Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- Secondhand Cindy Correction, Ally's Parking and MORE

Episode Date: October 7, 2026

We'll get into an episode of Klein Alley's show in just a moment. But in the meantime, let's tell you about our absolute favorite place on the planet. Yep, that would be San Bernardino International Airport, where you can go through the airport process without waiting in long lines and overpaying for parking. Quick connections to the Bay Area and the world plus ski and snowboard in Provo from San Bernardino all winter long. Every other airport, you're going to be in long TSA lines. You're going to be miserable. You're going to say, oh, I've got to get there two, three hours before my flight, not at San Bernardino International Airport.

And now we send you on a direct flight into our podcast, which starts right now. Hey, what's going on, Granite and Ali? Are you ready? Who are back? I love Clarendallie, you little bitch. Cranan and Allie, it's just okay. Just don't like saying about you to that. Good morning, everybody.

Hey, what up, Clarnet Alley? Whoa, sweet David State. Did you see that? Meet about Clown Alley show. Let's get the still shouted. The show started. The show started. We are live in Los Angeles.

Three, two, one! And here we go. It's Clydeley Show. 106.7, KROQFM and HD. Pasadena, Los Angeles, Orange County. Oh, this is the world famous. Good morning. Welcome to your K Rock. It is another scorcher.

Wednesday here. Southern California, sweating. Highest balls outside. That is your official weather forecast for the day. But don't worry. We're going to say, thanks for listening by filling up your car, at the very least we can do, and then get you on a standby boarding list so we can fly you somewhere much cooler,

and that destination will be... Anywhere but here. A little land known as Ireland, where you'll be seeing Bonhaines, D.C. in a castle. I don't know if you've talked to people that do not live here, but when I complain about it, to people who live in other states, they go, yeah, it's hot here too. And I go, you don't know what hot is.

You shut your face. What is it, 80? 83. My wife thought it felt great yesterday. What? What's going on with her? She was just indoors, though? No, she was outside, and she said, this is the perfect temperature. I said, are you out of your effing line?

97 is the perfect temperature? It's like 105. My car said it was 105 where I was. She's sitting outside. Why would she say that? She's like tanning? Like she's in the sun? No, not in the sun.

Not in the sun, but she was having a heat stroke and she said this is the perfect temperature for heat stroke. She was just sitting in the shade, but outside, and she goes, this feels great. I don't know what everyone's pitching about. This is like those people on Everest that they get, they're like about to die and they have hypothermia. So they just start taking all their clothes off and going, this is wonderful. Yeah, I think that I think she must have been at that point. But then like, and then last night she's like, I didn't sleep. It's too hot.

I can't sleep. I'm like, I know. It's at a point now where the heat just collects inside of my house all day. Just collects and collects and then slowly as the try to sleep at night. It doesn't matter how I try to crank that. I push that button down so low with my thumb. Jam it down. keep going lower.

And eventually the house just fights the AC and it just stays at like a nice uncomfortably warm, heavy temperature. I know. And at least, sometimes there are days where it's hot, but then it gets nice and chill at night. But I was walking in here.

That's like five in the morning. It's already 75 degrees. It's gross. Here we are. Together again, it's going to be a decent day. We at least think for you because we've got lots to give you,

as we mentioned spots on the standby boarding list and final tickets for you to go to that little private K. a truck show at 30 Head so you can jump in the pool at Morango Casino Resort and Spa. I'm sure that would be nice for you as well. So we have that to look forward to and a bunch of other things too. It's the return of mash tags today and some surprises. But right now, what a way to kick things off.

That's a surprise. This will be a surprise to Miles who didn't schedule it. But regardless, let's listen to it together anyway on the world famous Cairo Q. All that gunfire is making me think of someone very special to the show, secondhand Cindy. Oh, she's been shot once or twice. Many times. And now people are starting to get a chance to catch up on her life story video up on our Instagram, McLean Alley's show. Already, the reviews are in, and they are rave reviews for Second Hand Cindy's Life Story,

which we purchased for three buzz balls, carton of cigarettes, and some chicken wings. Hi. I'm so happy that you guys have secondhand Cindy. She's so amazing. I mean, there's so many messages now of praise for her and just how. interesting her life is, which... So he did, the morning crew. Excuse me, uh, sore voice.

I'm getting over a cold. But, uh, I'm catching up on the show for that episode with secondhand Sydney. And my God, her story is incredible. Like, we haven't even broken the surface yet. Now, we haven't even gotten to the stories we know about. The whole reason we wanted to buy her life is because of the stories we knew about. We haven't even gotten there yet. She's just given us the preamble, the origin.

stories, and even those are good. Yeah, we have highlights and low lights of Cindy's life, but now we have background. And we're laying the foundation. So any good superhero, got to find out what made them that way. Yeah. Why is Captain America Captain America? I am so glad that you guys are providing this

platform for her, because talk about a story that needs to be told. Y'all need to, like, take that showper time episode and shop that around, minus client's really dumb queatheel. All right. Yeah, that could have not been there.

What joke? What joke? Allie's question. It was not my question. Klyne was like, Ali wants to know if you've ever had to quefe into a breathalizer. It's not what I said. That's pretty much what she said. You're changing the verbiage of it so much to make it sound crass.

It was not a crass question. It was an intellect. She had to, a lot of times because of all of her DUIs, Omar, she had to blow into a hose to start her car. Right? I get that. And I was asking me if she ever used other parts of her body to blow into the hose. Which is exactly what I just said.

You said it in a very, crass way, and I said in a very inquisitive way. And she answered the question. Yes, she did. And you didn't even have the confidence, so you just put it on me like I wanted to know. And then Cindy was like, what did you want to know, Allie, about my quebs? And I was like, nothing. That was the best part. That is not making it into the book.

I do want to, before I play all of the people that are just praising the chat about second and Cindy. And not the joke. Are there any other comments about the show? A lot of people thought it was a great question. Second Anthony did want to correct us about something that's wrong. And it's important if we get her life story out there to the general public. We get it done right. And she already has her first retraction.

Hey, guys, it's me. Listen, I watched the podcast with me in it. And I have to tell you guys something. I wasn't doing 210 miles an hour on the freeway. I was doing 120 on 15 when I hit the 2. 2-10. Oh, okay, this got jumbled. I asked her to clarify

because she claimed she was going 210, and I thought she meant she was driving 210 miles an hour while hammered. Well, we were like, I didn't know cars went that fast, and she was like, they did back then. Yeah, but I think she gets confused sometimes because of all the alcohol and everything else.

It's what I meant to say. Sorry. And you're right, Klein. I don't know any car that goes 210 that you can drive. I was going 110, 120, on 15. Still very fast.

Oh, yeah, it's the fastest. Going 120. I think it's as high as it goes. You can, and I slowed it down to about 80. And then that's when I decided to pass on the fast lane. Anyway, sorry, but I'm going to call in every time I make a mistake. So I'll talk to you guys too. And sorry, I love you, babe.

I'm so happy for you. Oh, thank you. That's a second in Cindy. You know, and it was wonderful. because when she left the studio, I think for about five or six hours afterwards, it still smelled like cigarettes. It still does now, I think. Every time I come in, I say, this place smells like it's a lot more fun than it actually is.

It's comforting. When she left, she didn't get far because she left her phone. Yes. She left so many things. And she left her scooter in the elevator, and the scooter was going up and down the elevator. You kidding me? Vanessa claims when Second Nsini arrived here, she got out of the elevator and couldn't get her scooter out in time. So the elevator just took off again with her scooter.

And Vanessa had to ride the elevator, which Vanessa does anyway, because she thinks it's fun. Yeah. But she had to ride the elevator up and down a bunch of floors to find the one with the scooter in it. It was like a cartoon. Yeah, so it's hard. Even us putting this stupid thing together, it takes a lot of effort. And then, yes, she did leave. We did our goodbyes.

And then, I don't know, 20 minutes later, she somehow, Jake came up and he goes, I think she's pacing outside looking for her phone. Yeah, there was a pile of really important things that were just sitting on top of our fridge. Anyway, a lot of, once again, praise pouring through for secondhand Cindy. And you can see all of that footage up on the Instagram. It's only part one of a multi, multi-part interview that we'll be doing. We're not going to post all of it. A lot of it left the way until the movie gets released.

Yeah, we don't want to release everything. We have to compile first. And some people, by the way, are saying that they would like to invest in this to make it happen. 7-1-4. So I'd like to become an investor in the documentary. I'll add six more buzz balls. Oh, great. I think we're done with our buzzball currency.

part of the project, but maybe they could sponsor. She left some of them here. Yeah, well, she was afraid she would tip over on the scooter because of the weight, the weight distribution. Right. Because she had all the family-sized buzzball, so I think she brought two with her, and she left two here for balance. Okay. Because we gave her a bonus travel-sized buzz ball. Well, we have to incentivize her to keep coming back, so she's going to get more cigarettes and more buzzball.

Yeah, if our sales department is listening and you haven't figured out a way to secure a buzzball account, courtesy of the second-hand Cindy project, I don't know what you're doing. We've got to take a break. We come back in a moment with an easy hundred-dollar. of Ali's money if you want it. All you've got to do is call right now and claim it. The number is 8005-20167. The questions are easy today. Easier than most days. So if you're awake and even slightly, I mean, I'm going to say... Cindy level coherent. Slightly and incoherent. You could probably get at least three of these questions right. Take Ali's money. Call now, play next on K-Rock. Stuff happening in the world. Perhaps you know about it. Perhaps you don't. But if you do,

and you know more than Ali, she's forced to give you some of her money. She absolutely hates this part of the show, which makes we love it even more. We say good morning now to your contestants today. Which puts us in Corona. This is Betty. Good morning, Betty, and welcome to K. Rock. Hi. Hi, good morning. Good morning.

Routing for you, as always, Allie will leave the K.Rock Studios, sequester herself out there in the halls. Forcing coworkers to small talk in the halls, which is the worst part of their day as well. She is, oh boy, everyone's running. When she comes out, it's like that scene in Jurassic Park. See all the water shaking.

People are moving. Go, go, go. Hide your food. It's time for your round. Allie knows the news. It's the Betty edition, and it starts right now. Allie knows the news. Question number one.

The Emmy Awards are leaving broadcast television, and will be seen where, starting in 27, where will you be able to see or not see the Emmy Awards? I'm going to say Peacock. Peacock. The question number two. This woman that is, has been on death row, has survived two attempts of her execution.

Her last name was Pike. What is her current situation right now? There's been an update in the story of Christina Pike, but what is her current situation right now? She's awake and she's breathing and they are not going to put her to death. Okay. Awake and breathing after a second attempt. I know she was in a coma last we checked, but you believe currently she is awake and breathing. We will update that story in a moment with the answers.

We've got a question number three right now. Question number three. A woman, video surface of a woman who's accused of doing what on an American Airlines flight? She was pleasuring herself. Wow. You do know the news. We go to question number four right now. This is getting good.

The Dodgers are currently in a series right now. They have not won the series yet, but what is the current score of the series the Dodgers are currently competing in. Like how many games have they won so far? I believe it's 3 and 0. 3 and 0. All right. Great. They won't make the 1 3 so far.

And we go to this final question. I'm getting to a point now where I really can no longer read my handwriting and it's gotten so bad that I always write extra questions down because I never know what we'll need if this goes to a tie. And I can read none of these questions, but I did say it would go easy. So let's go easy. Currently, this is currently as of right now. What is the temperature at LAX Airport?

72. 72. All right. It's going to be a hot one today. It's already started hot. We'll find out together. Let's bring Allie in and score it together. All technically things in the news.

Ali is re-entering the K-Rock Studios right now. Allie? Yes. Wow, you're looking big today, huh? No. That shirt hides nothing. It's too much. Allie is pregnant.

You don't want to be pregnant during a heat wave. If you could avoid that, probably. Think about how angry you are in the heat and then think about it being 10 times more uncomfortable. Go to question number one right now. The Emmy Awards are no longer going to be on broadcast television. Where will you have to watch the Emmy Awards, starting in 2027, if you care to watch? The app that always crashes Amazon Prime Video.

She said Peacock. Allie's up won early. It is going to Amazon Prime Video. We go to question number two, Allie's up won nothing. This woman, Christina Pike. Yes. Two failed execution attempts. Last we checked she was in a coma.

What is the current situation with this prisoner that was on death row? She's up. She's up. She's talking. She's getting medical care. So that is exactly what Betty said. It is remarkable, really, because the amount of poison that has been shoved into this woman's veins, and she's got to be evil reincarnated, the fact that you can't even kill her with poison.

It's crazy. Yeah, I know. Now they don't know what to do. They're like, should we just mur? Like life sentence? or should we do old school electric chair? She wanted a firing squad. Yeah, but they can't give the person what they want.

So I think you've got to give her some unhealthy food for a while, and eventually, over the long run, she'll die of high cholesterol. That's the key. Diabetes, it's a slow killer. Question number three, Ali's still up one as we go to question number three right now. A woman, a video has surfaced now of a woman accused of doing what on an American Airlines flight. Is this the one where she was pleasuring herself? Ah, that is exactly what Betty said.

and that is the correct answer. Accused of and now video backs up the claim. This woman... I think it was in response to the other guy, right? Oh, no, I think a guy did it. I don't know if she did it as a protest. I think she just was bored and had some time to kill. Well, it's a lot more discreet.

When a girl does it, all you need is a blanket and no one can tell what you're doing. Well, everyone could tell what she was doing. We've got a question number four right now. All he's still up one. Dodgers are in the middle of a heated series right now. What is the current score record of this series? that they're in right now.

They are winning the series 2 to 1, I believe. Ah, you've got themselves a win. A couple of a home runs made that happen, and that is the correct answer. Sadly, Betty thought 3-0, which is what I think everyone predicted it would have been at this point, but the Dodgers are up 2-1 right now. Series continues, and we go to this final question. What is the current temperature right now at LAX Airport? What's the current temperature at LAX?

That's the final question. I would make it easy today. That's not easy. That's very easy. It's supposed to know the exact temperature at LAX right? know? Everybody knows this. It's well known. I'm going to tell you right now, Betty guessed it, and she's right.

Are you kidding me? No, not kidding. 78. No, 72. Betty, congratulations. Sadly, we add it all up. Allie still beat you by one. Congratulations, you still lost. But she knew the weather at LAX. That's a minor win. You know the weather at LAX.

Betty, what must you shamefully admit over the airways of K-Rock? Go ahead. Hi, my name is Betty from Corona, and Ali And there's the news. Tomorrow morning at this exact time, you call in, you play, you win. We've paid out, excuse me, she's paid out thousands of dollars to people that have beaten her. And this could be your chance right around this time tomorrow on KROQ. A worthy opponent.

Phones open now if you need them. 805-20-1067. Kay Rock, find Allie Show. Good morning. If you need us, we're here for you. In just a moment, we'll talk about why you should never let Allie plan your evening, especially if you plan on going to see Mumford and Sons at the forum. You don't want to alley in charge of that trip at all

because, boy, oh boy, the shed backfire. By the way, this story, are you going to think you've heard this before? It's because insert... This was not my fault this time. It's always your fault. It's always your fault because you're always trying to cheap out and you try to get ahead of it and you have...

You have no idea how much more I could have cheaped out. Well, that's a sad statement because you have... This was me splurging. But you realize, and Omar will, I don't know if he's heard this yet, because I heard you bitching about it off the air and saying how ungrateful your wife was. Well, that's true regardless.

But you have basically done the same thing that you've done now. I can list just from memory alone, four different locations where you have been, had the same exact thing happened to you. So the last time, the Trubor, it happened. Happened at the airport. Happened at the Trubidor.

It happens to you whenever you go out. There's a problem. There is a problem. And the problem is you. The problem is that there are a lot of scams out there when it comes to parking in Los Angeles for venues. Parking has gotten so astronomically expensive. And of all of the things that have been, quote, inflated on us,

I think we can all agree that the most annoying is the parking, the most egregious is the parking, because in some ways, yes, you need it because you want to leave your car somewhere and drive your car, but it feels like you're not getting any of the... If the price of a ticket goes up, you feel like I'm at least getting some of the glory because I'm going to see the show. The car, you're just leaving it somewhere.

Exactly. So it's annoying. One thing I hate paying for is parking. I effing hate paying. just for a space for my car temporarily. And I think, yeah, the Trubidor, there's places where it's tough to find parking, Hollywood Bowl, etc.

The Forum, Dome, SoFi, Trinity is the worst as far as parking prices. They make up numbers like, I saw prices for $250 to park your car, and not even close, not even in the general parking lots. You get anywhere even, like, within a mile of Inglewood, and you start seeing people that are making their own little signs and saying they're selling their driveway.

Yeah, parking my driveway and I'm going, it still tells me on driving, it's going to take me 24 minutes to get there. I can only imagine what walking is going to take me to get there if I park here. But you start freaking out because those numbers just keep getting higher and higher. So, and it's interesting because we just did Allie knows the news. I did not have to give $100, but I am now fighting with somebody over $100. And it's going to take weeks, I think, to resolve. because last night Mumford and Sons played at the forum. My wife and I wanted to go.

At the last minute, I had an injury. I couldn't go. So my wife decided to go by herself. Had an injury, clear. Right mirror. No. Did you just look at your face? Am I injured?

No. And no, pregnancy is not an injury. In a lot of ways, it feels like it. What was the injury? I just, I screwed up at the gym, and I upped my weights, and I shouldn't have and I hurt myself. Oh, God. I was that person.

Yeah, I tweaked something. It hurts a lot. So I realized. I'm not supposed to be doing that. Aren't you like at that level of pregnancy now or that I think it just pop out of you? No. I can still do stuff.

You sure? I had a big barbell over my neck across my shoulders. I'm just doing some squats. I don't know. Something in there. Your other muscle? Something in there that's not working right.

Really? Yeah, there's stretching happening and icy hot. The thing is when you're pregnant, you can't do anything fun to fix it. There's no muscle relaxers. There's no painkillers. There's no hot bath. All that stuff I can't do.

Anyway. I'm doing some sushi. I can't do that either. That is the thing that helps the most when you injure it. At the last minute, I was like, I don't think I can stand or sit for long periods of time. Katie, why don't you just go and have fun? And I will take care of it. I will leave your name at the box office and I will find parking for you.

Because she will find the most convenient thing, which is always the most expensive thing. And she'll come back and tell you, but by the way, got a great spot. I paid a guy $500 cash. Exactly. And you're like, why would you do that?

And I'm like, oh my God. So I have to do it myself. So I go on my sites and there is nothing. There's nothing in the forum parking lot. There's nothing at Sofi I can buy. There's nothing in the regular parking areas. Then I go to another website

where there's all these kind of back lot weird places that are like 20 bucks here, 40 bucks here. But I've been burned by that before because I've gotten to those lots. and there are no spots available, there's no attendant, and I've had these problems. By the way, you've had every time you have this problem.

Not every time. You just told a story of you at the Hollywood Bowl where you pulled into the lot you thought you bought a ticket at, and they're like, we have no spots, and then you ended up driving another two miles away to find a spot. This is a story you just told this like a month ago, less. So this, I went to a better site this time, and I still paid $100, $105 for a general parking.

at the forum parking pass you thought you were getting in the lot at the form the lot right the regular general parking lot there is a little thing on the map it's right there i'm making it convenient for my wife i am paying more than i should pay for parking i didn't get the $23 one on prairie boulevard which is really really far down that's a mile and a half i know that lot yeah i didn't do that one i did the $105 one to be a nice person and say hey i'm making it convenient for you i went on a website that I know and that everybody knows that has been used millions of times and there was 100% guarantee that my parking pass was valid and then I get a phone call from my wife at 845 15 minutes before Mumford is supposed to take the stage because it's taken her two hours to get there in traffic

and she said my parking pass has been deactivated it doesn't work it will not scan the parking attendant said that this pass has been scanned already and that a lot of these third-party sites will sell parking passes to multiple people and whoever gets their first wins. What? Is that surprise you? Yes, with this website, it does. You're on a third-party website. Yes, but it's like...

But this one is a big one. Thank you, Omar, it is. It's not seat geek. No, I'll just tell you, it's vivid seats. It's similar to seat geek. Is that one of the big ones? It's like seat geek, vivid seats, stub hub, all those ones are very big. If you're getting scam, though.

If you're falling for the parking scam, I promise you there's other people that also bought something on one of these sites that also realized that, oh, I bought tickets, but someone had me also bought the same ones and already got in. Well, I imagine that scammers take control of these sites. They put maybe a million parking passes on the site. They sell them all, and vivid seats doesn't realize that they're all the same parking pass. One of the most frustrating problems to have when you get to a venue, because usually you're pressed for time. She was. You're trying to, you're finally getting in. And there's just that feeling of getting through all the traffic and even pulling into the lot.

You're like, I did it. My nightmare is over now. It took her 30 minutes to go 0.4 miles. Like it was one of those things where you're not moving for a very long time. Then she's trying to argue with them and saying, hey, I bought this pass or my dumb wife bought this pass, whatever. And they're like, turn around. Go away. Go to Sofi.

Sorry, nothing I can do doesn't scan. So it takes her another 45 minutes just to get around to the other side to go to Sofi. And they charged her $150 for a parking spot. And so now I have paid $105 and $150. Oh, man. That's a total of $255. And then last night I spent a lot of my time not being able to sleep because I was on customer service chat with somebody about this. And they're opening an investigation that's going to take three to five business days.

And there's a lot of forms I got to fill out. This is not going to end well for you. And I'm the issue most people are just going to give up and say I lost the hundred bucks. Andy, I'm K. Rock. Good morning. Hi. Hey, what's up guys? It's Andy. L.A. Mush. I won the Bufferin a Sun Ticket a couple weeks ago for me guys. Oh, so you were there last night.

I was there last night. It was a mess, especially with Bruno Mars next door, so far. That was the problem, is that there was a show at every venue. Of course. That's another guy on my enemy list. Bruno Mars. How is Bruno Mars on your enemy list? Yeah, well, because of exactly what happened last night.

Anytime he does a show anywhere, Ruins the, I didn't really, just because he's popular and people want to see him. Yes, yes, horny moms and young kids dancing around to Bruno F and Mars. It's like thunder from down under when Bruno

Mars is in time. How annoying is that? You're going to a Mumford and Sun show. You can't get parking. And the reason you can't get parking is because of Bruno F and Mars. Is that what happened to you? Yep, yeah,

I ended up, I pulled into the first forum parking lot. They told me near the parking pass. I said, what? So I pulled back out, went over to the prairie side. And the kid was like,

yeah, $55 bucks. and I park right in front. Great. Cool. Thanks for that. What's next? This is this is going to be all stories of...

Well, that's the other thing is I wasn't there to finagle. This is why I tell you. If it comes to parking, and this is my hack for everyone, cash is king. I know you want to get a parking pass. Most places, most of those people that are running these lots, they honestly, they're getting paid minimum wage to keep an eye on the lot. They don't take your money out.

They don't give an F about your parking pass or your permit. They know realistically it's going to be chaos in that lot. And to be completely honest. You carry a little cash. You start at 50, you start at 40 even. And then they go, there's nothing I can do. You get up to 60. I'm sorry, sir, it's full.

All right, I'm at $80. Maybe you even tap out of a hundred. You're still back to the original hundred you were going to spend, but at least you know you're getting put in, you're in the lot. And these guys are happy. They pocket some money. Everybody wins. Cash is king.

But my wife is not a shady person. She doesn't feel comfortable doing that stuff. She's got to get shady. And they told her that there was no space in the lot, that there couldn't even sell her a parking ticket because there's no spots left. Dave, you're on K. Rock. Good morning. Hi. Hey, good morning, everybody. Good morning, Klein and Alley.

It's amazing that you, no one has brought this up in terms of parking for, I guess, forum, YouTube theater. And I think so this would work for so far as well. You can park at the Hollywood Casino for any of those shows for free. You can park for free. If you park on the first floor, it's valet parking. so that cost you five bucks. If you park on anywhere from the second to the fifth floor, you can park for free.

I've done it several times to go see shows at the forum. At the forum, it's about a mile and a half walk. So, Allie, you should not do that right now in your state. Especially with this heat wave. People dying on the side of the road. It's injury. I mean, yes, with the heat wave. That's good to know.

Listen, by the way, that's a better. Hold on a minute. But you have to take a ticket and everything to get in there. This guy says no. Maybe we're going to go and play a hand of blackjack or something. You know, I park in that parking lot of times, and I don't think they, yeah, they don't give you a ticket or anything like that. I think he could just park. I think he's right.

Good to know. Cash or that. Or you can just take an Uber or one of those little scooters. Yeah, there you go. No. We're trying to talk. Damn it, Bruno Mars. God.

323 is like Bruno is awesome. Stop hating. Oh, God. Bruny. All right. People are very angry listening to this. Allie, Vivid seats is not reliable. They screwed us over trying to buy acoustic Christmas tickets last year.

Now, I understand. You should have gone to the pro-Marsha. People are recommending other third-party sites. Drivewaypass.com, parkwiz.com. I've used all of these. I've been burned by all. Someone's got to solve this problem because I think it has got it. It's true sporting events, venues as well.

It's the same crap. By the way, I thought they were supposed to build some sort of mega-juggernaut parking lot situation over there. They never got around to it or what? I think they're still building it? Are they building it? I don't know what's going on, man. All I know is we've got too many things happening in L.A. And it was a Tuesday.

And you should let everyone know if Bruno Mars is coming to town. That should be bigger news so that no one tries to go anywhere. It should be, yes, one of the presidents in town. We got to take a break. We come back in a moment with your actual news. The president's in town. It's the same. Shutting down all the free lines.

Bruno Mars is here. He's just landed. We will come right back with more show. after this on K Rock. K. Rock, we are Klein Alley's show. A little bit later this morning. One of us will be on the hot seat for some annoyamus, where we get to anonymously say the things about this person that annoy us,

and bad news for Postmaster Johnny, but today is his day. So a lot of people on the show have changed our voices. He won't know who said what, but here's just what you can look forward to a little bit later with anonymous Postmaster Johnny. I just can't stand looking at your face. The vapid look. It's just getting old. So there's a lot of things about Johnny that annoy us, and it's, you know, you could just talk behind someone's back, and we do that too, but it's always better when you say it right to their face.

Well, and he's got that Gen Z stare. I know that there are things that are frustrating about Johnny, and if any listeners would like to chime in with things they'd like to submit, you can do that too. So we won't know who said what because the voices have been changed to protect the commenters. I get it. You like the guitar, but do you have to play the guitar while we're doing middines? We won't know who said what? Why do you do this to me? Who is that?

I literally changed my voice, though. I know. No, but I was hoping that he would also do that little filter on me. So I was doing double filter. Every voice has been changed. Except mine. He doesn't know who said this. You've been leaving work early a lot lately.

And your excuses are getting worse and worse every time. Last time you just said my landlord and walked away. So we don't know who says anything. I think that was Vanessa. We don't know who's saying anything. It is so ad-doid. And I don't know how everyone's so calmly. just talking, I can barely

focus. Once again, voices have been changed. We don't know who that is. You shouldn't take credit for your comment, Vanessa, because now he knows it's you. That was you changing your voice, Vanessa? Yeah. It sounds like you.

She didn't need to change her own voice. We have the ability to do that, but yet every one of her comments starts like this. Another thing, I don't know. You do different voices for every one of them? We don't know who. I was trying to do filter on filter, but of course mine gets left alone. Well, I thought it was already changed.

I didn't know who this was. You did the work for us. Yeah, thank you for that. Another thing I don't like, if I ask, hey, can you post this now? It is literally now, not five minutes from now. Who said that? Then you lose the voice. It sounds like Barry White.

Who that is? Anyway, well, that's coming up later this morning. a little anointeous with Postmaster Johnny. Right now, though, you're new. Grab your adderol. It's time for ADD News. She's the bad lady who just won't die. Krista Pike was sentenced to death when she was 18 for killing her classmate brutally.

Now she's 50 years old. They're finally getting around to executing her. And this is all happening in Tennessee, but it doesn't work. They have given her two lethal injection doses at this point. She miraculously survived. They say this is a miraculous survival story, but instead of dying, she just said her arm hurt and started snoring.

Then eventually she did go into a coma, but now almost a week later, she's up. They said, against all odds, she's conscious speaking and continues to receive critical medical care despite the severe damage she endured to her arms. She's still handcuffed and shackled to the bed, and her recovery is medically unprecedented. And they said her prognosis is unclear, but at the minimum, we expect a long recovery.

And I think it's interesting that they're going to spend all of this time and effort to rehabilitate her and get her better to then what, potentially kill her again? Medically unprecedented. Somebody here clearly screwed up. Well, they do say that they believe the problem is that they screwed up the IV and it caused the pentobarbital to flow into her body instead of her bloodstream. Oh, man. Are you kidding? That's the thing. That's the most important part. Yes. And then they said there was another botched lethal injection in this state earlier this year where they couldn't find a vein.

So they were like, I guess we'll just give you an extra year to live. I still think that the lethal injection is too humane of a way to send someone out that killed someone else. And what I actually think would be a much better psychological thing would be to drop these people in the middle of the ocean, the deep ocean. And just let them for days. Because the reality is if they are somehow miraculously able to swim to shore or get saved or ride a dolphin or something, then they earn their freedom. But the reality is they will have a lot of pretty scary-ass nights while they wait to get eaten by a shark. Or you do like gladiators, you know, put them all in a ring together and be like one of you. Here's what you do.

You know that lady that ran over that puppy? Yeah. You get this lady in a parking lot and you give her a van. One by one. One by one. She's just constantly running people over. Monster truck rally. She just goes over every single one of them. Because this should have been a foolproof method, but if they can't even find the goddamn vein, then what are we doing here?

I know, and it seems like a pretty simple process. How often do you give blood, get blood drawn, right? Finding a vein seems like something a basic human without a brain injury can do. I think like you learn that the first day of nursing school. There's the vein. Well, and if that's your job, your job is the lethal injection person. Right. That's your one job is to lethally inject somebody and you can't do it. Does she get the last meal this many times now? Does she get a final meal three? Maybe that's why she's doing it. Man, that's enough to keep me going.

What's your meal? The antidote. If I fight through... Stop asking for the antidote. It's messing up my sister. This is my hack. Oh, she got a second. She said chicken figures in an antidote.

We're screwed. Haunted houses are popping up all over the place, but apparently they're... This is why we can't have nice things. Because, yes, there are... In this case, it's a family that's doing a haunted house on their own private property. and they are now not sure if they want to keep it open because a bunch of teenagers went and assaulted all of the people that are supposed to scare all the customers.

Oh, no. There's nothing spooky about this. A local business says their haunted house actors were hit, pushed, and even touched inappropriately on Saturday by guests coming through the haunted house. We had multiple kids, whether it was getting touched, punched, pushed their head against the wall, their private areas hit.

I called for our security and I was like, I need somebody to come in through the exit. We got to get this group out. So now who's scaring who? Because the workers are going, I'm scared. I can't work this job anymore. I'm getting hit in the face and touched in the privates. This was one of the kids in question. Another thing I don't like is being touched by children in the haunted house.

I'm with you on that one. And now for some basic bitch news, the Starbucks holiday menu has been released. And this is a yearly tradition that people are. upset about it. It wouldn't be Christmas without Starbucks holiday outrage. And they haven't even had a chance to be upset about the holiday cups yet. But there are new items like the Taramisu Velvet Latte

with Mars Capone cold foam. You have the Taramisu Velvet Cold Brew and the Apple Pomegranate refresher. But what people are upset about is that there is no chestnut preline latte being brought back this year. They brought back a lot of the other things like the peppermint

mocha, the caramel brulee latte, the sugar cookie latte and the gingerbread chai, but a lot of the basic vitches out there are upset that their fave, the chestnut praline latte, is not returning this year. You know it's waste any time with this nonsense? It's Don Francisco's the official coffee, the Klein Alley Show. It's just coffee. Just good coffee right here, brood right here in Los Angeles.

You don't have to add a bunch of crap to it. They don't need to add pomegranate. They just give you good taste in coffee, and that's what fuels us every morning. Sublime now, a new hour starts next on K Rock.