Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- Vanessa Learns a Chant, Klein Gets a Massage and MORE

Episode Date: September 10, 2026

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Not at San Bernardino International Airport. And now we send you on a direct flight into our podcast, which starts right now. Hey, what's going on, Clown and Allie? Are you ready? I love Clown and Allie, you little bitch. Clown and Allie, it's just okay. Just don't let Frank's body into that. Good morning, everybody.

Hey, what up, Clown and Allie? Whoa, sweet divot steak, did you see that? We have a Clown and Allie show. Let's get the show started. The show started. The show started. We are live in Los Angeles. Three, two, one.

And here we go. It's Clyde Elliott. Low 6.7. KROQFM and HD Pasadena. Los Angeles. Orange County. The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles. This is the world famous KROQFM.

Hell yeah. Good morning and welcome to your Thursday. The pre-quint is here. It's a thrifty Thursday. Also a BF Thursday. and we are together again at 800-520-1067 to call to text or 323-TIP-BOLI if you want to hit us on the local lines.

Win stuff from us today. We'll get you into the opening night of Not Scary Farm. Continue doing that and more of those tickets because we have failed to give them away even though we promised you to the Sand Sports Super Show, the OC Fair at Events Center. And that will be happening this morning on KROQ. Good morning. I'm Klein. There's Allie.

Morning. That is DJ Omar Khan over there. He is known as the Audio Sniper. Then there's Jake the Nerd who is wearing a lady t-shirt today. We'll talk about that coming up a little bit later. We'll talk about that at length. He knew it was a lady shirt when he bought it.

He bought it anyway. It's very comfortable. You have purchased lady things on accident. Accidentally. I bought those lady sweatpants. Multiple times. And I think you bought lady shoes at the store once. Well, that was because they wouldn't let me into the bar

with the flip-flops I was wearing. Wasn't that for my bachelorette party? Yeah, so I had to go into CVS, and the only shoes they had that had closed toes were lady shoes. Like flats So I had to buy those I mean what a stupid rule this was

Luckily they had your size They wouldn't let me into a whiskey bar in downtown LA Because I was wearing open toed shoes So then I had to go to a CVS It was the only thing open And I bought ladies flats Ballet flats And put them on and walked in

And they had no problem letting me in wearing those I think when you're in a CVS and anyone's buying clothing Bad things have happened Someone definitely just crapped themselves Yeah, nobody's like, I need to get some shoes. Right. I will make a point to go to CVS. Yeah, I forgot about those lady shoes.

You still have them? No, I think I chucked them. I think as soon as I was allowed through the door of the bar, I immediately took them off and put my flip-flops back on. I think that's right. But it was a really stupid, stupid thing to happen. I mean, I couldn't believe it. The bouncer goes, all right, you can get in there now. I go, these are, I think they were like pink or red flats or something.

I think any L.A. bar should always allow open. I mean, we live in Southern California where everyone's wearing open-toed everything always. Flip-flops are like convertibles for your feet, baby. It's like winter wear. That's right. And they're back. By the way, they're in style. Not the one Jake has where he shows off his gangly little Jar Jar Pinks toe.

What are you talking about? Toby one Kenobi, that weird toe you have. But in general, I think flip-flops are back. They're very in right now. Are they? Did you know that? No, I don't know anything about what's in or out. Yeah, this is true.

Yeah, they're very in. Like flip-flops or slides? Yeah, like the... Flip-flops. Like the thong sandals as they used to be called. Simple black thongs. Oh, great. I've got them.

Well, put them on your alley. You'll ruin this fashion trend real quick as soon as she starts wearing them again. There's Vanessa in the back right there, Postmaster Johnny, who did put himself in his first ever official wager on NFL football last night. And we'll get into how that went, but I think we all know. Terrible, man. Okay, well, we don't have to do it yet. This is such a bad mood.

Yeah, I'm not mad. I'm just like, I hate sports, man, and I hate that I trusted you, Klein. Well, listen, that's the important lesson you learned here. Don't trust Clyde when it comes to gambling. But this guy made a good point on the go line. Johnny Jericho, welcome to the seething, underlying belly of sports gambling. Now you're going to have to do some day-leno stuff for your guitar. Squirrel!

What a kickoff to NFL football. We'll get into all of that, I'm sure. Lots to get into this morning on the show. Of course, we'll do your Generation Wars a little bit later as well. And some surprises. even will be surprised on a Thursday morning here on KROQ.

Whose house? Ram's house. That's right, Vanessa. Vanessa. She has a house. Vanessa's got a Ram's house. That's right. I'm going to go out there.

I'm doing it. I think, you know, I've got a theory. Oh, that's Omar's chant. Careful. Vanessa is, Vanessa's forced to be a Ram's fan this season.

I have a feeling, Allie, because we all did our forced fandom picks yesterday for which teams will have to support this season. I think that Vanessa is going to wear some Rams gear that she's forced to wear. She's going to be approached by someone because I think people use team

camaraderie as a good opportunity to go up in a project. It's a great icebreaker. And I think that she is going to meet her next boyfriend. Great prediction. Totally agree. As a result of this forced fandom thing because some guy is going to go up and be like, oh my god, Rams. I like the Rams. And girls who are into sports, specifically football, is hot.

And Vanessa is going to be one of those funny sitcom-y things that she's into where she has to fake that she really cares, but she doesn't. And they're going the games together. Yeah, and Johnny's going to have to sit outside and speak into her ear and into that earpiece.

I don't see this for myself. I see it. I see it. Whose house? Ram's house. That's right. If anyone mentions house at any point during the show

all season, Vanessa must immediately jump in with Ram's house because she's such a fan now. I really wanted to buy her a last minute ticket to Australia so she could be there for their first game.

Hey, if you left now, you could make it by the end of the fourth quarter, I think. Probably get on the plane with the team at this point. I think it's nice to know that we have a Super Rams fan

on the team right now. And Jake's doing good, too. He got one of those cheese wheel hats already. Yeah, Jake's wearing his cheese hat already, so it's crazy that he had that thing.

It's so big. Big cheese guy. Cheese it, man. It totally fits him. Yeah, I got some Baltimore Ravens merch coming my way, which I'm not thrilled about.

I bought a peace pipe. And Omar bought a peace pipe, so we're all doing our part. He's the Washington Commander. We're all doing our part. Yeah, we're all doing our part. That's what it's all about. I just wanted to point out,

Allie, that some people say that our show does bring them positivity in an otherwise crazy world. What it do, baby boo? Hey, so I was just calling because I'm laying here in bed, scrolling on my Instagram, and your page came up, and I just have to tell you guys how much I freaking love all of you. I listen to you guys every morning, and you genuinely make me laugh and make my day just a little bit brighter.

So I just wanted to call and share the love and positivity. Thank you, guys. So thank you, and I do- Wow, that's it? She didn't even turn around and insult us? Didn't insult us, didn't ask for tickets. She just wanted to say something nice, so we returned the niceness with a moment of optimism. And now, a moment of optimism with Klein.

It doesn't get bigger or more direct than this. Quote, AI could kill all humans, according to a lead researcher at Anthropic, within the next decade. There you have it. A moment of optimism to get you going on this Thursday morning. What it do, baby boo? We'll talk about that a little bit later today during Man vs. Machine, because apparently the machines have had it with us and we've got a decade left before they take over

and this whole thing becomes Skynet. Yeah, I think this guy even said by the end of the decade, which is really not far away. Yeah, they say it's ramping up too quickly now, and who knows? I mean, it's getting smarter by the moment. Now there's been multiple instances where the AI has figured out ways

to basically do other things without any sort of human control. Yeah, but then we're still doing stupid crap like saving delivery robots. I thought I can't... Like this woman making the news for like saving a delivery robot, and it's like, why don't we stop doing this?

Just because they have cute little eyes that blink doesn't mean that they're on our side and that they're actually good. This is the problem, is that they're trying to kill us. Meanwhile, we're out there going, we're trying to rescue the little car that fell over. Well, the car fell over. Save it. You know what they're doing?

They're learning our strength. You go ahead and you flip it over. You think, oh, this thing's got someone's food delivery in it. Let's flip it back up. I've watched a lot of humans help robots. They're just trying to figure out how strong we really are. And they're learning how empathetic we are. Yeah, and they're going to use it against us.

So, once again, we are trying to save you from future you. And we'll get to that. If you want Ali's money, call now and claim it. 800-520-1067. 800-520-1067. Five questions about the news. You battling Ali. It'll happen after this on KROQ.

That band right there, Nirvana, is about to receive a new MTV Video Music Award. I know you're thinking that still happens. Yes, it does. And Nirvana's still winning awards? Yes, the Video Vanguard Award. They have been announced they'll be winning that, which I don't know what that means in the world of MTV, but I think that's like their Cecil Beale whatever. Their Cecil B. DeMille

award. That's the one. I don't know who that is either but I'm sure that's the big one. The video vanguard. I think that's what Dave Grohl's been waiting for all these years so congratulations to Nirvana. Let's say hi to a lot of people on the phone want your money, Allie. We go to the Orange County and we say good morning to Danny. Hey, Danny.

Sweet divots. Divots to you, good sir. Allie will leave the K-Rock studios. You get to go first. These questions are not challenging but they are technically all about things in the news. Do better than Ali, don't cheat, and we give you $100 of her money, and it all starts right now. Ali knows the news. Shohei Ohtani is now officially on the injured list because of what body part of his?

Uh, his wrist. Wrist. We've got a question number two. This K-Rock band has been forced to change their social media handles, and we all have Mark Zuckerberg to blame. Which K-Rock band has now been forced to change all social media handles? Red Hot Chili Peppers. Question number three.

Krispy Kreme is added again with a new fall flavor, and it's not pumpkin spice, so what is it? Maple syrup. Maple syrup. We go to question number four. The flip phone was the big thing talked about after the Apple announcement yesterday, but what is one other thing that they announced? Another thing.

Got a guess? Three. Yeah. Two. The new iMac. The new iMac. Can we go to this final question? And you can use this one.

There was a brush fire yesterday that was sending smoke all over parts of Southern California. And what classy building was closed and evacuated because of it? Chinese theater. Nah, nothing classier than the Chinese theater. All right, let's bring Allie in. We'll score it together and see how you did. I don't know why we're going through this charade of having to score together.

You didn't do great, but okay, let's figure it out. Allie's coming back into the K-Rock studios. Send her in, someone. There she is. She's reentering now. And it is... Listen, Dani, I would like to say stranger things have happened, but I don't think anything stranger has happened.

I'm rooting for you regardless. Here we go, Allie. Question one. Yep. Shohei Otani is now on the injured list. Oh. Because of what body part of his? I feel like with baseball players, it's like a shoulder.

So is his shoulder? He said wrist. You say shoulder. But you guys are all over the place without hitting the actual problem, which is his right arm. It's the right arm. Which includes his shoulder. No, I'm so sorry. We cannot accept that.

Either of you. No one gets the point. Wrist is on an arm. The wrist is on the arm. The shoulder technically connects to the arm. But the right arm is the official body part listed on the music list. It just says it's hurting. It hurts?

It's hurting. I think he's on there for 15 days or something like that. We've got a question number two. Wow, old call Question two That's right, Ally's a Giants fan, so she doesn't care No, I don't This K-Rock band has been forced to change all social media handles

And we have Mark Zuckerberg to blame Yeah, that would be Muse Ah, just here at the Hollywood Bowl last week Not too long ago, Matt Bellamy of Muse was sitting in this very studio And little did he know at that time That the AI assistant for Facebook would be called Muse and they have now and I don't know, did they pay them to do it or they just did it?

They must have. They own their social media channels. You think they gave Muse money for that or you think they just said we own it? I don't know, dude. They can't just take it over. I think they could. I think they have the ability and the fine print when you sign up for Instagram that they say if we want to take back any of these handles at any time

for any reason, we can. I bet they did. The dude does own it. He's got the master password. Actually, it's mine. created all of this. So Muse had to change all their social media from Muse to Muse Band so that basically

Facebook could own just at Muse. Or do you think they're like, hey, I'll give you $40 million if you change it to Muse Band? Well, that's the question. Did they get paid for it or not? No, they didn't get paid for it. They just had to settle with it. Like, they just had to accept the name Muse Band. How do you know that? Because I saw it online

last night, like twice. Alright, well, if you saw it online twice, it must be true. It's definitely true. Question three. Allie's up 1-0. Krispy Kreme has a new fall-flavored donut, and no, it is not pumpkin spice. What is it? I think the apple pie is making a comeback, so I'm going to go apple pie. He said maple syrup, but the correct answer, Allie, you're closer, but you are not correct.

It is glazed apple cider is the flavor. Apple, though, is the new pumpkin. Apple is becoming the new pumpkin, which is very true by the announcement. And speaking of apple announcements, they did announce the flip phone, which everyone has been talking about. It's the big buzz of the big announcement. but what is one other thing that was announced at the big Apple announcement party, whatever the hell they call that thing? Announcement party?

The Apple 18, the new iPhone? iPhone 18, I will accept that. He said the new iMac, which was not talked about at all. They talked about a new watch, they talked about new AirPods, and then they talked about the phones. All right, so once again, Allie gets another point. Danny, it's not going well for you today on this Thrifty Thursday. El Cheapo is going to be real proud of herself.

And this final question, there was a brush fire yesterday and sent smoke into many parts of Southern California. I know it was real smoky where I was in the valley. But what classy building was evacuated and then temporarily closed? Nothing is classier than the Getty Center. Ah, yeah, the good old Getty Center. He said the Chinese Theater in Hollywood, also classy, but it was the Getty Center. Do you think when they evacuated, all four people left at once? I think the four volunteers there that tell you don't touch stuff all had to leave.

I'm so glad it wasn't smoky at my house. Whose house? Anne's house. That's right. Well done. I think you had the peace fire. Vanessa, you got to jump on that quicker. I'm getting used to it.

I'm a new fan. I know. By the end, she's going to be it. You can't even mention a house. Danny, what must you shamefully admit over the airwaves of K-Rock? It's so embarrassing. Hi, I'm Danny, and Allie knows the news. Yeah, you should say I'm so embarrassed.

That was an embarrassing performance on you, and shame, shame, good sir, shame, shame. Hey, Rob, you're a fine Allie show. I'm not a massage guy. I know Allie likes to get massaged. She likes to force people to touch her body. I usually find that whole experience to be not relaxing and incredibly uncomfortable.

Well, you overthink through the process. You have to allow yourself to truly unlock. You know what you should do is do an edible before you go in there. I've done that. I've tried that way before, and my brain just works overtime. Oh, really?

If I'm on a gummy, then I'm thinking the whole time. It's moving slowly because usually what I do is the second they tell me to put my face down on that hemorrhoid pillow thing and you have to put your face in,

which, by the way, is not comfortable either. No, and I have a ring around my face all day after that. Yeah, I spend my time counting backwards. I literally go, all right,

that's the first time they've touched me and now I'll just start counting backwards for whatever, how long it is, 45 minutes. Because you can't wait

for it to be over or because you're wondering when it's, wow. I hate everything about it. So you go to legit places. You don't go to a happy ending place. I've been there before. Yeah, those are more fun.

It'll be a different counting experience. But I count up that way. One, two, three, goodbye. It's a much shorter count. You're like, I don't need the 60-minute rate. What is the... Yeah, do you guys have a four-minute rate? Because I'm interested in that, if that's a possibility.

But the legitimate ones, I don't like. And for whatever reason, my wife should know by now that I don't like massages. I don't enjoy them. I don't like them. But she does. The idea of a couple's massage would be a nice thing for her. Yeah, she likes them more. But she likes to do these stupid ones like lymph node.

Oh, lymphatic drainage. Yeah, what the hell is that about? It's all BS. It's BS? What does it even mean? It's just like your lymphatic system is just a bunch of fluid in your body. And people think that if you drain it out, you're going to be thinner. How do you drain it out?

So you're just pushing fluid out? Yeah, essentially. It's like changing your oil on a car? Mm-hmm. It's like a happy ending massage again. Yeah, you're doing lymphatic drainage. I like lymphatic drainage. I'm into it again.

It's actually phallic drainage. I signed up for the phallic drainage massage. So the other day, there's a place on Ventura. Of course there is. One of those very, you know, just you walk by, they got the flashing light in the window, open, open. I've been before. It's legit. Next to the acai place and the sushi place and the neon sign place is the massage place.

That's the way they go. And then it starts again, and that's pretty much Ventura Boulevard. and I have been before, and it's the weird thing about this place, and I think I may have talked about it, is that it's one of those places where they will walk all over your back. They have a bunch of bars on the ceiling. Love it. It's painful. That's when I know it's a good massage. And they stand on your back, and I did this one other time,

and this was well over a year ago, and I didn't know because when the person came and whispered in my ear, like I'm laying down on my back, I don't really know what's happening, and then I get this kind of like not the cleanest English, but some version of like, and I was giving approval for, I thought, I wasn't sure what type of place this was at the time. Just say yes. I thought it was a, you know, one of those lymphatic drainage situations, you know what

I'm saying? So I said, absolutely. And then they proceeded to climb on the table and I said, whoa, this is getting crazy. They like bend your legs all crazy too. But then they just walked all over me and like basically tap danced on my back for, you know, 25 minutes. And I found the whole time, I said, this is really weird, but I spent the whole time laughing to myself about how ridiculous this probably looks. Well, and also, I like wondering what part of their body is touching me.

I'm like, what is that, an elbow? Yeah. Is that the ball of her foot? Yeah, it's weird. What is this now? It's almost torturous, but the person who did it the first time I went was a very, like, petite, you know, the Jake special, you know what I'm saying? Nice. I go back there this past weekend because my wife.

Why did you go back if you don't like it? Because my wife decided she was going to take my daughters to get pedicures or something like that. She knows that whole thing is terrible for me because I just sit. I just am the guy who's sitting in the not comfortable chair on the side looking at everyone. Oh, you have a reject chair. And it takes so. So she goes, while we do this, you're going to go here. And I know you went there before and you said you liked it.

And I said, I didn't say I liked it. I said I got through it. She goes, well, I bought you a thing. And so I went in, and just like last time, this petite person is waiting for me, very pleasant, big smile on their face, handing me a little green tea candy. Yummy. And they said, what type of pressure would you like? I said, you know, something firm. My back's a little jacked up.

And she goes, oh, firm. Okay, that's not me. And then she yells down the hall. She goes, ah, ah, like some war chant. And this door opens, and this monstrous person comes out. I mean, like big girl, but big in every, not just big, like, like seven, I want to say close to seven feet tall, big and like probably 300 pounds. Cool.

And she comes down the hall walking. Yeah. Like that. That's, I swear to you. Those hallways are so thin too. It was like, like this door, she turns these little tiny, oh, I think, oh, this woman's going to walk on my back for the next hour. That'll be fun.

And then she goes, oh, I say firm. She goes, oh, not me. and then she turns and she does like yells like a name like that voila and then all of a sudden

the door opens up oh my god and this monster just kind of starts like boom boom

down down down the hall and I go oh man I hope this is not what's coming to me now I don't want the drainage

from her and she puts her hand on my shoulder this massive hand oh cool I bet she's amazing and she kind of

pulls me into the room and then just she twirls you around spins me on her finger like a basketball and puts me on the table and i lay down and i think to myself if this woman walks on my back i'm gonna die look i i just know there's no way i can accommodate you said firm i said firm and then i then she said to me what type of pressure and i said this time i tried to back back up thinking maybe she'd swap me no and i go minimum minimum pressure minimum and she goes it says here she looks at the form shows me the form and she

Where you circle the little parts of your body? Yeah, you're circled firm. And I go, ah, damn. She got me on the form. I'm the firm girl. That's why they bring her in. She's like the pinch hitter. Yeah, they bring her in, like out of the bullpen.

Yeah. Like Wild Thing, Ricky Vaughn. A literal bullpen. Comes in out of that literal bullpen. And she puts me on the table, and I just lay down, and I'm now in full. You're tense. And I'm waiting for this to happen. She starts with the arm stuff.

Are you shirtless, just in a towel, or? I'm in just my underwear. Whoa, okay. I went in my underwear, and I'm under a sheet. But I know at any moment now she's going to walk on me and it's not going to be fun walking on me. So I spend now, I usually just count backwards in my head for the massage to end. This time I'm going, at what point am I going to be in the most pain of my life? And she's doing all the things, bending me like a pretzel, putting all the thing on me.

Then she does the thing where she gets onto the table. I go, here it comes. But she doesn't walk on me. She just, as she gets on the table, the whole table, I hear the table go like, help! Like it was the table, you're creaking and all this stuff happens. Those muscles aren't very sturdy either. Like, even a regular person getting on one, you feel like it rocking. I feel it buckling.

I feel it buckling. And then she does a bunch of other stuff. Arm, fist, starts punching my foot, doing that whole thing, punching the foot. Bunch of weird stuff where I feel like they just kind of make it up on the fly. Did she do that thing where she, like, J-O's your foot? Yeah, yeah. She did the J-O of the foot, which was kind of cool, but I was like, a little low, a little low. And then a couple of this, punching, punching.

Like, she was almost like Rocky training for the big fight. Cool. Going speed bagging on the bottom of my foot. This is an endorsement for me. I want to go to those places. And then I go, this must be the time. In my head, I go, it's been at least an hour. I got to get out of here.

And then she comes up and I go, here she gets down to my ear to whisper something. And I go, this is when she's going to ask him. She can walk on me. And I have to say no in a gentle way. And I finish him. So I have to think in a gentle way. How can I say no to this? And she goes, that's your time.

Thank you. And I go, oh, she didn't walk on me at all So when I leave, I go out And I say, hey, check your ass Last time I was here, they walked on me She goes, oh, Minnie doesn't walk on you And her name was Which is the funniest thing ever

She must have gotten that nickname It's like a bouncer named Tiny So they go, yeah, Minnie doesn't walk on people anymore And I go Not after The Ventura Massacre of 85 So I'm so intrigued as to what happened at what point

where Minnie walked on someone and that was the game over. It's like a food challenge where it's like if you're going to get Minnie to walk on you, you get your massage for free. So, Allie, I got to send you... Did you get an I Survived Minnie shirt? They didn't sell those at the gift shop.

But are you allowed... You're pregnant now, so you can't do that? I can do massages, but they're like foofy, crappy massages. I want to send someone in there to request the Minnie and see what goes on because I'm telling you, I am not... Like, I know you're thinking, oh, you must feel great afterwards. I was so scared the whole time that I'm, like, really stressed, more stressed from it.

Do you feel, though, that you... No. No, no, not relaxed at all. No benefit? No, no benefit. No drainage. Well, this is a benefit, us talking about this now. That's the benefit now.

That made it worth the money for me. Almost worth the $73 plus tip, right? All right, let's get into your ADD news, and then a brand-new hour of the show can officially begin. That'll be an hour complete with some Generation Wars and tickets for you if you're into that sort of thing. I quickly wanted to welcome another slogger into the fold, Allie. Hey, guys. I am a three-year slogger, and the only reason I'm not a four-year slogger is because my mom didn't let me listen to you guys because you guys are inappropriate. Which I don't agree with.

Anyway, sweet divots, and bye. That's a child who is now a three-year slogger, claims he'd be slogging for longer, but his mom found the show to be inappropriate. So there's a lot of discussion on the GOAT line about what makes a real slogger, and there's reasons why. and we'll get into all of that coming up a little bit later. Right now, though, we have your news. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. Klein and Johnny have already lost money betting on the NFL,

but that will not stop you, I'm sure, from losing more money because there's still plenty of money to be lost this NFL season and not just in the NFL, in all of sports betting. Not only are these prediction market betting apps doing well, they're now doing so well that they're getting Sidney Sweeney money. The sports betting app Novig was able to get Sidney Sweeney naked on a basketball hoop in their new ad. And it shows her in various naked positions being covered up only by balls, soccer balls, footballs, etc. And she, if you ask her, said the campaign was just about embracing a fun idea.

It's called money. Two fine ones. A fun idea. That's a fun idea, right? It's money and boobs. Think you know sports? Prove it. no big is just sports so they wanted to show just sports you can trade this sport

and this sport oh man how about this or this yeah baby sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports no betting on wars or deaths and no politics. Just you, your takes on sports. Sports. I didn't like sports before,

but I love sports now. I know. I'm almost a big sports guy. It's tough because it's like so ridiculous, but it works. I mean, I watched the whole thing. I was like, oh my God.

It is intriguing. Also, it just shows how terrible, like she's not good at acting, guys. Oh, who cares? But her film career and shit, like all of that is irrelevant at this point. I can't understand what she's saying most of the time.

She's saying sports. Yes, that I understand. But she also says there's no betting on deaths or wars or politics. It's only focusing on sports. There's a lot of these other apps. You can bet on a million different things. Yeah, and they're saying just focus on predictive. I get what she's at.

But who cares? I'm not even going to bet on that thing. I'm just going to watch the commercial a thousand times. I mean, some of it is just so over the top. And then you've got to be thinking that her boyfriend is watching that going nuts. Like, I'm banging that. Of course. How great is it that I'm banging that?

Whose house, right? Ram's house. That's right, Vanessa. That's sports. You know it. Squaw, squaw. The Seahawks won. A lot of people squawing all over the GOAT line about the big win for the Seahawks, and

Johnny lost his first big bet ever. I'd like for us to recreate this commercial. Well, Allie, you're the only one. Let me think here. You have, your boobs got bigger because you're pregnant. Yes. So you're probably going to have to. But I don't think anyone wants to see it pregnant.

I mean, maybe. But if you remember that panty hall video you did, no one wanted to see it because they were turned on by it. Everyone liked to watch it like in the same way you like to look at a car accident. So you could be like the car accident version of this. Sparts! Sparts! Sparts! Sparts! Sparts! And now here's me on a pool table. It just broke. Now you'll just say jorts. Jorts. Jorts. Jorts. Jorts.

Muse has lost their social media handles to AI. It's pretty ironic given what Muse stands for. One fan pointed out that Muse has gone from making dystopian rock albums warning us about the machine takeover to being taken over by machines. So it's interesting because their Twitter and Instagram has gone from Muse to Muse the band or Muse band because Meta's new AI tool is also called Muse. And Mark Zuckerberg is such a dick for doing this because you know full well that Muse is a band and that that already is a brand that exists. and you've chosen to be like, no, that's what I want to do. It's more important. So there's no information online on whether or not money has exchanged hands.

There's been no confirmation either way. So a lot of Muse fans are going, if you took this money, that's so messed up. But then other people are going, if you took this for no money, that's also so messed up. So regardless, it's kind of ironic. K-rock band The Lumineers has been in an ongoing battle between social handles with Lumineers, that dental thing that people get done. And we talked to them about that. And they say it's really, I think that was a website situation

where they had the website Lumineers.com and then the place that does that, I don't know if it's teeth whitening or teeth straightening or whatever, but they're like, hold on one second. And then they got into a big fight about who could own Lumineers. Yeah, but then I guess it's just which one came first, right? Who came first? In this particular case, Muse, the band. Came first.

Right, had Muse first. And that's the rules. That's the rules with Facebook and Instagram and every social media handle. If you grab the handle, it's yours. Someone can't just take it and be like, I want that now. They must have gotten a tempting offer, whatever that offer was. Maybe it was money, maybe it was something else. I mean, Matt Bellamy is getting divorced.

Right. Maybe there's some money to be had there. Did you know that your phone case or lack of one could be affecting your image at work? Consultants are saying that your phone has now essentially become another workplace accessory that people can judge you on, like your shoes or your watch or your bag. And because people are constantly holding their phones in meetings and at networking events, the case or lack of case can contribute to a lot of the judgments people make about you. For example, if you've got a sleek, clean, durable case look, it shows that you're organized, responsible, and detail-oriented. If you've got a clear and simple case, it means that you're just a practical, understated professional. If you have one of those giant heavy-duty wallet strap cases, it means that you're no-nonsense and you have functionality over status.

And then the no case shows that you have swagger, confidence, status, going, hey, I don't care if my phone breaks. I don't care if I have a case or not. I'm going to risk it. I'm going to live life on the edge. What does this case say to you? I'm a mess. My case is hanging on by a thread right now. A true mess.

What is that, leather? No, I think it's some sort of pleather, but it's falling apart. As you can see, it's shredded, and then the Klein Alley Show sticker on the bottom is pretty faded as well. I'm not organized on time, but I'm incredibly creative, and I have ADHD. All right. Well, then that is spot on. By the way, someone wanted to point out, if we try to recreate that Sidney Sweeney commercial,

949 says, a basketball rim won't support Alley. So thank you for pointing that out. Probably I could only reach one of those kid ones. Yeah, it'd be like one of those Shaquille O'Neal dunks where it just shatters into a million pieces. We get into a brand new hour of the show right now. Here we go.