Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- Rob the Blob, Jake's Dating Update and MORE

Episode Date: August 26, 2026

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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to Dollywood. Are you ready? I love Klein Alley, you little bitch. Klein Alley, it's just okay. Just don't let Frank's body into that. Good morning, everybody. Hey, what up, Klein Alley? Whoa, sweet David Stank, did you see that?

This is the Klein Alley Show. Let's get the show started. The show started. The show started. We are live in Los Angeles. Three, two, one. And here we go. It's Klein Alley Show.

6.7 KROQFM in HD Pasadena, Los Angeles, Orange County. The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles. This is the world famous KROQ. Oh, hell yeah. Welcome to your Wednesday. It's going to be another hot one today. It is going to be the hottest of the week, and they said potentially the entire year. Really?

It seems like yesterday would be tough to beat. That was brutal. The worst. And apparently, I just learned that Vanessa only puts her A.C. on in the evening time and then just tries to not be in her house for the rest of the day. Smart move. I mean, it's not a smart move. It's an El Cheapo move.

It's an El Cheapo, but also it's what the powers that be try to tell us, right? because they want to stop these rolling blackouts and the power outages. So they give us some nonsense numbers. They try to keep it at 78 or whatever the number they give us is like BS, not comfortable at all. I don't know what the number is they claim. There's always some expert.

I see it on the news every time we go through one of these where they go, only try to turn it on in the, what do they say, in the evening and only put it as low as 78. And I'm like, that is not comfortable at all. Who is the idiot that invented energy rush hour? I get those emails that are like, it's rush hour right now. I'm like, shut up.

Cool, crank it. Yeah, everyone wants their AC on right now. And it'll make the decision for me and just turn it off. It's one of those times where Jake gets to laugh at all of us because even though he does currently live in a shack, and that's not something anyone probably strives for, one of the nice perks of the shack he lives in is it has unlimited utilities. It's part of his rent.

And the only one time ever did I live in a place that had utilities included. And that was one of those times where I treated that air conditioning like I was in a hotel room. As low as possible, as long as possible, because I didn't have to think about it. And that's the one thing that I think, like, Vanessa, if you didn't have a bill that you were getting at the end of the month that you knew was going to be super high, you would have that thing on all day, right? A hundred percent. Right. That's the one thing that even the joy of air conditioning is one of the greatest inventions, if not the greatest invention ever. It is one of the things that sucks the fun out of it is knowing that if I'm actually at a place of comfort, I'm going to be so annoyed in a month or 60 days when this bill arrives.

Yeah, but people like Jake have been ruining it for the rest of us because I think years ago, many, many more people did utilities included. But then there are people that take advantage of the system and go, I don't have to pay. I'm just going to crank it up. And the bills got way higher than the landlords ever knew was possible. And now they don't do a lot of them don't do it anymore. Yeah, well, regardless, if you've got the A.C., use it. It's down to 32. 32 seems high.

It's a freezer, dude. Store popsicles in there. I mean, Omar, you're a landlord. You don't include utilities. No, heck no, man. No way. That would be so expensive. Suicide.

Yeah, but regardless, it is, today, Ali says, according to the experts, hotter than, yesterday it was hot as balls, today, hotter than balls. Well, I think that the L.A. area was supposed to be high 90s for most of the week, but today the high is 101. Oh, you guys are reaching the 100s there, huh? It was, by the way, it was north of 100. I don't know what they claimed yesterday. I'm telling you right now, it was north of 101.

Probably was, but it's going to be even hotter now. It's kind of strange. The kids keep coming back from school saying they're not allowed to, they have to eat lunch in their classroom. It's inclement weather. They're not allowed to even go outside because the air quality is all messed up and they've got to stay in and they, that's the whole thing. I'm like, inclement

weather. I'm like, yeah, it's warm. It's not inclement. We know it's there. Right. Well aware. So go out there and sweat it out, kids. We've got a decent show planned for you today, we think. And if you hear the keg, the chug chant, which will be happening throughout the day today. I know yesterday those chuggers were a little bit more quiet than they should have been.

Here's what it sounds like. And when you hear it throughout the next few hours, I recommend you call us immediately so we can get you access to our endless summer of kegger, which is coming up. Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. When that happens during the show this morning, call us and claim your access to the Endless Summer Kegger. Also, if you'd like to join us for Petty Claims Court later today and we put you on the air, you will get access as well. So if you're currently dealing with something in your relationship

or with a coworker or a roommate and you'd like to join us later this morning, you can call Vanessa now at 800-520-1067 or get in the DMs, Klein Alley Show, so we can get you involved in a Petty Claims Court later this morning right here on KROQ. K-Rock.

It's my and Allie's show. If you want Allie's money, I'll give you the cue to call in mere moments. The number is 800-520-1067 or 323-TIP-BOLI. If you want to battle Allie

for 100 bucks of her cash, you can go ahead and claim it. She is pregnant. She's tired. She's hot and she's sweaty. I am. Splotchy and all those things.

Thank you so much for noticing. I have noticed your splotchiness. Well, remember the time we wanted to do that contest? It's called a glow. We wanted to do the ugly sweater competition,

but not for Christmas sweaters, but for who is the ugliest person when they're sweaty. The ugliest sweater. And you sent us an example of what you look like when you're sweating, and we're like, we can't even do the contest. You have won. It's crazy because there are so many people who look hot after they're done with the gym or a run or something like that.

You see those people cross the marathon finish line, and they just look like they went for a walk in the park. Or they get, like, shiny and dewy and all that. Oh, my God, 10 minutes of me walking? I am amazed. I look like I have a condition. Yeah, you look like Gorbachev. I mean, my clothes don't even fit.

I'm, like, busting out of them. My skin is so swollen. So, the ugliest sweater competition is not officially happening, but you have a chance to take some of the money out of that sweaty person right there. Meanwhile, someone that probably sweats a lot in this heat is that man who claims that he listens to our show, who also claims he's 762 pounds. He left us a message a few days ago. My biggest competition? This is Ali's biggest competition, the competition of ugliest sweater. He doesn't like the fact that we don't believe him, that he is a real person, and he has left this message yesterday.

Horse Wiggins, Klein Ali Show. Rob the Blob calling in again. So once again, he calls himself Rob the Blob. He claims he is 762 pounds, would love to come to our endless summer kegger, but can't leave his house for obvious reasons. We said we will spend whatever we have to to get him at this set. You said you would spend. I will spend. If I have to put on a few credit cards.

That's a you thing, my friend. Don't include us in that. Can't believe you guys aren't going to chip in to get Rob the Blob there. You said we are sparing no expense. We know how expensive it's going to be, man. You don't think we could find a listener that has a flatbed truck or a listener with a helicopter? Dude, you're going to have to break down walls to get this guy out of his house. Well.

And then we have to rebuild the walls because he's going to need to get back in there. We have construction listeners that said they would help do that if it came down to it. I just want to say I think it's adorable that y'all can't decide whether an 800-pound show devotee is real or not. Considering your regular listeners are often cripples, chain-smoking ex-cons, amputees, hyper-perspirators, and or a blind Waldo. So this guy says, why are we having a hard time believing he's real when all the other people that we clearly know are real? I mean, one-armed Gary, he didn't even mention those guys. Bud Light Bros, he left out some of the weirdest, weirdest weirdos. Well, we've seen all those in person.

Right, this guy we've never seen because he can't leave his house. I also wanted to weigh in on Allie's Hall Pass sweepstakes. I am thrilled that Allie will be free from that cap dancing ball and chain, if only for a weekend or whatever. Allie, this isn't... This is why I believe this has got to be real. These are real breath. This guy is breathing to survive here. The fact that he continues calling makes me really believe it this time.

And if you hear this breath here, this is the breath of a man who's trying to get through a... And I get winded easy, but, like, at the end of a sentence that the guy needs to stop and do a full-on snorkel breath? All you can hear is cholesterol. Listen. If only for a weekend or whatever. Allie, this has inspired me to escape the confines of the blog shack for the first time. What? That's right.

The girls are pulling a wall down. The crane and flatbed are rented. And a whole, whole lot of man is headed down to L.A. to make sweet, savory love to Allison Johnson. This guy's going to have sex with you. Oh, regret it. Congratulations. Well, it felt great. He's a celebrity now because he's on our show, and he's robbed the blob.

I thought we were going A to C list. No, no, no. He's in. He's all the lists, this guy. He's all of them. The way a man loves a two-pound platter of nachos. Oh. Messy, greasy, and finished in like 30 seconds.

Allie, are you ready for a load of blob? I eat it. Did he say, I eat it? He did say, I eat it. That's amazing. So, robbed the blob. You know what? If you're there, I'll do it.

If you can get yourself there. Allie is a verbal contract now. She will have sex with you. Fine, we'll spare no expense. I'll spare. And I'll do you. And if it comes to happening, hey, Omar, even you're going to chip in on this. Where is this guy coming from?

I don't know. Rob the Blob, leave. I think he's coming from all directions at the same time. But Rob the Blob, let us know. I think we're standing on him right now. Oh, there he is. Rob the Blob, whatever you need to get out here to make sweet love to Allie. She's in.

We're in. And then just stick around. And we'll prop you up on a couch until our event, and it's going to be a good time. If you can get in, I'll have you. Allie, wow, that is an amazing offer. I hope you have to eat to your words, bitch. I really do. Rob the blob.

That's amazing. We'll take a quick break. We're back in a second. Allie's money could be yours. You want it, call and claim it, 800-520-1067. And then later this morning, you could win this. KROQ, we are a client of Allie's show. In a moment, Allie will attempt to answer some questions about the news.

She's also working on the next batch of ADD news, which you'll get later this hour and later this morning here at KROQ. and as always we make her gamble on the actual answers her own money's up for grabs you can grab it she's paid out thousands of dollars to people just like you people that were afraid to call but finally did and some people were up to the challenge and actually took her money meanwhile there's a lot of people that are always giving us ideas as to how to make ali knows the news better and there's another suggestion cancel it get rid of it all together this is uh the new to try to get better contestants on the air because it's always more fun when it's a real battle not when some brain-dead idiot who calls in.

This is the suggestion. Fine, Allie. AC Gibbons. Hey, guys. Allie knows the news is probably one of my favorite parts. I definitely tune into it every single day. I have an idea to make it better. Every time the contestant only gets three rights,

Johnny and Vanessa have to buy Allie breakfast. Two rights, Allie and Klein. One right, Allie, Klein, and Jake. And zero rights, Allie, Klein, Jake, and Omar. This guy's suggesting a sliding scale, depending on how bad the person does on the phone, where if they do terrible, then it comes down to Johnny and Vanessa, who are the, you know, they're screening the calls. They're finding the person that they say is most capable of taking down Allie. So if they get none right, then they have to buy all of us breakfast, including Jake's corndogs? That's right. Jake gets his breakfast corndogs he's been hoping for.

That's the guy's theory. That's not fair. They shouldn't have to pay for us. I agree, but also think about that. since we've changed the policy around here, we said if anyone beats Allie, I will make it extra sweet for them because really what's in it for them at the end of it? The thing goes or doesn't go well, it doesn't really matter. They're just back there taking the calls.

But I think they've had good incentive with you buying them breakfast. Right. But you've got to hold these guys accountable, especially now that Klein's buying smoothies for these guys when Allie loses, which since he started buying smoothies, Allie's only lost twice. Yeah, but she has lost two times, and the games have been a little closer. So I think they're doing a better job of finding the right contestants.

A winning streak of months. So, um, guys, do something. Punish him. Punish him hard. Okay, thank you, sir. That was a weird way to end that call. Let's say hi to April. Punish him hard.

April is on KROQ, and April claims that she's not a brain-dead idiot. Good morning, April. Good morning. Hopefully you're up for the challenge now. I have five questions all about things happening in the world. The news cycle obviously dominated by all things Dolly Parton, but there are other things happening in the world other than just Dolly and Heat Wave stuff.

Allie's going to leave the KROQ studios. As soon as she's out of here, your round will begin. Pressure's on, but go ahead. We are rooting for you. April is representing the people today. Allie will represent herself. It's time for Allie Knows the News. Allie Knows the News.

New research shows that 25% of all NFL players who died between 2016 and 2021 had what in common? Brain injury, concussion. Brain injury, concussion. I'll write that down as we go to question number two. This TV show is going to win the first ever Legacy Award, which is a brand new category, at the 2026 Emmys.

What TV show is going to get the first ever Legacy Award? Landman? Land man. We go to question number three. Olive Garden is bringing back their endless pasta bowls. It's a big deal. And they're adding two new things to the endless pasta bowl offerings this year. Name one of those two new things being offered.

Gnocchi and raviolis. Gnocchis and raviolis. Sounds great. We go to question number four. Sadly, we lost a legend yesterday. Dolly Parton is not with us. What are they claiming now is the reason why we lost Dolly Parton? Oh, autoimmune and gosh, I forget the other thing.

And we go to final question, question number five. That masked man that was terrorizing residents of Philadelphia has finally been brought to justice. They captured this man. In what city did they officially find the creepy masked man in? Oh, I just know it was in Philadelphia. All right. You're going to say Philadelphia? Yeah.

Okay. Philadelphia. All right. Well, that's April representing the people. Allie's going to come in here and represent herself. It's a good thing I'm hungry this morning. I don't know if Jake's feeling like corn dogs now, but they could be coming your way. Here we go.

Question number one, Allison. Yep. New research shows that 25% of all NFL players, that died between the years of 2016 and 2021 had what in common that good old cte yeah they all have the cte which is a much higher percentage of players that died uh during those and they died for different reasons uh but the reality is that the 25 one and four had the cte she said concussion and brain injury i'm gonna go ahead and give her the point on that even though she didn't say she didn't even say the name say cte but it doesn't matter she doesn't have a lot more points

coming our way. So we'll go ahead and say it's a tie, one, one after one as we go to question number two. What TV show is about to win the first ever

Legacy Award at the 2026 Emmy Awards? A Legacy Award? Brand new category, first show to get it. Friends? Oh, man. She said Landman.

You guys aren't thinking Legacy enough. Legacy. It's going to go to, you got to think Legacy Award. It's going to go to Brady Bunch or some crap?

Almost. You're getting closer. Family Matters? No. What? Family Matters? That was a good one. Are you talking about all in the family?

Or are you talking about Family Matters with Urkel? Yes, that's what I'm thinking. Yeah, you're not talking about Family Matters. That'd be amazing. All of a sudden, Stephon or Kel comes out. That was like the first sitcom, right? All in the Family? I think so.

No, you're missing it. I Love Lucy. Oh, nice. I Love Lucy. He's going to get it. No one gets the point. All right, we've got a question number three. Who's even alive to accept that?

I don't think anyone. I don't think anyone can go out and accept it, but those are going to put it up there. They're just going to be like, I love Lucy. Anyway, moving on. We go to the next question. Olive Garden is bringing back their endless pasta bowls at the end of this month, which is good news for people that want to carb load. And they got two new additions this year. Name one of those two new additions.

Oh, man. Let's see. Let's go to lasagna. Lasagna. Soup. Oh, my God. Endless. Idiot.

uh april uh suggested gnocchi and also raviolis you guys are thinking uh you're not thinking broad enough for the olive garden first of all they're adding shrimp because it's a treat they're doing a crispy shrimp i thought they already included shrimp now they're doing a crispy shrimp frita option so you can get yourself some fried shrimp make it a little healthier this is what is still entered your feed over the dolly part and stuff this is to me you still need to notice. This was the biggest story of the day in my world. And Spicy Alfredo. They've decided to go ahead and make

the Alfredo sauce spicy because everyone likes things hot. Sadly, no one gets the point on that and we move on, but you learned a thing or two, didn't you? Question number four. Point Olive Garden. Dolly Parton sadly passed away. A lot of people upset about this. She is a legend. There's no denying it. What did they say

was the actual cause of death? Oh, I know she had some stuff with her kidneys, but they're saying cancer, I believe. Yeah, that's the one word you didn't say, April, that I needed, that they're saying that she had cancer. She had been really quiet about it and I guess was admitted

to the hospital four days before but that was cancer. Short battle. Short battle. Cancer schmancer. Well said. Well said, sir.

And finally, Allie goes up too with this last question. The masked man that was creeping out residents of Philadelphia Oh, Chucky Mask Guy. Chucky Mask Guy

was finally found in what city? God, I know he was on the run. I'm just going to say Philadelphia because that's where he was last seen. That's what she said as well. But where do you go if you just want to blend in with a bunch of other weird people?

Florida? No. Austin? LA? Las Vegas. Ah. Found in Las Vegas. Sadly, you didn't put in too much of an effort, April, and we give you no money.

And what must you shamefully admit over the airwaves of K-Rock? Go ahead. My name is April, and Allie knows the news. I know. No one likes to say it. She sounds so sad about it. No one likes to hear it either. I don't blame you.

She's doing my job. In this particular case, Allie does know the news. Guys, exciting update in the world of Jake's dating life. He did something that we all told him not to do. And we will figure out in a moment if it backfired or if he was actually right and we're all wrong. And we'll get to that next on KROQ. 714 on the text line says, I decided to take the day off today and listen to your show for my birthday. Happy birthday, wheelchair.

That's for you, 714. Thanks for listening to the show. It's getting funnier. Jake, as you know, was single for a while. Then he was in a relationship. Then he moved in with his girlfriend. He finally gave up his bachelor pad. We threw him a bachelor paddy, which was a goodbye bachelor pad. Did none of us went?

No, none of us went. But we did have the idea for the bachelor paddy. We threw it. We just didn't attend. Well, we gave him the concept of the bachelor paddy. I think that was my idea, too. Well, regardless. Didn't the place only fit, like, two people?

No, it can't have, like, five. That place could hold five people. But anyway, he gave it up. He moved in with his girlfriend. It's a big moment in life, a big step to take. And then immediately from moving in with that girl, things went south pretty quickly. In fact, I believe Jake said his anniversary of breaking up with her and being thrown out of her place is coming up. So we're going to see if he wants to.

I didn't know people celebrated breakup-aversaries. I think that we should make that a big deal. And I think that when that happens, which I think he said is early September, he should call her to wish her a happy breakup-aversary. Because I don't think he ever took the real anniversary seriously. so the idea that he would remember the exact day. And anyway, since then, it's been a lot of single stuff, a lot of dry spells. Finally, after all of this,

he gave control of his dating apps to Allie and Vanessa. They changed his pictures. They changed his hobbies. They pretty much changed everything about Jake. And lo and behold, he started getting swipes. And he went through a period where he was getting no swipes and getting warned by the apps, you're out of swipes, please stop using.

The apps would lock up on him for 24-hour periods. I know. We changed everything. Even his outfit choices when he went on dates, he wasn't making any improvement there. We told him to wear some pants and some closed-toed shoes, and that is the date that went the best, and that's the girl he's still seeing. And now, here we are. It's been a few weeks. Early relationship, sure, but they are at a point now where Jake decided to try to take a pivotal step. And I'm not talking about the sex step, because you guys have had sex a few times, right? Numerous times. I mean, numerous times last night. Right, and you love the, and that's all, that part of it's good, the conversation's good. Yeah.

She's the one who's a fan of Tool, supposedly. That's her favorite band. Which is like, to find a woman who's a fan of Tool, there's like one in a billion. I mean, really, it's everybody else's girlfriend that just goes to Tool because the guy wants to go. It's not because the girl really likes Tool. So just to find a girl that really likes Tool is definitely a one in a million. And would you say, Jake, that this is, you have some very strong feelings? For her?

Yeah. Yeah, I do. And Jake had brought up this point that he was going to say some stupid thing about either I love you or something. He was going to do something like let's follow each other on Instagram, which was a weird thing. I think he did that already. Yeah, we did that already. Oh, okay. It was last week.

And we tried to talk him out of the next thing. And Johnny specifically, who is the Riz master, said to Jake, you got to slow your roll, man. You are going to freak this woman out or you're going to do that thing where you seem too thirsty and desperate and she's going to run away. and Jake decided, after listening to our advice for a while and getting him to this great place, he has now gone away from our advice. Didn't Johnny say, keep it status quo? Just don't change anything.

Things are going well. Why do you have to complicate it? And Jake, what did you do last night? Well, I mean, I don't listen to Johnny, but last night... Oh, yeah, don't listen to me, man. I only have a good track record so far. Yeah, and Johnny has been giving you good advice.

This is one of those few things where we're actually not trying to sabotage each other like we usually do. We're all looking out for you. I care for you, man. Thank you. That seemed genuine. What'd you do last night, Jake?

Well, after, you know, numerous times finishing, first I asked her if she'd ever seen Army of Darkness, which probably wasn't the best intro to my question, because, you know, there's that line there, like, hey, it's just pillow talk, baby. And I wanted to... Loser. I'm shaking my head so much already.

Vanessa, don't jump in in the middle of his story. I think she would have jumped in. We all know. Literally thinking it. I know. Omar played it, but she was thinking it. I got it. So you're laying in bed.

You're having that post-sex conversation. Yeah. And you. We're in the movie Army of Darkness. She says, sure. And I'm like, you know that line? This is something called pillow talk, baby. And she's like, okay.

I go, well, this is not that. And she's like, what are you talking about? Oh, no. I said, I've been thinking about it. I was wondering if you would like to be exclusive. Come on, dog. And she said... The back room seems to support your choice.

The chicken coop is laughing at you back there. Dude. So what did she say? She said... Hold on, I want to listen to what's happening in the back room. Hold on. They're having a good time. I like getting laughs, finally.

Right. So you said, do you want to be exclusive? And she said... That's how you said it? That's how you said it, Jake? Yes. You want to be exclusive? Would you like to be exclusive?

Yes. You think she's banging someone else on the side or? No, I don't. Because first she said, you want to have this conversation right now? I don't think we should have this conversation right now. And then she said, I can tell you I'm not seeing anybody else. And then that was about it. Well, that's it for that one.

Well, it's done now. I mean, she still stayed the night. It's raps, bro. It's raps. Yeah, I agree with Johnny. I'm sorry, but everything was going great and she wasn't seeing anybody else. So why did you have to push it? I mean, we stayed the night at each other's house numerous times now.

Yeah, but how long has it been? Three weeks? It's getting there, yeah. Getting to three weeks. But this is exclusive. I don't want. Remember that whole clickbait thing we did about how you're never supposed to say, like, yeah, I'm available Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays.

Sure, anytime. Two, five, nine. Doesn't matter. I'm available. And you've got to make yourself seem a little bit more hard to get, I guess. A little bit opposite of you. this is like the you and you did that and you actually did that it worked for you one night she had to cancel on you and you said let me see if i can try to make the other thing work as

opposed to absolutely i'll be there this is kind of that you went right back to it you became uh all right you slept over for the third time let's be exclusive became readily available and women don't like that they want like a chase sometimes sometimes you gotta like give her some sort of fun you kind of just gave her the whole video game with the cheat codes that's a great point and also you know even if she does like you there needs to be a little bit of wondering where is this leading does he like me the way the same way i like him does he want to be exclusive is he saying seeing anybody else she needs a little bit of time to wonder that yeah she should think like on the night you guys aren't together that maybe you're out plowing someone else yes and remember when

you said i think i'll make it work you know you did that whole trick that we told you and it worked she ended up coming out and seeing you when she tried to cancel on you originally that was her canceling and then jake's well i don't know i don't know if i could do that maybe later she's like okay i'll be there let's see what you did that's it working man you're going back on everything we've taught vanessa's freaking out over there i wanted to say also you might have scared her and then she's gonna self-sabotage she's gonna switch her script possibly whatever that means you're done dude that's girl language for something you're done son but what do i do to fix it well it was also terrible timing i don't think girls appreciate being asked about

stuff right after sex all you do too now just ghost her for like about a week or two no ghost her because then she's gonna start wondering be like what happened i thought he was so down for me did i do something to offend him or what happened what did i do she's gonna start internalizing then she'll start coming and like knocking on your door again and hitting you up yeah i don't know about full ghost but i do think you should pump the brakes slightly i want to see her tomorrow night oh my god he's not learning vanessa what is this man i cannot do anything all right well good luck jake two one three said this is too much pressure it's a lot of pressure what's pressure hey you're gonna bring her to the kegger jake maybe i'm not sure nope you don't bring her to

the kegger the answer is no yeah she's gonna ask about it you're gonna say sorry can't three two three preoccupied said that you're supposed to wait at least three months before asking somebody to be accepted. I mean, that seems soon. We're not even at three weeks. I mean, at this rate, Jake's going to be proposing to her in a week.

I proposed to her the first night. What? As soon as I knew she liked Tool. Oh, man. I mean, it was a joke. You were like, marry me.

Yeah, here's, what do they give each other? Those stupid coins? Those stupid coins? Those Tool coins? They all exchange their vows and their dumb coins. Yeah, what do you get?

What do you have, that Tool coin you give people? Oh, I don't give them. I collect them, though. I have three of them. Right. There's a mine, damn it. I don't know what you've learned from any of this

conversation, but just don't do any of this stuff, okay? She doesn't listen to the show, right? I don't think so. Good. 323 wants to know do you think that she like, if she were to just be honest with herself, do you think she

really, really likes you? Yeah, I think so. There's numerous signs and numerous messages and yeah, I think so. Would you let us talk to her? Yeah, I'd let you talk to her. Like on the air? Sure.

I don't know if she'll talk to you, but I will let you... Well, if she talks to you, she'll talk to us. Yeah. You don't know that. It'd be a relief. All right, well maybe...

Give her a tool coin and she'll marry us. Maybe we'll give her a call after this break. Is she up now? What does she do? I don't know, man. We wore each other out all night

so she might still be asleep. Oh my God. I'm sure she loves being talked about like that. Is it true? She's walking on her off somewhere. Well, we'll call the local urgent cares after this and try to track her down. All right, well, quick break.

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We got access to the endless summer kegger, also known as the clam slam, and we will get you into some Weezer. That is all coming up. But first, your news. Allie, are you ready for a load of blob? Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. Maybe a front-runner for my new favorite sound clip of 2026.

And I'm ready. Are you ready for a load of blob? I've been eating loads of blob ever since I got pregnant. Yeah, you have. I think the big question this morning for a lot of people is why didn't we get more time with Dolly Parton? And I would put this on par with the death of Betty White, a person who is so universally loved by many. It has been fascinating to see all the old pictures and videos of her and realizing what she actually looked like. It's interesting to see her normal features before all the plastic surgery.

And you're like, huh, those were her teeth, huh? She had plastic surgery, Dolly? So what happened is the question. She had some health problems. She had some problems with her kidneys. There were some shows that she was going to do that she had to cancel. But then she was like, I'm right as rain, everybody. And then it turns out they confirmed that she had a brief battle with cancer.

She was put in the hospital on August 21st where she stayed and then eventually passed. And then this was the announcement that was made on her official Instagram by one of her family members and her security guard. Hey, everyone. My name is Brian Seaver, son of Cassie Parton, and I'm representing the Parton and Owens family today announcing the passing of my Aunt Dolly Rebecca Parton Dean, sister, sis, aunt granny to one generation and Gigi to the next. This video announcement is something Dolly asked of me years ago before I fully absorbed it as a future reality. As her head of security for more than two decades, a role my father Larry held before me,

I have imagined the heaviness of this moment but haven't truly felt it until now. Rest in peace, Aunt Dolly, Aunt Granny, Gigi. May God bless Dolly Parton, and may God bless you all. She will always love you. Isn't that so sad? I mean, it was much longer, and it was kind of weird. It was like, who the hell is this dude?

And obviously she kept her family employed She really gave back to her family And obviously to her community as well Because she opened up Dollywood and Pigeon Forge Tennessee She kept putting money back Into her hometown So you know the song Jolene Is already back to number one on the charts

There's also an unreleased song that was meant to be released On her 100th birthday So I imagine The right thing to do would be to wait Until she turns theoretically 100 Drop it in 20 years Drop it now for the fans.

No, it's for her 100. Let me ask you a question. It's going to sound stupid, but I do drive by these billboards that have her face on them still, and they always have some message of like, hey, be nice to each other. What is the brand there?

Is that a yogurt thing, or what is she promoting? What? You're asking me about a billboard that I haven't seen? There's billboards. No, Dolly Parton. These billboards I'm seeing,

what is that about? I don't know. It's Dolly's face. Be kind to one another. Yeah, who's paying for that? Like, is that just her saying, like, I want to spread the message of kindness? or is there a brand behind this?

It's a brand because they have William Shatner and, like, other people on it, too. Is that, like, AARP or something? Is that, like, celebrating old people? Well, look, I see it all the time. It's really... Maybe it's just a campaign to be nice to people. Yeah.

Oh, he took a video of it yesterday. He put it on his Instagram. Who's paying for that? Be nice to people? Where's the brand? I don't know. Can't you just accept that maybe there's just something nice in the world? I just thought that maybe Dolly was doing...

What is it, Kind Bars? What? What am I supposed to buy? What are you selling me, Dolly? It's at PassItOn.com. Pass It On. It's about STDs. Oh, all right.

Pass them on, baby. I'm in. I was just curious. I thought maybe she was paying out of her own pocket just to put up billboards just to be nice. I mean, I don't know if she was the one leading that cause, but she did put a bunch of money towards charity. So it would be like her to do that and do it not to just promote a new brand. I just went to PassItOn.com. Of which she had many.

PassItOn.com. It redirects you to Quiznos. See, I knew someone was behind this. I was just trying to figure out who it was. Be kind. Order Quiznos. I knew there was money here. There's an update to the air taxis that they've been trying to have ready by the time the Olympics roll around.

Apparently, there is a kind of a helipad that is being constructed here in L.A., and they have some updates on what the taxis are going to look like. They have 12 propellers on what looks like an alien drone, and confusion takes flight. Oh, it looks like an airplane. I mean, a helicopter. So what would you call it, a planicopter? It's a taxi. so man i hope that person's not flying it yes an air taxi for years now the word taxi has been

teetering on the verge of extinction but slapped a word air in front of it and suddenly jetsons jetsons are one step closer to becoming science non-fiction have you seen the new prototypes they look pretty badass i did see it they've been doing some like take like not flights really but they kind of lift it off the ground and then put it back down again They've been doing some of those. It looks... I mean, they've got a couple more years to figure it out. What are the chances that this is actually going to come to fruition?

Zero percent. I think it will if they're building a little helipad. You want to bet money right now, Allie? We can solve this bet easy peasy. When's the Olympics here? Two years? You think these are going to be operational by the Olympics? Yeah.

You do? I'm going to say first month that they're doing trials, there's going to be a huge accident. Yep. And then they're going to be like, okay, well, we were not ready for that. Let's go ahead and bring this back to the old drawing board. This is an issue for Jetpack Guy. We need him more than ever. Oh, totally.

Yeah, but jetpack guys, there's only one person. He can't do anything. This thing seats up to four people. Maybe he can carry people on his heels. Would you be comfortable? And I mean, if they approve this and it starts going into like regular people can ride it, would you ride a drone over LA? Yeah.

Hell yeah. I'm not afraid of being in the air. Right. Okay. I'm just saying you don't want to be one of the first hundred people. You don't care about it being tested for a little bit to see if it's... It will be tested. Okay.

It is being tested. All right. Fair enough. I don't believe it'll be operational by the Olympics. Let's make this interesting $50,000 $50,000 We have two years to find the money if we lose

I can build my own helicopter at that point That's exciting, that's an exciting bet right there There is a new scam to be aware of Fake party invitations If you want to feel like you're popular and you're getting invited to things by people that maybe you don't otherwise talk to too much

You mean a fake party like Klein's little party? That unfortunately was real Oh it was? A rager. That's what I heard. It's a cool invite that he put on the group chat. A lot of people still refer to it as the rager. So there are a lot of, I've been seeing these.

I don't know if you have. I've gotten a couple of invitations that are like from Evite or from, you know, all those different invitation sites. And they look legitimate. And it's like Jessica Dardane wants to invite you to her birthday party. And I'm like, who the hell? And I'm even looking up how I know this person because I worked with them years ago. And then I'm like, wow, that's lame that she has no friends and she's inviting me to her birthday party. But we all want to feel cool.

So then we click on the invite and then it downloads malware onto your computer. So they say to always check with the person on the side to say, did you invite me to something? Which also seems like a trap to be like, hey, did you invite me to something? And then everyone has to respond, no, I'm sorry. I didn't invite you to anything. You didn't make the cut. Yeah. But these, a lot of them are fake.

So if you're getting any kind of, and if you have kids and you're getting birthday party invitations all the time and you're like, you don't even know the name of the parents, they could look like scam emails right away. I don't know the name of the parents. I don't know the names of the kids. And I even said to my kids, do you know who Brunson is or something? And they're like, no, I don't think so. I'm like, all right, delete. And then they're like, hey, I missed my friend's birthday party. I was going to delete poor Beverly's birthday party invitation.

And apparently she's a real person and she turned five. Missed the whole thing. You didn't miss much, I bet. We get into a brand new hour of the show right now, and it's time for you to join us at the Endless Summer Kegger. If you're the 20th caller, 800-520-1067. No lamos. Let's go.