Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Moist Joyce, Pool Rentals and MORE

Episode Date: June 25, 2026

New episode of Klein Alley Show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Alley, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah for all the skiing, snowboarding, or wives you can handle. And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco, San Bernardino International Airport, when airports smell great. this is the world famous k-rock what an hour welcome to k-rock just after eight o'clock it is the frequent on a thursday morning start planning your breakfast for dinner as we call

it around here bf dar's day it's fun to say even even more fun to eat your family will appreciate you when you enjoy some bf dar's day later on today uh this hour on the show we get you on the bus to santa barbara uh in fact we spent some time with our favorite bus enthusiast by the name of Moist Joys. She is an advocate of all things mass transit, public transit. She loves buses,

spends a lot of her time on buses, especially when temperatures get hot like the heat dome we're experiencing. She likes to cool off in the sweet feels

of public transit. Now, you will not be taking a public transportation bus to Santa Barbara. You'll be going on a nice... One of those fancy buses, right? I would imagine one of those fancy buses

with the bathroom. Do they have like Wi-Fi? Probably, but T-Roc's paying for it, so once again, who knows, could be a school bus. Regardless,

we get you to Santa Barbara in a bus to see Royal Otis. It's part of K-Retro Road Trip USA. And we get you a chance to win your way onto the bus this hour. If you don't want to play our games, not in the mood to play this morning, you can just call in at 9 a.m.

and be caller 20 and win your way in. But we'll be playing a little game with Moist Choice called Password, Bus Password, where I think Jake actually approached her in the back of a bus and asked her some words. And she basically had to say the next word she was thinking of. And if you can get inside the brain of a Moist Choice,

you can win your way to an amazing trip to Santa Barbara this hour on the show. Meanwhile, Allie, this is the summer that we are guaranteeing more fun, not just by listening to K-Rock in the mornings, but by forcing each other to do things over the course of the next few months that will make this summer more fun. One of the things you have to do is have a one-night stand, and you've inspired this listener.

Hey, son. Hey, Allie. Okay, so I got some tea for y'all. Basically, my girlfriend and I decided to pick one of the things from your funner summer list to do together this summer. And we decided to get kind of adventurous, and we decided that we're going to do the one-night stand. We're going to have a threesome this summer. Now, because we decided that, we started to, there's like an app that allows couples to get on there and like, you know, find unicorns, as people call them. So we've been talking to a girl, and we even took her on a date a couple days ago, and the attraction is there.

but like we realized like okay wait this wouldn't count as a one-night stand because we're building up a relationship over time you're right so you gotta cut her loose gotta cut her loose that's a big mistake right i understand why you want to feel comfortable with the person you're gonna invite to your bedroom but yeah once you start taking her out and whining and dining that's not a one-night stand anymore it's hard for women to have a one-night stand because they always want to get to know each other oh my god what a waste of time and energy so now we're going to try a different approach i wanted to know if ali had any advice when she and her wife had a threesome i believe she said they knew the person yeah correct me if i'm mistaken but i don't know i don't know

how to get a one-night stand as a couple i feel like it's harder for us so yeah let me know if there's any advice i got bye you know yes we did know the person ahead of time so for us that was not the case it wasn't a one-night stand however if you go to a ladies night a girls night or you go to that new lesbian bar in West Hollywood, split up, divide and conquer. Yeah, divide and conquer. Find somebody, and then when you're hitting it off and ready, then you go, by the way, I've got a girlfriend over there. She likes you too, and we want to get all together, the three of us.

I feel like that's the way. You kind of back into it. Yeah, I don't think you can go out as a group. No, you can't be, like, holding hands and hope somebody comes up to you. That's not going to happen. Overwhelming. I mean, I picture, like, one of them sitting on the other one's shoulders wearing a big trench coat

trying to play it alpha as one person and then reveal the there's two of us here ah threesome time it's KROQ KROQ

Klein Alley Show it's not just a regular day here at KROQ the entire company is doing a bring your dog to work day to day which is why

Jake doesn't feel special because he brings his dog to work every day and today other people are roaming through the halls with dogs and everyone seems like to be in a good mood

Vanessa's throwing them against walls welcoming them to the building that's not true We have Target set up. A big giant bullseye on the wall. I couldn't be more happy for today. Vanessa wanted to point out.

Because of all the dog slamming. All the throwing. Mary, please speak on the mic. It's like, speak on my behalf. It's like dog shot put. My dog's unconscious on the floor right now because of your most recent throw. But everyone seems to be in a good mood about this Bring Your Dog to Work Day. It's one of the things corporations do to try to raise morale.

Yeah, and if you really love bad puns, it's a great day. Oh, Allie's so mad about this. Let's have a few rules to keep our area safe, fun, and positive. Oh, man. I do hate all of the emails that have come out about this, and Postmaster Johnny's excited, not because he has a dog, but because I guess they're doing some sort of a lunch later today where people are going to show up with their dogs,

and Johnny's been trying to predict what he believes that it's going to be, and he had this crack in the case earlier. He goes, I think they're going to be serving hot dogs because it's in the name and because there's a giant picture of a hot dog on the invitation. Yeah, and it's K-Rock, man. It's like, that's the cheapest thing to make.

There's a plate of hot dogs on this graphic. Yeah, let me get some glizzies today, man. It's going to be a great day today. So Johnny's all excited about that. Meanwhile, other people just, as Ali said, it's a great day for small talk, because you're right, it's the same five questions. How old?

Where'd you get them? Where'd you get them? How long you had them? Blah, blah. all the rescue stories is that a doodle and then i understand that they're like there are people like jake that take their dog to work every day a friend a friend who has taken her dog to work every single day for like 10 years everybody loves the dog everyone knows the dog that's a specific situation where that dog is used to coming to work it's part of their daily routine

does your dog want to be in this small studio right now or would he rather just be at home sleeping in his bed. Well, minus the whole Vanessa throwing him in the wall earlier, he seems like he's pretty happy to be here. I mean, he might... Yeah, that's the secret to dogs. He seems unsettled.

No, he's chilling on the floor right now. He's passed out. Every time I get up, he's following me around. Because, I'll tell you what. He's sniffing. Because you give off a... And he's giving like a half-bark thing.

Because you give off a bad vibe. Dogs know you don't like them. I'm actually like a dog whisperer. Who saved that dog that we found on the side of the road? That dog loved me. All of us did. And I found its owner

and everything. I used to be a dog walker, okay? I was like a person that was able to train dogs that were untrainable. My problem is the dog owners, and then the dogs are anxious, and the dogs don't want to be in a building, and then the dogs, what if the dogs don't like the other dogs? It's a whole thing, and they're

smelling each other's butts. They had to move this into the sound space so that they could have more space because otherwise it would just turn into a giant mauling. Well, I think most people that are going to bring their dog... Somebody had some sort of trauma with the dog. I'll tell you what it is. When Allie was a dog sitter, At one point, she was forced to rub medication on a dog's vulva for weeks.

What? I did have to put, well, I had to brush. Did it get turned on? Oh, yeah. I think it is completely ruined. I've never gotten over it. And Allie is such a cat. This is all too tempting.

She's very triggered by this. Allie doesn't like, because she's a cat person, and she doesn't like the idea that the company goes to great lengths to. I like dogs. I just don't think they need to be in every public space. And I don't think that people, I think people assume that their dogs are better behaved than they are or that it's not going to be complete chaos. I'm kind of with Allie on this one, too. LA's gotten really crazy with their dog people and letting them bring everywhere.

Yes. Like, leave the dudes at home, man. Just leave the dog at home. I get that you love the dogs. I love dogs, too. But just put the dogs in dog spaces or in your home. And then they have to create these little quiet zones. And if your pup needs a break from the excitement, feel free to use any of the open offices for a little rest.

We know who the real dog haters are, Johnny and Allie. I'm not a dog hater. I'm just saying, leave the dogs at home. Don't bring them to work, bro. We weren't doing this in the 90s and even like 10 years ago, dude. I agree. This is spoken by real, true dog haters. No, we like dogs.

And I know that this is a polarizing topic. And the people that don't like dogs, because I can tell that whenever I show up anywhere with my dog, and I don't bring my dog a lot of places but whenever I show my old dog I used to bring everywhere because she was little

I could hold her in my arm like a football that dog you couldn't even tell was there right but this one's bigger but whenever I show up with a dog

Allie goes she doesn't do like like Vanessa all kidding aside will run up and go oh she has that little kid voice oh my god

you had Jerry I love Jerry and then Jerry starts howling because of the high frequency and but whenever whenever you see my dog Allie you go

oh you go oh you brought him it's like a disappointed reaction. It's not a happy reaction. Well, because I know it's a constant, when does the dog have to go out? Hey, can you take the dog out for a dump? Are you

thirsty? Are you this? It's just a whole thing to constantly be making sure the dog is happy and good and I don't think the dog really wants to be sitting in the studio. I think the dog would rather just be home. Why don't you demand, because you're all about equality. And the dog is covered in skunk crap and it has fleas.

He does stink. The fleas are gone. So why do I have to be around that just because it's bring your dog to work day. I think the skunk killed most of the fleas, so I got that going for me. Well, great. I stand corrected. Hey, man, I was playing with your dog all this morning. Does that mean I have fleas now? Probably, Johnny. Probably you do. Oh, come on, man. Welcome to

bring your dog to work day. Hey, but Allie, are you upset because there's no cat day? Because would you like to fight the powers that be at K-Rock and say, let's do a sad, lonely lady cat day here? Because there are, I know there's a few people like you that have a bunch of cats. I would love for that and to have everyone just have their cat in a crate and then the

crate is just... But also to bring all your cats to see who's the craziest. Yeah, exactly. Who has the most cats? We could have a crazy cat lady pageant. Or Allie could go up there. What's your trick? What lunch would we serve for that day?

Well, I yesterday put my foot in my mouth big time because I was trying to make small talk with a co-worker here. And I said, hey, excited for bring your dog to work day. I can't wait to see your dog again. And then she looked all watery in the eyes. And she turned to me and said, oh, you know my dog's dead now. And I said, how would I know that? I didn't know, and it was the most weird, uncomfortable thing. And then I had to give her a hug, and it was all...

And she cried. She cried after the hug. Are you for real? Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I didn't know. I was just trying to be, like, nice.

Like, hey, tomorrow, I can't wait to see your doggy, because I don't really have a lot to talk about with her. You hugged her? She looked like she was... With that neck? She gave her a side hug. It wasn't a full wrap around. Yeah, I gave her a side hug.

That would have been way too intense. You would have crushed her. Yeah, I crushed her, basically. Was this dog passed recently? I don't know. It seems like the way she reacted, she was not over it yet. A year ago? Get over it, lady.

No, no, no. Yeah, but what if there are people that have been bitten by dogs? What if there are people who are sad about their dead dog? There's a lot of scenarios, and they even have another thing here that says, if you're allergic to dogs, we will discuss a recommended solution or a work-from-home option. Come on. Are you for real? Yeah.

They put that in the e-vite? Yeah. I should work from home. Oh, man. You have a dog. So they're telling people that are allergic to dogs that you don't come in today. Yeah, just don't come in. That's so funny.

Because this is part of their paws-on responsibility line. It's going to be a positive day here at KROQ as everyone has brought their dogs in. Later this morning, we'll see if my dog is smarter than Johnny. That's going to be the game later today, so we can't wait for that. Quick break. We're back in a moment. If you'd like to win your way onto this bus to Santa Barbara, the only thing standing between you and your access is a woman by the name of Moise Joyce.

She loves public transit. Of course I can. Moist Joyce says come and meet me. I'm juicy. I'm looking for any prints with a house. I don't know. You own a house, you're here on vacation. So she is running out of air as we speak.

But if you'd like to play a little game called Moist Joyce Passwords, she's going to help you get on the bus. And we will get to that next at 800-520-1067. We're on Pine Alley Show. People love to brag about travel when they're flying on private planes. I'm going to take the PJ for a weekend. And that's what rich people say when they go on private jets. Most people don't brag about travel by bus.

But there's one person on the planet that still does, and her name is Moise Joyce. She loves mass transit. She loves public transit. Well, I think that's also what she can afford. I don't think she has a car. Well, as soon as she gets off the bus, because I think she enjoys the whole bus experience, she then has that little personal bus that she wheels herself around in. She's got that little rolly walker thing.

And Moise Joyce, we discovered her at a bar in Burbank. And now she claims that this show has made her a big local celebrity, and she's very appreciative of it. And the one thing standing between you and access to our party bus to Santa Barbara is Moist Joyce. How ironic is that? In a brand-new game we've never before played and may never play again called Busword Password, we told her random words, and all you have to do is figure out what word she says next. Does she finish the phrase? Does she go opposites?

Sometimes people have their own approach. And Moist Joyce, as you know, she kind of, you know, she goes to her own drum, whatever that expression is. She goes to her own drum. She drums to her own mic. Thanks for helping out there, Vanessa. That's good. I should jump in. I think I know this.

Nope. I'm just going to keep going. There's a whole new game of password right here. Rebecca and Pomona, welcome to Busword Password. First person to get one right is on the bus. That's it. You don't have to get two right. Just first person to get one right will be traveling via bus to Santa Barbara for Royal Otis.

All right. Good morning, Rebecca. Good morning. All right. Here's how the game goes. This is Jake talking to Moist Joyce, I believe, as she just got off a bus, actually, to start doing some day drinking, as she likes to do from time to time. And here's your first one. All right. I'm going to say some words. You say the first word that comes to mind, okay?

Sure. We're going to play Password here. Is Betty White going to be here? Yeah, uh, power. All right, the first word that we give her is power. What does Moist Joyce say after power? Trip. Power trip.

Let's find out if you're right. Once again, first person to get one right is on the bus. The game comes to an end. It's a buzzword password with Moist Joyce. Ranger. Ranger, wow. So sorry. Nice try.

I thought she was going to say power couple because her and Jake are. Power couple. Power smell. Because, you know, that's right. Power smell. Power smell. We move on to Jose in Woodland Hills. It's bus word, password.

The only thing standing between you and getting on our bus is a person who loves travel by bus, and her name is Moist Joyce. Hey, Jose, welcome. Here's your word from Jake to Moist Joyce. Happy. Happy. Okay. What does she say after Jake says happy?

Happy. I'm going to say face. Happy face. Okay. Happy face. My thought would have been happy hour because I think that's where Jake usually talks to her. She does love happy hour. She loves happy hour.

But let's find out if we have a match. Happy camper? Password, buzzword, password with Moist Joyce. Happy. Go lucky. Oh, go lucky. Because she was thinking about getting lucky with Jake probably. Oh, yeah.

God damn it. We move on. That is not right either. It's a difficult game to win, and we say hi to Alex, listening to KROQ this morning. He wants to win a spot on the bus to go to Santa Barbara for a little band called Royal Otis. Hey, what's up, Alex? How's it going? All right.

Not well, because it's a difficult game to win, but here's your next word from Jake to Moist Joyce. Hard. Oh. Oh, boy. Hard. Now he's dropping the notes. Don't do it. Jake is currently hard.

Rock hard. What do you think she says after Jake says hard? hard rock hard rock all right let's find out if that's right once again it's a bus word password hard soft oh she's rejecting him that's uh that's the that's the acid that's that's the two of them flirting well we only have two more words and so far no one has been successful we said emily now in long beach winner gets a spot on our party bus to go to santa barbara moist choice will not be on the bus, which she's going to be bummed out about because she loves bus travel. She'll be on other buses.

Here's your next one. This is for Emily now. Smoke. Smoke. Hi, Emily. The word that Jake gave Moist Joyce was smoke. What does Moist Joyce say? Show. Smoke show. Good guess. She has a smoke show. Let's find out if that's right.

Smoke. Dope. Smoke dope. A term for weed in the 80s. We cannot accept that. Why didn't we think of that? And we give Daniel the final word now. Once again, it's Jake talking to Moist Joyce. No one has been able to match with her brain yet.

It's password, buzzword, buzzword, password. Daniel, here we go. Final word Jake gives her is the following. Moist. All right. Gives her the word moist. What does she say? Joyce.

Joyce. Okay. And she says her own name. Yes, we do. All right. Let's find out if you're right. He says she's going to lock in on Joyce. She does use that word a lot.

Let's find out if he says, Moist Joyce, we have a match. Moist. Joyce. Yeah, Daniel. Last word and you win. Congratulations. You're off on the party bus to Santa Barbara, California, to go check out Royal Otis. Hold on one second.

And thank you for playing the game. If you'd like to bring Moist Joyce as your plus one, that choice is as good as yours. As always, you can see the celebrity, local legend known as Moist Joyce. on all sorts of modes of public transit in and around Southern California when she's not hanging out in movie theaters for the free air conditioning or at her favorite bar in Burbank. Foo Fighters now, and show continues next on KROQ. Hustles are no longer a thing that just a few people have.

It seems like in order to survive, or at least to try to feel like you're thriving in a place like Southern California where it's super expensive to live, you must have multiple jobs at any given time. One is never enough. I used to think Omar was an anomaly. When I first met Omar, I was like, that guy's got six or seven jobs, and i was always very impressed by that and then i realized he was just a trendsetter and what used to be you know his whole another side hustle here another side hustle there it really just became

a way of life for many people and it kind of seemed like at first a side hustle was a hobby like a glorified hobby or something that they were passionate about that just they happened to make a little bit of extra money on the side now it feels like a necessity and it's not necessarily something you enjoy it's something that you have to do but some people are able to turn side hustle into full-time, you know, situation where they're able to actually leave their job or they just work multiple jobs because, you know, money keeps rolling in

and they're saying that this year, I think this was the case last year as well, but more and more people are renting out their personal swimming pools through a variety of different apps that you can use, like, you know, like Turo for cars, but for your own pool and strangers get to go in

and swim in your backyard for an hour and then you get to decide, you know, do they have access to a bathroom? Do they, you know, do you provide towels? and yeah we have a friend who does this and and people supposedly are making you know like thousands of dollars doing pretty consistently but then then we're gonna go over to her house and she's like well hold on i need to block that day out so that nobody's renting the pool that day making me think that there's somebody renting her pool every day what are the rules and

regulations and how much money is she making and all that i didn't ask how much she's making i don't know her that well but i think i mean especially because it was going to be a saturday I think that's like prime time, you know, like a Friday and a Saturday or like a Saturday, Sunday situations, like probably booked every single weekend if she's not making her own plans. But if you don't have a pool and there's a lot of options, right, because, you know, they have those they have obviously community pools, which is, you know, last option. I feel like a lot of hotels will let you use their pool if you pay, I don't know, sometimes 20 bucks for like a day pass or something like that. So that seems to be like an option that you could do as well. And then there's obviously a million water parks and stuff like that you could go to. Or you can find a community pool that has, like, a door-a-jar situation.

That's the best case scenario. Or a hoppable fence. Right, like an apartment complex that's got a pool. It may not be your apartment complex, but, like, it's definitely. If someone has a code or someone knows, yes, has access to the key, whatever. That's the best stuff. That's the best. I mean, we had a, I had a hotel key at a hotel that I had never stayed at.

And the key was not active. Like, it didn't work anymore. But every time I would go to the pool, you could just hold it up and show someone, like, got the key, and someone would just open the gate, and then you would go in and use the pool. And that lasted for a while until they finally changed what their keys looked like. And that was a great move for a while. Now you're just holding up a key. Now I'm just a guy holding up, clearly, an old, expired key. But there's a lot of, like, hacks to use pools that don't involve renting other people's in their backyards.

Yeah, I mean, and I wonder if you were in need of a pool and you had friends, how much would you be willing to pay? Like 50 bucks for all your friends to hang out at a pool all day. I would feel like I couldn't fully let go if I was in somebody else's backyard. I couldn't fully pee. The part that, yeah, you can find a way. I feel like you can find a way, Allie. Knowing you. I find a way.

I would just be a little shy about it. But the other thing is that it feels like some people, they like to, quote, use a pool, but they don't actually use the pool. For instance. Well, they say like 20% of people who have a pool actually use it more than like eight times a year. But I'm saying the people that even would rent a pool, they don't actually want it. You think if you're going to rent a pool, you're going in the water. Oh, you mean the people who rent it just kind of sit by the pool? Yeah, just to sit by it.

People like poolside. Just being poolside. Who's going to pay money in any way, shape, or form to go over to a pool just to not even go in it, just to sit near it? Because laying out, you have to lay out by a pool. No, you don't. You can lay out anywhere. You lay out by the pool, and you get so hot that you cannot stand it anymore to where sweat is pooling up in your belly button to the point where I have to get in. Then I go, ooh, ah, ooh, it's so cold.

I take a dip, and then I get right back out, and I turn over. My guess is most of the time parents are doing this for their kids so they can have a pool day. Right. The kids like the pool more. I guess my question is at what point does that shift from the pool is a place where you go jump in, splash, swim as much as you can to a thing that is now an annoyance? At some point it shifts. For the homeowner? No, for a person, a human person.

Omar's right. Kids get maximum excitement about a pool. And they use a pool the way a pool should be used. They jump in it. They splash. And then at some point you go. You do that thing where you throw a football and then they jump and catch it in the air and then splash. And they splash everyone.

Some angry mom on the side of the pool. That's so fun. Oh, I've still got to blow dry my hair later. I just washed my hair last night. There's always some mom who's upset about the hair situation. I can't. I don't have a blow. I can't blow dry yet.

Well, when you only wash your hair twice a week, Klein, it happens. But where does that shift happen? I guess that's my point where you go from being in the... Like, Jake, if you see a pool, you're going in it, right? No, I think pools are for kids. So you don't go in pools anymore? No. Johnny still jumps in pools.

Johnny loves a pool. Yeah, man, I'm a cannonball expert. Yeah. Vanessa, are you in the pool or next to the pool person? I'm both. It just depends. As long as I have floaties. But if you're in the pool, if you're ever in the pool, you're an in-the-pool person.

I don't think that it's kind of like the people that prefer to eat outside versus inside. It's very rare that you go, someone that goes, I go both ways. They usually have a strong preference. Well, there's pool swimmers and players. Then there are pool standers. I think that Vanessa is a pool stander. I'm just going to stand in the pool. I'm a pool player.

If there's a volleyball game going, I'm in. Yeah, we're playing chicken. I'm that way, too. Every activity in the pool. Playing the shark. We're having fun. Jake, what do you do? You just sit by and make fun of people in the pool?

Yeah, I just have a beer. And you would not go in the pool? Hell no, man. You're not one of those foot-in-the-pool people? Those are the worst people. They don't let Jake go in because you can't have active diarrhea and go in swimming pools. That's why. Jake can't go in because of the sign.

You can't, and then you go, whatever, it's your kid's anyway. Jake, is that a problem? It's a medical thing? I'm going to your pool now. Oh, you better not. I'm putting that sign up everywhere. There is that person who's like rolling up their pants. The ankle pool person?

And they go, all right, you finally convinced me. All right, you twisted my arms. I'll put my feet in. I'll put my feet in. Oh, it's cold. Now I'm getting used to it. Yeah, I can't figure out. And they talk about going in.

There's a lot of talk about it. And they never go in. Well, if you've got a pool, consider yourself lucky if you're using it. If you're not, you're missing out on apparently millions of dollars from strangers like Jay that could sit there and yell at you while they have diarrhea in your pool. Did you rent my pool and then not go in it? Because you have diarrhea. Jay, waste of time and money right there. We've got to take a quick break.

When we get back, news to get to. Matt Bellamy, also known as Matt Bologna from Muse, will be stopping by to hang with us and hear about his new nickname and much more. All coming up on KROQ. Let's do some news right now. Then we'll get into a brand new hour of the show. And that will be the hour that we give you Muse. Matt Bellamy from Muse will be stopping by. A new album that drops tomorrow.

Information about a tour, a pop-up thing happening in Los Angeles for all you Muse fans. This, if you're keeping track, is their 10th studio album to officially come out, The Wow Factor. We will get into that coming up. But first, your news. And then we'll give you tickets to hop on that bus if you'd like to go see Royal Otis and Santa Barbara on K-Rock's Party Bus, destination number 5 of K-Rock's Road Trip USA. That will happen at 9 a.m. sharp. So be ready to call in and claim those tickets next. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News.

Joey Chestnut is a competitive eating champion, the most wins of any other human being. He holds the world record for eating 83 hot dogs in 10 minutes. As someone who has tried to do 6 in 10 minutes and couldn't, this man is a legend. He's also a very legendary drinker at times, and I don't think he'd bite me on that. He was accused of battery earlier this year for getting a little physical with somebody at a bar. He admitted to it, pled guilty, got six months probation. He will still compete in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship next Saturday. So he's taking accountability for what he did.

However, the body cam footage has been released of the cops stopping by his house to confront him about the bar fight right after it happened. And it's kind of hilarious because he does not know what they're talking about. He cannot remember any of it. And this is them stopping by his house. Do you want to talk privately or do you want to step outside? Yeah, yeah, let's go outside. What happened? Doug, get in here.

Dogs. Isn't it kind of funny that he just goes, dogs. Dogs. That's his name, actually. Dogs. Get in here. Dogs. Come on.

You're dog number one. You're dog number two. Joey, who I consider a friend of the show. Totally. We've developed a relationship with Joey Chestnut over the years. Didn't we even talk to him about this, I thought. I don't know if we talked about this specific one, but he loves, he's been embroiled in controversy in recent years.

It was the time that he got attacked by the guy in the Darth Vader mask, if you remember that. Oh, that's right. During the show. He put him in a headlock while he kept eating hot dogs. Then the next year, he had some weird, he couldn't be involved in the competition because he signed a deal with Beyond Meat or something. I mean, for competitive eating, for people that don't take it seriously,

Joey is the greatest athlete in the history of this country because he's the only guy that's got championship upon championship upon championship. I think he's a 17-time winner in a row. The mustard belt. No one can beat him. It's incredible. It really is unbelievable. Well, he can beat other people.

Sure can. I'm more than happy to explain what's going on. If you want to stay and sit, I see you don't have shoes on. If you wanted to sit on the little chairs here, if you want to stand, we can talk. It's up to you. It's ever more comfortable. What happened? What happened?

I'm here investigating a criminal complaint at Joe's Bar and Grill. It's alleged that there was a battery. That's why we're here. With who? With you and some other people. Is everyone okay? Yes. Do you have an idea what I'm talking about?

No, I have no idea what you're talking about. Is he still drunk from days ago? What the hell? He's like, I don't know. What are you saying? He does like to drink. He does. And you think he can put down a lot of hot dogs.

He can put down a lot of booze as well. We've been drinking with Joey before. That guy knows how to party. I walked home from Joe's Bar and Grill after it closed. I really was pretty drunk. I don't remember. Okay. Here's a video.

It's you there in the white and the jeans. And there's these two individuals sitting by the bar. And then the kid in the gray and you attempt to shake hands. And then you punch him in the face. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was not a punch. He said it was a slap. All right.

Was that slow motion? No. Slap. It just feels like slow motion because he's so wasted. How annoying would it be after? It's like, you know, when you run a red light or whatever or you roll a stop sign and there's a camera. Yeah. And then they send you the camera footage.

You're able to look at it and you're like, damn, there's me breaking the law. Wait, do we have this footage? Can we watch it? Oh, it's got to be public at this point. Well, the footage of him. Yeah, I haven't seen the actual video of him punching the person. Slap. slapping the person but it's it's funny because you know he he does say he says quote that does

not look nice right and he said look i i obviously i don't remember maybe i had felt threatened in some way or outnumbered there was something there's some reason why i did this but it doesn't mean that i should have done it but you know so once he had put the pieces together he apologized and pled guilty and all this stuff but you know joey's good to his fans i've seen people always go up to him every once you get a hot dog with the guy sign this hold my dog for a picture i've never seen him ever uh be anything other than you know really nice to these guys he knows what he's doing is ridiculous and yet he still continues to do it yeah uh tickle me elmo was one of the most annoying and most popular toys ever created back in 1996 there was a complete frenzy over

holiday shopping around the typical tickle me elmo i think people were trampling others to get a Tickle Me Elmo. In hindsight, it's really not that special of a toy, but because everyone likes to reboot everything now, including toys, Tickle Me Elmo is coming back. Demand has skyrocketed so much that

1 million Tickle Me Elmos were produced in a five-month span in 1996, and they are bringing them back now to celebrate 30 years of the toy. I don't get it. I just don't think anyone's going to care now. I mean, we have so much better stuff now. Is Elmo still, I guess,

I'm trying to remember when my kids were into that sort of thing. I guess Elmo was still the most popular of all those Muppets or whatever from Sesame Street, I think. Yeah, he still is. It's time to laugh all day with Tickle Me Elmo. Are you ready to be tickled? It's very creepy. I know, just the name Tickle Me Elmo was just kind of like, mmm. Yeah, I mean, I think that Elmo is the most popular, though, still.

Yes, he is still the most popular. So I guess if you're going to capitalize on him, I as well. Yeah, I guess so. And then finally, it seems that, you know, you mentioned this earlier in the show that sometimes people will put out little snacks or fridges for some of those delivery drivers that are making deliveries all summer long, especially now that it's getting really hot out. And there was a man that was not a delivery driver that decided to walk up to one of those snack fridge setups and start taking stuff for himself. And then the homeowner came out and confronted him. Put that back. We saw you earlier. What's your name? What are you doing here? We were working in the wrong area. We were taking the drive-in truck.

Okay, well, these are for delivery truck, not for you. And then they ended up arguing with, I mean, multiple people in the family came out because this guy still felt like he was entitled to the drinks. I don't think he was really working in the area, but he came up and saw it. Do you know who that man was? Joey Chestnut. And then he slapped him across his face. It's food, I will eat it.

He needed a hydrate. Yeah, that's right. All right, if you want to go on our bus, it's a K-Rock party bus. It'll bring you to Santa Barbara, California for Royal Otis. We're looking for caller 20 at this exact moment. The number, 800-520-1067. You call. We put you on the bus with Postmaster Johnny.

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