Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Clickbait, Things You've Never Done and MORE

Episode Date: August 24, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. Monday, nothing we can do about that. And perhaps you had a boiling hot weekend. Vanessa had no AC last night, but she lives to tell the tale. And we'll make it all worth your while right now by telling you where you'll be heading to next. Hopefully somewhere cooler than Southern California. And you'll be seeing a K-Rock band. Plus, we'll give you tickets to see that band right here in Southern California. And a autographed guitar signed by the band.

But what band is it, Klein? Well, that's a good question, Allie. And, you know, listen, K-Rock plays a lot of bands, obviously. It could be any of the ones you've heard this morning already. But it's the exact same band that we've already accidentally promoted since midnight last night. Apparently, the mistake goes way beyond just us. And this started airing, I think, at midnight. It was not supposed to start airing until right now.

But apparently, oopsies, someone decided I just start putting this on. Below the big surprise, this is another. If you're keeping track of the 20 announcements we've had an opportunity to make on the show, we've butchered, I don't know, 18 of them probably. Mostly our fault. This particular one, not our fault. But you will be going to see this band right here, one of the finest that ever was and ever will be.

One more time for Weezer. You will be seeing Weezer in the city of Boston. So if you like white people and white things, Weezer in Boston is in your future. So get ready for that. And we will get you to their show that's happening right here in Southern California because they are playing some shows at Crypto.com on October 24th. You'll get tickets for that show guaranteed. guaranteed. Then again, on a standby boarding

list, that's how we do things, call you back a week from today and let you know to pack your bags. And it's not enough that you will be traveling to go see Weezer in Boston, where, you know, Rivers did go to college because he's a Harvard man. You'll also get yourself an autographed guitar to prove to your friends and family that you actually went on this trip. Yeah, Rivers

Cuomo, don't get stuck in a hallway with that guy. Chatty Cathy, that one. Oh, man, let's talk about smart people things. We get it. So anyway, that's the trip that we have in store for you. It's all part of KROQ's Road Trip USA. destination number 8 if we keep in track which means we've sent 7 other people to amazing trips around the country

and hopefully you are next you'll have your first chance to score those tickets from us, 9am sharp then we'll do it again at noon, 3 and 6 on KROQ, if you want to go to Arkego those tickets happening in mere moments so get ready for that to solve one of the internet's biggest riddles

help you be a better person as we try to figure out what is the absolute rudest thing you can do in someone else's house And I bring this up after having you guys all over to my place about a week ago. And I don't know if any of you are guilty of doing the, quote, rudest thing you can do when you go to someone else's place. But apparently people do this on a regular enough basis that it felt the need to report and say that this, of all the things you can do, there's plenty of rude things you can do, this is the rudest. So if you're going to go to anyone else's place at all for any reason, do not do what you're about to hear.

It's time for Clickbait. What do you think it is, Sally? It's the rudest thing you can do when visiting. Mate. You don't have to stay there. It could just be popping over to hang out for an hour or so, but it is something that people are doing enough that they wanted to go ahead and let you know

that this makes you very rude, and you shouldn't do this. What is it? You know, I think I'm just going to go with the classic blowing up the bathroom. I think it's something that people can't help when it happens, but then there are other people that don't seem to really care much when they're blowing up somebody else's bathroom. To me, I would avoid it at all costs.

Some people don't think it's as big of a deal, but I think the host always hates it. No one wants somebody else's grossness in their bathroom. Someone pulls a Jake, you're saying? Yeah. I'm just going to the bathroom. I'm not trying to blow it up. Don't you think if you're one of those people

and you know that you have that in you, that that's your superpower, you would travel with Matchbook, some of that poo-poo re-spray, like you would kind of know, this is me, this is who I am, and it could happen, so I'm going to make sure I've got what I need, my weapons.

I have a friend who does it every single time she visits. Really? Yes. That may be one of those psychological things where now it's like it triggers it. Oh, yeah. My other friend, every time she goes to a pharmacy, she has to take a crap. I don't know what the deal is. Maybe that's my house for this person.

At a pharmacy? Yeah. One specific pharmacy or any pharmacy? Just any pharmacy. Just release. Really? Yeah, it's insane. But apparently it's my place for this other friend and I feel weird.

Even if she's there for like 30 minutes or an hour. It's like always. I'm like, oh, my God. It doesn't matter time of day either. No, and it's annoying. I'm like, okay, come on. Or use a different one, not like the main one we're all using. That's the ultimate sign that she feels comfortable there, I think, is what it must be.

Well, I'm glad. Or she gets nervous. And I feel like it's weird because I think your body does sometimes adapt or adapt to the situation where, for instance, like now I've talked so much about my love of hotel lobbies because think of how many times they've saved you,