Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- Most/Least Generous, ADD News and MORE

Episode Date: September 4, 2026

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Let's get the show started. The show started. The show started. We are live in Los Angeles. Three, two, one. And here we go. Gotta get Bo Drangles. Chachi.

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Are you ready for the weekend? Are you ready for the rear end? Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, trash. Thursday, Friday, forget about that. Friday, Sunday, Wednesday. Sunday, sleeping in. Eating bungee. I like to smell your daddy's penis.

Who's your daddy? John Cooke. It's the beach or it's the mall. Well, it's pretty soon, nothing at all Sleep in, watch movies, read books Anything goes, just take a look It sucks! Are you ready for the weekend? Yeah!

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Orange County. The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles. This is the world famous KROQ. Hey guys, it's Friday! Oh yeah, welcome to your weekend and good morning. It's KROQ, we are Klein Alley Show just after 7 a.m. It is a Friday morning and perhaps for you it is a long weekend. For some people, it is a very, very long weekend, but here we are together again in the KROQ Studios.

Hungover, I think. We are all struggling right now. It was a good time had by many at the Endless Summer Kager. I saw you doing some shots yesterday, and then I knew they were hitting you because you kept going, I love you, congratulations, congratulations, I'm so happy for you. Well, I feel like I didn't make a big enough deal, Allie. They did reveal the gender of her baby, and the video's all up on our Instagram, a Klein Allie show. Allie's going to have an it, so we're very proud of Allie.

She's going to give birth to a beautiful baby it at some point around Valentine's Day. And it was the first ever gender reveal via bong head. At least that's what we said, and then Jake ruined that whole thing. But I don't want to get into that right now. It's all right, man. You're not the first. Who was the one who gave Jake the microphone when we went on stage? Yeah, Jake never gets a mic when we go on stage. Vanessa, I don't know who did that, but let's just make sure that that's moving forward.

That's on our rider list. First thing on our rider list. Jake is my question. I get two mics. I will say, Allie, if we could, because now that we know the gender of your baby, is it okay if we have our first official interview with your baby now that we know he's going to be a boy? What do you mean yay? You don't want to talk to your kid?

Fine, fine. This one time. What kind of mom are you going to be? Yeah, I mean, this is exciting. This is one of the most exciting moments that happens during the whole birthing, you know, pregnancy process. You find out, hey, it's going to be a boy, and now you're going to have two boys. Boy moms know to do the right thing and not talk to their kids. That's right. That's smart.

That's the good thing to do. Put the mic down there so we can all just check. This is very exciting because we did find out officially yesterday that Allie is pregnant with a baby boy. Although, before we talk to your boy, Jake claims that you blew this announcement back in June. And here's a clip of you accidentally saying the gender. or Jake found this, so take a listen. Oh, man, we showed a picture of the embryo. I don't know why my wife did this,

but she showed a picture of the embryo to my kid, and he was so horrified with what he looked like. I mean, he thinks that... With what he looked like. I don't think that... I remember that happening, but I feel like it happens either subconsciously or I was misspeaking about my kid

and not about the embryo itself. Allie claims that she kept this a surprise from us all even though she knew she originally wanted to have a girl because you picked the girl embryo. I did, yeah. Well, the two healthiest ones were both girls and then the B-level one was a boy. And so we picked the healthiest one

but also intentionally picked a girl and then it didn't take. And then we got together and we said, you know what, maybe we're just supposed to have a boy and maybe we're just boy moms and that's who we are. So we picked a boy, and that's what happened. It's funnier for the stereotypes. A couple of lesbians riding around their Subaru with a couple of boys in the back seat.

Yeah, but also if we had had a girl, you know, then Wesley would have been the only boy amongst a bunch of girls. And it's good for him to have a brother. So let's find out how your son is feeling right now. Can you put the mic down there, Allie? I can't hear you. Omar, just boost the level. She's not participating. I'm cranking it.

Here we go. There we go. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, thank God. I'm a boy. Take that, Gloria Steinem. Oh, wow. Oh, my God.

Wow, that's so insulting. He's insulting an iconic feminist right away. Is there anything else you'd like to say, Allie's son, unborn son? Hey, Mom, what's it feel like to finally have a penis inside of you? Okay. I think we heard that joke with the first kid. We did hear that with the first kid, I remember. You're doing your brother's old jokes.

They have the same sense of humor. Thank you. Allie doesn't like this, okay? Hey, Mom, I know you don't find this bit funny. Uh-huh. But now that we've learned that I'm not a girl, It is funny. Okay, great.

Very sexist son you have. It is boy humor. Allie's growing a sexist boy inside of her. Maybe there's a song you need to hear because you're going to be sitting in traffic today. Hightailing it out of SoCal for Labor Day weekend. If you do, and maybe it's this one, be sure to get it to us. We can get it in the banger bus later this morning on KROQ. Welcome to your weekend.

Fine Alley Show. Good morning here on KROQ. If you have songs you need to hear, we will bring the banger bus into the K-Rock Studios, which means you can get your songs on the radio, but they must be certified bangers. And we will let you go ahead and pick them, and that will be coming up later this morning as we roll into a long weekend. And then, of course, K-Rock will do that. I'm sure they're doing that Labor Day to See thing.

They seem to be sticking with that for a while. Aren't we, Vanessa? We are. They never want to change it up. Just because it rhymes? Yeah, I think because they already alphabetized all the songs, so they might as well just, you know, that took a lot of time. Is it the same every year?

Probably. So they just pull out the catalog? I'm sure they would say it's not, and they've put a lot of time to refresh it, but it's probably the same. AFI, right, and they just kind of keep going. We're on Royal Otis, so we'll say it's new. You know, that sort of thing. But anyway, it's happening later today on KROQ, and we'll get into that with the banger bus. And if you need us in the meantime, you can call us, 800-520-1067, to call or to text.

Hello, Giggles, you're on the phone. Good morning. Good morning, Sweet Divots. Sweet Divots, what we do for you, Giggles. I see why they call you that. Right. I just want to say thank you guys for yesterday. I had an awesome time.

You guys were all wonderful. I'm sorry that you have to be awake right now. I know. It's okay. It's mom life. Man, that's not a lot. I was calling to request a song for the banger band. Oh, yeah.

I got my list going. What do you want to hear? Atari, Boys of Summer. All right. It's written down. I think we can legally play that song for another three days, and then we have to retire it for the rest of the year. But, yes, we'll get it.

It's like white pants, Allie. You can only wear them between New Year's Day and Labor Day. Yeah, Boys of Summer can only be played until today. All right, we'll make sure to get it on when we get to the banger bus. Thank you, Giggles, for listening and waking up. Thanks for coming out last night. Yeah, thanks for coming. Appreciate you.

Thanks for our pants. Of course, of course. Oh, I hope you guys like them. That's Giggles right there. Why do they call you that out of curiosity? Just because my energy is always up, and I like to spread. No, I was kidding. I could hear you laugh.

Joy towards everyone and a little bit of laughing gas. Are you the one who gave us the naked lady pens? Yes. Ah, these pens that turn naked when you turn them upside down. Oh, man, those are the greatest thing ever. Where do you even get these anymore? Yeah, those are throwbacks right there. That's good stuff.

Right, right, classic. Naked pens. All right, well, giggles, thank you. Very nice to see you. Thanks for coming to our endless summer kegger. Appreciate you. Of course, of course. Love you guys.

All right, I love you too. Thank you. What's up, guys? Thank you for making my birthday the best in a long time. All right, man. Enjoy your show. Let's start it. I met one night Gary.

He's crazy. One arm Gary was crazy. Yeah, I think he got thrown. He tried to jump on the stage and start dancing. He did? I think security had to take him down. And I met a one-legged listener as well. The guy that was missing his foot.

He was trying to take a picture with one-armed Gary, and it was a very—so we'll get into all the things that took place at the endless summer keg. There were some very funny stories that happened behind the scenes. Right now, though, Allie's got money, and it could be yours because guess what? It's a $500 Friday, which hits so much better on a long weekend because you get to go into your long weekend with an extra $500. All you got to do is beat Allie. She is beatable. Did you lose yesterday? You did.

I did. Yeah, I lost yesterday. Controversy, but Allie did lose yesterday, so she is—right now, her self-esteem is in the toilet. So if you would like to call... Like it is on most Fridays. I build it up over the weekend, and then it just gets knocked down as the days go on. If you'd like to go ahead and take Allie's money,

now would be a great time to call us. 800-520-1067. Five questions about the news. Do better than Allie, and watch her pay the people after this quick break on... Hey, Rob. Hey, Rob, you're a client of Allie's show. It's Friday morning.

You got that going for you. Long weekend. You got that going for you as well. 500 bucks of Allie's money would be the perfect trifecta. The triple threat, as Allie likes to say. And if you want in on that, I hope you're on the phone right now. Allie will answer these questions, but not until you get a chance to.

And figure out if you know more about the news than she does. It's a gamble. Yesterday we had a winner. There's been a lot of accusations on the GOAT line that that guy was cheating. Yeah, but you know what? I will still pay out. Allie's paying the guy, but we do not condone cheating, and we will not accept it in any way, shape, or form. And that guy did claim that he will come in here and go on the lie detector test to prove he played the game honestly.

And, I mean, people are just fired up. Okay, I normally hate when, during Allie Knows the News, when Klein goes, I need an answer, three, two, one, and sounds like a super emergency, but I get it because it's to combat people looking up answers. Oh, my God, today's episode, Thursday, that dude was 1,000% cheating. I didn't think so in the moment, and then I went back and re-listened to it. 100 million percent he was using AI in the moment to cheat. So if this is the case, I mean, this is one of those things. AI is changing how we do everything. There's a chance we may have to completely change the very foundation of Ali Knows the News to combat AI cheating.

What are we going to do, bring every listener in here? That's right. You're going to have to drive into the KROQ studios. It'll take us a long time. Vanessa, we'll have to meet with you one-on-one and pick the best person to come in here and battle Ali. We'll have to do a background check. Let's say hi to Amy this morning, who is listening to KROQ, who promises not to cheat. You're going to play the game properly, Amy?

Hi, good morning. Good morning, yes. No cheating here. No cheating. I can't. I had to pull over. All right, I like that. She's pulled over.

She's going to be late to whatever she has to go to today. Do you have to work today, or are you like everyone else I know who got the day off? Oh, my God, I am working. I'm on my way to a patient's house, but I pulled over. All right. I just have to be there by 8. Don't worry. We'll make this quick and painless.

Let's give you $500. You deserve it. Allie's leaving the KROQ studios now. Your round will begin after I ask this first question, and here we get out of here. You go. Oh, I just hit the doorframe. I'm excited. Here we go.

Allie knows the news. A SoCal man is being called a hero after combating and fending off a violent customer at an In-N-Out by using what? Oh, my God, I'm so good. A spatula. A spatula. We go to question number two. The first Halloween candy recall of the year is officially here. This time it was the Halloween candy eyeballs that have been recalled in many states, including California.

For what reason? Allergens. Allergens. We go to question number three. It's Labor Day weekend, and this airline has been dubbed the worst to travel with because historically they have about 23% delayed takeoffs on Labor Day weekend, Which airline is being called the worst? Oh, man.

I'm wondering if this is the one you guys were talking about yesterday. I'm going to go with Spirit. Spirit. We go to question number four right now. Starbucks collabing with what animated classic for a line of limited edition merch? Oh, my God. I don't know this one. I'm going to have to take a guess.

Anime? Animated classic. Oh, I don't know. Snow White. And finally, we go with question number five. Sadly, we mark the 20th anniversary of the death of what man that was taken out by an animal? Oh, God. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, I can't think of his name. Oh. Three. Yeah. Two. I'm going to have to pass that one. I don't know.

One, that's a pass. All right, that's okay. You did all right. You got a few right. Let's see how you do. 500 bucks up for grabs. I at least appreciate that you played the game honestly. Sounds like you did.

Definitely no AI help there. Allie is reentering the K-Rock studios now. She's battling Amy. Amy's on her way to her job today. She's also got to work. Boy, we'd love to give her $500 to get her weekend going. Allie, question number one. Oh, my God.

That would be amazing. A local man is being dubbed a hero after fending off a violent in-and-out customer by using what? Oh, God. I saw this headline, but I haven't read about the story yet. What did... Let's see. That little safety pin on the back of his apron. Okay.

Interesting. That would be a good weapon. That's why they have them there. That is wrong, though. I'll tell you who got it right. Damn it. Amy, who said a spatula. Spatula.

Spatula is the hero, and fun to say, and that is absolutely correct. Amy's off to a great start-up. One-nothing on Allie. We go to question number two. First Halloween candy recall is officially here. This time it's the Halloween candy eyeballs. that have been recalled in many states, including California, for what reason? Because they suck.

Is that the reason you're going to give? I'm just going to go with metal. Metal? There's metal in it. Hallie, I can't believe this is happening. I'm watching you crumble before my very candy eyeballs. That is very wrong, and I'll tell you who got it right. No!

Amy, who said allergen. It was an undisclosed milk allergen. In fact, it said it had undisclosed milk. Ew! Undisclosed milk? Undisclosed milk. That's the best kind of milk. There's one better kind of milk out there.

She got that boobie, my boobie, my boobie, my boobie, my boobie, my Cali. Undisclosed milk. Omar wants some of that milk. Yeah. She got that boobie, my boobie, my boobie, my boobie, my Cali. Eyeballs. Big boobie milk. That's coming back, that big boobie milk.

We can't wait. Allie's down two. Are you going to drink some again, Clayton? Oh, yeah. I didn't try it the first time. This time I'm going to try it. I thought you did. No, no, no.

A listener did. This time, I'm all about that, you know, I'm a bodybuilder now, so I'm going to take out. That's right. I'm going to eat Allie's placenta. I'm going to drink her milk. It'll go straight to your neck. I'm having all of it. We go to question number three, and Allie's down 2-0 early.

Oh, my God. $500 on Friday. This is looking great for Amy. Question three. Yes. This is the worst airline to be traveling on Labor Day weekend. A new research is out, and they show that historically, this airline delays about 23% of all their flights Labor Day weekend. Which airline is topping the list of worst to fly this weekend?

I guess I'm going to have to go with Southwest. Southwest? She guessed Spirit. Now, Spirit is no longer an airline, so that was a terrible guess. But Southwest was number three on the list. Number one is JetBlue. JetBlue. That's interesting.

I thought you liked JetBlue. I like it a lot, as far as I think their planes are nice and stuff, but apparently they've got a lot of problems with delays. Maybe that's why you always say that your flight times are moving. My flight times do move a lot. You know me. Whenever I have to fly, I always book something after the show. You're like, it was at noon, but now it's at 1130. I'm like, who does this happen to?

They do move around the times a lot. I guess it's a JetBlue thing. They do the thing where they'll move it earlier, and then I'll get there earlier, and then I'll sit, and I'll leave later than the original time. Why'd they even go through that whole charade? Right. All right, well, here we go now. Now, Allie's down two with two questions left. So if she needs to get these two wrong and I need to get them right.

This is exciting. Oh, my God. Starbucks. Oh, man. Starbucks. She's going to get the last one. Is collabing with what classic, animated classic? Peanuts.

Peanuts. Peanuts. Peanuts. Peanuts. That is a correct answer. I got the big peanuts. That is a correct answer. Snoopy and the cast of Peanuts.

They just won't go away. I like to call you guys a penis. No, peanuts, kid. She said peanuts. And finally... Starbucks is collaborating with penises. We go to this last one. Now, this is exciting because if Allie gets this right, it's a tie.

Ties go to the house. You don't get any money. But Allie could get this wrong. I think today marks the 20th anniversary of the death of one of the greats who died via animal. Whose death are we celebrating? I know this one. Oh, no. It's Steve Irwin.

Oh, God damn it. Crikey, he's dead. Amy, what happened? We all lost at the end there because Allie got to do her stupid impression. Well, listen, that was a great effort. I mean, at $500 Friday, he was up two the whole time, and then Allie comes back at the end and ties it. Then like a sing rate of the heart.

Oh, man. It went right to you. Oh, Jesus Christ. Just like God. Amy, what must you shamefully admit over the airwaves of KROQ? Oh my gosh, I'm Amy and Allie knows the news

KROQ on Allie's show usually we get along for the most part yesterday there was a bit of a squabble that took place between Allie and Jake specifically, I mean it was all of us kind of confronting Jake on his request for a separate room to nap in at the Endless Summer At the behest of Allie

The behest Yeah, it was her idea So, anyway, a lot of people are calling about what happened yesterday. And some people say it made them very uncomfortable. And, I mean, it's just a barrage. I mean, I'm sure you've heard all these messages, Jake, because you go through the go-line first thing in the morning. So, you've heard the general public's thoughts on this. Hey, I actually did it.

I just called him about the fight yesterday. Yeah, Jake is definitely a pussy bitch because. Well, we don't need to go into his reasoning why. But, I mean, there's a lot of people that were upset about what happened. A lot of people said they couldn't even listen to that part of the show. It made the entire show unlikable and unlistenable for them. You know, you guys definitely should have had a biggest bitch on the show, competition or whatever you guys do there.

Whatever we do here. We don't really know. You talking about most least bitch? Who's the biggest bitch? Most least bitch. I don't want to hear anymore about Klein being a piece of little bitch, about Allie being a bitch when she says and does something that can be slightly offensive. But honestly, Jake, I don't ever want to hear you complain anymore on this show.

All right, this guy goes into a whole tangent about Jake. And people were upset for a variety of reasons. This poor woman said that she found the entire conversation to be cringy. Hi, party people. Anyway, I just got done listening to the argument with Jake. Here's the thing about that is that Jake, in the moment, is not able to calm himself down. and when he does calm himself down, he's still not wrong.

Thank you. No, no, she's saying... Still not wrong. No, she's saying you can't... Well, she said I'm still not wrong. That's what she said. That was kind of cringeworthy. I'm glad I don't have a Jake working at my place.

I mean, I've got a lot of other douchebags, but not a Jake, thank God. So anyway, she went on to say that she's happy she doesn't have to work with her version of a Jake and there's a lot of other calls here I can play that all say kind of similar stuff. That's a really great commercial. Do you have a Jake in your workplace?

You know, what's interesting is you haven't even mentioned the second part of this that we found out yesterday. What was the second part? The fact that Jake was given a room. Oh, yes. And then it was not satisfactory, so he asked to switch rooms. What? No way. I had a good reason. Omar, this is the first you're hearing of this, right?

Yes. It was a perfectly fine reason. I got my room, I walked in It's right next to a DJ tent on the first floor So I can't even Try to sleep So I politely went back and asked If I can switch the other side of the hotel

Love to see the video of the polite ask I don't think you've politely done anything in your life I do I think you should look up what the word politely means I can only imagine that So you get your own room for napping Which is the craziest request I've ever heard It's not crazy to get a room to sleep

And then you go to, well, we had a room, but you wanted to come and do it. I was okay with that room. It was because of Allie that I asked for another one. We're not getting into this again. So then Jake gets his own room, and it's not up to his standards. Just to take a temp of the room here, was everybody else happy that they had access to a common room? Yes. I mean, most of us changed.

Yeah, I had chicken soup. Yeah, everyone used it. Most of us changed. Yes, but the common room, not the spot I could have slept in. Well, it's interesting because now we are going to officially debut who is the most and least selfish on the show. Yeah, because we've done pussy before. We've done that before.

The most least pussy. It's a little different. And we have our master list here of who we believe is the most selfish and the least selfish. And I think that, sadly, I'm afraid to even get into this now because I think it's going to lead to another giant fight like yesterday. No one wants to be most selfish or least. I mean, least selfish is cool.

No one wants to be most selfish on the show. Well, I think we all know what number one is. and we can just move on. I mean, do we all need to? Ozzy Alley. How am I the selfish one? Do you have any other examples? Have you ever done anything for anyone?

Excuse me? One time you did something for one person. Do you remember when I brought you to Aftershock with me and then you stayed in your room the entire time? When I had COVID for you. I made more of a sacrifice than you did. I didn't even want to go.

Didn't Alley have to go to all the pharmacies around the hotel because you wouldn't even leave to do that? I couldn't leave. And the pharmacy right across the street was closed because Kaiser was on strike. All right, so Jake, so you have number one on your list as most selfish Jake, Allie?

I have as one, two, three, and four, and five. You have Jake in every position? Yes. Man, Omar, who do you have out of curiosity? Yeah, I would have to go with Jake. Come on! Because you have to, everything that involves him doing anything,

it's got to be his way or the highway. What are you talking about? And he always thinks of himself first before putting anybody else ahead of his needs. Right. His needs go above the listener. That's not true. I think most of us will always put the listener first

whenever we think of anything. Let's see. What would be fun for the listener? Who's the only one who's ever had a listener stay the night in their hotel room? Who's the only one who's been talked to by multiple people at the company because you ask for tickets almost every single day?

No one's ever talked to me about that. The only thing they talk to me about is say no. So Jake is number one. Who else? Number one on your list, Vanessa. Who do you have for most selfish? Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

Jake, I have you, but my reason is because when we have, like, let's pretend pizza, you're ready to take the whole thing. And I'm like, remember, we have to share it with everyone. That was my pizza. That's my birthday pizza. What about the other pizzas that came that were for Klein? Whatever. And Vanessa, I just bought you smellies to calm anxiety. I needed an example.

And I can't. So Jake is most selfish on Vanessa's list. This is such bull crap. Hey, hold on. And I forget, though, we had that big lunch here the other day. And who was the person that came in and took all the leftovers home in their own Tupperware? Who is the reason there's a lunch in the first place? Me.

Well, that's the reason I put Jake on my list, too. Sorry, man. But the fact that you bring your own Tupperware, that's ghetto as hell, bro. What about the time that you were hired to DJ something and you played only music you like? That's not true either. I wanted to do that. And then they took control of it away from me. Because you did do it, and they said all of the people at the party were complaining.

Yeah, you were hired to DJ a dance for slow adults, I believe. Yeah, and they don't know what good music is. Didn't you leave your girlfriend in the hospital to go to a show? No, she was home by then. She had friends there. All right, so we have Jake. And it was a good show. I'm glad I went.

Yeah, I have Jake as number one on my list for the time that I asked him what beer he wanted, and he ordered a whole pack of it. And that is a lie. You said, should we get a picture? I said, sure. That was your idea. Or the time that you brought your own bagel into the car when Klein gave you a ride and you didn't bring one for him. He should have asked for one.

That's my bagel. One bagel, one drink for the three-hour drive. Or what about the fact that the other day Johnny brought up at one of the Rip Nasty rehearsals, the guy asked you for a beer and you said no. That's a false accusation. And it was his house, man. I think that's nice to bring your own beers and drink your own beers instead of someone else's beers. So we have Jake.

Is Jake number one on everyone's list from No Selfish? Yeah, and I think that says something, Jake, that all of us... Yeah, because y'all are a bunch of liars. Do we even need to continue this? I guess we don't need to figure out who's the least. Who did you have least? Klein. Oh, thanks, Vanessa.

That's nice. Appreciate that. I also had myself as least. You did? No, I didn't put myself on the list. I thought we didn't rank ourselves. No, I had Vanessa, actually. I did, too, have Vanessa.

As my least selfish. Because Vanessa always sacrifices herself for the sake of the show. She's kind of selfish about her personal stories. Like a lot of times she will. I shared the other day. Yeah, you shared on the Showvertime podcast, but a lot of times you won't. She's selfish about her life. Yeah, like she's getting banged all over the place and she won't tell us about it.

Not true. Her life and her personal space and us objectifying her. But then I have most of you guys kind of in the middle. I mean, I think everyone on the show. It really, Jake is so extremely the most selfish. Number two is Legends Only. Yeah. Me too.

Johnny. Yeah, Johnny's two on mine as well. Yeah. I mean, yesterday when they got that breakfast, that was a... That's more of a Gen Z selfishness, which is more of an entitlement sort of thing that Johnny has. Right, I think it's a generalized thing. I've seen Johnny oftentimes go out of his way to try to accommodate people and do stuff for the show, and I think he does actually. He has a lot of selfless moments.

Yes, he does. That's why it was hard for me to put him at two, but when it comes to certain things, Johnny... Hey man, you offered free breakfast yesterday, so I gotta take that. Right, I got it. I didn't even eat food yesterday. But we kept saying, why don't you ask what Vanessa wants? And you kept saying, she wants Earth Bar. I did. She said, yeah, she's like, get whatever you want.

She said, I've never heard of that place. She said, I don't care. And then you said, great, we'll go with Earth Bar. The most expensive goddamn option you could make. Yeah, it sucks. I didn't even want anything. Okay. That's how you know I got a good thing.

Jake didn't want anything. All right, we got to take a break. So Jake's the most selfish. That's what we've learned. Such horse crap. I don't know how to get into how Jake ruined the announcement yesterday. Ali's gender reveal was once again ruined by Jake. You're not going to get it out of there.

You're going to make false accusations again, man. He's lying up on stage. You've got to take a break. By the way, he was great at the dunk tank. Hey, I will say this. Thank you. Fantastic. Allie and I decided.

See, unselfish of me. That is what you were born to do, is sit in a dunk tank. He's a dunk tanker. Totally. He's like a heckler, and everyone hates him and wants to dunk him again. Jake, I'm not kidding. I've been to many a dunk tanks in my day. There is not a better person in the history of dunk tanks than Jake the Nerd.

Yeah. People love trying to dunk him. he's got great trash talk at the people he's trash talking blind Charlie I know that was the best

that guy sucks at it he trash talked beautifully and then when he went down he was like an angry like a villain from Mario and then when he got dunked he'd be like get out of here

yeah I will say a lot of things about Jake we hate but boy he is the best great at that he is the best

and I think you should give up this comedy thing and you should go on a whole tour of being a dunk tank guy if I could make money I'd do it I think that that's your future

we gotta take a break we're back in a moment we have ADD news to get through We start giving you stuff. Are we still giving away stuff on this Friday? Hell yeah, we are. Universal Studios tickets. We'll get you into Halloween Horror Nights there.

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You'll see all the greats that you hear on K-Rock. And then you'll get to hear all those greats during the banger bus, which means you control the songs we play. The only rule is they must be certified bangers to put you in a good mood for the long weekend. And that'll all be coming up later this morning. Right now, though, there's this. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. We now know a little more about the announcer of Wheel of Fortune and why he was suspended.

He's a good guy. These details are so strange. So at first they were very vague in saying there was something weird going on on a recent flight. A passenger had complained about him to the flight attendant. The pilot contacted the authorities and had the police meet him at the gate when they landed, but he wasn't arrested. Now we know it wasn't something he did to another passenger. It was some weird material he had on his computer that he was looking at during the flight. And when you have your computer out during a flight, you know people are totally going to peep on you and see what you're doing there.

So he had this chat room open, and it's basically a pedo chat room. Now, there's a person named Nicholas B77 who makes a comment and says, Went to Golden Corral yesterday. Nice hangout for kids. Saw a couple of cute boys and a hot little girl. And then someone responded, and he said, Someone, he said, it was a real all-you-can-eat boyfay. Oh, man. Then that same person named Nicholas B77.

Before we move to, just make sure we pull the clip of Allie saying that. Just want to save that clip of Allie. So then this person, Nicholas, who, again, we don't know. They're all, like, anonymous names, allegedly, right? I mean, this is, by the way, this is a real, this is not just looking at what the person is doing on the laptop next to you. This is a real studying of it. I mean, I'm saying. Well, there's screenshots of all the conversations.

So she was taking pictures. This person was taking pictures of it from a distance. You can see them in a different row and taking pictures of the computer and you can see him on the chat. And he was on the chat for about an hour. And I don't know who Nicholas is, but the person named Nicholas said that they were chatting from an airplane. And then the other people in the chat room are going, wait, but what if someone sees you? And he's like, exactly. I love it.

Wait till I fire up boy moments. Start looking through the gallery. Oh, my God. So, I mean, people are kind of assuming that that's him. but then his lawyer bye moment so then people are his people are claiming that he was

going to a different chat room because it's called lifeline.chat that's the chat room he was in better not to give it a proper plug on the radio well no there's a difference because he claimed he was on this other lifeline website that was for like suicide support because he's lost a family

member to suicide so he claims I was going to that I was trying to get to that website, and for some reason I was sent this link instead, and it was an oopsies, and everyone's like, well, if it's an oopsies, why were you on this chat for a full hour on the airplane? Enough episodes of the

To Catch a Predator show to know that these guys always claim there was an oopsies. There's a lot of oopsies that go on. I didn't realize that she was 11, and then the guys, like it says here in the chat, I love 11, you're old. I'll pull that. Oh, damn it.

uh right down the street from the studio on third and fairfax there's a very busy trader joe's right across from the grove actually used to be my trader joe's when i lived over there and there was a bad crash there yesterday this happened at around 120 kind of right as a lot of us were leaving to come to the event in newport it was an old lady crash an old lady 91 years old she was driving a tesla she hit a parked car and then some pedestrians and then she smashed into that pay station kiosk at the entrance to the parking lot that little pink one one person died four others were injured old lady though fine fine fine apparently very new age old lady to be driving a tesla and going to trader joe's but at the end of the day old lady's gonna old lady man shouldn't

be driving i saw something going on there i did not know everything was closed off it was a ton of traffic around there but i was like oh my god that trader joe's it's always like a mess in that parking lot anyway can't imagine what it was like but finally you can be grateful today that you live in california or at least anywhere but new hampshire and i know there have been a lot of animal attacks around here lately but at least we know what those animals are in new hampshire right now there has been a string of attacks by an aggressive mystery animal and there's video of this animal attacking people and it's so fast it's so fast you can barely see what it is it looks like It's grainy like security footage, so you can't super tell, but it kind of looks like a mix between a raccoon and a ferret or something, and they haven't said what the animal is.

I don't think they know. Well, they said it could be a couple of the things. It could be a ferret. That would be crazy. Good guess. That would be weird. They said it could be a gray fox or a fisher cat, but I also looked both of those animals up, and it doesn't look like this animal. They think it has rabies, right?

Yeah, because it's been attacking people. It attacked these two people as they were getting out of a U-Haul. Yeah, I lost my school lunch lady to rabies. Oh, I'm so sorry. Still recovering from that? Yeah, that was a rough day. Get into a brand new hour of the show next on Tarot Q.