Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Ally's Trainer, Gen Wars and MORE

Episode Date: June 18, 2026

New episode of Klein Alley Show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Alley, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah for all the skiing, snowboarding, or wives you can handle. And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco, San Bernardino International Airport, when airports smell great. this is the world famous k-rock someone's very upset with ali good god this again olive garden is casual not fast casual okay fine i'm not gonna argue with you i'm not jake

if it's if it's just casual then it's just casual yeah sometimes it'd be slow ass casual we're slow casual that's the category as well we got lots to get to this hour on the show if you want to win yourself a giant tv just in time for father's day you've come to the right place at the wrong time but we'll make that happen for you and we also have to give you a spot on this standby list so you can travel all the way to montreal to see evanescence it's part of k-rock's road trip usa uh gen wars coming up later this hour boomers battling millennials battling gen z battling uh gen x you have an opportunity to win bragging rights for your entire generation and a prize from k-rock also it's a new batch of greeting cards that you could be sending to

the father in your life that we will hopefully come up with better punchlines for including the one that you can see on our instagram right now which is downloadable we took one of the terrible cards from earlier in the week dads are just like dogs and we made it better and jake animated it it's a one-of-a-kind card and you can send that to your dad right now free of charge i think you would love it it's a very cute animation good job jake uh ally i know people like original songs and they like world premieres i'm not sure who gave us this song but it's another song about the return to Fat Alley. We played some yesterday. Tell me if you like this one or not.

One, two, three. So she woke up early this morning and she got on her feet. The first thing that she did is she got something to eat. She walked into the kitchen with those girthy ass legs. Then she opened the fridge and reached for some eggs.

Whoa. Alley. Fat girl. Whoa. Thank you so much. It's on the nose. Allie. Fat girl.

So she walks in. There's a lot of verses here. It's like... A cross-arm her as Klein with his real thick neck. Oh, thank you. He reaches for her lunch bag and says, What are you eating? She blocks him with her cankles and says,

Don't touch my foodie. It doesn't rhyme. It doesn't rhyme at all, but we appreciate the effort still. Lots of ways to get featured on the show, and our expectations are very low, so thank you. Verse two, and you can't even rhyme anymore? He's run out of rhymes, verse two.

I mean, at least that guy put more effort in than this person who left the message about he wanted to give us more lyrics for Fat Alley. He did this on the goat line, which is a very different, but even less good version than what you just heard. Hey, I got some lyrics for you, man, for the Fat Alley. Here we go.

Hey, hey, hey, Fat Alley is back. We all know she eats way too many snacks. So many, she can't keep track. Now her neck rolls go all the way down her back. See, at least that rhymes. Not good, though. Not funny. But I appreciate the effort.

We're all going to make fun of my fatness. At least be good at it. Yeah, be good at it, okay? That's the key. I mean, everyone's playing for second. You know my neck rolls go all the way down her back? No, everyone's playing for second place right now because this one is a real earworm,

and I was singing it all day yesterday. so anyway everyone loves that one that's the best one but fat alley's doing something about it she will not be fat alley for long and you will hear exactly why everything that she thought she was doing right is absolutely wrong and we'll get to that after this on k-rock stop sending your fat ali songs to us here at k-rock and i'll tell you why because we ain't just gonna put up with it and ali's not just gonna stand there and put on 60 pounds like she did the last time she got pregnant even though she could have twins and or triplets inside of her we're not sure but she said it's not happening this time she's refusing to be one of these people that just eats everything around

even though ali i always thought about this like whenever you hear about an actor who has to gain a bunch of weight for a roll and they talk about how they ate like a pint of ice cream every night and there's like that moment of jealousy because imagine that where like you know that's your goal you have to put on weight and when you're pregnant you kind of do have to put on weight but then to feel yourself getting bigger and bigger

and seeing your pants feel tighter and tighter and then going okay I gotta set these pants aside grab the fat pants then the fat pants get too tight it's not the most fun feeling in the world Jake's right that's why you have fat pants the eating part is fun but then the bigger part

right slowly growing like that doesn't feel the best kind of have a built-in it's kind of a nice like uh i mean for two or whatever even for three whatever you say i mean yeah the eating part feels good it's just the growing part doesn't necessarily and my yeah my i've already gained weight also because my boobs are already getting bigger and they're swollen and they hurt so that's not necessarily fun but i'm determined to make it different this time and to do so i have sought professional help i am working with a guy who is a tape your mouth shut he's gonna slap the donut out for my out of my you're right ali i'm here to help you no just what he's fat that's what i do periodically i am going to work with a trainer which i've never done before in

my life and it's something that i always avoided because i was like i i'm not one of those people who's afraid to go to the gym or doesn't know what to do at the gym you're fat all right i've been going to the gym for years now i kind of have my routine so i don't really need it was what i always thought but in this case because i'm pregnant i could use some pointers get a nice routine going that i feel good about and safe about am i gonna be should we just move on or we don't need to say because ali's not that's the idea and that's not her trainer that's that that girl's fat no where do you find all these how many clips do we have all right i'm digging through Beans Archive.

Jesus Christ. There's so many. Oh, my God. I know. I mean, I'm not even fat yet. No, that's the part that's hilarious. Text line says,

I'm watching the YouTube right now. Allie looks the hottest she's ever looked. She's got that pregnancy glow, but that's the idea is that fat Allie is more of a state of mind than an actual real thing.

It's about thinking fat. Right, thinking fat. It's like the Hulk is always inside you. So you wouldn't like her if she's fat. So don't make her fat. But you are meeting with,

you met with the person for the first time. This was my first session and he was like, what do you want to work on? You're just fat. Oh my God. Is that what he said? Never mind. He's not. Honestly, let's just move on.

Stop with the fat drops. I want to hear this. I want to hear this because Allie, I think, has really figured out a way, at least she believes, that she's conquered the gym. And now this expert is telling her that she doesn't do anything right. Well, he asked, what do you do with it? Get it? She's fat. Stop the fat drops. This is painful.

Are we going to keep going? I'm not touching anything. Look at my hands. Well, I can't even get through a word. My hands are in the sky. My hands are in the sky. I know that your hands are in the sky. I don't need to see the evidence. I wish I had all those fat drops.

I don't have them. Okay, you obviously have fat drops, too. So why don't you just play them, too? I don't. I wish I did. All right. I've been doing everything wrong at the gym. What did the guy say?

Well, he would, I would say, he was like, what do you do at the gym? I'm like, I do these pull-ups, like assisted pull-ups. Okay, let me see you do that. And then he'll watch me do it for, like, five reps and then go, okay. It's an assisted pull-up. What is that? It's basically because I can't do a real pull-up. So what you do is standing there?

I don't understand. Someone lifts you up? You get a bar and you do it at an angle, right? And then you just kind of, like, pull yourself up? No, there's, like, a machine where you have, like, weights that counteract, that counterbalance your weight. So that it's like you're lifting less weight than yourself. Oh, so it's a pull. You get to go through the motion of it without actually the hard work of lifting your entire body.

Well, I can't lift dead weight of myself yet, so I need help. Got it. So then I can pull myself up, but apparently everybody does pull-ups wrong because they try and pull their chin all the way up to the bar, and that's not how you're supposed to do it. That's what Johnny says. He proceeded for 50 minutes to go through every single exercise I do at the gym and go, you're doing that wrong, you're doing that wrong, you're doing that wrong.

And, yes, I'm sure most people at the gym are doing everything wrong, and I just thought to myself, if I'm doing this much wrong, How wrong is Klein doing every single exercise at the gym? I had so many people, and you guys posted that video of me doing the stupid water jug lunges, saying that everything about my form was off. Well, yeah, even a simple lunge. He's like, let's start with a squat. Squat.

Stop. Yeah, it's wrong. You're using every wrong part of your, because we're also the laziest people in the world. So we will find every way to not do an exercise correctly because it becomes easier. Sure. You go, I'll just lift with my back. And I was even like, oh, I'm increasing my weight. I can press this much.

I can lift this much. Nope. All of that was cut in half. So he said that everything you were doing, everything you've been doing is wrong. Yes. So I'm like, how did I even lose weight in the first place? Right. And this guy, you have to trust because he's, quote, a certified trainer.

He's an expert. Oh, yes, absolutely. And don't you think then that they... And he said I have a problem with my ankles. Oh, no. Well, we all knew that. What did he say about that? What's weird is that as thick as my ankles are...

Are you playing a drop now? I don't have great ankle mobility. Oh, boy. So I have to work on strengthening my ankles, which is wild. This is going to be a journey, and I have a feeling that Allie's going to get through it. But the goal right now, and last time we had bets on how big the baby would be. That was the big gamble, was 100K for the way. Yeah.

But you know, if you've ever been to a gym, there are trainers walking around the gym. And I'm like, I don't need that trainer. And that trainer was probably looking at me going, this idiot bitch doesn't know what she's doing. But don't you think that's what they always think when they walk around? Yes, I'm sure everyone is just doing everything wrong at the gym. Yeah, mostly that's the case, and then they go... And most of us are just copying other people that we see at the gym. Right, I think that's how you do it.

You find someone that looks good, you go, I'll just do what that person's doing. He was like, you know when a dentist needs to extract a tooth? They don't just watch a YouTube video and go, I can figure that out. They don't? But with gyms and exercise, everyone's like, I'm just going to watch one person do this once, and then I'm going to have my way with it. Well, the good news is that Allie is making a commitment right now that she will not become Fat Allie.

We are fighting. Fat, fat, fat, fat, fatty, fatty, fat, fat. That's the one we're waiting for. When we get back from this break, you have an opportunity to battle each other to figure out who and which generation reigns supreme. The phone's open now at 800-520-1067. We will get into a Generation Wars battle for the ages next.

Big prize up for grabs and bragging rights for your entire generation. Call now. Play next. every generation thinks their generation is the best and then gen xers say keep arguing we are the best ones because we took all the money before it went away forever uh millennials and boomers and gen z's all have an opportunity to battle it out over the airwaves with k-rock in a brand new round of generation wars chance for you to win bragging rights for your generation today there was some article that came out that talked about how every generation we talked about this last week but they look at fun differently and having fun and then today there was a whole thing that

came out about how every generation looks at what it means to provide very differently yes well they did a whole study with men of different generations and they determined that they all provide for their families in very different ways like the boomers are like i'm gonna provide financially and demand respect right i'm gonna work all i do is work i wake up i go to work i come back i want respect and a hot meal waiting for me and i'm gonna go ahead and make sure there's a car in the driveway and money to pay the bills and that was kind of the boomer mentality and then the gen Xers provide financially and have a like a hands-off experience from that point on they're like I don't know equality I don't want to ruffle any feathers here you do what you got to do do

you want me to do something then I'll do it but I don't I don't want to force myself on anybody and then the millennials are like I'm going to be there emotionally I'm going to talk to you I want to be there for you financially and do the caregiving and do everything in between because you want to just be the there guy. Right, to be present. And then Gen Z just wants to have a nice relationship with their AI girlfriends. That's right.

There's no need to provide in any sort of a way financially. It's very shifted over the years, and every generation thinks about things differently, and it's how you were brought up, so it's how you think. And now we get to prove once and for all which generation is the best, at least for this week. It's time for Generation Wars. Generation Wars.

This is Generation Wars. Hey, heard something? Are we busting or what? You kids and your TikToks. Gen Zers, lazy. This is Generation Wars. Time now to meet our contestants. Great questions this week in Generation Wars that will prove once and for all

which generation knows the most and is the best. Now, these generations, these questions will span all generations. So you would argue that Boomer would have the best chance because they've been around the longest, But will they be up to date on their latest Gen Z slang? Probably not. And we say good morning to our boomer representation, born in the year 1963. Loves Richard Blade.

That's her favorite K-Rock DJ. And I don't blame you, Lisa. Guy was a real heartthrob. Hey, Lisa, good morning and welcome to K-Rock. Oh, good morning, you guys. Thank you for being on with us. And I'm sure Richard Blade will greatly appreciate the fact that he makes you damp. As long as you buy his book.

That's right. He's got a book out? Go to contest number two. I had an autograph. Oh, you did? Of course she's got his book. Question two now. I'll consider it a date, maybe.

There he is. That's right. Oh, Richard Blade is here. He wanted to say something. Go ahead, Richard Blade. This is Lisa. She's a big fan of yours. I love little girls.

Okay. Great. Is that in the book? That was cut out. Thank you. It's going to be a party. All right. That's the great Richard Blade.

In prison. We say hi now to our representation from the Gen Xers. Born in 1975. Loves 90s music. Through and through. Not a bad song that came out of that decade, according to Rachel. Good morning, Rachel, and welcome to KROQ's Generation Wars. Good morning.

If you know the answer to the question, sweet dibbit, see you. Please yell out Gen X. Wait for Ali to call on you. And then you have a chance to answer. And now we move on to... Oh, is this an all... Oh, we're going all female. That's cool because I think last week it was all dudes.

Vanessa's drafted an all-female edition of Gen Wars. And we say good morning now to our millennial, born in 1985. Used to love chokers. Every shirt's a choker on me these days. And we say hi to Melanie. Good morning to Melanie and welcome to KROQ. Hi. Good morning, sweet dibs, guys.

Sweet dibs to you. And now we say good morning to Abby from Gen Z, born in 1999, on Instagram Reels all the time. and she don't play with hashtags. Good morning, Abby, and welcome to KROQ. Hi, good morning. How's it going? Four women, all representing different generations now. Here we go.

Hands on your buzzers. If you know the answer, yell at your generation. Don't yell at the answer. Wait for Ali to call on you. And this will be an interesting round of an all-female Gen Wars. Oops, all females. It's the Gen Wars, and here we go. Question one.

Name one of the Golden Girls. Millennial. Millennial. Go ahead, Devereaux. Even first and last name. I love it. That is a correct answer. You're on the board.

Move on to your next question. That was a point for Millennial. What did famous Amos make? Gen X. Gen X, I heard you first. Go ahead. That was a chocolate chip cookie. That is correct.

You got a question number three. Rumor has it that eating this color of M&M would make you horny. Gen X, Millennial. Gen X. Green. Green M&M's. Oh, come on. Everyone's already mad.

Everyone's Gateway Roofie was the green M&M. We would go to parties before when that rumor was circulating big time in middle school. Just put all green M&M's. And we would be like, we've got to get rid of all the other M&M's. If they only have green M&M's, they'll have to make out with us. That was clear. There were girls like, what the hell is going on? Yeah, what is happening here?

That's what I learned once and for all, that that is not true. They don't actually make you hungry. Your next question now. What was the name of the tiny cars that use a fast-talking man in their commercials? No one knows. Millennial? Millennial for a chance to steal this one? Volkswagen Bug?

No. These were the toy known as the Micro Machines. Micro Machines. And we move on to this next question. Name one of the monsters featured in the General Mills Monster Cereal Collection. Gen X. Yes, Gen X. Is it Count Chocula?

I will accept that. I would have also accepted Frankenberry or Booberry. All would have been accepted. We move on to this next question. Gen X is in the lead with three points. Millennial has one. In this legendary early 2000s Quiznos commercial, What phrase were the strange singing creatures saying?

Millennial? Because of your impression. She's doing a spot-on impression of those little singing mice. What were they? Oh, yes, they were mice. Slow, weird mice things. I don't even know what they were. Let me hear that again.

Let me hear that answer again, please. Yeah, I mean, technically the answer we were looking for is We love the subs, but she did such a good job. And I did say quite a few different things. I mean, she got it. Let's give her the points. She knew what we were talking about. Move on to this next question now.

What was Quiznos doing, just in general? I don't know. But there's only a few left, I believe. What's the underwear that's fun to wear? Did I hear a boom? Boom, boom? Did Lisa make a boom, boom? Did Lisa make boom, boom in her underwear?

Yes or no? I don't know, but I should know this one. You should know this one. What's the underwear that's fun to wear? Oh, my God. Gen X. Gen X. Is it underage?

Underage is the answer. Congratulations, Ali. What is the score right now in this exciting Oops All Females edition of Generation War? Gen X, Rachel, has four points. Millennial Melanie has two points. And Boomer Gen Z is still not on the board yet. We move on to this next question. What does it mean if someone is, quote, harshing my mellow?

A millennial. Okay, millennial. Like killing your vibe. That is correct. They're a buzzkill. Okay. They're not good. They're ruining your mood.

Being a buzzkill. Harshing my mellow. You have to sing it like a mouse, though. We've only accepted all answers now in the form of the Quiznos rap. That is correct. Moving on to this next question. What did GTL stand for? Gen X.

Yes. Gen Z. Yes, Gen X. Jim Tan Laundry? That is correct from the 2010 MTV reality series Jersey Shore. And now, once again, just when someone makes a move, Gen X decides to make another move. And there's only five questions left, Allie. Yeah, Gen X has five points and Millennials got three points.

Ooh, it's a battle. I love it. It's a real battle. And we go to this next question in Generation Wars. Let's go with this one. What was the name of Sabrina's black cat on Sabrina the Teenage Witch? Ladies. Oh, no.

I don't think any of you are ladies. This is the one question I use to determine if I'm talking to a real lady or not. You have a guess, Gen X? I think it was Salem. Salem is the right answer. That is exciting and shocking. And we have one more TV question moving on in this category. Steve Urkel was a nerd, but what was the name of the much cooler,

suave, sophisticated Steve Urkel? Millennial? Stephen Urkel. it's technically stefan or kell but judges are saying i'm getting some thumbs up that is being accepted as a right answer i can't believe they're taking that stefan or kell and we go to these final questions now ali could it still be anyone's game six to four what does on fleek mean? Gen Z.

Like it's like super, it's super on point, like it's super perfect. On point, perfect, flawless, all acceptable answers for on fleek. And we go on to this next question. I think this has got Boomer written all over it.

In the Brady Bunch, what broke Marsha's nose? Millennial. Millennial. Football. Football is the answer. So Allie, are we one point away now? Is Millennial that close to Gen X? Yeah, it's five to six. With one question left, a chance to tie it up,

and then potentially, who knows, we may have to go to one of those sudden death Generation Wars questions. What did it mean if someone said, I got to split? Millennial. Millennial? You got to leave. Wow, leaving somewhere quickly, got to split. So now, at the end of the regulation round of Generation Wars,

Gen X and a comeback from Millennial has them both battling it out. We say goodbye. By the way, Amy, or excuse me, Abby from Gen Z, thank you for playing. You got a point, which is something. Boomer, Lisa, other than going boom, boom, we don't know what happened. I suck. Well, that's okay. Richard Blade would like to say one more thing to you as we say goodbye to you.

Go ahead, Richard Blade. This is your biggest fan now on the phone. Oh, God. Oh, Richard Blade's gone. It's going to be a party. Oh, okay. Thank you. There he is.

He's back. Okay. Thank you, Lisa. I make boom, boom, too. All right, so here we go now, Allie. One question. Gen X and millennial have made it all the way to this sudden death round of Generation Wars.

One generation. It's a bitch fight. It really is. This is exciting. And here we go. Your next question in Generation Wars. What does ate and left no crumbs mean? Oh, you totally cut out.

What does ate and left no crumbs mean? I'm not surprised they're not answering because that's a Gen Z question, but they don't know, so we move on to this next one now. No one got that right? In a cartoon featuring two lab mice, one of them was Pinky, but who was the other lab mouse? Millennial. The brain.

Whoa! At the very end. Come from behind, Mystery. It was like the Knicks. It was unbelievable, and look at that, Millennials. It looked like a runaway for Gen X. Millennials, congratulations. Every Millennial listening to K-Rock right now should have their head held a little higher today.

And what song of all songs would you like to hear on K-Rock that represents you as a Millennial? Go ahead, Melanie. Nine Inch Nails. All right, here we go. It's the block. That's what we have queued up there. Thank you for playing. Hold on one second for your prize and a championship win for all Millennials this week on KRLQ.

Let's get into your ADD News. The second that is done, we need you to give us a call at 800-520-1067. Win yourself some tickets to see Evanescence at the Forum and then again in Montreal, Canada. It's part of KROQ's Road Trip USA. You didn't plan anything this summer? Don't worry. We'll take care of your travel plans and expense all coming up. But first, there's this. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News.

I'd like to turn our attention away from the World Cup for a moment to talk about tennis. Specifically, the Queen's Club Championship is happening. I don't know how many people care. Of course, tennis fans do. One French tennis player by the name of Corentin Moutet was doing a post-game interview, and he decided that the F-word is his favorite in the English language, and he said it about seven times in a 30-second period. How tough is it to return that? Whatever you do, you just put the ball in the court, and then he hates me, 142.

i was like i would have to serve and i would have to no f-bombs please no no no no that was three in a row by the way the crowd loves it the crowd loves a good half right i'm going to ask you one more question apologies everyone for the language there i'm going to ask you one more question so please keep it clean okay uh last week unfortunately didn't go your way what's it like to to get your first victory okay we need to improve that for the next round apologies everyone who knew tennis could be so exciting exhilarating and he won almost 40 grand for that match but a lot of that will be taken away in fines apparently oh really he did say he was sorry to anybody who was offended and that it was just a joke and he hoped everyone enjoyed

it it's a great laugh but you can't even hear because it's a long beat but he says multiple in a row every time. It's just like F, F, F, F, F. Like total seventh grade humor. It's great. He's learning the language. Probably one of the first words he learned. I know the only French word I ever knew.

The only French phrase I know at all to this day is, I probably can't say on the radio, but I know what it means. What does it mean? Es-ma-di. Oh, nice. Su-s-mi. And then it starts with a B word.

Okay. I know what it is. I know what you're talking about. Yeah. It's the only French phrase I know because when you learn something new, Especially when you're younger You're just like

Let's cut through all the Why are you using that in France? Formalities Is that when you go visit? It's just an important phrase To have on the ready You never know when you need it Oui, oui, mademoiselle

That's right That's what I need to know Secondhand City was right Don't drink and drive It's too expensive 14 DUIs Secondhand City's got I don't know what that's like

Nope, she's got 14 DUIs This guy I'm about to tell you about Who was found passed out In the In-N-Out drive-thru line Oh yeah Terrible to be behind that guy Totally He has seven DUIs, and he's only 33.

This one has earned him three years in prison, and after a long night of drinking, he decided on some In-N-Out, which, you know, we've all been there. It's usually a great drunken food choice or a sober food choice, but he decided to drive drunk through the drive-thru, and before he could get his food, he passed out in the car. I would hate to be the person behind that guy. Workers reported that he smelled of urine, vomit, and alcohol all in one. But, you know, those workers are so nice. Animal style. You're like, so do you want onions? Yeah.

Sir, do you want onions or no? Man, that's, I think anyone who holds up a drive-thru line for any reason should be jailed, I believe. Especially In-N-Out. You have to know what you want. You have to move it along because they are working as fast as they can to get you your food. And they have a well-oiled machine going on in there. Don't do anything to screw that up. No.

I've been obsessed with watching a lot of these videos primarily of people from other countries trying In-N-Out and they all seem to really enjoy it yeah and then you see the video of the guy explaining animal fries to them where he's like okay you're going to get animal style fries do you like onions do you like

this and then you're going to get the pink lemonade to these people who just don't understand and don't barely speak English and they're like go go with God it's so nice it's nice to see people sharing if there's anyone listening to K-Rock now who's visiting LA, America for the first time ever. We are looking

for one person. To treat. One deserving person. We would like to take you around next week. We want to take you out. Give you the greatest eating day that we can come out. All of our favorite spots. I mean, we're talking about some Roscoe's and some In-N-Out. We all have our places that we would take you to. So if you're interested and you are

visiting, don't try to fool us and fake an accent. No, no, no. And we want a combination of local classics and national classics. Yeah, we'd love to bring you around for the day and give you a little taste of America. And get a little taste of heartburn. That's right. Indigestion.

Yeah. Spirit Airlines shut down operations. They're officially done. Or are they? Apparently, a bid has been submitted to acquire Spirit Airlines. This is seemingly not the guy who crowdfunded $400 million to buy Spirit Airlines and make it the first airline owned by the people. This bid is coming from a Texas-based company called Moody International. And they say they have formally submitted a bid to acquire Spirit Airlines, and their goal is to maintain the Spirit Airlines brand, expand the affordable travel options, and invest in their fleet and their technology to improve all of the operations and get Spirit Airlines moving again.

I don't know if there's anyone that cares that much. Like, I know that there are people... Like, I think we're good, guys. I'm not like we're all missing it that much. I think everyone's like, all right, well, there was that. It's not like all the people that are trying to save Hooters. No, that's a worthy cause to get behind. The Spirit one's very different.

Also, what happened with this guy that raised all this money? Good question. Like, he raised $400 million, and why isn't he buying Spirit Airlines? I don't know. I don't know how much he needed, how much he thought he needed. I would want my money back if I gave that guy money. Yeah. Well, it's a good point, because now you've got to buy your tickets on Frontier, or go to whatever the next...

Yeah, the people who are donating don't have that much money, probably. You would think they should get their priorities straight. If your priority is a free trip right now, not on Spirit Airlines, to go to Canada, I hope you're on our phones looking for caller 20 at this exact second. 800-520-1067. Let's go.