Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Clickbait, Ally's Will and MORE

Episode Date: September 2, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you gotta go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. Good morning. Welcome to your K-Rock. We are Klein Alley Show.

It is Wednesday. It is September still. My name's Klein. There's Alley. Hi. That is DJ Omar Khan. Morning. Jake Znerd. What's up? Busy night last night, and of course, he gives no credit to any of us for making that happen.

We'll get to that a little bit later this morning. Of course, you've got Vanessa and Postmaster Johnny in the back taking the calls. 800-520-1067 If you're new to the show Or listening because someone else told you You wouldn't hate us Three day challenge All you need is three days to make up your mind

And it maybe goes the other way We've had some people that have said I did the three day challenge, I'm out And others that have said I'm in So decide for yourself It's a real choose your own adventure 626 said based on the last conversation You have to give good things in the kids lunch

So they can trade with their friends And I know that But the schools have always tried to go ahead and shut down snack trading. But snack trading, if you think about it, is a great way early on in life to learn about, you know, getting bamboozled, how to deal up. You're going to prison. It's absolutely true. It's a great life skill. It's one of those things in school.

You know, I've always thought in school you learn some of the stuff you need. But really, it's the things you learn in school that you really need are the things like the snack trade. How to negotiate. That's the stuff that you're not going to learn in the classroom, but that's as valuable as any of that other crap. Right, and the kid in this chat thread is going in with Oreos, so they're the one that everyone wants to trade with. Right. You think Bruiser's just going in there and taking everybody's lunch? Bruiser does appear to do really well in the trades.

I'm actually, Bruiser's in trouble. I brought these dolls home yesterday that the print guru made for us, And I didn't realize that my kids would start playing with them, and then they started imitating the sound bites, and now Bruiser's in big trouble because this was all day yesterday. You stupid assholes. This Bruiser now just sang the things from the dolls. She's quoting all the things from the dolls now,

and my wife's really mad at me for bringing them home. Yeah, why is she in trouble for this? Well, I didn't think they were going to take them out of the box. To be honest, I was just going to bring them home and put them in the closet where I put stuff. Well, they're dolls that kids play with. My kids wouldn't have played with any... If I had brought them any doll, they wouldn't have played with it, but this one they picked up and...

You stupid assholes. I think she's misquoting it. I like to smell you guys' penis. I mean, the fact that she's now quoting... I smell this guy's penis. It's, like, so embarrassing, to be honest, and humiliating that she's saying the things from the actual dolls now. And, by the way, when I say it, it's very different.

I'd like to smell this guy's penis. Yeah, that's my version, and her take is... I like to smell you guys' penis. Oh, McDuty, McDuty, Daddy. That's her trying to say, Diddy, great guy like Diddy. That's not that one. Hold on. Diddy, great guy like Diddy.

Yeah, that's that. So she thought that was Doody McDoodie Daddy. Oh, McDoodie McDoodie Daddy. Shoes in, shoes in, shoes in. That's her doing the impression of Allie saying shoe shine. And she thought that it was Allie doing offensive accents. And she was kind of right about that. You guys are stupid assholes.

That's that one. You got to get Bo Drangles to be a shoe shine. You guys are stupid assholes. Yeah, the shoeshine waters. Oh, shoeshine, shoeshine, shoeshine. That's a problem right there. I don't like that. I don't remember a BTS.

You guys are stupid assholes. I like the smallest guy's penis. Woo, woo, woo, woo. So anyway, it's been a loud day at my house yesterday, courtesy of these dolls. Oh, wait. Whatever, Alex. And then the dog gets involved. The dog's trying to do impressions, too.

Spot on. That was him doing Cabana Klein. A decent hour in store for you, and we've got lots to give you, including access to the endless summer kegger happening in moments. So just keep listening so we can all hang out together tomorrow. K-Rock, we're your Klein Alley Show. There's a mystery on the Internet that we'll solve together in just a moment. It has to do with the age gap in relationships

and how science has now finally come up with a number, and this is the sweet spot. If you are not the same exact age as the person you are dating or married to, there is a sweet spot, and they looked at tons of couples to come up with this number. I'm talking 35,000 couples from over 29 countries. This was a massive, massive research that went to figure out what is the sweet spot and what is the best opportunity you have to be in a happy, fulfilling, and long-lasting relationship based on age gap alone, which is not going to go over well in Los Angeles. I wonder what the average age gap is in all the major cities.

I would imagine it's the biggest in LA. I would have to think so, but it's nice to see now it's not just old dudes dating young hot women. Now it's old ladies. Now it's old ladies as well. So it's nice that it's flipping around. We will get into that in just a moment with some clickbait. So here we go.

All right. What is the number? This is ideal age gap in a relationship. You may think same age is the best chance because we have all the same references and we can reference all the same shows that we grew up watching And probably a better chance we have more in common if we are the same age. Although I think we can all agree that women mature faster than guys. That's usually the stereotype.

But then also with a lot of old, old men dating young, young women, there's weird crossover again. Because all the things from the old guys' generation is back. Back again. So the 25-year-old knows everything about vinyl and, you know, all the trends of the 80s and 90s. And the old guy's like, this is awesome. And maybe research after looking at the numbers said that the sweetest spot is you want to have a nice 30-year age gap so that you guys have the same references just after they've come back in style again. I think that it's five years, and I'm only basing that on the most successful relationship I've had as an example is my dad's marriage, and she is five years older than he is. Like, is this not your own?

No, it's not. Definitely not, Ali. And definitely not your mom, who has been married multiple times. Yeah, the third one's going well, but... Right. What's the age gap in that one? Zero, because they were Valentine's Day sweethearts in seventh grade. Wow, that's like an Omar story.

Remember they met, they reconnected at her high school reunion. That's right. And she was there with another guy, and she left with that guy. Throw a goat! But my dad met his now wife because she was his boss, and she was five years older than he was. Wait a minute. Your dad is now married to a woman that was his boss? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, he plowed his boss. Climbed that corporate ladder. Good for him. But I do think that her being a little bit older is, I don't know, for some reason it works. But I'm just going to say five-year age gap, regardless of gender. Regardless of gender. Yeah. Okay.

Because they do have research, and it looks at gender, too, and how it plays into it, and if there's a better chance of it being a, quote, older woman, older man, whatever. Omar, what do you think the actual number is? This is the ideal age gap, according to Science, in a massive global survey that looked at over 35,000 couples, and they found this is the sweet spot. Five years is a pretty good guess. And you mentioned that it doesn't matter if the man or lady is older. We're just looking for the number.

Just looking for the number. The general number gives you the sweet spot. And it could be a range, by the way. It doesn't have to be an exact number. It could be a range. I'm going to go from three to five years. Three to five. It could be a range.

That means it is a range. Yeah, that's right. It could be a range. It's a range. It could be, by the way, a range. If you say that, if your number is within the range, Omer says three to five years. Allie says five years.

So Omar's just prices right in your ass. You got smoked by Omar. Good move, Omar. That was great. Ali's out. Jake, what do you say? Any other specifics you want to throw out? I'll do two to six.

Two to six? I am changing from zero to ten. No, sorry, Al. You're so smoked. Ali said five, so she's wrong. They have found that, first of all, a couple things that are not that surprising. They have found that the older people get, the more they appreciate dating younger people. Oh, wow.

They needed this vast research study to figure that out? Well, look, you may think you're... Everyone across the whole world likes dating younger people. And they also learned that who you think you want to be with when you're 25 potentially changes pretty drastically to who you think you want to be with when you're 45. And so maybe you say, at 25, I'll only date people that are younger than me. And then at 45, you realize, I got to go older now. I don't have all my hair anymore.

I'm going to go at 26, 27. But they did find, after looking at everything, that the happiest, long-lasting, and best chance for success in a relationship is an age gap between one and three years. Oh, wow. That's so small. One and three years. Aren't you five years? I'm cooked. I'm five years.

Okay, got it. So I'm five. What are you? Two. Oh, so you're in the one to three. I'm two old. So why are you so unhappy? Hey, it's a long marriage.

Yeah. Jake, what's the age gap between this girl you're seeing now? I think she's like three. Three older? Three younger. Three younger. Omar and his wife are identical. No, one.

Oh, one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We, I think I was a junior and she was a sophomore when we started dating. Nice. Nice move right there. Younger woman. Nice. That was so cool in high school.

Now it doesn't matter at all. No, it doesn't. Johnny, you guys are the same age? Oh, wow. Yeah. Think about it. Sorry, she's a year younger. Johnny's counting on his fingers right now.

Hold on. Take away the four. She's got one of those weird ones where she was like... A birthday? One of those weird ones? She was born. Johnny, this couldn't be a difficult question. It's an age thing.

Was it a leap year? What's weird? What's confusing about it? It was like she was born in the middle of the year, so she was supposed to be in my grade, but now she's in the grade under, so she was like... None of you are in either grade because you're out of school. No, we were born...

She's not in a grade, dude. She's got a job. Yeah, I guess she's not in my grade. Yeah, never mind. Do you know her age? Yeah, yeah, she's 26, going to be 27, and I'm 28. So it's more than just one year. So how many years is that, Johnny?

Oh, one year. So I guess I'm just one year older. But pretty much the same, though. I think he's wrong. I think he is. All right, well, anyway, that was science, guys. We'll take a quick break. We've got more show after this on KROQ.

Kegs. Let's say hi to Benjamin on the phone right now at KROQ. Good morning, Benjamin. Why are you calling? good morning for the end of summer keg sweet divots benjamin you are the 20th caller you did hear vanessa say kegs and as a result you will be joining us tomorrow in newport beach for the keg all right that's right hold on one second uh benjamin we will see you there more like a sick wolf more tickets more tickets coming up later this morning uh in fact we're going to blow out

these tickets today, tomorrow, until the actual kegger starts. I can't believe that you're not flattered. Ellie, it's a terrible thing you told me this morning. It is an honor. Not an honor. But I have bestowed upon you. You did it to be a bitch, and you know you did it to be a bitch, and that's the way you presented it to me. You said, aha, one final joke on the way out.

And I said, what's that? So, I have decided, well, my wife and I have decided. She definitely would not have picked me. She's actually not part of this decision. But I haven't told her yet. Well, then it's not valid. it's not legally next step is to get it all notarized and finalized and all that crap

and we have been going through a will just to make sure there's something in place in case the inevitable or the impossible happens and they're not impossible it's not impossible it's very probable we're all dying eventually yeah i know but i didn't even realize that there was so much to decide i'm clicking through clicking through and it's like what about this what about this what about your couch what about your car and i'm like oh god finally it reaches this new uh page and it says okay here's where your kid's gonna go now what would you like to do with your pets and i said well i've got three cats and nobody loves cats more than kevin klein so if there's somebody who is going to take these three cats and give them a wonderful beautiful home give them a

wonderful tour of the outside. It is going to be fine. So I've left my cats to you. Why? All three? All of them. I'm going to get more now. Oh, man. That's so messed up, Allie. It's so messed up. So in the event, and luckily both of us die, they're all going to you. And it'll be hilarious.

If you actually... Allie thinks this is so funny because she thinks it's one final joke on the way out that I get stuck with three cats. And you have to take them, otherwise you go to jail. I don't have to do anything. No way. I'm already cursed. Reverse the curse. I'm going to... Those cats If you really want those cats to have a good life, leave them with anyone else.

You will give them a good life because I'll be dead and you'll feel bad. I will feel bad enough to tell you now that I will take them, but I immediately will drop them off at a kill shelter. You're not going to do that. You're not going to drop them off at a kill shelter. You'll even have them be like outside cats and you'll put food out for them. They'll be fine. You're not going to reject them completely. But why would you do this to me if you know I don't like cats?

Because it's funny. And I'm allergic. And I'm allergic. You're the only person, other than my kid, that is even going to be in our will. Isn't that a good thing? No. The fact that me and my wife and kid are the only people in this family unit, and then you. You are getting the only specific item.

How about that TV you got recently? Why don't you leave me that? No, that's going to my kid. You don't need that TV. It's going to be totally outdated by the time I'm dead. But you're not leaving anybody else anything else? Nope. Everything's going to my kid except the cats.

Jake, you want a cat? I want an Uncrustable. Okay, I'll throw in an Uncrustable. Anyone else? No. Anyone take a cat from me? Vanessa's got no animals. She can take...

I did say I would like one of your cats. Great. Take three. Well, great. So you can throw them all against a wall? Wall cats. No, I am that. She's...

Allie, I don't... I'm telling you... You can't separate them. They come as a team. I know you're doing this to be funny. Look, I think you think it's funny, but once you put it in the document, even the fact that I'm going to have to deal with phone calls going like... I know.

And I want you to record all of it. Yeah. And I want you to send it to Omar. And Omar... And I want Omar to be laughing as well and go, at least she was funny. In your mind, he won't say that. In your mind, you believe that the world, you're going to die. And we're just going to continue.

And it's going to be so sad. But then there'll be this one funny thing that comes out of it. You with three cats. And you think we're just going to all be sitting here just doing the show without you? Yeah, this is like if this happens tomorrow. Just prop up your corpse body and do the show? Yeah, just put the little plushie here. And Omar will play all the sound effects of the cats and be like, oh, Klein, you remember what Ali said?

And then you'll be like, welcome to your Wednesday morning. I was so annoyed. They called again about the cats. They're dropping them off. Now one of them's spraying all over our brand new couch. Do they still spray? Oh, I don't know. Probably.

Okay, great. It all kind of blends together at this point. Are you able to reject, if someone leaves you something in a will, even if it's something they think is good, like, are you able to reject it? You know, there was a tab that said, if this person is unavailable, do you have a backup? And I said, no backup. You gave my other number? This is my all or nothing.

This is his cell and this is his email. I'll put your wife's name to make sure. And then I'll pass it on to your kids and your kids' kids. Because these cats, they live forever. Yeah, apparently they do. They don't die. It's a long-term commitment. Isn't one of them able to get pregnant still or were they all fixed?

Well, two of them are boys, so that'd be pretty incredible. Well, it's 2026. The other one's 16 years old. That's going to be even funnier. A really old cat. And they start to smell. This is the first time I've ever said this. Please don't die.

See, now you're rooting for me. Not really, though. Because if anything happens to me, you're screwed. Yeah, well, I'm hoping that Katie and her new husband gets them. Best decision I ever made. You know, we live in a part of the country where we're lucky in the sense of we get access to pretty much every natural disaster out there. Even tornadoes. I mean, if you think about it, we had a tornado here about a year ago that happened.

Well, that was like a half second of something. It was technically a tornado. and then we get, there was rumors this week that there was going to be a hurricane that was going to hit us. Yeah, but then now it's not. You know, that hurricane's name is the same name as the stutterer that we had on the air yesterday, Marie. Oh, yeah, Tropical Storm Marie.

Tropical Storm Marie, which is exactly what will happen if you're in the front row of the sublime show. And it's... Slightly stupid. You're in the front row of that show. It's going to be another tropical storm. So I recommend you get a poncho if you're going to be there early for the Endless Summer Kegel. She's going to be introducing the band.

But I did want to figure out, because there's always good to have updates on how to survive these things that happen. I mean, think about it. Today there was an earthquake. Not a big one. Three, four happened in the Ontario area. But there are natural disasters. As you know, we get mudslides. We get earthquakes, obviously.

This week, now it's down to a tropical storm. But at one point, they said a hurricane could be hitting us from the Pacific. it's hurricane season right now something that we didn't usually get we did get tornado last year there's a lot of scary uh news articles about el nino this year oh it's gonna be crazy that's the big one they're saying this is el nino thing is gonna mess us up big time uh we've we've experienced the extreme heat there was some weird ass heat slash humidity situation we had going on last week that felt very anything's possible here but i think you hear about big earthquakes and then you hear about the flash floods whether it's in the grand canyon or nepal and you think is that

going to happen here because you're right in a way anything is possible let's see who on the show would be able to survive the longest and i'm going to give you some actual scenarios that you could find yourself in and how would you handle these and listen closely because as much as this may seem like a stupid show with stupid people what you're about to hear could actually save your life and you may remember five years from now wait a minute i think they talked about that on k-rock and i'm not supposed to do this so let's just say for a moment ellie you're in your bed when an earthquake strikes? Sleeping, middle of the night,

because I don't know why it feels like that's when it always is going to happen. That's like a massage. What is the most evidence-based action you should take? What the hell is evidence-based action? They looked at scenarios of this exact thing happening and they found that your best chance for survival is if you do the following when an earthquake hits.

And I'm talking big one, because they keep saying we're at the gates of hell or whatever the experts keep saying about the big one that's going to hit because of all the rumblings and were long overdue for it and the plates and everything else, they say everything's lining up. The big one could happen any moment now. Could be a thousand years, but could be any moment now too.

So if it was that scenario, if I'm laying in bed and there is an earthquake. That's a very likely scenario. I would pull the covers over my head and sit there. Like a Dutch oven. Yeah, a Dutch oven myself. Like you just want to write it out? Yeah. Just pull the cover.

I'm going to wait for it to finish before I start running. I don't want to run around when there's the ground shaking. and start getting... I mean, I'm pretty clear of things hitting me when I'm in my bed. It's not like there's chandeliers. You can go where your son is. Well, he'll be in his bed.

Everyone just stop. Don't say anything. Touch up on everybody. Just chill. You're not concerned that all those white lady dream catchers you have above you are going to fall on you? They're going to finally catch me back.

They'll come. A real, real bad earthquake. I'll get tangled up in a net from one of her dream catchers. I was thinking I would maybe military-style roll off the bed and then under the bed but then if the bed crushes me that's probably not good right so i think it's better to just stay in one place so you say stay in bed under the covers omar what do you say same situation you're in bed big rumbler happens middle of the night what do

you do so i'm the type of person that when i uh am awoken by something like that i'm like 100% awake there's no like drowsiness so i would wake up get my children and we're outside in the backyard instantly. But you're running through a house when it's shaking? I am very agile. I don't believe that for a second. Didn't you finish a 3.1 miles

in 30 minutes barely? That's agile right there. That's more of a stamina thing. So Omar, you grab your kids and then you move and are you on a second floor in this situation? Yeah, I'm on the second floor. So you're moving to a first floor and then running outside and standing in the yard.

That's what Omar said. Jake, what do you do? I know the shack is not probably where you want to be when a big one hits. It's probably where everyone wants to be. It's probably like a bomb shelter. I mean, we're talking the big one, right? Everything is rattling. Yeah, but you don't know.

When the rattling starts, you don't know if it's a big one or not because you don't know, once again, is this going to be the big one? Is this going to be? If it keeps going longer than 10 seconds, I'll grab my kids and go into the backyard. All right. Jake, what do you do? I think what they've said is to get in the doorway or get into a bathtub. But since I live in a shack and it's right next to my front door,

I could just roll right out of bed and right into the front yard. I have heard the doorway thing. That's convenient. It's going to be the safest for sure. Roll out of bed into my yard. I don't know if science looked into that. I don't know if that was part of their both evidence-based action. I mean, yeah, he has less house to move through.

Right. So it's probably safer. Look, I feel like Jake's place is a good place to be for an earthquake. Terrible place to be for a hurricane because it's a shack. It gets picked up in a second. Yeah, but I don't know. I mean, it's just one floor. Vanessa, what do you do?

I'm going underneath a frame, like a door frame. Because isn't that what you're supposed to do? I think that's what you're supposed to do. That's what they've said for years, but now they've looked into the evidence. And this is, once again, you're in bed when it strikes. But you're risking running and walking, being on your feet in a totally unstable environment. No one survived this scenario. How klutzy are you?

Well, the ground's shaking. You can fall over easily. Whatever, not me. You are supposed to stay in bed, cover your head and neck with pillows. That wasn't going to be my answer. That's what I was going to say. And Dutch oven. There you go.

Stay put. And that is the Dutch oven part you don't have to do. But the first part about stay in the bed and then you create as much. I thought you were supposed to go under the bed. No, I think you're going to get trapped. Things are going to get crushed, you know, and then you're going to be stuck there for a while. I'm not going to risk that. You don't want to put yourself in a situation where you're getting stuck.

But if the ceiling starts collapsing on you and you've got your pillow, you know, fort. I mean, we learned as a kid, there's nothing more safe than a pillow fort. Of course. Moving on. And that's why I sleep in a pillow fort. You woke up. Yeah, but Vanessa, you're in a pillow fort. You just said the wrong answer.

You were going to get out of your pillow fort. I know, but I was going into a hard surface. But now I know. I'm always safe. So I was right. Yeah, Allie was the most right. Let's talk about this scenario. You are driving in your car, and you encounter a flooded roadway.

This happens a lot. We've got a lot of flash floods here. Water appears to be moving slowly, but it's about six inches deep. What is the effective rule of thumb that you are supposed to apply to this scenario? Six inches? You're coming across. It's not standing water. It is moving water, but moving slowly, and it is six inches, but it is getting deeper.

What do you do? god if it's only six inches i feel like it's drive through it you can do it i'm moving slow drive through it you can do it which is something that we say on this show how does it say how wide it is no okay maybe it's a flooded roadway so i assume it's the width of the roadway i'm just gonna turn around you're gonna turn around yeah i'm just gonna turn around i probably shouldn't drive through it if i don't know how wide it's going to be omar yeah man we We all saw that footage from Nepal, and that is scary. Flash floods could, you know, fill something up within seconds.

So I agree with Allie. You do not drive through it. You cannot do it. You will possibly drown. You got to do that cool thing where you just reverse in really fast motion. That's so cool. You have to go backwards on the freeway. It feels so cool.

Like Vin Diesel. Jake, what do you do? Yeah, you can't drive through it. There's flooding all the time where my parents live in Texas, and, like, they'll have, like, markers for the row so you can actually tell how deep the water is. Oh, wow. But usually you can't pass at all.

Wasn't this an Oregon Trail thing? Cock the wagon and float it across. Cock the what? What? You can't say that on the radio. You can't say any of those things. No, no, no. It's called cock the wagon.

You can basically turn it into a little boat. I think lesbians can say it because they don't get turned on by it. So, Al, you have the right. I can make it into a little boat and go across. That's your plan? In Oregon Trail. Johnny, you come across a flooded roadway. What do you do?

Well, I'm going to drive right through it because I got a Ford Bronco, and my car is made for that, so I'm going to just go right through it. You want to plug a Star Mazda? Yeah, I got a Ford Bronco. Thanks to my friends over at Star, Ford, Lincoln, and Glendale. All right, great. Tell them Johnny sent you. So, Johnny's right.

You're supposed to plug your car dealership. No, you're supposed to, once again, this is the safe way. Turn around, don't drown is what they say. that even six inches of moving water can reach the bottom of most passengers' cars, cause loss of control, stall the engine out, making your car pretty much useless. Right. And then you're the person stuck on top of your car trying to get rescued. Get out, and that's the other thing is you supposedly can't gauge exactly how strong or fast the water's moving.

They claim. Even if it's slow moving, there could be a big undercurrent or something. Let's talk about this scenario. So everyone did the right thing there. You survived. But a hurricane, we're supposed to get a hurricane potentially. and this hurricane was going to be a big one. It sounded like this.

And it's slightly stupid. You're in your kitchen. You're in your kitchen and the hurricane, you did not listen to the evacuation orders. You were told to evacuate, but you decided I'm going to stay put and then you realize

the hurricane is now hitting and it is much stronger than you anticipated. What do you do? I don't know crap about hurricanes. Let's see. I don't think there's anything you can do. I feel like in these situations, everyone just dies. I guess I would get.

That's a good philosophy to have. Well, I mean, in a hurricane, I feel like it's just devastating. I mean, if you're in your house and you're not in a hurricane for California, nobody has those, like, basements that you run into. No one has those little, like, hideaways that they have on the East Coast. So I guess I would just go bathtub. At least it says bathtub if you have it. Omar, hurricane. You were told to evacuate.

You said, ah, it's not going to be that bad. You stay put. Then it hits, and it's a lot stronger than you thought. What do you do? I run outside, hop in my car, and I outrun the hurricane. Oh, cool. Okay, storm chaser, but you let the storm chase you. He's agile.

I'm a storm chasee. Jake, you're in the shack now. What do you do? Oh, man. A hurricane, I think you just brace and ride it out. You float away with the shack. Okay, that applies to only you. It's like a captain dying with the boat.

It's like the Wizard of Oz. He goes down with the shack. I'm going off to meet the munchkins. He walks out and they're like, what band is this? If you are in a hurricane and you decide to stay put and you avoided the evacuation orders, you need to go to the most internal, hopefully windowless room of your structure that you can go to bathroom they say you must keep your shoes on that's a big one like trump said gotta get my shoes because uh because you don't know what the debris because of all the

debris and that's one of those things you don't think about afterwards shoes on and then you want to um basically get to the lowest possible level of wherever you stay living that doesn't have the risk of flooding so whatever that means whatever that means they're saying that is your best chance for survival of a hurricane. But it must be that room, whatever internal space you have, preferably no windows. Yeah, but what if there's a,

if there's a whole bunch of water building up, why would you go down to the water and not go up? They're saying lowest possible, because up, I think, is the wind is going to be stronger. Oh, I see. So that's why they say

you want to be the lowest level without the risk of flooding. That's where all the cars and cows are floating around. That's right. So now we've helped you stay alive for another day. We have more show after this

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Coming up in moments, but first, there is this, your ADD news. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD news. This news will make you wish that you were a better athlete. there are new roadways being built specifically for the olympics it's like a bus lane but just for olympians caltrans said that they're developing what they're calling the games route network which will allow all the athletes and the coaches and all the other olympic officials to use carpool lanes and exclusive lanes that are designated just for them i'm gonna get a medal get around faster i'm gonna drive around with a medal i'm gonna go in that lane if they pull me over i'll say

Look right here, officer. Excuse me. Already won. We're in the medal. And when they say, what sport are you playing, what are you going to say? Go, Evan. One of those weird ones that no one cares about, like a shot pull or something. Trampolining.

Jake's right. Go, Devin. I'm a gold medal go-deffer. Have you seen the comments on the Instagram? You know you point to your neck and say, this one speaks for itself. Oh, yeah. You should do shot put. I bet the thing that's absorbing to your neck.

Those guys have big necks. My wife had an intervention with me about my neck last night. she's like you know it really does look ridiculous and i was like i said everyone on the show is just making fun this is what we do it's not really she's like it looks this is just she's like it looks so stupid she's like please stop it looks like it's getting smaller though yeah that's what she said it looks like it's getting bigger you know i talked to a fitness instructor about your neck why would you do that because i this guy that you know that i've been working with during my pregnancy, I was like, he's like

one of those built-jacked guys, and I was like, my friend is doing, you know, he's trying to better himself, and he's working out. I'm not trying to better myself. Yeah, you are. You're eating brussel sprouts every day and lifting weights. But I'm also eating like an animal on the weekends. Pizza,

donuts. Last night I had a cup of frosting. Oh, damn. I want a cup of frosting. It was delicious. Vanessa, order us a cup of frosting. Just, that's all I had. No even cupcake. Just a giant cup of frosting. But I said, he's getting a really really big neck and he went wow all right yeah he just laughed thanks for that advice and i thought he would have some kind of a piece of advice for you but he i think he just laughed

because i think that's what happens you're like channing tatum his neck just keeps getting bigger i wish i was like channing tatum so anyways they're gonna have 369 miles of roadway 236 miles of freeway and 134 miles on local streets that will all be designated la 28 and they'll have little blue labels on them, just like the bus lanes have a label. And then if you get pulled over for using that, then you can get in a lot of trouble. And it's supposedly just for Olympians? Just so that they can

get around. And I guess it was part of the deal when they said, if we bring the Olympics to LA, you need to promise that you're going to develop some kind of a roadway system for Olympians because your traffic sucks so bad. But I thought the first plan was they were going to fly up and around on these little drones. That too. I think the main thing is they're just trying to

figure out how everyone's going to get around in a city that has the worst traffic of anywhere in the world, pretty much seems like a real la move right there if you get the olympics we will fly everyone around on a drone system and then they're like all right they're here all right we're just gonna build an extra lane i guess like and it's not even to the olympics yeah what happens that lane after the olympics it just goes back to regular because sometimes some of the new roads so we all get screwed so we get screwed yes that's what i mean it sucks yes they're building some new roads but a lot of it is just going to be them taking away a lane from us like the carpool lane or the other

right lane that's next to the bus lane. It's all going to be designated for them, not for us. And we're going to be stuck in way worse traffic because they're trying to get somewhere for their stupid shot putting. I'm going to buy a Kazakhstan tracksuit and wear it around and just tell everyone I'm an Olympian. Just have a flag. Yeah, just going to ride that lane

all the time. A long time announcer for Wheel of Fortune, Jim Thornton, has been suspended from his job while they investigate some allegations. The allegations are not very clear yet, but this happened in May and seems that now they've at least investigated enough

to feel like they need to suspend him over it but there was an incident that happened on an American Airlines flight where Jim Thornton was apparently acting inappropriately toward a passenger and then at one point the pilot called ahead to have law enforcement

meeting him there when they arrived at the gate. They questioned him. He was wearing a Wheel of Fortune jacket at the time which I think in general is probably one of the lamest jackets you can It's kind of lame. I can see Johnny wearing that

at some thrift shop on Melrose. Like an old guy wearing it? If you wear it because you're the announcer for Wheel of Fortune, it's kind of like you're trying to flex. Nice jacket. Do you recognize this? I'm the announcer for Wheel of Fortune. You're like, okay. So he was being handsy with a woman on the flight?

Again, it's not super clear. Even in the TMZ report, they don't say exactly what happened. They just say it was inappropriate and that somebody complained, which I assume means it's sexual, right? I would be shocked if it wasn't that. I mean, inappropriate. It's a complaint to a flight attendant about him.

So the person complained about him and said he was acting inappropriately. Yeah, I heard Wheel of Fortune is looking for an announcer right now in the time being. So, hello, Wheel of Fortune. Do you hear these pipes? Yeah, but he's probably, I mean, the Price is Right announcer role is probably the most famous, important announcer role, right? Right. Wheel of Fortune is kind of a whatever. Yeah, I mean.

The announcer, you're not really, I mean, it's more about the host on that show. Well, I think the announcer just gets to say, we love Fortune. Yeah, they're not announcing prizes. They're not announcing a whole lot. I think they do that stupid thing. I don't really watch. Welcome back. I don't watch the show, but I think they do that whole like,

now I'll program a trip to Tahiti, and they do that whole thing. Yeah. And then they say, you know, you can. And then Marine goes, pick that up, and then put that little wedge up there. Yeah, but I don't think it's an important job, but I wouldn't know. It's important enough to act inappropriately on an American Airlines flight in a jacket and say, look who I am. I just looked up his jacket. It is pretty fire.

Yeah, see, Johnny would wear that jacket happily. That would be found in a Goodwill and someone would be like, cool. Oh, look at me. Speaking of old people, there is a new secret to long life, according to this old lady. She's 100 years old and apparently she's been eating the same thing for dinner every single night for many, many years. And this is a clip that's now going viral. 100-year-old woman is going viral. Frida's daughter posted a video of her

with her two favorite things that she eats for dinner. She was so excited to talk about them that she broke out in song. I'm in heaven. I'm in heaven. A way to tell because I'm racist. For I've got my hot dog

and my diet coke. What could be better than having a hot dog and a diet coke. I love the hot dog. She agrees. Well, there you have it.

A hot dog is not filling. But multiple hot dogs is great. We get into a brand new hour of the show right now. And the very first thing we do is get you into Ohana Fest if you're the 20th caller. At this exact moment, this exact number, 800-520-1067. Let's go.