Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- Gummy Worm Fetish, Wind Chime Prank and MORE

Episode Date: July 31, 2026

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Let's get the show started. The show started. The show started. We are live in Los Angeles. Three, two, one. And here we go. I love the hot dog, but I love the ham dog. Diddy, great guy like Diddy.

Let me get my shoes on. Oh, baby, gonna get some. It's not about that Monday, Tuesday. No one cares about Wednesday. Thursday. Forget that noise. Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the rear end?

Eggs. Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the rear end? Woo-hoo. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, trash. Thursday, Friday, forget about that. Friday, Sunday, Wednesday. Sunday, sleeping in.

Eat and brunch. Who am I? And I was like, oh. I want to say penis. We'll be right back. No. Are you ready for the weekend? Yeah.

Are you ready for the weekend? No. Okay, Dinah. It's Klein Alley Show. Low 6.7. KROQ FM and HD Pasadena. Los Angeles. Orange County.

The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles. This is the world famous K-Rock. Hey, guys. Friday. Hell yeah. Welcome to your weekend and good morning. That was the weekend anthem known as the weekend song guaranteed to make you happier. If you're new to the show, probably a little confusing.

listening to it on the radio. You may say, boy, music's gotten pretty bad these days. But you should be in a good mood. And it's funny, I just saw yesterday in the DMs on Klein Alley Show that apparently a bunch of netbangers or people that watch us on YouTube place bets every Friday as to what clips of the show Omar will play during the weekend song. You must be so proud.

And I love that we've turned this into like a polymarket-style thing that you can gamble on, the future of gambling. Oh, we got the inside info? Anything that happens, except I don't know what Omar's going to play either. Every week he plays different clips in different orders, and I don't know if it's going to be an I love the hot dog or an I'm racist. I don't know what's going to come out of Omar's machine. Dude, Omar, this is your chance to go dirty.

Yeah, that is true. You can tell people. Hey, hit me up, netbangers. Exactly. People are placing bets on Friday, and we do the weekend song twice, once at the beginning, once at the end. He plays different clips of the show, all things that were said, most of them completely out of context.

And go ahead and place your bets. These days you can gamble on anything. Might as well gamble on what things that were said on this show will be played during the weekend song. The amount of money being wasted on our live stream is just always shocking to me. Surprising. Apparently, not only are we financially irresponsible, but you are financially irresponsible as well. And as we've learned, it's way more fun to live your life financially irresponsible than financially responsible. Tell about it.

Yeah, right, Jake? Jake knows that better than anyone. So many posters. Yeah. And all blue in the dark. I get told I'm boring by my wife all the time because I have us saving money. Right. She's like, we should just go do something fun.

And Ali's like, you know what's fun? We'll put it in a Roth IRA. Well, I do that logic where I'm like, would you rather spend money on this one fun thing? Or later, would you like to have this item? Or when you're 65, would you rather accrue 80% interest over the next 35 years? Yeah, I hit her with the A word, accrue. Yeah, and she's like, oh, damn it. That sucks.

Well, anyway, this show has real life consequences. And here's just another example of that. I wanted to let you guys know that I took a trip to NorCal to visit my parents this week. And as I was on the 101, I got so grossed out. Knowing what Allie did on that, that I went ahead and moved over to the 5. Even though I know how yucky the 5 is, I felt less gross driving on the 5 than in the same road as Allie. Yeah, I just wanted to let you guys know. Thanks, man.

Happy Friday. So that's a guy that had to move his entire freeway because he was so grossed out knowing that you had self-pleasured on the 1-0-0-1. So he went to the yucky five. But let me tell you something. How did it get yucky? I've done it there, too. Oh, no. Really?

No. Oh, God. Stay home today. Every major freeway. For the love of Christ, we have $500 of Allie's money coming up for you next on KROQ. KROQ on Allie's show. In a moment, we give you the chance to take $500 of Allie's cash. If you're in the mood to win today, it's a great day to be listening to KROQ.

Let's be honest, there's probably less people in the cars on a Friday, so that means better chances for you to call and win things like tickets. Coming up, Death Cab for Cutie. They start their shows at the Greek, I think, this weekend, so we will get you into Death Cab. And then also we have Foo Fighters tickets for you later this morning. It's all part of KROQ's summer ticket blowout. Just be ready to call.

The numbers you'll need, 800-520-1067 to win your way in. And then we also have Wild Rivers. We'll get you the cabana, we'll get you the food and beverage credit, and we will get you everything you need so that you can try to beat the heat as the heat wave is going to be intensifying. A special reminder to double up on all deodorants that you wear. Pits and slits, guys. Do not forget your pits and slits on days like today.

You have to find a secret beach that nobody else knows about. Good luck with that. Because it's like, oh, let's go to the beach. Okay, there's 20,000 people at this beach. The problem is if you ever do find a secret beach or one that wasn't as bad as you thought, you can't wait to tell people about it because you're like, you know, because someone's like, oh, that was the beach. It sucked.

I couldn't find parking for two hours. And then you go, you know what? I found this little cove. You just got to hike down the canyon a little bit. And then everyone's like, once word gets out, you're done. Once people know about it, you're done. And the problem is when people find something like that, they can't wait to post it.

And then everyone's like, hey, the DM on the side, hey, where was that beach? That looked cool. You got to give them bad intel. Then you need to find a rich person who thinks they own part of that private beach. Yeah, that's the nice move right there. You got to sneak through one of those side yards in Malibu. Yeah, just wear like a vest or like hold some gardening equipment

Go right back there and get in the water. All the plans on the beach, huh? I work for you. I'm part of the staff of this rich house right here. Someone's very upset on the text line, and they said, I lost $1,000 betting that Omar would play Ali's wind chime sounds during the weekend song. And, you know, I haven't heard Ali's broken wind chime impression. This was when Ali said her wind chimes got all tangled up,

and she made this noise of broken wind chimes. And Omar's used that to, usually it's Ali mocking the mentally disabled, is how that gets played now on the show. No, no, I use this one. I beat you for dirt, too. No, that's all right. That was also, I think, her broken wind chimes. But it's been a while since we've played this, Allie,

and someone's in the mood to hear your wind chime sounds. Do you remember when we called the wind chime store and tried to return the broken pair that you described, and it went like this? This is Alice speaking. How may I help you? Yeah, hi there. I recently bought some wind chimes from you guys. Yeah?

I don't know if something is wrong with them, but I recorded some sound of them, and they don't sound like they did when I had first gotten them. Okay, well, if you want to bring them in and exchange them, if we have them in stock, that's not a problem at all. I don't know if you've ever heard this before. Maybe I'm doing something wrong, but... I don't know if any of our wind chimes make that sound.

I don't know which pair you bought. Can you tell me which wind chime it is? There's five different, like, columns, I guess, and the neighbors have been complaining because it's not a pleasant sound at all? Okay, well, if you want to bring it in and return it. There it goes. Yeah.

I don't think that's the sound they're supposed to make. Yeah. Yeah, if you want to return them, if you have the receipt, we can give you a full refund. If you don't have it, we can do store credit or an exchange. And you have other wind chimes that don't make that sound there? Yes, we do. Okay.

Yeah, because this one is like... It wakes me up every morning and night. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry about that. That does not sound pleasant. But yeah, we definitely have other wind chimes that make a nice sound. Okay, great. Okay.

I will bring the... Sorry, I can hardly hear you over these. I'll bring them back and we can do an exchange. Like... Okay. Thank you. Like... She's right.

That is a very unpleasant sound. That is a very unpleasant sound by the name of Valley. For whoever bet that we would play that sound 20 times this morning, you paid a lot of money. So good job on that bet. We come back in a moment. If you'd like to gamble, 500 bucks, Allie's cash, up for grabs. It's a $500 Friday. Your chance to get $500 richer.

Half a grand in your hand, courtesy of that lesbian right there. If you want it, call and claim it now at 800-520-1067. Back with more show next. That is the sweet sound of you getting $500 richer. Allie does not like $500 Fridays, but that's okay. You like it. It's a fun theme song to sing to yourself. And once again, we have five questions about things happening in the news.

Allie has been putting together the ADD news that you'll be hearing all morning on the show. But does she have the right stories? Or did we go off the grid to come up with five questions that we knew she would not know the answers to? Off the grid and on to Klein's grid. So, listen, I think these are very mainstream questions. If you've been paying any attention to anything going on in the world, you should know the answers. If not, you'll learn a thing or two about cool stuff happening in the world. And we say good morning to your competition.

This is Victor listening to KROQ this morning. Good morning, Victor. Hey, good morning, Client and Ali. Just a heads up, I gave you guys a call about a month ago. I'm down to get my kidneys for Blind Charlie. Just pay my bills and give me a job. I've been paying my debts. Say this all again right now.

So about a month ago, you guys were saying that Blind Charlie wanted to do a marathon. And he just needed a kidney, right? Yes. Yeah, I was like, I'm down. I called in. I was like, I'm going to give up my kidney. Just give me a job and pay my debts. Wait a minute.

I didn't know that you offered a kidney. I didn't know we had anyone who offered their kidney. Yeah, I didn't pay for it. When I sent her the phone, she just hung up on me. Like, oh, no. Hold on. You called. Vanessa hung up.

Hold on. I recall this. Hold on. You called to offer blind. Blind Charlie is going to die if he does not get a working kidney. I literally don't recall this. You called. Who did you speak to when you called to offer up a kidney?

I think it was Omar. Yeah, because he sounds kind of Spanish. No, it was Johnny. It was not Omar. Omar doesn't take the calls. It could have been Johnny. So you called and said, I've got a kidney that I will happily give up to Blind Charlie, and they hung up on you.

Yeah, I told them, hey, just give me a job and pay my debts. Well, that's a little tough. What are your debts like? Like less than 50 grand. Less than 50 grand? That's still a big number, dude. Where are we supposed to come up with that? I mean, listen, if you want to give your kidney up.

Yeah, I mean, listen, I think if Blind Charlie, he did tell us, if he gets a new kidney, he will blindly walk from coast to coast, supporting our show the entire walk. We think it'll be a big story, and he'll raise money in the process. I don't know if we can raise money for Victor's debt. I think we're going to try to raise money for a better cause than that. I mean, maybe we can set up like a payment plan or something. Yeah, but if you really do are okay to give a kidney away, and you want to go ahead and see if you're a donor or a match or whatever, we would love to find a way to give Blind Charlie a kidney. He's done so much for the show. and we would love to give him a kidney.

Awesome, awesome. Well, we'll see what happens. Well, maybe I'll get... Go ahead, Omar. I just wanted to know, what's the majority of that debt consist of? Oh, there's credit card debts, yeah. Oh, cool.

So you're good with money. Okay. Oh, the alcohol, I thought. I feel good about giving you $500. Well, Victor, yeah. Victor, we're going to give you a chance to win Allie's money right now. And if things go well, good for you.

That'll go ahead and ship away at that debt, 1% of it. If things don't go well, please hang on the phone afterwards so that we can. If you're serious about giving up a kidney, we'd love to be able to connect Blind Charlie with a kidney. We'd love to hang up on you again. Yeah, and I'll put you through to Vanessa so she can immediately hang up on you so you can't save a man's life. Allie's leaving the studio. Your round begins in moments.

Thanks for calling back. Yeah, if anyone is ever hung up on by Vanessa or Johnny, just call back and rat them out to us directly so we can make sure that the heads roll in the back. Here we go. All right, question number one. A woman is suing a Starbucks in Riverside County. For what reason? What reason is she suing the Starbucks? Spilled coffee on her.

Hot coffee. We go to question number two. Chips Ahoy is launching a new flavor for the first time ever. What flavor is it? It sounds pretty weird, but let's go with something pickled. Chips Ahoy Pickle Cookies. We go to question number three. Speaking of food, the FAA has now approved drone delivery for what company that will now be able to get you your food through the air instead of watching your driver get stuck in traffic in the canyon?

Which food delivery app has now been FAA approved to deliver food via drone? Well, I work for DoorDash. I hope it's not DoorDash because that would take a lot of money for me. So let's say DoorDash. Okay, you're rooting against that answer, but that could be right. We'll find out in a moment. LinkedIn has just added a new button that allows users to narc on what behavior? Let's say posting about bad resumes or something, AI resumes or something.

Bad resumes? Yeah, it's LinkedIn, right? All right, and finally, question five. of Lollapalooza, is officially here. It's in Chicago. The Smashing Pumpkins, as you know, from Chicago originally, getting themselves a headlining spot at Lollapalooza,

and they kick things off with a pre-show where Billy Corgan was joined on stage by what iconic TV star? Oh, man. I'm just going to say, that was, I guess, Ryan Seacrest. Ryan Seacrest. All right, he is iconic.

There's no denying that. I'm sure he's not doing this dumb bit right now. Let's bring in Allie, and we'll score it together. Allie, you're battling Victor for your own money. Victor's got a kidney. He's got two of them right now. He says he'd be willing to give one to Blind Charlie, but there needs to be a price. And I will, if he's serious about it, I mean, if you're able to match and everything, you go through it,

I'll throw $1,000, a couple thousand your way to make it happen for Blind Charlie. But if your number's $50,000, I'm sorry, you've come to the wrong show. You're going to have to hit a big boy for that kind of money. Question number one, Allie. Yeah. A woman is currently suing Starbucks after an incident happened at a Riverside County Starbucks. What was the incident? Why is she suing?

Hmm. Let's see there. I'm going to just go with hot coffee. Super hot coffee incident. More specific than super hot coffee incident. Super hot coffee spilled on her body and gave her a bunch of burns. Okay. Both of you said hot coffee incident.

The woman who's going through a Starbucks drive-thru claims that the lid came off in the handing of the hot tea, hot water tea, not coffee, but whatever. Both of you said it. It spilled all over her. Second-degree burns on her body. And both of you, either both of you get it right or both of you get it wrong. But I'll go ahead and give you guys the point because I'm feeling generous. So we go 1-1, even though it was tea, not coffee. And we go to question number two.

By the way, similar lawsuit that happened a little while ago. A person got paid out $50 million. Okay, I'm like, I feel like I heard this story before. $50 million. It's a new one now. A woman's going, I'll take a loose lid and 30-degree burns on my junk for 50 mil. We go to question number two. Chips Ahoy is launching this new flavor for the first time ever.

What is it? Oh, it's a mystery flavor. Ah, okay. You've got to guess what it is. He said pickles because why not? Everything's going pickle these days. But the correct answer, and maybe we find out down the line he's right because it is a mystery flavor. No one knows what it is.

Allie gets the point. Chips Ahoy mystery. It could be anything, and you have to buy to find out. If it turns out to be pickle, I'm going to call you back, Victor, and give you some money if this costs you the game. I ain't promising this money. Question number three. It does cost a lot. FAA has now officially given drone approval for delivery for which company that will get you your food a little quicker than your driver getting stuck in traffic.

Yeah, I heard. I think, is it Uber? Uber Eats? He said, I hope it's not DoorDash, because if it's DoorDash, he works for DoorDash. and he said that would really cost him a lot of money. So I feel bad giving you the answer because it's good for you but also bad for you. It is DoorDash.

So you have now gone up. You have now tied Allie. This is exciting now. You've tied it all up, but sadly you may be replaced pretty soon by drone delivery. We go to question number four now, and it's completely tied. 500 bucks up for grabs.

Victor has got $50,000 worth of credit card debt. He's trying to claw his way out of. Here we go. LinkedIn. LinkedIn has added a new button so that users can narc on what behavior? I think it's the use of AI. All right. His guess was that users can report bad resumes.

I would have thought it would have been the people that are trying to turn LinkedIn into a dating site where everyone's trying to hit on each other on LinkedIn, which is happening. I think they're all about that. But according to this new article and this new button, Allie is absolutely right. It's a new button that you can press to report AI slop, is what they're calling it. And they're asking users to get rid of the AI slop that is apparently taking over LinkedIn. And we go to this final question. Ali's going to back up by one. Lollapalooza is officially underway in Chicago.

Smashing Pumpkins headlining hometown band from Chicago. They kicked things off with a pre-show where Billy Corgan was joined on stage by what iconic TV star? Joined Billy Corgan on stage. God, I don't know the person's name, but they were in the Brady Bunch. And they used to play bass for the Smashing Pumpkins, I think. No, it's two separate people. Oh, oh, okay. I saw that in the headline, and I was like, really?

I didn't know one of the Brady Bunch members was a bassist. The former bassist returned to the Smashing Pumpkins for at least that show. And Barry Williams, known as Greg Brady. Oh, he was Greg, okay. Joined Billy Corgan on stage to go ahead and give everyone those nostalgic feels. and sadly, Victor, your round of Allie Knows the News comes to an end with zero dollars and what must you shamefully admit

over the airwaves of K-Rock? All right, this is Victor and Allie Knows the News. Okay. I can't believe I have to say this right now, Allie. But the guy who called in with that weird kink about the gummy worms, remember that weird call we got? Oh, I could never forget it.

And he was going to then propose to that girl? Yeah, through some kind of weird stunt with the gummy worms. He's on the phone right now with an update. We'll get to that next. KROQ, we are Klein Alley Show. Lincoln Park, a friendly reminder that Park Week is still happening. It ends on Monday. We'll announce the winner.

So you have today and through the weekend to submit your terribly parked cars that you see all over the streets of Southern California. I saw just yesterday alone, going through all the submissions we've received at KROQ.com slash Park Week and on our socials at Klein Alley Show. I saw a couple of great examples of gas cars that were parked at charging, electric charging. Some people had even pulled the electric charger and put it in the gas tank to look like they're charging, which is a great move. There's so many different ways that people are parking badly and ruining our lives on a daily basis. It is Shark Week on your TV and in the ocean, but with us, it's Park Week again, and we will give away the grand prize. It involves a trilogy of shows that you'll be going to, all involving the word park, and it will be happening on Monday. But get your submissions in today and through the weekend, please.

A bad parker almost screwed up my driving test yesterday because they were so far into the main lane of the road that I had to, it was a hazard. Yesterday after the show, Allie and Jake competed on the on-road driving test. We will have the instructor joining us in less than an hour to reveal the results. And I think of all the punishments we've given out on the show, and there have been some bad ones, this is probably the worst punishment because this person will be forced to go sit at the DMV for up to five hours. Even the driving test guy felt bad for us. It's a terrible punishment, so we'll get into that coming up later. We had a man on our show a few weeks ago during a game called Bet Your Fit. And his fetish was something that was rather strange.

It was not one of those fetishes like spanking or whatever else, normal ones, I guess. He shared with us the story that he likes to eat gummy worms out of this lady's special place. But this video, we posted it up on our Instagram, has over 100,000 views. A video of him talking about it. Not him doing it, yes. And many of the responses are things like, wow, that is by far the strangest thing I've ever heard in my 28 years on this planet. You're also missing a key component of the kink here. Oh, he does it at – right.

There's a certain time of the month he likes to do this trick. Yeah, he likes to dip it in ketchup. Thank you, Omar, for cleaning that up. So anyway, he did tell us when he was on with us that he was planning on doing that kink I think that very day at the Queen Mary in Long Beach and that he was going to propose marriage to this woman. And I think it's beautiful that when you find your kink and it's just weird enough and somebody else is just as into it as you are, that is a beautiful, beautiful thing. And you should never let go of that person. So good for them. So let's say hello to, I don't know if this is his real name or fake name.

Greg, is that a fake name you're giving us? Oh, no. I am Netbanger Greg. Hello, Netbangers. Happy Friday. This guy is proud of it. And last name and last four on your social? You are the guy who called us during Bet Your Fat.

Hold on. Listen first. Greg, slow down. You are the kink gummy guy, though, correct? Correct. That is me, yep. Okay. And you went and did this kink again the day after we spoke about it,

and you said you were going to propose marriage, and what happened? We said, please call us back with an update. Yes, and that's... And also, I'm also the same guy with the four-year lack of sex. And so maybe if I sound a little more bubbly and happy right now, I got laid. And yes, we went to the Queen Mary. Had the most amazing time. If anybody's wondering, yes, go to the Queen Mary for a date night just over the...

Oh, man, that's an amazing time. And I was successful in completing my gummy adventure. It was a little unfortunate in the sense that she had stopped her menstrual session prior to me being able to get in. Hard time out the Queen Mary to your flow. Yeah, that's tough. So she was not at that time of the month, but you still were able to do your gummy worm trick? That is correct. And also, is Jake there today?

Yeah, Jake's here. Unfortunately. Yeah, he's here. Okay, okay. Because I took his advice. Jake, I used a ring pop to propose. So I give you a service. So Jake's joke of are you going to propose to her by pulling a ring pop out of her lady parts,

you decided that's a great idea, that's what I'm going to do, and you did that, and you proposed marriage to her? Exactly what I did right while during everything and after she got to where she needed to go, I sent it right out there. The police station, it sounds like, to file a report. You're talking about orgasm? Is that what you're saying? Correct, orgasm, yes. I didn't know if I could say that. Yes. And so I proposed right then, right during that moment, and she said, yes, I am moving to Colorado in 12 days. You're moving away? To move in with her.

Yep, to move in with her. Oh, I didn't know that part. We lost a listener. I don't support this relationship. We lost another listener. You're a freak. God damn it. Well, congratulations.

Good for you. You actually gained a listener. Okay. My what to be is now she might be listening right now. She's a third grade teacher, by the way. I don't know. Oh, boy. I mean, if a third grader found that out about their teacher, they would suddenly be the coolest kid in school.

Let me get this straight. So she was not aware that this show even existed. Then you said, hey, I told a story about this little thing we do with each other. And it was all over the radio. And now there's a, I don't know if you've seen your video, but it went, you know, rather viral, I guess, in the world of, you know, weird videos. That is correct. I told her once the video got, I told her once the video got to 65,000. I was like, hey, I did something.

I don't know if you're going to see it, you know, on your algorithm, so I need to make you aware because it was already after the fact, technically. But then she watches it every day now. She's like, how many views does it have now? And now she is listening to your show. Hey, I mean, pulling a ring pop out of between your legs is definitely more interesting than taking out of a bite of a cheesecake. No, I get it. I mean, for what this guy's into. So now you're engaged, officially engaged to be married to this woman.

And by the way, I think we're kind of sidestepping the probably the most important part of this call. This man was on a four year sex drought, a four year drought. And that got resolved. And that's why I'll tell you, even just hearing your voice now, you almost sound like a different person because four years of being pent up. I feel like a real man. Yeah, good for you. Well, it's interesting. 408 pointed out that when he first called in during Bet Your Fed, he did want to remain anonymous.

But now it seems like you've flipped the coin. Now you want to let everyone know that you are Greg and you're in love. I think he's seen all of the positive comments. I mean, a lot of people called him a sick freak, but there's also a lot of comments where people are like, hey, man, let your freak flag fly. People are supporting you. So this is a show. We are like the Statue of Liberty for all you weird ass freaks out there. So thank you for bringing your story to us.

congrats on getting engaged and I guess you're moving out of Southern California so you're off to Colorado to get married yeah for now I won't be here but I won't be gone I'm definitely Greg yep absolutely

I think your registry will be full of gummy worms and all kinds of different things that we can provide yeah congratulations what a strange what a strange and happy ending to that story Allie I mean also strange though but But happy.

But again, glad they found each other and glad that they love each other. Yeah. If you don't know what we're talking about and want the origin story of that guy, you can go to our Instagram right now and just search for, I think it's called weird gummy worm sex something. I don't know. You can find it there. I mean, there's no way. Do you buy any of this? Yeah.

You do? Of course. Yeah. Omar, Omar, you think all this is. Nobody would make that up, man. No. Nobody would make that up. You swear on all the gummy worms in the world what you're saying is true, Greg?

Absolutely. i 100 i i would show photos if i could but i don't want to ruin your life okay well we appreciate that or hers sorry i got it all right wow that's wild so we gotta go we gotta go to the wedding well we haven't been invited you can't invite yourself to this guy's wedding well i am okay so part two of that thank you for bringing that up because there have been a lot of people asking in the chat or not in the chat and on the instagram on that video um actually my wife to be a fiance and i would actually we want to invite all of you and the netbingers but specifically you and want omar to dj the wedding we want you guys to uh host the wedding um we all spoke about

that. It's just like a real wedding situation? Like a cash bar? Are you guys paying for that? Are you covering the booze? Yes. You're going to be here in Southern California or Colorado? That sounded like a lie. I mean, I don't want this.

Yeah, it'll be a flight thing, so I can't pay for your tickets, but if you guys, I mean, maybe we will. Hold on, hold on. Don't worry about that. You've got to get married. Let's save it for the gummy worms. If we all throw gummy worms at you guys after you get married instead of rice, is that something you'd be into?

That would be the cutest thing ever. I think we should consider doing this. Omar, you've got to pay Omar's rate, though. He doesn't give any discounts. So you've got to pay Omar's full rate. But if they pay your DJ rate, Omar, if they pay your actual rate, would you be opposed to us all taking a trip to go to this listener's weird-ass wedding? No, no, I'll do that for sure.

Yeah, and we'll all show up. And at the last minute, Klein will say, oh, no, I can't make it. And then his steak will sit there uneaten. That's my tradition. And now that's how he rolls. Greg, congrats on all of the updates. Listen, if this is a serious invitation, we will consider it. Thank you.

It is very serious. We've spoken at different lengths. Okay. I mean, I've got to meet these people. The thing is so freaky. The whole thing is weird and freaky. I don't know if we should be the ones hosting. You guys have met me before.

I mean, we would mention this every 30 seconds. Come up constantly. That's all I would talk about. Our families are going to be there. I mean, are you okay with us mentioning this gummy worm sex trick you do during the vows? Probably not, right? You're going to have relatives there, I would think. No, no, no.

We are fully open to go for it. Oh, my God. What if the dad's like, that's my son? Do it! I did it, too. All right. This is wild. Man.

Okay. Well, that's something to think about, Allie. Vanessa, make a note on my desk. Another note. We have to look at airfare now to go up and marry this couple in Colorado. We've got to take a break. When we get back, believe it or not, we have some news to get to. And more importantly, we start giving you stuff.

So get ready for your tickets and much more. And the results that Allie and Jake have been waiting for. Who is the worst driver on the show? The punishment sucks. And we will have the driving instructor on with us next hour to explain who wins, who loses, and who's going straight to the DMV for five hours for no reason. That's all coming up on KW. There's some ADD news right now on your Klein Alley show.

And then a brand new hour of the show will begin. We find out once and for all who is the worst driver on the show. and we forced to go sit in a DMV for five hours for no reason at all. It is the worst punishment we've ever given any of us and we will figure out who wins and who loses the on-road driving test which took place yesterday after the show.

So those results coming up in mere moments. But first... Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. Yesterday I told you about a Netflix lawsuit. An employee who is suing Netflix because he was fired after revealing some intimate details about his life

during a corporate retreat. Now they're being sued again by somebody else and for a lot more money than this other guy. A film producer is suing Netflix for $105 million because he claims they lost his movie. And this was a movie, a World War II film called Fortitude starring Nicolas Cage. And this producer claims that they wrote the script, spent seven years and $45 million bringing it to the screen. They eventually dropped off a whole media package for Netflix so that they could decide whether they wanted to buy it. And then Netflix became unresponsive. Eventually, they said, hey, what's going on with our media, all the stuff that we sent you?

And they said, oh, sorry, that all got stolen. It seems that somebody stole a good amount of drives from our office desks in this past week. And now we're trying to work through it. So they kind of lost this multimillion dollar film. and now the producer's like, hey, I need some money from you guys. I trusted you with this precious Nicolas Cage film, and you've gone and lost it. I mean, is that really worth $50 million? I mean, he's suing for $105 million.

Oh, man. Which is insane. I don't know where that number's coming from. Well, because I guess if it gets leaked and then it's available, it's going to cost them all that money, I would imagine, at the box office, assuming it would bring in $100 million. It better be some movie. Yeah, I mean.

It's a great move. I would love to drop off stuff at Netflix all the time that's like homemade movies that are crap and then hope they get stolen and then sue them for what they could have been worth had they gotten released. But they said Netflix is disputing any claim that it bears the risk of loss

for any film that's delivered without the proper industry standard safeguards. Yeah, I mean, if somebody says, hey, this is yours and you received it and then they've lost it, yeah, you can't lose something like that. That's your job. I sign for stuff constantly.

I'm not qualified to sign for anything. I shouldn't be asked to sign for anything. Stuff gets sent to my house here at work sometimes. I'll see somebody, sign, sign, sign right there. I sign, sign, sign. I don't even know the name on there. I first signed for stuff that's been delivered to my house. It wasn't even for anyone that lived in my house.

And when people entrust valuable things to you, are you a person that should be trusted not to lose those things? I mean, we lose valuable things every single day. And I don't even know why it's important we sign stuff anymore because most people take pictures of the deliveries anyway. Left it right here, box is here. Well, I think if it's like an iPhone or something, you want to make sure it's being handed to a person. But a person, but I mean, I've never been asked for ID ever. One time, I think someone sent me booze, and I think I did have to show them a license. And I was like, come on, look at my face.

And that's responsibility. Yeah, you see these crow's feet? I shouldn't have to show you my license. The LAPD is understaffed and underworked. They cannot keep up with all the robberies and the street takeovers. But apparently, the NYPD has plenty of time on their hands, enough time to dress up like bushes to catch distracted drivers. A police department outside New York City using an unusual technique to catch distracted drivers.

An officer dressing as a shrub and using a pair of binoculars. Other officers then pulling drivers over. Officials say they issued 74 citations to drivers distracted by their devices in a six-hour period. Seems low to me. 74 in six hours? I'm sure when you're trying to get in the academy, you're not thinking, I hope I'm the guy that gets to wear the Bush costume and sit on the side of the road. They're like, okay, welcome.

Here's a Bush. You're going to wear this and get your goggles. When they used to have that show to catch a predator on, when they finally started getting good after the third or fourth season, they had the guy that was dressed like the bush outside. Really? A moss man. He was the best dude. And then when the pervert would leave the house and think, like, all right, well, I guess the bush would tackle him.

It was crazy. Ironic that they're being attacked by bush. It's crazy. I know. Well, the girl inside didn't have one yet, so it goes outside. Ali, I got news for you. This was the role you were born to play. Bush?

Bush lady? Yeah, bush lady. And you've been working. You don't even need the bush. Well, you got it. That's my point. You've been working on it. It's all natural.

Allie just sits there. Get into a brand new hour of the show after your incubus. It will be the greatest hour of your life and the worst hour of one of our lives because we figure out who loses the driving test next on KROQ.