Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- Mush Records, Klein's Dead Neighbor and MORE

Episode Date: October 6, 2026

We'll get into an episode of Klein Alley's show in just a moment. But in the meantime, let's tell you about our absolute favorite place on the planet. Yep, that would be San Bernardino International Airport, where you can go through the airport process without waiting in long lines and overpaying for parking. Quick connections to the Bay Area and the world plus ski and snowboard in Provo from San Bernardino all winter long. Every other airport, you're going to be in long TSA lines. You're going to be miserable. You're going to say, oh, I've got to get there two, three hours before my flight, not at San Bernardino International Airport.

And now we send you on a direct flight into our podcast, which starts right now. Hey, what's going on, Crananelli? Are you ready? Who are back? I love Cline and Allie, you little bitch. Cline and Allie, it's just okay. Just don't like things about you too much. Good morning, everybody.

Hey, what up, Cline Alley? Whoa, sweet David Steak, did you see that? Meet about Clown Alley show. Let's get the still shouted. The show started. The show started. We are live in Los Angeles. Three, two, one!

And here we go. 106.7, KROQFN and H.D. Pasadena, Los Angeles, Orange County. This is the world famous. Hey, War. Good morning. Welcome to your Tuesday here on Kay Rock. We are a fine Alley show. If you care, that is Ali over there. Hi. She is a pregnant Lesbo.

Yeah, I got a new milestone, actually. I'm reaching the point where I can no longer see. my vagina. Whoa, that's a huge win for you. I've seen it. I wish I was in that phase. How do I get there? And now it's just blind shaving.

Just you and a lot of sharp objects that you can't see near your genitals. It's pretty dangerous. A lot of things when you're pregnant, they go through the different stages. They don't really talk about the day you stop seeing your own genitals. But congratulations.

Big day for you today. It is big. And that's also big for our YouTube audience that's watching along. You also, we promise you today if you watch. You will not. see Alice. Well, Vanessa, come on.

Come on. So rude. You know, if I squint, I can kind of see it. We've got, oh man. There's Jake the nerd in the back over there. What's that? What's his name? There's DJ Omercon.

Audio sniper. I'm watching them run around in the back in the chicken coop. You got producer Vanessa and postmaster Johnny taking the calls 800520167. And Ginger Justin's keeping us afloat on the live YouTube stream where you can watch us there. Lots to get to this morning. Lots to give you. as well. I want to hop on that standby boarding list so we can send you all the way to Ireland to see some Fontaine's DC. You'll have a chance coming up later this morning.

And if that's not enough, we have a private show happening later this week with 30 heads at Morango, and we will get you into that as well. Plus, the most important thing, Allie, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, and more gas. Thanks for listening. You'll be listening for the sweet sounds of Vanessa later in the show demanding that she has gas, announcing to the world that she is gassy. and when you hear her say that, you must call us immediately so we can give you a tank of gas and say, thanks for listening. This is what you'll be listening for.

It'll happen at least once today, maybe twice, and when you hear it, please call us immediately so we can fill up your tank with some of that very, very, very expensive fluid. You know, if somebody gives you money and says, this is for dinner, this is for gas, then you feel like I've won extra because someone told me what to do with the money versus if someone just gives you money,

just goes in your bank account, disappears, you spend it on useless crap, and you don't really think you got a lot out of it. So we're giving you this, and we're telling you, it's for gas. Technically, I guess if you win and you don't need it because you have an electric car, it's the perfect time to get extra money

because you got that Amazon Prime Day, which is officially underway as well. Yeah, that starts today. You can buy some other useless crap you don't possibly need, and we'll get into the Amazon Prime Day prices right later this morning, too. So lots to get into, if you need us, phone's open, text line open, 800, 5201067. Things happening behind the scenes here.

Some good, some bad. I don't know if we'll get into any of that today on the show. I'm just going over some of the many comments about the very bonus showvertime podcast we dropped yesterday with the secondhand Cindy. Some instant feedback on that, which we'll get into after MGMT on the world famous karaoke. We live pretty much in the studio yesterday after we got off the air. We stuck around so we could do a bonus showertime podcast uncensored with a secondhand Cindy as we'll get. officially now own the rights to her life, which we traded for some buzzballs and some cigarettes and some wings. We all signed it.

We all signed the contract that's legally binding now. Someone did point out, please next time you do interview Cindy, do not give her wings. Listening to her stories through all of the lip smacking was almost unbearable. She was in the middle of telling us some pretty in-depth stories, real emotional stuff about love and loss and all the other things that have happened in her early life while she was going ham on some chicken wings. Well, I mean, if you knew you were getting free food and free booze, why would you eat beforehand? Right.

So she was ready to eat. And the contract did have chicken wing sauce on it. Yeah, we have chicken wing grease all over the contract. It's pretty much at this point, a transparent piece of paper. But it's good. Those wings look delicious based on the grease that was all over the contract. This was good for her because she said she left her pint of vodka on the train accidentally and was happy that there was some alcohol here when she arrived.

She was going to stop on her scooter and pick up, I think, a handle of something. But then she realized that she said, had Buzzballs waiting because that was part of the contract. So she felt like it was a good negotiation for her. And it was. Meanwhile, bad news. A lot of people are concerned now. Hi, everybody.

This is Amy from Baltimore. And do not mush secondhand Cindy, please. I heard the beginning of the show for time and I had to stop and call because Klein, you're saying mushing things. And I don't want you to mush her because she's wonderful. And, yeah. So just want to warn y'all to be careful when you're talking about secondhand, Cindy, please. Okay.

She's going to be great. I'm pretty sure she's going to outlive all of us. I agree. She's Teflon. I mean, you think about these stories and all of the people that she's outlived, even in her own life, and all of the times she should have died. You know, you talk about these people that have their final destination moments, and you go, well, there's nothing they could have thought about it.

Clearly, it was just that time. She has avoided and survived a million of these final destination moments. I can see her doing a totally different podcast 100 years from now, the totally different radio show. We will be long gone. She'll be third-hand or fourth-hand Cindy by then. But still, it's going to be an amazing story, and I think that she's fine. There's a lot of people on the show I could see us accidentally mushing, and Ali's already mush.

Insert your favorite celebrity here, Dolly Partner, whatever. Ali's probably mush them, and that's the reason they're no longer with us. We have done that together. Okay, that's not just me. You have done it mostly. Your track record of mush is out of control. I would love to compare mush records. Yeah, you want to win?

Happily. I will happily compare mush records because I think I'm at zero, and you're a lot of it. I have a horrible memory because I smoked so much weed, but I'm sure there you mush some people too. I want to let you know that someone that is waiting in the wings in case anything does happen to a secondhand Cindy is one of our other favorites and her name is Moise Joyce. And she'll be on the show later this morning because it was a hot day yesterday and Jake was out there doing the Lord's work. Mois Joyce. And the house. How you doing? So she's ready to go. Clearly she sounds like she's doing great. That's not secondhand Cindy.

That is Moise Joyce. But I think a lot of people are Team Joyce. Other people are Team Cindy. Some people are team all. How you doing? I'm doing great. How about you? That's the voice of someone who's doing great right there. You know what's really inspiring is that I can now tell which person it is based on their cough. I can tell Moist Joyce's cough over secondhand Cindy's cough over Panyho's Greg's cough.

You think you can? Yeah. Hold on. Let me see. Let me just see how good you are at this game. This is because I actually have another one on the ready. You know what? Because secondhand city doesn't really barely cough.

Whose cough is this? Yes. That's Panny House Greg. I don't know if you're right. Let's find out if you're right. Pankeyos, Greg. Yay. You got it.

You're very good at that. Give me any listener cough and I'll be able to diagnose it. That's pretty impressive right there. You're like a doctor at this point. That's unbelievable. So anyway, Jake was in the streets with Moist Choice, and this is why they were out in the streets. Well, you know, it's one of the holidays of the year.

Yeah, I'm having a nice day. trouble not being moist. I'm just permanently moist when it's like this. Uh-huh. Well, once it's hot, you know what we do. Are we going to smell some pits? They can smell some pits. So a little bit later today, the return of the pit stop to make sure people have the right amount of deodor and on as temperatures are

well north of 100 degrees in many parts of Southern California. Record setting. I know a lot of people are over it, but I think Boyce Joyce still loves it because she knows that the pit stops are on the way. She loves it. I think she's been sniffing pits without a microphone and Jake there for a while now. Now she can finally record it. Finally has a reason to do it. So that's all coming up on the show. In a moment.

We have Ali's money up for grabs. If you'd like to call and claim it, now is the perfect time to call us at 800520167. Five questions about the actual news. Do better than Allie, and she will pay the people after this. Five questions, $100, easy money. If you'd like to call and play, the numbers 80052067 to join us. Every morning around this time, we give you a chance to take some of Ali's money.

It's a hot-ass day today. We get it. It's going to be hotter. People are all irritable and ornery, and that will all change if you take Ali's money. However, if she loses, she will be twice as ornery, which is never good. Double all right.

And someone pointed out that, you know, as you leave to go out in the halls when you get sequestered during this, Allie knows the news, that a lot of times you come back in here and you're eating. And this guy has been keeping notes exactly how much eating you're doing, Allie. Two minutes and 22 seconds. That's the amount of time Allie was outside grazing eating food during Allie knows the news. Let her graze. Let Ellie graze. Three minutes. 22 seconds was the grazing time. spent yesterday while you're on the phone answering questions about the news. She's trying to protect

her money, but usually she just goes out there, puts a handful of whatever's on that table in her mouth and starts chewing. Even that empty bowl. Sometimes I gnaw on that a little bit. She's like a goat. She'll eat those cans out there. And keep in mind, I'm not chewing much. No. I do two or three chews and then I swallow. It's a full inhale. So I recommend everyone keep your arms and hands to yourself if you get too close to Allie because she could go town on you and she's very pregnant right now. And as a result, she says she's at a place now where she's no longer able to see her own genesis. but also she has an insatiable appetite. She can eat and is instantly hungry again.

I think I ate my fastest burrito over the weekend. I got a chicken burrito with everything on it, and I think I was done within three to four minutes. That's nothing. I feel like I've never lasted that long with a burrito ever. A burrito? The world record is like 35 seconds. 35 seconds, yeah.

I feel like when you guys said the world record to me, I didn't say anything because I was kind of embarrassed. I don't think I've ever taken over a minute with a burrito. I think the beginning goes quickly, but then the last half, you slow down a little bit, no? It all depends on where you get in the burrito. I mean, those del taco burritos, I'm down to those in seconds. No, no, no, this was like those big, those big, thick ones. Like a real burrito.

What about, like a Chipotle one? Was it a carnitasada? What was it? What meat? It was pollo. Okay, that goes down easier, I think, then Carnetano's out. And because it had the sour cream, it went the salsa and it kind of slid down the throat a little easier. Barbacoa slides right down.

It's cooked in its own loops. Sounds like we need to have a competition. Oh, man. Let's get that lady back in there. Hey, Alyssa in Redlands. Good morning. You're on K-Rock. Hi.

Good morning. We have a chance for you to become $100 richer, which will probably not change your life, but it could change your day. So, Allie's leaving the K-Rock studios now. She will sequester herself in the halls where nothing is safe. You get to go first. Five questions about the news. Do better than Allie, and we give you $100 of her money.

And here we go. Allie knows the news. All right, question number one. For Polo, there's a new hurricane churning in the Pacific that apparently is going to start affecting some California beaches today. What is her name, the name of this new hurricane? I'll say Jenny. Jenny, got a question number two. How many billions of dollars is this newly closed Paramount Warner Brothers deal actually valued at?

They have a number that came out today as that deal is now officially closed. Oh, 110 billion? $110 billion. At this point, we're just making up numbers. We go to question number three. Extreme heat is affecting us all week long, and now there's a new warning that has come out about how it is affecting your car

in a very interesting way. What is the warning that is coming out about your car specifically with this extreme heat? Overheating. Cars overheating as well? Yes. You go to question number four right now. This state is apparently

now the most expensive state to get divorced in. You're going to get divorced. You don't want to do it in which state? New York. New York. And finally, question number five. A woman from Orange County is facing a federal trial right now for doing what for China, supposedly, allegedly. She was accused. Oh, she was on the son of a president from a different country.

Well, China's the country. I'll give that to you. But what was this woman doing? supposedly. Oh, she was spying on their son. There we go. All right, let's bring Allie and we'll score it together. See how you did.

This is all technically stuff in the news. So maybe you learn a thing or two. You're not completely aloof to the conversations. He'll be overhearing all day long. It's more than just small talk about the weather, although that will probably make up 90% of your day today. We'll get some shirts made up, Allie. People can wear around the co-workers that says,

don't want to talk about the weather. Yes, it's hot. We get it. Question one. Now is back. How much grazing is you today? I almost made it through my sourdough egg combo. Sourdough egg.

Move over. Sourdough bread with egg and spinach. It's always some combination of stink. Question number one. I also like that. Pola, move over Hurricane Polo. There's a new one that's going to make some damage. Supposedly start hitting some California beaches today.

It's in the Pacific right now. What is her name? Her name is Rachel. She gets Jenny. But a little information, Alyssa. boys go alphabetical and I think they flip-flop gender. Is that true? They go man, woman, man, woman. Yes, I believe they do. So polo is done. Rachel, we're up to the R in the alphabet and Rachel is the one, just like that haircut that Ali tried to bring back last year. We got a question number two. Ali's up one-nothing. Paramount, Warner Brothers deal is officially done so, and they have a dollar amount they've attached to what this deal is now worth. What is the billions of dollars amount that they claim that this closing deal is actually now officially valued at?

What is like $70 billion? Is that a scale? She guessed $110 billion. The number that's out today is they've officially closed their $81 billion deal. So now we've got to do some math and see which one of use closer, but it doesn't really matter. At this point, as we go to question number three in this round of Allie knows the news. If you're just joining us, $100 off for grabs every morning around this time, do better than Allie as we go to question three. Extreme heat affecting us all this week in Southern California.

A new warning has come out as it pertains to your car specifically. What is the new warning that has come out about the heat and your car? You know, is it the lithium batteries? Like maybe you've got a battery pack or something in your car and it explodes and your car explodes? She guessed cars overheating in general. Allie said lithium battery. Apparently our tires are now melting because the streets are so hot. And they are saying that if you have low tread or tires that were already kind of at the end of their life,

there's potentially a chance they're going to start blowing out because of the heat. Well, I'll drive off a cliff long before that. That is the warning that is coming out today, specifically about your tires. Check your tread or understand that your tires could melt or blow because of the hot, hot streets. And remember about your pets' paws as well. It's pretty hot out there. Check your elderly. We got a question number four.

Allie's still up one, technically. The state is now the most expensive state to get divorced in. So if you need a divorce, don't do it where? Well, it's got to be here. She said New York. I figured it was one of the two. Definitely not one of them. over states, divorce your cousin, any of those flyover states, no problem.

I think that, yes, New York is expensive because everything's expensive there, but I think more people get married to people they don't love here. So I think divorce happens more. The most expensive state by a pretty big margin is California. Do not get divorced in California. That's not news. That's just stuff going on in my personal life. But I'm just telling you know.

No, that's news. It's news. And finally, question. Well, I was on the fence. I looked it up and said, that's not happening. My wife said, why are you looking this up? I got sort of the day on their radio. Question five.

A woman is facing federal charges right now from Orange County for doing what, allegedly, for China? Oh, I think she was a spy. Ah, she said spy. Alyssa said spy. That's the correct answer. She was spying. Well, at the end of it all, Ali still bested you by one, and that means you don't get paid today. But thanks for playing the game.

And what must you shamefully admit over the airwaves of K-Rock? Go ahead. My name is Alyssa from Redlands and Ali knows the news. That's right. Tomorrow morning at this exact time, another person will have an opportunity to win. and I have a feeling. I'm going to go ahead and predict it now. Whoever plays tomorrow is going to win Allie's money.

Well, we'll decide if you are the mush then. Tomorrow morning, at this time, don't make me wrong. Someone is going to battle Ali and take $100 of her money. You think it's time? It's time. I also have a prediction that the next song we play in K-Rock is going to be by Lincoln Park and Jay-Z. Oh, interesting. Rarely ever wrong about these things.

Wow. Look at you. So let's make me right twice in a row. How about that? K-Wack, Finally Show. Something you don't want to necessarily see when you go back to your... Your house is something that I remember telling you guys about a few months ago when I saw the corners van outside of the house across the street for me.

And that's not usually a good sign. It's very rarely. Or is it? Fresh new real estate. Well, it's funny you say that because that's the thought I had. First, I thought, oh, there was an old lady who lived by herself in that house for a long time, and I never really had conversation with her. The leaves lady.

She would sweep up the street. She felt it was her duty to keep all the leaves off the street. And that's an impossible job. You'll never win that game. You're always going to lose to the leaves. Quiet old lady, though, is a great neighbor. Quiet old lady is maybe the best neighbor to have. And I didn't really, as I said, nothing more than just a couple of waves.

And she would, and my kids would be like, she's out there sweeping again. And I would be like, ah, she knows her place. She probably is good also at peering and seeing if there's any suspicious activity in the neighborhood. I think she was almost too old for that. But she'd been there for a long time. I mean, she apparently was like the first one on the street in the history of the street. Like I think she was there before the street. street was even paved.

Before the trees. Yeah, I think they built the street around her. Before there were leaves to sleep. So, uh, I told you I came home. I saw the, I had my kids in the car. They get out of the car. There's a big van. And then at that exact moment, they start wheeling that body bag stretcher out.

And I'm like, ye. Because at first I go, oh, maybe it's a false alarm. Maybe it's okay. My first thought was maybe this is, this is how messed up I am. When I first saw the truck, I thought it was a food truck. I go, oh, this is cool. What is corin? It is your daughter.

I was like, there's a corn. food truck here. This is amazing. I was so excited. I was like, I wonder if they have pedal corners. Mexican corner. It's going to be all sorts of different corn. And then I was so disappointed when I realized not that's not a food truck at all. It's a corner truck.

So they wheel her in and that's game over for her. Do you happen to know? Like, was she there for days or something? I don't know any of the story about it. I don't think anyone does, but I knew that that house had been sitting there for a while untouched and I thought to myself, probably if I was a

smart businessman, I would say, how do I get in and get this property and flip it or whatever people do on? Because you get inside information. Right. I knew I was there first, right? Well, I didn't do anything about it. And as of yesterday, I got home and I saw maybe the second worst thing you can see other than a body being pulled out of a house, which is a giant bulldozer that has now started

the process of smash, smash, smashing. And they're just going to tear the entire house down? Ripping it. It's already, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it is. being ripped down, which is terrible for so many reasons if you live next to construction. And it's hard to not everywhere because it feels like everywhere in Southern California is constantly being knocked down and rebuilt. But to be across from that now, I mean, that is step zero in a very long.

Long. Like, if you're noticing now that it's being torn down, you've got at least two years of construction across the street from your house. At least. I mean, that's best case scenario. That's if all the permits get done and everything. And we all know how that process usually goes, which is not. never on time. So it's just

that it, you know, I always knew the guy behind me who's a hoarder, I always knew that at some point he's going to tap out and they're going to knock that thing down. I think I'm going to be sandwiched between two construction jobs. Wow. Listen, I know your wife is the queen of moving. I don't blame her

in this situation. Don't do not put that in her head, dude. I am telling you, dude. I would totally move. The last time we move. It's going to be night and day, man. It's because the neighbors put up a sign that notice of demolition sign went up. and the next day she's like, we gotta go, we gotta move. I can't live next to construction again.

And we've lived next to construction. Everywhere we've gone, we've been next to construction. We've never not been next to construction. Yeah, but here's the thing. You've got to wait it out. You can't wait it out. Two years. Yeah, but if you just move again,

then you're just biding your time until the next construction sign goes up. With kind's luck, the construction's going to go on for two years and then his back neighbor is going to pass away or something and the construction's going to start to there. It's going to start all over again. That's not the old guy, right?

Or I can see. this happened because one time we moved next to a place that had already been done. We go, I even said to myself, I shouldn't have said it, but I said, oh, this is great. There's only a house on one side, and it was recently done. And the guy that went in there, for whatever reason, didn't like the way it was done

and decided to knock it down and start fresh. I don't know these people are. They treat like houses like it's a board game. Like it's a pimple. Yeah, let's just start over. Let's just start this one again. I don't like the color of the outside. You just fold up the board. Yeah, it's like, it's gotten, it's really terrible. And then that is, and I know that, you know, I always made fun of Jake

because he always thought living next to a cemetery would be a good move in general. And I think that's a weird person that would ever want to live next to a cemetery. But Jake's on to something because. How many times do those get redone? Never. Never. And you know what you can also expect is tons more rats. That's the other thing. Yes. Because as soon as that construction starts lifting up all the weird things that are living underneath that house, they're all going to come right across the street. All the stuff, the rats, the termites, everything that, every problem that house had, which I'm sure was a ton, because I think was old,

really old. They need something to eat and they're going to eat you. They're just going to move right. Next closest option, which is us. So that's... Construction workers, taking huge deuses and the porta potty outside. That's another good point. That heat wave porta potty just got set up.

You got orange cones everywhere, so you're not going to have parking. That's the nonstop cars. They take off so many cars. You know what the worst part of construction is? though it's not the sound of the machines, it's the backing up of the machines. Like when you leave the studio? Yes. It's the same sound.

I finally get out here. I hear Ali beeping all day when she's backing up because every time Ali backs out of the studio. That is the worst sound of all. Omar has to let us know she's backing up because she's so large you can't see behind her now. And I get home, finally, I get to clear my head in it. It's just more of that beeping. It's nonstop beeping. I think we can all agree.

And I think that society would agree that we should, I know there's probably a rule that they have to have that loud beep to, let people know. There it is. Can't we all agree as a society, it's Darwinism at its finest. If you get backed over because you can't possibly fathom a giant truck coming at you, said one mile an hour. We've all replaced our phone sounds with vibrations. Right.

And we know that it's happening. Right. That's how I wake up now through vibration. I don't have any kind of sounded alarm. So our ears are changing, and I think we need to change construction trucks to do the same. But another... Team vibrator. That's right.

That's what I want the truck to say. I don't pay attention to that. But I also wonder if, because somebody on the text line 714 was asking about that ghost scary woman? Yes. Do you think she has something to do that she put a hex on you and now there's going to be construction all around you and that is your curse? It's a terrible curse if it was put upon me. But it's such a funny one. It's not funny.

It's really got, I mean, I'm like five for five in places I've lived in this town where within a year of me moving there, construction has begun. And Omar, you've been in the same place a long time. Never had this? I have not. Okay. I must be nice. Must be nice. Must be nice, Omar.

Yeah. Must be nice. Take a break. Come back in a moment. When we return, we have your news. Then a brand new hour of the show will begin. We have your tickets to hop on a standby boarding list to travel to a castle. Oh, that must be nice.

That castle. No construction there. It's the same build. Been around forever. Until it earns down. Well, build. Get out. Take a check of what's happening in the world with your ADD News.

Then a brand new hour of the show will officially begin that hour. We have a pay claims court battle to get into, a relationship. that hangs in the balance and you have jury duty in your future. So if you need to take the day off work today, just go ahead and tell your boss you have jury duty. It's with us. You don't have to tell them that part. And usually when people hear jury duty, they go,

all right, well, we'll see when you can get in. So that'll be coming up next hour on the show. Right now, though, there's this. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. Every day on this show we say something we regret, but we're just doing a dumb radio show. When you're the president,

I would imagine you don't have those feelings as often. But in this case, the current president, Donald Trump, recently said that it's cool for Iran to obliterate either L.A. or San Diego because it would be appropriate collateral for ending the war, which, as he says, by the way, is almost over slash pretty much over. And here's what he said. It's a small price to pay for keeping the world safe, keeping our country safe. They can take out a city.

Let him take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego. Hold on. What the hell? What's he doing there? Why are we suggesting cities? Hey, by the way, that dude has no regrets. No, I don't think he regrets saying that.

I don't think that he has regrets. I'm sure someone said to him afterwards, you realize you just said you can take out L.A. or San Diego? He's like, that's right. Yeah, exactly. You mean to say that? Or is there a missing word there? No, no, no.

You're fired. Shut up. Yeah. This is a very small price to pay. And it's going to be over with very soon. It's essentially almost over with. The reason I think he, and though he was, would never say it. Might regret what he said is because everyone left, right, in the middle is

saying that this is completely inappropriate because, you know, I would think slash hope that this is maybe just a very classless, badly worded, badly timed joke. But when you are the president of the United States and not a stand-up comedian, people tend to take what you say seriously. And then things like this can completely freak people out and make them afraid to leave their houses. And yes, you can say this about LA. Yeah, we're just full of a bunch of pansies and libtards and, oh, what, you're going to knock some people out that are hot people in a bunch of smoothie places, who cares? San Diego is full of

very vital military forces. So that being a suggested city to obliterate is not a very smart move on his part, especially leading up to a very important election. They're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats, they're eating

the pets of the people that live there. This is why people don't debate anymore. This is what's happening in our country. All right in San Diego. Let me ask you a seriously. question, Ellie. Is he, was the joke,

or was he implying that that would be a, like, a fair swap? That would be a fair swap. If they, you need, all right, we bomb some stuff and you bombs, why don't you take the West Coast? Is that what he was implying? That's what it sounds.

I'm trying to figure out what it sounds like. It sounds like he's giving an example as to be funny. Yeah, but he's like talking to like Nebraska's or whatever. Yeah, he's talking to a lot of, quote, his supporters and they love to hear him talk and they love to hear him riff on stuff. California elite. Let him take out L.A.

Let him take out, insert other city in California. Yeah. And they all go, yeah, yeah, because they love to hate on California in Los Angeles too, but I don't think people realize on a grander scale how inappropriate this is,

especially given that we are at war with another country. The thing that's interesting is, you know, you're speaking to, you're trying to get a crowd going, and that's obviously, that gets him real hard, right? He loves talking to a crowd. He loves it. But he almost forgets about the idea that, like, there's cameras too, and then all of this will be worldwide in 15 seconds.

Whereas if you're just, like, old school days, you could be like, all right, let's just tell Nebraska how much we hate all the other states. Then you go to the other states. You know how much we hate Nebraska? Yeah, they're the worst, aren't they? And everyone buys it. And now it's just like you've got to be smart enough to realize. You can't talk about states behind their backs anymore.

Whatever your dumb comments are going to get everywhere. Yeah, I love Trump. Well, Allie, you are a supporter. Always have been. I was there at the rally in Nebraska. She wrote to speak What was her reaction when you heard that? I was like, yeah!

You realize if you take out California you're going to lose your biggest supporter in Ali Johnson. Sorry, Boba, you're gone. It appears that the younger generations are having more and more trouble with commitment. Gen Z is

quitting their jobs, moving to different jobs more quickly. They're calling it job hopping. They do say that this is bad in the long run. But another thing that's happening is that lot of college freshmen are calling it quits before they even graduate. They get to freshman year, maybe sophomore year, and then they decide, you know what, this isn't for me. And they quit school early and they move back home with their parents. And this is happening more and more where they

just kind of abandoned their college campus. They had ghost their education essentially and decide they're just going to kind of do their own thing. Well, the more examples we have of people that are able to become massive successes without needing to go to college for even a minute, the less unless people think that they need college to accomplish whatever their goals are. Well, I can understand the student loans. That part sucks. That being a motivator to leave. But also just the, quote, you know, four-year time frame it takes, the four-year slog, and we know that very well, the four-year slog to even start your career when everyone is just realizing, just you got to start it.

So if you want to be a YouTuber or if you want to be, you know, whatever else, I don't think that's all people want to be now. It's crazy. Yeah, but also, wouldn't you think that college is where you're going to be? you find your people to do that dumb stuff with? Yeah, there's a lot more than just education. Yeah, it's not necessarily just about the education part. That, of course, yeah, you're learning something, but it's you're

in an environment where you're around a bunch of other stupid people, but you're also figuring yourself out, you're going, hey, yeah, who do I want to make stupid YouTube videos with? Right. Who do I want to get high and jump off of a building with? It's these people, and you'll only, you're not going to find that at home with your parents.

No, you're definitely not going to find it there. And if you go right into the real world too soon, and then potentially you get chewed up and spit out. Totally. And then you're screwed. It was kind of that buffer of experiencing feeling life. But is that buffer worth hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt? Exactly.

Although I could see Klein's kids doing YouTube videos with Klein. That's good. And being very successful. That's the future. Yeah. I told my daughters, I said straight to Onlyfans, girls. Let's get it. Let's go.

Make some real money. Let's go. Chipping in here. One of the oldest scams in the book is mail fishing, where people steal your mail or literally put fishing poles inside of USPS drop boxes. But now it's 2026 and they have gotten smarter about this. They've cut out the middleman. Some criminals have found the key to stealing your mail.

The Postal Service calls it an arrow key. And you need only one of them to open every outdoor mailbox in an entire zip coat. Those keys have become tempting targets for thieves recently. But the Postal Service is fighting back. They're installing new electronic locks on mailboxes, but only 50,000 of them have been installed so far across the country and there are millions of mailboxes. So now they're just going, if I steal the key,

I can get into every mailbox. I don't have to do this stupid fishing pole crap. You can take my mail. There's been nothing of any value in there for a while. If you are putting something of value, don't you try and go to one of those drop boxes? And you're like, this will be safe. Instead of putting it in my actual mailbox

where you could just open it and take it. That's what you'd think, but it doesn't really matter. The fact that they have one skeleton key that opens every mailbox in a zip code. Who thought of that? Seems like a big mistake that they did. Ah, this is good. I don't want a big key ring.

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