Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- Show Dolls, Ally's Parking and MORE

Episode Date: September 1, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey, what's going on, Klein Alley?

Are you ready? I love Klein Alley, you little bitch. Klein Alley, it's just okay. There's no such thing as balling into that. Good morning, everybody. Hey, what up, Klein Alley? Whoa, sweet divot steak, did you see that? Viva Klein Alley Show.

Let's get the show started. The show started. The show started. We are live in Los Angeles. Three, two, one. And here we go. It's the Klein Alley Show. Low 6.7, KROQFM and HD Pasadena.

Los Angeles, Orange County. The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles. This is the world famous KROQ. Oh, hell yeah. Good morning. Welcome to September. It is the first of a brand new month, which means perhaps you got rent due. That sucks. That does suck.

As your friendly reminder, rent is due. Sucks on a Tuesday. Sucks. Sucks to suck, Jake. Well said. Sucks to suck. I bet landlords are like, oh, this is the best day ever. Omar, as a landlord, is the first of the month like the best day for you?

I don't even notice it. Everything's just automatic. You don't check? You're not constantly checking, rolling around in your stacks of cash? I have pretty good tenants. I have one tenant that always pays me, like, three to four days before it's due. And then I have a tenant that, you know, I do a five-day grace period because I'm nice like that. So they always pay me within that window.

Must be nice. I was a landlord. I'd come for them and break their legs. What? It's 12.01 a.m. Where's the check? September 2nd. Kick it to the curb.

It's going to Tanya Harding you right now if you don't give my money. But it's not even the first yet. It's 31 days in this month. Leave me alone. Well, that's why we don't have that job, and we're just sitting here talking for the next four hours. Plus, if you need us, phone's text line, 800-520-1067. What's in it for you today?

Great question. OhanaFest tickets, yes. Ocean Way Festival tickets, yes. We'll get you into Universal Studios. Halloween Horror Nights as well. We got that for you. And, of course, Endless Summer Kegger. In fact, let's start the show by inviting you to the Endless Summer Kegger.

If you'd like to join us on Thursday, looking for you right now at 800-520-1067 right now. Kegs. No games needed. Just looking for good people that want to hang out on Thursday. And the answer is you may need an excuse because I think we're starting this thing in the... It's going to be one of them sunset shows. So we're going to be starting this thing around 4 or 5 in the afternoon.

It's going to roll straight up through the wee hours of 8 p.m. And if you would like to get in on that, then you can go ahead and give us a call immediately so we can go ahead and get your spots locked in. For the rest of you, I recommend you just listen to everything that happens on the show today Because at some point later this morning, there will be a quiz. It's a pop quiz, and it will test your knowledge of everything that takes place over the next four hours. So any stupid thing that's said, any goat line message we play, any guest that pops in here, any time Allie accidentally says something racist or Vanessa misspeaks,

it all could be answers to questions that happen later this morning. It could get you into the kegger, all right? And when we thought of those hours, we thought of you and traffic. Yeah. Because these other shows, they'll start at, like, 7. No, they're not thinking about traffic. And they know that you're going to be sitting there in traffic forever. This is kind of before rush hour and after rush hour.

You're going to be leaving when it's all done. That was our big plan. And we've got plans. You know, our plan originally was just give everyone a funner summer. That was the thought. And now we're running, you know, summer's technically over, I guess. I mean, I don't know when the official last day of summer is, but as far as we're concerned, it all ends after Labor Day. Labor Day weekend, yeah.

And so we had a bunch of stuff we were trying to do. One of those things was a kegger. It was going to be in my backyard. Too many people wanted to go, so we said, let's throw a proper kegger. And then there's someone on the show who I don't think we've heard from on their Funner Summer updates. Hey, so you guys are all talking about Funner Summer. What is Omar doing? Because I thought he was supposed to be out on a boat.

He actually, like, kind of talked about going on, oh, yeah, I'm just going to rent some jet skis and go to Catalina. I've always wanted to do that. And keep in mind, that didn't turn out very well for a few people that got lost out in the ocean. so what are you being a little bitch not getting on the on the water by the way i do have a boat so you know i don't think we can do it before son or farmer ends but hey she's calling you a little bitch omar uh yeah i'm a little bitch because uh i did a little bit of the research and uh it's about an hour and a half in the middle of the ocean and i was like i don't know about that how long did you think it would take to get to catalina on a jet i don't know man a half hour something

like that? No, I know someone who did it, and I think it's quite a journey. We went on a speedboat. That thing went, I think, an illegal We were going 100 miles an hour, and it still took us an hour to get there. That was horrible. That was probably my worst boat experience ever. So looking into it, it was

going to turn out to be a bad experience, so I decided to pass on that. You could jet ski or go in the water and do something else. You don't have to go to Catalina. No, yeah, I agree. And also, I've been busy working on the weekends. You know how I do. Blah, blah, blah. This doesn't sound like fun or summer.

What about you, Jake? You were supposed to do a drug you've never done. I'm doing it this weekend. Oh, you are? Okay. I got it in a little jar. I'm ready. Why don't you do it at the Fun or Summer in Kegger when we put you in the dunk tank and

we bathe you? That's going to be too much. I won't be able to make it home. All right. He's going to do a brand new drug while sitting in a dunk tank. He's going to freak the F out. Matt in Moreno Valley, good morning. Oh, hell yeah.

What's up, fine? You are the 20th caller, so you're going to be with us on Thursday. Congratulations. Woo! Oh, yeah, I got my shucker ready. All right. I don't know what that's about. What does that mean?

I don't know if we can say that. For the clam slam. Oh, for the clam slam. Oh. That's right. Yeah, I don't know if there's... That's good. I forgot what we're calling it then.

That's right. Thank you. The greatest jokes are the ones you got to really think about. Gorillas Now, the show continues in moments on KROQ. Hold on. Here we go. Hit it. Look at me.

It's K-Rock. We are Klein Ali's show. Thank you, Gorillas, if you were recovering from Muse last night, or perhaps you were K-Rock for almost Monday performing at the In-N-Out Sound Space. Well, I get it. You are in full recovery mode today, and that's okay, because we are in the middle of Jason, which means it's the greatest stretch of months of the year,

and that means fun upon fun upon fun. We've got keggers, we've got festivals, we'll get you into everything today. But I did not know, and I'm thrilled in a moment, if you're not watching on YouTube now, it would be a good time to check us out, because we're streaming live there, that we would come in today to a surprise, a good surprise. Usually the surprises when you come into K-Rock involve the following. The AC's broken.

Phones are down. Roaches. Roaches is no longer a surprise because it's commonplace. Phone bill hasn't been paid. Tip bowling. Clogged toilets situation where we're down to zero toilets. It happens. I don't think it happens in the ladies' room as much as the guys' room here.

Oh, no, it's great in there. But the guys' room, best case scenario, you're at one of two. There's only two. One is at a best case dysfunction, usually zero. In fact, yesterday after the show, I was trying to go in there, and Johnny came out. He goes, dude, I'm warning you, do not go in there. Don't even, don't, do not. You do not even enter.

Do they clog every day? He said it's a bad situation in there. You don't even want to go in. It was a ridiculous smell. It was not a clog. It was terrible. Well, I'm sure it was a clog because it always usually starts with a clog. But Johnny said to me, he's like, don't go in.

I thought Johnny was responsible, and he blamed it on some guy from the news station. Is that why you guys go to other bathrooms? You have to. You have no choice. Because there's more odds. Thank God there's an orthodontist up on the 16th floor. Everyone's dumping out on the orthodontist. These dudes blow it up down here, man.

It's not good, man. Hey, when you get a lot of fiber, take reliable craps. Is it that Mike Simpson guy? Probably. Oh, dude. Well, it's not point fingers. Today, though, we got a good surprise that we came into the studio to find. And, Allie, I don't know if you're aware.

I didn't know this was actually happening. You remember we got these. I'm showing you guys right now. But this was the Vanessa plushie that we received. One of two. This is very rare. I think we gave one of these away. And Vanessa asked, please do not defile this thing.

But this was the Vanessa Chicken Lady plushie. They made a toy out of her. This is what it looks like. In all the years that we've been doing this, this is the most impressed I have been. With anything that was made. With anything that has ever been made for the show. Right. So this is Vanessa, and I think you squeeze it, and it says things like, come here, chicken.

I don't know if this one's turned on. But anyway, it's incredible. And we got one hanging behind Allie. This is the other one, which I think we're going to give away at some point soon. This is a very exciting piece of merch right here. But Allie. Oh, there it is. I hear it in the background.

Come here, chicken, chicken. That's what it says. This is a Vanessa plushie, one of one. Think of like a Tickle Me Elmo, but it's inspired by Vanessa. That's it. It's a beautiful toy. What a great sex doll, huh? Imagine what you could do with it.

Why? Why? Well, you can feel her little boobies right there. Yeah, yeah. She's got, for some reason, she's got huge cleavage. I don't know why. You could undress her. He made this doll to be so sexual.

But there's Allie's now removing the... Do you like this, Vanessa? That's so weird. No, you guys are so weird. You creep me out. Yeah, Allie, that's strange. That is very strange. I'm sorry.

I thought we were all doing this. But Lo and By, I talked about a good surprise. That was not the surprise because we got that a few months ago. Here is the surprise. Vanessa, congratulations. You now have friends in the world of dolls. Introducing. Oh, no.

Grab your... Mine just fell all over the floor. All right. Introducing. This is very exciting. Look at this. This is the first ever. That's supposed to be Allie and me.

Plushie doll. to go with the Vanessa now. It's a full and complete set. Klein and Allie Talking Collectors plush set comes with accessories too. You want to talk about the Christmas gift that no one wants this year, you're looking at it right now.

And that is, it's two of them. Hold on one second. Wow, what do they say? It says there are six different sound bites from the show, Omar, and the back even, I mean, what I love about the print gurus is that they're so detailed and everything,

and there's a whole spread on the back saying Klein and Allie came together to reinvent morning radio by building a passionate audience through genuine conversation and unique staples. Listeners can expect a brilliantly dumb, unpredictably funny, and authentic show every time. You're wearing your yellow flannel. AI slop.

It's back. The best is that Allie Stahl... I can't get away from it. Allie Stahl is back in the lesbian flannel that she had on. That I got rid of and burned years ago. And then she's holding coupons because she's El Cheapo, and she's got the funniest Rachel haircut she's ever had before. She couldn't look like more of a Midwestern mom than in this doll.

What's weird is that I'm flattered by this. Oh, hold on. Hold on. This is one of the sounds. Hold on. She's saying all of her most famous racist quotes, which is, hold on, squeeze her alley again. Kids will love this, I think, right? Yeah, it's like Build-A-Dike.

Yeah, it really is. Hold on. Does it say anything else? Bojangles. Bojangles. She's, of course, repeating the same jokes again. So typical, Allie. That's it.

Hold on. A shoe shine? A shoe shine? You could use a bit of a shot. Why are so many of them shoe shines? You've wasted half of the sound box on shoe shines. I think that's all. Let me see the other one.

You guys are stupid assholes. That's good. That sums you up. Let's see it. That's all you got. That's it. She's back to nothing again. Why do I have no boobs, by the way?

She's completely flat-chested. Nothing sexual. He's like, I need to take every... You and Vanessa are like the same skin color, too, with these dolls. Yeah, this is like an anti-sex doll right here. No, no, I'm pasty. And that's Allie. And then this one is obviously a dead ringer for me.

Built actual size, they pointed out. Of course, you got the leather jacket. That's what you wear to every event. Gotta look cool, you know. Let's see what I say. Great guy like Diddy. Super. I don't...

Who picked the sound bites for the dolls? Great guy like Diddy? Thank you. I'd like to smell this guy's penis. Oh, that's great. It's not great, Omar. I think Vanessa picked those out, by the way. She's trying to get back at us.

Uh-huh. Oh, Cabana Klein. Oh, Cabana Klein. I like it. Great guy like Diddy. All right, stop talking about Diddy. I don't like it. So anyway, here you go.

Add it to the collection. Yours kind of looks like a Backstreet Boy. Yeah, but like one that's relapsed. Yeah. You definitely look like you are divorced. What a great... Collins looks like he owns a kebab shop. Yeah.

Thanks. Thank you. Or you're going to pick me up in the Uber. All right, there you have it. So these are the new, add these to the Vanessa one now, Allie. We've got a complete set, almost. Next round will be the Jake and Omar ones, I'm sure. Thank you for that, Print Gurus.

You knocked it out of the park. That's beautiful. That's good stuff right there. Aw, I'm very happy with these. I'm not happy with how I look, but I'm happy that they exist. Let's give you something now. $100 of Allie's money if you want it. Call and claim it.

800-520-1067. We've got a little Allie Knows the News action in a moment. And then listen to this, because you'll win this later this morning. On the show. Hit it. Around this time, except on Friday when you have a chance to win $500 of Allie's money. Right now, though, people on the phone that want to make Allie poor and you get rich and prove you know more about the news than she does. We say hi to Aaron in Arcadia.

Good morning, Aaron. Good morning, Klein and Allie. Nice to meet you. Allie will leave the KROQ studios. And the second she's out of here, your round of questions will begin. We ask that you answer these questions quickly, confidently, and accurately so that we can pay the people. And we are rooting for you. As always, your round begins.

right now. Allie knows the news. What was found inside of a shipment of Tic Tacs as they entered the port of Los Angeles? They found something inside of it. Cocaine. When in doubt,

just say cocaine. Question number two. Six Flags is officially closing what roller coaster after multiple allegations of injuries from riders of that coaster? That too. tattoo tattoo or whatever tattoo got it you got a question number three burgers from this fast

food chain will now be popping up in vending machines at hundreds of gas stations after a new partnership has been announced burgers from where will be popping up in vending machines at gas stations that sounds delicious burger king burger king all right this animated duo is finally going back to their creator after he got the rights back from Paramount. Animated duo.

The rights now finally going back to the person who created this animated duo. Walt Disney. Walt Disney and final question. This is now

the best city to retire in according to a new poll out today. If you want to retire, This is the place you should be retiring. Miami. Miami. All right, let's bring Allie and we'll score it together.

All questions about things in the news? That hurricane that was going to hit us, not apparently a threat anymore, but it's going to get humid here. That's not good for your hair. It's just as bad. Just as maybe worse. Question number one, Allie. Yes.

What was found inside of a shipment of Tic Tacs as they arrived at the Port of Los Angeles making the news? Other than terrible flavor? I would say, I think it was bugs. He said cocaine. They always say don't smuggle something good inside of something great. But what they found was, especially inside of those orange Tic Tacs, was little bugs. Ants from another land. Ants that are not, I think.

Meth ants or just ants? I think regular ants. But not the type of ants we have here in L.A. They were international ants sneaking in. Bugs. Allie gets the point. We go to question number two. So no one put them there.

They were just there. I think they were there, and they're trying to figure out how. But it's a big problem, obviously, as they try to keep, you know. Who knows? Those ants start eating our coyotes. We've got a real problem. Probably coming to your house. Question number two.

Allie's up 1-0. Six Flags has officially closed what roller coaster after multiple reports of alleged injuries that happened on that ride? I believe it is X2. He said, which one did you say? X2. That's right. The correct answer is X2. He was almost there, but not quite.

X2 now is going to be close. Head injuries, right? There was that one. There's been a few, but now they are just saying, no one can ride this ride anymore. That ride is terrifying, man. Don't you think, though, that this is the equivalent of a new dealer in town and then there's overdoses? Where you're like, whoa, that's got to be really good stuff. Where, like you say, you want to get on the ride now.

Right. But, I mean, it's been around. Like, whoa, head injuries. I got to try that ride. But that's not a new, X2's not new. It's been open for years. No, but, I mean, meth's been around for years. Right.

And sometimes there's just really good meth every once in a while. We've got a question number three. Allie is up 2-0 now. So we've got a question three. Burgers from this fast food chain will now be available at vending machines, at gas stations, hundreds of gas stations, after a new partnership was announced. Huh. Seems like a Burger King thing.

He said that as well. Burger King. You guys aren't thinking small enough. White Castle. Oh, I did know this. White Castle. I think you can actually find White Castle burgers in the vending machine. Yeah, wasn't that already a thing?

I think at the Children's Hospital in L.A., where I've spent many a times at the ER, I think they have White Castles. But I think now it's about to blow up because they're going to all these gas stations, including perhaps everyone's favorite gas station known as Buc-ee's, Jake. Shut up. Question four. Ali's up two right now. And we head to the fourth question.

This animated duo is about to go back to the creator of the animated duo after no longer being under the control of Paramount. He's getting control of the characters he created many years ago. Which animated duo is finally now going back to their creator? Animated duo? The Mario Brothers? I have no idea. He guessed Walt Disney, but you're not thinking, Allie, of the greatest fans of GWAR that ever were and ever will be, Beavis and Butthead. Oh, yes. Beavis and Butthead.

Mike Judge has not been able to own these characters in forever. Paramount's out of control, and now he's finally getting control back of his two characters, Beavis and Butthead. Do you think they'll come back again? I'm sure they will. Will they already come back? I'm sure he could probably strike another deal with them now. Cool. And we go to this final question.

this is now the new best city to retire in according to a new poll out today if you want to retire this is the city you should do it in god is it like boca raton florida oh man you guys both want florida interesting he said uh miami alley went boca you guys got to go the other side of the state orlando oh but it is florida it is florida of course because that's where you get all the tax breaks and all that humidity is good for your rusty hips or whatever sadly at the end of it all. You put in a decent effort. Allie wins. Aaron, what must you shamefully admit over the airwaves of K-Rock? Go ahead.

This is Aaron from Arcadia, and Allie knows the news. There you have it. Appreciate your playing. That's okay. Why is he apologizing to you? Because I wanted you to pay him, and everyone has a good laugh at your expense. K-Rock, we are Klein Allie's show. If you were at the bowl last night for Muse,

and perhaps you were because it was sold out, and I know we sent a lot of people there, then you had to make a tough decision, and that is what do I do with my car? because the parking... How do I get there and how do I get back? Parking situation...

I mean, parking situation is at all places. SoFi has got its issues. Forum has its issues. Yes, but I think the Hollywood Bowl has the most complex parking situation

of any venue in L.A. Yeah, I was explaining it to someone that was visiting from out of town when I went to the show that I was at recently and they couldn't understand this concept of the stacked...

No one can. I don't know why it exists. Yeah, I was in a stacked situation not just there. One other time in my entire life and it was not well documented. It was stacked.

I just went back to the car like I like to do, leave early, and I was sitting there in bumper to bumper to bumper other cars and waiting for anyone to, and no one else wanted to leave early, so it's just me sitting in my car. Missing the concert. And they tell you when you leave, they're like, this is a no re-entry thing. You're like, that's okay, I'll be driving out of here. And then you get to your car, you can't go anywhere.

You're not going anywhere. And the bowl is a weird spot because we all realize this, but we all have very different ways we try to handle the parking situation there. Well, because I went last night, Johnny went last night, Jake went last night, and all three of us had completely different approaches to how to get there and how to get back. And then I talked to you this morning, and you had a completely fourth option that was different than the previous three that we had. But that's years of trial and error. It's years of being in bad spots. Yeah, but this is years of trial and error.

Like, Jake goes to a ton of shows. He trammed it. I Ubered there, then I trammed out. But Jake is a shuttle guy. Jake loves a shuttle. I am not dependent on a shuttle. I don't want to deal with a shuttle. Jay can be within close proximity to other people.

He'll take that. I should be more public. Yeah, I want to be in a really tight bus, small bus with lots of people. I want to make sure I spread my smell out to an Uber, a tram, and my own car. Like spraying little C's, like Johnny Appleseed. Is that your standard approach there? You will Uber in and shuttle out? No, a lot of times I'll shuttle there, too, because there's a tram station really close to my house.

So Jake's a shuttle guy. That's his way of handling it. So that's not me. Right. And that's fine. The shuttles are always full of people. There's a lot of people that are shuttle people. I just don't like depending on the shuttle.

And Jake, what does that cost you? It's like nothing. It's like five bucks or something. All right. And it costs? But then usually don't you have to pay for parking at the shuttle pickup? No. There's a free parking lot there.

And then a lot of times I'll just Uber to the shuttle thing. And it's like another $3 because it's so close. And the shuttle's what, every 10 minutes? How often? Yeah, on the way there. Yeah, like every 15 or so. And then on the way out, I mean, you walk around on it. As soon as it gets filled up, you're out of there.

Too many steps. It's a lot. It's a lot of steps. Totally agree. Not worth it. What are you talking about? You don't even have to walk all the way down. But it's like you got to get in the lot and then Uber to the parking lot and then get on the bus.

And then what if you're the first person on the bus? You're like, how long do I have to wait here before this is full enough? On the way there, yeah, sometimes it does happen. No. See, it's not worth it. I'm not waiting around. And then, Johnny, did you do residential? Yeah.

Well, I always park. I always drive to any venue I go to. And at the Hollywood Bowl, I got a spot. It's totally cracked. It's the best. I don't even want to say it because it's so great. It's a secret residential hack. We'll post the pin to the location.

I'll post it on our Instagram so you can see. You got a GPS on me? I have a pin. But, yes, once you – this is why I think this is such a – this place is such a cluster F because there are people that have figured out a good way to do it, and they don't want to share it. Oh, yeah. There are good solutions to the problem, but people don't want to share the solution. When you see people walking up that big-ass hill, those are the people who don't know the hack.

And that was me. And then your approach is, every approach is so specific to their personality. Before we get to mine, because mine is the best approach, you got scammed last night, which is hilarious. Well, I chose the let's find the cheapest parking possible approach, which is my approach to most things. And you can buy a spot at one of a million lots that are, quote, within a few miles of the venue, which at some point you go, why did I even drive? Because I'm walking now forever. Well, the lot that a lot of people go to if the Hollywood Bowl parking lot is full

is there's one that's just down the hill. I believe it's a shopping center or something. That was going to be $150. And I was like, well, I'm not doing that. Then you start fanning out and you go, okay, if I walk. So already that's like a 20-minute walk to that parking lot. Then I go, if I walk another 5, 10 minutes, it goes down to $46. dollars but if i go one more block it's 21 and then that's where my mind goes i just keep fanning

further and further another three minutes okay now we're at seven dollars pedro for five dollars exactly so i purchased a 21 parking lot that says it is a 22 minute walk and i we show up and you know the directions on spot hero whatever i use say just show up you have your license plate already that you know in the system there's no attendant there's going to be a spot for you you just park and leave i show up and there is no spot there whatsoever the whole parking lot is full and it's clear that it's just a regular pay to park like anybody could drive up there and pay to park yeah of course it's full so then i my wife looks at me like what what have you done now we're going to be late you prepaid 21 for a spot that claimed you'd have a spot in the lot and it was full and it's

already far away so now everything else is even more full and more sold out than it was hours ago and more expensive more expensive exactly they also know they're not dummies the parking people they got those uh flashing uh you know the flashing landing airplane lights to try to fool you but they'll just keep jacking as they get closer and closer and they know people are more desperate more desperate they just keep changing that price especially if they see somebody like me circling yeah they're like this sucker right third time she comes around she's coming to go 60 bucks 70 bucks every single time so i was able to finagle my way to another lot that was even farther away for and this was after speaking to customer service what is wrong with you

yeah going out with you sounds just terrible it really does i was given a new reservation Excuse me, sir. Not a farther lot. I'm going to a muse show. Hello, I'm cool. So by the time we finally parked, it took an extra 20, 30 minutes just to find a new parking lot. And then we still had to walk. I believe it ended up being close to 30 minutes to get into the bowl.

What kind of mood are you even in by the time you get in? At that point, I feel like I would feel so defeated and angry. I wouldn't even want to be. I just want to go home. This is why you guys give me a hard time. I never want to leave my house. Hey, we got there right as Portugal the Man was taking the stage. Okay, but still, you end up parking a 30-minute walk?

I mean, it was downhill on the way back. It was closer to 25. What crossroads were you on? Las Palmas. Damn, dude, that's a hike. Jesus, Allie. I was pretty close to work, actually. Yeah.

I mean, it was, but you know what? I like to tell myself I enjoy the walk. I enjoy the walking. It's a nice night. You know, there's feces on the ground. There's people that are living their lives. Katie was a little afraid at some of the side streets we took to get to the bowl, but we got there. And in the end, not only did I only pay $21, I got refunded the $21.

So I got free parking. Look, the best move you can pull there is you pull in as close as you can possibly pull in. And every time they try to stop you and say, show me a pass that says you can get in this lot, you just keep driving, like you pretend, you just wave and keep driving, wave and keep driving. And then eventually you get to a place where you can't go any further, and they say, you're not supposed to be here, you don't have a pass for this. and then you take $20, $40, $60 cash, whatever you have, still worth it. Whatever you have.

I have no cash. You bring cash and you say, hey, can you find a place for the car? $60. Oh, you do that. Oh, you got to make that sound? $60. What a douchebag. Like that.

That's very plushy of you. This guy definitely makes that sound. And then lo and behold. Come on. My friend. And then the guy goes. And then the guy goes. And the guy's like, no, I'm your friend.

Yeah. No, you're my friend. He goes, you got any more money in there? I go, that's it. That's all I got. They'll say, do you have any more? Because they know the game. Really?

So that you've found this to be true over the years. I got 60. Take it or leave it. The guy looks around, takes a 60, and you find a spot. And you're right by the bowl, and you can pull in, pull out. You're not blocked in. That's the secret. But you also leave the show early every single time.

Yeah, of course. Every time. And I had to leave extra early because I do account for the walking. Right. That sounds so fun. Well, Muse, thanks for putting on a show last night. It was there for a great 45 minutes. Bye, everyone.

We will take a super quick break. And when we return, we have tickets for you to the Endless Summer Kegger, your ADD news, and a brand-new hour of the show, including a brand-new round of human bingo, which means we're probably looking for you. Listen closely and be ready to call if you fit the categories of the people we're looking for coming up after this. Okay, Rock. Saul from Southgate, what can we do for you? What's up?

Hey, I'm looking to get to the Endless Summer Kegger, man. I'm ready to party. All right, you must have heard Vanessa yell this. Kegs. So you are as good as in, and we will see you on Thursday. Get ready to drink with us and some other things we can talk about on the radio, but it will be a good time, and we will see you on Thursday. Hold on, all right?

Woo! Let's go! That's a very excited winner right there. Can't wait to meet everyone. Woo, keg bears! And that's going to be a good time. Jake's going to do a 45-second keg stand, he claims. I bet I could do that for sure.

He says, not a problem. You bet you could do it. You claimed yesterday it wasn't an issue. 45 seconds? I remember saying that. That's what you said was a reasonable time. We said a minute. You said that was probably too long. 45, you said no problem. I bet I could do it, yeah.

All right, well, we'll find out. And then Vanessa will do her first ever keg stand and other fun stuff that will be happening as well. Right now, though, we get into your news and more tickets coming up for the Endless Summer Keg are next hour. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News.

It only took 30 years, and I think a lot of people thought this day would never come. finally a conviction for the murder of Tupac. Keefie D. Davis was found guilty after a trial that seemed like it went by real fast. The jury only deliberated for a few hours, less than three to be exact. And I guess all the prosecutors had to do

was read passages from his book admitting to all of this. He said repeatedly that he was in the Cadillac the night of the murder, and he said he gave the gun to somebody in the back seat and that this was all retaliation after Tupac's entourage beat up his nephew a few hours earlier, which seems like

a very lopsided retaliation. My nephew gets beat up by Tupac's people, so I'm going to kill Tupac? I mean, there's all these conspiracy theories about Diddy and, you know, the reason and the motivation for his death,

for Tupac's death, just seems like such a letdown, like just for beating up one kid. Yeah, but that's the thing. You mess with my crew, we go over the top, and then it's just how you learn.

You know, but isn't it like eye for an eye? beat him up. Right. Well, you don't know if he was trying to kill him, just shoot him, scare him. I don't think, I think they wanted to kill him. The fact that this took 30 years is crazy. And the fact that after 30

years, he was like, I guess I'm just going to start talking about this because, I mean, I think he had been talking about it here and there over the years, and they said his story kept changing over the years, but it's kind of crazy to think that somebody's finally going to go to prison for this, and he could get life in prison. He probably will. I mean, the guy's 63, so I feel like he

He kind of got a pretty good run being like a gang leader and lasting that long free. Today is a big transition day for Apple. It is the first day of work for the new CEO, John Ternes. Yesterday was Tim Cook's last day. I mean, this guy turned a $350 billion company into a $4 trillion company in 15 years. So he accomplished a lot, and that's a lot of pressure for the new guy. But Tim Cook, he said leading Apple has been the privilege of his life and that the handoff will be perfectly smooth.

I hope he comes up with a flip phone because Apple needs something. No, they're doing a foldable phone. And they did announce that they have another Apple event coming up. And this guy, the new CEO, is like the hardware guy. So he's the one who is like the brains behind all the iPhones and iPads, which is their bread and butter. But if you're starting and you're taking over for somebody who is that successful, would you rather start at the top, like when the company is doing its best, or would you rather start when it is completely in the S-hole

and you have to bring it back to... Well, it's always better when it's down as low as it could possibly be, and then you get to build it up, and then you get to look like a hero. But think about it. If it's successful. Like us. Cook, by the way, you know, he had to take over for Jobs. Everyone said no one could take over for Jobs, but Jobs was dead.

He didn't have a choice. Yeah, but also Jobs, you know, yes, he did grow Apple as well, but he made a lot of mistakes too. He was also like not a nice person, that Jobs. Apparently, universally, he didn't have a good bedside manner. From what I understand, Tim Cook was a very universally loved CEO. Sweet guy. Very sweet.

Because he likes that D. Oh, yeah. He loved it. Anyway, I don't know. Still loves it. I'm sure Apple would love to hear your thoughts. Apple needs something. Yes, because I know we're, at least I'm tired of this regular iPhone.

You just come up with iPhone 16, 17, 18, and it's the freaking same. Every year, the glass is stronger. and the camera's better and they add a new color. Yeah, the camera's better for like six months and then it sucks. Like, how does that happen?

Yeah, she's right. I'd love her to be a part of the Apple announcements. I'd like Vanessa to speak at all of those announcements. You just hand her and like the Apple campus. They announce their bigot thing

and then Vanessa just goes, this sucks! This sucks, it's terrible! When a criminal earns a nickname, it's a proud moment for a criminal, I believe, in a weird way. You've done enough damage

to earn a nickname and in this guy's case, he has been named the Burbank Butt Sniffer and he's been sniffing butts since 2021 but in various public places and he's been arrested for it a lot he was out on parole but now he has been arrested again because he just can't stop sniffing but the butt sniffer has been arrested again two stores reported him acting suspiciously and bending down around people

police tell nbc4 they reviewed security camera video from two locations and were able to identify him they say he was booked on a parole violation i know this is not a popular opinion but let's just let the guy sniff butts. You wouldn't feel violated? He loves it. Why don't we get a group of people that are okay with this or say, hey, this guy will give you 50 bucks

to just bend down and smell your butt. I bet someone will be like, all right, I'd be one of those people. I don't think he's the thing is about him paying for it. I think he likes feeling like he's violating. I feel that's the part of that that's all weird. Really? Are you sure?

Maybe he just really enjoys a butt. I mean, I don't know. Maybe he needs, he hasn't sniffed. Vanessa, get the butt sniffer on the phone, please. Yeah, if you could book him. We have a lot of calls about it. My friend, you see they caught the butt sniffer. Yeah, he's smelling people's butts and stuff.

He kind of looked like Shrek. But anyway, they caught the guy and glad because he should have been smelling people's butts. I mean, it's like Jake's smelling people's armpits. I don't think it's a good idea. That's all right. in-depth report right there from a pantyhose Greg. He should sniff Jake's butt. He'd be cured. That's what I'm saying. Maybe he just needs to smell

the wrong butt. I could change him. He needs to cure his addiction. Get into a brand new hour of the show right now, and it will be the greatest hour of your life, because we've got lots to give you, including tickets and tickets and more tickets.