Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Klein's Free Breakfast, Summer Injuries and MORE

Episode Date: August 17, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. Good morning. It is Monday. We are Klein Alley Show and this is still K-Rock 106.7 or perhaps you're watching us as we are streaming live on YouTube right now.

Hello, net bangers. I'm look maxing the camera right now. Can you tell? That's what you're attempting to do. I'm covered in oil. Did you even use that term correctly? Probably not. By the way, if you're wondering why I look all stained and disheveled today, it's because I have a completely lost hearing in one of my ears after an attempt to clean out some wax. And I put a bunch of olive oil in there, and now it's just oozing out oil the entire show. That ain't the gangbang. He is. Yeah.

He's borrowing my headphones. Ew! Why are you ruining Vanessa's headphones? I didn't want to wear mine today because I knew it was going to... What? I didn't... So you said you're going to ruin hers? I didn't know she was going to give me her pair.

I said, is there an extra pair of headphones? Because I have the extra ones, man. Oh, sorry. I'll get you a pair of headphones. I didn't realize that. I would not put these anywhere near yours. You said, I don't want to get mine all dirty, so I'm going to get the guest pair of headphones covered in oil?

It's a radio station. I thought we had a lot of pairs floating around. I didn't realize I have to go to Vanessa's pair. No, that's the only pair. Oh, sorry, Vanessa. Whoopsies. Well, in that case, take back everything I said. My ears are fine.

They're not oozing anything. They're not oozing anything. I take back that, what I just said a moment ago. But that's why I... They're self-cleaning. They're cleaning the headphones as I wear them. I am covered in oil. This hour on the show, we will announce what you'll be doing to go ahead and save your

summer. One last hurrah before fall officially is here. Don't be fooled by the shelves at CVS and Costco that claim it's already Halloween slash Christmas time. We've got one more summer hang to get into, and we'll give you those details in mere moments here on KROQ. And then, of course, immediately invite you to join us. We have that to get through this hour. I know the Dumb Off is back today, so the first round of the Dumb Off, the 2026 inaugural Dumb Off, is back again. And we will get into that coming up as well.

Today it is Johnny versus Jake in round number one of the Dumb Off. So we have that to look forward to. And so much more. So let's give you this Green Day song, because we must. And then we will come back right after the song with the announcement you've been waiting for. Endless Summer Kegger, a.k.a. Klein Alley Show Clamslam. Details after this on KROQ. Hey, Rock, we are Klein Alley Show.

And Friday we got together for a pool party that was going to happen as part of our Force Fun Funner Summer. And when we were talking about this pool party the past few weeks, more and more people were reaching out to us and saying, I want to go. I'm going to be there. We're getting messages from the Bud Light Bros and Suave Agave. And you hate those people and you don't want them at your house. That's not true, Omar. It's that I realized that if I said yes to anyone, I'd have to say yes to everyone. I didn't want to be one of these guys that was deciding who was in and who was not in.

You couldn't open the floodgates. Couldn't open the floodgates because the reality is it just was not going to work anyway. And I decided let's do, and we talked about, could we move to a different location and have a proper end of summer party? So we started hunting for a place that would accommodate us. We looked at Airbnbs. We looked at all these different options, and everyone was saying 50-person limit. We said, that's not going to work. Believe it or not, we have at least 53 listeners, so we need to make at least room for 53 people.

And then we luckily found a place that was not only willing to have us, but they were willing to allow us to invite as many of our friends as we could possibly fit into this place. And to put in some music, real-life music. And they said, as long as Klein is not in control of the music, we will have you guys. And in addition to what we will announce, what will be happening at this endless summer kegger, as we are calling it, we will also bring back this woman's idea. Clam Slam competition. We do our Clam Slam competition after we did a little wine tasting, right? So we will be in honor of that caller who informed us of the name, the Clam Slam, which is what we wanted to call this event.

We will be doing the Clam Slam competition at this event. Well, we want to turn it into, we want to have as many summer tropes as possible. It's going to be all the stuff. So we got your beer pongs. We got your kegs. We got your clam slam competition. Which I know is what you think when you think of summer. We have everything else in store for you.

And we announce to you the end of your funner summer. Hit it, Allie. Funner summer. Here we go. Summer, summertime. Summertime. It's funner summer. And we are announcing right now, it is Klein Alley Show's endless summer kegger happening.

at the Back Bay Amphitheater at the Hyatt Regency in Newport Beach on September 3rd. And because we will not be in charge of the music... All right, you'll be there, sir, I'm sure. He'll be part of it. We can say yes to all of this now. We can say yes to every single one of you,

at least we believe. We are going to be giving away tickets because it's not just a show up and you're in. You do need to be on a list, but we're going to go ahead and make a lot of space for a lot of people. and we decided that rather than just us and beer and food and everything else you can look forward to let's have some music but we needed to find music that was fitting for an endless summer

kegger yeah we needed the vibes to match our vibes so we were thrilled when they accepted the invitation and slightly stupid we'll be playing our endless summer kegger so we got you and us and booze food there'll be food activities as we mentioned we'll have this slam slam competition. We've got to look forward to. I think we're trying to get a dunk tank for Jake. Oh, that's right. We're going to put a forced Jake to bathe dunk tank so you have the opportunity to make Jake take a bath,

which is exciting. And then we will, of course, get to enjoy the sweet sounds of Slightly Stupid come sunset. No, Muggs! That's right. That's all coming up and we will get you in in mere moments. Endless Summer of Keggers officially announced. There's no way we're missing this kegger party.

And you don't have to because it's officially been announced now thank you slightly stupid thank you for the uh back bay amphitheater high regency newport beach everyone who says finally doing a klein alley show hang in the oc we will be there it is going to be september 3rd technically still summer because i believe that is the day before we kick off the labor day weekend so it's the last possible day we can have it you can still wear those white pants and you'll be in style and it's going to be a good hang i had by all tickets coming up in moments so we'll start giving those away and you can win your way in and then of course we will invite as many of you as we can possibly squeeze into that

space uh from what we saw should be great we're gonna hook up food and drink and games uh laura you're on k-rock good morning hey good morning hi what can we do well i'm calling back thank you for bringing my clam slam to the k-rock community yay you're the one who called us in the first place did you not the one who called yes if um are you calling now because you'd like to be at the uh the Clam Slam by the Bay, also known as the Clam Alley Show, Endless Kegger? You know it, of course.

She's a ringer. Would you come in and try to, you know, properly compete again in this Clam Slam, even though I think the last time you did it, you tore a labia? Yeah. Yeah. I definitely need to stretch it out

a little bit more this time, but I'm in. Yeah, start preparing now. Okay, so yeah, because we've got to make sure we do it the right way. I know the lawyers will probably try to shut that down, but since you're the only one that we know that's officially ever competed in a clam slam. There's other people that are going to want to get in,

but you're in and you're going to come back and perform, or not perform, you're going to compete again, right? Yeah, I'm not performing. But yeah, I'll compete again, and if you give me two tickets, I'll bring the winner of the clam slam too. You're in, hold on. Great, you're in. First two tickets are going to Laura and the winner of the clam slam.

We must have them there. Just write their names just like that. Just like that, make sure they're on the list. I have no idea how many conversations we had trying to make this party officially called the clam slam. I don't know why our boss hated that name so much. Everyone hated it. I don't understand.

Because he doesn't understand comedy. They're all dumbasses. I mean, it was like us going... The amount of squinting that took place. We don't get it. I could picture it in my mind. I've been in those meetings. They're like, what's it mean?

It doesn't have to mean anything. We'll leave that to us to make it happen on the air, right? It's funny. They don't understand that. The best part was hearing them repeat it to themselves and go, the Endless Summer Clamslam. Yeah, we saw some piece of paper that it was written on down and crossed off on. And we go, we're just going to call it the Clam Slam.

And they go, no, no, I don't think we're going to do that. And then on top of that, they make us come up with new names. And then we have to sit there and brainstorm. And then don't go with any of them. New names, yes. And then not go with any. And then we just go back to, guys, Clam Slam. It was right there.

It's the Klein Alley Show, Endless Summer, Kegger officially. What were the other names they came up with? I mean, just all the End of Summer Party, End of Summer. Oh, just like the generic stuff. Generic, right. Let's not call it anything. The Slightly Stupid Barbecue. Right, the whole thing.

So anyway, it's going to be us and Slightly Stupid and you, and obviously the Clam Slam champion will be there as well already. First guest out of the gate is a celebrity. That's amazing. So we've got that to look forward to. Celebrity. I think so, in her own right. She is.

If you would like to join us, we have some tickets for you right now. And the question we have for you, as we are celebrating the end of summer now, how did you hurt yourself this summer? Doing the Clam Slam. What was your biggest? Yeah, that's a great example. Biggest summer injury. We will make it all worth your while by getting you into our endless summer kegger,

a.k.a. the clam slam, after this. 800-520-1060. Hey, Rob. We are Klein Alley Show. Summer is supposed to be a time for fun, but also there's a lot of the summer injuries that happen. The sausage toe, that's what got me last summer. This summer I almost came out unscathed, but then, boom, head butt to the nose,

blood everywhere in the pool, and then now I'm deaf in one ear. So don't follow your medical advice from TikTok. Well, you can't blame anybody for that but yourself. Well, I can blame whatever happened that forced me to then turn to TikTok and put a bunch of olive oil in my ear. You are the one who chose TikTok. Yeah. That's what ruined it. No, it was already going in a bad direction, and then I made it much worse.

But at some point today... It's your blame. Just say, it's my fault. Can't hear you, Jake. Let's find out how you hurt yourself this summer and make it all worth your while by getting you into our endless summer kegger just announced happening in Orange County, Newport. Nice place. The Hyatt, we're going to be there. Back Bay.

Oh, too fancy for us. That's a swanky place. I've played there before. I bet you have. I would imagine a lot of weddings probably take place there. We're going to be taking over that whole Back Bay area. It's going to do all the fun you could expect. Some of the things that we have on our wish list, I don't know how many of these we'll be able to make happen,

but if we can even get 10% of them, it'll be worth it. Yeah, I know. I mean, I imagine they've been pretty chill so far with us. Minus the name part. Hey, Lita, you're on KROQ. Good morning. Hey, good morning. How are you doing?

Okay. How'd you hurt yourself this summer? wow i went to practice uh shooting my rifle in the desert and i popped the boobie what do you mean you shot yourself in the boob no the recoil recoil yeah i thought i had it you know over the next few days I hear it leaking in you right now so wait let me get this straight you had implants

and the recoil from the gun was so powerful that it actually popped on your implants yes that's right the chief no he can't tell if he's answering she's speaking to me we're having a conversation

that's Lita I hope that I mean, it sounds like that's what happened, but sadly, we've lost. Lita, is that what happened? It sounds like it. Yeah, the recoil from the rifle deflated my boobie. Oh, my God. That is unbelievable.

I wonder how quickly you can get that fixed or if you just, because then it leaks out, right? And you've got all the. Yeah. It took about a week for it to leak out, and I had to gather some money quickly. And about two months later, which a couple weeks ago, I got it fixed. So you were walking around for a period of time with only one boob? Yes. Wow.

That's amazing. Yes. Don't make fun of me. I'll shoot you. Yeah, I know. Yes, I only have one boob right now, but I also have a rifle. So, you know, you can choose your nicknames carefully. You can just walk away.

All right, Lita, it's going to be tough to beat. That is a real summer injury right there. God, I'd love to have her at the party, huh? I mean, just to sit there while it's slowly leaking over the course of a week, I imagine that's probably painful. Allison, what happened to you this summer? Summer injuries? Someone's going to be rewarded by getting that sweet handicapped parking spot to be able to hang out with us at the Endless Summer Kegger slash Clamslam.

What's up? Hi, good morning. I cracked my knee open cleaning a slip and slide. Oh. Not even going on the slip and slide, but cleaning it? No, I was perfectly fine on the slip and slide. It was only cleaning it after. And then you slipped, and then you slipped.

Yeah, I slipped straight down on top of my kneecap. You know, I have never thought those were cleaned, ever. Yeah, I don't think anyone's wasted any time cleaning the slip and slide. I thought it was clean while you were using it. It's self-cleaning. Yeah. Not when it's covered in grass. Yeah, but at the end.

Oh, you just give it like a power wash. Yeah, I see. Because if you don't, then next time you unwrap that thing. There's like things living in it. Right, but also, the first person that goes down it, they kind of take care of it. That's what you used to think. I don't think I've ever cleaned one of those. Who's up first?

You're the one cleaning the slip and slide this time. That sucks. Yeah, I know. Crack your knee. Go down hard. God, I feel like that would take a long time to heal. By the way, when you tell someone I slipped and hurt my, how'd you slip? On a slip and slide.

They go, well, it's right there in the name. Spoiler alert. You know, that's what it's called. All right, let me say hi to David. David, how'd you hurt yourself this summer? What's up? Well, I took the same journey you did. I started working out, and I thought I was strong, so I hit up this random guy at a bar.

I said, hey, you want to arm wrestle? And then he ended up pulling my pectoral major, so now I kind of have a chest injury. I can't even work out anymore. I saw a guy, a challenge guy at an arm wrestling thing one time, and I saw his entire bone get shattered. The guy was such a big guy. That's the thing about these guys. They're like actual real strong men.

They will destroy regular mortals like us. And they have no mercy whatsoever. They don't know. I don't think they know their own strength, but boy, they do not like to be challenged. So you think that you're in good shape for you, and you're like, I'll challenge this guy to arm wrestling, and then he just snaps your pectoral muscle.

That's what's great about it is that the guy started working out, and he was like, I'm going to start getting drunk and arm wrestling people. I'm ready for this. Yeah, I am so glad I don't have the confidence in myself to do that Because I know that I would lose any arm wrestling match. You know what? You should arm wrestle this guy at the thing. Let me see what kind of shape he's in right now.

What line is he? David, are you currently crippled now or no? You know, I think I've got one more week of recovery. That should be good. You've got to take him on. Now that you can't lift weights anymore because you messed up your... Did you go back to being completely out of shape again? No, no.

I did more and more leg workouts. Leg workouts. Who cares about those days? Skip them. Those are skippers. Dave, let's say hi to Dave. Dave, these are all people that hurt themselves, and they would like to have one last hurrah.

What's up, Dave? What happened to you? What's up, guys? Hey, I just want to say that I appreciate it because I'm the one that called for the Kager backyard party, $5 at the door on the goat line. Oh, nice. I'm like, yeah.

We're finally doing it. We're finally doing it. A good old school Kager. That's awesome. I appreciate that. But, yeah, over the summer we were at the park playing baseball, and my cousin was swinging a metal baseball bat around, Cracked my head open

Got seven staples And I got a big old Dit in my head now Whoa And that's a forever thing right That doesn't get better That doesn't get better And I got a big old

Dit now Because of that So brain damage Or you don't know yet Well sometimes I speak backwards A little bit now But other than that

I think I'll be alright Cool And did you get Knocked out completely Did you go unconscious Or no Oh yeah I felt like a log

Straight to the ground Bam Damn Talking backwards Is a good party trick though And were you catcher, or was he just practicing his swing in a place he shouldn't have been? Yeah, I was behind him, and he was just swinging it around, and it cracked me in the back of the head. Like I said, I got seven staples and a big old bit in my head now.

They've told us that already. Do you want to say it backwards? Say it backwards. All right, hold on. That's that guy. Man, I feel like it's been a very dangerous summer for people. That's that guy. Ryan, not a great story, but terrible result.

What happened to you, Ryan? Mine's more stupid than anything. I'm really come to the right place say hello to Klein you can only hear in one ear yeah I went to theme park uh water park and went around without a shirt on all day and did not put on any sunscreen and I ended up sunburned so bad I had to go to the hospital two bags of IV oh my god $500 copay oh man what are they uh what like a blistering skin level sunburn or Oh, the whole thing. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was nasty. And were you drunk? Oh, hold on one second. Were you drunk at the water park? He's on line six. Hey, go ahead.

Sorry, Ryan. What's up? No, completely sober. Wow. Because I've seen people at a water park that are just wasted, and they're standing there, and they're starting to get red, and you're like, they have no idea what they're going to feel later. But sober, that's crazy.

We have to pick one of these people to party with, which is not going to be easy, because they've all had great stories, and they all seem like they'd be a lot of fun to be around, minus maybe that sunburned guy. Amanda, what happened to you? Hey, good morning, guys. So there is a swinger party that throws a huge pool party every year. And I went to it. Of course, you're trying to walk around, look all sexy.

And I was getting in the pool, and the steps are kind of weird. And I flipped and just yanked a groin muscle. Oh, man. Women have groin muscles? Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so I yanked on that pretty good, which kind of ruined my fun for the night.

But, yeah. You were at a swinger's party. You were walking around a swinger's party, fell in the pool, and pulled your groin? Yes. You're there, period. You're correct. Just making sure. And that's like the most important part of your body to be in good shape at a swinger's party.

I mean, you were there to get... I mean, you still got an ass. Yeah. Good point, Alex. And that was a bad night and a bad night, bad muscle to have pulled for that. Yeah. Yeah, how long does that take to heal? It's like, I was limping for like a week.

It was kind of rough. I feel like the swingers, though, they're a very welcoming community. They'd be like, that's fine. Get this hammock. I'll still left you. Let's put a bag of ice over here and meet my friend Steve. All right, hold on one second. That's Amanda right there.

God damn, she sounds fun too. Now that we have two people with groin injuries pretty much because we let the clam slam lady in. It's just the groin. Change the name to the groin injury endless summer party. All right, we give the final word to Jasmine. We have to, Allie, we have to pick someone to come to this thing. I want to let them all in. What happened to you, Jasmine?

hi so i was at a pool party and just walking around like normal no shoes on i ended up stepping on a bee got stung and then i mean we got the finger out and everything but i was trying so hard not to step on it but apparently i did because i ended up getting it infected and having to be like go to the er the next day over a bee sting over a bee sting yeah but those efforts like sit around the pool and they jump in the pool and they drown in the pool and then you try and save them and then you step on them and they sting you but that's one thing but then when it goes next level it's always the infection that follows that's the thing then you're like i might lose a foot uh all right we alley we have to hold on crystal we crystal this is really the last i

mean you gotta have a crystal at a party good crystal what happened hi so i had a child free day and a husband three day and i wanted to enjoy it jumping in the pool 15 minutes in i jumped in a fool and I broke my toe and after breaking my toe it happened to be the same week I put in my notice from work so now I'm jobless and I take a little broken toe and footless and by the way broken toe doesn't sound like one of those injuries that uh is that big in the scheme of things but but as a survivor of sausage as a man who deals with sausage show on a daily basis having a bust up toe man that's not everything sucks yeah just because you still walk funny and everyone laughs at you we have to uh ponder a lot of the stories here we got to go ahead and

and a lot of other text line we haven't even gotten to yet. So let's give you the appropriate song right now, which is Jimmy World Pain, while we talk about these injuries and come back and announce who's going to be joining us at the Endless Summer Kegger Slash Clam Slam, and that is after this on KROQ. Vanessa, I know you're not going to be happy about this because Allie and I are torn here,

but we like the swinger that pulled her groin by falling into the pool and the guy that got into the arm wrestling competition and tore his pectoral muscle. We'd like them both to be invited with guests to come to hang out with us and tell everyone else who didn't make it on the list. Now, don't worry. We've got a lot of spots to get a lot of people into this thing. It was announced earlier this morning.

Details up on our Instagram, Klein Alley Show, and at KROQ. It is the Klein Alley Show Endless Summer Kegger at Back Bay Amphitheater, High Regency, Newport Beach on September 3rd with Slightly Stupid and the Return of the Clamslam. So get ready for all of that. It's a lot to fit on a shirt. The return. We've never done one, but it's happening.

You know, something over the weekend happened to me that has never happened before, and it was very nice, a nice gesture, and it made me have kind of a good feeling about humanity. And then I immediately ruined it by my own stupidity, which is how it seems like. Seems to be the theme of the day. It does seem to be a theme now I'm developing.

I don't like that theme. But I was out, I took a bruiser out to breakfast on Saturday at a place not far from here called The Griddle, which has those giant pancakes, massive pancakes the size of your head. You can't possibly finish them. And whenever I say, where do you want to get breakfast? Usually, I make breakfast at home. Every once in a while, I say, let's go get breakfast, and that's the place she always

picks because they have these giant pancakes filled with Oreos, and every kid loves them. But to be honest, adults like it, too. It's impossible to not like it. It's unbelievable. Is it all they have is pancakes? No, they have other breakfast foods, too, but that's what I think they're known for, these massive things. And we're sitting there, and we're eating, and I tell the waitress, all right, can you

bring the bill, check, I gotta get out of here. and she goes, don't worry, someone at this restaurant has asked to pay for your bill. And I said, what? Wait, where is this place? It's just on Sunset and Fairfax. And I said, I thought she was... She's hanging out all day.

Allie from Allie Country. Anyway, just being Allie over here, I don't know what to order. I thought she was kidding. I thought she was making a joke. So I hit her with a card. She goes, no, I'm serious. Someone here said that they would like to thank you by paying for your breakfast or something like that.

And I'm like, thank me for what? I didn't put together what this was for. Maybe they think you're the punisher. I held the door. Thanks for all you do for our community. On the way into the restaurant, I did hold the door for a party that was coming in before me. And then they ended up jumping me in line for a table. So I thought, oh, maybe that was their, maybe this was one of those like pay it forward things.

And that would be very aggressive, though. Because like I was. That they would pay for your meal just because they jumped you in line? I didn't know. And then the woman comes back with a box to box up this giant pancake because you can only eat five, you know, you've come up with so many leftovers. And I said, can you please tell me who this was? Because it's a weird feeling. You know, you're appreciative, but also it's weird.

It's a weird feeling. But am I being, am I a hit? Right. Like what's, right, what's happening here? And then she goes, they asked to remain anonymous. Is there any part of you that thought it might be a hot lady? I was hoping. She's sitting at the bar with an orange juice?

Maybe. I could see why they would think maybe I was a divorced dad sitting there having breakfast with one kid, no wife in sight. Maybe it was a hot divorced mom sitting there going, this is how it's going to happen. Yeah, they hang out at Griddle. That's what I would think.

Eat those giant pancakes. You're waiting for a hottie to walk in. There he is. Look at that neck on that guy. Pay for that pancake. So now I'm looking around the place, sizing up every table in there, going, who did this? Who? So are you just milling about?

I'm just kind of looking. No, I'm looking. I'm giving everyone kind of the, like, I'm looking around to see if anyone's looking at me. No one's looking at me. And what's the kid doing at this point? Is she like, what the hell is that doing? She's confused as to what happened, too. She's like, she goes, pay for it.

I go, I don't have to. Someone else paid for it. She goes, you should pay, too. I go, I can't pay, too. It's been paid for. Right. Someone paid. Why did they do it?

I don't know why they did it. Then the waitress comes back, and she said they said that they just wanted to say thank you. They're a fan of your radio show, and they just wanted to buy you breakfast. That was it. That was all she said. Now I'm going, okay, so it's a K-Rock listener. So now I start looking around going. Where are the band T-shirts at?

Right, exactly. And I'm looking around, and I'm looking for anyone in a band T-shirt, anyone that's covered in tattoos, facial piercings. Teeth missing. All that stuff. It looks like they got a GED. I mean, I'm really looking, Ellie. I'm going, who's our people? And I still, there's nothing.

All these people have two arms. Show of hands in the restaurant. Is anyone missing an arm or a limb or blind? Because if not, I have no idea. We're currently drunk at 10 a.m. So I, once again, I'm looking, it's not that big of a place. I'm going table by table. Big fan.

Wait, you're going table by table at this point? I'm not walking. I don't think you're going to perform. I'm not walking table by table, but I'm looking. Okay, got it. I'm scanning. Okay, got it. And I see, and there's not, nothing makes sense.

There's not one person in there that looks And then I finally go that's it So I walk out I get to the door before I leave And I just do some sort of a weird Like queen wave Like this to the place Are you for real Thank you my subject

I just wanted to let the person know whoever this person is This mystery person this doesn't happen to us Sometimes at a bar someone will be like Let's have a drink together We're usually at a thing It wouldn't just happen in the wild So I do a wave, like a wave. Thank you all.

Enjoy the meal. Like you own the place. Thank you all. And then I walk out, and at the outdoor table, as I'm about to get, because there's outside tables too, about to get into my car, see these two guys, look like they're in their late 20s, early 30s, tattoos. Oh, there they are. One of them's wearing a sublime shirt, the other, and I just say, guys, thanks for the

breakfast. and then they say who they said who are you and then the thickest accents because they were clearly visiting from some other land we're like excuse me and i said thank you for the breakfast and they said are you the waiter and i said no did you send me breakfast and they looked at each other confused and then just continued their conversation and i got in the car and i felt like the biggest loser. And your daughter said, what the hell was all of that? And she goes, Dad, I don't think those guys bought your breakfast. I go, clearly they didn't buy it.

And then... Or if they were listeners, great, great job. Great, great bit. Great bit. Because it really messed me up good. What are you talking about? And then I got home and there was a nice DM from some listener that just said, and this is the part you guys are going to hate.

They said, I'm the one that paid for your breakfast as my way of saying thank you to you and the entire show. Okay. For all of the laughter and enjoyment you bring me on a daily basis. Well, where are they eating next? So I passed that thank you on to you, Allie and Jake and Omar. Oh, thanks.

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Well, it's a bad day for millennials and for Dodger fans. In addition to the death of Hayden Panettiere, who died at 36 years old, more details have been coming out today about the circumstances of that. We also lost Tommy John, a legendary baseball player, former Dodger, died at 83. He played for six different teams over the course of his very long career, thanks to a revolutionary surgery that is now known as the Tommy John surgery. In his 30s, he had a bad elbow injury, and they said he would have normally been a career-ending injury.

They decided to try an experimental procedure where they harvested a ligament from his other arm and used it to fix the injured arm. So cool. Even with the surgery, they said he had a 1% chance of playing professionally ever again. Not only did he, he played better than he did before. Played for 14 seasons and won 288 games. Another kid broke his arm and then they fixed it, but then all of a sudden he could pitch really fast. So they put him in. He was a starter for the Angels.

I think it was called the rookie maybe. The rookie, yeah. I think. Same surgery. Tommy Johnson. Oh, it was the same one? Well, his was better because he was able to pitch a 100-mile-an-hour fastball, seven years old or something.

I didn't know anything about this guy, and that story is incredible. I think Rookie of the Year. That's a great baseball movie. So great, I couldn't remember it. The important thing is he had the surgery done, and I think that if you're going to have anything named after you, I think people think that the best thing you can have is a street named after you. I used to think a sandwich getting named after you was pretty cool.

The worst thing is a disease. Disease, like Lou Gehrig's disease, a terrible one, right? Your death is so sad, we had to name this after you. But if you get a cure named after you, that's pretty cool. I think an award named after you. No, no, no. Getting like a surgery where you now go like, does my insurance cover Tommy John? Yeah, it does.

Oh, that's so cool. Like, that's a good legacy to have. Or you're like, I'm Tommy John. Right, I'm the guy. Like, I was saying, I'm risked enough to say, try this experimental thing. And I'm sure a lot of experimental procedures didn't go well. You like that guy who got that pig heart? That's Charlie, Blind Charlie.

No, he got cow blood. Like a cow blood. Remember they transferred a pig's heart or something into this guy? And he was cool for a while, but then he died, right? And then he died. But I bet if he had lived, they would have named the surgery after him. Fine. You could be like the earwax guy.

They could name something after the earwax removal process. Whatever I've been doing to myself is not working, so I am in a problem. There's so much oil on the console now and everywhere in the studio. I'm leaking oil like an old car. The things that he's doing off the air to try and clear his ears. Well, he's filming me. He's just smashing his hand against his ear and then popping his head up. Yeah, because I'm reading the text line, and people keep texting me what I need to do,

and I'm such an idiot that I'm doing all of them, and nothing's working. I think you're messing with me. Last week, I told you a story about a dead body that was found in an abandoned suitcase, only to discover later that it was a sex doll. Now I bring you a story about a bomb that was discovered. Closed off the streets, bomb squad came out, all the whole nine, only to discover that it was actually a sex toy. Oh, my God, this is unbelievable.

Police closed roads and called in the bomb squad for what turned out to be a sex toy. CNN's getting real kitschy with their... They sure are. Music, I mean, it's kind of ridiculous. The device was left outside a fire station in Washington, D.C., and it's easy to see why the toy and all its exposed wires were seen as suspicious. I mean, it's a big cylinder. It looks to be about five or six inches high, and it does have wiring around it.

It doesn't look like a sex toy, you know, from the naked eye. But when they came to investigate, police found an electronic sex portable pump device. The police report states that... A penis pump. Oh, that's what it was. That's why the wires were coming. Why would you call that a sex toy? I mean, it's a sex-related device.

More like a medical device. Call that Tommy Dong. It was named after the great Dodger, Tommy Dong. Yeah, I don't know why they would call that a sex toy, because that's not bringing anyone pleasure, is it? Yeah, it's bringing the person pleasure that's getting a bigger penis from using it. I didn't even know they made those anymore. The person who left the toy spoke to a person working at the fire station before dropping the device. Roads were closed for almost two hours while authorities investigated.

That's annoying. Yeah, and the fact that he just dropped it, like a little oopsie moment, you know, I mean, that's kind of a big thing to drop. It's nice to know that with all of these things happening because of sex dolls and sex toys, et cetera, that we're still a very horned up culture because they wanted us to believe that no one's horny anymore. Yeah, that's just not the case. And then finally, I know that it's fair to say e-bikes are universally loved by everybody. They're not controversial at all. And people are doing everything they can to get their hands on them, including commit fraud. Well, we know just how popular e-bikes are, especially here in Orange County.

And if you've ever shopped for one, you know, they can be really expensive. Well, police tell us two suspects tried placing a very large order for them from this local bike shop called Jack's. They tried ordering five e-bikes worth more than $8,000, we're told. And that raised some red flags for employees here. So then they looked it up. They called the police and they discovered that this was all on stolen credit cards. And when the people came to get the bikes, the $8,000 worth of e-bikes, they arrested them both and realized that they had committed identity fraud, have done all this shady stuff just to get their hands on these e-bikes,

which I'm sure they were eventually going to resell online. We get into a brand-new hour of the show right now, and the very first thing we do is invite you this Saturday to join us at Just Like Heaven, Brookside Rose Bowl. Call our 20 right now, 800-520-1067. Let's go.