Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Clickbait, A prepper AMA and MORE

Episode Date: September 11, 2026

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DJ Omar Khan, the audio sniper. Jake the Nerd. What's that? Over there. Jake's all feeling left out because last night we all went to the Bleacher Show at the Troubadour. Great show. And Jack Antonoff invited us to come out when we had him in the studio to announce those shows. And he probably didn't think we'd take him up on it. It was probably one of those L.A. invites. Yeah, we should do lunch sometime.

And you go, yeah, and then you never do it. But then there we were. There we were. We all went. Yeah, everybody. Jake didn't go. But I didn't know because you go to so many shows. I think last year Jake said he went to close to 100 shows or something.

Yeah, I kind of figured that if it was happening, you would just know about it and go, Jake. Yeah, no one invited me. There was an invite. There was an open invite to anyone who wanted to go on the wine shop. And no one told me. We were in the office a few times and talking about it. And I was doing the podcast. And we said, is Jake here?

Good. Who wants to go to the show? Would you have gone, Jake? Yeah, you all went. I would have gone. Oh. Just because we went or because you wanted to go? Oh, because you went.

I wanted to know you. Oh. Well, it was a good time. Too bad. Oh, shoot. It was great. The place smelled nice, too. I want to stink it up.

Yeah, I know. Troubadour is a small space, dude. Yeah, I can stink it up real good. I bet you could have. They really make a lot of effort to make sure that place stays clean. They were checking everyone's mouths for gum. I kind of forget all the rules there. That was crazy.

The guy made the bouncer on the way in made me spit out my gum. And I said. I was like, let me see your mouth. I said, but I've got a pocket full of drugs. He goes, that's cool. But you cannot have this gum in here. He's like, things that injure people like gum need to go in the trash. So the gum, they made me spit out my gum.

And then I had to do a mouth check. It was the weirdest thing ever. And, of course, Klein's responsible for one of the most awkward moments we've ever had. First of all, you're making this seem like it was a big deal. It was weird. It was not weird at all. Very weird, actually. Johnny was there.

I tried running away quickly and exiting the dressing room because I was like, all right, I'm out. Guys, you make it sound like I'm some weirdo that walks around with, like, Asperger's and says dumb things, but I'm not. You were our Jake of the night. I was not. What I did was a totally normal... You jaked it. No, I did not jake it. I swear to you, I did not jake it.

Jake is so bad. What I did was the most normal thing anyone would have done. Oh, that is. Are you kidding me? That's the most normal thing? We were put in an awkward situation, and I made it less awkward. No, you made a normal situation extremely awkward. We have a good relationship with Jack Antonoff.

We've had good conversations with him. He actually remembers us and says hi, which is not normal. He actually said at one point, he's like, I think I want to come on and just be a regular on the morning show. He wanted to come do a show over time with us. Right, right. I know. So whatever. So we go on and we do this announcement.

And it's weird because it's not like the band's coming right out afterwards. We're just getting people hyped up. We do it. We talk. We go off stage. And Jack says, hey, what's up? He goes out of his way to say hi to us. He gives us a little elbow hello.

He's backstage at this point? This is backstage. Okay. We go, Jack, hey, what's up? He happens to not have a shirt on. He's just in boxer shorts, basically. He's just in his underwear. Oh, is he ripped?

What's he look like? Medium build, kind of like, yeah, he's medium build. Of course, John always checked him out. Jesus, apparently I was the only one not perving out on Jack. I didn't perv out at all. Well, I'm just curious. And Klein goes, ah, Ali, he's shirtless. I bet your wife is pretty jealous of you right now that you get to look at this.

Yeah, that's right. And then he kind of looked at me, and I was like, yeah, I guess I'll just take a mental picture. And then he looks at me like, okay. Yeah, that's the weird, that's the, yeah, that's, by the way, you're the one who gets I kept walking. You're the one who said the Jake thing, not me. You made it way worse. Yeah, you made it worse.

I'll just take a mental picture. You said something about, hey, I bet your wife's jealous. You're looking at his naked body right now. You might want to take a picture. And I'm like, I guess I'll just take it mentally. Jack, can you wink at him, too? And then he just kind of stopped talking. To be fair, we walked through his dressing room, though.

I know. Well, you have to in that venue. And Allie made a camera noise, a ka-chick, like she was taking a picture. And to be honest So weird I don't think he knew at that moment Because he was trying to get into a bathroom to change

And he happened to be stuck outside the door And he was in his underwear And we just happened to be walking by at that moment Why do you even acknowledge that he's in his underwear That was the weird part You don't think he knows he's in his underwear Of course he knows we all know Why can't we just move on

I don't want to be like hey you're in your underwear And I'm seeing you half naked right now He did that thing where he kind of tried to cover himself a little bit because he wasn't expecting we'd walk by at that moment and that's when we walked by and you, of course, needed to go like,

hi. Hi, Jack. He came up and said hi to us. Whatever. He had nowhere to go. He was just standing there. Yeah, he was stuck in a corner and then I just said,

oh, man, your wife would be jealous of this. Try to make the guy feel good and then you said, I'll stop and take a mental picture. You're the weirdo, not me. Johnny, you saw it happen. Who was weirder?

Uh, I mean, what Klein said was very weird and that's when I started to walk away. Right. It was funny and John Antonoff has a good sense of humor.

Jack. Or whatever. John has to be the better one. Oh, you jaked it too, Omar. This long-lost brother. Omar, you jaked him. You jaked him. So anyway.

Jake Antemoff, man. Everyone who was at the Troubadour hopefully had a good time watching some Bleachers. We have clickbait to get to and then a doomsday prepper to save our lives next. Hey, Rock.

We are Klein Alley Show. We have some clickbait to get into quickly and then a doomsday prepper. An AMA was someone that was preparing for what could happen with AI. We were just told this week

we have a decade or less before AI destroys humanity. So you want to go ahead and make sure you're ready to go. So we will talk to this doomsday prepper about all the things we should be doing right now. And that'll be coming up just after this quick round of clickbait. Here we go.

All right. This is the one thing that you are probably doing while walking your dog that is driving your dog absolutely nuts. And you should stop doing it because you're giving your dog a complex. Now, Allie, I know you're not a dog person, but you were a dog walker. I was, yeah, for a few years.

You've walked quite a few dogs. I think that's a job you have to have if you're a lesbian at one point in your life. I was grandmothered into it. Right, because your lesbian hand was also, right, other lesbians find, it's like Scientology for lesbians. They have to go recruit more lesbians to walk the dogs. So, Allie was a dog walker, and there's something that we are probably doing, and you are probably doing, and Omar's a dog guy, even though he hates his dog, and I'm a dog guy. Jake's a dog guy, although Jake's never actually walked his dog because his dog's feet have never touched the ground.

She's a princess. So I know the answer is probably carrying your dog in a backpack. And not letting them walk. Not letting them walk. That's probably the thing that's driving you nuts. But, Allie, what do you think it is? It's got to be urging your dog to pee or poop. Like pulling them?

Pressuring them. A lot of pressure. Pulling them over to that bush? Come on. Yeah, well, over here. Come on. Keep circling. Go, go, go, go, go.

No one likes to be told when to poop. They want their time. They're going to do it. Just give them a minute. Let them sniff around. Let them do it on their own time. Man, some dogs, though, it takes like half an hour. You've got to get one out.

And then they get a scent, and they start to go into the position. They start to do the circle, and then like a leaf blows by. And they'll start over. They get distracted and move on. Like, God, you've got to be kidding me. No, come on. This took so long. Omar, what's the answer?

I think your dog's going to get some sort of complex if you walk ahead of the dog while you're walking the dog because they're going to feel like you're rushing them or whatever. So don't step and don't walk in front of the dog when the dog leads you. Because I literally sometimes have to drag my dumb dog. It's just such a dummy. She doesn't walk? Yeah, I have to come and like tug, tug, tug, and then my kids get all upset. What are you doing?

I'm like, the dog's fine. I love it when I see someone walking their dog and the dog just lays down. That's the best. They're like, nope. Yeah, especially with that heat we've had. I spent $350 on a vet bill, by the way, by that dog. He had some sort of urinary tract infection. Wow, he's got a UTI?

That's the hottest thing to get. Cranberry juice in the bowl, dude. She's slaying. All right, Jake, what's the answer? You have a dog? I do have a dog. I'm going to guess that it is like hovering over the dog. That makes it nervous.

I mean, if that's really what you think, why do you do that constantly to your own dog? I don't have her. You are literally attached to her 99% of the time. That's not hovering. She's in the backpack. She's usually in the back. That's not hovering. Didn't she get a matching tattoo because she got a weird neutering scar and you got the

matching scar and there's a tattoo on you? Yeah, matching tattoo, dude. We're tat homies. Yeah, that's not hovering. Tat bros. The answer is no one's right. But if you are on your phone scrolling, and most people now are walking their dogs on their phone.

I don't really see anyone who's not. Oh, really? Yeah. Everyone is just walking their dog on their phone? Yeah. Yes. Oh, I see people just walking them normally. You do?

Yeah, all the time. Well, apparently if you walk on your phone, scrolling, talking, listening to music, instead of focusing your attention on your dog, the dogs can feel this and they notice it. And all they want is your attention. Wow, so it's like being around a kid where they know that you're distracted. They know you're not present. That's interesting. And I'm convinced my dog is sniffing piles of pee.

He doesn't care what I'm doing. I feel like your dog at this point, if you weren't looking at your phone, would be like, what's wrong with him? But our dog does hate the remote control because he eats all the remote controls and he'll take them and hide them. Because they're a distraction. And I think he knows the remote. If the remote's out, that means that he's not getting attention when he's going to watch shows. Same reason my cat sits right on top of my laptop. I think they're just like, I don't want you to be looking at this.

I want you to be looking at me. Yeah, my dog's taken my hand away from my phone before. Jake's actually bringing the remote to Jake. Please, do something else. Jake, now bring that gun to me. One bullet. one gun please jake please uh there you have it there's your clickbait come back in a moment uh we will save your lives together with a doomsday prepper and an ama any question you've ever wanted

to know from a doomsday prepper get them to us now at 805-201067 and we'll be right back after this on k-rock k-rock we are calling ali's show used to be zombies and natural disasters were our biggest fear and then there was this uh recently earlier this week it doesn't get bigger or more direct than this quote ai could kill all humans according to a lead researcher at anthropic within the next decade so then everyone started thinking about oh man this is now a new thing we have to be concerned about and we want to make sure that we are as prepared as humanly possible so we're going to say hello to will in just a moment who's going to help us uh be prepared for an ama with someone that spends a lot of their life making sure that they are fully prepared for

what potentially could happen and and this guy doesn't like the term prepper because i think a lot of crazies go like oh this is my crazy uncle he's a prepper he sits back sits under you know under his garage with a gun all the time waiting for end of days and he just wants to be a prepared citizen and let us know what we should be doing as well especially because we've been hearing a lot of talk lately about how the big one is going to hit any day now in california so prepper is a derogatory term it's like the p word yeah we don't say it i think we'll say hi to will in a moment but first i just want to say good morning to zeke zeke you're on krocket 800-520-1067 hello I think you're saying

you're getting off parole early and it's your birthday. Is that correct? That's right. All right. Happy birthday wheelchair. All right, beautiful. What a tribute.

We met Zeke. Zeke, thanks, man. The happy early parole, I guess. Hey, guys, stop holding me. All right, there he is. Aw, what a great day for you. That's Zeke. Good day.

Let me say hi now to, oh, we got a lot of people on the phone with questions for our prepared citizen. Yeah, there's a lot on the text line, too. Get them to us, 800-520-1067.

You may know Will from his YouTube channel where he helps get us all prepared for what could happen. Good morning, Will. Thank you for joining us on KROQ. Good morning. Thank you so much for having me.

I appreciate it. So, Ali, first question. You don't like the term prepper. Why is that? Well, because every time you hear the word prepper, you think of, like you said, some guy under the porch with a shotgun or, you know, wearing a tinfoil hat

waiting for the super volcano to erupt in Yellowstone Park. And it's just, you know, when you say that term, people just kind of have an icky feeling about it. So that's why we go with a prepared citizen because you don't have to be a weird person to be a prepared system. So your tinfoil hat is interfering with the signal right now. I want to make sure we hear you clearly. You can't get good reception in your bunker.

Hold on, I'm going to put you back on hold so Vanessa can try to figure out how you sound crystal clear because we must have good quality if you're going to share this information with us. And I'm going over. Ali, I've got, as I said, I've got my red backpack. This is what my plan is. My trusty red backpack.

I've got my red backpack. A survival. Full of whistles and ponchos and that tinfoil stuff to wrap your body in. You won't be able to fight anyone, but they'll know you're there because you've got a whistle. And then I've got a couple of old golf clubs as weapons, and that's kind of my plan. I have my kid's baseball bat. That's a plan as well, I would imagine, of the show.

I think, why would Walking Dead put, like, nails on it? Yeah. You know, kind of make a weapon. I would fashion a weapon, I think. So, Will, let's start with, if you have done nothing to prepare, what is the first thing that a person listening could do or should be doing right now to prepare for whatever it is? It could be natural disaster, it could be AI, it could be zombie apocalypse. One of the things that I recommend to people, especially who watch my channel, is to get training. We like to use the term liquidate.

You know, people spend a lot of money on this, so we like to liquidate our time into skills. And I am a big proponent of self-defense training. I think that that's where every type of preparedness scenario really should start, is learning how to protect what you have. Jiu-Jitsu? Karate? Or does it matter? Well, more along the lines, I mean, you guys are in California. I'm on the other side. Firearms training is generally the...

Yeah, that's the place where I like to start. I just bought a Groupon for a bunch of karate classes. What a waste of time that was. I'll kill you with that. Don't do the Teemo karate. I'm going to break this board in half right now. That guy shoots me. So you obviously have training for...

Do you have different training that you're going to use to fight different enemies? Like, hey, here's what I'm going to do for robots versus here's what I'm going to do for zombies? Well, I'm not too worried about the robots, although Elon is, you know, he's got the, you know, they're coming out. But definitely more people are the biggest threat. You were mentioning The Walking Dead before. And if you watch that, they kind of stop focusing on the zombies after a while and start focusing on the people. So that's definitely the biggest threat is people taking what you have. Right. You've got some.

People want to steal your lot. You've got canned chili sitting around there. Someone else wants your canned chili, and they'll kill you for it. Right. Right. That's what we say on my channel. You want to start hoarding your beans, peas, and MREs because that's what most of the preppers do. They focus on food and water and not on people like me coming in and just taking everything that you have.

You hear that, Jake? Beans are the big thing that's going to save us all. It's going to be like filet mignon. That's right. Apocalypse beans. Doomsday beans. So say you're somebody like me who does not have any skills and does not have any firearms in their house. What is something that I can do?

Should I just befriend somebody like you who has skills, or what the hell am I going to do? Sexual favors. Like if this happened right now or tomorrow, what the hell do I do? I mean, you really want to, you know, it's good to focus on, you know, learning a skill. And it can be any type of skill because, you know, if everything goes to, you know, hell in a handbasket, you know, you're going to join a group of people and you're going to need to have a skill. It's like prison. You've got to have that prison skill on the ready. I'm good at things that don't matter.

I know. Allie's useless. Does anyone need an Australian accent right now? Or to put on an iPhone screen. I'm very good at putting on those screen protectors. Hey, Daniel, you're on with our prepared citizen, Will, who has made this his mission for many years now. What is your question? Well, hey, if you were stuck and lost in an island and could only bring one item with you, what item would you bring?

I don't think you should be preparing for that situation because that's very unlikely. Did you say fleshlight? Fleshlight. That's the answer. I think he's right about that, by the way. Fleshlight is the answer. Because it is a flashlight and also a vagina. That's right. It's all you need. It's all you need, Allie.

It's light and a vagina. 562 wanted to know, what is the most valuable thing to have in an apocalypse? Is it firearms and guns? Is it gasoline? Or is it like medical supplies? If you could only grab one, what are you grabbing first? I'm always going straight for the firearms. For the guns. Got it. If it turns to cannibalism, which happens eventually when we run out of food, what is the best way to season human flesh?

Anything Gordon Ramsay says to do is what you do. So salt, pepper, thyme, you know, a little bit of garlic. Do you think there's going to be a new currency in the apocalypse? And if so, what would it be? Because is it like Pokemon cards? Is it ramen? What are we going to be fighting over and trading? Batteries and ammunition.

That's everything. Batteries, yeah. And then with, say, for example, there's a big fire, some kind of natural disaster that happens right now. Everyone's trying to get out of town. Do I get in a gas car or an electric car? Or does it depend? Because, you know, obviously if everyone's fighting over gas,

you don't want to be the person who's going to run out of gas. But then if you get an electric car and there's a power outage, you're screwed there too. Well, yeah, but electric cars are just stupid. So, you know, just have a gas car. So a gas car is the answer, Ali. He's judging you in your weird California ways. Yeah, but what if there's no gas but there is electricity?

Well, there won't be. but well there might be i don't know i mean but you know what do you want to do do you want to wait uh 37 hours for your car to charge to 20 or do you want to just hop in for your chili we will uh we're talking to will right now he's a prepared citizen he's on youtube hundreds and thousands of people that have watched his prepared videos to get ready for what could be end of days we heard recently this week ai could be the cause of it we don't necessarily know but you said that at the beginning you wasted a lot of time you did what a lot of the quote preppers did you loaded up on You just held a toothpaste and buckets of rations and all that stuff.

And you said if you were to start again today, you would do things very differently. And you mentioned earlier that means get a skill. And that skill should be self-defense, protection, et cetera. But as far as things you should have, if someone is going to put together a pack, what do you think needs to be in that pack? Rope, cordage, flashlight, tons of batteries, fire starters of some kind, matches, stuff like that. Um, and some type of, uh, you know, you can buy pretty much everything on the internet now. So like a, like a small portable little shelter, um, and then something to purify water is

probably a pretty big thing to have. Um, but, but then how do you, cause there's a question on text line about how far do you go? Do you do like three days worth of water and expired batteries or do you do full on like 30 year nuclear fallout shelter preparation? Yeah, I, I get a lot of hateful comments on my YouTube channel about that. I don't focus enough on water. Um, and, and I think that that kind of, that's more like a geographical thing. Um, I have a, uh, I have a river literally 500 feet from my house. Um, I

have plenty of water, but a lot of people don't. Um, but you gotta also remember water goes bad if it sits for years. So it's pretty much, if you're going to buy stuff, you have to, you have to cycle it out. You got to replace it, replenish it, use it. Um, cause in all honesty, you know you're gonna have this stuff for probably a pretty long time but i guess it's better to have it than not have we don't we don't have basements in california sadly most most places do not but where would uh the best California pussies go yeah where do we hide in our electric cars what do we do exactly what's the answer we don't put in your electric car um i i me personally i just uh i just took over my wife's closet oh i'm sure she loves that no she hates it all of his bunker stuff in

my closet my shoes would be replaced by this giant 12 pound bucket of rice so you don't have an official bunker you just have a closet with supplies yeah no i don't i don't have a bunker uh there's plenty of other things i'll waste my money on before that and so do you do you fear though i fear that in the apocalypse we're just going to be stuck with a bunch of one percent rich people who bought bunkers you know and it's just we're going to be surrounded by the world's most annoying people no they're not going to make it because you have to remember uh they all have security teams and those security teams are highly trained individuals and those those mega rich are not going to make it very far because the guys with the guns are going to just put them down

so the people that will do the best in an apocalypse are the people that are the best at being quote security trained properly trained etc yeah and also uh the medical field too that's going to be as as a person who needs a skill that's going to probably be the highest commodity is someone who can sew you back up. I'm going to wear a naughty nurse uniform so that no one takes me out and they assume that I can sew them up. Yeah, well, what about entertainment?

Because other than Klein in a nursing costume, do you at least pack some DVDs or something? How are we going to entertain ourselves in Apocalypse? No one's concerned about that. Every day is a fight for your own life. You're just focused on survival. It's one giant reality competition show. If it was me, I would just offline download

a bunch of your shows. And, you know, just listen to that on, you know, on my phone. Until I want to end it myself. And I will use my skills to shoot myself in the face. It can either be great or up the suicide rate. Serious question, though, because you do spend a lot of your time looking into this and preparing people. You didn't mention radio. And one of the joys we have being in this medium is that everyone says you've got to keep a crank radio on the ready just in case this happens.

How important in everything that, you know, we must have guns, et cetera. is a radio uh radio is very important but not just not just the hand crank radio but actually you know like a you could you could call it a walkie talkie you know a two-way radio um that's going to be important for communication and most of the ones that you can buy nowadays you can actually get the fm bands on as well and am bands so do you think people like klein and i we should just rush for the nearest radio tower because that's where we'll be the most useful is just to tell everybody what the hell's going on. Yeah, and your stations

are very secure. So, you know, it'd be a good place to hold up. So we've got to come here, Klein. Not if you look at the recent profit report, they're not. But regardless, thank you. Alright, well, everyone says it's been just a wildly entertaining and informative chat with you. In fact, I've heard

a lot of surprising things 949 said, but nothing more surprising than the fact that this guy has a wife. So people are surprised by lots of things. It surprises This is me every morning. Hey, Will, thank you for joining us, and thank you for potentially keeping us safe in case we meet our doomsday scenario. And now we know. So, Allie, all we've got to do is get across country and get to Will's River, and we're going to be safe.

Yeah, you're welcome any time. All right. There he is, the great Will, a prepared citizen saving the world. We're just going to get on a donkey and try to head over to Will. That's right. I'll be the naughty nurse. A lot of people pointing out on the text line, we don't need Will. We've got that canoe guy that's been building that canoe for 10 years in his backyard.

He showed it to us at the event. It was very tiny. Yeah, we put up a picture of it. And the fact that he spent more than 10 seconds working on that is surprising. And I got to meet him and his wife. He was holding it up triumphantly like, I did it! Here's the canoe. It is so little.

You couldn't even put a newborn baby in that thing. And then his wife was like, this is my life! And it was great. So great. Anyway, we've got an event happening on Wednesday. Just a reminder, we'd love to get together with you and hang out. Happens to be Mexican Independence Day. also happens to be...

That's what that guy said. It's open to the general public. No tickets needed, but it is going to be at Descanso mid-Miracle Mile, Wilshire Boulevard, 11 a.m. and 1st 106. We'll get themselves a low-slugger shirt. Hopefully you wear it proudly.

Don't try to resell it on eBay. And you get yourself gourmet tacos plus some other stuff we have in store for you, live music, etc. And that'll be on Wednesday. Just a reminder, plan accordingly for next week. Quick break.

That's Allie getting ready for Mexican Independence Day. Unpreparedness. That is, yikes. Sorry about that. More powerful than any firearm. Come right back with your ADD news. We get to that.

Alina Bovian will be stopping into the KROQ studios today, which should do wonders for our YouTube. Calm down, Ali. And we have all that plus your news after this quick break. And then your tickets for the opening night of Not Scary Farm in less than 15 minutes right here on KROQ. Not Scary Farm opening night tickets will be yours the second we're done with this, your ADD news. and a brand new hour of the show will begin on a Friday morning here at KROQ. Grab your Adderall.

It's time for ADD News. If you're going to scam, scam old people and kids. That's what they always say. And a local woman in Orange County... They don't say that. Who says scam old people and kids? Scammers. Allie does now.

Yeah, apparently. I mean, if you're going to scam, aren't those the easiest prey? I think they say... Didn't they say that Gen Z is falling for more scams now than old people? Are they? I think so.

Wouldn't they know what to look out for? Those are kids First of all, all of our calls get screened now So I have it so like anybody that spam calls me Instantly gets screened by my series Yeah, but there's other ways to get scammed in the real world, man And I feel like Gen Z is aloof to some of the scams That have been around for a while

So it's new to them They would probably be more You know, likely to fall for an email Or an Instagram scam Like things that are on social media Rather than a phone call Phone call is old people stuff Yeah, anything that involves trading money through Western Union or Bitcoin.

My in-laws get scammed every other week. Right. Well, identity fraud again. Now I'm going to get my heater fixed. Oh, this guy scammed me. I mean, left and right. It's like they can't get any service without being scammed. They're the most scammable people I know.

But this woman in Orange County has been arrested for stealing $400,000 from a high school football team. And I didn't know that high school football teams had that kind of money. They sell a lot of M&Ms to get that kind of money. I mean, that's a scam in and of itself. Let me sell M&M's for my basketball team or football team. Apparently, this woman executed an elaborate scheme to defraud the team's booster club, which was a fundraising club, and she was serving as the treasurer. Then she would help raise money and then put the funds into her own bank account,

and she would use it on things like her mortgage and paying off credit card bills, which is actually a responsible way to use the money. She's not going on vacations. She's just paying her mortgage, but still illegal. And she could face now up to 20 years in prison. They said what was also concerning is that this woman is a CPA. And that's my kind of CPA. She knows how to move the money, hide the money.

What's a CPA? It's a tax person. So anytime I've gone to a tax person, they're like, well, give me all your records and be honest. I'm like, ugh. I want someone like this woman who's like, what do you want the government to know? She broke bad. She broke bad good. I know she did.

And it worked for a long time, 400 grand. I just wonder how many high school football programs have that kind of money. I mean, that's a lot. Think of that. Bake sales. I mean, what's usually car washes, bake sales? Yeah, my daughter's doing a car wash. Right.

She's going to make $400,000? Yeah, so best case scenario at the end of this thing. Well, hopefully she'll do a topless. A couple. That's where the running starts rolling in. Topless car wash. DJ Omar Khan, father of the year right there. For a football team?

Sign me up. Make some money. Yeah. Everybody has an oopsies at work sometimes. We make mistakes every single day on this show, and for the most part, our mistakes are meaningless. But when you work for a place like the DMV, and you make an oopsie mistake, it could end up where there's a complete stranger on everyone in the state's driver's license. Thousands of people are trying to get a new license or state ID after more than 8,000 licenses were printed with a stranger's face.

Same guy? I guess so, and a birth date of January 12, 1967. so on the bottom right hand corner of everyone's license plate there's this random dude as if it's his driver's license picture and it's just on every happy guy though so great that this one guy is on everybody's driver's license the best is the people commenting on how they knew it wasn't them right the misprints were caused by a vendor error and they're trying to reprint now forcing a lot of upset people to wait i looked at my license it seemed that this man was on here and i automatically knew that it wasn't right like

okay maybe they're putting the secretary of state on the licenses but then i'm like girl the secretary of state is not a black man it's good detective work she realized realized it wasn't her on there and then said maybe they put a picture of the secretary of state on the driver's license instead and they just have him smiling on everything so great this guy congrats on your driver's license so funny so if you're stressed at work apparently it's making you worse in bed according to a new study they researched a bunch of different jobs they studied people in various fields they studied their weekly hours their decision making their supervisor support just their level of stress in general and they figured out that specifically men in high stress jobs were

10 times more likely to get the boo what is that oh they kick it can't keep it up yes if they're stressed out if they're stressed yeah and so that escalated 50 but they were 10 times more likely to get that if they were stressed so that's gonna affect your sex life a lot if you're stressed at work you won't be able to unstress that's your unstress a lot of the guys that are in those like very high profile jobs where they have to like make decisions all day like the big ceos aren't they the ones that like to go get it like humiliated and kicked in the face and like farted on and stuff yeah but maybe they just have to do a lot to get it up now so that's all like I like to set my nipples on fire because just regular stuff doesn't work anymore.

I had so many unscheduled meetings this week. Someone's got to go ahead and stick a board in me. Someone has to stab me with their stilettos. Right. All right. Well, there you go. There it is. There it is.

That's a medical problem that has never happened to me before. And there we go. Back again. I don't think you've ever had that issue. No. Sadly, that has not been an issue. Sadly, that's not an issue. My wife's hoping.

What is that said? Well, I think my wife's hoping that's an issue. She's like, no, it still works, damn. We get into a brand new hour of the show right now And the very first thing we do is get you into Not Scary Farm opening night If you're the 20th caller at this exact moment 800-520-1067

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