Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Missing Fingers, The Throat GOAT and MORE

Episode Date: July 1, 2026

About to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show, but first let's tell you about our good friends at the finest airport that ever was and ever will be. The San Bernardino International Airport. Especially when there's summer travel plans, it can get expensive at these airports. That's why you got to go to this airport where parking is just five bucks a day. Plus you got those easy trips, San Francisco or Provo, Utah. Maybe you didn't plan anything this summer. See how easy it is. Don't be one of those people who has to pack your patience. Go to San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, enough shilling. Now it's time to get into a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. Good morning. Welcome to your K-Rock. We're your Klein Alley Show. Nice to meet you.

Thanks for hanging out and making that pledge to have a funner summer. It all starts in your mornings. Have a funner morning. Guaranteed to probably have a better day. And it's that trickle effect. So this hour on the show gets you into Monster Jam, gets you some tickets to a water park. Not one, not two, but three, so that you can go ahead and cool off and enjoy floating in Lazy River upon Lazy River all summer long. And that'll be happening at 9 a.m. sharp this hour.

If you do not currently have all your fingers, the question we have for you is why. Fireworks get all the glory this time of year, but there's many reasons why people have lost a finger or part of a finger. And we'll take your stories, put them on KROQ, and give away some tickets coming up later this hour. And we're in the middle of pledging a funner summer here by forcing each other to do things. And already, Vanessa has been drunk at a water park.

It's the first official challenge completed for Funner Summer. And this person's got an interesting theory, Allie, that we may want to think about. Good morning. Hey, I'm calling about the Allie threesome Funner Summer challenge. And I just want to say that I think Jake's being a little bitch because I've been calling. And I think what you guys need to do is, since you all have been swapping things anyways, it should be swapped to him because he doesn't really have anything else

on that list going on, and he's single. So she's suggesting that, Allie, you give Jake the one-night-stand challenge. No swapbacks. Because Jake technically, you know, could do that without creating a whole problem like you would in your marriage.

Well, I never even spun this challenge. Right, you weren't here. You assigned it to me. No, no, no. So you said swapsies. You have to one-night-stand now, so... Yeah, no swapbacks. And Jake, what is on your fun or summer challenge list?

Do a drug that I've never done before, and then I forget the other one. Eat something fried. Oh, I do that every day. Oh, my God. That's a tough one. Wow, how difficult. I really wanted that one. Damn.

I mean, we're all going to do that anyway. Right, we're all eating fried stuff anyway. But it's got to be something, it can't just be like a lame fried-ass thing. It's got to be something really cool, deep fried, fair fried style. Besides his succulent girlfriend or whatever. So I think it should be deemed that it should be Jake's responsibility now to take over that, have a one-night stand. I hope Jake decides to stop being a baby and play this because I think that's the best result. All right.

Have a good day. Bye. Thanks for the call. You can always leave your messages on the GOAT line, 844-956-GOAT. All right. I'll swap back the drug one. Allie's pregnant now, but she says she'll try a drug she's never tried before. I'll take that.

Yeah. That's a little mess. Hardcore. Jake, you can take the one-night stand then. No swap bags, man. Why don't you give Allie fried food? Why don't you do a straight-up trade? Oh.

Because Allie's going to get fat Allie anyway, so might as well let her. What else does Allie have? What else do you have, Allie? I have the only one I have. Is it one night stand? That's it? I think so. And I've got to throw the backyard kegger and do an all-nighter?

Yeah, because I did the backyard kegger. That was what I landed on. But because your location is so much better, you're going to be doing that one. You gave it to me. I'll give you fried food for all-nighter. uh great trade hey nice cool nice i thought you said no swap back not for you no no swap backs yes we could swap once what the hell original swaps are okay so now i'm on the deep fried food trend and you're gonna pull the all-nighter hell yeah man all right love it probably on

whatever drug you take so there you go funner summer guaranteed you'll have a funner summer if you just do some of the many things we're doing although if you're a child probably don't do any of these things lots to get to this hour including the return of ali's mom the throat goat But it's all coming up on KROQ. Special announcement for all of you fans of Blink-182. There is a pop-up that is taking place starting today through the 3rd of July. And this is on Fairfax to celebrate the anniversary of one of the finest albums that ever was and ever will be. Take off your pants and jacket.

It's an anniversary with Complex. It's a pop-up and it's a full-on experience that is taking place to celebrate, I guess, the 182nd day of the year. I didn't realize that that was now, but congratulations, and welcome to your anniversary of all things Blink-182 and the fine album known as Take Off Your Pants and Jacket. Nice. Happening details on KROQ Socials. I think it's somewhere on Fairfax, and it's taking place today only for the next few days. All right, listen. The Bud Light Bros, as you know, are future celebrities.

At the current time, they're just a couple of brothers that live together and drink a ton of Bud Light. Not brothers. Cousins. Are they cousins? I think they're cousins. We're not exactly sure if they're even related. They're not brothers? This was a revelation to me as well.

Yeah, when we were trying to get one of them laid, and we did help one of them lose their virginity this year, which I think is also one of the finest things we did. If you think about all the nice things we've done for people, I know currently we're trying to find Blind Charlie a working kidney, but I mean, even if we get him the working kidney, I still think the nicest thing we ever did was get one of the Bud Light brothers laid. And I think we discovered that he's pretty asexual,

but he did have sex with a trucker woman. Yeah, a trucker lady listened to the show, And that was really cool of us to do that and cool for him, I think. And cool for her to do. Cool for her. And she said she enjoyed it. And, you know, everyone won. It was a win-win-win for everyone except for the lawyers here that made us sit through a lot of meetings afterwards.

Regardless, the Bud Light Bros have committed to being YouTube superstars. And that is why they have released another list, Allie. Well, they all say it's consistency when it comes to YouTube. Gotta just keep doing it. And they will be the next Mr. Beast. Mark my words. Currently, it's a slow build, but also it was from Mr. Beast. And they do look like beasts.

And the last video they did was about the top breakfast cereals ever. But now they have one that I think is much more relatable for all of us. And this is according to these guys that have been able to, believe it or not, hold down multiple jobs. These are the top five excuses that you can use if you plan on not going to work. And it only takes one video for it to go viral, dude. And these guys are going to be an instant sensation. Instant overnight sensation. And people will say, how have we never heard of these guys before?

Or you'll say, oh, I used to hear them on Klein Alley Show. I found them to be mid at best. So how long did it take them to get through these five excuses? This video was about 21 minutes long. And they have personal experiences with, you know, calling off work. So they give a couple of examples of each, you know, way to get off work. The first one is, and the clips are a little longer this time around because I want you, this is going to be a master class in telling the story and lying and getting your point across and

you have to pay close attention because the subtle nuances here that they're going to teach you will definitely get you off of work at number one is fake an element and this is how uh they want you to do that anytime you mention this nine times out of ten yeah the the person on the other line is going to be like, ooh, TMI, and just be like, I'll mark you down, homie. I'll let them know. And that is explosive diarrhea. You just like going like, oh, you know what?

I've been on the toilet since like midnight and my butthole sore. Or the best way to do it is when, even if you're not using the bathroom, go in a bathroom, call from there, and the echo from being in the bathroom will help that out, too. If you're seriously committed to the bit,

you know let out a couple farts let out a couple wet ones like that you know what I got to let you go because I'm about to get on this toilet again and they'll be like get out of here go go I don't want to hear that

so there you go Jake's offended as a guy who has explosive diarrhea my culture's not your costume Jake has to deal with that on a daily basis not an excuse but for real these are the top five excuses that you can use to get out and go into work. And listen, let's be honest.

Everyone could use some time off over the summer. Maybe you don't have any time off. Maybe you have a job that forces you to go in unless you're, quote, taking a sick day. So you need your excuses on the ready, and the Bud Light Bros have broken down, at least according to them, the greatest collection of excuses you could use.

And you know what? Put these away, even if you just stockpile them for later. Maybe you save them for the holidays. You'll need these at one point. Well, they prefaced the video by saying that the reason they decided to put this out is because the World Cup's going on,

so you're going to want to take some time off to watch the games. This is great. Especially now that the knockout round has started. The games are getting a little bit more intense, and they matter a little bit more. At number two, they are going to give an example of getting out of work using car troubles as an excuse. You know, you just call and be like, hey, fool, you know what? My car ain't starting.

It's messing with me. I don't know what's going on. I hear rumbling. it just goes you don't want to turn over I don't know what it is it could be the battery it could be the alternator

it could be a starter it could be the engine the carburetor there's so many examples I don't know what's going on I need professional help I need professional help that is a fact right there

that is the truest thing they've said right you just start listing off all the parts of a car carburetor transmission engine

wheel and most people say alright just figure it out and we'll see you in here. I mean, listen, people use that excuse. How many people have not made it in here

for car... I think all of us. Every single person at some point... So Ginger Justin just missed the day. Even today. He's not in today.

He's working from home today because his car's, quote, not working anymore. He mentioned carburetor or something and then I tuned him out. So they're right. You list enough car parts,

eventually the person you're giving the excuse to is going to tune you out. People don't like hearing about your medical problems or your car problems. They really don't. They really do tune you out

as soon as you start talking about it. Now, I can't believe they came up with three other excuses because to me we've always said explosive diarrhea is one of the big ones you can always use that we've all used it and then car problems is the other big one so the fact they came up with three other ones i would imagine death in the family's got to be on the list right it is on the list not yet though uh number three uh personal matters and they give a great example here hey man i i got a i got a lawyer meeting in downtown la

i didn't know about it if i don't go i could be facing some kind of criminal charges Oh, Jesus. And they're like, what are you talking about? Hey, look, man, my lawyer advised me that I can't even talk to you about this, okay? He told me to plead the fifth right now. You know, this is too much information. All you got to know is I got a meeting in downtown, and I got to be there, and I can't be at work. All right?

He got a baby mama truck. I'm not liable to say. I feel like these excuses are coming a little too easy. And definitely do that snap where they go, mm. Yeah, I think it's better if you have a guy on your side going, mm-hmm. That's right. You need to have your own hype man when you call to give that excuse. All right, you have a lawyer meeting in downtown L.A.

Great excuse. I'll have major legal problems if I don't attend, but I can't tell you about it. It raises a lot of red flags. I should also point out, the Bud Light Bros, I think, have been through multiple jobs this year alone. Oh, yeah, for sure. And I'm sure they've used all these excuses multiple times. Probably. That's the best part of getting a new job is you get to reset the excuse clock.

At number four, family emergency and death in the family. And the way Chris sets this up is that he was working at 24-Hour Fitness a long time ago. He was working at 24-Hour Fitness. Yeah, and he was just, this was like his third day on the job, and he just didn't feel like going in. And he just decided to. Was he working at a medicine bowl? Yeah. I think I should work at a place called Zero Hour Fitness.

I know. And he decided to just make up this story on the fly, and you are not going to believe this. I was working at 24-Hour Fitness at this time. Yeah, I'm not going to be able to make it work today, big dog. He's like, oh, what's going on? And I'm like, hey, man, I don't even know how to say this, but my cousin just got in a car wreck in Tijuana, Mexico. I got to go identify the body.

What? And he was like, oh, my God, are you serious? I'm like, yeah, man, I'm dead serious. And he's like, wow, I don't even know what to say. I'm like, I don't even know why I'm calling you, bro. I'm supposed to be on the freeway right now. I'm supposed to be on the five going down to identify his body. I want to show you how responsible I am.

Exactly. But he was just like, hey, man, take however much time you need. You know, that I got off the phone. I'm like, where did that even come from? I'm like, I'm so good at improv. Hell yeah. So once again, that's a great excuse to use. Got to go identify a body in Tijuana.

I love that you take the excuse and then you times 10. Yeah. You know? Yeah. death in the family car accident but i have to go identify the body in tijuana i shouldn't even be on the phone with you now i should be on the five the last example they give they were surprised because they witnessed this i think chris was uh working with a crew and one of his uh members used this excuse and he was shocked that this worked and at number five pet emergency yeah

this fool left and of course he told like the superiors above and everything the general manager all that and then the next day general manager comes up to me and he's like hey uh i'm gonna need you to to you know be the lead around here for the next three days great hey i was like why and he's like uh you know homie over here lost his dog and he said he needs like three four days to cope with it or something i was like god damn that works i'm over here using cousins All you have to do is make up a chihuahua, and you get the time off. All right, there you have it. Another home run from the Bud Light Bros.

They claim that our show inspired them to step in front of the camera. And I don't know if that's a good service or a bad service for society, but I think it's a win for us all. I think this is the best video they've done. I think it's one of their finest ones. And I think it's good that they quit at five, because normally they would have gone top 50. We'll take a quick break. When we get back, it's your time to shine. Why do you currently not have all your fingers?

That is the question. as we get into the final week for many people to have 10 fingers. Firework Day is on Saturday. A lot of people lighting them off. I heard a ton of them last night where I am. I'm sure you're all hearing them. So the question is, why do you not have 10 fingers right now? Your stories could result in you winning some Monster Jam tickets next

at 800-520-1067. Dial slowly with those 9, 7, 4, 3, 2, 1 fingers. Call next. K-Rock Klein Alley Show. You ever see someone who doesn't have all their fingers? Usually there's a great story that goes with that. Every once in a while, it's the 4th of July firework that we're warned about every single year. And still some people are going to only be celebrating one final couple of days with both their hands and all their fingers.

Because eventually at some point, someone's going to say, hold this M-80, let's light it, and don't throw it. You can count to five, and then boom, it goes off in three, and there goes your finger. And they warn you about it every year, which is why the fire departments are constantly warning us about illegal fireworks. And they're blowing up watermelons, and a lot of watermelons, perfectly good, delicious watermelons, are giving their lives right now so that we can save a few hands. I don't know if you remember this impactful story from secondhand Cindy, but she was engaged to be married to a man, and then he put his engagement finger on, or his ring thing, his wedding ring on, his engagement ring on, and then it got caught on something and ripped his finger off. I do remember that. And then she dumped him after that. Yeah, she's like, I can't date this freak.

But he has a number. And he's got the number. So your story's now at 800-520-1067. enough for grabs bragging rights you get the official nubby award which we only give out once a year and you'll get some tickets to go to monster jam crypto.com arena because i think that most people at monster jam shouldn't have all their working fingers uh july 17th great seats still available at axs.com but you'll win them from us right now if you have a great story as to why you do not currently have all of your fingers and the phone number is once again

800-520-1067 to call or to text. We start. This can't be possible. Hey, Cripple Cody, you're also missing fingers? Yeah. Wait a minute. You're the Cripple Cody that currently has not working legs. Correct, yes.

You would think you need your hands more than anybody. Well, this happened before breaking my back. So what happened? I crashed on a dirt bike when I was eight, and I got my right ring finger pinched between the lever and the handlebar when I hit the ground. And I went to pick my bike up, and it felt like I had a splinter in my hand or in my finger, and I took my glove off, and my fingertip stayed in the glove.

Oh, my God. Oh. Was it a situation where they couldn't reattach it? No. One of my friends, because I just dropped my glove and walked back to the truck, and one of my friend's dads tried to squeeze the fingertip out of a glove

and he said it was like trying to get the last bit of toothpaste out of a tooth. Wait a minute. And that's how you lost your fingertip because of a bike accident. Then years later,

you did the same thing and then you broke your back? Yeah, exactly. Huh. And you continue to race, right? Well, I race side by side now. It's like an offer of golf cart Cripple Cody, is it possible you're just not good at biking because it sounds like you've had two catastrophic injuries as a result of it?

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I racked my nuts and crashed through a fence one time. I hit a bunch of people. I got a bunch of concussions, all that. So you currently have no working legs and only nine and a half working fingers? Well, it's nine and three quarters, so my racing number has always been nine points. It's been 975, so yes. All right, well, there you go.

That's how he lost part of a finger. Well, have a safe Fourth of July, I guess, at the very least. We can wish you nothing but the best there. Mike on KROQ, talking to people that don't currently have all their fingers. Consider this a cautionary tale. What's up, Mike? Yeah, I was walking out of the house, and my wife shut the door behind me, and my index finger got shut in the door in the latch,

and it basically shut. It cut it clean off. It was just hanging on by the skin. And they're actually able to reattach it, so it's there. It's just not fully functional. So you can't feel anything? i can feel a little a little bit but i can't really move it it's just more frozen it's just there i can't i can't grab things with it it's on my left hand and i'm left-handed

so it kind of sucks it's your pinky finger no my index oh your index finger that's an important one yeah that's one of the that's one of the most important ones it's just decorative at this point yeah i mean it's got a gnarly scar yeah all right that's uh that's a bummer but it still is there now at least it's there you know physically you can would you rather have it there and not... Not functional? Right. I'm just trying to think what, Allie, as a lesbian, rank the fingers. Well, index. Number one, right?

Index and middle are the most important in my community. Middle is the number one because it's an insult and also... What about thumb? I mean, I think thumb is the most important finger. If you don't have a thumb, then you're just every other animal. Some thumb don't... Some people argue thumb is not even finger. It's a whole different... They don't even consider

that one of the fingers. Well, you got four fingers and one thumb. I think trying to have a life with no thumbs. How are you supposed to text? How are you supposed to pick up a phone? So what's the official ranking from a lesbian to the world?

Go ahead and rank all five fingers in order of importance. As a lesbian, I have to go index with number one. Index is one. Then thumb. Huh. Then middle.

Then ring, then pinky. See, I think ring, if you're going to get rid of any of them, maybe that's why they decided to put the ring on that finger because if the rings are getting caught and ripping it off, I think that's the one

that you could most easily disguise not having. Really? I feel like there's a big gap there. Yeah, but if you're in a fist, no one could tell. If you're drinking tea, you've got to have your pinky out. That's important, pinkies out. Yeah, yeah, I think we definitely can't lose our pinkies. How are we going to enjoy tea without it?

You can't enjoy tea. So the ring has got to be the one that is the first one. How are you going to snort cocaine with that one long nail? Right, that's what you need your pinky for. Right. I think the ring one, other than the fact that, you know, you prove to the world that you're married or you're off the market, That's a great excuse.

Hey, I can't get married. I have no ring finger. Yeah, or, you know, maybe you are married, and the person's like, you keep cheating on me. No one knows you're married. Well, I got rid of my whole finger. Hey, Liz, which finger are you missing? Hi, I actually don't have all fingers,

but my son was in summer school a few years ago and came home and said that one of his teachers, who wears sandals every single day, was missing a toe. She only had nine toes. He eventually built up the courage to ask her what happened after the summer, and she said a lawnmower had rode over her foot. Oh, my God.

Do you know which toe it was? Damn. I don't know, but I just imagine a bunch of seven-year-olds were just mortified and shocked. I mean, it's pretty ballsy if you're missing a toe to just wear sandals all the time. It's another reason, too, actually. It's also right to show it off, I guess,

because you know everyone's going to go up and ask you the story, but is that the real story? See, I also think that the people that are missing fingers, even if they're missing them for not fun reasons, they've come up with fun stories. Because they know that people are going to ask them about it. They know people want to know. And I know every time they tell a story, someone's going to go, ah!

Right. Every time you tell a story, ah! Ah! I wish we get through the rest of these stories because we are celebrating all of you people that are missing fingers as we get into what I believe to be is the most dangerous week of the year for fingers. And it's so sad that it comes just after Pride Month ends. Oh, 909 said, I'm a hand surgeon, and the thumb is a finger, and it is the most important one. Index finger is the least important.

What? Really? According to a hand surgeon. Ashley, we'll give you the final word, and then we have to go, because Allie's mom, the throat goat, is waiting to talk to us about a very important matter. What's up? Hello. So, my friend was born with four fingers.

They moved his pointer finger to where his thumb should be, because you can't really function without a thumb. So, which finger got moved over to the thumb? The pointer turned into the thumb. Oh, cool. Wow, that's such a long-ass thumb. That may have been what happened to Megan Fox with the toe thumbs. They just put her toes on her thumbs?

Maybe, because she, yeah, if you look at Megan Fox, I mean, she's beautiful, but she's got those weird-ass toe thumbs. And then what does she have on her feet? Maybe, who knows? Has anyone ever seen her feet before? MGK, and he's not around anymore. All right, all right. Thank you for that. All right.

Listen, give some of these, give one of these people Monster Jam tickets. These stories were all mesmerizing. Allie's mom will be joining us in a moment. There's an issue going on that we have to get to the bottom of next. Get comfortable being uncomfortable. It's K-Rock or Klein Alley Show. Alley's got a real problem. It's the funniest problem she could possibly have.

I find it hilarious. It's a real problem, though. And I'm telling you right now, I'm not envious at all of the situation that you're entering. I am going on a family trip. Already, I'm already not envious. Just for that reason alone, being around family seems exhausting. Well, we're going to a beautiful place. We're going to Hawaii.

And we are getting like an Airbnb. it has so my my mom and her husband it's me and my wife and kid and it's my sister and her husband so there are three bedrooms and we're all staying in the same Airbnb now what I realized last night as I started trying to pack for this trip is I do not want to be in the room that is closest to my mother and her husband because as we've all learned together my stepfather needs hotel sex or any sex while traveling vacation sex vacation sex or when they're in an airbnb or a hotel or any kind of travel scenario it's his medicine it's something that he really really needs and enjoys so i want to make sure that i am not in the room that is the closest

to my mom and Steve because I don't want to hear or know about the administering of the medicine. And I realize that we haven't called dibs on the rooms yet. Well, isn't it first to arrive? It's like the real world. Remember when they showed up at the real world house in MTV? First one there, you got to pick your room.

Yeah, but here's the thing. My sister and I both get in around the same time. You got to race. And we are going to be in a rat race to see who can get their rental car first and get to this Airbnb so we can snag the most desirable room. Let me ask you a question.

Does your sister have the same concern? I talked to her about it and she just did a bunch of crying and throw up emojis. That's not throw up emojis. That's throat goat emojis right there. Get it right. Get it right.

So... Well, would you like to talk to your mom about this and maybe you guys can come up with some sort of a plan? Well, I do have a question for her because I don't know the layout of the Airbnb. I didn't book it. So I'm not sure if this is an issue or not.

If there's a room that's like way off in another wing then they can just have that room earlier this week we talked to one of the throat goats by the name of joey jaws chestnut they call him the jote he puts a lot of hot dogs in his mouth on the fourth of july but i would argue equally as important to this country is the other throat goat known as ali's mom and she joins us now on k-rock again good morning ali's mom hi how are you doing great and uh happy early fourth of july and as you uh maybe heard i don't know if you were able to hear that but ali's concerned about the airbnb situation yeah um there everyone seems to be concerned

i'll tell you who's not concerned is steve well yeah so you can confirm that when you arrive in hawaii he's gonna want that right mom yeah we usually have to christen a room Are you loud lovers? Well, he has a really deep voice. Okay, so what's going to happen? Because my sister and I get in around the same time. What is the layout of this place? Are there two rooms that are separated from one room?

Or what's the situation? Do you christen all the rooms? No, just ours. Okay. Gotta ask to have him before we even unpack. Oh, man. Wow. So Steve gets to unpack his bags.

Yeah, he's got to settle in. Okay. Oh, man. All right, so that's going to happen immediately upon arriving in Hawaii. Right, but we get in later, so let's think this through. So there's, on the main level, there's... Okay, that's not my stepdad. I think that is.

On the main... Is that a volcano in Hawaii, or is that Steve? That's a funny name. That's an eruption. Run, run! Dornan Volcano erupts. Escape, mainlanders. Steve is erupting.

All right, we can all stop laughing now. Nope. You were saying the one room is on the main floor. This is like Pompeii. Everyone's stuck here. Everyone's just stuck under Steve Lowe. Oh, stop it. Can't escape the giant eruption of Steve.

Future archaeologists. He was christening the room. All right. Yes, go ahead. So explain the layout to how he knows. On the top shelf, I mean, on the top story, there is a king room. Okay. Which is separate, and your sister has claimed that one.

I knew it! I knew she already claimed it. I knew there was an upstairs and a downstairs, and I knew she had claimed it. God, so I'm next to you guys then. Is that true? Well, yeah, because we thought that... We thought, you know... We thought what?

then Wesley could come over to our room if you want Wesley's going to be here for that? they're going to star him for life kinky stuff right there he's got to learn it somehow babe take off that tutu kid this is how a real man operates

I get it listen I am blown away not as much as Steve will be but still this is a wild this is all funny But when you guys arrive, should we coordinate all of, you know, my sister and all of us leaving the house for a bit so you can have time? Yeah, maybe take a walk to the beach or something. How long do you need to christen a room upon your arrival?

Well, it's only a three-minute walk to the beach. Okay. But I think maybe walk to the beach, you know, stick your toes in the water, leisurely make your way back. And are you preparing at all? Like we're talking to Joey Chestnut this week about his preparations for the 4th of July hot dog eating contest. Are you also, Throat Goat, preparing for this trip to Hawaii in any way? Not really. I feel like I have so much scar tissue anyway.

Oh, come on! Oh, man. All right. What an appearance, Sally. She's the best, huh? Great. Can't wait. All right.

Family vacay. That's amazing. And maybe you guys can take one of those helicopter tours to the rim of Mount Steve, where you can kind of all look at what's happening as the lava starts to bubble up. And how many times a week? Like, is this going to be happening every day? Like, once a... No.

Okay. No. Well, you know what? I'm going to make an executive decision. We'll stay upstairs. Oh, okay. All right. Oh, that's going to piss off your sister, Allie.

Yeah, well, she had dibs on that room. I knew it. She didn't even tell me she had dibs, too. She's like, well, we'll see. So you're going to move upstairs with Steve. That's good, because then the lava can flow downstairs and fill the house. I think it's appropriate. It kind of just makes sense.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You guys should have your privacy. All right. There you have it. That's Sally's real-life mother. All right.

Well, we're excited. Thanks, Mom. Aloha. Aloha. Aloha. Hello. Oh, yeah, that's absolutely it. All right.

She's 90% scar tissue. Allie's mother. We've got to take a quick break. Back to more show next. Hey, Rock. We're at Klein Allie's show. It's fun. What's happening in the world.

And we will get into a brand new hour of the show, hook you up with tickets so you can go down all the water slides you want or just float around in a lazy river. Let the good Lord intend it as we are officially now in the month of July. And I know there's other news happening other than just the LeBron James story, but that does seem to be dominating the cycle, leaving the Lakers. and not doing so until after his son was already guaranteed to have a contract of a couple of a million dollars, which, by the way, in the world of the NBA means absolutely nothing. Pretty, pretty sad little contract there.

Although, hey, I would happily take a guaranteed couple of million dollars. If you weren't good at basketball. If I was not good at basketball. That'd be really impressed. Also was not good at basketball. I'd like the money. LeBron is starting to speak a little bit, at least to us here at KROQ. And this is what he did say.

I had to leave L.A. It was time. mostly because Kleinbrau backed that talking to Ali's baby bit. Let it go, bro. Okay, so he's also not a fan of me talking to Ali's baby. You have to know when to walk away from a bad bit. Which is why he's decided. And you know what?

We don't know when to walk away from a bad bit, which is why we have more comments from LeBron. Go ahead, sir. Look, I just want to win, but that can't happen with certain players who can't hit a simple layup. I'm talking about Bronny James. Learn to shoot, bro. Thank you.

We heard you loud and clear, and that's how we all feel. And now let's get to this year news. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. Talk about the one story that's dominating the news cycle as well. I don't know how many people actually care about the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelsey wedding, but the news would lead us to believe that all of us care very much. They've done so many breakdowns of who they think is going to be invited,

the estimated cost. There were some pictures being posted of Andy Reid trying on tuxedos. The dress code, the NDAs, the estimated cost of just booking the venue at MSG is a million dollars a night. So we still think that's a real venue? That's not a decoy venue? Well, the news crews are out in front of MSG covering all of it, and there are tons of trucks. It's Wedding Central, a beehive of activity at Madison Square Garden just three days from the wedding of the century. The street in Midtown Manhattan is packed with delivery trucks as workers unload equipment and props. This appears to be scaffolding used for stage lighting.

Looks like they'll be rolling out the red carpet. We spotted this truck with a vent carpet on it and the image of a red carpet. Whoa. Inside. What else? That is inside. It is very inside. Extra tight at the most famous arena in the world.

She's screaming. Every worker is thoroughly checked before they're allowed beyond the barricades. We spotted security teams using mirrors to check beneath vehicles for explosives and weapons. Each driver is wanted. The National Guard is also there, a common sight at the garden. Okay, so obviously... What would be funny to me is if instead of them walking down the aisle, They get pushed down the aisle in disguised carts like she did at her, you know, concerts.

Yeah, like in a janitorial cart. Yeah, like she's just getting pushed down inside of a popcorn cart. A hot food hot box. Right. Because they don't want any pictures, even at the event. They're so top secret. They don't even want their friends and family. They just spit them out, say, I do, kiss, and go back in the boxes.

Just see them. Get back in your hidden boxes so we can wheel you around. It's ridiculous. I don't think it can possibly happen in Madison Square Garden. I just feel like... Well, otherwise, then all this is just really a true waste of money. You want a bet, Klein? I got two bets going right now.

I got LeBron. The two biggest stories. LeBron leaving the Lakers. LeBron is going to be a Laker next year. I still think so. Still think it's going to happen. You don't think it's going to happen? They're not getting married at MSG.

I think it's a decoy. They're going to do something else. Omar, you want to go? I think it's going to happen, dude. Yeah, for sure, dude. What do you want? What kind of action? Four pizzas is already taken.

That is true. I already have a four pizza. Let's do 50. Let's do 50. 50 pizzas or $50? No, no, 50 bucks. Just 50 bucks. 50 bucks.

50 pizzas is hilarious. You get a pizza like every week. 50 bucks. It's much better than 50 pizzas. I just send him a pizza every week. That's pizzas for a year for you. I have so many pizzas. Omar would get so fat if you weren't like that.

Okay, so there are a lot of iconic signs here in Southern California. A lot of people were concerned about the iconic Arby's sign. What was going to happen to it after the Arby's on Sunset closed down? Now the sign for the Colbert Late Night Show will live on forever in WeHo after it was bought at auction. It was purchased earlier this year, and now you can see it. It is sitting on the rooftop of the WeHo Bistro. So you can just add it to the list of signs that, you know, people, of course, got used to seeing over the course of its 11-year run. And there was a big fan who said, hey, he has cemented his legacy in the role in late night television, and his sign deserves to live on.

So that's another addition to WeHo. I think the WeHo Bistro, if I'm not mistaken, just was one of those places that was on that infestation list. Really? I believe so. That makes it even funnier. I look at all the places that I've eaten at and I go, I wonder if this place is... It looks like a nice place. It says reservations recommended.

I see some pokey and avocado toast. They always say that. I have not eaten there, but I did see... I don't want to speak out of school here and hurt some local business, but I believe... But I'm going to proceed to. But I believe, unless there's a... I'm just going to guess that that's infested with rats. Moving on.

Do you want to bet? I will bet. I only got 75 pizzas. 75 pizzas at that place. I can't lose any more today, guys. It's right by Barney's Beanery. I know where it is. Go ahead, continue the story.

I'm going to look this up. Okay. A message to all you single male heteros out there. If you are having trouble locking down a relationship, your annoying hobbies might have something to do with it. These are the hobbies that are the biggest turnoff to women, according to an expert. The WeHo Bistro was shut down because of the L.A. County Health Department due to vermin infestation. Three weeks ago.

Just letting you know. I didn't make that up. So someone owes me 75 pizzas. I don't know who it is, but this is a real story. It's the only bet you didn't make, and you won. Did anyone bet me on that? Congrats. No?

Stupid me. So here are the hobbies you should not have, and here are the hobbies you should get if you want to get laid. Well, for the single men out there looking for love, one expert suggests you put down the video game controller. Yeah, that's good news for sure. What's wrong with that guy? That guy is looking for love in all the wrong places. According to professional dating coach Blaine Anderson. Blaine Anderson is the most boring name on the planet, by the way.

The hobby that will turn most women away is playing video games. Binge-watching Netflix and gambling on sports are also big turn-offs. She suggests more recreational activities or volunteering at an animal shelter as an alternative hobby. So pretend you work at an animal shelter. Do you want to get laid? I was so hoping that they were about to say that gambling on sports and binge-watching TV was a turn-off. Those are like the three biggest hobbies for men. It's my time to shine.

Yeah, but you've got to find a woman that will tolerate it. She's not going to like it, but if she tolerates it or puts up with it. There are women out there that are into video games. Yeah, some women like to game, yeah, but gambling, to find a woman that gambles in the same way that guys do, that's a real degenerate. I'm looking for that, but I mean, that's a real type. But I don't think you can have two degenerate gamblers. No, you can't. You need to have someone that does it, and then the other person that tries to figure out where the money went, and that person has to come up with good stories as to why.

And it's not just because, you know, they put all their money on Team Bosnia to win today or something. Does your wife get upset with you? Yeah, but she also, she is a poker, she used to be an online poker player. Really? And I've seen her in a room. Early on, we were still dating, went to Vegas. And I said to her, we played in a poker tournament. I said, when you lose, you can wait for me over there.

And about four minutes later, I was out. And she ended up beating pretty much like a room full of guys at this day and age. Oh, that's hot. And I was like, and she still brings it up. She's like, remember that time you said for me to wait for you over there? And then you lost. I'm like, yeah, I remember. It's definitely something you hold over a guy's head forever.

It's brought up regularly. Let's get into a brand new hour of the show right now. and let's get you into every water park in Southern California. Call 20-800-520-1067. Summer is officially here. Here we go.