Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- Vanessa's Sharing, A Cheating Scandal and MORE

Episode Date: September 3, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you gotta go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey, what's going on, Klein Alley?

Are you ready? I love Klein Alley, you little bitch. Klein Alley, it's just okay. Just don't let things bother you too much. Good morning, everybody. Hey, what up, Klein Alley? Whoa, sweet divot snake, did you see that? Meet the Klein Alley Show.

Let's get the show started. The show started. the show started we are live in los angeles three two one and here we go it's klein alley show low 6.7 kro qfm and hd pasadena los angeles orange county the sonic pulse of los angeles this is the world famous k-rock fish good morning welcome to your k-rock We are Klein Alley Show. That is the sweet sounds of Vanessa and her new most viral drop where she yelled out fish yesterday. So be ready when you hear that during the show today.

And it will happen, I'm sure, because it's our new favorite thing to listen to. And because we will have fish tacos. Yeah, we're going to be giving you access. So you'll be listening today for two things. If you want to join us later on at the Endless Summer Kegger, of course, you'll be listening to the Vanessa Yelling Kegs, which we've been doing all week. That'll happen when you least expect it. But as soon as you hear it, you must call us.

And to make it even easier, she will also be yelling at fish randomly as well because we will have fish tacos there. That was a gem that happened late in the show yesterday, and I don't think any of us saw it coming, but we're glad we have it now. So be ready to call multiple times today. Of course, you can start listening to the show and paying attention. Take advantage of the Klein Alley Show Quiz that will happen for any of you that are willing to lock in for the next four hours.

And write down, take notes, or just remember important details and unimportant details from the show. That could score you access as well. and then we'll just give you a couple more chances to win. Vanessa says that we're going to try to get at least 10 more people into our endless summer kegger today, and that's not all. We've got those festivals happening on the beach. We'll make that happen for you as well.

It could be Ocean Way. It could be Ohana, and we will also get you into Universal Studios for some Halloween Horror Nights. So lots to give you this morning right here on KROQ. My name's Klein. That is Allie. Morning. That man right there.

Oh, boy, I'm fading fast. Oh, no. How are you doing? We're just starting, dude. I think I'm going through puberty or something. I'm fading fast. We've been on for one minute. All right.

Let's go ahead and call it a day. Takeaways. What do we got? That's DJ Omar Khan over there. Oh, no. That's DJ Omar Khan right there. You got Jake the Nerd. What's up?

Postmaster Johnny, who says he's got the sniffles, but he's going to power through because today's a big day. And then, of course, producer Vanessa. I'm excited for a few things. I obviously love hanging out with the listeners whenever we can, Allie, but today's also the day that we will get the big gender reveal. True. Yep.

It's going to happen whether we like it or not. So we will find out what Allie has going on inside of her body, which is a disgusting thing to say out loud. But if you think about it, I was so convinced I knew, and now I'm second-guessing myself. And I am going to put a large financial wager. I was going to ask if you were going to bet. With a listener who's hit me up and said he would go $1,000.

And he'll take the opposite side of whatever I want. Is this the same person that you already owe money to? No, I settled with that guy. That would suck. And if you listen to the Showvertime podcast yesterday, Klein was betting money on something absolutely ridiculous over the weekend. So you can find out all the details about that. So is there any inside information you want to give me?

I mean, that's the thing the guy said to me, promise you don't know. And I really don't know. But I said, you know, I should have access. This is one of those bets. Like that time we knew the person that was working at the Super Bowl halftime show and they gave us all that information ahead of time so we could put in bets and win money. This is like I should have inside information. I know you.

You know the gender. I'm not going to give you any tips or hints or anything like that, but I will remind you. Allie, get 50%. Yeah, I'll cut you in on the bet. There you go. Hot dog hamburger. What are we leaning? Huh, interesting.

Well, if you could bet on the ham dogger. Oh, God damn it. You could do that. Tells me nothing at all. Just remember that I picked one, it didn't take, and then we picked the other sex. Right, and that's what's messing my head up because I know you went the opposite of what you wanted. So we'll get into all that and much more after this on KROQ. Okay, Rob, we are a Klein Alley show.

We have lots and lots of stuff to give you today. We had to clear up some phone lines to make room for Alley Knows the News. Why the hell is everyone on the phone right now? Hey, Erica? Hello? Why are you guys calling? Hello? Hello?

Hi. What's up? I'm here, and I'm calling for the kicker tickets. Did we do something? Oh, did we play the thing? You played the fish. Oh, Omar must have hit it. Yes.

Oh, okay. You're joining us. Congratulations. You're in. Yay! I'm so excited. Thank you so much. We will see you.

I didn't realize that. Omar, you played it again another time? I guess. Oh, boy. Every time we play fish, now we've got to give away these, as we promised, we've got to give away these tickets. How can I not play fish? I know.

There's a bad thing for us to choose. Oh, my God. I did? So funny. As a lesbian, I'm with you. Erica, hold on. We will see you later today. Can't wait to meet you, all right?

Same. Thank you so much. All right, hold on. Come thirsty, come hungry. Hold on. That's Erica. At this point, if you called and said we played it, we'd probably just believe you. Yeah.

Yeah, it's hard to keep track anymore. Anyway, lots of chances to win your way in. Endless Summer Kegger happening later today in Newport Beach. And for those of you who listen to us in Orange County, you're right. We have not made... I think the last time we went there was to do some appearance at a car wash. Ah, remember the good old days when we were doing car wash appearances? Yeah, I'd kill for that again.

That was great. That was nice, actually. But they said that it's been over like two years since you guys came here and it was for a car wash. So whatever happened to that car wash? They went out of business, I'm sure, a week after we went there. No, I'm sure they're doing. I'm sure they're thriving. Any sponsor of this show is thriving.

Please have us back, car wash. Yeah, we'd love to return. That was a lot of fun. Anyway, we have lots and lots to get into today. A lot of people just want to give some appreciation for Vanessa. She, man, she was pretty open yesterday during the show over time pile. Hey, this message is for Vanessa. I just wanted to say that I appreciated the openness.

on the show for time she usually doesn't do that and i'm gonna try and say this without being too mean but um before we get into that part i just want to point out that vanessa did get very uh open and candid uh about some of her dating history dating life recent activities yes and don't scare her away yeah it was great opening up let's just let her open up okay don't scare her into being all quiet again so if you didn't hear the show over time podcast it was a long one yesterday and went on for quite a bit and we learned an awful lot some people said it was eye-opening and and vanessa did share uh more than she ever has before we got a lot of people that said something like this best show for time ever that's it that's all i have to say so you

can download that wherever you get your podcast clown alley show it's the show for time from yesterday and uh covered a lot of a lot of ground there but if you want to skip toward the end you'll hear all about vanessa and vanessa's mom please don't listen because uh she shared a lot I think, Vanessa, you shared a lot because your mom doesn't listen to that podcast, right? I mean, I didn't think it was that hardcore. I feel like it was a relatable thing that I was okay with sharing. Trust me, I won't share everything if I don't feel okay with sharing it. Oh, you will, bitch.

Because I made that mistake once, and you brought it up. When I said my mother's on vacation, you're like, oh, she did this. What did we bring up again? You know what you brought up. I don't know. Yes, you do. Anyways, I share something that I thought was relatable when you get that text again from that person that totally makes you weak, and you're like, why are you texting me?

Yeah, I know. That's rough. Yeah, you're in a spot right now. He's breadcrumbing you. Well, anyway, you can hear all the details on the Showvertown pod if you want to download that. Hardcore Omar, you freaking creep. You freaking creep.

Nothing makes me happier than when Vanessa goes hard against Omar. So if you'd like Allie's money, now's a good time to call and claim it. There's actually things happening in the world. Believe it or not, 800-520-1067. Five questions about the news. Do better than Allie and take El Cheapo's money on a thrifty Thursday after this. There's real accomplishments like calling, getting on the air of K-Rock, winning $100 of Allie's money, and bragging rights for life.

That's a real accomplishment. Then there's not real accomplishments like this. What's up, guys? I just thought of Allie for an Odo accomplishment. minutes i have 51 111.1 5 1 1 1 1 1 normally i wouldn't care about this but ali's got me psyched i care you shouldn't care about that because that's one one one one one one one nothing that means nothing and that's it doesn't mean anything but it's cool to just see it all laid out in front of you and just take a look and go i did that as ali sucks as ali claims you're right

vanessa if ali claims we don't take a picture of your auto accomplishments while driving they never happened and the reason that people get so angry is because in the time usually it takes you to notice you've hit an auto accomplishment and then do whatever you have to do to capture it the moment is gone yeah or sometimes you miss it you know you're a mile away and then you're like oh it's coming and then you you know you lose focus you forget you realize it's not anything and so you focus on anything else that's more exciting and then you realize you missed it and no one just every thousand is exciting i got i hit 163 on the way here i've been i've been on the phone with Allie before, talking about something, and in the middle

of the call, she'll go, oh, damn it! Damn it! Oh, my God, what happened? I just missed 1-2-7-7-7-7-4. I'm like, what? What are we talking about? No, or sometimes if it's my birthday, that's a big deal. Okay, damn, that's sad. Hey, Joe and Torrance, welcome to KROQ, a chance

for you to win $100 of Allie's money. We hope you take that money every day, but especially today, all right? All right. Five questions about things happening in the news. Allie will leave the KROQ studios. Ties go to the house, which is what we call Allie when she's pregnant. And if you do better than she does, you get her money regardless. And here we go.

Allie knows the news. A big recall. Over 53,000 cases of this type of beverage have been recalled because apparently it's got a terrible odor, an unpleasant taste, and texture. What is being recalled? Chocolate milk. Chocolate milk. Got a question number two.

Vanessa, put down your chocolate milk until we find out if that's the answer. Question number two. This star had to have their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame redone after it was vandalized recently. Golly, pardon. Question three. Chipotle fans are upset now about a change to a recipe of one of the items on the menu. which menu item had a recipe change

that was angering fans? Polo asado? Polo. That's right. That's how they say it. Until you are Mexican. We go to question number four. This outspoken feminist

fighter for all females has died at the age of 92. Gloria Stenner. Man, your pronunciation is on point. And we go to this final question. Earlier this week,

Ali announced there was a robbery of some beers. Over 40,000 pounds of PBRs were stolen. Well, now there's a reward for any information that will help them track down their missing beer.

How much are they offering as a reward? Oh. Um. I don't know. 20K? 20K. That's a guess?

Yes. All right. Let's bring Ali in. We'll score together. I don't know. This guy was a little too smart. Something's off. Send Allie back in.

He was quick, but... I mean, it's wild, some of the things he got right. Some of those pulls, poof. Bring out Allie and we'll score together. $100 up for grabs. I want to believe all the contestants in this game. Allie, here we go. Question one.

Yes, I'm ready. I'm going to tell you something right now. Don't be fooled by the first thing you heard from Joe. So, this guy is no dummy. Oh, damn it. So, be ready. And I am. Question one.

This type of beverage has been recalled. Over 53,000 cases were actually recalled of this type of beverage because it had an unpleasant taste, terrible odor, and texture. It's probably just a regular Arizona iced tea. You hate Arizona iced tea. Stuff sucks. Ali's the only person on the planet that hates Arizona iced tea. And that is not the right answer. I'll tell you who got it right.

Joe, who said chocolate milk. Oh. Chocolate milk. Chocolate milk is delicious. That Organic Horizon brand chocolate milk has been, you know, that shelf stable. You don't have to refrigerate it for some reason. Apparently, you have to refrigerate it because it went real bad real quick. So they're recalling that, and it stank.

We go to question number two. Allie's down one early. Question two. This star had to have their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame redone after it was vandalized. Dolly Parton. He said Dolly Parton as well. Who would vandalize a Dolly Parton star? I know, what kind of a monster?

I mean, maybe flooded with tears of sadness, but I couldn't imagine that someone felt the need to spray. Like someone out there hates her? I think they spray painted giant boobs on it. Oh, well, that's funny. She probably would have thought that was funny. We go to questions. She would have loved that.

It's probably her ghost did it. I'm just going to put this right here. Question three. Allie's still down one as we go to question three. Chipotle customers very upset after a recipe change to one of the items on the menu. What item on the menu had a recipe change that is angering fans and customers? Maybe it's their, it can't be those horrible sofritas.

Maybe their barbacoa? Not the barbacoa. I'll tell you who got it right. Damn. Joe. He said the pollo. Well, actually he said polo, but it's the pollo asado that has been, I think, their original chicken on the menu. Oh, really?

Changed the recipe. What did they do to it? I don't know, but people aren't happy about it. Those Chipotle diehards, man, you do change even a little something. Add a little bit more salt. Like, something's off. They're so good at pissing off customers. They really are.

Like, we're trying. We're all trying. But it's kind of, it bites them in the ass long term. Because remember, we learned, if you look angry when you're there, then they put more meat on your bowl. So, they're pissing off customers, and then we're looking pissed. And then we're getting more pollo asado. Another scoop of this new meat. Question number four.

Allie's down two now with two questions left. Could be an expensive day for you. No. Outspoken feminist, fighter for all females. Died at the age of 92. Gloria Steinem. All right. He also got that kind of right.

He called her Stenem, but whatever, regardless, I would give him a point. He shouldn't get that right if he said Stenem. To Gloria Stenem. That's not right. That's way close enough. He knew it was. Stenem. He's a guy.

She wasn't fighting for him. So he doesn't need to learn her name? That's right. Got it. Excellent point. Thank you. Thank you, Omar. Can't wait for your tribute later.

I'm glad someone thought so. Oh, I have a tribute planned. Lovely. As a father of two daughters, and I'm my wife's lady. Is that as far as you've gotten? I know a lot of ladies, and I want to thank her for whatever she does. Allie is an F word. Oh, man.

And she made it possible to women to feel empowered enough to say that. That's my little woman right there who called Allie an F word. Final question. Allie's down two still. I think that means you lost. Pops Blue Ribbon PBR had a bunch of beer stolen earlier this week, but now there's a reward offered for any information that helps them track down their 40,000 pounds of stolen beer. What is the reward they've offered up for that much beer?

I believe it was $20,000. He guessed. He didn't know. He just threw a random number out there. The number he threw out there was $20,000. And that is the correct answer. Oh, my God. At the end of it all, I think Joe got a perfect score.

Wow. Has that even ever happened? I don't think we've ever had a player get a perfect score, ever. So, Joe, you have just made history on K-Rock. You've taken Allie's money, and you've forced her to shamefully admit what? That I'm Allie, and Joe knows the news. Congratulations. Everything that Gloria fought for her entire life just crumbled before our very eyes.

It's important that a woman loses on a day like this. Allie loses to a man, and we've proven that our brains are bigger. You're better than me. So congratulations, Joe and Allie. Shame, shame on you. Hold on for your $100, Joe. I'm going to give a man my money. And we're getting breakfast back here.

Oh, yeah. God damn it. Sucks for me as well. All right, get your orders in. Yes. Get some breakfast on the ready. Here's a new song for you from a Seattle-based band on K-Rock. You can't do anything around here without controversy.

I was thinking we'd move on and talk about how Jake's turned into a real diva, but sadly, don't worry. You know what you did, pal. This is crazy. No, I don't. Check the chat. Yeah, check the chat. Chat?

No one responds. Hey, Joe, quickly. Joe just was our contestant in Alley Knows the News, and I'm just leaving the text line. And there's a lot of people that are, congratulations, Joe. I just did a standing ovation in my car. Five for five, amazing.

Bring Joe back for $500 Friday. And then there's a whole slew of texts from people that listen every morning and they claim, I think Joe cheated. And AI cheated. What do you have to say about that, Joe? I think it's just a bunch of haters. They don't know the news.

I'm driving to work right now. I have no way to look these up. I don't think Joe cheated, by the way. You don't know him. I don't get that vibe from Joe. Joe, let me ask you a serious question. The next time we do a lie day Friday, would you be able to come into the studio, let us strap you down to the lie detector machine, ask you one question,

did you cheat or did you play the game fairly? And if you answer and you are telling the truth, we will quadruple the money that you just won from Allie. Whoa. And if you are lying, then you owe me quadruple the money. Yeah, I'm down. Okay. So that's how you stand by that you did not cheat.

You knew the answers to all those questions. Yes. Someone said the way he said polo instead of pollo just shows that he was reading. There's a lot of interesting people, detectives, sleuths that are looking into this. And we like to make sure the show is 100% fully transparent. Good, bad, and otherwise. Yeah, but when he said 20 grand, he said it so quick. And he said it as a guess.

Well, 20 grand seems like a strange, accurate guess. But okay, I'm not going to pull him out on that one. But the glorious stentum and the polo. Yeah, so you didn't look it up. You're just super white and don't know how to say pollo? That's right. I saw some of these things on the news today as far as when I was watching KTLA. Well, how do you pronounce, if you order, I'm going to test your knowledge to see how white you really are.

You order a sizzling platter of meat that comes out to the table and some tortillas to put it in. What is that called? Fajitas. Suspect. Yeah, you should have said fajitas. How can you say fajita but not... Quite the PI, Klein. Thank you, Omar.

Can I ask him a white person question? Sure, Johnny. Name one of the friends on the TV show Friends. I believe he's white. I'm not questioning him. Why are we asking him questions about being white? I believe he's white. I thought we were just doing white people questions.

No, we're not, Johnny. Once again, you're off. We're trying to see his pronunciation of other Mexican staples. And the fact that he got pollo wrong and called it polo. The whitest of all the sports is polo. All right. Listen, Joe. And the whitest of all the shirts, you're right.

how do you think everybody tries to cheat that even the even the uh people that are the best cheaters that we've had on the phone they take forever yeah it's way too long yeah but 405 and several others said he's using real-time ai so the ai is reading klein's question and providing him with an instant answer you think he's doing that for this show i don't know for a hundred measly dollars joe are you wearing uh meta glasses right now no you wearing a wire man all right you I'm not wearing enough of the wire. You swear? Say, I, Joe, solemnly swear I played the game honestly.

I, Joe, solemnly swear I played the game honestly. And if I am lying, a curse will be put upon me and my entire family. Witchy potions. If I am lying, a curse will be placed upon me and my whole family. Naka, naka, dee, ka. Pisha, sho, meh, meh, bang, bang, bang. Oh, boy. All right, Joe.

We will see you on the next Lie Day Friday, and then we'll have your money waiting, okay? All right. All right. I appreciate it, but maybe I do believe him. You still don't believe him, huh? I didn't hear any of it, obviously, so I don't really know. I thought that he was... I think it's questionable that I have to give this man money

if everyone is so convinced that he's cheating. I think that Omar makes the best point here, which is would he really go through any of this trouble for this stupid, stupid thing for $100? This is not an Ocean's Eleven sort of situation. It's not a big plot. If he's just opening AI, that's it. It's not that hard. Is that how it works?

I don't think so. I don't think so. Unless he's paying. It takes a while. Yeah, unless he's paying for the good AI. Yeah, you have to input all the prompts and the questions. There's no way this guy had the time to do it. No way.

All right. So everyone thinks he's on. I know you guys want your breakfast, so you're going to defend him. Allie wants her money, so she's going to say he cheated. And I also want breakfast. So you're torn right now. Yeah, I like breakfast too. Don't go anywhere.

We have more show after this. You don't want to miss a moment of the show because you could miss a moment like this. And now, it's time for A Moment with Kevin. General admission tickets to Universal Studios, Hollywood. That's a tough one to say. God damn it. That was A Moment with Kevin. K-Rock, fine alley show, big day today.

Moist Joyce in the house. Kegger, can't wait. Moist Joyce getting excited for the kegger. She's been working on her official introduction to welcome everyone to the kegger. This is Moist Joyce, and welcome to the first annual Klein Alley Show, Kegger and Klam Slam. Man, I love a Klam Slam. So anyway, that's Moist Joyce. She's very excited. She loves drinking, loves partying. She was a Studio 54 gal back in her day, and so anyway.

She sent us pictures. Yeah, that's right. We did see some pictures, and she used to be a... Dino-mite. A snack. I believe in her day, yes, she used to be dino-mite. That's well said. We'll get into your news now that a brand new hour of the show will begin, and we have lots of chances for you to win tickets to join us later today for the Endless Summer Kegger,

including the return to beat your boss because you would probably want to get either today off or leave early today, perhaps, or get tomorrow off so that you can turn a long weekend into a longer weekend. If you can get tomorrow off, that's more than we can do. Yeah, we tried and we failed and we're going to be working late tonight. But regardless, if you'd like to go ahead and play that with us,

go ahead and talk to your boss. Make sure they'll agree to come on the air if you beat them and you prove you know more than the person that is technically your superior, well, then we will, as long as they're willing to give you the day off, we will let you play the game and win your way in. And that'll be later this morning.

But you can call Vanessa anytime, 800-520-1067, or hit us up in the DMs or text us, and we will get you on to that later this morning on the show. Right now, though, there's this, your news. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. We have another legend that has passed on.

She wasn't 80, but she was old, and she was iconic. Gloria Steinem, the feministiest feminist of all. More than any list. Oh, yeastiest? Feminiestiest, yeah. We say that in the community. Oh, you do?

Is that how you know you're the biggest feminist? Feminiesty. Of the yeastiest. She was more of a feminist than any lesbian with a pitbull that you've ever met. She died 92 years old, lived a long, very eventful life. She led the March for Women's Rights. She was one of the first people ever to write about things like contraception in the 60s when no one wanted to hear about that stuff.

She also wrote about abortion and domestic violence. All right. She helped create New York Magazine. She also, here, you'll like this, Omar, because it's a D joke. She helped form the National Women's Caucus. Oh, boom. Hilarious. Funny stuff.

The Presidential Medal of Freedom. She earned that. She also went undercover as a Playboy Bunny to expose how badly the women were being treated there. Yeah, that was crazy. That was a great undercover investigation that she pulled off. Yeah, I think all. She went through the whole bunny training and everything. For a lot of bays, yeah.

That was crazy. She was a part of it. But most importantly, as Omar said, she was hot. Cool. And that's really all that matters when it comes to women. Let me talk about her legacy. Oh, what's her name again? Stenum.

Oh, let me Google her. Glorious now. Glorious now. She actually does. I search her by cup size. A lot of amazing things. Younger, younger version. Do you want to give a tribute or?

Yeah, listen. I think that women need more advocates. Whoa, yeah, she's a looker. I'm in the middle of a tribute, God damn it. Oh, sorry, my bad. She has a memoir coming out later this month. I think that it's important to have. Women should feel heard.

Now they won't. R.I.P. I do have audio of her biggest and most iconic quotes. I'm sure she wouldn't like it. This is a tribute. You have audio, audio? I have audio this time because I wanted to make up for last time. You ready?

We're ready. These are her top five quotes. number five a gender equal society would be one where the word gender does not exist see i have audio is that her yeah what the hell it is more rewarding to watch money change the world than watch it accumulate isn't it impactful are these actually quotes she said these are her quotes yeah but it's a robot oh i'm so happy that we're finally hearing the stories and voices of women who make america we do what we see not what we're told what why are you doing that why are you snapping planning ahead is a measure of class the rich and even the middle class plan for future

generations but the poor can plan ahead only a few weeks or days ah this bitch oh my god r.i.p shoot a lot of amazing things all right we have some good airplane news which is hard to come by these days airports are probably going to be a mess this weekend and tickets are more expensive than ever but frontier airlines our new spirit is offering a 249 all you can fly pass for a one-time fee you travel anywhere that frontier flies unlimited until february 2027 they've offered this similar things before for summer travel but they're upgrading it and all you have to do after you pay the 249 bucks is any flight you want to take you pay a penny to book any additional flight And then you do have to do like government taxes and crap like that.

And also keep in mind, you have to pay for pretty much everything else, like any kind of bag you want to bring to pick your seat, all that kind of stuff, which does add up. But they do fly to Mexico, Vegas, Central America. So you can get a lot of international flights for a pretty low price. But isn't it very like almost impossible because you have to wait like the day before and see if there's any availability? There's a catch, right? There's always a catch. I think there's also a catch with if you're traveling with a group or any other person. If you individually have this pass, I think they make it really difficult for you to fly with other people.

There's no blackout dates around the holidays, too, and they can get more money for their tickets. All of a sudden, you try to book a ticket on Christmas. Sorry, pal. I didn't read anything about that, but maybe it's like what Omar said. Like, you don't really get first pick. You know what I mean? That sounds about right. But Southwest is also opening their own lounges at the airport.

It's going to be a trashy-ass lounge. I can't wait. Southwest is basically announcing plans to launch their first ever network of premium airport lounges. And this will be with Chase. And they're all set to start in late 2027. If a golf club hits you in the head, it hurts. And a golfer at a local course, he was just minding his own business golfing. He saw this guy run across the course.

And it was kind of interrupting his game. So he tried to confront him. And the guy started to chase him. And so he decided to run away. He got on his golf cart, tried to escape, but the suspect caught up to him and then took his own driver and struck him in the head with it and then left. And they're still looking for him. So they have some pictures of him that they were able to get.

You know, I couldn't find anything about like how the guy is. I assume he's okay. I'd rather get hit in the head with a driver than an iron for sure. You think so? Oh yeah. Iron would, that could kill you, I think. Because of the edge. The driver's at least kind of hollow in the middle.

Is that hollow in the middle? Yeah. Yeah, the modern day ones. Yeah, I got hit once, but I'm okay now. I believe that. No, you're not. It was a driver. You should be suing.

Whatever happened, Johnny, you are not okay. Just want to point that out. So apparently that guy is going to have long-term effects. Find that guy and offer him a job, screaming the phones here at K-Rock, whoever that is. He'll be our next Johnny. All right, we'll get into a brand new hour of the show next. We got tickets, lots of tickets to give you.

Halloween Horror Nights, Universal Studios. We'll make that happen for you. More tickets to the Endless Summer Kegger, which is happening later today in Newport Beach at Bahia. Oh, it's going to be a great time. And it all starts after the Cranberries on KROQ.