Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Clickbait, Divorce Parties and MORE

Episode Date: August 5, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you gotta go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous KROQ. Alright, after 8 o'clock now, it is KROQ. It is Wednesday. We are still in the month of August.

And good morning. We are Klein Alley Show. Nice to meet you. Thanks for coming back for more. New listeners, perhaps. People discovering us over the past few days. Or forced to listen because they are in the back of a rideshare. Thank you to the driver for forcing your passengers to listen against their will. That's how we earn new listeners, day by day, minute by minute. That's also how we lose listeners. My name's Klein. That's Ali.

Morning. That is DJ Omar Khan right there. Jake, the assistant to the assistant of the audio sniper who had a birthday yesterday and was forced to have his birthday party at the DMV in Glendale. I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't see it with my own eyes. And I stopped by there. It made me feel like I kind of lost the bet as well. He looked like he was having the best time ever.

It was... I came to party. It was wild to see Jake sitting in the DMV with his beer cooler and his pizza and his balloons and his party hat. And he was like with his people at the DMV, it felt like. Well, the DMV people are his people. I thought all of them looked like Jake's friends. I was like, wow, Jake, you know a lot of people. Jake, when did you get here?

It was truly remarkable. A real collection of weirdos. Hodgepodge of weirdos. Yeah, for sure. So we'll get into some of the details that happened there and then how quickly security got involved. Because what seemed like a fun gathering of weirdos at the DMV turned very escalated rather quickly. Well, I wondered if it would be an issue that he brought alcohol into the DMV. It's funny.

That seems like a good issue. You would think of all of the things that would be what was the issue. And I think that was the least of the issues. How did he even know? There was a lot of issues that were there, apparently, and a lot of rules that were violated. But the cooler full of beer he had, which clearly should have been the most obvious issue, I don't even think was mentioned at all. He was just standing there drinking a beer in the open? Yeah.

I had a koozie on it. Sitting, and he had a koozie on it. But, yes, it was wild to see. And wild, by the way, to have other people at the DMV spend their time looking at you. For you to be the weirdo that gets looked at at a DMV full of weirdos, that's an honor. You're the king of the weirdos. Yeah, you're the king of the weirdos. Well, and it's very classy of you to have a koozie when everyone else at the DMV is drinking out of a brown bag.

Yeah, so we'll get into all that coming up a little bit later this morning. This hour, we'll get to that. And if you're a teacher, we want to celebrate some of your antics over the summer. And that'll all be happening this hour on KROQ. Good morning. Recommend you head over to the socials, Klein Alley Show, so you can get some visual stimulation to go with the stories you'll hear at this hour, including Jake's birthday party at the DMV and the competitive eater,

local competitive eater, Legend, who will be coming by to hang with us in the KROQ studios. You need to see what this woman looks like and what she is able to do with her mouth. It is truly incredible. Yeah. She's set records. I can't believe she ate the entire Panda Express menu, the whole menu. It's so hot. I mean, that is.

Why is it so hot? It is, isn't it? There's something about that that blows my mind. And I'll say, once again, not to keep knocking on Odyssey, but if someone were to say you can either watch Odyssey or watch a woman eat the entire Panda Express menu, I got my choice. And sorry, Christopher Nolan, it's not you. What are the bathroom breaks for that? You have to time those out, too? Pretty regular.

I would imagine that, especially afterwards. But she's going to be stopping by to take part in a food challenge here with us at K-Rock, courtesy of Fat Sal's. We'll be stopping by as well to bring us the Big Fat Fatty, and that'll be very exciting. That's all coming up. Right now, though, we have for you some clickbait as we solve the Internet's biggest riddles and mysteries. Here we go. All right, let's start with this.

Mate, this is the real thing. that people want and don't want to receive in a will. Now think about this for a second. Someone dies, you get that call from the lawyer, and they say, oh, your aunt has left you something. You're like, oh, nice. It's that inheritance I didn't realize. But this is the actual thing that people want and don't want.

So remember this if you are leaving stuff to people, or more importantly, if you've got old relatives or distant relatives and you want to get on the good side, or maybe you don't, because apparently after looking at all of the things that happened, this is the number one thing that people want and the number one thing people really don't want. I'll tell you what it is because I received it from my grandmother, and that is a collection of Hummels.

Any kind of figurines, any kind of collection of something that you think is valuable and then you realize it's not valuable. You have to do all this work to determine the value, and then it just ends up taking up space in your garage and you never do anything with it and you can't get rid of it because your grandmother left it to you. Do you have Beanie Butt babies too? I've got a bunch of Beanie Babies, and I found out those are worthless, too.

But the collection that was meant something to them but has no actual value is the thing that you're saying. That you think maybe you can get something out of, but you waste all this time trying to figure out what you're going to do with it. Omar, what say you? This is the thing people want most and don't want most from a dead relative. Well, I think the thing that people want most is definitely going to be just money. Yeah, and the thing that people don't want is kids. Don't leave your kids, to me. Get out of here with that.

It's funny. One thing is money. The other thing is money sucks. So you're stuck either way. Yeah, but then you get Big Daddy. You feel honored, maybe. You feel like, oh, wait a minute. They've chosen me of all the people they knew.

But then when the reality sets in, you're like, oh, my God. Jake, what is the thing people want most and don't want most from people that die? And remember this before you leave anything to anyone. The thing people want most is a house or a car. the thing that you want the least is a pet, especially one that lives forever, like a parrot or a tortoise. Yeah, that's a tough thing, too, where it's like a 13-year-old Pomeranian,

and you're like, damn it, and it's blind in one eye. But I also think that a house is overrated. Well... Like, getting a house, like, that's great, but then you have to deal with, like, it's usually a weird hoarder house because old people lived in it. I could care less.

You have to, like, fix it up, do all this stuff. Then there's, like, fighting with siblings if they got siblings. This is why I don't necessarily believe this answer to be accurate, even though this is from the quote experts, because everything you guys just said, none of it is on the list. What? And they claim that what people really want when they lose a relative is. Them back. Shut up.

They want another minute with them. That's right. One more hug. Get out of here. They want a handwritten note, a shared memory or something that would be considered family history. Shut up. If there was something that was like, this was your great-grandfather's salad fork, and it was passed down to us. I have a bunch of that stuff, too.

Well, they're saying that that is the thing that means the most to people, even more than, you talk about the houses and the cars, and people say there's so much annoying stuff that goes with it. I think there are a lot of annoying logistics. You have to deal with, yeah, it's talking about taxes and paperwork, and sometimes there's debt on that stuff, so you get it, but even though you get it, you owe on it, and it's very rare that it's as easy as, it's not like it's a duffel bag full of cash. No, I think there's a lot of red tape. A lot of that. So people say that that becomes a hassle. Whereas if you are left something that was symbolic or meaningful to the family and then you now are the owner of it, that that is the thing that actually means the most. The thing that people want the least or they even say they would rather inherit nothing at all. Stop. People say that sometimes getting nothing at all, 49 percent, so they actually get nothing, then have to deal with relatives' belongings.

This is a lie. The thing that they want the least is kind of the boxes of here's all their personal belongings. And now you have to go right in the fire. You have to figure out. You still cremating grandma? Yeah, throw these in there. These are newspapers from 1964. These are her garden gnomes.

Get them in there quick. I have garden gnomes too. People say that that is the thing that they want absolutely least is the having to go. And listen, I can see why going through someone's stuff should be, you know, maybe would be nice and a great way to get some closure. If there's too much of it, though, it's totally overwhelming. Like, one of my grandmothers was kind of a hoarder, and her five kids, it took them forever to go through all of her stuff. My grandma had an entire dresser, like one of those nine-drawer huge dresser. Panties?

Every – hottest panties you've ever seen. Nice. Keep them. Every drawer had lottery tickets. Like – and I don't think she ever checked the numbers, ever. Did you check them? Well, that was – I guess they don't matter anymore.

That was the process, right? do I want to go through and check, you know, 50 years worth of probably loser lottery tickets on the off chance that one of these numbers hit. But she was like a daily lottery, you know, she played all, not just the power and the mega, but she would play the daily lotto and stuff. But I mean, it was every drawer you would open,

it would just be lottery, lottery, lottery. So what'd you decide? I just burned it. Okay. I burned it all. KROQ, we are Clint and Ellie's show. And yesterday was the birthday of a Jake the Nerd. It probably wasn't on your calendar

because it's not that big of a deal. but for Jake it is because he's one of those guys that loves to celebrate his birthday and nothing against that I know there's some adults in the world that are like that well you do have something against it well I think guys that make a big deal about their own birthday it's a little weird to be honest don't you I mean at most every guy that I know does not care about their birthday and if they do they just do a dinner or one little maybe a trip for themselves or something but it's not like it's my birthday all day long which is what Jake does I'm uncomfortable getting any sort of, like, attention.

And, frankly, a birthday, to me, it's like, yeah, everyone has one. It doesn't make you special. Whatever. Well, you care more about your half birthday, I believe. Half birthday is a significant day that should be celebrated by all. But a real birthday, forget it. Jake is not the guy. He's the, hey, my birthday is like, for instance, Omar's birthday is coming up, I think, in a week or something.

Yep. He likes that thing to slide under the radar. Absolutely. No, no. In fact, I believe that's the day we're going to do the big backyard pool party hang, and it's for Omar's birthday, and Omar's not even going to attend, which is amazing. That's his birthday present he's giving himself. Yeah, we're throwing a pool party on Omar's birthday, and we said this will be great. This is going to be the day, and Omar goes, I will not be there.

We're going to do a cake with candles, and they'll just sit there. They're going to sit there and melt down slowly like an unattended menorah. It'll just slowly burn until there's nothing left. So on the other hand, Jake is not that guy. Jake, my birthday's coming up. That's my birthday month. Anytime you mention August, that's my birthday. God forbid you mention the number four.

That's my birthday. He likes talking about his birthday. He's one of those guys. It's a look at me. It's my birthday. And you make birthday plans. Like you've got a whole idea or agenda for your birthday every year, Jake? Usually I don't.

Usually I just kind of wing it. But I do like to hang out and have a party. This year, because Jake had lost the bet on the show and was officially the worst driver because he lost the written test, the DMV written test, and then he also lost the on-road The driving test was forced to have spent his birthday at the DMV where he went to yesterday. It was the DMV in Glendale. He went there at 1 p.m. sharp and he had a nice little area where he set himself up at the DMV. There was a balloon to let people know on the outside of the DMV that this is where the party is.

The international sign of party inside is one balloon blown in the wind. We had that until security ripped it down and popped it, which we have video of. But the balloon was up there on the outside for a while. And Jake was sitting on the inside with another balloon and a party hat on. and he brought his own cooler of beer with him. He had his dog with him, just to paint the picture. And then some people had shown up. I also brought a speaker.

For music? For music, yeah. Oh, no. That's the worst part of it all. A bunch of Tool and the DMV. I sadly had to go there because I had to drop off Jake's annual birthday pizza. How much was that this time, by the way? $60.

Okay. $60 for Jake's expensive pizza that he adds meatballs and ricotta to and everything else. So good. And so I had to drive to the DMV as well, which made me feel like I lost the bet because I went there, and I didn't have to go to the DMV, and I had to go there and park and that whole thing just to go inside and give Jake his pizza. But I'm glad I went because I got to witness one of the weirder things I've ever seen, which is a grown-ass man sitting in the DMV, a bunch of other people around you, some listeners, some just regular people that were doing their DMV business, everyone equally confused as to what they were seeing. And Jake just living his best life with his party hat. And Jake seemed genuinely like he was enjoying himself, which actually made me mad because the whole idea of being forced to sit in the DMV for five hours was it was a punishment. Yeah, and I don't know how this played out because I didn't lose, so I wasn't there.

But I want to know how long he spent in the DMV because the punishment was to spend four, at least four hours in the DMV. So Jake had been there for about a half an hour at this point when I arrived with the pizza. And did he have a problem getting in? No, I don't think so. I had no problem either. I didn't have to go through. There was security standing by both entrances, but they didn't stop me and ask me what my business was. So you were able to just walk right in.

And the DMV in Glendale is not a huge DMV, but it was very crowded feeling. It always is. And there's a couple rows of those very uncomfortable chairs. Plus, when you're there at that time, you're at 1 p.m., a lot of people are trying to hit the DMV on their lunch break. So I imagine that that's a busy time of day. And it was a real hub of activity, and then there's Jake sitting there, and as he's sitting, I believe now, he's handing out slices of pizza to anyone who would like one, and he's sharing the pizza, and that's when he gets approached by the first of the security guards. It's my birthday, though, and I'm next. So this is one security guard at first who comes up and says, you gotta go, and he's like, why?

And this is after a half an hour of sitting and drinking? And there are listeners? He had been there a half an hour. Yeah, I see Blind Charlie's there. There's a couple other people that are like, hey, what's up? They're just kind of monitoring from a distance. I wonder what they think about Blind Charlie being in the DMV. Well, that was a whole other issue because apparently he had been there, I think, long before Jake got there.

Right? Was he there waiting around? He was there when I got there, yeah. Yeah, so I think he had spent most of the day there because there was some concern as to what he was doing before Jake even arrived. So anyway, it escalated pretty quickly now. Okay. i'm here for this and jake is by the way in the middle of eating a piece of pizza during this so he's got that party hat okay all right

why why is it going out everyone's eating we're all eating pizza at this point but i but i am asking i'm asking what is the violation that jake is doing right now in the DMV. In fact, he has a cooler full of beer with him as well, but he doesn't have beers open, so it's just a cooler. But is there, like, an actual rule on breaking? Now another

security guard has entered, so now we have two security guards. But are they giving, it doesn't sound like they are giving him a reason. They're flanking him from both sides, and they're saying, just grab your stuff, and now you've got Jake grabbing his balloon, and his cooler, and his dog. And the pizza box. most people now are watching the spectacle that's unfolding i wish the robot lady could

wish him a happy birthday they're waiting uh and now you know listen to the dmv you know it's just the most boring weight of your life it takes forever almost feels as long as that but then Even when your number gets called, it feels like Christmas. Right. And Jake, by the way, did have a number. He was going to go up, and you'll hear what happens in a moment, because they do explain as they're throwing him out. So we have a video that we're going to post now of Jake getting escorted out of the DMV by two security guards.

Both of them are on Jake. Now we're here. Oh, good. That was amazing. The best thing ever. Now I'm sitting around with, that's a listener, and Blind Charlie is there. There's some other people. And now we're just sitting in the DMV with no Jake.

And now I'm thinking, I'm living Jake's punishment. He's gone now. He's on the outside. And you guys are just sitting in the DMV like idiots. Just sitting in the DMV eating pizza. Now, this is Jake on the outside talking to security. Who is the lady? The manager?

Yes. Can I talk to the manager? What? Can I talk to the manager? Well, you tell your asking, buddy. All right. Go inside and do the thing. The issue they had with Jake, apparently, because this is my point, the DMV doesn't want anything fun.

They're a big fan of no fun there. And their issue, they told Jake, is that it was because he was wearing a party hat and had a balloon. That was the violation? Happiness? It wasn't the giant pizza. It wasn't the alcohol. It wasn't the smell. In fact, he has a dog with him. They told Jake, because of his hat and his balloon, he was a distraction. A distraction.

Well, he was, but he was a distraction for more than just that. And that's the only thing that the guy said his manager said you had to go, correct? Yeah, that's what she said. So, come on, can't he put the... I'm coming up. I'm B-155. I'm B-155. He's telling them he has to get back in there because they're going to call his number any minute now.

He's B-155. Can't he get rid of the hat and the balloon and go back in? I did. Oh, you did? So, he gets basically, now is when he goes and talks to the manager. Now serving G218 at window number 12. Sounds good. It doesn't sound good.

He's far away from B-1. So Jake has re-entered now, and he immediately goes up to the manager of the DMV. Hi there. How you doing? Good, how can I help you? It's my birthday today. Now serving C-1. Thank you.

C-1, window number. I actually don't have any business here, but I lost a driving test. My forced punishment is to come to the DMV. it's been my birthday here no i mean is there any kind of like extra celebration you can do for me that's not the next question yeah it really is not the next question it's can i please sit in here yeah why can't i sit here and not just keep to myself for five hours to serve my time it's not can you celebrate me well that's part of the celebration let me hang out let me find out all right thank you wow how would you get in trouble they told me you guys were coming here

in the morning. So now what's happening here, Jake? This is another manager? This is like the real manager. The first lady was just a lady who was working at the desk, who was like taking numbers. I asked, she went and got the manager and she's explaining to me now that she got a heads up that we were doing this from like the head DMV person.

What? The head DMV? They told me you guys were coming early in the morning. I'm sorry? They told me that you guys were coming early in the morning. Oh, you heard on the radio that we're coming here? My boss. So she's the head DMV person. How many managers are there? It seems like it's just manager upon manager upon manager.

You know, I bet when they say I would like to speak to the manager, they give you a fake manager first. Oh, they're all just, you play manager now? Yes. Your boss heard? Well, we didn't come here until we got off. We weren't off until 11.30, and then I had to go home and change and feed her. I knew there was something funky about you guys. It's my birthday.

Literally, my birthday is today. I knew there was something funky about you guys. I mean, that's a smell on tape. She's not wrong. They told me I couldn't have it. So kick me out because of the balloon. You know, we were so worried about you trying to take you home and Uber you home and doing all this extra stuff for you. So then who kicked us out?

You kicked us out? No. Hello. We just wanted to know what was going on because we knew there was something weird going on. Well, security said I got kicked out by a manager. And then this goes on social media and then we get in trouble. Oh, you would? Yeah, because of OPA and we're not supposed to have media.

Oh, what's OPA? The people that handle all that stuff. Now serving. But what's OPA? A woman can't get any conversation going there because they're serving. For someone, they serve. Everyone gives a hard time waiting around the DMV forever. They are serving a lot of people.

They serve. They serve, yeah. Office of Public Affairs. So now what's happened here is Jake is now speaking to the manager, the manager, and the manager, manager. So he's got three people there. Blind Charlie has decided to come up to Jake's defense and stand with him as well. So this is the situation that I'm looking at. And Jake's balloon and hat are outside the DMV because they've been confiscated by security.

Okay, they're just sitting outside? This is the scene. They're just sitting outside. Okay, all right, all right. Could you tell me happy birthday over the comms? Well, now he's asking for a happy birthday shout-out on the live stream. We don't have a handle on it. It's just a machine.

Every time they push something, we push something. Got it, got it. All right, so there's no kind of extra celebration I could do for like a five-minute thing? or just a 30-second thing? No? All right. Okay. Okay.

Well, I appreciate it. So, Jake, you parted ways with the DMV managers, but Ali brings up an interesting point. At that point, you chose to leave? I couldn't stay anymore. But I don't understand. It doesn't sound like they're making you leave. They're just making you not do birthday stuff.

Well, yeah, but that's the whole thing. I had to spend my birthday there. Yeah, but you could have sat right back down in the chair for five hours. I don't think so, no. I wouldn't be able to take my stuff inside. Then you just sit there without your stuff. Yeah, you put your stuff in the car and you sit in the DMV. I didn't have a car.

What? I took an Uber there, man. I was going to get wasted. Oh, man. Okay, well, in my opinion, this was not accomplished. My opinion was. No, you didn't spend four hours at the DMV, which was the pun. I went there.

I spent numerous minutes there on my birthday. Numerous minutes is not four hours. You yourself would say this didn't count Yeah Jake You gotta go back dude Doesn't count Thank you Grover Thank you

That's definitely didn't count It doesn't count Just go back there incognito Sit in the corner do your time No pizza no booze Video and pictures up Of the kerfuffle At the DMV it's all up on Instagram

Right now at Clan Alley Show Enjoy it it's ridiculous there are finally show inside the studio now you got client alley outside the studio you've got a giant sandwich being built fat sal's crew has started to arrive to put together the big fat fatty it's all part of an eating competition will be taking place a little bit later this morning with a local legend competitive eater you can see all of her stats up on her instagram right now client alley show including some of the many places of the many challenges she's taken part in all over southern california i had no idea how many places in our own backyard you could be going

to and eating for free if you can eat giant buckets full of food. It's wild. Even if I, like I know I wouldn't be able to finish any of these. I was barely able to eat six hot dogs in ten minutes, but the picture of this giant five pound bucket of

ramen looks so effing delicious. Yeah, she put that down. She ate a 50 by 50 in and out, and she was able to complete that and that's nothing. It's remarkable. I can't wait to meet her. One of the great wonders of the world will be stopping at the K-Rock Studios. Quickly though, a question on the goat line. We did it.

Smoky, smoky, guys. I've got a question. Omar's married. Klein's married. Allie's married. So do you guys think it's messed up to, in this day and age, have a divorce party? I recently, of course, got divorced from my ex, and I happened to see that she was having a divorce party. Let's think about this for a second.

Is it messed up in this day and age to have a divorce party? No, I don't think it's messed up at all. I think you're celebrating a new chapter of your life, and I think that's worth celebrating. Do you think it's messed up if you, at the divorce party, have a piñata of your ex-husband? And all of his stuff falls out of it. That, I feel like, is a little tacky. Maybe just his penis. Oh, a piñata of his penis.

A piñata. A piñata. I think the word would be piñata alley. But I think that it is weird because if you are, I think either you both have a divorce party or neither. Maybe he doesn't want to have a divorce party. But also what's the reason for the divorce? These are all the questions you have to ask, right? Did someone do something despicable in the relationship that makes you go, all right, they were cheating on me and, you know, they were the ones that ruined the whole thing.

So now I'm having a divorce party because I'm leaving them? Or did things fizzle out in a way where you're like, yeah, let's stay friends, but let's also make sure that we publicly let the world know we're single and available again? Well, it's not even just how did the divorce come about. It's also how long did it take for the divorce to occur and get completed? Because that can last years, right? Sometimes the divorce party is less about the person and more about the idea that you've gotten through the process. That the paperwork's over, yeah. You don't have to pay these lawyers anymore.

I know my mom was getting divorced for like two or three years, I feel like. And your mom's been divorced three times, right? She's been divorced twice. Twice, right. The first one I think was an easy one, but the second one I just think took a long time. And then they kind of like forgot about it for a while, and then she still had his last name for a long time. She still has the email address of his last name. Never changed that.

She never changed it. She doesn't even know her own email address. I was like, it's still Davis, you know. She was like, it is? It's not the new one? So it can probably feel really good when you're done with that process and you want to throw a party. But if this guy got tipped off, because let's say they had mutual friends, and he says, hey, by the way, I just want to tip you off to this. So there's an e-vite floating around that's got your face with a circle and a line through it.

I don't think it should be about bashing the other person unless they were a cheater. Or like a million other things they could have done that would have made them a terrible person, I guess. But like other than that, I mean, people love it. a good reason to have a party and usually you celebrate the beginning of them you know the beginning of the relationship gets celebrated lots of ways engagement party marriage etc i do think if there was a fun way to celebrate the end of one chapter in the beginning of a new one and is it the same as a bachelorette omar you've never dj'd a divorce party or have you i have not no so it's not so clearly it's a it's potentially a big business that's not yet where it's at think

about how much how many billions of dollars weddings generate every year divorce parties And if half the weddings are ending in divorce, which it sounds like they are, maybe more, then why have we not caught up with the divorce parties in general? But I wonder what type of party it is. Is it more of like baby shower vibes during the day? Is it more Vegas bachelorette vibes where you're getting crazy and getting strippers? I would think that. So you're all walking through, stumbling through Scottsdale saying it's my divorce party and you have penis straws and the whole thing? Yeah, I almost feel like the bachelor party is in the wrong place.

Like, the bachelor party is the last hurrah before you get married. But, like, understanding that marriage is probably going to end, save that bachelor party for after the fact. Because that's when you really need the bachelor party. Yeah, but you don't know that that's going to happen. You know. And then if it does stay together, then you've never had a bachelorette party. Yeah. I think it's more those vibes, though.

I think that's probably what it is. It's more like, let's get down. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry. This guy sounds like he's very sad about it. Yeah, that sucks for him. But he should have one if you want. Yeah, throw one.

We'll go. Yeah, what you got to do. Oh, Mark, DJ it. What this guy has to do now is he's got to throw one the same night. So he found out his ex is throwing one. He's got to throw on the same night a better one. With a Vaggiotto. Yeah, with a Vaggiotto.

KROQ, we are Klein and Alicia. We will get into some news. You have to see this monstrosity that's being built outside the KROQ studios now. Oh, I am seeing bits and pieces of it. Her name is Allie, and she is pregnant. The big fat fatty is being created. It is wild what's happening out there. The Fat Sal's team is, I mean, I guess I could call it a sandwich,

But the thing is... You need multiple people just to build this sandwich. Yeah, I think they needed to get permits. Architectural permits. How many calories is this thing? I would have to ballpark it to be north of 100,000. Oh, my Lord. I'm sure the guy will be able to answer it.

They just did like the ninth layer of fries before they put the onion rings and mozzarella sticks on. Anyway, competitive eaters stopping into the K-Rock studios. And we're going to see how much damage we can do to ourselves. and probably to our entire intestinal tract a little bit later this morning. But first, let's get into your news. And the second we're done with this, we have tickets for you to go see Jimmy Eat World, Speaking of Eating, at the Hollywood Bowl. And you'll see them again, hopefully, in Atlanta at Shaky Knees.

And we will get you into that and get your name on the standby list after this. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. Well, some well wishes are pouring out for Perez Hilton after a very weird incident happened on his live stream where he was apparently having some kind of breakdown and harming himself on TikTok. Now, video of him with a knife covered in blood with visible cuts

had a lot of people begging him to please give them his location or his phone number so that they could call for help. And eventually they did. They called the police. The police showed up at his place. They brought him to the hospital where they say he's now being treated both medically and psychologically. I didn't even realize he's got three kids.

He's a single dad of three kids under the age of 14, and he had recently moved back to his hometown. I'm going to make you snap. That explains it. I didn't even know he had kids. Mental breakdown. I admit I haven't really been keeping up on Perez Hilton the past few years, so I'm not really sure what he's up to.

All I know is he just recently moved back to his hometown, but I think he had had actual medical issues in the past few years, but this seems like a complete left field situation. He's not blogging anymore? Did he stop doing that? I thought he was like all in on that. I think he apologized for, you know, I think he was one of these guys. I remember when I first moved to LA, he would sit at that coffee bean on Sunset and he would

just basically take pictures of celebrities and then draw. Yeah, and he was fat back then. He was big and fat. I know, it's weird seeing him so skinny. And he would draw D's on their faces and say mean things about them. Which is pretty funny, though. That was his thing. And then he got really famous.

I think he's drawing D's on celebrities' faces. That was his thing. He's like, I'm going to draw D's on faces of celebrities. And that became big. because you never know what's going to break through. And then at one point, I believe he was offered a ridiculous amount of money for his blog, like, you know, when everyone's buying up blogs. I mean, I want to say, like, I don't know if it was hundreds of millions

or 20s of millions, and I think he passed because he's like... I think it's the amount of calories in that big fat fatty is how much he was offering. Probably. And he passed, and I think that then, of course, everything, you know, lost a lot of value, and I don't know what's going on. I've met him quite a few times just in and around town. I know that in it was like 2010 I was reading where he apologized for some of the mean things that he has said about celebrities and said that he was going to try and and change his ways and not be so bullying, especially now that he had kids. I was like, oh, I shouldn't do this.

He was calling a lot of like actresses fat and stuff. And it was a lot of, you know, it was just it was very I always found him to be very catty, like very like. Yeah, but he was the first person to be like a catty Hollywood gossip kind of guy. You know, so I guess he was, quote, revolutionary in that way. But yeah, that whole story from last night was very weird. Very sad, too. I hope he's okay. And he was, I guess, cutting himself, pictures of him gushing blood and everything, and people

drawing D's on him during that, which is weird. That was just you. No, that was me. And 20 years ago, would Perez Hilton have made fun of this Perez Hilton? Yes, definitely. Probably. 100%. He would have gone on about this on his blog.

It's always nice eating a good steak at a restaurant. But I know you probably wonder, would this experience be better if I was naked? Not me, you. This restaurant is answering that long-standing question because now you can eat a steak naked. Imagine you go to a nice steakhouse. The fillets are fully dressed, but the diners, well, not so much. What? He's not a fan.

Class Soiree Steakhouse in Hollywood is the talk of the town and also social media. Nude diners. diners and if you are hating on it he doesn't care please allow people to express themselves at our place new dining experience costs between 150 and 300 and in case you were wondering the city of hollywood says the new dining is legal because the workers there they're closed okay so if you want to go and eat a steak naked but if you're sitting there bare assed in a booth i don't know if klein you would be comfortable knowing that there were other bare asses on on that booth

earlier in the evening. I would think. Well, you need to do the towel trick. Yeah, probably a towel. Nudists always say you got to carry a towel. That's why there's tiny towels.

Those Vanessa tiny towels are perfect. Throw those down and sit right on it and wipe up some au jus afterwards. I just think that a steak is a pretty messy food to eat.

So I don't know if I would want steak drippings all over my naked body. Let me ask you a question. Are you ever naked somewhere where you're not supposed to be naked? Like, obviously,

when you're naked in the shower it feels normal. But have you ever been naked like in a pool, swimming pool naked? I've been in a pool naked. Well, you know I like to shake a shake at a hotel room when I'm on the higher floor. I like to be naked and just kind of shake my boobs in front of the window because it feels nice.

I would, God, I'm thinking about this. I don't want to say it because I know you guys will hold me to it. For men, I don't think it's that big of a deal because you're sitting down. Women are just sitting down with their boobs out. Do you walk in and take off your clothes at the table or do you like walk in? Yeah, that's what I'm not sure. I'm sure that's not the case. See, for me, the issue would be like not me being naked.

I mean, other people might have an issue with me being naked, but I would have an issue with other people being naked. It's so distracting. What's the view like? I mean, my wife is so distracted at restaurants anyway. She cannot stop listening to other people's conversations and eavesdrops. I don't know how somebody like her would be able to get through a meal with everybody being naked. But they have a lot of these gimmicky restaurants. They've got that dining in the dark thing where you're served by blind people.

And you have to wear blindfold because the food supposedly tastes different if you can't see it. And I just know that seeing naked people can either be exhilarating or nauseating, depending on how they look. It has to have a rating system. Well, the people that are going to be eating a steak naked are not the people that you probably want to be seeing naked. But I wonder if you're having a really... You know what? Jake should do his next first date at this naked steakhouse. Jake, if we covered the cost...

It's $150 to $300 a person. That's a pretty, you know, big bill. Would you go to the naked steakhouse with your next date? No. Why? Because of you or because of, you know, the dog wrapped around me so weird. He's just holding a backpack. Oh, yeah.

Can I hold, can Kibby be in front of my junk? I'm just trying to think. How's the food there? Is the food any good? Probably good. I mean, it's a steakhouse in Hollywood. If it's still alive, then it's probably good. It's also Hollywood, Florida, by the way.

Oh, it is? Yeah. Oh. Hollywood, Florida? Oh, forget it. That's probably so gross. Ugh. Nasty.

Sticky. Oh. All right, I'm not a fan. The theme for the next Met Gala has been announced, for anybody who cares, and it will be John Galliano Horizons. I don't know who this person is, but he is apparently a super famous fashion designer, and it is celebrating his 40 years in the industry. And, of course, Givenchy and Christian Dior and all the others are going to be celebrating him as well.

But a lot of people are upset about this, because back in 2011, he was found guilty of a bunch of anti-Semitic insults that he spouted out at a cafe in Paris. And he was even fined 6,000 euros for that incident. He did apologize later and say, these are not views that I hold or believe in, but I think a lot of people are like, why are we setting an entire Met Gala around this one person

who has this kind of troubled history? I think anti-Semitism is a good theme for the gala. I'd like to see Hollywood's elitist play with that one. You want to see Gigi Hadid in a Hitler mustache? Well, they're going really rogue this year. We get into it right now with the show, and we happen to do that right now on KROQ.