Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Clickbait, Embarrassing Google Searches and MORE

Episode Date: September 15, 2026

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Not at San Bernardino International Airport. And now we send you on a direct flight into our podcast, which starts right now. This is the world famous K-Rock. Good morning. Welcome to your K-Rock, your Klein Alley Show. Text line appreciates you. 323 is clarifying. Omar Klein, you guys are such idiots.

Steel Magnolias is the one where they make them fried green tomatoes. No, that's fried green tomatoes. So now we know which movie Alley's talking about. Are you sure it's not the one where that rich guy makes that prostitute all fancy? That's Pretty Woman. That's Steel Magnolias. Also a fantastic film. We've got a decent hour to get into right now, believe it or not.

And it all starts with this message that was waiting on the GOAT line. Consider this your official reminder that tomorrow, 11 a.m., as soon as we get the hell out of here, we go across the street to Descanso for the Klein Alley Show. First ever Fiesta Siesta, celebrating the two greatest things on the planet, parties and naps. And you can do either and or both, plus get some gourmet tacos, some limited edition Los Slaggers shirts, and much more.

And you know who's going to be there. This is an official RSVP on the GOAT line. What's up, Client Avenue? It's the Bud Light Brothers. Real quick, just wanted to check in and say it's great that y'all are all about the foosball right now. But let's not forget, we about to get into October baseball, baby. That's right. Dodgers just secured another postseason spot.

And the magic number to clinch the division is three, baby. Three games, baby. Let's go. Woo! Oh, and Client. How the hell you going to get clothes on two racks of ribs, some mac and cheese, and some driving sandwiches Bob Piper sells me? Man, you done got bamboozled. Man, he saw you coming a mile away.

And I know that food must have been great and all, but not as great as the tacos we about to have at the Fiesta Fiesta. We'll be there, and we can't wait to see all the KROQ listeners and all the KROQ staff. It's going to be good, good time. Hell yeah. Hashtag grow the show. Be my client at the show. Boil up, bro. It is what it is.

Sweet divot. That doesn't get you excited for some siesta fiesta. I don't know what will. I don't know what they're more excited about, the fiesta or the siesta. I've seen them do both at a party. Well, I think one of them needs a job pretty desperately. I don't know which Bud Light bro is out of work currently. They're always either just out of work or almost out of work.

But maybe we will set up a few tables tomorrow and turn it to like a little speed. A little job fair? A little job fair situation as well. Oh, I love that. Let's sign up for one of those sleep studies. Yeah. Oh, that's a great idea. Let's try to set that up at this concert for tomorrow as well.

K-Rock. One of the biggest riddles, mysteries currently on the internet. It's time for some clickbait. And this has to do with a question that you should never ask if on a first date. Now, first dates are a lot like job interviews. There are a lot of questions, a lot of back-and-forth stuff. You are interviewing the person. Technically, you've done some of this, you know, you would think ahead of time on either DMs or the apps or whatever.

But when you're face-to-face, it kind of still turns into one of these job interviews. And they say, if you want it to be a good first date, it shouldn't feel like a job interview. That's why we had Jake do these exit interviews at the end of the first date. That really felt like an interview. Make it really like a job interview. But there is one question now, and it's changed over the years. And there's always things they say, certain topics to never bring up on a first date. but according to the experts this is the this is truly the one question that you should not ask

and i feel like most people are probably still asking it so let's get into it it's time for clickbait all right this is the one question according to experts that you should stop asking immediately on a first date what is the question ali you know i think it is politics related these days i think it's changed who did you vote for any political question on the first date is going to create problems even i think if you voted for the same person and if you're on the same page the fact that that's a first date question makes people feel like it's uh like it it kind of feels like it's gotten too serious too quick yeah but if you have certain things that you know would be deal breakers in this relationship why string it along and that's

the big issue right no one wants to waste time anymore yeah but then you kind of feel like you're even if you have the same beliefs it feels like you're being interrogated all right so uh ali goes with uh who did you vote for at the last election that is a question you should not ask on a first date jake the nerd i'm gonna say do you want kids and then you when you're dating jake you go please say no please say no please say no But I think that that's a question that's been asked for years. Of course. I think Vanessa's offered that up, by the way.

I think she sat down and said, I am one. I don't need them. She says it right when she sits down. Bring out that booster seat. See, that's real laughter right there. Do you still get the kid's meal at Chipotle? No, but I should because $6. Okay.

You know the price of it? Vanessa, don't lie. When is the last time you got the kid's meal at Chipotle? The last time I ate at Chipotle? When is the last time you got the kid's meal at Chipotle? Literally a long time. I'm not kidding. Have you gone back and paid for an adult meal there recently or no?

Yes, because I might want leftovers later. Where is the last place you got a kid's meal at? And it was recent. Don't lie. Maybe Chick-fil-A. Yeah, thank you. The kid's meal at Chick-fil-A? Isn't it insanely small?

It's like four nuggets or something. Also, Jersey Mike's, the minis. That's like a bite of a sandwich I pay my own bills bitch Hey What do you think Omar This is the question you should avoid asking on a first date I think one of the most intrusive questions

You could ask is about people's finances Like how much do you make Mind your business This is the first date let's have some fun They claim that there's one question All of the things you mentioned are all kind of like Issues that could lead to bad First date etiquette

bad vibes but they say the question that everyone seems to ask that you are not supposed to ask on a first date at all is how did your last relationship end or why did your last relationship end and i feel like that is the first question most people ask well when you think about a job interview isn't that the first thing you want to know why did your last job end what's wrong with you why are you looking for something because clearly something went wrong yes you're single there's a reason you're single so what's the reason so i think most people probably ask that question i've done that i've asked that of course i think most people haven't the experts say it's For so many reasons, it's a terrible way to get things going because you instantly now, instead of starting a new relationship, like from a ground zero place, you're already now bringing baggage up because you're already mentioning things now.

You're kind of putting a stank on the new relationship and bringing in the old baggage. Are you going to be honest, too? Like if somebody on Jake asks, hey, how did your last relationship end? Is he going to say it's because she didn't like my deodorant and I refused to change it? Right. So you obviously can't say that because you have to do the same BS you do at a job interview when they say, what's your biggest weakness? And you go, I work too hard.

I love too much. Right. It's one of those things. Well, that's a big red flag if you love too much. It's like, oh, right. So anyway, avoid that question and enjoy your dating. We'll be back in a moment. When we return, we have more show for you after this and access to not one, not two,

not three, but all four upcoming shows. That will be in your future this morning right here on KROQ. All right. You want to win something? Now's a good time to give us a call, 800-520-1067. We have the last batch of our limited edition Klein Alley Show merch in the category of hats. You have your choice, a Sweet Divots, a 323-Tip Bully, or a Moffa Make Alley Fat Again hat that can and will be yours. Also, I believe we have a few, very few, I've never been intimate with Jake shirts left.

We're going to try to blow those out before we get our new batch of merch starting tomorrow with the new Low Slugger shirt that we've given away to the first 106 people at our Descanso event, the Siesta Fiesta. of now if you want to play the game is very easy we went through all of our search history and you can learn a lot about a person and about yourself if you just look at the last few things you've googled googled you're thrown into the old chat gpt says a lot about you and says a lot about what's going on in your brain and it used to be we'd have a thought and i would just sit there as a thought we think about it for a little bit then we'd forget and move on to something else but now we need answers instantly so we immediately go aha what's the answer to that and someone on the

show for instance ellie did search what pillow do i need to avoid a humpback now listen i i have the answers so i i sadly can't play the game this is why the robots are gonna win this is exactly they know our weaknesses they know our insecurities and they know that we're terrified of developing humpback and so we are searching for special pillows to make sure we don't get humpback and listen maybe you go through your own browsing history from time to time nothing more humiliating I love deleting cookies. I love deleting history. I love private search because I don't want to be reminded of the stupid stuff I looked at when I couldn't sleep.

Yeah, well, then there's also a whole separate, like there's your personal things that you're looking at, which is embarrassing enough. But then the things that we Google for the show are equally embarrassing, if not more embarrassing. And the reality is more often than not, when my wife says, why did you search that? I say, oh, it was for work. Even if it was probably not for work. We were talking about the Sidney Sweeney ad. It was for work. There was a lot of conversation about the Sidney Sweeney ad.

But why did you need to watch it 14 times? I don't know. We had to memorize it for a project. For a book report. That's what I'm doing. It's time now for the, this is embarrassing. Not all embarrassing, but these are, we all did, there was no choice here. We just went with the last five things that any of us searched.

So these are the last five things that were looked at by us. If you can figure out which one of us Googled it, then you win the very own limited edition piece of Klein Alley Show merch. And if you're new to the show and you want to figure out who the hell we are, this will say an awful lot about us. So we start with Clarissa in Tarzana. Good morning and welcome to KROQ. If you'd like to play the game, the number is 800-520-1067. You get one right, you win a hat. It goes like that.

Here we go. And as we learned yesterday, Postmaster Johnny spent $50 on a hat. So this is a prize valued at at least $50, we believe. Clarissa, who on the show recently searched, what pillow do I need to avoid a humpback? Choices include Klein, Ally, Vanessa Jake, Johnny or Omar Yeah yeah yeah

A whole cast of characters I'm going to say that's Ally What? Why because I'm the one with the humpback? Because Ally does look a lot like that Thing that lived in the bell tower Quasimodo? Yeah Ally does look a lot like Quasimodo

Why am I helping you insult me? Thank you Ally That's the insult I was looking for Anytime. Thanks, Quasi. So you're going to say Allie is the person who searched for that. Let's see if she's right, Quasi. Allie will ring the bell three times if you're right.

Get up there on that tower. Sexuality. Who actually on the show did Google what pillow do I need to avoid a humpback? Okay, me, because... Vanessa. Because... Don't you sleep under that pillow fort? Yes, but I think I need a better one for my neck.

But what kind of pillow is going to change the fact that you have a humpback or not? Why would that matter? Dude, every... Hold on. Johnny, Johnny, chill out. I'm talking to her. I know you're screening calls, but chill, chill, chill. Yes, Vanessa, go ahead.

The more we talk about how we're going to look like in the future, the more I worry for that. When I'm little, I'm going to be in the ground. When you're little? You are little. No, no, like when I'm a grandma. You know what I'm saying? Oh, I see. So you think a pillow change now will stop you from being one of those hunched over old

people that constantly looks like they're looking for their car keys? Preventable health. Is that the word? All right. I mean, the fact that she's trying to avoid getting even shorter. It's crazy. That's so funny. The only short people know about this.

All right. We move on to the next question. Wait. Just out of curiosity, what did it tell you? Did you get a pillow? Was there a certain pillow that it recommended? There were a bunch, but I started this research last night, so I want to read reviews. Okay.

This is a long process. So there are pillows specifically designed for that? No, there's no chance. Yes, there is. The thing is, they go, dummy alert, let's suggest all these different pillows and say it's for hunchbacks. We need everyone to Google it, and you'll see there's options. I don't think there's a bed. A mattress would be a better thing.

You know what you've got to get? You've got to get one of those medieval beds that actually pulls your limbs. A hole that stretches you at night? Yeah, you crank it every night and make you a little taller. Yeah, you'll be like an NBA player. Yeah, that'll solve your problem. I was thinking I should learn how to do a handstand so I can stretch the other one. Please put it on Instagram.

Joseph and Sandimus, so far no winners. It's going to be a tough game to win, so here we go. Next question. It's our actual search history, so it says a lot about a person. This person recently searched. Uh, okay. What? This person recently searched, can dwarves get pregnant?

Who recently searched that on the show? That would be Johnny. Wow. Will the person who actually searched, can dwarves get pregnant, please announce themselves? Hey, man, I was curious, and I've actually never seen one in public. Wow. You've never seen a pregnant dwarf? That's incredible.

I've never seen dwarves in period, but then second. You've never seen dwarves in period? We've had multiple on this show as guests. I work with one. You've greeted them at the door and walked them back here. Huh? Wow. All right.

Hey, congratulations. Joseph, you want a Make Ali Fat Again hat, a Sweet Divots hat, or a 323 Tim Bolle hat? The choice is yours. Make Ali Fat Again. All right. Grab that hat. It's only available in larger sizes. I'm a regular-sized pregnant woman.

We move on now. This is all technically stuff that has been searched by us. So every one of us must defend why we search these things, but we all search these things. We say hi to Pam now in Corona. Hey, Pam, welcome to KROQ. Good morning. Hey, good morning.

How's it going, guys? Morning. This person recently Googled, how did Magic Johnson beat AIDS? uh i'm gonna have to say ally johnson what it's a great guess it's a great guess ali is i feel like she's somehow related to the family yeah she does claim she did claim that that used to be her cousin or something i think once he got it then it would pass through the family that's right passes right through the family tree i see

uh who recently searched how did magic johnson beat aids okay again i was just curious and i I had to know after you talked about him last week. Yeah, when I ran into him. And how did he beat AIDS, Johnny? What did Google tell you? I don't remember. I think he just, like, beat it. Like, I think, like, he just didn't get as sick and die.

You know, we Google things, and then we don't even know. Don't even know the answer. I've asked everyone what the answer was, and Vanessa couldn't give it to us. Johnny couldn't give it to us. No one knows. Does Johnny can dwarves get pregnant? Damn, I got to Google that one again.

I don't know. Again? You already Googled it once. I think they can, but they just have a higher risk that they pose to the child, I think. We move on to Gus now, Santa Monica. Hey, Gus. Good morning. Hey, shout out, NetBingers.

Who recently on the show Googled One Direction Tour? I'm going to go with Jake on that one. Why would you say Jake out of curiosity? I just have a gut feeling it's Jake for some reason. Yeah, I would have thought it would be someone on the show that had kids, perhaps, right? That would have made sense. Or Vanessa, right? I could see that.

Not me, you're wrong. Who Googled the One Direction Tour. God damn it, I did. Why? Why did you search that? Well, because my lady friend wanted to see One Republic Tour, and I got him confused. But we went to One Republic last weekend at the Hollywood Bowl. Right.

I just knew it was one something, so I Googled One Direction. And now the algorithm's got you, man. Oh, yeah, it sucks. You're going to get all that One Direction stuff. Hey, by the way, Gus, congratulations. You were able to successfully predict that was Jake. You want a 323 tip Bully hat, sweet divots, or a make Allie fat again hat? Oh, sweet divots, please.

Hold on. Classic. Go with the sweet divots. Hold on. Dominic has the answer to one of the questions we Googled. We don't need Google. We have Dominic. Yes, Dominic.

Hi. Hey, good morning. Sweet divs. Sweet divs. What's up? So I am a big fan of Pinky Shortcake. She's a micro-wrestler, and she actually had a kid with another micro-wrestler who's actually normal-sized. That's how you make one of them mini-doodles, I think, Ali.

You take two micro-wrestlers, and then you've got a mini-golden-doodle. So you're saying she was a pregnant dwarf? Yes. Okay, there you go. Wait, but then did you say they made a regular-sized baby? Yeah, that's correct. You can look it up on Instagram, Pinky Shortcake. Pinky Shortcake.

Now that's something new to Google. Add it to your list, Johnny. Add it to your list, Johnny. That's insane. There's no way that could happen. Well, he claims it did. He's telling you it happened. More on Ontario.

We got two more searches to go through here. This person recently searched cheap airport parking, cheap rental car, cheap Airbnb, cheap maternity clothes. And what is too cheap to spend on a wedding gift? That would be Allie. Right. I don't think we need to ask anyone. Ali, every single one of your searches, do you add the word cheap or is it autofill when you get your computer? I put it in.

Every time you wrote that? Anything that I am searching for, the word cheap is in front of it. That's a crazy amount. If you look at your history, how many of your searches involve the word cheap? I think most. I mean, this is your last five things you search. Cheap airport parking, cheap rental car, cheap Airbnb, cheap maternity clothes. How cheap is too cheap for a wedding gift?

That's crazy. I can type it really quickly now. Oh, man. Yes, and I can get results every single time. I have all the codes, all the coupon codes. Laura, what would you like? A Make Alley Fat Again hat? Sweet divots?

Yes, I have to since it was hard. All right, I'll take a Make Alley Fat Again hat. It's free, which is cheap. We don't have time to do any more of these, but I'll share with you because we didn't get into what I had searched and what Omar had searched. Omar's got an interesting search that includes Commander's Schedule.

Oh, yeah, because you're a Commander's fan now. That's right. Can we change the name back to Redskins? So Omar's trying to start a change.org. Bike shop at Rancho Cucamonga. Leslie's Pool Supply. Thor. Why'd you search Thor, Omar?

Oh, because I want to show my kid of the Thor from the Marvel movies because she's reading some, like a Percy Jackson book, and it's got like a nerdy Thor on it. I was like, I want to show her the real Thor. I thought you were just going to look at his body. Real Thor. Write it up. I feel like Omar would Google that and be like, nice.

Jake's searches included One Direction Tour, Masters of the Universe Figures, Ron Jeremy in Jail, Pink Corduroy Hat. Oh, God. Don't get it. Johnny's included YouTube, How to Boil an Egg. He needed a YouTube search for that? Woman with three boobs, and the canned dwarves get pregnant, and Magic Johnson, how did he beat AIDS? What about you?

I'll get to mine last. Vanessa said, what pillow do I need to avoid a humpback? Rihanna, pregnancy belly, 2026. Oh, okay. Well, she's always pregnant. Spiritual energy left from others, and Sandra Bullock age. Oh, I Googled that, too. Allie had on her last, just after all of her cheap searches, was how old was Sandra Bullock

in speed? She was 30. It's crazy how many questions are about Sandra Bullock. She's the best. She's the best. I asked how she'd be AIDS. And I had searched what is the cheapest professional sports team to buy, how to get the smell of garlic out of a car interior, and boy names with problematic histories. Why are you searching boy names with problematic histories?

Because we were going to pitch you, well, now it's going to ruin the bit, but we were going to pitch you names for your son, like cool names, out there names, and then we wanted you to get in on one. and then we would, once it was official Oh, you'd reveal how offensive it was? Like I'm all in on Adolph and then I realized later on that it's a problematic name We weren't going with names as obvious as Adolph but we had some other names that were like cool names that you would have been like, I love it

and then we were going to make up the fact that it meant like strong or brave but then really the reality was like it was the devil's nickname. A white supremacist But now you've ruined the band Oh damn. Why did I ruin it? But I did spill some garlic bread that I was eating while driving back from that Troubadour show

because I went and got it to go order garlic bread from Dan Tannis. And I call it carlick bread because I eat it in my car. Do you say that joke to yourself in the car and then laugh?

Yeah. I mean my carlick bread. Oh, yeah, he spilled my carlick bread. But now it still reeks in there and I don't think I'll ever get the smell out. So, anyway,

thanks for playing along with us. It's K-Rock Klein Alley Show. Reminder that tomorrow we will be joining forces yet again. We'd love you to join us. Fiesta, fiesta. Arriba.

We'll be there. Fiesta, Siesta, Descanso, Mid-Miracle Mile Wilshire Boulevard, we'll take care of all your gourmet tacos and merch if you're one of the first 106 to arrive and I believe there's been some cryptic messaging on the announcement from a blind Charlie who's putting

winky faces and drink emojis which in the past, I'm not promising anything he has put his car down and bought a lot of drinks for people as well so we don't not allowed to say he's going to do that but he's done it I think every other time we've gone there. So anyway, it's going to be a great time And we look forward to seeing you tomorrow, if you can make it out, for either a lunch and or a nap or a party.

Live music will be there, ear ringers performing, mariachi, and more as we celebrate Mexican Independence Day with another post-show hang. And that'll be happening tomorrow. Details up on our Instagram, a Klein Alley Show. Now, your news. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. Well, it's official. In the state of California, we've now reached the point where there are too many cars on the road,

and we have run out of license plate combinations. As we know it now, you've got the one number, then you've got three letters and then three numbers. But now we've run out of those and the whole format is going to change. And here's what it's going to change to. California has officially run out of combinations for its current license plate sequence. For the last 46 years, the state has used the same sequence, one number, then three letters, followed by three numbers. The state has now come up with a new combination. Three numbers, three letters, then one number.

Okay. That's her take on it. So you would go, it's basically backwards. Right. So they didn't run out. They ran out of this format. Based on the current format that they've stuck with for 46 years. The solution's very easy.

Yeah. Yeah, I know. Like there's a problem. No, I think, you know what happens? is similar to area code pride, there is license plate pride. No way. You think there is?

There's zero license plate pride. I don't even know my license plate. Excuse me. You have the black and yellow vanity plates, and you value that. And people who have the blue and yellow ones, those are the OGs of California. That is something to brag about.

I think that, yes. People with this weird one letter at the end, shut up. They're going to be lame-os. Lame-os. Watch out. One of those people that likes to donate to the arts, and it says it on your plate.

Loser. I agree that there are certain people that have been grandfathered into classic California plates. Which is something to brag about. And yes, and those, I guess there would be. In fact, I believe there was a time where those were being stolen because they were in such hot commodity. Right. And then they re-released. People sell them at flea markets.

Right. Flea markets. Right. So, but the issue, I don't, no one knows. Like Omar said, if you're at a store and they go, attention, if you have, and they just say the license plate and they don't say the car, most people I think would have no idea if they were talking about their own car. Would you know your license plate if it was announced out? Do you know your license plate or no? No.

No problem. I don't. No problem. I remember my mother's license plate when I was a kid. Right. She kept driving away from you, probably. Stop that ZZ1357. But you also would be upset if a normal, regularly used, say, 818 area code was no longer available

and they made some weird thing up that's now the new LA area code. You wouldn't like it. It sucks at first. Yeah, because no one knows what you're talking about. You don't want to be the new kid. You don't want to be the new area code or the new license plate number. But Omar's point is that no one will notice the difference between it starts with a nine or it starts with a P. Yeah, people care about the area code.

No one cares about their license. Well, I do. Oh, this is like that. And I'm going to judge everyone who has that. The new ones? You're going to just judge them all? I'm going to cut them all. You're going to go, yeah, these black more people you're not going to let into your lane when they have to merge in?

What's weird is when you go to other states and it's like one space, one letter space. And I'm like, what the hell is going on with that license plate? We go through a lot of cars in this state. That is true. It's not hard for one person to get suspended, but an entire football team has been suspended from a local high school for unsportsmanlike conduct because they won a football game and then taunted the spectators and the team so badly

that there is now a punishment in place. So they played against a rival high school. They won the game 20-7. They held on to the Bell Trophy. Not sure what that is. Which school was it? Let's give them their flowers. Yeah, well, this is the Victor Valley Jackrabbits, Victor Valley High School.

They were playing Apple Valley High School. And their school mascot is the Victor Valley Jackrabbit. The mascot was flipping off all of the spectators. That is amazing. Giving them all the middle finger and being like, F you, we won. We retained our, you know, lead, our trophy. They kept the trophy. And now they've all been suspended from play.

And they said there will be accountability. There will be reflection. and there will be a clear expectation that this cannot happen again. A jackrabbit giving the middle finger to the other school is... A jackrabbit's kind of a douchey animal anyway, isn't it? It's hilarious, though.

I understand they're trying to make this a sportsmanship learning moment or whatever, but if they're playing for the pride of the Apple Valley, whatever the hell that thing was called. The Victor Valley Jackrabbits? The Victor Valley Jackrabbits, and they want to keep that trophy for another year. It's probably some rivalry between the schools.

Yeah, there is. It's fun. Let the mascots fight. like they used to in the good old days. Well, and I want to know what the rest of the team did. Did they all follow suit and flip off the audience as well

or is it just this one mascot? Because the whole team shouldn't be held accountable just for that one mascot's actions. That one awesome mascot. I did hate the thing at the end of games. They still do it

and I understand why they do it where they force you to shake hands with the other teams because pretty quickly kids would learn to either spit in their hand or pick their nose first.

Instead of saying good game, good game, F-U, F-U, F-U. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, and there's no heart in it, just going good game, good game, good game, good game. But in your heart and your head, you're saying, ha-ha, losers. You're a loser, or your mom's a slut, or whatever you say. You say your own little line, and then the person says, did that guy just call my mom a slut?

There is another competition called the Hydrox competition. I don't know if you've heard of Hydrox, Clyde, as a guy who works out now, but it's a new kind of workout trend. It's kind of like CrossFit. Every year, there's a big Hydrox competition. It basically combines weightlifting and running and stuff. If you think that I'm more concerned with working out, when you said Hydrox competition, I thought you were talking about those knockoff Oreos. Yeah, not to be confused with the knockoff Oreos, which are the original. That's where my head went first, so never be concerned that I take working out more seriously than my cookies.

So this is in the news because the woman who won this year's Hydrox competition did so with mass amounts of diarrhea while she was competing. Incredible. So now people are upset and they're saying you need to change the rules because you can't just allow somebody to be crapping themselves during the competition and just go on as planned and have everybody else have to use the same equipment that this woman is using. She completed the rowing machine, the sled push, the medicine ball throw, all while having crapped herself and having it all run down her whole body. Oh, my God. And Hydrox said they had to launch a major cleanup operation after the race, which included sanitizing equipment and replacing sections of flooring. Whoa. That is a deep, deep diarrhea.

But she's the one who, she won? She won. And she said a win is a win. Of course she won. But now everyone's going, why did you let her continue to compete? Yeah. I mean, tap out. Because no one else, everyone else is like, ugh.

Right. You know, nobody else wants to follow her because she's got diarrhea. Anyone who lifts this one weight will win. Nah, I'm good. She can have it. Ooh, you won Hydrox. You're the winner. Interesting method.

It worked. But for marathon runners, that's normal behavior. And we all accept it. And for someone to say, how barbaric is that? That you're going to run while peeing down your leg or even a lot of them go number two while running. And they go, that's just part of running culture, baby. Some mountain climbers, too. That guy from Free Solo and Alex Honnold, he said he's crapped on the side of mountains before.

Yeah, that's all part of the joke. And we all accept that because... We all accept it with open arms, like a new license plate. Jake's done that right here in the halls of K-Rock before. I do it every day. Yeah, so you're not running a marathon. We're getting to a brand new hour of the show right now, and in this hour, we have four tickets for you

to the next four shows happening here at KROQ. So all you have to do is listen and get ready to win.