Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Jake's New Dating Profile, Audacy or Odyssey and MORE

Episode Date: July 17, 2026

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Let's go! It's Friday! Hell yeah, just after 8 o'clock on a Friday morning. Lots to get to this hour, including a brand new game that Alley has been working on called Odyssey or Odyssey. Is it a review? Reviews of the amazing Odyssey movie that everyone says is the greatest thing that's ever been put on the big screen, or this company that we work for, spelled differently but pronounced the same, Odyssey.

And Alley, why don't you give us a tease right now so people can start to get ready for the big game. Do you think this was written about our company or about the new movie Odyssey? It is a hot mess express. That could be either, but I'm going to assume because this movie seems to be universally loved by everyone who's seen it.

I don't even know what it's about. I just know that it's apparently a masterpiece. You don't know the story of the Odyssey? I know the story of the original Odyssey. Yeah, that's what it is. Oh. Well, in that case, the hot mess express has to be about this company.

That's correct. Okay, I believe it. So we'll get to that game a little bit later this hour. And also we said Disneyland tickets in your future as well. We have that to get to yesterday. What about they have achieved something I admittedly thought was near impossible and has changed the entertainment industry forever. Definitely not this company.

Oh, I was going to say us for sure. That's got to be the movie Odyssey, I would think. That's correct. All right, well, anyway, we got that game coming up later this hour. A chance for you to win some of this limited edition Klein Alley Show merch that you're currently looking at right now on YouTube. Welcome if you're listening and streaming or maybe you're listening to this after the fact on a podcast. Thank you regardless.

This person wanted to leave a message about something that happened on yesterday's show. Hey, what's up, guys? Just finished today's episode. I just had a call in for the first time specifically for that part today where Klein was talking about his imposter dentist or doctor, whoever that guy was, trying to show him his penis. And, yeah, it was probably the hardest I've ever laughed. I don't know. It's just me. No one tried to show me their penis.

Allie was joking that this dentist I'm going to that may select me for this very exclusive opportunity That's your next appointment. to have my mouth pried open. Allie assumed that this was, it was not a sexual thing. Maybe it's just me, but that was so funny. Allie just poking jokes, and then when Jake said the ball gag thing, that just threw me over the top.

Yeah, how do you guys know that was hilarious? Keep it up, Incline. Yeah, let us know if you get quote-unquote selected for this scam. Yeah, I love you guys. Before you all have a laugh, Allie, I will let you know that the actual dentist left the message on the GOAT line as well. Oh, good. You heard from him. I've been going to.

He sees me before the show to see if I'm qualified for this limited edition special snore treatment. Hey, Klein, it's me, your new dentist. Just wanted to go over your results. They might be hard to swallow over the phone, and you might not want to go down that road. But, again, it's a mouthful. but I'm going to go slow and I really want to finish this conversation

face to face so let me know again it's something we can go down and review but anyways I want to see you soon and fellatio salad

that's not a real dentist every legitimate doctor or dentist calls the goat line that's the only way we get our medical advice on this show so anyway that guy's real I've not been selected yet for this

mouth opening procedure well you have to wait three days right that's the rule I gotta get my chi right we got lots to get into so thanks for starting your day with us

you can watch you can listen or you can change the station and regret it forever because we got tons of merch to give you this hour

and Evanescence tickets all coming up on KROQ KROQ we are Klein Alley Show in a moment we're gonna break down Jake's dating profile which we already did

and found out It's in terrible shape. So Allie took a shot. Allie and Vanessa worked together to put a female touch on it and give him a brand-new dating profile, which Jake will attempt to use. Meanwhile, Johnny also said, listen, I'm more in touch with what's going on in the dating world, even though I'm committed. You know, Johnny's got a girlfriend now.

But he said, I'm going to help Jake put a riz-tastic. I think he said riz. What did you say, Johnny? You said something. I don't even understand. You were going to riz up his profile or something? Jizz. A jug of jizz.

No, riz. I'm going to help share the riz with Jake. He's going to share Jake's riz or something. Is that why you put hashtag GLP1 gang in his profile? Stop blowing the world early. Wait. Yeah, wait until he premieres this. This will be happening in a moment.

So if you're single or perhaps you are thinking about your own dating profile now and thinking maybe it's not working the way you want it to, in a moment you're going to hear some pretty insightful information from Vanessa and Allie. By the way, did you and Vanessa get along when doing this or did you guys fight about it? Oh, no. You all agreed on everything? I think we're good, right, Vanessa? Yeah, we are good.

Vanessa, you think Jake has a better shot now than he did with his previous profile? Yes, but one of the photos, I know it was for comedy's sake. If I saw that photo, I'd be like, next. But I understand what we're doing here. Some girls like that. I don't. There's a few options here. That's a great tease.

We'll come back with that in just a moment. And if you want to get yourself some of this limited merch, I did say we'd kick off the hour by giving you some. So right now, if you are looking at this or listening, driving around, and you say to yourself, I could use a new hat and or shirt, the rule on the shirt is that you must prove that you've never been intimate with Jake the Nerd. And if you can prove that, we will give you one right now, 800-520-1067. And you can prove it by just telling us. And we've got two different colors. It's yellow and white. Jake, do you have a preference as to which one you like better, the I've never been intimate with?

I hate them both equally. Right. Well, I think they're great. They're awesome. And we'll come back, give one of those away, and then your chance to win all sorts of stuff, including these hats, when we get into the game, which will be later this hour.

So stick around. More show after this quick break on KROQ. I'm going to play your song in a moment. I know you want the music. Jennifer? Yes. What can we do for you? I have never been intimate with Jake the Nerd.

Okay, great. We don't know that. I believe we do. Play the odds on this one. Anything you'd like to say to prove that before we give you this shirt? I'm a gay butch chick. That should prove it enough. I'm a gay butch chick.

I made out with a big butch chick. Yeah, that doesn't mean Jake wouldn't have his way with you if he had the chance. None of these are off the table. No, I could take them. All right. Hold on one second. Even if he had a twin sister, I probably wouldn't hit it. Okay.

Well, Jake's got a thing for his own sister, so hold on one second. It's not true either. I'm going to give you one of those shirts. Hey, Grace, quickly as well, a lot of women are calling demanding what is the new must-have shirt of the summer. What's up, Grace? Hey. Yeah, I have not been intimate with Jake because I've been in rehab the entire time

I've lived in California. That sounds hot. Jake, shut up, you weirdo. Are you still in rehab now, or are you out? I'm out now. Congrats. All right, good for you. What about relapse?

Jake, shut up. We're going to send you a shirt, okay? All right. All right, you can wear this shirt proudly that you've never been intimate with Jake. Very excited about all of the people. Look at all these people. Wow, there's no shortage.

Every line, there's people that want to wear a shirt. And I get it. We can't give them all away. We can't blow our load just like Jay can give them all away right now. But we'll have more of them coming up in moments. And if you haven't won anything from us yet today, Disneyland tickets in about 30 minutes. And all of this new Klein Alley Show merch will be given away coming up later this hour as well. Right here on KROQ.

So, I've never been intimate with Jake. What a beautiful, beautiful message. That was the first time we heard that phrase. It was from the mom tender. It was on the GOAT line. and she wanted to make sure everyone knew loudly and proudly after a terrible rumor got started that maybe that was Jake's succulent girlfriend,

that she's just a regular listener of the show, and now her husband thinks that maybe she was having some sort of illicit affair with Jake, but that's not the case, and so we got these shirts made. In fact, please call the mom tender and make sure she gets one of these shirts because she was the inspiration

for the I've-never-been-intimate-with-Jake shirts, and Jake is sick and tired of being the laughingstock of the world of sex, and as a result... And the world at large. He's decided to give control of his dating profile to Allie and Vanessa because the one he was currently using, which was on Facebook dating, was not going well for him, and he got banned because he was the most aggressive swiper in the history of Facebook.

I got banned for a day. I had to calm down. And then it did result, even after looking at his profile, I can't believe he matched with anybody, but he did even match with somebody, and then the date didn't go well. So we definitely need to throw out the original profile and start over. And she was hot, too, supposedly. According to Jake, she was hot.

But he forced her to go to one of his hard rock shows, and she wanted no part of it. And she probably even said that to him, but he doesn't listen because he's so stubborn. Yeah, and he just wants to take any girl to do what he already planned on doing. There's no thought into what she might like. Right, there's zero thought. Or finding something a little more neutral and then leaning into the things that you like doing. Who was the girl you left in the hospital when you went to that Tool concert? It wasn't Tool.

It was Nightish Nails. And she wasn't in the hospital. She just got out of the hospital. That was my ex. So we've picked a few new pictures. And mainly, all of the pictures on your Instagram are of you with your dog. We need like one with your dog. Maybe two.

But if you have every single picture with your dog, it looks like you're a weird dog freak. That's what I am. But, Allie, don't you think, though, that when he shows up on the date and he is going to have the dog with him because he – Jake, you bring the dog out on first dates, obviously. I take it everywhere. Right. So don't you think that that already is going to be... Yeah, but at least try and cover it up a little bit with your charm

and let them figure it out for themselves that he's a weird dog freak. They're not even going to give... Have you met Jake? Yeah, but they're not even... There's no ounces of charm there. There's so much charm. There's no charm. There's no charm.

I'm with Omar. I know, but at least if you're having a conversation with somebody already, you got them in person. Like, if you put it all in your profile, no one's even going to go on a date with you. Right, Vanessa? If someone... Correct.

Sorry, I was going through the door. Vanessa jumped out a window of the building. I mean, it was too many pictures with the dog, right? Yeah, like, girls like dogs, trust me. But just give me two. No, not you. Am I yelling? Yes.

Sorry, not all the photos. Like, come on, buddy. Give me... But I'm just... Give me just a glimpse of your other life. But here's the thing. Everyone is experienced at this point. You meet someone...

You look at someone's dating profile and the actual version of that person who shows up is nothing, either doesn't look like them or everything that you thought because they put a profile together just to get you and then that's not them. The fact that Jake has every picture with this dog I think is at least honest

because he is going to show up on the first date wearing a dog and I think a lot of women are going to be like, oh my God, what is that about? I'm interested in what you think, Vanessa, because I know you've been catfished before and a lot of people present something different online than they are in real life.

But in Jake's case, I feel like he should bend the truth a little. Yeah, just to help you out, buddy. To get you some matches. Just a few matches. Jake, before Allie breaks down what they've done to your profile, and then Johnny's going to give you his input as well. Vanessa, true or false, when you banged the chef in the car in the parking lot.

That didn't happen. Do you remember I shared that on a vacation? He was not wearing a dog, correct? Well, allegedly, no. Right. Just saying, the proof is in the pudding right there. Vanessa's date showed up no dog, and she had sex with him right there in the car parking lot. That's not true.

He wasn't right there. Jake, if it meant that you were going to have a long-term girlfriend and regular sex, would you leave the dog home every once in a while? I don't know. I didn't think about it. I mean, you have to broaden your horizons a little bit. I think that there aren't as many people who are okay with somebody having their dog with them at all times, 100% of the time. I don't know.

Well, then you're not okay with me. So, some of the pictures I chose. We're going to have to get a lot more of these shirts made. The one I chose of him with the dog, he's just, the dog's on his lap. It's not in a backpack or anything. Whoa, how fat is he in that picture? No, I actually asked AI to make him a little more muscular and attractive. What?

Oh, AI did that? Yeah. It made me fat. Wow. Well, no, it's muscle. No, he looks like one sandwich away from being overweight. Okay, well, he looks skinny in this other one that I picked, which is him, I think, maybe 20 years ago. Yeah, that's a good picture.

But it's a good picture. What is this picture from? You're holding a license plate? He's holding a license plate at Washington State Alumni Hall of Fame. Is that when you were in college, Jake, this picture? No, that was during the Apple Cup, maybe 2020, 2021. See, he looks good in this picture. That's only five years ago?

Look how put together he looks. He looks like just a cool guy, right? Well, he's got sleeves on his shirt, which is nice. He's not wearing flip-flops. Yeah. This third one is him in his work environment, but I asked AI again to make him more muscular and shirtless. Oh, wow.

And he is rather sweaty, but this is the one that Vanessa and I don't agree on. There are some people that are going to like this photo and some people wouldn't like it. I think that women will be mostly turned off by that. I mean, I think they would say, wow, he's got a good body, but also why would he be sitting shirtless in the workplace? So I think that's a good question to ask.

It does look fake. It's a conversation starter. That's exactly what it is. Why are you such a weirdo? No, it's a conversation starter for sure, because if a girl sees some naked guy sitting behind a radio mic... They're like, what's the story? Yeah, she's going to be like, first of all, what's radio?

And then she's going to be like, what the hell? Why is he sweaty and just sitting behind the desk? Yeah, so I also think you should change your work description to just a podcast producer. I think we should take radio out of it completely. Isn't that worse? Podcast producer? Yeah, Jake's right. But it's more normal, though, in L.A. in 2026.

I think so, too. People have made up jobs like that all the time. The best thing Jake has going for him is that he has K-Rock on his profile. Yeah, podcast producer. It's like saying you have herpes. Podcast producer is the model. Everyone has herpes, too. But that really is like, you know, you come to L.A. and someone's like, oh, I'm a producer.

Oh, what have you produced? Well, we're working on an entrepreneur. Podcast producer is like in that same category now. It means nothing. Vanessa listed his hobbies as going to concerts, bars, and reading, which I think is a good one because he read a book once, and women find reading hot. So I think that's a good thing to put on his profile

other than like his other hobbies, which are just asking for butter at restaurants. Now, there's also prompts on your Bumble profile that you can finish the prompt. Like, if I had a superpower, it would be blah. You know, you can pick different things. We'll get along if, you know, we can add his thing. Like, if you think Bucky's is a gas station.

Oh, right. I see. You know, you can put, like, a funny response. What do you think your superpower would be, Jake? Freeze time. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's dope, man. You can rob any bank, get away from anybody, and you'd be sick.

You'd never be late again. It'd be awesome. I mean, I think he's got to talk about your... All right, we'll skip that one. Explosive ass is probably the better superpower. No, I already have that superpower. I quote too much from? Himself.

When he tries to say things. Yeah, or like movies. Like, isn't there a movie that you quote a lot? Yeah, there's a lot of movies I quote. Disneyland. He says Disneyland a lot. Oh, yeah. He quotes Bulletproof.

I quote too much from Jake Shack Baines. And I quote too much from Star Wars. Well, here's one that I thought would be good. My personal hell is, and I thought you could put, like, the airport, LAS. This bit. Because it's kind of true, you know, that he doesn't like the airport, but who does? Right. You know, so it's like bending the truth a little.

Yeah, you want to be relatable with women, so they go, I also hate the airport. This guy's for me. Yeah, I'm a real nerd about, I thought you could put music, just because he is a bit of a music nerd, and some girls might find that hot, even though they don't know what kind of music. How about the fact that he plays Magic the Gathering with children? Yeah, I was going to say, and in quotation marks, and Magic the Gathering. But I guess that's the kind of stuff you hide from the dating profile.

I rarely play with children. Well, guys, we can't be on, like, if we were to say my summer in three words, and we put tubes, breakups, and diarrhea, no one's going to swipe on that. No, you're right. Let's find out. But that's fine, though, because it's relatable, because a lot of girls nowadays, they have IBS, too. So if Jake says he's got IBS, they're bonding over having poop problems. Yeah, so, I mean, Johnny's profile upgrade is very short and sweet.

It just says, cool job, drug-friendly, 700 credit score, 8 inches and thick. Do you have a 700 credit score, Jake? I have no idea. He does now. I don't even have $700. Never mind. Delete that. Loyal, cool job.

If date goes well, then Del Taco on me. Hashtag GLP1 gang. Dog stays on during sex. I got to say. I got to say, Johnny's is a better profile. Looking for something casual, but not opposed to the next step. I think that's good. Johnny, I think you slayed this profile.

Interests are baddies, especially when their names end with a. Kendrick Lamar, drugs, beer, and my dog. Jake, do you know anything from Kendrick Lamar? Yeah, I do a karaoke song of his sometimes. Don't say that. And he says, which one? Count me out. The one with tons of N-words in it?

No, it actually has no N-words. Yeah, take out some. I had Jake take a shirtless photo of himself in the production office. It's getting angry. It's sexy, bro. I mean, honestly, thank you for the compliments. I feel like I did a really great job with Jake right here. Jake, I think you guys got to post both profiles and see what gets more likes.

I agree. Yeah, we'll just see. I mean, there's no way. That your current profile could be better than either of these. Yeah, your current profile is the worst one. So I think that at least let's go ahead and give this a shot. Can I take these and make slight changes? No, what would you want to change?

Well, just lots of stuff, actually, but I'll only change a couple things. Why don't you try it out like this? You obviously are not having any success doing it your way. You let us take it over. Try it Johnny's way and try it Vanessa and Ali's way. You guys are making it something just, like, mean and bad. Like, that AI photo, I just look like an idiot. Does it mean to say, Jake, you're eight inches and thick?

Bro, I don't want to lie. That's not a lie. Oh, my God. Hey, Amanda on KROQ, let's get an actual female's perspective here. Go ahead, Amanda. Sorry, Allie. No, don't do that person. All right.

That's fine. Sweet Tibbits. Hi, Sweet Tibbits. What's up? I just wanted to come on and say that Jake with his dog 24-7, And some people would find that cool. I think that's cool. Like, I love dogs.

Yeah, but even if you love dogs, if the person you were dating had the dog on his person in a backpack almost all the time, wouldn't that eventually, that would be okay with you? That'd be okay with me. I mean, I wouldn't have a dog like that. So then I guess, but the percentage has got to be low, right? I mean, it's got to be like 1% to 2%. The percentage is definitely low. and the percentage is definitely low for Jake.

Right, that's a good point. Add that to the dating profile. All right, so let's post them both. We'll see if you get any bites this weekend. If you'd like to play a little game with us right now inspired by the new blockbuster Odyssey, a name that is very similar to our company's name, which is Odyssey.

You can play a game and win some of this limited edition merch. Call now, play next. K-Rock line, Alicia. We'd like to believe that we are a successful program, but apparently nothing is more successful than the movie that has just come out called Odyssey. So much so that some of the theaters are showing no seats available for a 6 a.m. showing of this film. It is that good, supposedly, that everyone is saying it is the greatest Odyssey ever.

Meanwhile, we work at a company that owns K-Rock. We've talked about the app before. It is called Odyssey, spelled with an A. A-U-D-A-C-Y, just in case you weren't sure how to spell it. Because it's audio. Oh, that's why? I didn't even know that until just now. And they explained it when they talked about the many business names they came up with. So we're going to read you reviews right now.

Here's how the game works. And we're either going to read you a review that is about Odyssey, the film that is out now in theaters and everyone loves it, or it's about this company or our app, the Odyssey app. And if you can figure out which Odyssey it's about, just like that, you win. And you get your pick of these brand new Klein Alley Show hats. You can pick which one you want. I don't know how many we have of each, but you can get a Make Allie Fat Again Maffa hat.

You can get a Sweet Divots hat, or you can go with a 323 Tip Bowlie hat. The choice is yours. It's time now for the game Odyssey or Odyssey. Could be the most difficult or easiest game you've ever played. We start with Claudia in Anaheim. Good morning to Claudia. Welcome to KROQ. Hi, Claudia.

Good morning, Sweet Dibs. Sweet Dibs to you. Allie, why don't you go ahead and read her the first one? Shout out to my fingers. Nice. That's right. Shout out to everyone watching along on YouTube right now. Here we go, Allie.

Read the first review. I do not get it. Seems like they care less and less about quality and more and more about making money. Okay. Is that about Odyssey, our parent company, or is that about the new film, Odyssey, in theaters now? It's definitely the new film.

She thinks that's about the new film. That review is about Odyssey, the company. Oh, no. Not about the movie. I'm sorry. I didn't know our company cared about making money. It doesn't seem like it. According to this reviewer, they're also forcing loyal fans to drink from an endless cup of mediocrity.

Oh, man. That really does sum up this company. All right. Well, 0 for 1. I thought this game would be easy, but we move on. It's a game called Odyssey or Odyssey. Who's the guy who directed this? Christopher Nolan.

Christopher Nolan. That guy only does good stuff, apparently, and they say this is his masterpiece. They say it's his best work, and Oppenheimer was the last movie he did, which also won a ton of awards. We say hi now to Michael in Costa Mesa. Couldn't get through it.

Michael in Costa Mesa. Good morning and welcome to Odyssey or Odyssey, a review about the new movie in theaters now or this company we work for on a daily basis. Go ahead. Once again, Allie, we'll read you the review. A master class in excellence. It's awe-inducing, breathtaking, and impeccably executed,

filled with soul-shattering talent and standout craftsmanship. It's got to be this company, right? I want to say it's the terrible Odyssey app. You think that was a review written about the Odyssey app? Is that the movie Odyssey or the company Odyssey? The choice is yours now, Michael. yeah uh i think this is gonna this game is not difficult do you have an answer i think he's using the app to call us right now

which is why it keeps cutting out sadly we can't even hear his answer because it's uh i'd say that's sadly an 0 for 2 for us as we move on now to christina a master class in excellence do you You think anyone ever said that about the Odyssey app? No way. Christina Riverside, we've had no winners in the game Odyssey or Odyssey, which seems impossible, but yet here we are. So here we go. Ali's going to read you another review.

Is it the Christopher Nolan movie that's going to bring in a billion dollars and everyone says it's one of the finest things everyone put on the big screen, or the company we work for and the app that they put on that is glitchy on a regular basis? Okay, here's your next review. A hot mess express. They just don't care anymore, using manipulative tactics to get you to buy in. But then there's no substance, only relentless focus on getting more dollars. Is that Odyssey or Odyssey?

What do you think? I think it's Odyssey. The movie or the company? No, the company. The company. Yeah, I know those Nolans like to make money, but I feel like she's probably right. She is right. That was actually a review of somebody who worked here.

Oh, wow. And called it the hot mess. Oh, really? Yeah. They used to work here and they wrote a review after they left? Yes. That's hilarious. All right, congratulations.

You've won a limited edition Klein Alley Show hat. Would you like the Make Alley Fat Again Mafa, the Sweet Divots, or the 323 Tip Bully hat? Sweet Divots. Sweet Divots is yours. She's getting her very own Sweet Divots hat. Congratulations. Wear it proudly. Let me see.

I had a Julio right now. Odyssey or Odyssey? Hey, Julio, here we go. Listen closely. A crowning achievement from one of the greatest living artists of our time. Oh, that's easy. It's the movie. Thank God.

I was really... You guys are getting it. Finally figuring out the game. It's the movie. Only took us a few. Congrats. You're getting your own hat. You want a Maffa Make Ali Fat Again, a 323 Tip Boli, or a Sweet Divots hat?

Make Ali Fat Again. Oh, that's the one I'm wearing right now. It's a good choice. Moffa hat. Enjoy it. Wear it proudly. All right, we go to one final contestant now. In the game Odyssey or Odyssey.

And we say hi to Will in Los Angeles, California. Ali's reading a real-life review that's been written online somewhere. Is it about Odyssey, our company, or our terrible app? Or is it about the film, the master class, the achievement known as Odyssey? I will say this one is a little bit difficult. Okay, here we go, Will. I was left weeping in my seat. We leave it feeling that we've been to hell and back, exhilaratingly so.

Man, that is the feeling I get with the app, for sure. Will, is that Odyssey or the movie? He says the movie. That's correct. Congratulations. You have figured it out. Which one of these hats would you like, the Klein Alley Show hat? Would you want a 3-2-3 tip bully, a Make Alley Fat Again, or a Sweet Divot?

I mean, I want to make Ali fat again, but I got to go with Sweet Divot. All right. You got a Sweet Divotette coming up your way. I wonder if that'll be the most popular. Hold on one second. Client overbearing and rushed with no leadership. Oh, man. I think that's the motto, isn't it?

The motto of our company. Isn't that our company crest right there? Other than a rare triumph that respects its audience and challenges them emotionally. That would be the film. I'm in complete awe of what entertainment is capable of. It's definitely not this company. We've got to take a break. We'll be back in a moment.

Also, just a reminder, download the Odyssey app. It's available for free at the Odyssey store. Excuse me, at any of your apps. The Odyssey store. They do have a stupid company store called the Odyssey store. We can buy crap that no one wants. But anyway, regardless, hold on one second. Hey, we're back in a second.

If you didn't win and you're feeling jealous, don't worry because we have a four-pack of Disneyland tickets for you in about 10 minutes. So be ready to call and claim those after this. K-Rock, Klein Alley Show. The song was for Team England. We'll be playing in the loser game, which is happening tomorrow. And then, of course, your World Cup finals on Sunday. Alley, we'll get into some news.

Then we've got Disneyland tickets for you. I just made a bit of a wardrobe change. I'm feeling pretty good in my new shirt of the summer. You're an I-have-never-been-intimate-with-Jake shirt. I'm wearing the white one. Johnny's got the yellow one on. It looks great on you. It feels great.

I'm proud to tell the world I've never been intimate with Jake. A lot of people are walking through the halls wearing these shirts now. So they are catching fire. We'll give you a chance to win them coming up from us. But first, your news. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. It'll all be over soon.

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I'm from New York! Oh, no. I'm from the home of the Derwish. Yes, I'm from New York! New York! Let the world hear that. I'm from New York! New York!

That's about Joe for you, folks. He can't even... It's not like the lyrics are hard. No, no, no, no. He can't do them. He can't keep up. You know, that's a guy whose tongue got too fat, I think. That's where you're headed if you're not careful.

I'm ready. Gustavo Dudamel will also be performing. He's the music director of the L.A. Philharmonic. So all of the fancy Europeans out there can also enjoy some good music. Jennifer Hudson will also be singing the national anthem, which seems ridiculous because neither team is American. Yeah, but it's happening in America, so you probably get all three anthems. By the way, you mentioned Chris Martin. Happy anniversary today to the Coldplay cheating couple.

Oh, yeah, the Coldplay couple. One year ago today, that dominated our feeds. And one year ago, they got caught cheating at that Coldplay show. I wonder how their lives are going. I think one of them did a sit-down with Oprah recently, and she said, not great. The other guy's probably plowing. I think that's definitely plowing, a different assistant at this point. Tom Cruise is also slated to make a special appearance at the World Cup.

So we'll see if he repels in or what happens there. There's a lot of thoughts about the World Cup and a lot of people that are saying that, you know, Vanessa's taking too much heat for being a bandwagoner during this. The message is for Vanessa, you can be a fan of football, but to claim that Conn and Allie are bandwagoning and everything when you can't even name a couple of the players on the Columbia national team says a lot. If you want to know more about the game, just look it up.

Just Google it. But don't claim that people are bandwagoners. That's all I got. Yeah, well, I'm going to be watching the finals of the sportsbook in Vegas because I'm a gambler. I'm going to love soccer when I'm gambling on it. Yeah, it's going to be good. You still think you're going to be there? Nope.

Okay. You're letting go of that dream. No, I have, I would say, a 30% chance. Yeah. Amazon has proved that we have no problem dropping our loyalty to any store or brand just to save $4 on a plunger. But would you change your habits if you knew that they were going to charge you more during the holidays? They've announced increases to their, quote, holiday fulfillment. So they're going to do holiday fulfillment fees.

You'll be charged more during the months of October through January. So if for something small, it's not a big difference. Like for, say, a phone case, it's normally $249, but it would go up to $268. But if you buy something big like a TV, it's many dollars more. So it will start influencing the decisions that you make during the holidays. Will it be kind of the new Santa Claus this year, or will that start to change? And this is also on top of the new 3.5% fuel and logistics surcharge that they're putting on. So if you start adding up these little lines that they're putting in there, you start going, wait a minute, how much am I really saving?

Why don't I just go to Best Buy and get a TV? Yeah, because we're lazy. Or Walmart delivers, and I think Target does too now. Yeah, a lot of other websites are now doing same-day delivery, so there's more competition as they continue to raise their prices. Amazon will sometimes say to me, would you like to be a better citizen of Earth and wait another 11 minutes? And I'll put this in the same box as the other thing that's coming. I said, nope, I'll take it now. Thank you very much.

It's terrible we get the choice to wait, even if I'm not around. I'm like, I want it there ASAP. Now, right now. ASAP. And then RIP to the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2. She died. Oh, she did? Yes, Brenda Fricka.

I think that's her name. Brenda Fricker, I'm sorry. She was so hot. She was a hottie. She died at 81 years old. She is an Oscar-winning actress. She won an Oscar for her role in My Left Foot alongside Daniel Day-Lewis. But, of course, everyone knows her as the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2.

And there was an interview that she did a few years ago where she talked about Christmas and that she doesn't like it and said, I would be lying if I said it would be a nice and happy Christmas. I'm old and I live alone and it can be very dark. I know that you're wondering why is Allie picking this story to report on in the ADD News, but as you know, this is Allie's celebrity doppelganger. So, the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2. You mean the Goonies lady?

No. That's another one of her celebrity doppelgangers. She's got a few. Anytime a doppelganger of mine dies, you'll hear about it. Yeah, so you better believe we'll cover that. Pour one out for Brenda. How would you like to go to Disneyland? I know the answer.

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