Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Clickbait, Human Bingo and MORE

Episode Date: September 1, 2026

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Listen to this. In less than an hour, we get you some passes to Ohana Fest. Those are three-day passes. You'll be seeing Pearl Jam and Bad Religion, Billy Idol, and many more. We have that coming up at 9 a.m. sharp. This hour, though, to look forward to, more access, Klein Alley Show, Endless Summer of Kegger, also known as the Klam Slam, the Back Bay Amphitheater, Hyatt Regency, Newport Beach, happening this Thursday featuring

Slightly Stupid, and we think we're going to do the big gender reveal, so we will all know exactly what Allie's got cooking inside of her tummy. Finally. Finally. I've been waiting and waiting. We've got some pyrotechnics and other things being planned, and it's going to be a great

time, so hopefully you'll be a part of that. We also have for you this hour on the show four tickets. One day, general admission tickets to Universal Studios Hollywood... That's a tough one to say. God damn it. Try that again.

Say that to the client. Yeah, Vanessa needs the air check. Keep going. Universal Studios, Hollywood Halloween Horror Nights. It's a lot of H's, guys. There's a lot more you have to read. Go ahead. That's all I'm going to say.

And you'll get into that this hour on the show. You don't have to know how to say it to go and have a good time. Halloween Horror Nights. The only thing scarier than what you'll see there is trying to say it all in one sentence. Where am I? It's quite difficult. So we got all that to look forward to this hour on the show. If you need us, 800-520-1067.

We are Kline Alley Show, and this is KROQ Still. We're getting to a brand new round of human bingo in moments. And if you're able to be one of the people that we are looking for, you will have instant access to the Endless Summer Kegger happening on Thursday. So be ready to listen and call. Did some human bingo last week. We got to meet people that accidentally hooked up with relatives. We got to meet people that lost body parts.

Yeah, I have a problem with the post that went up on Instagram for that, by the way. it's a picture of me reacting with the giant title card saying she made out with her brother. And it's me kind of being like It's only been viewed by half a million people but it looks like Allie is now the official face of incest. Which is fitting.

I don't mind. Because Allie has made out with her second step cousin. Well, I had sex with my second step cousin but I've never made out with my brother. But it does look like you're the one because it goes she made out with her brother. I'm the only one in the shot. Your face looks all disgusted.

So anyway, we'll tell you what we're looking for coming up in a moment. And if it is you, please call us immediately. But first, let's get into the Internet's riddles and clickbait. Here we go. This is a tough one right now. It's a numbers one. I don't do well with numbers. But science has now finally cracked the number.

and this is how long you have to actually spend with someone before you can consider them or be a friend. Real friend. This is the amount of time it takes. You can't meet someone on Tuesday and then by Thursday be like, we're best friends because it's just not possible. So what is the amount of time? Now, yes, there are people you instantly click with.

That's true. And there's people you go, I think it's very easy to tell. It's easier to tell if you don't have anything in common with someone pretty quickly. You're like, I don't know, something's wrong with that person's energy. I don't get it. I've decided I don't like that person. I don't like that person. But to be a friend, I actually call it a friend.

But there's a different level of friend. You're right. And there's also, I think, it depends on age. That's also true. Right. Two kids, five-year-olds, they could be making me someone. Oh, my God, their best friend. My kid has a new best friend every single day.

So this is adults. We're talking about adults here. And we're talking about, Omar, I'm glad you brought that up. I do have different numbers depending on if this is a, quote, close friend or just when you go. Basically, this is when you cross the line from acquaintance to friend. That's the number we're looking for. How long, how many hours must you spend with someone before you can officially go from where it's an acquaintance to a friend? Must be longer than a romantic relationship because I think those move faster than friendships.

So I'm going to say six months. Six months? Yeah, I think it's a long time to actually hang out in the same social circles and get to the point where you're making your own plans with that person and texting them and having an actual ongoing friendship. I think it takes quite a while. I also think it's different for ladies than guys. I think it's easier for guys to become friends than ladies. It's true. You like football?

I like football. We're friends. Yeah, exactly. Let's go get a beer. Right. Do you think farts are funny? Me too. We're friends.

And women, there's a lot more to it. There's a lot more layers, yes. And then as you peel back the layers, you become different type of friends. Closer, less close. Over the years, it all morphs. I think a lot of women go, like, I like her, but I think she could be crazy. But also, I could be crazy. But I love her, but I'm going to talk crap about her behind her back.

but then I'm still going to make plans with her because I love her. Anyway, let's go to happy hour. We're friends. So, Allie, you believe it's six months. Omar, what is the number? That seems really long. I'm going to say you probably hang out a couple of weekends

in a row, I'm guessing, a month. One month. A month. You know the person a month, you could get a pretty good gauge of if you want to be friends. And I think, especially if you're a male, you just Just, yeah, you just become friends.

It's all good. All right. Men are simple. Jake, you're a man of many friends. Yep. They include bar buddy Bob. Yep. And bar buddy Bob.

And the flight suit guy you always talk about. Oh, yeah, flight suit. He came with me to the muse last night. Uh-huh, uh-huh. But what is the time frame between stranger to acquaintance to friend? Easy. Three hangs. First hang you meet.

Second hang you're like, oh, are you cool or not? Third hang, solidifies it. Yeah, and Jake moves fast. This is why he already asked that girl he's sleeping with to be his girlfriend. Right. He doesn't have time for that. Exclusive. It's the same thing.

Yeah, you're saying the same words, Jake. You are. The correct answer is, and they went by hours, so it's confusing because you guys all think Hours? The amount of hours you must spend with someone. It's not about amount of hangs. It's a time thing. If you spend 50 hours with someone, you can go from acquaintance to casual friend.

That's a 50-hour commitment of time. Yeah, so then my estimate is probably pretty accurate. You chat when you see each other, but you're not necessarily making plans outside of shared spaces yet. So it's someone you know from work or a friend of a friend or you just go to the same class or whatever you talk. 50 hours of kind of interaction with that person is when you go. I think we're now past the point of being complete. And if you think about 50 hours, what, each hang is an hour or two? That's 25 to 30 hangouts.

Right. No way. They say from casual friend to real friend, that's 90 hours. 90 hours of time with someone before you go, hey, I think that we're actually friends now. Start hanging out on purpose, start sharing actual personal thoughts, whatever, with each other.

But to have a, quote, real friend or a close friend, it is over 200 hours. Oh, my God. Of time together. And then after five to ten years, you start going, why is this person still my friend? Right. I've spent way too many hours with this person.

I don't think I like them. I don't like her anymore. They owe me money. So, but that's, you know, A close friend, obviously, is someone that you can call when you need to bury a body or, you know, hard times or whatever. And that is, there's a lot of times I think you, in your head, go like, I want to invite someone to this or I do want to call someone with this. But, look, I've gotten calls from people that I was shocked they called me to tell me, you know, I'm getting married or I'm getting, I was like, why are you calling me? Why are you calling me about it?

I feel like we're still at the acquaintance level. Why are you calling me to tell me this? We're in the group text phase. Yeah. We're not even individual texting. So then I get the call and I'm like, this must be an emergency. I never get a call from this person. And he's like, hey, we found out we're pregnant.

I'm like, oh, all right, yay, for you. Well, I'm picking up a kid. You do your thing right off the phone. So anyway, that's the numbers. 50 hours, 90 hours, 200 hours. That gives you a sense of how much. So if you meet someone today, you've got to put in that time if you want an actual friend. So how close should we be then by now?

I think it resets. Oh. So we're back to the beginning. Well, hey, stranger. We get back in a moment with human bingo. And we are looking for you if you fit into one of the following categories. So be ready to call us if you fit into the following categories, which we'll get into in a moment. Human bingo, but here's your tease.

If you have been banned from a place for any reason, you're not allowed back. We'd love to hear from you, 800-520-1067. If you have currently a speech impediment, we are looking for you as well at 800-520-1067. And finally, if you have recently been dumped. Recently been broken up with... I know, it's a hard week for you, probably. 800-520-1067. We'll come back with our official human bingo card after this.

It's time for human bingo. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a game of bingo unlike any other, where you are the star. This is human bingo. Up for grabs. Tickets to the end of summer kegger on Thursday. Slightly stupid. It's going to be a great hang. We will all be there.

We hope you're there as well. And we're looking for you right now. Bingo! If you are one of the following, and listen closely because this could be like, wait a minute, that's me they're talking about. Recently dumped. Very recently dumped. You're single right now.

You were broken up with. That's a bummer, but you know what? It'll be even better when you're posting photos of you at the Endless Summer Kegger and then your ex is going, God, why? Why did I break up with this person? I wonder if those dumpings happen as regularly as they used to. I feel like now people kind of know that it's mutual or that you're about to be dumped. Like, you can see it coming.

How often are you, like, blindsided? We'll go with that as well as if you have a speech impediment. It doesn't matter what that speech impediment is. There's a bunch of different ones you could have. I feel like our show's got most of them covered, actually. But if you'd like to join us for that, 800-520-1067. Klein's had a few of them this morning. Oh, man.

That's rough. Those stutters become super contagious pretty quickly. And since Omar's probably not going to be at the kegger, we need someone to replace him with a speech impediment. Someone needs to stutter, stutter, stutter. And finally, we're looking for you if you've ever been banned from a place. Banned for life would be preferable, but there's different reasons you've been banned. And sometimes it's a temporary ban. And sometimes, like one of my buddies I went to Vegas with one time where he is never allowed back in a wind property ever again for the remainder of his life, which is a crazy ban to get.

And I think they actually follow through on that. We say good morning now to our first person on Human Bingo. And this is Jenny. Jenny, why are you calling us? Which category fits you? Hi, good morning. Sweet Divots. Sweet Divots.

So, I am banned from every Target in Orange County. Damn, amazing. How did that happen? So, shoplifting? Yep. Yeah. Yep. I knew.

What did you? Like, one time or multiple? Oh, multiple. I would go to, like, every Target every day, basically. And then they tracked you down, finally, and they said, now you are banned from every Target, just in Orange County, though. Just in Orange County. Oh, yeah.

They built a big case. Oh. What were you stealing? Just stuff for you or stuff to sell? Stuff to sell. And was this the only store that you would rob from, or were you going to other stores, too? The only store on, like, that scale. And did you have to do time for this?

Like, when they eventually caught up to you, what happened? Yeah, I had to do a couple months in jail. Oh, that's not bad. What was your method of stealing? Was it the thing where you'd get the expensive stuff but then scan the little piece of produce and so it looked like you weren't, was it self-checkout stealing or was it putting stuff? Was it alley stealing? No, you tried to drop a...

No, it wasn't alley stealing. It would be like, I would go fill up like a suitcase. I would leave and like my boyfriend at the time would come in and like leave with it. So you would fill up a suitcase. Was it a suitcase you brought or you'd go grab a suitcase from Target then fill it up with stuff and then wheel it out? Oh, I grabbed one of theirs, yeah. You're smart.

I kind of did that recently, actually. All right. You did what? All right, hold on one second. So now you're not allowed back into it. And have you tested the system, by the way? Have you tried to go into a Target in Orange County to see if they throw you out? I haven't.

Well, out of curiosity, what's the biggest item you sold? Like, I know you stole stuff and then sold it online or whatever. It was only, like, one thing, and I'm not proud because I'm a mom now, but I would steal baby formula. Oh. I would probably buy that from somebody secondhand for cheaper. That's why they lock that stuff up, though. It's hard to get that baby formula.

You need two keys. That's a two-key system a lot of places. Not even one key, two keys. Like they're launching a nuclear weapon just to get some formula. All right, we say hi now to someone else who fits one of the categories. Alvin, excuse me, Alvy is how your name is written here. Good morning, Alvy. Hey, good morning.

This is David. What happened to you? I don't know. The girlfriend I was dating dumped me, like, over text last night. She, I don't know, I think she took things personally. She liked that I joked around, but took some of my jokes seriously. Then I stopped joking around and asked me why I stopped joking around. I honestly think she was a space cadet, which I was fine kind of working through.

But last night, she just said she had enough. So I found myself newly single this morning. And what, how long were you together? We were together for six months. What did the text say exactly? Yeah, she just said, well, then she goes, hey, you want to talk tonight? And I said, hey, I'm kind of spent. Can we talk tomorrow instead?

And then she said, this is ridiculous. I'm done. And then she said, yeah. She said, you left a water bottle and a jacket here. So I just sent her back a buy Felicia gift and said to throw it in the trash. And that was it. Damn. I mean, she was looking for a reason.

It's like, I'm kind of tired. Ugh, it's always tired with you. We're done. All right, hold on one second. That's Alvy, recently dumped via text last night. Six months relationship, down the tubes. That must be kind of, I mean, it sounds like he's kind of heartbroken, but also it would be nice to be on the rebound at an event like the Kegger.

Noah, you have been banned, you've been broken up with, or you have a speech impediment? I have been banned. From where? I got banned from a hotel just outside of Whitefish, Montana. It's a great place to be banned from just because I don't think it's going to affect your life too much. When are you going to go there again?

Well, I guess if I wanted to go skiing, I would go there, but I wouldn't say at the Best Western. Why did you get banned? I used to work in the Conservation Corps, and we would go camping for 10 days at a time for work, and then we would come back from work, but we wouldn't have anywhere to stay other than more camping. So we would go to this hotel because it was cheap,

and one or two of us would buy the room, and then everyone else would sneak through the window, but we weren't being very sneaky apparently. Yeah, so is that a lifetime ban or did they put a time frame on it? I feel like at one point they definitely knew who we were

but I could probably go back now. Alright, well then, hold on one second. I mean, technically you're not banned if you can go back. What's the problem here? Well, you can't sneak people. There's a rule how many people you can have in a room and then if you're obviously got people climbing through the window, the hotel doesn't like that at all

so then they toss you out. I feel like that's one of the tamest things to go on at a Best Western. You've never been thrown out of a hotel before? Me? No. Never. Have you? Yeah, oh yeah. Why?

A different thing, different reasons. But I mean, there was times when security would come up and they would say, you get a warning and then if you don't... Because it's like too loud or something? Too loud or something going on, there's too many people in the room or... What was this, in Vegas? Once in Vegas, once in... You have to do a lot to get thrown out of a Vegas hotel. Once in Canada, I was thrown out of a hotel in Canada, Marriott, the Chateau Champlain Marriott in Canada, in Montreal.

Because of noise? Yeah, party situation thing. Yeah, I mean, I just... Everyone get out of here. Get your stuff. Get out of here. The security stands there and watches you pack your luggage. You pull it down the hallway. Well, you know that just means somebody below you complained enough times. Penny House Greg, why are you calling?

Well, because one thing, you know, client, I like you a lot. You're one of my best friends. You know that. Come on. I just call them because I've been banned like 25 places. And I just, I don't know why they don't like me. We asked, I asked the other day, I don't think you ever left this message on the go line, which is crazy because most of the other messages there are you. But what are some of the places you've been banned from? I know Starbucks has banned you. Oh, hell yeah.

That's the one I got arrested. OK, so everyone from like, let's see, Denny's. I got banned from the Stater Brothers. I've been from every frickin dispensary I've been in, you know, and it just goes on. It just goes on. How are you doing today? Allie has the baby. Hold on, hold on.

Hold on. That's great. You're a great sidestepper. Patty, that's great. You've only given us, so you've been banned from Estater Brothers, Starbucks, all of the weed stores because you go in there and you ask them for free nugs and then you harass the patrons. But that's only the tip of the iceberg.

You think there's other places you've been banned from as well, like restaurants as well? That is the truth. That is the truth. Like Chipotle. They don't like me there. Why'd you get kicked out of Chipotle? It's always the same, I'm sure. No, I'm in appropriation in other ways.

In other ways, I'm appropriated. You know, I was told a story about Pantyhose Greg that he was at the Megan Holiday donut fundraiser over the weekend, Allie. Oh, yeah, I was there. And I was told that he was going up to people, like strangers there, and saying to them, Hey, do you listen to K-Rock in the mornings? I'm Pantyhose Greg. Is that true? Yeah, I was there.

I got to let them know that it's me, because then they get, like, all excited. They're like, can we do a selfie? Has that ever happened? Oh, yeah, all the time. When I come to your events, people are like, can I get a selfie, Pantyhose Greg? Like that, you know? So you pulled a do you know who I am at Trejo's Donuts at an event with Megan Holiday? I think he was hitting on Ginger Justin's wife.

I heard that he approached Ginger Justin's wife and was, like, smitten by her and was, like, trying to play the whole, like, I'm a star. Have you ever heard of the name Pantyhose Greg? You're talking to him. I'd like to take you out to a Chipotle later, but I can't. I can't take you anywhere. All right, Pantyhose Greg, hold on one second. That guy's been banned by a lot of places.

We say hi now to Sarah. Sarah, what's going on? Hi. Good morning. Oh, good morning. Hey. Why are you calling? I was broken up after 14 years on a Post-it note.

On a Post-it note? Wow. Old school. That's cool. So what did the Post-it note say? Yeah, he just didn't commit, man-child. Well, after 14 years, he kind of committed, right? Well, he didn't go to your next...

No, no, we didn't live together or anything. So it was... But still... What did the post-it note say? What did it say? It just said he didn't have the bandwidth to be in a relationship at this moment because he was overwhelmed with life.

That's a big post-it note. I know, you can fit that much on a post-it? I feel like there's like four words max on those things. All right. He wrote small. Hold on one second. He wrote it really small. Hey, Rudy, speech impediment?

Rudy? Yes. Hi. You have a speech impediment? No. I got banned from casinos. Banned from a casino? Yeah, a lot of banned people.

What happened there? For counting cards. Oh, that's cool. Counting blackjack? Yeah, but that's all Harris casinos. How much money did you make before they shut you down? You know, it was funny because I made, well, it was $20,000. But when they cut me off, I wasn't winning.

I was actually, I wasn't winning at all. I had like about $800 in my hand. Yeah, but maybe they had enough footage of you. They can tell the way you were gambling, raising your bets when the shoe was favorable. That sucks because, you know, you take the time to develop a skill, like counting cards, and that is not an easy skill to develop, and then you really don't have that many places to utilize it. What was the game, Blackjack?

I would imagine. It's the only place you can really count cards. Right, Rudy? What's that? That's okay. You're not that much fun. You know, if we invited him to the event, we do have Blackjack tables. We do have our own Jack Blackchapers.

He would just clean us all out. He doesn't even get banned from our event. Yeah, maybe we should have a card counter there. Yeah. All right, listen. It's been an interesting round so far of human bingo. When we get back, I'll take the last few calls. But if you have a speech impediment and you'd like to come to the Endless Summer of Kegger,

we're going to pick our favorites from each category and give you those tickets after some Temper City self-aware on KROQ. Thursday this week, Endless Summer of Kegger. Even though summer's technically coming to an end, Labor Day, we're going to make sure it lives on at least through Thursday at 8 p.m. Yay! It's going to be a good time. Slightly Stupid will be there. Allie's big gender reveal. A lot of other things that we have in store for you if you make it out.

And some limited edition Klein Allie show, Slugger Merch, which will be debuting at the event. It's going to be, once again, a good time. And hopefully you can win your way in. People are starting to get desperate now. And I get it. Maybe you don't care about us. You want to go see Slightly Stupid. That's cool.

Maybe you just want an excuse to cut out of work early that day. That's fine. Maybe you look back at this summer and go, I haven't done anything fun this summer yet. Everything's expensive. I want to go to a free event. We got you covered there as well. 562 said, life is a lot better today because I won Kager tickets yesterday. No more being on the edge of my seat with speed dial in my hand.

I can now relax. Maybe enjoy the show a little more. Well, also, you could win your way in by answering some questions at the end to prove you've been paying attention. That's another way to get your way in. But right now, we're in the middle of a round of human bingo. Marie, quickly, we have to go ahead and pick our favorites from each category. Hi.

Hi. So, I have a really bad... Let me guess. You've been banned? No. I have a really bad speech impediment where I stutter when I get really nervous and I get put on the spot. And has that been your whole life? Yeah.

I've actually taken a couple of speech impediment classes to speak correctly. Right. Why would you get such a great gift? Why would you try to correct it? because sometimes it just gets in the way of trying to get something out. No, you can't tell

at all. When I called, I had to tell my name about like five times. Well, I think that's normal. Regardless, it takes her five times as well. It's a long screening process there. You guys have been on the phone

for a while? yeah she's she's she's super patient with uh me trying to get my name out and is it true sir she needs to announce a slightly stupid on stage oh absolutely would that make you really nervous if you brought up slightly stupid in front of the thousands of people in attendance uh yes lovely you're in and is it true if you hear if you is it true You probably wouldn't do much better than us, to be honest. If you hear a stutter, does that trigger a stutter? Like if I were to play you Omar stuttering?

So then, yeah, I went outside and I took number one on the rug. She's laughing while stuttering. That's amazing. So Omar's stutter triggers your stutter. Yeah, just a little bit. What'd you say? How hot? How hot?

This is the best blind date ever. Yeah, I would imagine so. So where are you from? What do you want to order? Marie, talk to Omar directly. I don't want to get involved here. Go ahead, Marie. Yeah.

What, do you want to go to the Slightly Stupid Show? Are you a huge fan? Yeah. There's chemistry here, I can feel it So, Marie You would go to the You're free on Thursday? Yes, I would

And we bring you up on stage And you would intro Slightly Stupid Before they go out and play You're okay with that? Yeah Can we get a sample of what that would sound like? The, uh The what, sorry?

The band Slightly Stupid that will be playing there If we were going to bring you up on stage to intro them to the crowd, what would that sound like? We say, and now our listener, Marie, and you get to go ahead and introduce the band. How would that sound? God, they're like in the wings going, do we come out? What is she going to do? She's like, oh yeah. Just a half an hour of them being like that.

It'll take a while. It'll take me a while. The man just leaves. I don't think they would come out. This is why I want to practice now, so that we're ready to do this. It's on Thursday. I think the more you practice, the more nervous she's going to get. I'll say it now.

You're going to say it. Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for Slightly Stupid. You know, whatever you want to say. Make it your own. Make it your own. This is Let's all say hi To our listener

Let me go ahead And make some sound Thank you guys Everyone for coming out Yeah we love you To Newport We love you Thanks for coming

Back by Amphitheater It's been an incredible night Thanks for coming out This was the baby's gender And now let's bring out And now let's bring out Listener Marie Who's going to introduce

Our band Marie Make some noise She's on stage Everyone's looking at her The mic is yours Slightly Slightly

Slightly Stupid God damn great You're coming And one more time They didn't hear her The mic was not on And

And It's It's It's Slightly Slightly stupid It sure is Congratulations

We'll see you on Thursday Okay Okay Okay Great Thank you She's exhausted. Okay.

I don't think she wants to go anymore. That's good. All right, Allie, we have to take a break. We have winners from other categories as well. We're going to take a break. Marie. Put Marie back on hold. Vanessa, put Marie back on hold.

Marie, we got to go to break now because we're way, way, way, way, way behind. I'm catching it, Allie. Oh, were you doing that on purpose? No, I wasn't. I was like, God, he's funny today. Can you throw us to break? And we're going to go on break. Perfect.

Fine, do you want to do it better? No, I'm going to be right back after this on KROQ. If you want to win something from us, and I don't see why you wouldn't, you put up with us long enough, we have your ADD news to get to, and then 9 a.m. hits, and we have three-day passes for OhanaFest. Get a load of this. Pearl Jam, Bad Religion, Billy Idol, and many more. And really, I had you at Pearl Jam, but it'll be three-day passes for you.

You'll be going to Doheny State Beach, and it's happening September 25th through the 27th. And we have your tickets at 9 again at noon and at 5 p.m. today. Every other hour, all day long, you'll be winning either tickets to Ohana Fest or tickets to Ocean Way, where you'll be seeing The Killers, Sublime, Jack White, and more. So just keep listening and be ready to call us the second we're done with this, your ADD News. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. Well, it was breaking news yesterday.

First, there was the breaking news about Lionel Richie being in the hospital. And then there was the news that Lionel Messi is retiring from Argentina football. That's why so many people have been approaching me. The last 24 hours. Because they think you're him. Because I get confused. People think that I'm him. Are you just saying, lo siento, lo siento?

Sorry, I quit. No more, no mas. Now, this is one of those I'm retiring, but not really retiring announcements, which I think happen more and more. Now, when somebody announces a retirement, they could announce they're unretiring or pausing their retirement a year later, or they could kind of half retire to leave the door open for millions more dollars. Aaron Donald, I mean, there's no shortage. Yeah, so he's retiring from Argentina football, the national team, and he put out a Instagram post saying after the time that passed since the final thinking about it a lot. I want to communicate to everyone that I'm retiring from the national team. It was a decision that hurt and hurts my soul.

But I understand that this is the moment. I swear to you, I have always gave everything, not only the last few years where everything was won, but also before. And I always fought and left everything for this shirt to give them joy and make them feel proud to be Argentines through football. He also said that he wrote these words on July 21st, two days after the final. But today and after my dad, I am more convinced than ever because, as you know, his father died recently. So he will continue to play for the Major League Soccer Club Inter-Miami. He's 39 years old, so he's still got plenty of, I mean, I guess a few more years of soccer and a lot of more millions of dollars to make. Oh, yeah.

And his face is on a lot of products these days. I feel like half the stuff I saw at Vons, his face was on. Yeah, that's a good point, J. Hold up the Messi doll we just got today. This is the Lionel Messi doll. It's a very popular doll. Look at that, huh? Look how cool he is.

This is part of his statement. That's a nice statement right there. Wow. Very edgy. Very edgy. That's weird. You know what? We do in the locker room, but it stays in the locker room, okay?

You're not watching along on YouTube right now. We have some new dolls that have been brought into the K-Rock studios now to complete the Vanessa set, where you now have an Allie doll and a Klein doll. And yes, the Allie one is in her patent-pending yellow flannel. Make the Klein doll make out with Vanessa. Why, Omar? Why are you like this? Why can't I make out with Vanessa?

All right, whatever. Go ahead. Who do you want your doll? Do you want to I-F-E-T-O-W-E-R her, Allie? I don't want anyone to kiss my doll. You freaking creeps. We're family. I-F-E-T-O-W-E-R.

Let's I-F-E-T-O-W-E-R her. Remember, she's... Stop. Allie's doing this now. And don't bring this up to HR later, Vanessa. Oh, there's proof. HR, just look at the YouTube stream. I am being harassed.

First of all, it's your doll. and your doll has giant... I think this is how they demonstrate sexual harassment. I did. Touch the doll. Go ahead. Allie's going to demonstrate now. Oh, boy. I'm uncomfortable with this now. Oh, my God.

Is that how you do that? I never knew how to do that. Vanessa, look at you, huh? Oh, man. Make Vanessa make the sounds while that's going on, Allie. She's... Oh, we're switching positions now.

Now I'm in the middle. I don't like that at all. I don't like that. Oh, it's like finger cuffs. All right, well, there you have it. Oh, man. Vanessa, what do you think? I know you like puppet shows, so is that cool?

Alfie Tower. Alfie Tower, that's right. She's drafting an email to Honeycutt right now. Oh, no. She doesn't work here anymore. I should have drafted this yesterday during the funny draft, and that would be parents that embarrass themselves at their kid's game. It's always so great because they just get so invested.

They get heated, maybe they get a little drunk, and then they do something embarrassing and get cited or arrested. This afternoon, a police department in Wisconsin is investigating after a father was caught on video tripping a child in the middle of a football game you can see the man stick his leg out tripping a nine-year-old player police say the man was a parent on the opposing team mvp that's mvp right there do anything to win incredible and then i know we recently talked to a couple people who've been dumped and that sucks it's a bad feeling but you should be happy to know that as a newly single person you are primed for

self-expansion they've done some research and they looked at more than 700 single adults and they determined that being single can lend itself to a lot of self-expansion a chance to try new things build skills widen your social world and they say that being single is a way to grow much better than you would if you were in a couple and i totally agree that is so true it is it is one uh the one downside right now and yeah sure my wife's okay and the kids and everything, but if I had a year of being single, and I'm not even just talking about trying to get out there and get some strange.

I'm talking about... Oh, you want some more strange? No, I don't want more strange with the dolls. Excuse me, sir. What I'm talking about is all of the things I would do with my additional time. That would be great for a variety of things. Probably make this a much better radio show. Oh, my friend was... I mean, she's now newly in a relationship,

but her path to self-discovery over the last, like, five years... I wouldn't call it that, because that sounds real gay, Allie, but I mean, I would definitely... But it's like, I'm gonna go to Bali. I'm going to go she just went through so many incredible life experiences and she got really comfortable with being by herself

and figuring out who she is and what she likes a lot of people don't get that opportunity I just wanted to watch a few seasons of Full Swing on Netflix but that's cool too that's all I wanted to do let's get into a brand new hour of the show right now and get you to a festival on the beach to cool off

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