Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Non Alcoholic Drinks, Ally's ticket and MORE

Episode Date: August 28, 2026

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It's K-Rock. It's Friday morning. It's Klein Alley Show. I'm Allie. Vanessa is right across from me. We've got Jake the Nerd here. We've got Postmaster Johnny. He's an adult.

He's an adult man, and he can take care of himself. I can hydrate. That's right. Hopefully, he'll do it better for the next festival. It's supposed to cool down this weekend, hopefully. I mean, they say all that, but I feel like the weather team is kind of giving up. Don't mush it. I know.

I shouldn't mush it. Klein is not here today. It's interesting because he is in the state of Idaho, I believe. Or Iowa. Or Iowa. I don't think he knows what state he's going to. He said pretty much every I state. I think they all kind of run together, to be honest.

I would probably make the same mistake. But he's going to this area of Idaho that's supposed to be really nice. And he said the rumor is that where he is staying, the same area he's staying, Sidney Sweeney is also staying in this area. I know, he told me. So he is wondering if he's going to run into Sidney Sweeney. And I said, well, you're going to be with your wife. That's a terrible time to run into Sidney Sweeney.

I mean, you're not going to be able to take your eyes off of her if you're both lounging at the same pool. You're just going to be staring at her with your weird murder eyes all day while your wife asks you why you continue to stare at this person. That's why you need sunglasses. So it's like, is it better if it doesn't happen at all? I kind of feel like that's the case. Johnny is, he has been busy this week putting together his next Jason report. He swears that July, August, September, October, November are the best months of the year.

It's a period of the year called Jason. I guess at this point it would be called Asin. and we've been giving a hard time to him about this ever since he started doing it, but apparently we're all wrong. What's up, Clayton and Allie? So I have some beef, okay? The Jason report, Johnny's Jason report was genius.

It's hilarious. It's a funny joke. I love the helicopter and I'm sure a lot of people do, okay? And you guys just keep putting it down. You keep putting down his wonderful, great, funny idea, okay? Meanwhile, Allie's over here with Netflix or Notflix? Netflix or not-flix was a great game. Is it bigger or smaller than Klein's neck?

It was genius. That was awful. And we all had to listen to that. Yet, Johnny can't do his Jason report? That's whack, man. Let him do the report from the helicopter. It's funny, and a lot of people like it. Yeah, we didn't have time to get to this yesterday.

And I know Johnny's been working on your Jason report. So, Vanessa, why don't you get it ready? Oh, you have it. You've got it all ready to go. Okay, so this is Johnny's Jason report. Yeah, it's funny, and people like it. It's funny, and everyone likes it, okay? So listen up, damn it.

Hey, it's Postmaster Johnny, and here's what's coming up this week in Jason. This Friday, August 28th, our good friends Wolves of Glendale are playing a record release show at Licorice Pizza in Studio City on Ventura Boulevard. They're a super funny band. They're great.

You should honestly go check them out, even if you ain't got nothing to do. And then on September 9th, the NFL season kicks off with the Seattle Seahawks hosting the New England Patriots. Good luck finding it on any streaming service. And if you illegally stream it online, Be careful of those webcam girl pop-up ads.

What? You know, you know. End in October. If you're looking to get down and party with a bunch of baddies, then you're going to want to go and see Charlie XCX on October 17th. It's going to be super sick. I'm going to be there. My hot girlfriend is going to be there.

And all of the most beautiful people in Los Angeles are going to be there. So if you're looking for baddies, go to Charlie XCX on October 17th. And then in November, I'm really looking forward to this. Dia de los Deftones is happening at Petco Park in San Diego. And I'm hyped because I'm finally going to probably take a train from L.A. all the way to San Diego to go see Deftones in the neighborhood. And it's going to be so sick. And that's what's happening this week in Jason. All right.

Was that better or worse than Netflix? Netflix or not? I mean, that was hilarious. That was hilarious. Well, I am also amazed that Johnny's going to take a train for the first time and that we play a helicopter sound intermittently. It seemed like that was a helicopter that was breaking. We got to do a choo-choo sound because Johnny's going to go on a train. Are you really brave enough?

Because you pussied out on the helicopter thing. Yeah, helicopter, not about it. Train, I'm all about it. He's an air pussy. He is an air pussy. That's true. In a lot of people's worlds, that's a good thing, but not for Johnny. All right, we're going to get some music on now.

The show continues. In about an hour, we're going to have tickets to see Weezer and give away another standby list trip to that K-Rock Road Trip USA in Boston. K-Rock, Klein Alley Show, we're wrong a lot of times. Every once in a while, we're right. And when we're right, we do want to tell you that we're right because it happens so infrequently, but something, Allie, you and I both predicted

is now proving to be a problem in society, so much so that 911 is being called because people are very upset when they get home and they realize that the alcohol they have purchased is alcohol-free. It's not big enough. The font that says there's no alcohol in this. We talked about putting those neon caps on the bottles

like they used to do on the guns to prove they were squirt guns so people wouldn't keep getting shot by the cops. I always used to take those orange little caps off. You're like, it's real, damn it. I want this to look like a real weapon. I don't want to look like some pussy who's got a neon water gun. But apparently now people are calling.

A guy recently just called the police. And there is audio, which we're trying to get right now. But this guy called the 911. This was after buying gin that he thought was alcohol-free. Sorry, that he thought was regular gin. Turned out to be alcohol-free. I think he even finished half the bottle and thought it was broken gin. He did.

It wasn't working. So think about for a second how frustrated you have been. You and I have both been duped before buying stuff that we thought was alcohol that was alcohol-free. Oh, I bought an entire, I think I bought a bunch of Coronas. I basically bought a bunch of beer for a party. And then we were all drinking it and we were eating and blah, blah, blah. Hours go by and everyone goes, huh, I'm not really feeling these beers. And then I realized that my cheap ass went over to a different freezer section that had less, it was less expensive than the other beers.

So I was like, wow, what a steal. This is great. and it was zero proof right and it's it's the case now with tequila it's the case with everything else and even some of those tequila bottles which you know are like fancy ass looking bottles sometimes the font is even in spanish i can't i i was real close before that epic pool party that people are still talking about you're like does añejo mean alcohol free i had a bottle in my cart and it was alcohol free and luckily the guy at the register and i think maybe this is what they're training people to do now if i'm sure yeah because i was gonna do self-checkout

They wouldn't let me do self-checkout because I had alcohol, which is still a stupid rule that they have, but they won't let you do self-checkout with alcohol to keep kids from buying it. So they sent me to the regular checkout and the guy said, just so you know, this is alcohol free. And I was like, it is? I'm like, oh, smash that on the floor. He threw all your groceries on the table.

Get out of here. Shut up. And he goes, yeah, he goes, a lot of people, he goes, a lot of people are making this mistake because that bottle of tequila I pulled off of a shelf with a bunch of other bottles of tequila. You should be able to get your money back, no questions asked. even if you open it and drink one. Yeah, here's the 911 call from that guy

that was upset about buying the alcohol-free gin. What's the problem? Well, I've just gone in there, and they've got this miniature Gordon gin with tonic. It's in the alcohol section. I'm going over the park, and it's nice and cool, and I'm sitting in the shade,

and I look at it. It's zero alcohol. Zero. And I just brought it back. He says, you've already drank one. And I said, okay, I'll pay for that one, and can I exchange the other ones? It cost me six pounds. So he's upset because he drank one.

Yeah. Then he was about to crack open the next and said it says zero alcohol, and now he's pissed and he wants the police involved. And could you do the same thing on the reverse? Could you chug a bottle of actual booze and then be like, oopsies, I need a refund. I thought I was buying the alcohol-free stuff, and then you can drink for free. You know what I thought was ridiculous, too, was I tried to buy, I actually intentionally bought zero-proof alcohol at Trader Joe's,

and they would not sell it to me because I didn't have ID. What? And I was like, what are we doing here? And they were like, yeah, sorry, we are still required to ask for ID. And I was like, this is unbelievable. Did you have your kid with you? Yes, I think I did have my kid with me. If you have enough things that prove you're probably above the age of 21,

not that you can't have a kid under the age of 21, but if you have enough things that would indicate and you're buying alcohol free by choice that's like a responsible decision that's a decision that only adults make yeah exactly so the fact that he was like no you need to go put it back on the shelf so just a warning we've done this before but again as we are getting closer and closer to the endless summer kegger and that keg will have full alcohol and i know there's less less and less people drinking these days and i think that they're even talking about making the alcohol warning stronger because they haven't been strong enough to let people know just how terrible it is for you if you want booze and if you want to

drink and if you want to throw back a few you should not be confused and make the same mistake that people are now making more and more and double check and i would say you know they always say think before you drive or think before you drink or whatever then we need to go think before you buy the drinks to make sure that you're actually reading the labels properly we need a good psa good psa so there you have it just words of wisdom don't be like this guy they called 9-1-1 when you buy your alcohol that has no alcohol. We are Klein Alley Show. We have tons...

Well, you hear that? That's alcohol. That's gurgling up in my throat. That's the gin, the real gin. That's real stuff right there, huh? That's 80 proof, baby. I paid for that. More show next.

K-Rock Klein Alley Show. It's Friday. Congratulations. You made it through another week. Of course, thanks for slogging with us. As always, you are a slogger. And any new sloggers are OG sloggers. We welcome all of you.

Let's give away some tickets now to our Endless Summer Kegger. This is happening next Thursday. It's happening in Newport at the Back Bay Amphitheater at the Hyatt Regency. It's going to be a good time. We've got Slightly Stupid. We're going to have a dunk tank. We did get that confirmed.

We're going to put Jake in the dunk tank. What? And we're going to try and give Jake a bath. If you can hit that little button, he'll actually bathe. I think we're going to put some soap in there, maybe a little bit of Dial or Dove, and get him a nice squeegee little bath going on. We also have a... No, it's going to erase my natural mask.

I can't have that. Come on. I think we all want it. We've also got some poker tables. And people were asking about the gender reveal. I know we have not done that, and we said we were going to do it. We were going to get a helicopter, and then Johnny backed out on the helicopter thing. We were trying to get me in the helicopter.

There were all these rules around the helicopter. The helicopter was going to be expensive. Believe me, there was a lot of back and forth about the helicopter. So we're pivoting a little bit, but the gender reveal will happen at the Endless Summer Kegger. So it's even more reason to show up if you care. If you don't, that's fine. And now let's give away some tickets to it with Johnny Doesn't Know. Whoa, that's not Johnny Doesn't Know.

Wait, I like that one. We could try that one. This is Wolves of Glendale. You want to hear it? Oh, yeah, go ahead. Chicken cacciatore, mushroom ravioli, spicy calamari. Nothing touches chicken. Chicken.

You know what I'm talking about. And we learned in the Jason Report that they're playing tonight, aren't they not? Yeah, licorice pizza. All right. Here's the real intro. Johnny doesn't know. And I was like, okay. Oh, Johnny doesn't know.

I didn't know Vegas was like in Fata for like a while. Johnny doesn't know. Johnny doesn't know. Gelato sounds like Jell-O. Johnny doesn't know. It like goes, wiggles. Johnny is the lovable idiot of the show. There's a lot of things that he doesn't know.

Of course, we learned this when we found out he didn't know what a stamp was and the fact that he thought San Diego was not in California. So if you, I'm going to ask Johnny some questions. You don't even have to answer the questions. All you have to do is guess whether Johnny will know or not. And we're going to start with Kat from Cyprus. Hello, Kat. Welcome to the show. Thanks. Hi.

Okay, I'm going to start with this question, Johnny. Since you talked about going on a train. Yeah. Never been on a train before. Nope. I know you've watched Thomas the Train. I've watched Thomas and I've been on the train at Disney, but I don't think that counts, though. Now, my question for you is, what is the end of a train called?

Kat, do you think Johnny will know this? Yes or no? No. Okay. All right. Kat is saying no, Johnny will not know what they call the end of a train. Johnny, what do you think it is? When you say the end, do you mean like the physical train or like the last car in the train?

The physical end or the physical end? Is that what you're... Are you asking what's the end of the physical train, like the locomotive, or what is the name of the last car in the line of a train? The end of the train. The end of the train.

What's the end of the train called? You mean caboose? Caboose? Is that your answer? Damn. Yeah, caboose. Caboose. Caboose is correct.

Caboose, is that what you mean? Yes, it is the caboose. I guess you did learn that from Thomas the Train. I'm sorry, Kat. I thought you were going to say... Johnny knew that one. Yeah, bumpers or, like, the end rail and stuff. I was like, oh, damn, what is she trying to get me?

I can't believe you got tripped up on that. Yeah, I did, yeah. Pretty simple. The front and the back. The caboose. All right, now let's go to, let's see, Sean in L.A. Hello, Sean. Good morning.

Good morning. Johnny, I think maybe you've been asked this question before, but it doesn't mean that you will know it any more than you did last time. At what temperature does water boil? It's been very hot out. Of course, everyone's trying to fry an egg on the sidewalk. at what temperature does water boil? Sean, do you think Johnny will know this one?

No chance. No chance. All right. No chance. Johnny, what do you say? I was going to say 46, but you could still survive if it's 46 degrees outside. That's not very cold.

Inside of my freezer, I know it goes negative 12, and that's like pretty cold. So I'm going to say like negative 12. You're aware I'm asking you at what point water boils. Oh, boils? Damn. Whoa.

I definitely wasn't listening. Wow. Okay. It's like 40. Yeah. Boils. Let's go. What was going to be your answer for freezing?

I was going to say negative 12 degrees. See? Okay. Got it. Damn. What does, how hot is he at? Let's go 125 degrees Fahrenheit. 125.

Just a ballpark? Yeah. Yeah. No idea. 125 degrees Fahrenheit. All right. Sean, you're on the board. Congratulations.

You're right. Johnny did not know that question. And I have asked you this before. 212 degrees. Damn. Yeah, pretty hot. That'll kill you. Well, you're done, son.

I mean, if you get boiled water poured on top, that's how that Starbucks lawsuit happened. That woman won millions of dollars. That's how hot the dunk tank's going to be. Yeah, we're going to make it boiling water. Boil Jake. Let's cook him. Boil Jake alive like a lobster. All right.

Question. Let's go to contestant number three. Let's talk to Brad in Fountain Valley. Welcome to the show, Brad. Sweet dibbits. How's it going? Sweet dibbits. We're pulling through.

Thanks for hanging out with us. And here is your question, Johnny. What is it called when land is surrounded on three sides by water? When land is surrounded on three sides. Okay. You're saying, Brad, you're saying he will not know this one. No chance. Okay.

Not a lot of faith in Johnny today. Well, this is like a tough National Geographic type of question right here. What is the land? Vanessa is struggling with those sound effects. Hey, just give it up, Shadi. Just don't touch the buttons. Don't touch the buttons no more. Are you playing clown circus music?

I was trying to get that bed underneath. I have not been able to find it. It's okay. Just keep trying. Whatever you find, go ahead and play it. Land surrounded by water. When it's surrounded on all sides, it would be? America.

What? Well, we're surrounded by water on both sides. That's two sides. Like Hawaii is a... Oh, it's surrounded by everything. It's an island. It's an island. Island, yes.

So when it's only surrounded by three sides of water... Whoa. What country is surrounded by three sides of water? Not what country, just what is it called? Oh, what is it called? Yeah. All sides would be an island. So three sides would be...

A country. There you go. Is that the answer? No, not at all. Damn, this one's tough. This one's really tough. An embankment. Embankment.

That word just came to mind, huh? Yeah. Yeah, sounds fancy. Yeah. Not correct. Brad, you're on the board as well. Congratulations. Have you heard of the word peninsula?

Oh, yes. Yes, I have, but I immediately forgot it. Okay. Peninsula. All right. Now we go to Lisa. Hello, Lisa. Hello.

Okay. Johnny has been striking out so far, but maybe he will know this one. How long does it take Earth to orbit around the sun? We did have a bit of an eclipse last night, so I thought I would ask a planetary question here. How long does it take Earth to orbit around the sun? Do you think Johnny will know the answer to this one, Lisa? Oh, wow. Okay.

Yes. Okay. I'm going to give him a chance. I'm going to give Johnny a chance. You're going to give Johnny a chance. Come on, Johnny. I'm going to say 365 days. Boom.

Boom. Lisa. You know hers. Come on, I do. I've been here for a while. All right. Hell yeah. Lisa's in the running as well.

Now we go to our final question. Nice. And our final caller. Hello, Keith and NoHo. What's up? Hey, how are you guys? Doing just fine. Here's Johnny's final question.

What two-dimensional shape has six sides? Six sides. Do you think that Johnny will know the answer to this one, Keith? I'm going to say Johnny does not know. Okay, Keith is saying that he will not know. Damn. Sometimes Johnny will surprise us and know things that you really didn't think in a million years he would know. Well.

Basic things like a peninsula he has no idea even exists. No, well, you tried mixing me up right there when you said, what two-dimensional shape? And immediately I thought of like a GameCube because I was like, oh, man, that's like 3D. But then I immediately thought of the Pentagon, which is five sides. Remember in Call of Duty Black Ops, zombies? Yep. Pentagon had five sides. Sixth side was a hexagon.

There you go, Johnny. Look at that. Nice job. Sorry, Keith. All right, so we have Sean, Brad, and Lisa all got theirs correct. Can we give all three of them tickets? I could do that. Let's do that.

Let's do it, huh? Let's do it. It's Friday. Congratulations to Sean, Brad, and Lisa. You're all going to the Endless Summer Kager. And thanks for hanging out with us. That is your reward. We also have some other tickets coming up for Weezer.

It's part of our KROQ Road Trip USA. More show coming up soon. Got more ADD news to get to. We've got that show quiz. So if you've been listening to the show and taking some notes, there's more opportunities to win tickets to our endless summer kegger. We'll also get to a clickbait later in the show. We're going to be talking to a wildlife expert.

More on the way here at KROQ. 106.7 KROQ. We are a Klein Alley show. If you need us, there's a text line. There's a GOAT line. There's lots of lines except for lines. And there's bathroom lines too, actually. We have that for you as well.

800-520-1067. Call, text, or find us on the GOAT line. 844-956-GOAT with whatever's on your mind. You know, I found out that I am wanted in yet another state for a ticket violation. Let's be honest, you're not wanted in any state, including

right here in California. Excuse me, California wants me and so does Colorado. Hold on, you got a speeding ticket, you were going almost close to 100, right? 90 something? This, that was in California. That was on my way to work. I was going 30, no, I was going

60, 69 in a 35? Oh, that's right. The hilarious 69 number. Yeah. Which, by the way... 67, I can't remember. If you're exactly 69,

they should just write you... I'll give you a warning for being funny. Whatever the number is where they can actually tell you you can't go to traffic school to fix it. However, I do have an update on that. And the guy... Didn't he say,

I could take your car if I wanted to? Yeah. You're going fast enough. He can arrest me. Right. If I chose to arrest you and take your car, I can. And that varies, I think, state by state

because I don't know what the number is of how much faster you have to be going over to do that. Like, there's certain numbers where they go. I know anything over 25 miles over the speed limit is, like, a big problem. And I was going 29 miles over the speed limit. And they argue that anything, I mean, this is what they try to tell you, even going one mile over the speed limit means you've, but we all agree there's a 10-mile buffer zone that usually you're in the clear.

And if they're going to be dicks, they'll pull you over, give you a ticket for going 11 miles over. Well, and this cop, this motorcycle cop, is a notorious dick. everyone knows about this guy he's on highland he's there in the morning he's always pulling people over he loves it it's a power trip okay and yes i was speeding but i was also speeding through a light to make the light and we all know how those coordinated lights on highland can be however i uh got this group called f your ticket to fight for my ticket and they gave me an update recently and said that they went to court for me and the officer never filed the ticket

so my case as of now the guy has a year to file it and if he doesn't i'm off the hook baby is this the um this is the cop by us here yeah they gave you the ticket knowing that cop just because what a dick he is he's gonna wait until like the 364th day he strikes me as the type of guy that is very calculated even in the way he hides out and he's in that same spot every day as people are just trying to get to work he is going to give you the feeling of i'm go i'm clean and then you're going to get something in the mail it's going to say you didn't show up i i mean i'm telling you i believe that you're going to be toast on this one but just as that good news came in i got something else in the mail well i didn't get it my mother technically did and it was a picture of me

driving her car and apparently i was abusing the carpool lane not necessarily the carpool lane the toll booth lane. How do you abuse that lane? Well, because there's, I guess there's rules there around the double, when there's double lines, you're not supposed to cross them, apparently. Oh, right, right, right. Because they don't want to have accidents by the toll booth, like that guy we had in from Bob's Burgers that crashed

his car and almost lit on fire in the toll booth. Yeah, so I was going in and out of the toll booth lane because I wanted to skip this, because there was so much traffic, so I was just kind of bobbing and weaving. And I think they put signs as you are heading into toll plazas that usually say no lane change. It's pretty obvious you're not supposed to change lanes, even

Even though everyone wants to go to the fastest line. Of course. But this wasn't even going through a toll booth. It was just regular freeway. And I'm going in and out and thinking I was fine. But apparently there's a bunch of cameras in Colorado that can catch you in the act. So now she... So she got a ticket in the mail of you driving her car.

Yes. And she was like, thanks a lot. This is the worst I've ever looked. Oh, it's my daughter. So I have to Venmo her $75 to pay. That was the charge? That was the charge, $75. I mean, couldn't you fight that one as well?

I should get off your ticket again. And I wonder if they work in Colorado. Keep fighting. Just keep on fighting. And then meanwhile, I've gotten my third or fourth notice in Germany. Because of the Autobahn. Because not even the Autobahn. I was off the freeway.

I was making some kind of, I guess you can't change lanes too late before a light. And I changed lanes to like last minute because all of a sudden my GPS rerouted me. And apparently that's not okay in Germany. So they are now after me. but they send me these letters that are more and more aggressive in bigger and bigger font and bolder and bolder print and just with a bunch of German in it that I can't read. That's already an aggressive enough language as is.

I know. I don't think you need to bold that. Even the initial notice looks so scary. And that was just a welcome to Germany. But I've chosen with that route to just do the ignore. Yeah, I think that I have accepted the fact, and I don't know if you're going to probably say this is stupid and maybe it comes back to bite me in the ass long term.

I no longer pay parking meters at all. Oh, you've gotten away from it. You always kind of invented your own rules. Every once in a while, though, I would go, I'll feed this meter. I just now have decided that over the course of my driving career, I will probably, let's call it, I get a ticket once every 20 times, maybe. And of those tickets, how many of them do they actually come back to get me? I'm just not going to pay meters anymore and just assume that if I get busted one time, that's going to cover all of the... I think of all of the times I'm putting in a credit card now, $5 for parking, $5 for parking, $5 for parking.

Well, and it's more expensive than ever. Right. Like a quarter doesn't get you anything anymore. Right, nothing. So I just go, I'm not even going to think about it. I'm just going to pull in, take the spot and leave. Hope I come back with no ticket. It's a great feeling.

Still one of the greatest feelings you can have in your life. You're like, I beat the system. When you go back and you know your meter is expired, you didn't pay the meter and there's no ticket, it is a great feeling. It is almost worth it. And, yes, I hate getting the ticket, but the feeling of not getting a ticket when I should have is so much better. But you must know the areas where there's a lot. Like around here, you can't do that because there's a bunch of parking meter maids everywhere. But in certain areas, you can tell that they're unmanned.

But lately, I've been doing a lot of stuff up and down Ventura Boulevard, and that's one of those ones where I just think to myself, I could get nabbed, but also I feel pretty good about this. And I'm on, like, a nice streak right now that I want to ruin where I've kind of been, like, probably 10 to 12 meters in a row I haven't put a dollar into and I haven't gotten a ticket. Or you could use my method where every meter is broken once you break it. That's a good theory. It's Kay Rock. We're Klein Alley Show. Good morning. It's Kay Rock.

It's Klein Alley Show. We're just five minutes away from those tickets to see Weezer at Crypto.com Arena on October 24th. And it'll be the final spot on the standby boarding list for a shot to see them again in Boston. And you win that signed guitar. So be listening, get those fingers and thumbs ready, and it is now time for ADD News. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. City council meetings are usually a safe space for people to complain about neighbors and potholes and to speak up about causes that don't matter to them.

Like when I went to a city council meeting to preach about free gas or free air at gas stations. But this person at an L.A. city council meeting has proposed something dumb or genius, you decide. Sex huts. A place for the public to go and relieve their sexual needs free of charge. Oh, no. And with privacy. How long would it take for these to get absolutely disgusting and covered in jizz? This was introduced by a man named Tracy.

Of course it was a man. Of course. Yep. Oh, and it's funny because I saw it was Tracy. I was like, wow, a woman. Oh, it's a guy named Tracy. Guys named Tracy definitely slay, though, I'm sure. His proposal is for these little huts to be placed around the city to help, quote, free hygienic sexual relief, whether that means self-pleasuring or consensual sex with a partner. So if people like Klein, who have to self-pleasure multiple times a day, don't have a place to do that, like their car, they can go find a sex hut nearby. If these were placed in West Hollywood, I'm sure they would be used all the time. But I think when you're having unexpected sex, which is kind of what these are for, half the fun is finding a place to have sex, right? Going to the backseat of a car. Vanessa knows about that one. I don't know about that.

what maybe finding a bathroom, a public bathroom and trying to be discreet or hanging out between two cars. Those are the places that are exciting. If you have to just wait in line and go to a sex hut, I mean, if it's, if you find a sex hut and it's being used, do you wait for the sex hut to open up? Do you want to be the one? You don't want to be the one who goes into the bathroom after somebody just destroyed in there. You want to really go into a sex hut after someone just finished in there knowing that there's weird sticky sex smell from the previous people or if it's just one guy who walks out you're like hey what's up man like you know exactly high-fiving what's happening there i'm not touching anybody so i don't think that'll get passed but i like

anyone with a cause it's easier and easier to get scammed these days whether it's through text or by phone or in person they don't care we'll scam you any way they can this guy has just been arrested because he was pulling a romance scam on several women by pretending to be a player on the 49ers he's accused of posing as a niners player and as a wealthy real estate investor and he successfully built romances with more than two dozen women before scamming them out of 1.3 million dollars across four different states he even had an accomplice who would act as his financial advisor which is very smart you have a financial advisor hey i'm gonna help you out Hey, by the way, his finances are tied up in this right now, but I could probably free some up here.

Sound professional. And once he's developed a physical in-person relationship with these people, they trust him and he scams them for money. Wait, he made a physical connection? Yeah, I think so. I mean, I think it was online mainly, but I know that it was across four different states. And I imagine some of them, you know, he has pictures of him like in 49er stuff, in really nice cars. Um, I don't know how much of it is purely physical. Like, I don't know how much was physical interaction, but I know that he was able to get pretty far with these women.

Wow. And I mean, posing as a NFL player, I feel like a lot of girls would be like, yeah, I'm dating an NFL player. Yeah. I still feel like it would be an easy Google search to figure out if he was a foreigner. Exactly. Who are these girls? Yeah. But you could also say, oh, maybe I'm not a starter.

I'm always wearing the helmet. Yeah, but do you think that they're really going to do that deep of a dive and find out the entire Niners roster? They should. I don't even know if half the people I know would know how to look that up. The website. You know what? I can't look it up.

I'll just give you a million dollars. Forget it. I don't want to Google. You could ask ChatJBT. That would probably get you out of a lot of romance scams. And then finally, we already have our official color of the year for 2027. The seasons are moving much faster this year. there are halloween decorations and candy everywhere holiday festivities are already

going to start earlier this year and there's already an official color for 2027 it is called grounded it's basically puke green it's a mix between moss and olive tempered by brown undertones so you know it's going to be a good year when the official color is puke and diarrhea mixed together but we're all in it together it's k-rock it's finally