Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- Klein's Hot Restaurant, Ally's Anti Naps Response and MORE

Episode Date: July 17, 2026

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Are you ready? I love Klein Alley, you little bitch. Klein Alley, it's just okay. Just don't let things bother you too much. Good morning, everybody. Hey, what up, Klein Alley? Whoa, sweet divot snake, did you see that? Beep a Klein Alley Show.

Let's get the show started. The show started. show started we are live in los angeles three two one and here we go the panties you ruined my hole this is aria jay eggs okay dino it's not about that monday tuesday no one cares about wednesday moment I'm a nender. Forget that. Are you ready for the weekend?

Are you ready for the rear end? Yeah. Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the rear end? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, trash. Thursday, Friday, forget about that. Friday, Sunday, Wednesday. Sunday, sleeping in.

Eating brunch. Boobies. A good night. Four years, Rambo. Tom Sock? Tom Sock? It's the beach or it's the mall Well, friends do nothing at all

Sleep in, watch movies, read books Anything goes, just take a look Are you ready for the weekend? Yeah! Are you ready for the weekend? Go! Are you ready for the weekend? Yeah!

Are you ready for the weekend? Go! Are you ready for the weekend? Yeah! Are you ready for the weekend? Go! Are you ready for the weekend? Yeah!

Are you ready for the rear end? No. Are you ready for the weekend? Yeah. Are you ready for the rear end? No. Fine Alley Show. Some things aren't worth it. It's Klein Alley Show. Low 6.7. KROQ FM in HD Pasadena. Los Angeles. Orange County. The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles.

This is the world famous KROQ. Thank God it's Friday! Oh yeah, welcome to your weekend. Good morning. Klein Alley Show. I'm KROQ. How the hell goes it? My name's Klein. There's Alley. Morning. That is Jake the Nerd over there, DJ Omar Khan, you got Postmaster Johnny and producer Vanessa. If you're watching us right now as we are streaming live on YouTube, you see some of the new merch that will be not only debuting today, but we'll be giving it to you. And thank you to our friends at the Print Guru for hooking us up with all of these amazing new Klein Alley Show limited edition pieces, including the Alley's Rockin' the 323 Tip Boldy Hat.

I will say, Print Gurus, you have outdone yourselves this time. I mean, they made us some great merch in the past. I believe they're the ones who also made us the tiny towels, the Vanessa Tiny Load towels, her favorite thing. And the plushies. I'm going to show you what my hat says. My hat, Allie, was inspired by you. I think it's maybe the greatest of the new collection,

but take a peek at this. Hold on. I took my headphones off. Maffa. Make Allie fat again. There's the Maffa hat for you. There it is. Looking at the camera.

I'm maxing for the camera right now in my Make Allie fat again hat. These only come in three sizes. It's Torta, X-Torta, and XXX-Torta. So you decide which size you want. Yeah, you can decide. But these are the official Make Alley Fat Again hats. And she's doing her part. She said she is eating a lot.

I'm already up a pound just this week. A pound? No. Oh, I wanted to finish the M&M's. Hop on the scale. I would say we got pizza coming today for you also. We're fattening you up and Jake up at the same time. Meanwhile.

But the 323 tip bully hats come in all sizes. Jake, can you come in here and model the shirt you're wearing? Look at this. Johnny's going to come in. This is Johnny. Look at Johnny. You were like over the moon Look at this great shirt

This is the official I have never been intimate with Jake shirt Available in two colors We got it in yellow and we got it in white With black font It's a great shirt Look at that thing Everyone who's never been intimate with Jake

Is eligible to wear this shirt It's a beautiful day today We got some new merch for you We'll be giving it to you throughout the show If you're not here for the merch Don't worry We'll get you Disneyland tickets Coming up later this morning as well

I love the yellow. It's great. We did, once again, I'd love to take credit, but knocked it out of the park. This is the other hat, Allie, we haven't shown yet. The Sweet Divots, the old school. A classic. The original Sweet Divots hat. First ever hat line we've done.

And this is, by the way, nothing for sale. A lot of people ask, how much? Where's my money? No, no, not for sale. We will give this all to you and we'll be doing it throughout the show today because we are a show that likes to give more than we like to receive because this company will not let us receive anything. So here we go.

Let's start with this message on the go line. Hi, Klein. Hi, Allie. Friday is my birthday and nothing would make me happier than hearing the OG Weekend song.

If that could please be played on the radio nothing would make my day better. I'm not talking the remixed one. I'm talking the one with the guitar and Klein singing. It is excellent. If you could please play it. Thank you.

Sadly, I don't think we have that original one anymore because ever since it got remixed by Crystal Method for the one that you just heard a few moments ago, the one that we start and end the show with on Fridays, we got rid of the original because the original one was so terrible. I have it here. I just found it.

You don't have it, Omar. You don't have it. I do have it. And we don't do birthday song requests on the show either. Let's see how much we could suffer through this thing. It's a minute and ten. Oh. I know, right?

It's a minute and nine seconds too long. Ay, ay, ay. It's not about that Monday or Tuesday. No one cares about Wednesday. Thursday. Get that noise. Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the rear end?

Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the rear end? You want me to keep going? Yes. Feels at the top. Thursday, Tuesday, Wednesday, trash. Thursday, Friday, forget about that. Friday, Saturday, it's where it's at

And Sunday, sleeping in, eating brunch Are you ready for the weekend? Yeah Are you ready for the rerun? No Are you ready for the weekend? Yeah Are you ready for the rerun?

No Hit the beach or hit the mall? Oh yeah Grow a friend, do nothing at all Sleep in, watch movies, read books Anything goes, just take a look Are you ready for the weekend? Yeah

Are you ready for the rerun? No All right, well, that was the original one. I haven't heard that in its entirety, maybe ever. I kind of forgot that, like, the lyrics even took you by surprise in some of those verses. If you don't give Crystal Method, Crystal Method doesn't win every Grammy ever this year for what they were able to do with that. It would be truly remarkable. The fact that he could even take it and put it on the beat is incredible.

I know that. Kind of like autotune it, too. Yes. Hopefully that made that. Some sort of, you know, resemblance as to singing. Hopefully that made that woman's birthday better because it definitely did not make anyone else's day better, including this person who claims the weekend song

has potentially ruined their professional career. Okay, so I took my manager out for lunch today, and she got in my car, and my car started automatically playing the last podcast I was listening to, and it was at the very end of last Friday's show, and all of a sudden the weekend song comes on, and you hear Vanessa go, eggs, and then Allie goes

we have to hurt and then Klein goes would not all back to back and I just looked at her and she looked at me and we kind of raised eyebrows

and I said that's a weird commercial and I just kind of kept playing and giggled and just put something else on like a Sirius XM

just the first button I could push so you're doing great you're growing your audience slowly but surely she doesn't know it yet but she's going to love you

I doubt it love you guys just wanted to share Thank you for that. Don't ever listen to this show with your boss. We have the hurt. Oh, there it is. And good night.

That's for you. Wow, almost on it today. That is the audio sniper. Can't believe that created an awkward situation. No kidding. That's weird. It's K-Rock. Happy Friday.

Welcome to your $5 million Friday. It's K-Rock. We are Klein Alley Show. Alley's got some money, but that is about to become your money, and it's Friday, so it's $500. So get ready to call in and claim it. All you've got to do is answer some questions about the news and do better than Allie, and she will instantly give you $500 of her money. She's not happy about it.

I don't know how the $500 Fridays began, but I remember she was not here the day we started it. I think I was. You just weren't listening to me saying I don't want to do this. I'm sorry. Are you talking? Yeah. But the thing is, I have been on a winning streak, and I know that that's frustrating, especially with Lionel Messi.

Everyone's like, oh, this guy can't lose, and he makes you so mad. Then study up and beat me. So once again, the answers are all out there. It's all stuff happening in the news. Perhaps I say, which farm is responsible for everyone having that exploding ass? And you'd say, Taylor Farms. That could have been one of the questions. But it won't be.

If you know the answers to these questions, which we will ask you in a moment, you will get $500 of Allie's money. And keep in mind, Allie's got a lot of flaws. There's a lot of things about her that people don't like. And I want you to understand that she is not your friend here, even though it's easy to root for the pregnant woman. She is the enemy. And this guy has proven this. Listen closely. I can tolerate a lot of Allie's disgusting, urinating, Trump-loving, long neck, peeing in the pool, you know, hating Mexicans, putting down women.

I can tolerate all that. But her disliking naps? Wow. I can't. You're a monster, Allie. You're a monster. Egg! Time to slay the monster.

I mean, Allie, all of those things that guy has accused you of are 100% true and accurate. No, none of that is true. The only thing that is true. Ba-da-ba-da-ba. That's, all right, that was an out of context, I was talking about somebody else, but I do not like naps, that is correct. Everything else was false. Natalie has said a lot of things derogatory towards women. Women should not be coaching because they are less physically strong and unable to judge what athletes should be doing.

I was talking about a coach saying that. That you agree with. No, I didn't say I agree, I was just talking about it. This is offending most of our audience. By the way, I hate Hispanic people. Oh, my God. Burn. That was a hypothetical.

She's a loose can in this one. So I'm warning you right now. All of these quotes are 100% in context. And if you need a reason to take... They're not in context. If you need a reason to take her money, call now and claim her money because she is a monster, as this guy pointed out a moment ago. If you want $100, excuse me, $500, it's a $500 Friday. Call now.

Five questions about the news. Do better than Allie and get paid after this. The $500 Friday is finally here. A chance for you to get $500 richer if you're not through on the phones now or do not win the money. Fear not. We have Disneyland tickets for you coming up later this morning. A four-pack. Also, Evanescence.

We get you into that as well. And if we have time, we'll try to squeeze in a round and beat your boss. A chance for you to go toe-to-toe with your actual boss to win an extra day off of work, which would mean you don't have to go in today, and tickets to something fun to do this weekend. So lots of opportunities to win. And I know a lot of people on the YouTube right now that are watching us are asking about this limited edition Klein Alley Show merch that they're seeing. We are modeling it.

Alley's got the 3-2-3 tip Bowley hat. I'm wearing the Make Alley Fat Again hat. You got Johnny in the I've Never Been Intimate with Jake shirt. So many stupid things that have been actually made and will be yours, and we'll start giving those away in moments. In fact, let's go ahead and give something away to whoever wins this round of Alley Knows the News. $500 for the winner, but if they lose, they'll at least leave here with some limited edition merch. Decent consolation prize.

Great consolation prize. Some would argue worth more. I mean, there's people offering more than $500 for this crap, And trust me when I say it is definitely not worth it. Here's just a message, Allie, to get inside your head before we start the round. Hey, Klein, when Ellie's masturbating down the freeway, it's not the 101. It's the 101. Oh, oh, oh.

Ellie, you're looking hot anyways. Love the show. Bye. Weird-ass call, man. Wasn't perfect at all. You have to deal with that while you try to battle John in Anaheim. Good morning, John. Hey, what's up, guys?

$500 with your name on it. However, if you lose, don't worry, you will not leave empty-handed. We will send you off with some limited edition brand-new Klein Alley Show merch. What is the item you'd like? Would you like a I've-never-been-intimate-with-Jake t-shirt, a 323-tip-bully hat, a Sweet Divots hat, or the Make Alley Fat Again hat? Let's do the Sweet Divots. Sweet Divots.

Oh, classic. Keeping it classic. All right, so once again, a prize for you regardless, just for being on the air with us. We'll be giving away a lot of stuff today. Let's get into it. Alley will leave the KROQ Studios. Five questions.

Once again, $500 definitely worth more than this hat. I hope you win, and here we go. How is Krispy Kreme celebrating their 89th birthday? Buy one, get one, dozen. Buy one, get one, dozen? Sure. For what price? A cent.

A cent, one penny. All right. Go to question number two. System of a Down has blamed England's loss in the World Cup on which band? They shoot. U2. U2. We go to question number three.

This iconic movie prop has just sold at auction for $3.75 million. Which iconic movie prop just brought in close to $4 million? bucks? Jesus. We'll say a lightsaber. That's a good guess. Go to question number four. Local man from Thousand Oaks, who also

happens to be a Harvard Law student, is on a bit of a winning streak currently on Jeopardy. He's made over $300,000 and how many rounds of Jeopardy has he won in a row? He's still alive, by the way. How many in a row has he already won? um nine nine and we go to your final question who's favored currently to win the world cup on sunday uh england england all right let's uh score it together we will bring ally in and uh hopefully

you win but if not you leave with a hat and you'll be the first official person to have a sweet and don't worry if you're jealous we'll give more of those away throughout the day today send Allie in, and let's go ahead and have her battle out this guy. Everyone wanted Allie's money. Everyone said they were up for the challenge. But John was selected in Anaheim representing the people.

Question one, Allie. Yeah. How is Krispy Kreme celebrating their 89th birthday? They are selling 89-cent dozens, I believe, because they can't do 89-cent donuts. They're already free. Right. That would be a rip-off. 89 cents. You're giving these things for free. You're increasing the price.

So here's the answer, and I feel bad here because John said buy a dozen get a dozen and Allie said they're giving 89 cent dozens but you're kind of both right because you do have to buy a dozen at full price and then you get the 89 cent dozen. Oh really? He said a cent. I'm going to go ahead and say that's a tie after one because

I like John and I hope he gets your money but let's go ahead and move to question number two and congratulations for everyone who got question number right. Well one kind of right but that's the way they're promoting it is the 89 cent dozen. Also 89 years is not something. That's

something. Yeah, I know, but wait for 90. But Krispy Kreme, you know, they're always looking for a reason to give away stuff. Oh, my God. System of a Down is blaming England's loss in the World Cup on what band? Oh, I think they said Blame Oasis, right? That is the correct answer.

He said you must blame Oasis. Every time after winning a game, they would all join forces and belt out some Oasis, and as a result, System of a Down said to a pretty... The audience turned on him pretty quickly, but... Because I think it was England, right? Allie's right.

He guessed U2. Allie goes up one. John, you got to turn this around. Allie's up 2-1 right now as we go to question three. This iconic movie prop has just sold an auction for $3.75 million. It's probably a lightsaber or some crap. So funny. He said probably a lightsaber or some crap, too.

Oh, really? It's so funny that you guys think that is the most iconic of the movie props, and someone's going to pay close to $4 million. The correct answer. What is it? Indiana Jones' whip? A Luke Skywalker lightsaber. Oh, no way.

Both of you got the point. There you go. Used on screen. Congratulations. Allie's still up one with two questions left. Here we go. Nerd's got money. Local man from Thousand Oaks.

He's on a bit of a heater right now on Jeopardy. He's made over $300,000. He's a Harvard law student. And how many games of Jeopardy in a row has he won? He's still alive. God, no idea. Ten? Wow, is that a guess?

Yeah. He guessed nine. The correct answer is ten. Whoa. Ten. Ten in a row. So Allie is on one today. Look at me.

That makes me angry every time I hear that phrase now. Look at me. Shut up, you. Enjoy your coat. And this final question. Who is favored to win the World Cup on Sunday? Probably Argentina. It's closer than you'd think, but currently the odds on favorites are Argentina to win again.

So Allie gets the point. He guessed England. England is playing the loser game on Saturday where they'll be playing France. It's so funny that they're doing that. Yeah, but anyway, John, you put in a decent effort. Sadly, you don't get $500, but you are leaving here not empty-handed. So congratulations. I'm holding it up and showing the YouTube audience now,

but this is the brand-new still vacuum seal. That's a Sweet Divots original Klein Alley Show hat. It's coming to you in Anaheim. So hold on one second, and congratulations. What else must you shamefully admit over the airwaves of KROQ? Go ahead. My name's John, and Alley knows the news. Honk, honk.

Honk, honk. Well said. This is Julia Wolf. Maybe you've never heard it before. Maybe you heard it first on KROQ. It's called In My Room. For those of you that say all we do is play Chili Peppers and Linkin Park, you are wrong. Every once in a while, we play something else.

So here we go. Julia Wolfe, In My Room on KROQ. Wolfe on KROQ. We are Klein Alley Show. You know, I talked about something a few years ago, and it was perhaps the dumbest concept I'd ever heard of before. And every woman on the planet knew about it, and it was completely new to me. And it was a concept called standing pants. and women apparently have pants

that they can only stand in. They can't sit in them. They're too tight. They're too tight. And they go up too high. They wear them for standing purposes. And if they need to sit, I guess they either have to take them off

or unbutton them or something. How did you discover this? I forget. You were going to go to a restaurant? Yeah, we went to a restaurant and then they said, your table's ready. It was a restaurant bar

and my wife said, we have to eat at the bar standing. And I said, why is that? That's crazy. And she goes, because I'm only wearing my standing pants. And I said, you're what? I can't.

I got to go change into my sitting pants. I said, I've got pants that stand and sit. They look similar. But she said, no, trust me, women know about standing pants. And I talked about it. I said, no way anyone's ever heard of these. And a lot of people called it and said, yeah, that's a true thing. Yeah, there's certain things that when you wear them, you just can't sit down.

I don't wear things like that, but I've heard tell of this. There's a new dumber thing that I just found out about. And this is as of yesterday. And boy, if this is real, please, someone else call and claim that this is real. I think it sounds made up, frankly. because the last time when I heard about standing pants, I said, this is made up, and then enough other people said that's a real thing

that I go, wow, that's crazy. It doesn't mean it should exist, but it does exist. How did she fit in the car, then, with standing pants? Great question, Omar. Apparently, the pants were... She laid on the hood. I put her in the trunk like a rolled-up rug. Like a Christmas tree.

I put the seat down in the back and rolled her down. I think that the pants were unbuttoned at that time. Oh, gotcha. Yeah, there's an unbutton-ness, But if the shirt is not long enough to cover the unbuttoning, then the unbuttoning can only happen in a public place. Yeah, I know from experience because I've done that with sitting pants. Right. I mean, it's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, but apparently it's real.

This one, I want to say, is ten times dumber. Really? So it's been very hot the last few days. I live in the Valley, even hotter there. Very hot. And we are kidless this week because my kids are away, which should have been amazing. It's not been amazing so far, but that may be changed just when I go to Vegas later. But I said, let's just sit around the house, even though I love sitting around the house.

We should get out and do something. So we went out to a restaurant, and it was hot. And the restaurant was hot. And you could see people in there, and everyone was hot. But the table they sat us at was right beneath a fan, a big blowing fan, ceiling fan, moving the heat around the restaurant. Felt like they didn't have AC, but the fan was definitely making it a little bit more comfortable. Everyone in there was hot. My wife was cold.

Oh, no. We sat down, and she goes, I am cold. There's no other tables. Do you think I can ask them to turn the fan down? I said, zero chance we can ask them to turn the fan down. Everybody else in the restaurant will be pissed. Everyone will hate us, and the reality is the fan is actually making this pleasant. Without the fan, this would be a terrible experience.

And I said, but good news, you have a sweater. Because she was wearing a tank top, and she had a sweater draped around her neck. Oh, decorative sweater? Okay, now hold on before you get there. I said, great news, you're cold. You got a sweater. You got a sweater. You've got a solution.

And she said, oh, no, this is not a wearing sweater. This is a draping sweater. Uh-huh. I said, you've got to be kidding me. What the hell is that? She goes, I couldn't put this on. I go, what are you talking about? It's got working.

Why can't you put it on? That doesn't fit? Is it like a baby size? She said, it's not for wearing, it's for draping. I said, what the hell is that? A draping sweater? It's like a throw. Like you put a blanket on a couch, but you can't use the blanket.

It's just a decorative blanket. What the hell is that? It's just a presentational blanket. So I said, let me get this straight. Did anyone buy that sweater to wear it? Or is anyone who bought that sweater just wearing it around like a cape? And she said, some people may wear it, but it's not meant for that. It's meant for draping.

So it is a real sweater. It's not like... Like it has buttons and holes and everything? No, I said, let me see that sweater. I took off her draping sweater. I put my hands right through. He's like a magician. You see what's on the other side.

I put my hands through all. It's an ordinary sweater. Right through all the sleeves. I go, everything here works. What's going on? What's the issue here? You're cold. We've got a solution.

And she goes, it would ruin the outfit, and it would look weird if I wore it, because it's only meant to be draped. I said, this is the stupidest. Now it's the new stupidest thing I ever heard. So people still do that. I thought that was like an old, you know, like a preppy thing. To wear, like, the little sweater around your shoulders. Vanessa, you know better.

Ali's obviously not a fashionista like you are. But is that back, the whole draped sweater thing? I feel like that's back. Is Vanessa gone? Oh, there she is. It's me. Oh, what's up, Vanessa? Sorry, your mic was off.

What's up? Oh, I said, I haven't heard it, but this totally makes sense to me. Why should this make sense to anyone? Because it makes the outfit. And if you put on the sweater, it's going to be simple. And then her outfit is ruined. It's the same goddamn outfit. It's the same outfit.

What are you talking about? It's different. I'm seeing the sweater. The drape sweater is giving her swag. With it on, it's just a regular outfit, and your wife has fashion. I will never understand the world that we live in because I'm saying to her, I'm looking at the sweater. I'm seeing it.

The only difference is instead of it being around your back, you would be in it and comfortable. Like it's covering part of her arm, so that part's warm. The sleeves are like crisscross applesauce. Oh, my God. She doesn't do the one little tie? Yeah, like that. Like a Letterman sweater?

No, not like tied. Like it's draped. It's draping. It's a draping sweater. I said, this is, this has got, so she said. And then does she ever wash it? If it's just draping? I don't think you have to wash it ever.

You just hang it back up? And I said, it's, I said, that thing's amazing because when the food comes, you could turn it around and it could be a bib. She could be a bullfighter. She doesn't like any of these jokes. And I said, so she sat there and she, her option was she just sat there cold with the fan above us. And by the way, not cold, still probably 85 degrees in there.

and she just kept her draping sweater on because she didn't want to ruin it. How much? She loves fashion. She's like, I'm going to sacrifice it. Yeah, just suffer for it. I don't understand sacrificing comfort for style. No, never.

I will never understand that. Just walking around uncomfortable all day and all night because you think it looks good. But I think most, not most, but I think a lot of women that wear those shoes, I mean, these shoes cannot be comfortable. I see shoes constantly that look incredibly uncomfortable and women are choosing to wear them

because I would imagine it's a style over comfort thing, right? But I think some people, they brainwash themselves into thinking it's comfortable. Because if you do something uncomfortable enough, you've brainwashed yourself into thinking, like, this is what's normal. I bet you this weekend I'll be able to disprove that because there's no place on the planet where you see more people the second they get out of a club ripping their shoes off and holding them in their hands than in Vegas. Right, exactly. And everyone just seems miserably uncomfortable. Oh, I went to Vegas with a woman who sprained her ankle in her heels and still went to the club. In the heel?

With a sprained ankle with the heels. It's crazy. I'll never get it. But then how do you, if you're in a store, I don't understand how you determine which one is the draping sweater and which one is a real sweater. Is there a draping sweater section? Like is it petite, athletic, drape? She said she bought it in a regular sweater section, but she knows it's meant for draping. And I said, that's the part that's crazy.

So I literally saw a woman three tables away. It looked like she was wearing a similar thing, but wearing it. And I was like, you could be like that person. Look how comfortable she looks. You could be like her. Look at that. In a sweater. All you got to do is push.

So once again, I'll never figure it out, but would you agree that draping sweater is dumber than standing pants? I think what we need to do is create a Klein Alley show. I've never been intimate with Jake. Draping sweater. That's our next bit of merch. It's very on trend, so get ready for that. We've got to take a quick break.

We're back in a second. We have news to get to, and then we have Disneyland tickets to get to, and much more, and it all starts after this. Okay, we're on Klein Alley Show. First thing we do when we kick off a brand new hour is give away a piece of limited edition Klein Alley Show merch, so you can decide if you want one of our new hats, including the 323 Tip Bowley hat, which was our limited edition

phone number for a 24-hour period when this company forgot to pay its phone bill. It's a very, very inside joke, or we could get you a Sweet Dibbets hat or the Make Alley Fat Again Moffa hat as Alley gets pregnant. In fact, today, Alley's going to take her final jab, the final shot of progesterone in her butt. I finally get to stop, because I got to

stop when I was at 10 weeks, and I'll be 10 weeks on Sunday, so this is the last on-air shot. And are you opposed to letting Jake, you know, Jake did your first shot, and he did such a terrible job at your first progesterone shot. It was painful. I believe that it set a bad precedent. Yeah. And blood. And a lot of blood.

And a lot of blood. And swelling. And also, that was when you were not successful in getting pregnant. We believe it all started with Jake, and he was the reason. Would you be opposed to letting Jake wrap things up with your final shot? Would that be poetic, or should we... Do you think you could do a better job, Jake? I'm scared. Great. Let's

do it. Jake, you just have to be gentle. You want to see if Blind Charlie wants to stop blind to your final shot? I had a call. Yeah, if Blind Charlie would stop by. Track down Charlie. See if he's in the streets

holding a sign for the show today. If he wants to come by and give Allie the final jab. Or if One-Armed Gary has his new arm. Oh, yeah. Is he coming by today

with the new arm? I forgot. Today's the day. I'd accept any. Two-Armed Gary is going to be entering the K-Rock studios, we believe, at some point.

And he can use his brand new arm to give me my final shot. Allie and he, they'll play a game of rock, paper, scissors for $1,000. I think my ass

has no feeling anymore anyway, See if we can get one of our friends to come by and give Allie her final shot of progesterone in the butt as she is finally... I'm entering the next milestone, thank God. That's a big day. And will it be given to her by a one-armed Gary with a new arm or a blind Charlie or the worst option, Jake? We'll get into this now, your news. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News.

The people of West Hollywood have been figuring out what to do after that giant pipe burst yesterday. The flooding, the sinkhole, all of it is a complete mess that will take months to clean up. And people are now figuring out how to file their damage claims for their cars, their apartments, their work equipment, etc. But let me highlight just a couple of truly tragic stories that took place yesterday. Like all of these people who got in line for the Supreme drop, only to find that it was delayed because of the flood. I don't know if we could show them, Howard, the Supreme clothing store right here. They actually have a major drop on Thursdays. Thursdays. So there's actually two people, right? Come on over, guys. These two guys

were waiting in front of the store. You guys came for that drop at the Supreme clothing store, but you don't even know if they're going to open right now. It's a tragic day on Sunset Boulevard. Unfortunately, we had to park around like a mile, half a mile away, and we walked here. Unfortunately, we came from the IE, the Inland Empire, for the Supreme drop, and we don't know what's happening. This is like a big event in Supreme history summer spring 2026 and like we don't know what's going on man tragic day upon the especially like the supreme summer scale all the items are on sale discounts it's crazy that they allow this to happen you hear that city of la you allowed this to happen it's gonna be a class

action lawsuit against ladwp for uh from all the people that were waiting for supreme drop do you also feel bad for this woman who bought a brand new car? You shared with me you had just purchased a brand new car. Yeah. My dream car is in there submerged in water. Oh my God, I feel bad about it. Because that sucks. And then do you feel bad for this man

who was trying to save his leather shoes and then he fell down? As I'm coming down to save my leather shoes, I slipped and I fell and... Take us through your morning. I know this has been so chaotic. I kept going up the street and there was geysers and geysers

and geysers. The whole street was a river. There's geysers and geysers and geysers. I want to hear what his girlfriend has to say about this. About his leather shoes. As I'm coming down to save my leather shoes, I slip. So I'll take a moment of silence here on KROQ for this guy's leather shoes.

One of the many victims of the West Hollywood floods of yesterday. He tried to save them, but then he slipped. It's shocking because he seems so athletic. I would say the guy saving the leather shoes and the guys waiting for the Supreme drop are different in every way. Yeah, yeah, very different. We haven't had a good betting scandal in a while,

and this one is a political betting scandal. Let's go. As you know, you can bet on absolutely everything these days. If you have any kind of inside intel, you could make real money. And Trump's teleprompt operator has been betting on his speeches for years. Oh, that's so shady. And making a ton of money because he is one of the few people who knew what he was going to say.

Of course, I'm sure he's still lost a lot of times because Trump goes off-prompter probably 80% of the time. Yeah, but if it's over-under on length of speech, if he knows he's going to bring up certain countries, he's going to mention this tax thing. Like last night, will he bring up voter fraud? He knew that he would because he's the one doing his speeches. Damn, that's good. He's often the final eyes looking at the teleprompter and even doing last-minute edits just from him and Trump. So him and Trump are the only people who know exactly what's going to be said right in those final minutes. So he made over $100,000 over the course of 10 years.

He's been his teleprompter guy since 2016. And now, because I was curious if this guy's going to face jail time, but he's, I guess, trying to settle the allegations with the CFTC. So it's like federal regulators. I don't know if that means you're going to go to prison. He would maybe have to pay back the money, which is probably long spent by now. But, I mean, you think about, like, for instance, I know that one of the bets I lost recently was on the weather. And you can bet on the over-under of weather. Just think about that statement.

I've thought about it. But it's only the weather as it is delivered from LAX. It has to be the LAX weather. And there was an over-under one day. It was like 89. And I knew it was going to get higher than that in the Valley. And then I put in the bet. And then it was, you have to look at the fine print.

But it basically is the official weather as reported by one specific weather station at LAX. That's the one you have to go with. But you're betting on the weather in a certain, like in your city or what? It was LA. I was betting on the weather in LA. Yes, but that was the one specifically that they needed. So I thought I crushed it because I was like, 89, it's already 89. And then it came down to like an 88.5, just under.

I mean, it's just a terrible loss for me. Terrible loss. Good thing you're going to Vegas where you can make up for all of it. That's right. Good point. Savannah Bananas have gained a cult following over the years. They've converted a few fans on this show even. We attended a game earlier this year.

They lost a fan. Omar was a huge fan before he went to the game. Now he's not a fan. He's out. So every year their tours, I guess you'd call them tours, get bigger and bigger. But there's this weird turn happening because they continue to blow up. Savannah Banana players are now on Dancing with the Stars. A lot of them are making their TV debuts.

And they just performed the opening ceremony at the ESPYs. Some of the reviews for this performance are, quote, This is absolutely unbearable. Literally couldn't watch it for more than four seconds without wanting to rip my eyes out. They are such a played out group that has no business being anywhere near national television. And this was their choreographed performance of their first original song. So they're not doing, you know, the hits, which is really if you go to a game, it's just them playing like kind of 90s and 2000s throwbacks and doing backflips.

But this is their original song. Now imagine this with the guy with stilts. They're going to get sued by Imagine Dragons. Yeah, I know. I guess it's from a Broadway producer, and it's very theatrical, obviously. It sounds like it's from The Greatest Showman is what it sounds like. Yes, and it's also the guy who did Greatest Showman. But then they're also doing backflips, and they've got the stilts guy,

and then they've got the guy with the red cape, And then there's another guy with, like, farmer overalls. And it just all looks so weirdly, like, cringey, gimmicky. Yeah. And in a baseball field, it's, like, fun gimmicky. The highlight of the ESPYs was when Mike Tyson did not know that Shohei Otani was a guy. Oh, yeah. That's one of the greatest clips.

He won the award. And he's like, that's a man? It was the best. We get into a brand new hour of the show right now. And we are less than an hour away from getting you and three of your friends and or relatives into Disneyland. Welcome to your weekend. Here we go.