oh okay here we go you figured that out did you so uh anyway this guy uh geek squad so if you get a tip twenty dollars or nothing that's not fair even ten dollars is good ten dollars works two dollars though you never know when cash could come in handy not two dollars yes two dollars can absolutely come in handy. Omar, you seem like you're sometimes in the middle ground between the extreme that is over-tip and Allie who doesn't tip at all.

Do you think that a geek squad comes out... $2 is insulting. Insulting. It's insulting. It is more insulting than no-tip. I think you go through the gesture of... If it was some rich person... Not about that. Yeah, but if it's just some old man

who doesn't know any better, they think they're tipping well. I put a nice TV on the wall. Apparently, he's got nice TV money. He's getting a mountain of... Yeah, but he probably thinks, you know what? This is a nice man.

and I'm going to give you a nice silver dollar. There you go. Maybe. Maybe that's money. Buy yourself a slingshot. That's money from the, you know, one of the wars, Civil War money or something. It's worth money.

You probably made that in a day. Yeah. We've got to take a break. If you want real money, $100. Allie's not going to give you $2. She's going to give you $100 of her money if you call and play now. Allie knows the news. Five questions about things happening in the world.

A very eventful weekend has taken place, not only here locally, but around the country and around the world. Answer some questions right, and Allie will be forced to give you her money. And you just heard how much she hates giving people her money. So call now and claim her cash next at 800-520-1067. KROQ, we're a Klein Allie show. Every morning, we give you chances to win stuff from us. Today, it's tickets and a road trip.

Sends you all over the country. See some of your favorite bands. But right now, as per usual around this time, we give you the chance to take some of Allie's cash. And, yes, there is a moral conflict with taking money from a woman who is currently growing a life inside of her. She is inherently cheap. And in fact, this past weekend when she was with her mother, the throat goat, we did learn another story, the origin story of El Cheapo. What is it that your mother did this weekend that proved to you that this just runs in your genes? Nothing you can do about being as cheap as you truly are.

Well, we drove to this small town in Colorado, and this town has the Stanley Hotel, which is a famous hotel where Stephen King wrote The Shining. It's where he stayed for a long period and wrote the book. Now, you can go to the hotel and you can pay $10 to park and go in and see the room. You see a red room and all that stuff. My mother convinced us all that it's just as good to drive around the hotel because you get the idea and the maze itself is crappy and overgrown. Right. And I was like, well, that might be cool to just see, you know. She didn't want to pay the $10 to park and go see the actual thing.

I mean, it's just kind of an ordeal. You go in, you have to pay $10 to park. There's really just a – well, I'm like, is the bar there, that famous bar? Yeah, that's there, but it's kind of lame. All the things you'd want to see and take pictures of to say you saw it, you can't see any of that from the outside. You just drove by it. And then on top of it, when we drove in, there was mass amounts of construction,

so you couldn't even see the hotel itself. And then she said, well, we'll be on our way. All right. Well, it's almost just as exciting as actually seeing it. She's the OG. So to take Allie's money right now, it means an awful lot to you. Bragging rights for life and much more. We say good morning to Gilbert in Pasadena.

Hey, good morning, Gilbert. good morning sweet divots sweet divots to you and yours on a brand new week and a brand new month ali is going to go ahead and sequester herself out there in the halls of k-rock you will get five five questions first chance to answer at the end she'll come in here get the same questions if you do better than she does you win hundred dollars of her money if not we say goodbye to you forever here we go ali knows the news all right according to data out today. L.A. County Lifeguards

rescued how many people this past weekend alone? There's been a lot of talk about the uptick in rescues that's been happening because of all of these heavy currents, riptides, everything else. How many rescues were made this weekend alone by L.A. County

Lifeguards? All 6,000. How many? 2,000. 2,000. We go to question number two. Family Guy is officially going to be having a spinoff series based on what main character? Trump.

Trump? Yes, sir. Okay. Did not know he was one of the main characters from Family Guy. We go to question number three. A dog had to be saved this weekend. This made news, and it was saved. Luckily, the dog's name was Scooter.

After eating 2.4 pounds of what? you can say anything it won't be dumber than your last answer pedigree pedigree we go to question number four uh pepsi maybe not be a delicious drink but they are now getting into a different product line a pepsi that you are supposed to do what with open and drink it open and drink it the one answer i said it was not but you're going to go with that anyway all right open and drink it i'll write that down and final question and this is what it all could come down to listen closely this actor has confirmed that his metal band will be playing coachella in 2027 i believe it's the first official band that has been confirmed this

actor's metal band will be playing coachella 2027 which actor Johnny Depp Johnny Depp let's bring Allie and we'll score together seems like at this point we're just going through the motions

but okay Allie's coming re-entering how'd you do if you were playing along Monday vibes man Monday vibes baby I get it

summer Monday vibes oh man we've even said to ourselves we should just keep the phones turned off on summer Mondays but here we are talking to Victor

Allie could lose $100 things go well? no they went great Victor's smart we go to question number one Nellie, L.A. County lifeguards reported how many rescues this weekend alone, just this weekend. I think it was 2,000. He got that actually on the number, 2,000 rescues this weekend, and that's an incredible thing.

So many. So many rescues were made, and I wonder how many of those were, like, rescue rescues and how many of those were, like— You cool? All right. Yeah, I'm going to go write that up, right? You've got to splinter. Or incident reports, but I know that Saturday— No, they said rescue. I mean, they actually—I looked into this, and they actually said these were, like, legitimate, most of them were pull-out-of-the-water rescues,

I think half of them were on Saturday, too. A thousand just in one day. That's why these guys were all ripped and shredded, guys and gals. I mean, they're pulling fat, bad swimmers out of the ocean constantly. People who think they can boogie board still. Yeah, that's way better than a kettlebell. Pulling some 300-pound guy that's trying to tread water in a huge undertow. And he got run in the sand before and after that?

Both of you are on the board. 1-1. We go to question number two. Family Guy has officially announced a spinoff series featuring which one of their main characters? God, I feel like it's always Stewie. I feel like Stewie and Brian are the ones that they always talk about making a spinoff of, so I'll say Stewie. You know, we just had the voice of Brian in here recently, Seth Green, and we did not talk about this. Really missed opportunity on our part.

He guessed your contestant. Oh, excuse me, Chris. I'm sorry, Chris. I was like, I don't think it was Brian. Not Brian. It would be a terrible spinoff of Chris or the star of it, for sure. Yeah, for sure. Gilbert guessed it was Donald Trump, who's not one of the main characters of Family Guy. But congratulations to Stewie, baby Stewie, who's getting his own spinoff series. And we go to question number three right now.

Allie goes up one with only three questions left. Question number three. A dog was rescued, a dog by the name of Scooter, and saved after it had ingested 2.4 pounds of what? It ate 2.4 pounds of something. It made the news. It was a big story, but it was saved. Oh, I think I did see this. Is it gummy worms?

All right. He guessed, once again, not a great guess, but he guessed pedigree, dog food, which would be a lot of pedigree. But the dog had a thing for gummies, and I think our show is to blame for that. Regular gummies, though, right? Not weed ones? Not weed gummies, just regular gummy worms. And it ate 2.4 pounds. For a dog, a little dog, that's...

Oh, it's a little dog? Oh, yeah. But Scooter survived. There's the happy ending. We go to question number four. It's building up a tolerance. Pepsi, love it or hate it, has now come up with a new product that you're not going to drink, But what are you supposed to do with it?

Oh, maybe it's like one of those little pouches, like Zin. You want slow-release Pepsi? Yeah. You just kind of put it between your cheek. That's cool. Pepsi has announced that they are releasing an exfoliating scrub. So you can rub it upon your body when you're in the shower. You know, I see all these people on GLP-1s, and then I hear about things like this.

And I'm like, we're just as fat as ever. That's right. Let's rub soda all over our bodies. Yeah, so they believe that there's other benefits to doing this. So, of course, they're saying, I guess, what can we do with all this unsold Pepsi? They're like, they're not drinking it. What are we going to do? Can we rub it on our bodies?

Let's go with that. Let's make it a body wash. No one gets the point, and we go to this final question. And Allie is still up in this round of Allie Knows the News. Boy, do you need this one now more than ever. this actor has officially announced and confirmed

that his metal band will be playing Coachella 2027 I believe it's the first official confirmed band that has been announced is it William Shatner

okay he's been talking a lot about his metal band playing different shows because they're playing Riot Fest I think he has said and once again

you never know anymore because when you're dealing with someone who's 90 something years old you never know I think he's almost 100 how much what they're saying

is real talk versus just I'm gonna be at Coachella Okay, William. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. I'm playing on the moon. Yes, you are, Captain Kirk.

The answer is William Shatner has confirmed that his metal band is playing Coachella long before the official lineup announced. Gilbert, you put in a deep... Well, no, I'm not going to lie. The effort was not there, but we appreciate meeting you. And what must you shamefully admit over the airwaves of K-Rock? Go ahead. Definitely. This is Gilbert, and Allie knows the news.

Okay, thank you. Tomorrow morning, this exact time, you'll have another chance to take Allie's money. And as you've learned, the bar is set pretty low. So you just call, answer a couple of questions right, and you could win Ali's money. We have more show after this. K-Rock. K-Rock, we are Klein Ali's show. It's probably hard to tell on days that my nose looks swollen versus days that my nose just looks regular.

And you can watch on YouTube to see exactly what I'm talking about. But pretty sure yesterday I shattered and broke my nose pretty badly. I have to go get x-rays after the show today. Is it broken broken? It's kind of hard to tell with your nose, to be honest. I know. I'm well aware. Does it hurt? Oh, yeah.

Are you on pain medication right now? I am on over-the-counter stuff. Sadly, I abused all my prescription stuff, and it's long gone. But yesterday, having a moment, I had that moment where I finally go, you know what? It feels like summer. I was in the pool. I was with the kids. I felt like it was just a moment of just feeling calm and relaxed, and it was early enough in the day that I was like,

I don't have to start thinking about work yet. It was like 11 a.m. It was hot out. The pool was like the perfect temperature, which is very rare because there's always someone in my family that's going, it's too cold and someone else too hot. And it was just, everything was perfect. And I had just a moment of appreciation, which I should never do. Because when that happens.

God says, mine's happy. This guy seems too comfortable right now. Let's go ahead and ruin this. And my daughter said, can you throw me in the pool? Throw me in the pool. Not into the pool, but I was already in the pool. What are you talking about? She wanted to launch herself off my...

I think I have a concussion, too, by the way. So she goes, can you throw me? I said, sure. I said, sure, I'll throw you. And I didn't want to do it because it meant I had to do something active, and I wanted to be lazy. Sometimes those kids, too, will get like, do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again. Lucky for me, I didn't have any do-it-again chances

because as she puts her feet onto my knees, and I kind of go, all right, I'm going to launch you on three. I go one, two, and then I go to throw her with all my might on three. And instead of her going forward like a normal person does, she decides to shoot backwards. And her whole head, pretty much the skull headbutts me right in the nose. And I just hear crack, crack, crack, crack, crack. Dude, kids' heads are like concrete. Concrete.

And I just hear all these cracks. And then before I take them off, I go, well, that's broken. And then it's just waterfall of blood starts gushing out. Into the pool or on the side? Everywhere. Are there sharks there? Everywhere. Sharks started circling right away.

I said, Vanessa, get out of here, you. And I go, God damn. And I go, that's definitely broken. Like, I've broken my nose before, clearly. Is anyone rushing to your aid, or are they just continuing to swim and play? Well, Bruiser was upset because she goes, you made daddy. I can't believe I didn't break your nose. I'm the breaker of the nose here.

You haven't seen the last of me, nose. The kid who I was throwing, the older kid, she was upset because she said I didn't throw her as far as I used to because she went right in my nose. And then you yelled at her about how she didn't do it right? My wife said, stop bleeding in the pool. You're ruining the pool. So then I kind of got out and just sat there and caught my own blood in my hand for a while and put an ice pack on it and did all that stupid stuff. But I said, everyone else, you just enjoy swimming. the chlorine will probably take care of the blood

and I'll just go ahead and sit here and wonder why I allowed myself to appreciate life for even 11 seconds. Now, did you go to the doctor? No, I texted the only number I had of a doctor was the guy that gave me the pig nose because he said after that happened

I know you also know that other weird doctor who's giving you the mouth stuff. The dentist guy. He's gone. He's out of the country. I don't know if he was I don't know if that's by choice or if he was practicing medicine illegally. And he said to me, he's like, sounds like from what you're saying to me, it's probably broken. You probably broke some stuff in there. There's nothing we can do about it now.

So unless you want to go spend your Sunday in the ER or whatever, we'll just come in tomorrow. I'll take a look, do some x-rays, and then have to reset it, which sucks. Well, it doesn't look crooked. Yeah, it sounds like it's going to hurt. Oh, man. He said try to enjoy your day because tomorrow won't be as enjoyable. So I assume that's his way of threatening that it's going to hurt. But when I get messages like this, you know.

Happy Spider-Man premiere day. I absolutely think that Klein looks like the Punisher. My boyfriend is re-watching the Punisher series, and every time I see his TV, I'm like, oh, my God, he looks like Klein. But he says that I have to stop saying it because I'm ruining the show for him. But that's another guy who looks like he's got just a giant, constantly busted nose. Yeah, and your life is the Punisher. That's right, the punishment. Yeah, that is your life.

But you know what? This actually helps me because I usually track what's going on in my life based on the way your nose looks. Right, so you'll be able to phase, like, instead of, like, your pregnancy. Yeah, I'm like, oh, okay, this is after the break. Yeah, this is when I found out the gender or whatever, you know, like. This is the third time he broke his nose. Yeah, this is last year before he had the surgery, so he just had his regular nose. Like, anytime I see our live streams or videos, I'm like, oh, yeah, that was a couple noses ago.

So it kind of helped. So thank you. If you push into certain parts of it now with your finger where there should be. Do you get a prize? Where there should be bone. Blood will shoot out. Your prize is blood. But where there should be like a bone, it's like now you just go, you just push and it

goes right into like, it's weird. Are you going to need another surgery? I'm not going to do, I mean, I think I'm going to, I have the ability to refuse it at this point. But it. You did previously. I've refused a few times and then eventually it gets me, but it's, it was not fun. So if you had a fun or summer and I was having a fun or summer, that was all part of the

plan. Hey, fun or summer is backfire sometimes. Fun or summer. And I should have gone to the movie. This was the thing. Do you guys want to go to Spider-Man? and I, like a stupid ass, and everyone was like,

yep, Spider-Man. And I said, yeah, you know what? Let's go swimming. Might as well go in the pool. Come on, you can go swimming anytime. And it's like 100 degrees. Go inside.

That's why I thought it would be great. Let's go in this pool. We have a pool. Let's use the effing pool. If it's 100 degrees, you don't want to be outside at all. Wouldn't have broken my face

at Spider-Man. Man, you probably could have. I think God would have figured it out for you. Guys never broke their nose eating popcorn before. You figured it out away. That's unbelievable.

We are back with more show, your news and your tickets after this on k-rock k-rock we are a klein alley show we'll get into your add news in a moment then a brand new hour of the show will officially begin we got tickets for you access to all sorts of shows happening at the hollywood bowl including smartless live jimmy world and get you on a list so you can travel all over the country and see that band again ali you're going to be upset about this i know last week we were talking about how you're still on your mom's cell phone plan we had a lot of people that called in with stories as to things they have their parents still paying for so before we get into the add news you're going to want to

hear that the worst possible flip side of this scenario for one of our listeners hey guys i'm listening my name is louis i'm listening to the to the show right now and i hear you guys talking about people's parents paying their phone bills for being on their line for me it's the opposite actually i uh actually pay for both my fiance's parents and her brother's phone also with my own mother and my brother so i have the opposite problem i pay for those rooms so yeah so figured i did interesting topic to talk about goes both ways the parents are smart they can switcheroo it they can do a little flip season go hey family plan why don't you i'm too old to pay my bills you take over you go ahead pass the baton so be on the flip side of that uh that's

almost as bad it could be a whole different crop of calls i'm actually the back of my head running away when that happens i guess i'll i guess you won't be having a cell phone mom mom's going to a home they're gonna landline right there for you mom waiting for you let's get to your news Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. The heat waves continue as we continue to get grumpier and grumpier in the sweltering heat. And apparently the heat waves are aging us faster. Specifically, each heat wave could make you biologically six months older, which is weird for Southern California. And everyone can get enough Botox to cancel that out.

None of that matters, though, if you're dead. And they had to make a ton of ocean rescues again this weekend. They said they rescued almost 2,000 people, which is more than last week. And last weekend, I think the number was about 1,500. They said they rescued over 1,000 people just on Saturday alone across, you know, 70-plus beaches up and down the coast. And, you know, again, this is all people that they want to escape the heat, so they get out there. And then they go, hey, I haven't boogie boarded in a while. I guess I'll get out there with my kids.

And then, you know, because there's weather, you know, across the Pacific, it's creating these big waves. Some of the lifeguards said it's the biggest waves they've ever seen in their career. And then they come and, you know, these people can't handle it because they're not at the beach every day and they're not necessarily the strongest swimmers. Even strong swimmers, though, were getting stuck. You talk about how the heat wave is making everyone grumpy and aging us faster. This person you're about to hear is 22 years old. And this is after experiencing one heat wave in Southern California.

It's impossible to not be moist with this sticky weather we're having. Thursday, I'm going to venture on the Amtrak. so i mean that person sounds like they are aging rapidly she's just out of college just uh just fresh out of college right there that's a ucla graduate and uh she's very very aging rapidly because this heat wave use sunscreen a rocket's gonna crash into the moon i feel like this should be a bigger story spacex used this rocket to launch some lunar landers about a year ago now Now the rocket has been in space and it will unintentionally crash into the moon on Wednesday at 5,400 miles per hour, which is seven times the speed of sound. And it will crash into the moon and create a new crater along with a bunch of dust plumes and things like that.

Of course, all these astronomers want to watch this. They say the East Coast and Canada will have the best views of it. And it'll be cool to see, but it's bringing up this bigger conversation about the amount of... About female astronauts? About what? Is it a female astronaut situation? There's no astronaut in it. Oh, okay, good.

That's a good thing. It's actually a robot. It's actually just an errant floating rocket. But it wasn't supposed to hit the moon. It wasn't supposed to hit the moon. I think the trajectory was off or something. But it just brings up the conversation about space junk because there's so much space junk out there now

that it's falling into the atmosphere weekly. And they said if it continues, by 2035, there will be a person injured or killed by space debris every two years. Stop it. I thought it all burns

before it gets back to us. Most of it does but they say now there's so much of it that it is starting to fall to Earth and that every week now there's more and more

space debris and space junk that's falling down into Earth. What a terrible way to go out but also kind of cool to be like, what happened? I thought he was so healthy.

Yeah, he was but... Space metal. Piece of trash. A Mountain Dew can from space fell and hit him in the head so now he's dead. Is that the only space junk

That's all I can think of. Why would Mountain Dew be in space? I don't know. I assume some astronaut brought it up there. Where should I put this? Ah, just throw it out there, man. Space. Yeah, I think that's what they...

But I thought that's what the International Space Station does. When they have trash, they just chuck it out there. Well, then we think about us on Earth, right, and how we're running out of space. And it's like, ah, let's just take our trash and throw it out in the space. But then eventually it can come back down and kill us all. Man, they didn't think this through. Move over, Jared Leto. The guitarist of Monis Mouse, Simon O'Connor, is now being accused of sending inappropriate

messages to underage girls. He's actually been kicked off of the band's upcoming tour. There was a girl who was like, a 17-year-old girl who was liking some of his photos, so he started DMing her, and then he made some kind of weird, inappropriate Simon Says joke, because his name's

Simon, and then when she... He wanted to relate with her. Yeah. Should I do a hokey pokey or a Simon Says? Skip it? Ah, she sold her. Which one's gonna hit? Which one's gonna land? Simon Says. Then he allegedly sent a photo of a naked african-american man sitting with his legs open and then she said when she didn't respond to that well he apologized she said it's okay you've probably been hacked and

he said no i haven't oh i'm just drunk he insinuated i've just had a night of partying and this is me though and then kind of kept talking to her and now those messages are being put out on reddit and it's all coming back to him so don't dm 17 year olds i think that's a good lesson All right, coincidentally, this is the next song we have queued up ready to go. I can't believe they scheduled this Modest Mouse song. Oh, yikes. This particular, that's not right. That's him on guitar.

No. Simon says play Paramore. Okay, let's do that instead. There we go, thank you. All right, we've got a decent hour in store for you next, which we will get into in 30 minutes. It is Finale Show, and this is KROQ. Good morning.