Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Jake's Dating Profile, The EreWhon Water Test and MORE

Episode Date: July 15, 2026

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Oh yeah, good morning. How the hell goes it? Klein Alley Show, back to your ear holes and also for your viewing pleasures, we are streaming live right now on YouTube. You can head over to K-Rock's YouTube and see what's happening in the studio. My name's Klein, there's Alley. Hello. DJ Omar Khan over there.

Hey, hey. We got the Jake Z Nerd. What's that? Postmaster Johnny and producer Vanessa in the chicken coop in the back taking the calls. 800-520-1067. This hour, a lot of things I'm excited about this hour. The hall pass conversation we had with our wives. That will go well for at least one of us and terrible for one of us.

You can place your bets on that. And we will also go ahead and give, I think, Allie, you get to be the person to do the water taste test. I do have heightened senses right now. Yeah, because you're pregnant, so you got that extra smell, extra taste, and you're also super cheap. So the idea of you drinking a $12 cup of ice water is hilarious for everyone, including yourself. And I know, yes, I do have the heightened senses, but I am also not very experienced in high-end water. You know I hate paying for water. I would never, I barely have ever bought a bottle of water at a grocery store, let alone high-end iced water in a cup.

I've been at a restaurant before with Allie, and as the waiter comes over and says, can I get you a bottle? Allie goes, tap! Yeah. The guy just starts. Or they'll say water, and I'm like, whoa, whoa, what kind? How do we talk? I mean, I've watched them.

They do their little, I let them get through their little spiel. They always do it. Like, may I bring you a bottle of flat or sparkling? And then you go, I'll have the house. That's like the nice way to say I want tap. Allie cuts them right off. They don't even get a word out. Yes, sir, I'd like to offer you a tap!

You go in the bathroom. Turn on the faucet. Is that what you say when Katie dances too? That's what she says. That was worth it, Jake. Jesus God. Trampled over your own stupid joke. That guy's single, ladies.

We're going to break down Jake's dating profile in just a moment. And boy, he needs some help. That's next on KROQ. What a fitting song to listen to as we get into Jake's dating profile. Jake is single right now. He's been single for a while, but he did have this, quote, succulent girlfriend before she recently dumped him officially to get back with her ex before that he had a girl that he had moved in with and she pretty much immediately upon him moving in decided

she didn't want any part of that and then evicted him so it's been a rough ride for Jake and he has given Ali and Vanessa permission to do whatever edits that they think they need to do to his current dating profiles to try to make him more dateable eventually i don't think you should be in control if this is how things are going then you need some kind of a coach or you need some guidance because maybe there are mistakes that you're making on your dating profile that you don't even know you're making jake sure yeah that's what i told you guys to have at it and and jake this because i'm looking now at a printout of your profiles both your bumble profile and your facebook dating profile the bumble thing is made up by ali and well we're gonna we're gonna revamp

his, yeah, we're going to make him a new profile on Bumble. Right now, all he has is Facebook dating. So this is the real one, the one I'm looking at now. Correct. It's the picture of him with the sunglasses and the dog on his lap? Correct. Right. Yeah, it's cool. Vanessa, what do you think? Because she has a different perspective as a person who's

on dating apps and as a single, straight girl. I'm not on dating apps right now, FYI. But anyways. You still check him out though? No, because I don't have him. So I can't check him out. I thought you were on Raya and you were going to go out with that race car driver. No, I deleted that. That never happened. Yeah, but you do delete and reinstall.

No, I deleted that one. It's done. Like, I can't go back. But you do. I deleted all the apps, guys. It's not working for me. I'm not going to do that. When did you delete them?

For a while back. They're not on your phone? You couldn't just do an update and there they are back? No, everything's deleted. Profiles, everything's deleted. When's the last time you've looked at a dating app? Be honest. Honestly, like maybe December.

The summer? That's now. December. Oh, okay. December of 2025. Okay, that's a while ago. All right, so you're done. You've given up.

Yes. She's too picky. Vanessa's too picky. Very picky. She had like a race car driver. There's nothing wrong with being picky. She had like a Formula One race car driver that hit her up on Raya, and she's like, I don't like his shoe.

His eye is too small. Yeah. Right. It was like crazy. It's crazy picky. So what do you think of his main dating profile picture? Well, first of all, his main photo, he's wearing sunglasses. That's telling me he's hiding something.

also are his eyes bitty. What do his eyes look like? I can't tell. Because dating apps are so terrible, a girl's going to see that. She's not even going to give you a chance to go through because she's like, sunglasses next. Because it's that quick of a decision

to take time to look at your profile. He claims that he was on a flight and he used up too many, I guess he got banned from swiping anymore on Facebook. For a day. Too many swipes. He's the least picky. I didn't know you could do that.

Maybe there's only a limit for him It's wild You're bothering too many people And no one responded So Ali and Vanessa have spent a lot of time I want to say a few hours Going through your current situation To give you some pointers

And maybe you're in a similar situation now Maybe this advice could be good for you as well Vanessa says don't lead with a sunglass picture Because already Sunglasses make you look cool The thought is you're hiding something Yeah, it's the same with hats, which you're wearing in a lot of the other pictures. But even the second picture, Vanessa, you think he should get rid of that one, too.

Why? Now I'm looking at the Bumble one. Because he's got a tool shirt on, and he's got his dog in his shirt. Oh, yeah. Hold on. I'm looking at the ones that... I think your laughter says it all. I don't think we need you to break down.

If you look at her notes... I just want to talk about one... Oh, you know why I don't like that one? I know which one you're talking about. It's because he's doing a smoldering face. Like, come on, dude. Don't make a silly face. A smolder?

I was like, are you trying to be sexy? Because it's not working. You're wearing a tool t-shirt, Jake. You can't do a tool shirt and a smoldering face. I was making a funny face. It was for a thing. Yeah, but nobody knows that you're making a funny face because they don't know you yet. And then you go through all the other pictures and Vanessa's comments are, no, I don't like it.

No, not good. I would delete this one. No one likes this photo. So she's deleted every photo that he's put on. So not one of his current photos is serviceable for dating? All the ones that have sunglasses for me are deleted. Well, you've also axed all the other ones. The other ones, I was just like, I don't like it.

But if he likes it, and then the one that he's like holding a crotch of a man. Well, one, he's wearing sunglasses, but I was like, nah. He's holding the crotch of a man? There is one that he's holding the crotch of a mannequin. Well, why would you do that? Jake, is the goal here to be funny or to try to get laid? It was funny. The mannequin has a sign on it that says, touch my fabric or feel my fabric or something.

It was funny. But you think a woman is going to be scrolling through and see you wearing a tool shirt, making a Zoolander face, grabbing a mannequin, sexually assaulting a mannequin, and go, that's my guy for dinner tonight? Yeah. Not going to lie, that one's going to work. That's a really good photo because it displays his personality and it's humorous, and it doesn't take himself too seriously like his other photos. But I would also, would you agree, Vanessa, that that's boy humor? It's not boy humor. it's like actual like good humor like anybody could pick up so then you get the boy right

exactly this is why it's important to have women this is my point is we don't know what the hell we're doing jake clearly doesn't know what he's doing we're having a female perspective breaking down and then this is the way a woman would look at your dating profile and you uh groping a mannequin apparently both of the women in here are completely disgusted by yeah it's just not it's yeah i get the joke but it's like so let's move on to your actual profile because it says under describe yourself you just say not an asshole that's true i go to more concerts than god and play a card game for nerds way more than i should my wardrobe is 90 percent band shirts and used jeans i bought off ebay hold on let's take a moment to let all the vaginas dry up in the

listening audience i mean honesty is key right it's a little like too honest it's too honest it's kind of like i mean i don't care about you and i'm gonna smell like old pants and old shirts Absolutely. Should I put that then? I mean, I think that's how women are going to read that. Currently trying to make my office look like peak Spencer's Gifts circa 1998. Now I can smell you.

Event Horizon is the scariest movie ever made. I hope it's okay if I bring my dog. Let me take you to a concert that you'll probably hate. Oh my God. How would anybody want to swipe on this? Even if you got past the pictures, which we went over, This profile would turn me away even if I was mildly interested in you. And then if you go to your work and education, you list your job title as sayer of slightly amusing things.

That's what I do. I don't think slightly amusing at all. Slightly. That little tap dance joke you tried a moment ago was a complete fail. Exactly. You go back to the tap joke, and then he says you're looking for either something casual or something long-term, which shows me that you don't know what you want. I'm all about it.

Anything. He's trying to cast the net wide, as wide as possible. Yeah, but then it just seems like thirsty. Of course. That's what it is, though. It's just a whole concept you're on here. I think we need to throw this entire thing out and start from scratch. There's nothing salvageable from Jake's current dating profile?

Not one thing. Not one picture. Not one picture and not one comment? What about the photo of him shirtless looking buff behind the mic? Ali made that. It's AI. Oh, man. You really got me for a second.

I'm brainstorming ways to make over his profile. Ali's working on ways. Ali's trying to build Jake a new profile. That's just something I'm brainstorming. I didn't show up. I look nothing like that guy. Yeah, well, people are used to that. Hey, at least they're already out on the date.

But Vanessa, you agree we need to throw everything out, right? Yeah, we got to start over. Like, actually be vulnerable. Like, you're allowed to say your hobbies because obviously that's who you are. You're like 90% hobbies. But, like, you just have to be a little bit, I don't know, just... More gentle. Yes, because you're talking to girls.

You're not talking to dudes. Unless you want that kind of girl that's kind of like a dude. Yeah, maybe this would probably crush it on Grindr, Jake. It would crash. Darren, what's up? Hey, I just was wondering if Vanessa would check out my profile. Hold on. A lot of people calling for us to do this to theirs.

So, Jake, round one was them basically saying what you have currently is unusable. Great. The only thing I think you can keep on there is that you live in Burbank, California. Okay. That's probably... That's even questionable. Yeah, maybe we should change that and just say California. I think you should even say cisgender man.

I'm not even sure about that. Delete his height, too. Don't say he's 5'8". Yeah, and by the way, that's also a stretch. Whatever. I mean, that's a bit of a stretch. So you would just say prefer not to say? Yeah.

Leave it blank. I would just say leave it blank. Jake, I think the one thing that we can keep in all of this is that your language preference is English. See. See that? And where you went to school. That's a sayer of slightly amusing things right there.

All right, well, anyway, round two will be tomorrow when Allie and Vanessa debut the new dating profile they're going to work on for you. Great. I think they'll get you laden within a week. Come back in a moment. Come back in a moment when we return. Why are you fighting this?

They're helping you. I'm not fighting this. It's my idea. But Jake, you're being so defensive as to what you currently have. I'm all about it. But you know what you currently have stinks, right? I think it's funny. Vanessa, how quickly would you swipe the wrong direction on this if you came across it? Second.

So quick. She's not even on here. That's only based because the first impression is the photo. So you gotta delete your sunglasses. We wanna see your beautiful eyes, Jake. You wanna grow? Vanessa, will you download Facebook just so you can swipe the other direction on Jake?

I will too. We gotta take a break. We get back in a second. When we return, can Allie figure out what is the most expensive cup of ice water currently for sale at Air One? It's $12 for a cup of ice water the same ice water that i think would be free at a starbucks they're charging 12 bucks for they claim they've infused it with some bolt whatever crap can't say that word but we will

come back and figure that out after this on all the experts are saying you got to stay hydrated today it's a heat wave in southern california it's gonna get super hot temperatures and triple digits and uh the air conditioning has decided to not work at k-rock so ali is pregnant it's our responsibility to make sure that this baby grows inside of her healthy so we got to make sure she's hydrated and there's no better way to hydrate her than with the most expensive cup of water that you can currently purchase which she would never buy herself because she's so effing cheap i have never paid more than i think a dollar fifty for water even at the airport i would rather go waterless and wait for the little lady to come around with the bottle of water in the cup

and actually purchase never five dollar bottle never would buy a bottle of water at the airport nope nope i don't think i ever have this is uh the water everyone's yapping about now it's available at air one it's 12 for a cup of ice water people are uh you know can't can't believe it of course sign of the times anyway here's the news covering it looks like big daddy air one might have heard tell of a gourmet gas station in beverly hills that's opening up and said introducing the 12 cup of water from air one yeah sort of so anyway that's an annoying news crew i don't know what's happening there at all it's pretty terrible but but anyway they're they're Anyway, delivering the news about a $12 cup of water, and you can buy it at Air One.

I know you've talked about it. I'm not going to describe what it is. It's infused with a lot of things. Yeah, I can't remember the ingredients. My short-term memory loss is pretty bad. I have the list here of all the stuff in it, but I'm going to wait until the end because we have in front of you right now five different cups of water. All of them have been infused with different things. Okay, hold on.

Most of them cost us absolutely nothing to make. So everything on this table is free. Some of them have a sugar packet inside. It's a K-Rock tap water with a sugar packet, which was pretty much free. Others are slight variations. I think one of them is filtered water from the coffee maker at K-Rock, also free, that we infuse with a sip of someone else's half-drunk Celsius. But the point is, these are all, quote, infused waters. Only one of them is $12.

The other is all completely free. Why are these all so many different colors? And please can you at least confirm that one of them is not pee? I cannot. I can't drink pee, guys. Hey, Ken, it's Daryl. And I cannot confirm that at this point. So somebody peed in a cup.

No, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. We're doing a drug test after this. Did anybody poo in a cup? Am I drinking pee or poo? No, no, no. No one did that, Allie. Well, we wouldn't do that to you.

And also, I believe, I'm not sure. That one is suspicious looking. This looks like pee. Vanessa, you helped put this together Ali, you're pregnant We wouldn't do anything to harm you Yeah, I Vanessa's such a bad liar

I know, right? You know I'm a bad liar, so you know that was the truth Yeah, do you think Vanessa, there's nothing in here that is not fit for human consumption, correct? Correct That does not say much Does one of them have that diarrhea parasite?

They're all tap water from Taco Bell It's lettuce water from Taco Bell So here's the question. Ken Alley, she said, you can watch this right now on YouTube if you want to see what these look like. Each one of them, because they're all in the Erewhon cups, so they all look fancy. I'll put it that way. Just these cups alone, these plastic cups, I think, are valued at $5. And what is this one with a lollipop inside?

Is that? I don't know. Let me see that one. What is that? That's a lemon slice. What are you calling a lollipop for? This is, do you think that Erewhon would make this? I don't know.

That looks like expensive water to me. It looks like a lollipop. It is a lollipop. It looks like a lemon on a stick. That's a dream. Look, once again, I would never spend $12 on a cup of ice water. Not going to do it. Well, you did, didn't you?

Yes, for this segment, I did. Yes, for this bit, I did spend it. How much did the people laugh at you when you bought this? I hated going in to get it. I hated that the people behind me said, are you really getting it? And I hated the fact that the guy that seemed cool that was selling it to me goes, are you sure you want that? And I said, I do, but it's not for me. and that was it.

And he looked at me, he's like, whatever. And then, because I didn't want to come across like a total loser, I said, Ann, let me get some chicken tenders. Because they had chicken tenders, and I spent $7 on two chicken tenders, which, by the way, half the price of this cup of water. So think about that for just a second. And they taste good?

Yeah, they're chicken tenders. Not as good as Raising Cane's or whatever, but they're fine. Okay. So Allie's got the five cups. You want to go ahead and make this interesting? Sure. One of them is a $12 cup of water. The others all cost less than two cents to make.

So what is the bet? Because I am going to say that you will not be able to do it. I think I'll be able to do it. And if I can do it, I want you to buy me this water every day. No. Every day for what? It's $12. Indefinitely.

No. This water. I'm going to tell you right now that the Erewhon water is infused one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. nine different things, including some sort of special ice cubes that I think came from a glacier or something. Okay, if I do this right, I want you to stop working out. No more protein.

You're off it. You're off it for at least a month. And creatine. I'll stop. I'll happily stop working out. I wasn't going to work out anyway. It's too hot. You can't stop. Yeah, I can stop. I'll stop. Hey, that's what addicts say. I'll stop right now. I can stop. Do 50 push-ups and think about it.

Is that the bet you want to do? I'm going to let you bet whatever you want, but you have to put up something as well if you're not able to do it. Five cups of water in front of Allie. One of them is the most expensive cup of ice water ever on a day. It's very important that you stay hydrated. I want... Two of the things Vanessa just told me in my ear

would be harmful to an unborn fetus. What? I don't know which cup it's in, though. Well, I have to drink out of all the cups. What does it matter what cup it's in? A little sip shouldn't matter, though, Vanessa, right? Little sips? Little sips.

Where are you getting this information? The scientists. The scientists. The scientists. That's right. We contacted scientists, as you know. All right. Whenever you're ready.

All right. No, no. Okay. You'll be fine. Everyone says you'll be fine. I'm going to start with the clear one. All right. This is a clear.

Looks like a clear cup of water. Oh, Allie's making a weird face. Okay, that's water with some kind of a flavoring in it. It's very strong. That cannot be Erewhon. Why do you say that? Because it's way too sweet. It seems like it was thrown together, like it's got a flavor packet or electrolytes or some kind of a weird powder that's now dissolved.

So you don't think that could possibly be a $12 cup of water? No, way too sweet. Gross. All right. That was the pee. No, I'm just kidding. That person is... That person has a UTI.

All right, this is the second cup of water. Allie is now holding up and drinking it. All right, this is the one that kind of looks like pee, but tastes like tea. So it's got a tea-infused thing going on, which could be an Erewhon contender. Because I do remember, I think there is some jasmine tea or some kind of tea infused in the water. Once again, it's being marketed as a $12 cup of ice water. I think they have a name for it, too. It's called Sacred Water.

That's right. this next one Allie's picking up is pink looking in color. She's also making a weird face. That's some other powder that someone found in a drawer. That's a drawer powder you're saying. And once again, Allie doesn't know water because she's cheap and doesn't pay anything. Now she's drinking the fourth one

now. The fourth one also looks kind of like a What in the God's name is that taste? That is feet. I think it's water and feet. One of the cups was filled after someone got a pedicure on the show. If that is the Erewhon water, I don't know what we're doing here. This one?

Okay. That's the fourth one you drank. Let me just double check. I know which one is which. You've eliminated number one already, you think? It's not one. Okay, I just eliminated one. She said the pink one tastes like drawer powder.

The second one tastes good. It tastes like a really yummy, like, water infused with tea. So that is my number one contender. If it's this last one that I had, that is the most disgusting water I've ever tasted. And if anyone's paying any money for that, they need to be institutionalized. All right. You have one more cup there. This is the one that has the lemon on a stick in it.

And she's sipping this one now. She made fun of the fact that it looks like a lollipop is floating in the water, but now she is having a sip. And that one also has a slight tinge of yellowness to it. But she's sipping this one. That's the fifth water. Allie's tried five waters to stay hydrated. It's very important. Pregnant people, old people stay hydrated.

This one has the most flavor to it. I taste a few different things. I can taste a little bit of lemon. I can taste a little bit of, like, botanicals. You know? I think this might be it. Allie is, just so you know, people on the text line saying that you look beautiful. Watching Allie sip water and do that thing with her lips.

I find very sexy. I may be into preggos now, someone says. So look at this. Allie is drinking her fifth cup now. Yeah, I think you may have put this in here to try and throw me off, whatever this lemon sucker thing is. Why do you think I have lemons on sticks floating around at my place? Well, what is this? I don't know.

Once again, all I do... There's no way it came with this. Listen, you've now tried all the waters. I feel like some people are able to guess successfully just on appearance alone. Which one would you like to eliminate immediately? I'm immediately eliminating the clear water and the pink water. All right, pink and clear out. Am I at least right about those?

You have eliminated two. The first one you eliminated was K-Rock tap water with a Splenda packet in it. That's what it was. You eliminated that. The second one you eliminated, the pink one, had one of those electrolyte packets that was found at the drawer here with K-Rock in it. And that was also water. So, you are successful so far. Now, you're down to three options.

One of them is the $12 cup of water. I'm eliminating this one that I think is just water with a little tea in it. Allie's eliminating the one that she believes to be just water with a tea bag soaking in it. That one is also not Erewhon. That was made here with a bag of Lipton tea seeping in a cup of tap water from the bathroom. On grossest of the taps. But it's been sitting in the fridge and chilling for the last hour. Was any of this from a toilet?

One of them was, yes. Not bad. Down to two now. She's trying one. One is giving her a very bad gag reflex. And she doesn't like it. Oh, my God. I think this is it.

You think the gross one that's making you gag is the $12 cup of water? Yes, I do. Really? Yes, because it's got like a coconut-y taste. It also has, like there's too many tastes happening at once. It's not a good commercial for it, if that's it. It's just terrible. And then the last one you claim has got a nice lemon taste to it.

Like this I like. This has a really nice taste, actually. And I'm just wondering if Erewhon would overdo it with this horrible, overpriced, bad-tasting $12 water, or if they would actually make something that's decent. I'm still going to go with the gross one. You think the gross one is the $12 cup of water? I think the gross one is the $12 cup of water. All right, the one that you couldn't decide between,

the one that you liked was actually, once again, from the tap at K-Rock, flavored with a lollipop soaking in it for 12 hours. That's a 12-hour lollipop soak. I told you it was a lollipop. Where'd you get this lollipop? I don't know. Everything was found here at K-Rock and free.

The cup that you found to be the grossest, you are correct. That is the organic coconut water, organic jasmine tea, organic raw honey, organic holy basil, organic AC hot pop pop, organic green cardamom, organic white grape juice, and organic coconut milk. Too much. Which all makes it what it is, a $12 cup of sacred water. So, Allie, you are successful. You have picked it, and you look disgusted by it. And that is the $12 cup you poured out.

I mean, do you want to taste this? It tastes horrible. Not really. No, not after you drink out of it. Oh, come on. Now it's got herpes in it. Now it's herpy water. Do the other side of the cup.

So you don't like it. Jake, you want to come in and try it? No, I don't, but you should. No way. I'm going to try the herp water. Forget that. Come on, that's what I want as my present. No, no, I'll do whatever you...

Come on. I'm going to actually... You know what, Allie? I'm going to go with your original. I'm going to buy you a cup of that every day, and you're going to drink it. No! That's what you wanted.

That's what you wanted. I don't want this anymore. Congratulations. You get what you want. Every day, you'll start your day with us. Hey, Rock. We are calling Ellie's show. We'll get into some ADD news in just a moment and then be ready to call.

I'll remind you of the numbers. Perhaps you're a brand-new listener, never called before, figured what's the point. I won't win. I've never won a thing in my life. I love talking to first-time winners, and that could be you coming up for Disneyland tickets, 800-520-1067. Not now, but in about five minutes or the second we're done with this. Grab your Adderall.

It's time for ADD news. We talk about this every year, and it never seems to happen, but another move has been made to eliminate daylight saving time. This time it was passed in the House. The Sunshine Protection Act was passed in a 308 to 117 vote. Now, what does that mean? Right now, it means nothing. Next, it needs to go to the Senate, and it's unclear whether it's going to pass there or not. if you're keeping track about four years ago the senate passed something similar but then the house

never voted on it so it's essentially ping-ponged back and forth for years just like the clocks but this time they insist that it be voted on as soon as possible and if that passes it would have to go to trump's desk and he has called for both daylight saving time to be eliminated and for it to be made permanent. So clearly, just like us, he has no idea how it works. So the idea would be that maybe Omar's the only guy that could speak to this with any level of intelligence.

But if they were to vote this, then things stay the way they are now or... That's correct. The way they are right now. Because we're in spring forward. Right, exactly. And you get a little bit more daylight in the evening. Stay in the spring forward. Yes. But people who oppose it

say you're forgetting about all the darkness that would happen in the winter. But people insist that it would be better for our health, it would be better for the economy, better all around. And for us Uggos, darkness is our friend. Oh, yeah. I would like to figure out a way to make more darkness. And it's weird because I've gotten used to driving to work in the dark. And driving to work when there's any daylight, I'm like, whoa, whoa, what's going on here?

I don't like the sun coming up. I know it's better for our circadian rhythm or whatever. Circadian. What is it? Circadian rhythm. A cicada is a giant disgusting thing. Yeah, but that's part of it, right? I think it is.

Only once every seven years I feel normal. That's my circadian rhythm. That's a circadian rhythm. But the point is, I think that there is some issue where, I know everyone says it was for the farmers, and the farmers say, don't blame us, we don't need it. So now, what are we doing it for? And that's why it's constantly being talked about. If every time they switch the clocks, they claim that's when people have more heart attacks, and that's when people get more car accidents. It seems like every day it's like the purge whenever there's daylight.

So just get rid of it. I know. It seems like a no-brainer, but then it continuously just. The reason I'm going to tell you why they're going to get rid of it is because it's going to be one of those stories that we all tell. Like the day it finally happened. First of all, that'll be like a raging event. I hope it's like a big party. But I think that it's going to be one of those things like when my parents will tell me about things that used to happen in their day.

And I'm like, shut up, Grandpa. That's going to be us. We used to change the clocks twice a year. And they're like, you loser. Yeah, I mean, it sounds like such an old-timey thing. You know, I do feel... We had to accommodate the roosters, mating season. Don't you feel, though, if we did keep it, that we never got that hour back?

Like, we sprung forward, and the fallback is like, oh, I got the hour back. And we never got it back. That hour of our lives is just gone. So give us the hour, and then we'll switch, and then we'll keep that one. That's what I think. I don't care. It doesn't matter to me, because I don't even know the difference. I never know what time it is anyway, ever anyway.

Well, and with our iPhones, it really, like, you just wake up and it feels like, you just feel more grumpy and you don't know why. Yeah, that's it. Summer always feels a little extra fun when you can find yourself on a boat. And as far as boats go, I believe the pontoon boat to be the tamest, chillest boat experience that you can get. If a buddy ever says, hey, I got a boat, and you're like, yeah, and then you show up and it's a pontoon, it's like a little yes of a yeah. I mean, it's still fun, though. You're, like, pitter-pattering around. It's way better, dude.

Pontoon boat? Partying with all your buddies You want a speedboat Some of those things Have grills on them And stuff Yeah It's gotta be

It's gotta be a good pontoon I've been on a I've been on a real Crappy pontoon before And it's not like Nearly as much fun The speedboats What are you gonna do

Drive 80 on the water I do agree That the speedboat Is overrated It's like wow This one goes so fast And remember we went fast On a speedboat

And I was like We were like holding on For dear life I was like this is not enjoyable That's fun No it wasn't We were just bouncing around Holding on for dear life

Get all that water in your face? It's exhilarating. That was a fun ride. That was the best boat ride ever. Oh my god, my hair was like... Yeah, alright, well you're not fun then. So you should get a canoe or a kayak like in the herpes commercial. I do love a good kayak and I have an inflatable one.

So this morning there is actually a tragic pontoon boat situation. Now I feel bad that I made fun of pontoons. You should have started with that. Yeah, well this was a pontoon boat. It was actually a multi-level pontoon boat. It had three levels. Did it have a slide too?

I don't know if it had a slide. There's a couple of different reports. So this thing capsized. It was in the Bay Area. It was going from, it was between the bridge and Alcatraz. So right in that main sweet spot area. And it capsized. It was taking on water.

There was some report that there was a fire on the boat. So in that case, there would have been a grill or something. But I guess when they arrived, they couldn't tell that there was any kind of fire. But there were 20 people on the boat. they were able to rescue most of them but one person died and they're still looking for three people. They have like submarine crews down there

trying to find them right now. How much do you guys think a pontoon boat costs? I just looked up pontoon boats for sale. They start like at $18,000 but I mean I'm sure they go up to like $100,000. I didn't realize this guys but we could be boat people for the low

low cost. Oh wait a minute I thought that was $1,200. Never mind it's $12,000. But still that's not that much. I mean... Hold on. Let me see what this one looks like for under $4,000. No, but those, they come with crappy-ass motors. You need one with a good motor.

This one, Allie... A pontoon, though? Do you? We could buy this fishing pontoon for $539.99. It has one seat. Fishing pontoon? There it is. Is that where one of the seats is, like, elevated on one of those poles?

Like, one of those? No, that's just one of those... Is that, like, an inflatable? Anytime you see a guy on a lake on one of those, you're like, that's just a creepy old fisherman. Yeah, but that's a pontoon. We could be pontoon lovers. That's technically called a pontoon boat? Fishing pontoon boat.

Huh. It's got, it looks like a... So what makes a pontoon a pontoon? That thing doesn't even have a deck. I think it's got to have the inflatable. I think what makes it a pontoon is the... Is that it floats? That's every boat.

No, the inflatable parts. Yeah, the long cylinder things or whatever underneath it. Right, that's the difference between like a boat. We're not boat people, so we don't know the answer to this. All I know is my uncle spent $200 on a boat thinking that he was going to turn it into this incredible experience, and he just got rid of it. Because he spent thousands of dollars trying to fix it and regretted every minute of it. I would love someone to play this conversation to a bunch of rich people that all own their own yachts.

And be like, here's how the other 99% of people talk about boats. So we've talked about rave culture making a weird change. It's not just at nightclubs anymore. There are raves happening at coffee shops. There are kids' raves happening. And now Dave & Buster's is throwing their own rave series called Rave & Buster's. It is a new rave series tour that they're embarking on. It is kicking off at the end of July, July 30th in Honolulu.

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