Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Clickbait, Moist Joyce Spider-Man Review and MORE

Episode Date: August 3, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you gotta go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. Oh yeah, good morning. Welcome to your Monday. Welcome to the month of August.

That's right, August is officially here, and for some that means back to school. This moment stays away, which is weird and crazy because I always remember going back to school sometime in September. But I don't play that game anymore. I think Omar's kids start like this week or something. Yeah, one starts on Wednesday, the other one on Thursday. That's crazy. What is with the Wednesday-Thursday beginning, Tim? Let's start on a Monday, people. It's all part of that ease and ease everybody in.

Ease them in. But you know what? You ease us in, they ease us right out again. We go, it's only been a day, and now they're off again? Yeah, throw them in the deep end. Right, Clyde? That's right. I think the first day of school, the first day, should go on 24 hours.

Keep them there for 24 hours. Yeah, build up their tolerance. That's right. That's how they get all the pinworms out of their system for the year. Eight to six. If we're here for you, if you need us, the number is 800-520-1067. You can call, you can text, you can interact. You can also leave your messages on the GOAT line, 844-956-GOAT.

Hey, producer Vanessa, what came first, the chicken or the eggs? It's a question that we ask ourselves on a daily basis, and we will never know the answer to that. Eggs. That's the answer. Okay, now we have an answer. In the history of Vanessa sound bites, though, the chicken did come first. Yeah, that's right. She did like eating chicken first, and now eggs has followed closely after.

I see your chicken. That's right. That was the first one. Let me capture your eggs. We finally can answer that question that has been plaguing humanity. Vanessa finally cracked it. We've solved it. The chicken soundbite came first.

We have an announcement to make, the winner of Park Week. And for everyone who voted and everyone who submitted, and thank you for all of the hundreds, if not thousands, of submissions we received. People that were ratting out some terribly parked cars all over Southern California. No shortage. I would like to believe every year there'd be an improvement, but that is just clearly not the case. And as we posted, you know, the eight, I believe it was our eight finalists,

and it was hard to even whittle down the eight finalists because of all of the terrible parking jobs. I was thrilled to see that the parking enforcement vehicle made it in there. Yeah, that was a finalist and got a lot of votes. And then there was also the car that parked on the curb and directly into a traffic cone. So this hour, if you submit it and your name is Jose or Arturo or Henry or Valentine or Ed or Martin or Dan or Amanda, we will be calling one of you to announce that you are the big fat winner of park week which means you'll be getting the ultimate park week prize pack and you will have the knowledge of knowing that you were the person that was able to identify and capture the worst parker in all

of southern california so we have that to get to as well and is the parking itself going to be the determining factor or what it stands for because number five this nice car that is parked so far from a red curve in front of a fire hydrant it looks to be on ventura boulevard yeah it's a Rolls-Royce right there. Yeah, I mean, that just has so much. It says so much. It says so much. There's a story being told there.

And there's someone looking at the car with disdain, which is great. You can see that person as well. So, I mean, look, there's a billion reasons why these could all fight for the top spot. But we put up to a vote, and I think the voters answered the call correctly. So we will announce that winner coming up a little bit later. In a moment, we solve the Internet's biggest riddles and mysteries with a quick round of clickbait after sublime on KRO. If you are the one that is oftentimes getting broken up with, there's a good chance that perhaps you are the subject of today's clickbait. Because this apparently is the common bedroom habit that is now leading the breakup charge.

Something that is happening in the bedroom that is the number one reason why you are being broken up with. And we get to that in this exciting edition of Clickbait. Here we go. So what is it? It's a common bedroom habit. Hey, not like that weirdo who called us last week with the gummy worm situation, but this is common, so something that happens regularly. But for one of the people involved in the relationship, they say this is too much, and they are out.

New research out, new study done. They studied thousands of couples, and they talked about things that the other person did that got them basically to say this relationship is no more for me, and this one was the number one by by a lot by the way you know i bet this is something that you have been dealing with for a number of years and it's uh affected your relationship it's affected your marriage and it's affected your wall and that is the snoring ah the snore could you imagine yourself breaking up with this how could i let him go i mean uh who would who would let that go

if you got to experience that every night for anywhere from five to seven hours and that's something that a lot of people can't cure so then the only alternative is i just can't or two snorers or two deep sleepers have to be with each other right okay so ali says uh snore is the answer uh what say you jake the nerd you've been broken up with a lot for different reasons oh yeah uh i'm gonna say uh something about being on your phone in a bed well a lot of people are on their phones in bed yeah but despite like ignoring each other yeah being on the phone you know it's Like you slight drift apart and then all of a sudden you're like, ah, we're donezo. Or if one person is trying to sleep and the other person's got that bright-ass light and they're not playing by the same rules.

Oh, there's etiquette there. You can't – if the person's trying to sleep, you've got to put it away or go to another room. What about the sound-on scroller who thinks their volume is low, but it's still – you're like, hey, I'm trying to sleep here. So any volume is too much volume. No sound-on scrolling, period, in my house. You know the sound of someone scrolling is like – So irritating. If you're not seeing – it's like ping pong.

Ping pong is a lot of fun to play. But if you're just listening to it happen, it is so aggravating. And you can't see the person being like, here are your number one makeup tip for August 2026. And then they go right to like, here, this is what you should be eating. I found a top new matcha spot. I made $100 a day doing this. It's just nonstop. You're like, I want to blow my brains out.

Hearing that is the worst. All right. It's a good guess, Jake. That is someone else's phone habits in bed is causing relationships to go ahead and end. Omar, what say you? uh i'm gonna say i'm not saying good night to each other like you get to a place where you just don't even acknowledge each other you just just go to sleep i can't even remember if i do that well you don't go to bed at the same you're interesting because you don't go up to bed at the

same time as your wife you guys enter the bedroom and get into bed at totally different times yeah so i think on the way up i'll like on the way to the bedroom i'll be like good night but i don't think i do a kiss or anything but if you get upstairs you forget you're like oh i never said good night do you feel the do you feel the need to text a good night do you go downstairs and throw i have texted good night before you have done yeah but because i've as i'm brushing my teeth i'm like i don't go all the way down there just to say good night it's such a walk you can't yell it because then you wake up someone else so at that point i feel like it's i'd rather just let the relationship deteriorate to me it's such one of those weird it's a pleasantry i understand

why it's like a people that don't say god bless you after you sneeze like it's i don't think you need that anymore it's kind of implied good night yeah just yeah it's implied yeah sometimes katie will there's also like roll over and put her hand on my thigh and like tap me like morris code what is that what do you think that means that's a tap i think it's just like uh i acknowledge you hello good night i also don't don't like the fact that we don't have another option it's almost like when you don't go to a wedding and you either have to accept with happiness or decline with regret and sometimes there should be a third option of like decline with happiness yeah there's no other night option other than good night yeah like what if you're mad at the person you could just say

night it's night yeah but you can't say bad night to people well why not i'm glad the day's over bad night bad night we get into a fight with someone bad night to you too i hate you back to my phone i'm gonna make a million dollars this month all right well one of you's right and uh it's not jake and it's not omar wow congratulations snoring now and this is not good news for me is uh dominated number one spot seven sixty two percent of people that broke up claim that it was because of the aggressive snore of their uh person they were sleeping next to and that's something that seems to only get worse with time right i don't feel like it just gets better no i'm telling you right now i'm sure my wife's recorded me snoring before years ago and

it probably didn't sound nearly as bad did you have a snore when you first met at all i don't No, I mean, because that's when you're just always passing out drunk and horny. Yeah, that's tough to tell. Everyone's a deep sleeper when you're just drunk. Just after that on the list was the tossing and the turning of someone. That was enough to break up. There was the blanket stealing, which resulted in some breakups. Watching TV in bed while the other person does not want to watch TV.

Yeah, screens. Eating, going to the bathroom multiple times during the night where someone couldn't get any sleep. And the sleep talking was at the bottom of the list. for people that are doing the rambling while they sleep. I've been peeing in the middle of the night like crazy now that I'm pregnant, and I got yelled at in the middle of the night because I don't close the door when I pee

because I just stumble into the bathroom and pee. And she's like, I can hear you peeing. Please close the door. So the next night, I tried to close the door, and I stubbed the crap out of my toe on the door that I was like, I hate you. Bad night. Bad night.

They're out of the Earth, Klein Ellie's show. If you didn't see Spider-Man this weekend, you're probably the only person. But don't worry, because Moise Joyce was there, and she will go ahead and give you the low-budget version of Spider-Man, where she recreates the entire movie in about 20 seconds. So if you want to feel like you're a part of the conversation with all your friends, they'll be talking about it.

They brought in like $400 million this weekend, and we will let you feel like you've experienced it in moments, and that will be presented on KROQ and Dolby Surround Sound. You know, I hate to admit this. It's a hard thing to say. But unlike Cenk, I can admit it and say I was wrong and you were right. client about something that was said last week oh this makes me so happy about what so many things were said that you you tell me at the time i'm crazy well usually you come crawling back with

this exact statement so go ahead you suggested that this was going to be the way it turned out and in this case it turned out exactly that way i last week told you that i was going to get on an airplane and i was flying to visit my mom in colorado the books the booking was weird where katie and wesley were supposed to be sitting together i had a seat by myself your son and your wife were together you were far away on the plane and i said uh this is a great situation for you they were in row five i was in row 25 but a window so second to last row but window by myself and my debate was should i even say anything should i just take that seat by myself should i try and find a way for us to sit together and you said i think what's probably going to happen

is that you are going to switch with your wife and you're going to end up having to sit with your kid. I said she'll pull the Jedi mind trick on you and somehow do what she always does with that therapist brain where she convinces you it's your idea and then you're going to next thing you know sitting with the kid

and she's going to have the seat to herself. Yes, exactly. And that's what happened? That's exactly what happened. I'm so predictable. I can't believe you. As I said it, you're like, that's not happening. I don't know what's going to happen,

but it's not going to be that. I'm like, of course it's going to be that. She unknowingly set the scene early that day saying, I think I got the worst night's sleep of my life. I'm so tired. I think I was up every single hour. This is going badly. This is going badly. It was one of those

things where she was just setting up that she was in horrible shape. This is what she's doing. She didn't even know that we weren't sitting together. How did she do this? She must have known. It's insane. She's got that insight and she goes, just on the off chance there's something

wonky with these seats on the airplane. I'm going to go ahead and paint the picture now. I think I'm coming down with something it was all of the excuses that you use for work all in one so by the time we were about to board i was like you know we're technically not sitting together bring it up until you got to the airport no you waited till they said all right we were at the boarding area yeah and then you said oh man look at this i said by the way we're not sitting together two one person is with wesley and one person is alone and she was like oh and her first response was why don't we go to the ticket counter and ask if we can all be seated together it's all part of the jedi mantra she

didn't mean that and i went they said well you can all three sit together but it would be the very last row of the plane and i said no i don't want that i don't want to be right by the bathroom it's less like the row five that had the extra leg room so i'm not going to give that up there was nobody you were right there was nobody that wanted to switch with 25f no no one so we even talked to a couple people before we boarded they didn't want to switch how did that conversation well there was a guy at the counter and he was trying to get a new seat assignment he was like Wait, where are you sitting? We're like 25F.

He's like, no, no. I'm good. I know people get real precious about this. If it's just a two-hour, three-hour flight, it's not cross-country. It's halfway cross-country. No, no. It's two and a half hours. That's not a third of the country.

So I said, you know what? Just take it. Just take the seats. You can nap. You cave so quick. Hey, I did think to myself, I think this will be better with the extra leg room. My kid's pretty good on planes. This is fine.

You know what? You're going to have him by yourself for the next five days when I'm at work. So it's fine. Just take it. But, Allie, you're on duty. If you have a kid on a plane, especially a young, young kid, you're on duty the whole time. Unless you throw on the iPad and say. Yeah, you know who's on duty?

iPad. Oh, okay, great. Paw Patrol games. You made the right call then. Yeah, at that point. Oh, yeah. A little Paw Patrol, a little coloring, back to Paw Patrol. We're there.

All right, so you didn't have to do anything, really. No, and I got to board first because I was group five and she was group eight. So she's sitting on the, you know, it takes her forever to board. Then she realizes she has a seat kicker behind her. Only one seat behind her on the whole planet to kick her. And it's a kid kicker. And she's also next to a really loud storytelling old man. So she got a pretty bad setup and not any extra leg room.

And I didn't realize that on Southwest, they give you extra snacks when you're in row five. You get the extra leg room, and they gave us three different snacks. We got the crab pretzels, pistachios, and Mexican cookies. Who do they think they are giving out pistachios? Those are fancy nuts. Very fancy. You're giving out fancy? My kid had never tried one before.

I was like, this is a pistachio, okay? I will never buy these. You're never going to see this again. So try it now. Enjoy this moment, courtesy of Southwest Airlines, because our house is peanuts, kid. Now, we did have a bit of a delay, and they said that they were checking some kind of an issue, and then I heard later that it was no problem at all. It was just the engines.

Oh, man. That's the biggest issue. So I was like, hey, at least I think is the front of the plane most likely to survive or is the back of the plane? I forget. I was thinking about this as we had made our choices. Depends which way the engines explode, I guess. I guess you're right. So we are about to take off.

And then I notice that also on my flight is a celebrity couple sitting just a couple rows behind me. Before you use the term celebrity, because we know your gauge is so off, Allie's biggest A-lister she could think of was Joshua Jackson. So my question for you is, when you say celebrity couple, are they A-list celebrity couple? B-list? I would say... If you put them in boarding group form, what boarding group would the celebrity couple be in on Southwest? God.

A? Beginning of B. The beginning of B. Front row of B. Celebrity couple. They were traveling with family. So both of them are famous. Both of them in the couple are famous?

Both of them were separately famous and they married each other. Now, do they sit together or do they also separate by 20 rows like you? They were sitting together and they enjoyed the pistachios and the Mexican cookies. And that probably was not the only time they've had pistachios. I was pretty impressed that they were slumming it on a commercial airline that doesn't have any classes. There's no first business. This is just there with everybody else. I respected that.

I sat next to Idris Elba on a Southwest plane one time. Or a guy that looked like him. A and B listers are taken Southwest. Yeah, I flew with Kirsten Dunst. Everyone's Southwest in it. Celebrities are just like us. They also wait until the last possible second. It's the only flight they can get.

This is also leaving out of Burbank. So I think there's also a higher celebrity sighting there. Celebrity couple on your flight. And you're sure this was actually the couple? It was. No, because I went to the bathroom with her afterwards.

So I was able to get a good look Did you have to go to the bathroom Or did you do the thing where you do Where you say Oh I'm going to sit here And look at your iPad kid I'm going to go stalk the celebrity No no no

It was after we had de-planed Oh okay In the airport Everyone headed for the bathroom And I was in the bathroom with her And I got a really good look So I knew I know it's her

What is the guy in the couple famous for? He's been in movies And his brother is also famous Uh huh Uh huh And She is in shows and movies You think I'll know who they are

when you say it or not? Yeah, oh yeah, you will. Because you brought up a couple things last week where you were like, you know that song, everyone loves this number one hit song.

Hey, a lot of people reached out to me about that. See the movie once. Falling slowly, hit song. It was the star from once. Is that who was on the next year on the plane? He'd already died

in a motorcycle accident. Is it back to that stupid movie? What if I next to him in the bathroom? God, I have no idea. I thought it was going to be athlete famous, so I was thinking athlete.

No, no, both movie and TV famous. Actually, yeah, I don't know about the guy exactly what he's in, but it was any guesses? No specific guesses? I don't even know a celebrity couple. I stopped caring five minutes ago. Okay.

Me too, Jake. Me too. Alison Brie and Dave Franco. Who? Alison Brie? You know who they are, client. The cheese? Stop it. Does she make the cheese? You are just trying to be a bitch. You don't know who Alison

Brie is or Dave Franco? And Glow. I know Oh, James Franco, obviously. James Franco is like a big... Yeah, Dave Franco is his brother. Oh, Allie. And they're married. Okay.

They're a big celebrity couple. Don't curse and dunst. Allison Brie. You're putting them at the front of the B boarding group? Yes. In the world of celebrity couples? They are front of B. You disagree with me?

You know who Allison Brie is. I know who the Franco brother is. You know who both of the Franco brothers are. Dave Franco. Yeah. Was that... He looked like a little twink, by the way. He's really small.

Was that the guy in... No, that's his brother. I can't think of it. I acknowledge that his brother is more famous. And Alice and Chaney? Alice and Brie. You know who they are. Don't make little jokes.

Omar, is this a B-list celebrity couple? Yes, absolutely. She's definitely B-list. She's definitely C-list, maybe. Not C, dude. She's B. Bro, none of these shows or movies are like stuff that people actually watch and talk about.

People love GLOW. Community? Are you kidding me? What's together? What's community? What's freelance? What's community? What's Master of Universe?

Master of... Oh, it's a new He-Man movie. I'm excited. Did that come out yet? She's been in a million things. All right. So, yeah. Okay.

And they got on your... And you had better seats than they did? I had better seats than Alison Brie and Dave Franco, which I thought was pretty cool. That's a flex for Allie. That's a flex for me. I ate the pistachios right in her face. Someone said Dave Franco was in 21 Jump Street.

That's a big sighting, Allie. Big sighting. Yeah, okay. Alison Brie was just evil on Masters of Universe. So now people are saying that Allie's celebrity gauge is back on. Right. All right. It's not.

They are a celebrity couple. The best part about this is that that probably bothered, because your wife is way more into that than you are. So I feel like that probably bothered her more than anything. Oh, she went. Back of the plane. Yeah, and she made sure she washed her hands right next to Alison Brie. Of course. She was going to make a bangs joke, but decided not to.

I don't know. It's probably a smart move right there. So clearly, eventful weekends all over the place. 6-2-6 saying mid-B. Middle of the B group. Mid-middle of the B boarding group? Yeah, I could see that. But at least some people are part of some of them, which is a win for you.

K-Rock, we're Klein Alley Show. Dawn, you're on the phone at 800-520-1067. What's up, Dawn? I just wanted to know why Allie didn't use that opportunity with James Franco and his wife to do her one-night stand. You're so right. What a blown opportunity. You had the hall pass from your wife to cheat on her with a celebrity. To go after B-listers.

Yeah, Z-lister. Wait, what did she say? She said B-lister. What was the list she said you could date? Anyone that was B-list or lower? I think she said A or B. A or B. She might have not even given...

I think she said everything up to D was fine. I mean, if you don't think about this for a second, you talk about how unlucky you are and what a mush you are, but Dawn brings up a great point. It's that you had this crazy conversation with her. and said, would I be able to have a hall pass? And she said pretty much, yeah. Unlimited. Unlimited

but they have to be an A or B lister. And now you come across random B listers on your flight after switching seats and you, not that they would have slummed to your level, but you could have. Oh my gosh, she was even more beautiful in person too. You could have made the move right there and said, this is going to sound crazy, but my wife, who's sitting all the way back in 25F

Let's just do this. Hey. Said that I could have some sort of a situation if I ran into a B lister. You guys are both B listers. You're a Southwest queen. I'm a Southwest queen. We're all trying to save a buck here. All eating pistachios up in the friendly skies.

I know it rhymes with buck. Oh, man, Allie, you could have had two for one or one of them. You would have doubled your odds. This was the universe giving you a freebie, and you blew it. I would have dropped my kid back off with my wife, said, hey, I'm going to be in the bathroom. Let's go join the seed kicker in the back. All three of us are going to fit in there, and we're going to figure it out. If only you were there, you could have talked some sense into Allie in that moment.

Yeah, what a waste of an opportunity. I would have said, hey, have you ever had a bucket list item saying you should smash a pregnant woman? You can knock that off your bucket list right now. Have you guys ever said you wanted to have sex with a radio personality who's also pregnant? A mildly attractive radio personality. No? Mildly attractive? Hey.

Don't say nice things about yourself like that. Come on, on a good day. We've got the Spider-Man movie, as you know, is, I don't know, I don't have to tell you. Spider-Man. It's apparently a big deal. Vanessa said she saw it. She said it was amazing. Unbelievable.

She loved everything about it. It was so good. So it was the best Spider-Man movie she's ever seen. You know how Vanessa handles spiders. With the vacuum cleaner and the self-pleasuring. This was Moise Joyce, who, you know, breaks down the movies for us, for people that didn't have the opportunity to go see it because either it was sold out. I think Johnny said he saw it, too, and he had to go to a...

Midnight showing. Yeah, you could only get tickets to midnight. I can't figure it out. I guess movie theaters are back, baby, in a big way. Yeah, I know. Well, and also, it's just good timing. You got Spider-Man. Of course, everybody wants to see the legacy.

It's like the fifth movie at this point. And everyone loves Tom Holland and Zendaya, but also it was 100 degrees out. So, you know, Moise Joyce, our resident movie buff, she goes to all the shows. Sometimes she'll buy a ticket for one, see nine movies. And here she is breaking down some Spider-Man. Have you seen Spider-Man yet? Do you really want to hear what happened? Well, for real, I went to the 3-D.

I bought tickets, too, like weeks ago. But I went to a 12 o'clock showing. Mistake. I think 40 minutes in and I was asleep. Oh, that's her nap time. Oh, she fell asleep. 3D, too. Fall asleep during, and I'll fall asleep during any movie.

I can't believe she sprung for 3D, but this is supposed to be a pretty action-packed movie. I don't know how you fall asleep. For Spider-Man? At the end of the movie. And it was good. I liked it. I think I was just too tired. And it was hot.

So now I have tickets to go this Thursday. Okay, so she bought tickets to see it twice. First time to fall asleep, second time to go back. Well, that's kind of how you watch movies, don't you? You watch bits and pieces, and then you put it all together. At the end. So everything for me has got a surprise ending because I have no idea what happened in the middle of the movie.

Sometimes it's a surprise beginning. Yeah, I'm like, who's that person? They're like, that was the character of the entire movie. I'm like, it was? I've never seen him before. Wow, plot twist. Can you reenact any of your favorite parts? They have a villain.

I'm not going to say who it is, but they jump from person to person so he doesn't know who the bad guy is. It's like just you traveling down the street, walking your dog, comes this villain, and then you're a villain. And then, zoop, it leaps from your body. There you have it. Spider-Man, guys. It's like you've seen it.

$400 million. Zoop. Now, I don't know why they spent all that money on their effects, because clearly we just recreated one of the biggest movies. I think it was the biggest opening weekend for a Spider-Man maybe ever. I believe it broke some sort of box office record. Yeah, it was the most successful box office weekend ever. And if you were feeling left out because you didn't get a chance to see it,

or you didn't get in, or you couldn't get in, now it's like you're seeing it. It's quite cool. can you reenact any of the fight scenes i remember i'm twisting one guy who was iron into bits but he turns out not to be the villain and it's not until he finds out he thinks he's a villain maybe he is a villain of some sort but he's not the major villain yeah and then what'd that sound like so there you have it it's like you've been at the movies we need to dub these movies I'm sure the studios would love it

there you have it which sounds an awful lot just like her saying good morning as well or walking that's Moist Joyce running to the bus right there if you're just joining us so there it is if you were not able to make it or if you did see someone on the text line I saw Spider-Man this is spot on

it's almost like I'm seeing it again that's Hollywood magic for you we take a super quick break we're back in a moment when we return i can't believe it but our pickle guys already here we're setting up for the pregnant pickle panel good i'm getting hungry all the pregnant women claim that pickles are their number one must have it's a good craving and it's got the salty but then you can mix it with sweet i think he's doing something with pickle and peanut butter and i'm very interested in potato chips he's got a whole cookbook out and he decided to unveil it here and

let the pregnant panel of pickle lovers break down some of these recipes so it's going to be a Hormonal Charge Studio after this on K-Rod. We'll do some ADD news and then in moments we're going to announce the winner of Park Week, 2026 Park Week. The worst parkers in Southern California have been called out and publicly shamed

and someone's going to win an ultimate Park Week prize pack. We'll do that and then at 9am sharp we have your tickets to go to listen to this. Jimmy at World Hollywood Bowl and your name goes on a list so you can see them again at Shaky Knees Festival with a bunch of other bands and Violet Grohl. It's going to be a good prize for you. All you got to do is keep listening.

Be ready to call 800-520-1067. That's after this. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. Well, over the weekend, the worst thing ever happened at one of the best places ever, and I hate to see this happen. A shooting happened at an in-and-out location

in Idaho. This is a new location that had opened recently, so think about it. You have all those excited people that are trying in-and-out for the first time, and then some crazy disturbed individual, a guy He's 24 years old. His name's Chad. Showed up and opened fire in the crowd.

He killed three people, injured seven people before he eventually turns the gun on himself. Goodbye. It would have been even worse if two bystanders hadn't opened fire on this guy. It was a private citizen and an off-duty police officer who happened to be in the area, and they exchanged fire with the shooter. And the cops said their actions were able to divert the shooter and save many lives, so they should be considered heroes. Lindsay Snyder, the owner of In-N-Out, has also already given a statement.

She unfortunately confirmed that one of the people who died was an employee, which is so sad because those people are like the nicest people on the planet. She said, quote, we lost one of our beautiful associates tonight. She was taking care of our most important asset, our customers, and her life was taken by a disgusting human who doesn't value the lives of others or his own. So very sad situation. I was actually, when I was in Colorado, there's a new In-N-Out location there that just opened. And they said that it was like hours long waits. Like the people that are there are like, oh my gosh, this is finally my opportunity to take advantage of a double-double. The excitement that we've all felt when waiting to get it, especially if you remember your first ever.

But when you go, you know, they're in a new area, a new region opening up, people are stoked. And then it's just sad. And all the footage, I was so taken by just how many people that were there. Obviously, everyone's got a phone camera in their pocket. So it was just every, the amount of footage that I was looking at in real time, people hiding in their cars and their backseat, capturing it, but also freaking out. And to see it all, you know, we've in some ways been desensitized to it because it sadly happens all the time.

And then you look at it and you go, this is real life happening. And that's one of those ones. Well, there are certain locations. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in and out, I don't know, I feel like at least once a week. Yeah, you think about concerts or just places that you would be, right? And places where there's nothing but good food, good fun, and good times, like a fair or something like that. That one Samaritan, not the off-duty police officer, but the guy that had, I believe he had said that he had taken a self-defense class because he had been in another shooting situation.

Right, exactly. And wanted to not feel so helpless. So he went and got a gun, got a permit, took a self-defense class. And he ended up being one of the people that stepped up. And you saw some footage of that guy opening fire against the assailant. Yeah, I know. And then what a giant pussy. Then you turn the gun on yourself.

You loser. And it's so frustrating. And it sucks that this continues to happen in society. Yeah, and over here in California, people are just still afraid of rattlesnakes. There was another incident over the weekend. Everyone's okay. But it seems that these rattlesnakes are getting more and more creative with how they hide. And it seems like they hate kids because one of the stories we heard recently was there was this rattlesnake hanging out underneath an Amazon package that a little girl was picking up.

She got bit on the hand. And now there's a rattlesnake that was hiding in a bucket of toys in somebody's backyard, ready to pounce. Luckily, they found it and they were able to get some people out there to get the rattlesnake out. But they were like, imagine a rattlesnake in your kid's backyard sitting among all the toys that the kids interact with every single day. I think usually those backyard toys are just collecting dust, and I think you can kind of forget about them pretty easily. But still, it's a scary situation. My friend actually went camping over the weekend, and she almost stepped on one. She said if she was going to the bathroom and going back to her tent, she's like, if I hadn't brought my flashlight, I would have stepped right on it.

It would have bit the crap out of me. And then the rangers were like, oh, yeah, his name's Fred or whatever. He lives over by that tree near your campsite. I'm like, you don't think to warn people about this? Yeah, it's something you'd say at the check-in. Like, hey, by the way, Fred lives over there by the tree. Just walk carefully. But we see those signs everywhere.

Do you ever pay attention to those signs that say, like, rattlesnake activity in this area? I just think there's rattlesnakes activity in every area of Southern California. Yeah, but especially this year. It feels like there's been more and more reports of close calls or the bites. Right. Once again, the experts are warning us that the big one is on the way. And once again, we will do nothing but worry and get anxious and then not buy an earthquake kit. This simulation depicts Southern California's worst-case earthquake.

Why do they do these simulations? This is going to freak us out. We get it. It's going to suck. This has been a very anxiety-inducing round of ADD nudes. Everything's fine. Jesus, Allie. There's good silver lining stuff in here.

Shooting it in and out. Let's follow that up with the old rattlesnake story. The rattlesnake, fine. The rattlesnake lived. The girl lived. Let's drive it home with a quick earthquake story. It hasn't happened. Welcome to your Monday.

Welcome to August. 7.8 rupture along the San Andreas Fault. Nearly two minutes of shaking. Experts say hundreds could die, along with billions of dollars in damage. Imagine two minutes. Two minutes is a long time. And I've been in one of those earthquake simulators, like at a, you know, one of those like science museums. And it's like, it feels like an eternity.

Even 30 seconds feels like a long time. I don't think the Universal Studios tram ride counts as an earthquake simulator. When you go under, you know, quote, San Francisco subway system and it all shakes. That's not really a simulator. That's just more fun. Well, I've been in one of those real simulators, and they're like, you have to hold on to stuff, and then they show you everything. And I guess it's just for awareness. But again, even if we're aware, it doesn't mean we're going to do anything about it.

We're all still totally underprepared. Do you have a final story that's one of those feel-goods? Like, a kitten learned to walk today. Let's see. Do you want to talk about the death that happened at Van's Warped Tour? No. I think that's enough. Jesus Christ.

That's the news for you. That's Allie's death roundup here on KROQ. We will get into a brand-new hour of the show in a moment. and the very first thing we do is pick up your call if you are the 20th person to call us right now at 800-520-1067. And what do we have in store for you other than just a general pleasantry and a happy Monday?

We have tickets for you to see Jimmy World, the Hollywood Bowl, on November 7th. And then you get to go on the standby boarding list to see them again at Shaky Knees Music in Atlanta.