Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Klein's Construction, Clickbait and MORE

Episode Date: October 7, 2026

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A few. And country ones too. Thank God we found Jesus. And here we are today. We are a Klein Lally show hanging out with you and streaming on YouTube. You can watch us there right now this hour. Lots to get into, including the return of human bingo, chance for you to become a star. We were looking for a very specific group of people. And it could very possibly be you. So be listening and be ready to call and share your stories with us at 800-520-60-60-60-7. When we're not here, you can use the goat line. That number is 844-49-56 goat. Hey, what's our food? I just wanted to let you know.

I'm a little bit high. I'm a little bit drunk. I'm a way to work, but I didn't want to get one point across. This guy has decided to go to work a little bit high and a little bit drunk today, and we don't hate you for that. It doesn't just for Omar. Great idea. Sign me up to smoke crack on top of that cliff or whatever the hell that is.

Ooh. And I was going to say. So, let me know. This guy claims that he's down with the idea. We were talking about that proposal yesterday that's gone viral because the woman walking her dog got all angry and told the people that were getting engaged to go back to Mexico. And then she got drowned out by the sweet sounds of mariachi music, which was hilarious. We found out that the bride that was in that proposal, I guess, was aware we were talking about it and is going to actually join us at some point this morning. And I'd love to talk to her because I know the photographer was the main one that was dealing with the Karen.

Right. And I wonder how much the bride knew about all this. because obviously this was all supposed to be a surprise. The photographer was waiting for them to kind of walk up to the cliffside area. But I wonder after the fact if this, like, ruined it for her, or if she had a perfectly great proposal. We'll invite her to join us when we go back to that same spot for our crack smoking. She can come back twice.

They say lighting doesn't strike twice, but it could for this bride. The crack does. Yeah, we're going to go there and smoke crack until we see that dog walker. What do you think now? What do you think now? When is that bride joining us, Vanessa? I know that you've been talking to her behind the scenes. And the 9 o'clock hours.

9 o'clock hour. So we'll talk to the bride and the viral proposal gone wrong video that we were chatting about yesterday. In a moment, though, Ali, we will get to this question in your clickbait today. What is the one question you should ask yourself to determine if you are actually marriage material? Because apparently there's just one question and we'll find out what it is next on K.Rock. It's probably a little soon to start talking about K. Rock's almost accruced to Christmas. But that band right there, Yellow Card, was on that rotating stage last year. put on a hell of a performance.

And I had never seen live before because they weren't doing it for 20 years. They took like a 20-year hiatus and playing shows. And then they were back and all of us were equally amazed. Well, I'm sure at some point in the near future, maybe we'll have some information to share with you. But right now, we'll figure out what is the one question you should be asking yourself if you want to figure out if you are marriage material. Now, you may say to yourself, I'm married. But that doesn't necessarily mean your marriage material. Oh, you and I are not.

Well, when you ask yourself this question, I think you will, I think it will actually change your perspective on things. It's time for Clickbait. Here we go. Clickbait. I think it used to be the goal, the be-all end-all was. I've got to find the person, find the person I want to spend the rest of my life with, and then we'll get married. And then sometimes that didn't happen the way you thought would happen.

And you think maybe it's me. Maybe I'm just not married material. And maybe people don't even care about getting married anymore. I wonder, Jake, I don't think Jake ever thinks he's going to get married. Right, Jake? No, probably not. I think I probably skipped that part. Yeah.

Vanessa, you would like to get married at some point? I don't know. Maybe. Yes. What are you eating? I'm not. eating. I just said maybe. Yeah.

But you're not, you don't... You're not like dreaming of your wedding day. You don't have a Pinterest with like your wedding dress and centerpieces and stuff? I do have a Pinterest. Oh boy. Poor day. I've got to see that. Me too. And Johnny, Johnny wants to get married. Johnny thinks he'll get married soon.

He would like to, right Johnny? I mean, ideally yeah, probably by like when I'm 30 or 31 maybe. So sometime in the next few years, you want to get married. That's the goal. Some people still Some people that's still the goal. Other people that don't care. They've lost. Like all of my friends that got married, some of them have already been divorced now, but some are still married. The ones that have ever been single, they have no interest. They're like, you know what?

I hear what you guys are up to all the time. I have no interest. I think the childhood dream of getting married and being like, this is going to be what I'm unaware. I think that's kind of going away. But for the second couples that you're talking about, the ones who have been divorced already, do you make a Pinterest for the second wedding? I don't think so. Maybe. I think it's more of a one. I don't think any guy has ever made a Pindler. interest for anything. Maybe I'm wrong about that, but I couldn't imagine that. It was better than getting married and having kids doing whatever you want. Jake would not sacrifice any of his life for anyway. So what is the question? There's one question, according to experts, that you must ask yourself to figure out if you are marriage material.

And how you answer this question determines whether or not you are someone that actually could or should be married. Will I be hot when I'm old? Will I be hot when I'm old? You're not hot when you're young, so why would you be hot when you're old? I'm not saying I would be. Oh, but that's the question? Jimmy's temperature-wise. Oh, yeah, definitely. Hot flashes.

If you look at somebody, you're with them and you're like, in 50 years, this person's still going to be pretty hot to me. Their marriage material. All right. So you think it's a physical thing. Yeah. I mean, that's what I've learned from a lot of these studies is with like compatible marriages. It's like intimacy and sex and stuff. I thought every other expert says that looks fade. So you find someone else you can actually put up with once you're all wrinkly and balls are on the ground.

Yeah, I was either going to say that or laziness. Just like, I don't want to get divorced. I'm too lazy. All right. So the question you believe is, will I be hot when I'm older? Yeah. All right. Jake, what is the question you ask yourself to figure out if you're actually marriage material?

Am I comfortable being alone? If you're comfortable with yourself, if you like love being with yourself or just love yourself, then you can love someone else and be in a relationship. So you're saying if you're answering, yes, I'm fine being alone, then that means that you're better to be in a relationship? Yeah, yeah. Well, I think they say if you love someone else if you don't love yourself. Yes, Rupal. Omar, what is the question? You've been married a long last time.

High school sweetheart. I have to say that you're able to deal with conflict rather well. So what's the question? What would be a question? Can I handle conflict? Yes, exactly. Yeah. Can I come up to a, you know, a reasonable resolution when it comes down to arguments?

Well, I give up. Well, it turns out none of you are marriage material because none of you asked. yourself the question that you're supposed to ask yourself. And the question is rather simple, but you're just supposed to say, would I marry myself? Oh, shut up. What?

Would I marry myself? Jake Wood, and he would be so happy. I'm right. Me too. I love you. It would be an awed so quickly. That would be an old marriage. I'd be the best. You'd post those annoying couple photos. That's him. I'm five of myself.

Celebrating 10 years of you. remove yourself from yourself and say, would I marry myself? Knowing everything I know, my pros, my cons, could I and would I actually be excited about marrying myself? I would marry the hell out of myself. It's me too. Is that a possibility? I'm carrying all the weight, I'm doing all the work.

I feel like that would be great. I would give myself sex every night of the week. No excuses. I don't understand why. But wouldn't everyone marry themselves? I would. See? Everyone's what kind of thing is this? I'm the best. I wouldn't.

Yeah. All right. Well, I'm with you on that one, John. It's the first smart thing you said. In about 30 minutes, we get you on a list so you can enter a castle in Ireland and see some Fontaine's D.C. It's all part of K. Rock's Mile High Club. Right now, though, we turn you into a star. You're just a regular person living your life. And then you hear us describe you on the radio. You call us immediately, or better yet, you call a friend, tell a friend, hey, they're describing you. Call K. K.R. Now, 80052010-1067. If you can be a part of human bingo. Ladies and gentlemen, to a game of bingo, unlike any other, where you are the star. This is human bingo. Are you someone who has been sued?

Are you currently being sued? We'd love to hear from you at 800520-20-10.20-10. Are you someone who has successfully entered the Mile High Club? Which is not as easy to do anymore for a variety of reasons, so much so that a woman did it by herself the other day on an American Airlines flight. I know. I guess it's better than nothing. And the final question, the final person that we are looking for is someone that has a funny voice. Interesting voice. Maybe the voice doesn't match your body. You've got one of those high-pitched voices, but you're like a big dude or something.

Or maybe you have old voice, but your young person. Or your tiny girl with a big deep voice. Oh, tiny girl deep voice. I went to college with a girl like that. It was fascinating. A million reasons you can have a funny voice. Some people have that thing where they still say like, whyga, why yeah. Oh, yeah. They can't say their awes? Yeah, that's a funny one too. So if you've got funny voice, you'd like to call us. Perhaps you've been ridiculed or mocked your entire life. and as a result, you don't like to call people on the phone. You have found your safe space.

You can give us a call at 8005201060-1067. Up for grabs now. As we listen to all your stories that come through at Human Bingo, we will get someone into a K-Rock private show happening on Thursday. That's tomorrow with 30 heads at Morango Casino Resort and Spa. We get you into that show, and all you have to do is call and share your stories with us. It's time for Human Bingo. We say good morning to Alvarado on K-Roc.

Why are you calling Human Bingo? Good morning. Hey, good morning. I'm calling him because I've been sued over six times. I got sued by my divorce lawyer. I got sued by American Express. And my landlord, which, I mean, now I'm what's ridiculous. She wouldn't fix the microwave at my place.

So I told her, I'm not going to pay the rent until she did. And she never did. And she took me to court. The six times you've been sued, what was the biggest dollar amount you were sued for? Yeah, probably my former lawyer, of $30,000. And what is the most amount of money? Did you win any of these lawsuits, or did you lose them all?

Well, the lawyer wanted, but I still never paid them. There was nothing really good to do about it. Okay. It must be hard when you're getting sued by a lawyer for not paying them to find a lawyer to represent you in the lawsuit. And then you just go, I can't, right, exactly, and then can't pay either of them. It's a cycle of lawyers that are their own money. And just out of curiosity, American Express sued you as well? Why did that happen?

just because like they kept like billing me for an American like the patent of card that I had And then like I wouldn't pay it It's annoying when those credit cards Send you the bill Another one of these

What are these doing here I just got all this stuff They gall They sent you a bill in the mail You're also known as your credit card statement And you didn't want to pay that either Well yeah But it was like 40 grand

So Did you spend? That means you bought 40 grand worth of stuff, my friend. All right, well, that's interesting. Bingo! This guy's been sued six times. But you know what?

If you get sued and you lose and you just say, I'll just add that to the pile of things I'm not paying. Yeah, I know. That's the other thing. And my mom would say that, too. She'd be like, you know what? If they're giving you a bill and you can't pay it, just don't pay it. Let me say hi to Ashlyn. Ashland, it's human bingo.

We're looking for very specific types of people to join us in the conversation. Are you in the Mile High Club? Do you have a funny voice? Or perhaps you have been sued. Hi, Ashland. Why are you calling it? Hello, my name is Aschlin. I had a very unique...

Hold on, let me guess. Let me guess. You've also been sued. You're being sued. Well, Ashton, hold on. This is your real voice? You know, I'll leave that up to you for guessing purposes. You sound like one of the people on those old commercials for smoking.

Yeah. Where it'd be like, I didn't know what to do, and then they took up my voice box. Is it like voice box, like a South Park style, or what is that coming from? honestly it's just something we can do with my throat i've been able to do it since i was a kid like literally like he years old is that how you talk regularly most of the time though or are you putting that on i can't talk regularly i can't sound oh so you can do a funny voice actually a regular voice is kind of funny too bingo that's interesting but not as interesting as if that was your permanent voice i know so much funnier when i thought it was the only way you could talk we say good

morning to jack now on k rock good morning jack Hey, how's it going? Welcome to Human Bingo. Are you a boy, and that's your voice? Because that's funny. No, I'm not. I just go by Jack for short. Okay.

Why are you calling Human Bingo? Because back in the day, me and my ex-wife, you know, yes, we're exes now. But her and I had a long flight in New York, and we were born. So we decided to, you know, scoot off to the bathroom. And we were having a good old time until someone knocked and she slipped and ended up snapping her finger and breaking it. and screamed really loudly. So then the flight attendant comes and they were just like, oh, we were just trying to, you know, handle the bathroom.

It's been so busy. We're almost there, you know, try to, like, play it off. And then as we walk out, like, all sheepishly, the person sitting right next to the bathroom looks at us and whispers, I heard everything you did. That's funny. That's an amazing story. How do you even slip and fall in those tiny lavatories?

It's really not a lot of fall space. Yeah. She was, yeah, she was up on the sink. I had her up on the sink. Wow. I don't know. It just kind of slipped. I got, I jumped and her, it slipped, her hand slipped back, and it snapped, and then we had to pretend like it didn't happen. So then we get to New York two hours later and had to go to the doctor immediately for a broken finger. And by the way, a broken finger in the lesbian community. I mean, that's about as bad as it does. And you're done with sex for like weeks. Don't worry. It wasn't, it wasn't the right hand. Okay.

Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. Pray is answered. All right. Well, that's a. So she's technically at the mile high club. I don't think maybe I'm wrong about this. I don't feel like people actually go to the bathroom for that as much anymore. I think they just do it right there in their seats. What? When did that happen?

People just having sex in the aisles? Yeah, like under a blanket, like you said, I think that people are not because the bathrooms are so gross that I think it's very hard for any person to get themselves in that sort of mood. I have to make this seat area gross too. Right. I just think in general that's why people are doing it now on the planes. Or maybe in that little back area if the flight attendants aren't back there. They're always back there, heating up water or something.

All right, let's say hi to Sydney. You're on K Rock. It's human bingo. We were looking for a variety of different people today. Are you being sued currently, or have you been sued? Do you have a funny voice or are you a member of the Mile High Club? Good morning, Sydney. Hi, good morning.

Hi, what's up? So I was sued twice by the same person for originally $2 million. dollars. Then he wanted five million. The lawsuit went on for like eight years. We finally won this past year, and it was such a nightmare. He stocked our entire family. He sued everyone in my family. What was he suing for? So it was a media company that existed back before the first recession. He had invested two million dollars, and he wanted his money back. He was an angel investor. And he had said that every business after that was basically derived.

from this original investment. Ah, got it. So he believed he was entitled to his original investment plus whatever you had made. $2 million. That's a huge. And you ended up winning, which means you gave him nothing, except you lost a lot of legal fees, I'm sure. Hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal fees. That sucks.

Really quick, guys, can I say happy birthday to my daughter, Mila? She's turning 12 and she loves you guys. We love you guys. We can't do that. Sorry. Thank you guys anyway. Two and three had to make it quite clear. We are not going to wish Mila a happy birthday today.

No, Mila, we do not wish you a happy birthday. It's just another day. Have a regular day. Let's wish her, what's today? Wednesday. It's a Wednesday. Mila, it's Wednesday. Congratulations.

Congratulations. You know, 2 and 3 said they didn't call because they technically don't qualify, but they went on a hot air balloon ride. And the guy conducting the hot air balloon told them there's such a thing as the half-mile club. Oh, people bang in the basket? Well, people bang in the basket. That's probably some pervert hot air balloon guy. You know, there's such a thing as the half-moss.

He's right there. The guy's standing right there. We're good, sir. Thank you. You're all in the same basket. We have time for one more. Jesse, do you have a funny voice? No.

No. To be determined. Yes, why are you calling human bingo? Good morning. Yeah, I got sued by my father-in-law for a retaliatory eviction. Oh, you would. evicted him and he said it was my my wife's mother on a house and they were trying to evict somebody and my wife's legally blind so they were using her disability to to evict the other person and a year

later they got tired of us being there I guess so they tried to evict us and me me kind of knowing the law a little bit I knew it was a retaliatory illegal eviction so I made I'm embarrassed him and made him do the whole court process thing. And the court ended up telling him since I was not behind on rent. Legally, he can't go after me to, I owe him $20,000. So I stuck it out, made him lose the $20,000 in rent. And then he actually had to pay me $15,000 to use as well for them. Guys, sounds like he knows the law.

Do you have anybody who needs a birthday shout out? Um, actually my wife's nephew birthday passed a week ago. Oh, don't know. He actually passed away. Oh, no. Sad way to end this call. Ali, thanks a lot. Another one of your banger follow-up questions to end us all on a depressing note here on K.

In about 20 minutes, get you on the standby boarding list so we can send you to a castle in Ireland to see some Fontaine's D.C. And you'll get to see them for sure at the forum. And I recommend you check out Ali's parking hacks if you want to get good parking for that show at the forum. because those always go very well for her. I was explaining yesterday that I am now living in a hellish situation because they have completely torn down the house next to me. It is now nothing more than dirt. It was a house yesterday morning,

and now it has been completely destroyed, but they are still continuing to clobber away at it with the machinery. And luckily, we have some listeners of work construction that have given me the good news as to what I can look forward to for the next month and or year or two years. Sweet, pittance. Hey, so I'm listening. listening to the podcast as I'm driving home from my construction job site and got to the part

where Klein, you're talking about your little issue where you have the house being tore down and there's going to be about two, probably three or four years and one more two three of construction across from you. The good news is I'd look at your specific city or county rules. There's really only a 12-hour window each day that they can do construction. Great news. They can only work a. on it for 12 hours a day. That's encouraging. And then the other hours of the day you have Amazon workers ringing your

doorbell. 12 hours a day, which is a lot of day. It's also never allowed on Sunday. So usually 7 a.m. to 6 or 7 p.m. Great. For the next... Or 7? If there was construction happening at 7 p.m. while I was trying to eat my dinner and be p-st.

There is. It's constant. And we're home during the day because we're in here early in the morning. Well, doesn't your wife work from home? So she has to deal with that all day. She said it's been... And everyone says, yeah, it sucks when they tear the house down, that it sucks when they frame the house, because that part's all loud. It's a lot of hand-jack-hangering. Yeah.

The nail gun, just a nail gun. Constant. It's a cut-off. If they keep going, you can call the city and then boom, they get fines. And if you see them ever doing construction on Sundays, if you want to be a total caring about it, you can also call. I'm not going to call. Yeah, you got a Karen.

I'm not going to tell you at least move. I would never call and complain because, especially because... You just assume that I'm the Karen, even though I don't Karen ever. Well, you called yesterday to complain about. the parking situation. You called... Because my parking passed didn't work. Did you say, excuse me?

Excuse me. Only one of us in this room had a long back and forth with a puppy yoga company trying to get their money back. So why don't you shut your little care and mouth? Reminding me, I have to call them back afterwards. They have not refunded my money. But yeah, just that's...

I'm sorry, you're screwed, but those are, you know, at least the positives in it. All right. Good luck. Yesterday I got home and the guy was in the middle of using that giant bulldozer. It's not a bulldoze. or it's a crane or some sort, but he was knocking the thing

where he was using the back part of it to knock parts of the house down and then the other part of it to shovel up the pieces and drop them into a truck. Is that with the ball? No, not a wrecking. I was hoping, no wrecking ball anymore.

And I don't know why they don't do more implosions like they do in the Vegas casinos. Oh, yeah. I would love the good... A steamroller? Not a steamroller. I think it's just considered a crane.

It's just got one of those thing. An excavator. Is that what it's called? Yes, I have a child who loves trucks. I have a lot of truck books. But he didn't use the excavator for excavating. He used it for smashing.

He would bash the house with the top. Bash, bash, bash. And then he would pick up the pieces. Yeah, Blippy does that. And I walked by the guy, and he's in the truck doing it. And it was hot as balls outside. And it's easy to walk by because it's happening literally across the street for me. And I say, any chance I could get a turn at this.

Because it looks fun, you know. And he gave me a look of like, no. Like, who are you? I'm a skilled laborer. This is a skilled job. But I would imagine, if that's your job at the construction. construction site. That's the most fun part of the job by far. Knocking down the structure

and then get it to shovel up the pieces and drop it in real life video game. It is really it is like the claw machine. The closest we ever get is the claw machine at the arcade for what they're doing in real life. What do you think is the worst job? Having to clean up the rubble? Rubble cleanup. There was one guy in the ground that was just shoveling the pieces that fell out of the truck. Yeah, that's not funny. That part looks sucky. The destroying is

cool. Yeah, and that guy looked like he was doing. I'm sure that's a good union gig probably if you're up there smashing. But I mean It's cool. I mean, that's about as fun as any job I've been imagined on the planet. And you're surprised that he didn't let you sit on the excavator and do it yourself? Well, I'm not surprised. Yeah, a little bit. I thought maybe he would have said, come out in here.

Like, if I was doing that job and people wanted to, like, firemen will let you get in the truck sometimes. These are one of the many things that actually are better if you have a kid with you. Because they will let you do stuff. They're like, sure, come on and sit. Oh, go. Do the controls. Come to think of it. No fireman has ever invited me into a.

truck, but it's just me. They're like, come on in, let's show you the headphones. Here's where we get our calls. You're just like, could I sit your flyer truck? That is the benefit of having a kid. I gotta walk by this thing with my kid again. Try it again with your kid. Some smashing to do.

We come back in a moment when we return, ADD News. Then we have your tickets to go see Fontaine's DC and a brand new hour of the show complete with mash tags as we ask you to help us make K-Rock hot. That'll all be after this on KROQ. We will get into some 80D news. Then a brand new hour of the show will officially begin. When we kick off that hour, we need you to call us 8005201067 so we can get your name on this list,

send you to a castle in Ireland to check out some Fontaines, D.C., and then you get to go see them at our local castle here in Southern California, known as the Kia Forum. And we get you into that show for sure, then potentially call you back and give you the good news about the other show. Next hour, lots of stuff planned for you, including the return of mash tags and anointeimist with Postmaster Johnny. Here's a tease as to what you can look forward to as we all get to share things about Johnny that annoy us, but he won't know who said what. During the show, you disappear for large chunks with no explanation. I mean, how long does it really take to give a bleak job? So we don't know who said that, but someone has got a seriously strong critique about a postmaster, John. By the way, as that was playing, he was walking down the halls going in the opposite direction.

Yeah. He just returned now. I just got back with a surprise that I'm going to show you guys in a couple seconds. Oh, it's still in your mouth? Oh, yeah. What's my mouth? Give you a hint at semen. All right, well, we'll find out what that is.

Who knows, guys. Place your bets. Oh, surprise. Okay. Can't wait. It's mouth babies. You want to meet them? All right.

Well, we'll get into that next hour on the show, but right now you're news. Grab your adderol. It's time for ADD News. So the Emmys this year was not much of a hit. I believe viewership was down 12% for years. Johnny, turn your mic off. Boy of the month. I'm still hearing this.

It has gone down every single year, pretty much. And most people really just watch the highlights on YouTube, but now Prime Video is hoping they will change all of that. They have basically bought the rights to the Emmys, and for the next six years, it will be broadcast on Prime Video. So I guess I didn't realize that it kind of rotated. So the Emmys rotates between ABC, CBS, Fox, and NBC,

and that's been happening since the 90s. And now it's, of course, a big upset where these big award ceremonies are now leaving cable. But also, we were all basically, if we were watching them, we had to watch them on apps now anyway, because most people are cord cutters. So I don't know that it makes that much of a difference. I think it means even less people are going to watch the Emmys. People used to treat the award shows the same way they treated the Super Bowl. And so it was a big deal, and all the networks would go ahead and fight for their chance to get them. And then, like, when they were on, you know, Fox, Fox would have whoever their marquee talent was as the host.

when they were on ABC, you know, they'd have Kimmel do it. So that was a great chance for them to showcase their big star on a night that everyone would watch. And then slowly we just stopped caring about this is why I still think we need to put our award show together called the reggies. Just regular awards for regular people. I think maybe over the years people just stopped wanting to celebrate rich, successful people. That's what it is. I'm saying, but wouldn't you like to celebrate a reggie? Depends on what the reggae did.

Well, it would be nominees, you know, like regular people, like, For instance, a category could be guys that are overachieving with their girlfriend. So it's a bunch of regular looking ugly guys that have super hot girlfriends. And we pick the guy that we think is the best in that category. He gets to win a reggae. He gets to come up on stage and give a speech and everything. Best acting to get out of a parking ticket. That's a good one too.

There's a regular person thing. I mean, we can put together this thing. We could, you know, we're not going to do it, but we could do it. But that's like, get on it. We could theoretically do this. Make a note about the regis. And if we actually maybe get a few kids. A few categories together.

Maybe we could find a producing partner. Right. And now these cable companies, or, you know, they need to replace that that time slot. So we can be the new Emmy slot for NBC. And someone's watching, and instead of watching, you know, once again, a bunch of actors that are already, that's the part about being, these actors losing their awards. They're still going to go leave there, go to their mansion. They're still going to have a great life. They lost, but they're still winning in life.

I do feel bad, though, because there are people that, you know, be, I know, I know. that most of the people who win these awards are already rich and successful. However, Hollywood has gone through a lot of struggle in the past few years and there's going to be a lot more struggle because of this merger. And it is kind of nice to celebrate like, hey, you worked your ass off and you got a roll in something and you did great in it and it made money and now you're getting an award for it. Like, good job. That's okay to celebrate that. Right. Those people that were, you know, a waiter two years ago that are now getting their first award. That's always a fun moment we like to celebrate. It's like Leonardo Caprio. I'm like, okay, you've been a millionaire

for many, many years, but a new person and a new movie that's like, you know, a breakout role and they win an award, that's an incredible day for them. That's the best day of their life. Let's celebrate that young 18-year-old who just got to Hollywood and is now dating Leonardo the Caprio. Yeah. What about her? Let's celebrate that woman. She earned a reggie. It's coming back after all these years. It's been gone and now it is returning to our lives. Soup Plantation. We just talked about this, didn't we? Didn't we just have a soup plantation mentioned on the show? When was that?

Because that was not too long ago, and now there's this Instagram tease about them making a triumphant return to California. Now, everyone likes to be nostalgic about things that they thought were great, only to remember that they stopped going to them because they weren't that great.

And it's more the memory and the concept. Now, Sue Plantation was one of those places, and I have been not proudly. I liked their little soft serve machine. That was good. That was every buffet place like that, though. I went to fresh choice when I was younger. A lot of the food was trash, though.

Like, you know, a lot of the food food and trough form is trash. And I think the prices started getting higher too, so it got to a point where didn't even feel like it was that good of a deal. Yeah, I never went to a soup plantation, but at least at Fresh Choice, I think it was like $8 to $10, I want to say. And you could fill up that, they gave you the salad first because they wanted you to fill up on the salad bar, but it was a pretty impressive salad bar. I think everything else, like the pizza and the chicken and all that was kind of me. But in this case, in 1978, someone had a dream in San Diego and said, I'm going to make a plantation. a plantation of soup

and this is going to do well and then I had a dream about a different type of plantation well that was one of the criticisms it had was over its name and they wanted people people wanted them to change their name but it got super successful

it had like 100 locations and then filed for Chapter 11 10 years ago but a lot of these companies now that filed for Chapter 11 5 10 years ago have enough to make a comeback and a lot of people love a comeback you decide if it's worth it there's something that is going

hitting the auction block and it is a Halloween-themed item, probably one of the most famous horror movie items I can think of. The axe that was swung by Jack Nicholson and the Shining is going to be auctioned off, and this is part of a big sale of Stanley Kubrick's personal archives, and they expect it is going to get $65,000, but I don't really think that seems very low to me.

Now, they always, once again, these numbers, they just put them out there so we talk about them, and then realistically the general public will decide what it's worth. Here's what I'm more interested in. It will also feature the blue dresses worn by those little twins. Oh, that's creepy. Why would you want those in them? Yeah.

And then she could just be down the hall going, play with us, Danny. What are those going to go for? Man, I miss what you're talking about. What are you saying? Don't worry, just agree. No, I don't agree. It's just a little blue dress. Not a big deal.

Vanessa, we're buying you clothing. She won't wear it. We'll buy them both just for fun. It's a makeover. It's not from Sheen. She doesn't want it. We get into a brand new hour of the show right now, and we are looking for you.

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