Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 1- World Cup Villains, Klein's Doctors Visit and MORE

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

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Are you ready? I love Klein Alley, you little bitch. Klein Alley, it's just okay. Just don't let things bother you too much. Good morning, everybody. Hey, what up, Klein Alley? Whoa, sweet divot steak, did you see that? Meet me at the Klein Alley Show.

Let's get this show started. The show started. the show started we are live in los angeles three two one and here we go it's klein alley show low 6.7 kro qfm and hd pasadena los angeles orange county the sonic pulse of los angeles this is the world famous k-rock oh yeah good morning welcome to your bf thursday it is the frequent it's here we are klein alley show nice to meet you thanks for Coming back for more, thanks for listening to us. If you're stuck in the back of a rideshare on the way to the airport, regardless,

we are here with you for the next four hours plus, and we'll make it worth your while with tickets to Disneyland, tickets to Evanescence at the Kia Forum, and I'm sure much, much, much, much more. My name's Clyne. There's Allie. Morning. That is DJ Omar Khan right there. He is the audio sniper extraordinaire.

Then there's Jake the Nerd. What's that? Who was smelling armpits all over the streets of Burbank yesterday for the first official pit check, pit stops of the new heat wave summer. I have a great job. It's a great job. I was listening to some of his audio this morning. We'll get to it later, Allie.

And it turns out, from what I could tell, a lot of people stank pretty bad yesterday. Yeah, yesterday was bad. I went swimming with my kid, and we got in the pool, and it just felt like I was in a warm bath. I was just like, ugh, this isn't even refreshing. It's so warm everywhere. In the back taking the calls, Vanessa and Postmaster Johnny, the number to join us, to text us, to interact with the show, 800-520-1067. Vanessa is completely flip-flopped for loyalty. You know, she was all about Colombia, go Colombia.

And lately, she now has completely jumped on the Spain bandwagon. She's on the Spain train. But it's interesting to see why she is with Spain now and how she was also telling us who we need to root for based on our American history. It was very strange yesterday. By the way, every time there's been a World Cup game, which has been going on now for, it feels like, forever. Obviously, there's only, you know, one game left

minus the loser game, which is happening on Saturday between the, you know, the third and fourth spell. I think France and England get to play. Oh, there is? I didn't even know that. There's a loser game on Saturday, but apparently it's still a big deal, I guess. Who knows? Vanessa has been so, she,

it's almost like she's made it her mission to make us want to care about soccer in the same way that she cares about it. And every show, pretty much for the last month now, she's come in here and gotten mad at us. She's mad at us for every reason, though. She's mad at us when we don't care about it. I have the mad testosterone.

Sports, bitches. Sports. Well, okay. I don't know what any of that is. That's what's happening. But she does have the highest testosterone on the show, as we learned. And I think it's all, she's like roid raging or something about World Cup stuff. Because if we come in here and say we didn't watch it, she gets mad.

If we say we watched it, she goes, you don't even know what you're watching. She's like, oh, bandwagoners. We're like, what do you want from us? Meanwhile, she's out there going by in a Spain jersey, which is like unbelievable. I didn't know that you, like, your loyalty is to a certain team or a certain country, and then when they lose, you just completely choose a different team, and you're all about that team and getting a jersey for that team. It's wild to me that you can switch so easily.

Well, for the World Cup, once your team's out, you, like, every game you choose someone. Because you want to root for a country. Yeah, but it's, like, you think about the Super Bowl, you're going to pick somebody, but you're not going to buy a jersey for that team and be that into it. Well, this time, I feel it in my heart because it's against Argentina. She really hates Argentina. She hates Argentina, which is real. I don't hate Argentina.

I hate the team. Because I would think that Vanessa, who's from Colombia, her team's out, so you pick a... The closest proximity. Another South American place. That is how some people choose. Some people are like, let's keep it at home, as in like South America. And I was like, nah, they already won. They're too cocky over there.

Give it to the underdog So I mean not much of an underdog They're the second best team in all of the world I think they did win a couple of world cups But here listen this is Vanessa yesterday Harassing us I mean bullying us to be honest We're all getting these voice memos throughout the day But aren't you so happy that you're getting them

No I think you are God damn it guys Argentina just scored So it's now 1-1 If you can please watch this game because this is an important one Every game she has said They're all important ones I mean, but she has been telling us this, the amount of messages we've got about whatever you're doing, stop doing it and put on the game.

And my interest for yesterday's game was to periodically check the score and go home. And I hope you're going for England. They are your colonizers, so you should. Damn it, Argentina, this game was almost over. Now we're going to go into over time. Jesus. She's getting more stressed out as the game goes on. And I can't even, and if I'm a little behind or if I move away from the TV for a moment,

I don't want to get these updates from Vanessa. She's going to spoil it, right? Yeah, she spoils everything. Oh, my God. Forget it. Argentina just scored again. I mean, I can't even, I can't even catch up with the game. She's moving faster than the game is.

This is ridiculous. I'm mad. There's eight more minutes. I have a feeling they could win. Come on, England. You hear that guy yelling goal in the back. She's so mad. It's like a dying cow.

Right. Come on, England. 9 plus 9 and Argentina just f***ing scored. God damn it. Oh my gosh. Let me tell you something. Only

Argentina is happy. Only Argentina. And the fakers that don't know about soccer and they're like, Messi, no. No one is happy right now. No one is happy except for... The guy in the background screaming seems pretty happy. He seems really happy. And the people that don't know about soccer

that go for Messi. F*** this. jeez whoa aggressive i didn't realize that messy was like the mahomes of the soccer world it was like why does this guy keep winning he plays differently than everybody else why is he successful he's too cocky there's a lot of hate for him just like they always do with like the tom brady and oh they get the calls the refs on their side they favored the sport right the league is doing things to try to make them go further because it's better for jersey sales and better for world, you know, dominance.

So there's a lot of thoughts where people feel like other countries are not getting the fair shake, right? I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to go all in on Team USA Women's. Boom.

Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm excited for Women's World Cup. Why aren't we focused on that? We've won, like, four of them. Swoosh Fest. Four or five. Moving on.

Let's go with a team that actually wins. If they get messy on their team, I'll start watching. We got a decent show in store for you, believe it or not. And we will make it

all worth your while. Ali's Money coming up in about five minutes or less. If you want it, keep listening to K-Rock. Hey, Rod. We are Kline Alley's show, and people are pointing out a lot now. We're not going to spend most of the show talking about World Cup

stuff, but people are pointing out now that I was exactly right and exactly wrong about my prediction yesterday about the game that took place. I forgot about that, and then there was this message on the GOAT line. Kline, your winning and losing streak continues as you once again have predicted the wrong team

to win the game. But you got the score right, so that's something, My prediction yesterday was actually spot on because I have the audio of it, Allie. And if you remember what I said yesterday, I said, I'm going to be wrong. So do the opposite of what I said. And you were right. And the opposite of what I said was exactly what happened. This was yesterday this happened.

I'm going to make a bet for the World Cup game today. It's Argentina versus England. I was wondering who you think is going to win. Well, I've been wrong on every prediction I've made so far. So I would go with the exact opposite of what I tell you right now. That's how I started the call. I said, go with the opposite. And if she had gone with the opposite of what I said, she would have been in the money.

Okay. I believe that England will win the game today. Okay. And it will be an England-Spain World Cup Finals. Okay. I don't believe that Messi is going to get any, and it's hard for me to say that because I look like the guy, but. Any goals? I don't think he's getting any goals today.

Zero. He's going to be shut out. Oh. Okay. Do you think Argentina is going to get any goals? Argentina will score. Final score will be 2-1. Okay.

All right. Thank you. You're welcome. Enjoy, Pasi. The exact opposite. 2-1. Yeah, but you were right that Messi didn't score any goals. No goals.

But, of course, the headlines were, like, Messi leads team to victory. Exactly. What? Exactly. The text line is saying, you know, that FIFA decided to make Messi the golden poster boy because he cried and quit playing and all this other stuff. There's a lot of reasons why people, the world, has really gotten against Argentina. But I think they're embracing it.

To be the villain, sometimes you embrace that role. And you go, now let's go ahead and show the world. And he's the short king. Short king. He's got a lot to prove. I get it. I get it. He needs more cups to stand on.

Ali wants me to go out today in a messy jersey and try to get a bunch of free stuff, pretending I'm messy at local businesses. And I want you to work on your accent, your Argentinian accent. What would that sound like? No, no bueno. Go ahead. No bueno. Do it, do it. No bueno.

No bueno. Does he have a high-pitched mousy voice like Beckham, too? No, I don't think he does. I've heard him speak, but I don't think he has a weird voice. But you can do that just for funsies. Maybe I'll go places and I'll bring a translator, and then I can just kind of babble. And then the translator can say, like, give him something free. This is messy.

Yeah, and then you can put your arms out wide like he does and do the bird fly thing. I've got to get a lot of tattoos between now and then to make that happen. Quick break. We're back in a moment. Already people on the phone want Allie's money. If you want some cash to start your Thursday and start your pre-quend with, Give us a call now, 800-520-1067. Five questions about things in the news.

Do better than Allie, and she will pay you some money. She is currently undefeated this week. Rarely will she get through an entire week without paying the people. So today could be your day. Call now and get paid next on KROQ. Pepper City on KROQ. We are Klein Allie's show. In a moment, you'll have a chance to take Allie's cash.

A hundred bucks could be yours. On this thrifty Thursday, El Cheapo hates parting with her money every single day of the week, but especially on a Thursday. It burns her twice, so I hope you win. And if you're on the phone right now, please study up so you know a thing or two about what's happening in the world. Ali is feeling... I'm the messy of Ali Knows the News. She's unbeatable, but also hateable at the same time.

Everyone hates me, but I love to win. So she's going to get the hell out of the studio in a moment. But first, let's say hi to Nate in North Hollywood, who would like to take your money this morning. Hey, Nate, good morning. Hey, how's it going? It's going fine with us. Hopefully, it's going to go a lot better with you. All you've got to do is answer these questions quickly, confidently, and accurately.

No cheating. Allie's going to go ahead and sequester herself out there in the asbestos-filled hallways of K-Rock, which is probably great for an unborn baby. And as soon as she's out of here and that door is closed, your round will begin. Here we go. Allie knows the news. We should probably start with the biggest story in the world right now. So Costco is getting a new hot food item at their California location food courts.

What is making its way to Costco food courts? California. Chicken tenders, chicken strips. Chicken tendies. We go to question number two. There's a cheating scandal happening at the California DMV. In a sentence, what exactly is the cheating scandal taking place at the California DMV that's being investigated? It's something with the written test.

There's like 11,000 people have to retake it or something like that. We've got a question number three right now. Off to a great start. 95-year-old William Shatner has just been announced to be joining the lineup of what music festival taking place? Coachella. Go to Coachella. All right, write that down.

We've got a question number four. The very funny Danny McBride will be directing a movie based on what toy slash animated show? Ooh, I don't know. Elmo. Elmo. And we go to this final question. Campbell's Soup.

Been there for us during the Great Depression. Still there for us now. In case you're going through a breakup, want to eat right out of the can like a hobo, has just announced that they're getting into something very trendy in the world of food. And what have they announced that they'll be releasing? Special Campbell's with what?

Creatine. Creatine, Campbell's, Sue. Oh, my God. You better believe I'll be first in line for that. All right, send Allie in. We'll score together. Oh, man, it's chicken, creatine. Oh, don't say anything else.

Allie's reentering the studio. Let's not give her any hints. All right, she's back in now. Once again, you're battling this guy. Nate wants your money, and he wants it now. Allie, I'm going to tell you something about Nate. He didn't suck. Okay.

Which is something I can't say about a lot of the contestants during Allie Knows the News. Can't say it about me. Definitely cannot. Question one. Costco. Food court. Getting themselves a new hot item in California locations.

What is coming to Costco food courts? Big news. They don't make changes often. A tamale? Tamale. Interesting guess. Terrible guess, but interesting one. I'll tell you who got it right.

Nate gave us the answer of chicken tendies. Ah, tendies. And tendies are going everywhere these days. Universally loved by children. And adults. Chicken tenders. And adults. And her.

So what the hell? Why not? And I'm sure if Costco's doing it, their Kirkland Tendies are probably great. I'm sure they're awesome. And I think that it transcends. It's everybody's go-to, I think, for any concert or game. Yeah, there's a lot of food my kids order and don't finish. But I get real excited when they don't finish their tendies.

Because that means I get some half-eaten tendies. All right, we've got a question two. That's a one-nothing. Nate is in the lead early. Love it. I had a feeling this morning when I woke up. Today's the day I was going to pay out. Just had that feeling.

Question two. The California DMV is involved in some sort of a cheating scandal right now. In one sentence, can you describe exactly what is happening at the California DMV? I think everyone has to retake the written test. He said that as well. Thousands of people. Apparently, there was a whole bunch of cheating going on with the written test. Cheating, man.

Yeah. And the written test at the California DMV, I mean, if you ever got your driver's license, you know the written test part, I think, should not be very important at all. Oh, it's very important. The driving part is the only thing that matters. There's a lot of people that can do well on written tests because you can remember stuff, but you can't drive for S. Yeah, I know, but how many times

did people fail the written test? Me, twice, three times. I think I, yeah, I can't remember how many times I had to take it. But I'm not good at testing, and apparently that question about how long do you wait before you can drink alcohol and drive,

you don't write when you feel better, which is what I thought every time. Roll down the windows. Yeah, so that's wrong. To help you wake up. All right, you guys both get the point. 2-1, Nate is still in the lead. We go to question number three.

95-year-old William Shatner has just been added to the lineup of what music festival? Oh, man, I saw this and I can't remember. Band's Warped Tour? I know, that's not right. That's a terrible...

That'd be so funny, though. William Shatner Skateboards over there? Yeah. That is not right. He said Coachella, also not right. Riot Fest.

Oh, right. He's going to be backed by a metal band. He's going to be going to Riot Fest. We go to your next question and answer. And by the way,

Ali, still down one with two questions left. Danny McBride. Very funny, Danny McBride has been tapped to direct a movie based on what toy-slash-animated show?

Is it G.I. Joe? He said Elmo, but the correct answer is G.I. Joe. G.I. Joe. Knowing this half the battle. And now Ali has tied things up. Amazing, exciting. One to two-two now. Wow, this is where it gets good.

It's like the game yesterday. It really is. Coming up from behind. Final question. All comes down to this. Question number five. And I want to say, however this goes, Nate, I like the way you played the game. Campbell's Soup has been around for a long-ass time,

but they are now getting involved in a very trendy thing in food with a new release that they've announced. What is the new announcement from Campbell's? I know you'll be happy about this because they are releasing five new protein soups. Okay. Oh, no. He said creatine soup, so he was getting close.

That's, yeah, I mean, it's basically the same thing. Nah, different. The correct answer is protein soup. I do think a creatine craze is going to be next, though. Wow, that's exciting. Well, listen, Nate, you put in a valiant effort. I wish we had money for you. We do not.

And what must you shamefully admit is Allie has got that smug-ass look on her pregnant face. My name is Nate, and Allie knows the news. That's right. Thank you for that, Nate. Tomorrow morning, at this exact time, $500 up for grabs. It's a $500 Friday. So if you didn't call today or you didn't get through, it's okay. Tomorrow's going to be your day with us right here on KRO.

It's a good day to be locked in, not only because we have your Disneyland tickets coming up later. We've been talking about that. But I believe at some point during the show today, we will receive a box in the mail. And inside of that box will be a couple of very limited edition Klein Alley Show merch drops, including the Make Alley Fat Again hats, which we're so excited to have. It's happening, guys. We were going to have those hats made regardless if she was pregnant or not. So if you think it's being insensitive, don't worry.

The plan was to fatten Alley up regardless. So you think after this baby is born, I should just stay fat? Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, yeah, totally. For the sake of comedy and for the sake of pretty much all other things, yes, you must stay fat. I can't go the way of, like, Rebel Wilson and Mindy Kaling, the people that just look weird, skinny. They've all gotten unfunny. They've all gotten unfunny.

And, like, serious about their nutrition and health and stuff. It's the worst. Boring. No one wants that. So we got that to look forward to. Also, very excited. I do believe today we will see the first ever batch of I've Never Been Intimate with Jake shirts. That was fast.

Which, listen, when you've got the right thing at the right time, when lightning strikes, you've got to hit it. And people are very excited about these shirts. I think they're going to arrive today. I think they even have different colors. People are demanding them. And you'll have a chance. When they arrive, we'll start giving them out immediately. So I'm catching up on the podcast.

And you guys mentioned, you know, the shirt that you guys have for Jake, which is a phenomenal idea. Wonderful. Jake needs one more shirt to add to the pile. you know but you also stumbled upon another really good idea that's theoretically fun like screw having jake's name on it just have a shirt that says theoretically fun and then on the back the client alley show on k-rock you guys would you guys would sell so many shirts so many like that's easy money y'all all right bye we're not we're not uh selling the shirt thank you for the eggs y'all. We're not

selling the shirts. We're just giving them to you for putting up with us every morning. We can't make money off of you. Vidal on KROQ. Quickly, because then I've got to talk about why I was at a doctor before we even went on the air, which is crazy to think that a doctor wanted to see me at 5 a.m. this morning. What's up, Vidal? Hey, what's up, Tyne?

How are you? I'm all right. What's up? Just wanted to let you guys know that you guys are being really badly influenced by that Colombian girl. Vanessa let the man speak hold on you may speak what what do you why is uh Vanessa influencing us in a bad way because uh if there's a storyline here uh Messi is actually the good guy and Ronaldo the bad guy nobody hates like everybody loves Messi but you guys are getting the whole

idea that they hate on him because they make calls for him. No, he doesn't even, he gets followed all the time. And he's a good guy. Everybody loves him. Like, don't trust. Well, I think it is the top selling jersey in all of professional soccer. I think

one of the top selling jerseys in the world, obviously. So listen, some people have to love him if they're going to get his name, walk around his name. Vanessa has got her own opinions about it. And Vanessa, as we've learned, does not like anyone to have opinions other than hers. We must all share her opinions. Yeah, and if we didn't share it from the beginning, then we can't then have her opinion because then she's still mad we didn't have her opinion from

the beginning i uh i had to go to see a doctor before getting in here today which seems crazy because can't be a legitimate doctor if they're going to see you at five in the morning well i was they called during the show the other day and i said i can't talk now i'm on the air and then afterwards i tried to set an appointment and i couldn't none of the times worked it was all we're on the air for everything and he goes and i think he only works the first part of the day doctors these days oh they're like last patient 11 a.m yeah they're like i don't do i don't see people fridays i don't see people mondays i do a couple i don't understand sometimes i'm in this office sometimes i'm in this office what are you doing guys how much money they're making where they can

just decide they're gonna see two people a week and call it a week but regardless the guy says uh i said i'm not gonna be able to he goes well when do you get into work i said six ish he goes uh you need uh i can see you at five i go a.m he goes sure if you can be here at 5 a.m i'll see at 5 a.m so i went and saw this guy this is about my snoring situation which as you know i've done so many things to try to deal with it it's a terrible sound and i feel i feel bad for my wife feel bad for the dog that's real sounds of me snoring that's not a sound effect and uh it's only gotten worse since i did the second surgery now two different surgeries to try to stop the snoring from happening it's only gotten worse the snoring maybe you have to just

embrace that you're never going to get rid of it. And now I understand why he wants to see you at 5 a.m. because all the snoring people are awake. And why are you anti CPAP machines? He said that's not going to do it. He said that's not going to do anything for me. He said that I've got a fat tongue.

Oh. I suffer from sausage toe and a fat tongue. And the fat tongue is not going even though I've made so much extra space in my neck supposedly I'm not letting any air flow and a CPAP machine is going to force air where there shouldn't be air. Have you ever done a sleep study?

Well, yeah, that's how this whole thing started, dude. So they didn't recommend a CPAP machine at all? No. They just recommended surgery. Wow. They said I had no space. The CPAP would do nothing. There was nowhere for the air to go.

So now... It would just balloon up your face. That's what happened back then. You would just inflate and go to the ceiling? Looked like one of those caricatures they draw of you at the zoo. Cool. You'd be like a Macy's parade? So this guy says, get here at 5 in the morning.

I said, that's insane. I've never heard it in my life. Does he work out of a van? That's what I thought, too. He's got a legitimate office. And he said, the best part is you don't have to feed the meters. Oh, yeah, that is nice. That is the best part.

So I go, and I walk in, and he's there. And I say, how long have you been here? He goes, I like to come in at 3. Guy comes in at 3 a.m. This guy's got to be crazy. This is a red flag. It is. He did have a lot of plants in the office, like way more plants than there should be in a doctor.

Real plants or fake plants? They're real, like real plants. Dude was kind of like holistic and weird. And he's feeling my neck And he's rubbing my throat And he's got his fingers in my mouth And doing something with my tongue And he says my chi is off

And then he says No he said that for reals Yeah dude He said your chi is off Is that the way to fix your chi His D in your mouth He said yeah I gotta fix your chi with my D

I said hey As long as it's covered by insurance And then he Come on you don't have to feed the meter And then he did some Feed me And then he He proceeded to tell me that I am carrying too much stress in my jaw and that stress that I'm carrying in my jaw is the reason why I'm snoring.

And I said, what kind of weird hippie ass crap is this? And he goes, I will fix you, but it's going to be a process. And basically, how are you going to eliminate stress in your jaw, especially when talking is your job every day? I don't. He said it's not about talking. He said, I live a stressful life. I need to let thoughts go. The guy, what his job is, he's a dentist. That's his job.

He's a dentist. Oh, no. Run. He has come up, Allie. He has come up with... As somebody who has been victimized by a horrible dentist, and he was a guy who talked to me about all kinds of stuff that no other dentist does this. Didn't he say that?

Yes. I'm not like other dentists? Yeah, that's what he said. Yes. Did he brag about his clients? He did mention some of the people he's helped this problem with. Did he say he invented a new way that nobody else knows? Yeah, five patents.

Yeah, that these are all the things that my dentist said before he totally effed up my mouth. And then I had major jaw problems. And then no one would work on my jaw because they didn't want to get sued. The guy showed me some sort of a contraption. I'm sure he did. It looked like a penis. What is this contraption? It's a condom.

It's two balls and a shaft. He showed me this thing he built. And it looks like something like a kid would put together with like random stuff. And he goes, this is going to go in your mouth. And if I approve you, I haven't been approved yet. It's a whole approve process. Let's take beds and see if you get approved or not. This is how cults start.

Hold on. This is exclusive. Okay. Maybe I'll accept you as one of my clients. He said if he chooses me, he'll solve this problem for me. If he chooses me. I'm either a thousand percent. This guy in network?

He didn't even charge me for the meeting. He just said, go on your way. I'm sure he didn't because he's going to gouge you later. He said, I'll call you back. He said, this thing, Ali, this thing looked like a weird ass. Can you find this guy online or see any reviews about him? Have you looked into? No, I didn't do any of that.

What's this thing supposed to do? Okay, Omar, great, great question. It fits around. It's supposed to stretch your jaw for his. It fits around my mouth. About the size I ate it. The top of my mouth. Again, ball gag.

It's a ball gag. And I stand in his closet And I wait for him to leave This leash is an important part of it Guys, this is medicine It's a Okay, it's some sort of a weird Wiry, almost like

Remember when the nerds Used to wear the head Headgear It doesn't go around your whole head though It just goes around the top teeth And then it's got this device This is where he said the magic happens oh my god and uh the vice is like a it's like a silicone ball of some sort oh my god do you

hear yourself yes when i say it out loud it sounds ridiculous how did you meet this guy did somebody tell you about him in a boba shop someone at a farmer's market there you go mentioned that they knew of a guy that was a telltale of a man that can stop snoring no matter what what the situation is and you said i'll ask no more questions i'll be there yeah so you put this thing in your mouth and it's going to move your tongue aside to allow airflow yeah it pushes your tongue down my fat ass tongue and it pushes it out of the way to eliminate the gag reflex to to allow him and his assistant at the same time to allow more airflow because the snoring apparently i thought was happening because of my stupid nose and i've been doing it all wrong it's nothing to do with

that has to do with the the the soft the roof of my mouth or something and the tongue so has he accepted you no i don't know so you're waiting to get a phone call whether or not you've been accepted for the contraption he says he'll call me in a few weeks if i'm if he's weeks seven days to a few weeks depending on if i'm up for it or not you think it's scam yes i'm telling you i think all of this is weird i think he accepts everybody yeah i don't think that he chooses and potentially rejects clients. What does this contraption cost? I didn't get into that.

He didn't mention it. You didn't ask questions about the money? I did say, is this covered by insurance? And he said, it is a medical device, so it'll be covered by medical insurance, not dental insurance. That part he said. But he said, I need to walk you through

how to try to get reimbursed for it. So it wasn't like an easy peasy situation. So I don't know what the thing costs. It looks like it was made by... He showed me the thing. I thought it was a prototype. I thought he was going to say, this is how it began, and now here's the new one. It looks like something a kid built in arts and crafts.

But he goes, you're going to put this in your mouth, you're going to wear it around your teeth, it's going to jam your tongue down. You're not going to be able to sleep. Well, he said maybe that's why the snoring stops. Yeah, he's just awake. Just constantly awake. Bring him in another 5 a.m. appointment, because I've been up all night. I don't know how your morning was, but mine was weird as hell.

Mine was the same. Same, same, same? Same, same. All right, but I do think, by the way, all of that aside, if you're a doctor, why don't you start opening up some 5 a.m. appointments for people? I think people, the general public would greatly appreciate it. No, that is kind of nice because of the meter. We've got to take a quick break. A lot of people are saying scam alert, run.

Now I'm nervous. You are the scam guy. You're the guy who gets scammed. So this is par for the course. We'll take a quick break. We'll get back in a moment. We've got the news to get to, a brand new hour of the show, Disneyland tickets, and much more after this. Jay Rock, we're your Klein Alley Show.

Hey, Brittany, what's going on? You're on KROQ. Hi. Hi. How's it going, guys? Fine. What can we do? So I heard your story about going to the dentist or whatever that guy was at 5 a.m. in the morning.

It's a dentist on the door. It's a dentist. I'm sorry. Yeah, sure, sure. And so the thing that I talked to you about is you have to be super careful with what you put in your mouth Because it can, if you put it in there for long enough, it can totally jack up your teeth and cause more problems. That'll be fun for you. You don't have any teeth problems, though.

Nothing. Just more problems. We're all real. All right. Well, thank you, Brittany. A lot of people warning me what to look out for. I don't think most people believe the story I just told to be a legitimate man. But I just showed Allie his picture, and now she believes it.

Picture he's wearing a coat. He's got a tie. Guy owns a tie. You also showed me his physical business card, which has curly cursive on it, which is another big red flag. The more curly cursive, the more they're hiding. You think the fancier the font looks? Yes. When you think about every hotel, a crappy hotel, a crappy restaurant, when they've got a lot of curly cursive, they're hiding something.

I knew a guy that went to jail for fraud or embezzlement. I had his business card, and he had fancy gold, like the most cursive-y cursive on his card. Right, and I feel like people that don't have anything to hide are just bold print. Right. Nothing. Just Vista print, here I am, not hiding anything. Just a symbol, not even a name, figure it out. Let's get to your news right now, and then a brand new hour of the show will begin.

Grab your Adderall, it's time for ADD News. There is geyser-like gushing happening in West Hollywood this morning, which normally would be any other morning in WeHo, except the fact that this is a massive water main break that has been flooding the streets. This has been happening since about 4 in the morning. There is an insane amount of water flooding the streets, coming down the hills. Cars are being pushed down the streets. People are being trapped in the cars that are smashing into each other.

Everyone's okay so far. There have been no injuries. But underground parking garages already have water up to the entrance gates. So people's cars are completely submerged. People are waking up and frantically moving their cars before it's too late. the metro yard where there's a bunch of buses parked has also been flooded they're moving like they moved out a bunch of the buses the water was coming up to the headlights as they were driving them out and the problem was that this was happening for hours because three different

companies were in the area and they didn't know who the water main belonged to so they had to be like whose problem is this whose responsibility is it to turn off the water eventually they figured out it was the LADWP so they shut off the water finally but not before the giant sinkhole opened up on the sidewalk. Two guys fell into that. Sinkhole in West Hollywood has got to be a big, big deal. It's a new club. That's got to be exciting. Yeah, absolutely. And if you

look at it, and it's an entire side of the sidewalk that is just completely caved in, but there's a bunch of roads, too, that are just, I mean, you know our infrastructure. It handles rain and moisture so well. Everything just completely falls apart when there's a flood or a

river. But hey, Sinkhole, Well, two guys have fallen in already, and more are on the way. I bet they are rushing. Let's get down to that sinkhole quickly. Rushing and gushing. Johnny, get over to the sinkhole. Yeah, bring your jug of jizz, dude. It's going to be very popular there.

I'm a gobbler. Yes, we know. That's from the report of the hole. Gobble up that sinkhole. So we'll see how it progresses, but I imagine this is going to be an issue for weeks, if not months. Ali, if you don't think that's more proof that God hates the gays, I mean, what else do you need? I mean, he's flooding right out of West Hollywood. You know what?

I actually think he's doing them a favor. We're in a heat wave. And he brought them lots of nice, cool water. Yeah, that's a good point. If anyone could turn that into a fun pool party. Totally. I mean, Jake should get his tube and float down the river in sunset. Jake, do you have your tube with you still?

No, no, no. Those live in Washington State. Oh, we can't possibly get a tube here. No. Nah, man. It needs to be the legit old school black tubes. We have more high-protein products coming out. Almost every food and beverage has now been proteinified.

We have protein waffles, protein bread, protein tortillas, protein bagels, protein peanut butter, protein pasta, protein ice cream, protein ramen, protein pizza, protein soda, protein donuts. And now, thanks to Campbell's, we have protein soup. Five new soups, all of which have 20 grams of protein per can. Klein, as a proud part of the protein craze, will you be buying the new protein soups? I think I'm out. I think I'm tapping out of the protein. You know, they've even increased the recommended amount that a person should have of protein for a day. So I thought it was supposed to be your ideal body weight you have in protein.

Yeah, I mean, that's kind of the, like, that's not what's recommended. That's kind of the word on the street. The original recommendation was like 0.33 grams per pound of body weight, which is not very much. Now they're closer to like 0.75 grams per pound of body weight. But I think pound for pound is what a lot of people are doing now. And they say you need more as you age. More protein. Yeah, more protein.

I think it also depends on how active you are. It does highly depend on that. If you don't work out enough and you're just taking in tons of protein, it can just make you gain weight. And it can give you kidney problems, too, because your kidneys are working overtime. My original plan was just to sit on the couch with one of those giant jugs of protein powder and eat it by the spoonful. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Sounds like a good plan.

Eventually, you'll look big, I'm sure. You're making great decisions in your life. I think I am. I think every decision I made is wrong. This video has been going viral. A man celebrating after his family bought him tickets. Tickets to something he's always wanted to go to. And based on this reaction, what do you think he won tickets to?

Or got tickets to? Let's f***ing go! Let's go, baby! That's got to be World Cup Finals. Smashing pumpkins! Yes! Oh, smashing pumpkins? Yeah, he won tickets, got tickets to smashing pumpkins. His kids got him the tickets.

Oh my God, I can't wait. Oh, I can't wait. Oh, that's what's up. Oh, ****, what's up? He's crying. He's crying with his kids. Why can't we get some of those winners on our show? We give away tickets to that stuff all the time.

And they're like, wow, cool, thanks so much. And it was cool because the kids put the tickets inside a ceramic pumpkin and gave the dad a hammer, and he had to smash the pumpkin open. The fact that he didn't put two and two together at the beginning. Still couldn't figure it out. Who are these for? He's like, is this what I think it is? It's like, yes, it is, dum-dum.

Congratulations. We'll put that up on our Instagram at Klein Alley Show for your viewing pleasures. A brand new hour starts right now. Here we go.