Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Our TV Credits, Clickbait and MORE

Episode Date: September 17, 2026

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Not at San Bernardino International Airport. And now we send you on a direct flight into our podcast, which starts right now. This is the world famous K-Rock. Good morning. Welcome to you some K-Rock. We are Klein Alley Show. It is the pre-quen, so welcome to that. And if you're into the breakfast for dinner sort of thing, make it a BF Thursday as we celebrate together eating bacon strips for dinner. That is Alley over there.

Hi. I'm Klein. There's DJ Omar Khan. You know him as Jake the Nerd. What's up? Also known as Jake Z-Nerd. Listen. And in the back, you've got Postmaster Johnny and Vanessa taking them calls at 800-520-1067. Ginger Justin keeping us afloat on the YouTube stream if you want to watch along.

There we are right there on YouTube in the flesh and flannel as we do the show. This hour, El Cheapo will be checking in for a Thrifty Thursday if you'd like to save some money or laugh at just how pathetic her excuses and her plans are to save a couple of bucks are. It's getting out of control, I think. Excuse me, I lied about having a AAA membership yesterday to get a discount, and I plan to follow through on that somehow, some way. Didn't you lie about being a sibling so you could stay in an Airbnb without having to pay money? I was the bride's sister all weekend, yes. It's like, how do you keep up with all of these?

You know what? You should think it's fun. You like to live life on the edge. You have to pay per person at some of these Airbnbs. So, yeah, we lied about how many people are at the Airbnb, so what? So what, did you have to, like, hide the whole time? I didn't realize that the landlord or the host lived right underneath the Airbnb. So I didn't realize we were going to have to answer so many questions about it. Like a bunker?

She lives like under, yeah, like on the main underneath floor. And she was like, so who is who again? And I was like, well, I'm Brianna's sister and I'm from Indiana. That's right. Why did you have to be a whole different character? Because I was a last minute addition and I was just kind of visiting, coming in and out, not really staying there. Did you have an accent? You know, I had a twang.

I did have a bit of a twang, but I live in California now. That was a whole. A lot of background there. We were giving her way too much information. Wait a minute. So you get an Airbnb, and there's a rule about how many people can stay there. Well, I didn't realize that some places, the price goes up if you say like eight people are staying there versus five. So we said five because that's less money.

Okay, but just because you're an extra person, even if you're the sister or whoever the hell you were, what does it matter? You're still another person. No, there was a whole story. piece of furniture about why we were there because grandma's plans fell through so we had to stay at the last minute was this always the plan going in no once we saw her and she was asking questions she was like wait are all of you staying here and i was like well no that wasn't the plan originally honey but uh mama had a problem she's in the hospital so i can't stay with her so now i think i gotta stay here for maybe just a night or two no big deal anyway that's my wife katie

over there. We don't like gay marriage, but we're dealing with it. You did a whole thing. What would it have been if you just paid her for an extra person? I think it would have been an extra $200 or $300. Oh, man. I just didn't realize I was going to have to keep it up all weekend. And then anybody else who visited the Airbnb, we would have

to have a little side conversation with them ahead of time to make them aware of the story so that they could keep it straight as well. That sounds exhausting. Yeah. I mean, that's just crazy. It was exhausting, but also saved 200 bucks. Right.

Well, there you go. Worth it. Laughing all the way to the bank. That's what I'm doing. If you like to go and drink at the bar, there's a night that apparently, according to bartenders, is the worst night of the week when it comes to dealing with people. I'm curious because Jake is our resident bar fly on the show. He's at a bar most nights of the week.

And he flies around most nights of the week. Yeah, that's right. And so the question is, we'll get to the answer in a moment with some clickbait, but according to bartenders, what night brings out the worst collection of people? They have a pretty much unanimous answer for this, and we will come back with that after this on KROQ as we solve the internet's biggest riddles together with your clickbait internet design. Two reasons and two reasons only, clickbait and masturbate. We can only do one of them on the radio. We've tried both, but only one of them seems to be acceptable, so it's time for clickbait. Here we go. all right according to bartenders this is the night of the week that they claim is the weirdest and oftentimes worst night of the week you know as it is uh people that go to the bar they're talking about the actual people that are

there on this particular night of the week is almost always a weird ass crowd a wild west sort crowd and the one that they usually like the least so what night of the week is it you know i think i'm gonna guess that it is a sunday night because that is the biggest crossover between weekend people and regular weekly drink people the people who don't have to work tomorrow because they go to the bar every single night that's just their routine but also mixed with people who are like they don't want the weekend to be over they still want to drink so it's like a weird group mix of people on a sunday at a bar the only reason i would have a hard time believing it being sunday is just because there's usually sunday night football on i would imagine that

brings a lot of people to the bar as well so they're fans but maybe there's also regular bar flies right that's right the regular bar crowd not during football season so uh what is the night of the week omar and then we'll go to our resident bar expert jake who is at the bar seven nights a week. Yeah, I'm going to speak from experience. I'm going to agree with Allie just because when I worked at the Denny's, my Denny's that I worked at actually had a bar and I remember every Sunday

night for, I'm going to say, maybe six months, Kiefer Sutherland was there and he used to get S-faced and sometimes we would have to kind of escort him out and also Felipe Esparza would always stop in on a Sunday. I would serve him and also Angeline, I don't know exactly

why, but when she would come in and I would serve her, it would always be on a Sunday. And Sunday always had weird vibes. I'm not sure exactly what it was because I think Friday, Saturday, the bartenders are busy, right? They're too busy to really be judging anybody who's in the bar. Exactly. And then on Sundays, things kind of slow down and things just get weird. Yeah, it's funny because I think about all the times I've gone to Vegas.

And usually Vegas is a Friday, Saturday night thing back Sunday. But the few times that I've stayed on the Sunday night, I've always thoroughly loved the Sunday night. I think the most underrated, most fun nights I've had in Vegas are the Sunday night nights. Because I think it's an unexpected party. Maybe. So, I mean, but that's different. That's Vegas. And then we're talking about just regular bars.

All right, Jake, you have more bar experience this week than most of us have had in the last year. Sure. So what night are you there? And that'll help us answer this question. Well, I've been there every night, like you said. Yeah. So what's your answer? I'm going to say Monday night because that's the night when you get the most degenerates.

Those are the nights like after the whole weekend. They're still not done drinking. They still need another day. Monday night is the weirdest vibe. Yeah, that was going to be my other pick is a Monday night. It's like, hey, I know that everyone else just had their weekend, but my drinking week is just starting. And these are the characters when the real characters come out. I would have thought like a Wednesday because that's like in the middle of nothing.

That's nothing land right there. There's no football on Wednesday. So those are people that are just out there that can't wait one more day until the weekend kind of unofficially starts on a Thursday. So I would have thought that would have brought out the real for people that like really can't get enough. They need to go out. Someone's like, hey, let's go. We're going to meet for a drink on a Wednesday. That's hump day, man.

You earned it. Yeah. All right. Well, that's like after you've been drinking for the weekend, you've had two days of sobriety, Monday, Tuesday. By Wednesday, you're already jonesing to get the party going again on a Wednesday. Bartenders were asked this question, and most of them all agreed that the night of the week where they would get the strangest collection of people that were, quote, cut from a different cloth was on a Sunday night.

Oh, wow. Ali and Omar nailed it. And they said the Sunday bar crowd is almost always the weirdest. They call it the Wild West of the nights. A lot of times they would look to not work that night if given the opportunity to not. Wow. Well, because you have hair of the dog people from the night before. You've got new drinkers.

Then you've got the religious people. One bartender said, we've always called Sunday nights Weirdos and Asshole Night. So that's just one of the... It's not as much of a good, I guess, happy hour. It doesn't roll right off the tongue, but that's what they've always called it.

We should do an event. There's a lot of theories. Of Weirdos and Asshole Night. Yeah, there we go. That'll be our next event happening at the Scott. So it's going to be on a Sunday night. It's going to be called Weirdos and Asshole Night. So there you have it.

Some clickbait. We're back in a moment when we return. El Cheapo has a challenge. It's Thrifty Thursday, and I don't think any of us are going to like this challenge, but she's very excited to share with us. I think you'll thank me later. So we'll get into that after this on KROQ. Allie, smell my fingers real quick.

I know you're a big fan of this game. Will do. Give them a sniff. You got anything over there? I smell barbecue, light barbecue. Yeah, you got that coming through. Guys, I got our ribs cooking there in the company kitchen right now. Rack of ribs.

Ate something in the morning. Seems appropriate. Hey, I'm with you. I'll eat as many ribs as I can. Any sides? I did not bring sides. Where are the sides? Dude, just ribs?

Jeez, man. Where are the mashed potatoes? I asked Jake if he could help me find foil, and he looked in one of the drawers in his nerd hole and goes, no, don't ask me, sorry. He used it all. Yeah, well, you know, I just walked out there and found some, so thanks for the help, dude.

I mean. I did look, and you specifically bought those in for Jake, right? Yeah, of course. He brought foil, too. He walked in and said, where are my ribs? My ribs. He walked in this morning and said, where are my ribs? He proceeded to pick up all the other snacks and food I brought myself and started looking at everything and shaking it.

Going, these are my ribs. Where are my ribs? You're supposed to bring them on Tuesday. I heard you ask him for the foil, and I didn't even see Jake leave his office or open his door. He didn't. He looked right next to him. He didn't see it. This is the same thing.

I used to have some in here. Okay, great. Anyway. This is the same time when we went to Aftershock. I said, is there a place where you can go get a COVID shot or get some medication? Looks to the left, looks to the right. No, I don't think so. No place.

You know, you can walk outside. Remember the time we needed scissors? Jake couldn't do something because he didn't have scissors because they weren't immediately next to him. Do you realize we're asking you to look? For foil? Like outside my office? Yeah, like where it would be in the kitchen.

Maybe you could help out since we're doing a show here. Maybe you could look around. I'm literally between doing a show, rushing out there to make your goddamn ribs. I don't know what's happening here. He's stressed. Oh, yeah, I'm doing stuff. Ask Johnny. Oh, my God. Well, anyway, they're slow roasting now for the next 30.

Then they'll be ready to go. 30 minutes? I'm going to slow roast them for 30. I'll flip them, and then I'll boil both sides. Do like a broil situation. One can make breakfast in like two hours? They'll be done by dinner. Oh, God.

I'm not going to be here. Don't worry. We don't get them anyway. Just Jake's going to get them. Okay. It is Thrifty Thursday. El Cheapo likes to come in here and brag about how good she is at being cheap, even though we all think it's kind of sad and pathetic.

And anyway, she's got a challenge for us, so listen closely. It's time to talk to the kingpin of cheap. Here she is. You like to make fun of me because if there's any extra money left over, it goes right into my savings account. I don't blow money on things that I don't need. And did you know anything about No Spend September? That's made up. The No Spend September Challenge.

It is not made up. No Spend September? No Spend September. Are you willing to take the No Spend September Challenge with me? It's half over already. Yeah. This has been a very expensive month for me already. They got a stupid dog running around my house ruining stuff.

I also could not participate until now because I've been doing a lot of traveling. However, it's still good to make up for lost time. What the hell is no spend September? Until the end of September, starting today, I challenge everybody on this show and everybody listening to partake in the challenge. Only pay for essential things, so you're covering your bills, rent, mortgage, whatever, utilities, basic groceries. You eliminate any other spend. No dining out. No takeout. No clothes. No coffee shop runs. No impulse online shopping from your couch. All of that is done. No new subscriptions. Avoid signing up for anything new. And for you, Klein, I encourage you to go through your bills and realize that you are paying for a lot of things that you don't even utilize. So you could probably save a ton of money just by taking 10 minutes to go through and figure out that you're still paying for JibJab. This is a meaningless thing.

There's a no-spend October, too. There's a no-spend every month. I just looked it up. Get ready for no-spend November. Oh, forget all that stuff. Well, the holidays you can't really do it. I'm sorry I couldn't get you a gift this year for Christmas. I was participating in no-spend December.

Let's do no-spend December. Perfect. No presents this year. She doesn't want to do no-spend. Yeah, no presents. Why don't you want to do no-spend September, Vanessa? I have to buy myself some running shoes like today. Sorry, you can't.

You can make shoes right now. Duct tape and tissue boxes. For my life, this doesn't work for my life. Okay, Vanessa, you can eliminate TikTok shop for the next month and probably save a lot of money because a lot of the things that you buy on there are junk. I fake shop on TikTok. My bag is full. I bought nothing. She puts it all in the cart and doesn't actually.

Just to look at it. This is a great time to use what you already own. Wait as long as you can to go grocery shopping. Make sure you've used every single pantry item. Clean out that old can of beans that you haven't used in two years. Make sure it's all used up before you buy again. It's like a total reset for your house. And people are doing this.

Some people have supposedly been doing this all month long. Yeah, it is a popular financial reset that people do every single year. And you have not been doing it because you were traveling and then you went to a wedding. Yeah, this month has been hard because we had planned travel and all that crap. For Labor Day weekend and for the wedding. Did you give that wedding gift yet? or are you trying to throw this? I did, I did, yes.

What did you end up giving for the wedding gift? I did $200 for their baby fund. They're trying to have a baby. A baby fund? Mm-hmm. What the hell is that about? What are you funding?

Them to have a baby. They're two women. They have to do... Oh, got it. I forgot. They have to spend money on it. Man, that ain't cheap. Yeah, it's not cheap.

I'll throw in a load if you want, if that helps. You know, I'll write a note. Yeah, let them know. That's free. Of course. Yeah, I also encourage you, specifically, Klein,

to find free fun. Swap paid outings for walks and home movie nights or free local community events. Oh, those are the worst. I think there's some, like, art walk happening near where I live, and I just remember thinking, don't want to walk down the street this day. I'll do my fart walk right by the art walk. Yeah, a fart walk, I'm on board with, but the art walk, forget it. You're talking to a guy who paid for dog yoga, puppy yoga. Yeah, my other suggestion for you would be just return the dog, because that's not going to be helpful for you at all.

You've already spent a lot of money on this puppy that you really don't even want. And I think now is the time to just turn around. You know, I'm glad you brought up this no spend September thing. I wasn't going to mention this. I had reached out to someone about helping me to train this dog. So this one's actually trained properly. And I asked the person, what do you charge? And you know what they said?

I don't charge. I swear to you, read the email. I don't charge for this. I will accept gifts and or donations if you find that appropriate. But I do not charge. Happy no spend September, baby. Hope you like ribs. Oh, the gift of ribs.

Just paying in ribs and foil. Hey, who would like to be paid in ribs, huh? It's a beautiful gift. You know, 714 pointed out that Apple has been actively trying to combat no-spend September for years with their Apple events. Of course. 714 no-spend September. We have new iPhones to buy.

Yeah, I got to get that flippy thing. When's that come out? 818 Allie, can I still buy weed? Yes, that is deemed essential. Weed is essential. But also, I think if you look hard enough, if you really do smoke weed. You could probably find stuff. You could find weed.

I have done such a good job lately because I've just been too lazy to go back to the store. I just go into, like, all my hiding places, and I always find weed. It's crazy. That's the thing, though, with groceries and with everything, right? Think about how creative you get when you don't want to go to the grocery store and you have to make food. This is how BF Dursday was born. Yeah, but yesterday, you guys publicly, in front of my wife, shamed me over these airwaves because I try to keep things in the fridge to do exactly what you're talking about. So I can throw together a fun Sunday jambalaya mix-mishmash of things that have been building up all week long.

And you guys said, throw it out, throw it out, throw it out. And this is exactly what you're saying to do right now. Yes, but her point was that you don't actually ever eat it. So you have to make a point to eat it. Sundays is all about that giant, crazy, weird-ass buffet. That's just a combination of a leftover taco, a slice of pizza, meatball. This is the time for all those weird freezer items that have been stuck in the back. You know, I bought corn dogs from Costco.

i think three years ago i still got a few of those i'll bring them in this is the time it is a total reset so how many where are we now what is today september 17th so that's we're talking about let's just do two weeks we got half of september left and who could spend the least who can spend the least and we have to it's important to log all of our purchases so what doesn't count bill any bill any bill that doesn't count what about credit card bill ka-ching well no you have to pay your credit card bill i can pay the minimum no because then you've got all the interest all right so so credit card bill all bills don't count yeah but your credit card bill you also are gonna you don't spend frivolously on your credit card that's what credit cards are for frivolous frivolous spending

if you spend anything beyond a an essential bill you need to write it down and i want to know if that is a verified purchase accepted by me uh-huh and the goal buying mass amounts of honey baked ham and ribs i would i would offer that to be a non-essential purchase essential you we went into that honey baked ham shop not expecting to buy anything how much did you spend hundreds over close to 100 yeah that is not essential you didn't need to buy that vanessa has been planning on buying running shoes that's something that she's been tracking and and planning to buy that's something that was a planned but that's what's on your feet right now you got shoes i think uh this is the number one thing i can not run with these shoes what do you have on what do they look

like vans flat you run we'll run with them what are you kidding me caveman used to run around barefoot all the time they run away from tigers you're fine in vans nah that's my point is that we convince ourselves almost every time we make a purchase that's why it's a challenge right okay so that's at the end of the month we can all present here's how much i spent this is jake no more concert t-shirts no more weird posters oh i buy his beans patchouli yeah all that stuff and i want to see who has spent the least i think believe it or not even though jake probably spends the least on a actual like monetary number he spends the most on frivolous useless nonsense over spends the most beyond his means right so like yes you do only buy beans that's true but

then you also will see a weird blacklight poster on facebook marketplace and next thing you know you got shrek in a top hat on your wall oh that was a bargain that's that's not though and i feel like omar you know by the way this shouldn't be even steven alley because some of us have kids and it's more expensive. Yes, but think about when you go out to the grocery store, when you go out and they say, hey, can I have a snack? Hey, can I have a hiss? It's a no, no.

Now we just say yes because we want to shut them up. They're growing kids. Bring them from home. You got goldfish at home. I will tell my children tonight with audio recording that we are now entering no spend September. No squishies. And I will get kicked in the face.

I'm telling you right now. I'd love to hear that. Yeah, they have birthday parties this weekend. No spend September. Every year for their birthday. Oh. Man, that is going to go off a break. Tomorrow night I'm going to the Dodger game.

I'm going to spend no money when I'm there. How is that? I've already purchased my tickets and my parking, but I'm not going to spend it. That's already like $1,000. Yeah. But you know what's interesting? That's the most spend. Since I bought these tickets, the price has doubled.

And I could make $500 selling those tickets and staying home. Is this like for a bobblehead night? I don't know what the hell it's for. If you get to make money, can you count that against frivolous spending? I didn't like to spend that. Well, that would counteract the savings. Like if I started whoring or something? That's girl math right there.

Yeah, yeah, that's girl math. I have a free $500. How am I going to spend it? Whoring is girl math. I'm going to go to TJ Maxx, baby. All right. I like when you return something. Well, you made money.

No, you already spent it. Welcome to your no spend September challenge, which starts now because we couldn't possibly do an entire month. So we're all starting at zeros across the board. Let's see who can end the month with zeros That's from El Cheapo on KROG, we are a client LE show If you need us, you can call, you can interact The number to join us is always

805-20-1067 There's a bunch of different stuff here On the GOAT line that you probably want to hear about And some stuff you don't care about like this Bro, I'm telling you, I'm gay plus It's like extra, you know It's like gay personified You know

He says, that's Penio's Greg He says he now I thought he was fluid or whatever the word is, but I think he is technically now gay plus. Which basically means I'm open. He's full-blown gay. Also, I don't know if you knew this about our very own Pantyhose Greg, but he is a superstar that you may recognize from television.

Go on in the alley. Pantyhose Greg here. Nicely stoned. And, you know, I used to be on television. Yeah, in the 80s, mid-80s, 85. I was on six episodes of... Of Cubs. When was Cops on?

Isn't that right? When it was sick and it's 80? I'll let you guess which role I played in the show Cops. But I was on six. I was being pinned down in Orlando. All doing gay plus things on a truck stop. I was on six episodes of Dick Clark's American Bandstand. I believe the dick part.

So he claims that that was his claim to fame. What was American Bandstand again? I don't know. That was before my time. but I think it was like Star Search. No, no, they had like bands playing and they had like just people dancing. Oh, that's what, it was just a dance party?

Yeah. And the bands would play and they'd put that on TV and people would watch that? Yeah, it was weird. He was in that. Was that like the white version of Soul Train? Kind of, yeah. Soulless Train?

Yeah. American Bandstand sounds white enough. What do you think we should go with? Soulless Train or American Bandstand? Well, anyway, he was dancing there, I guess in six episodes. I mean, that makes sense. Kind of tracks for him, I would say.

I guess. I'd love to see footage of that. It's got to exist somewhere. And then when they arrest him, he goes, do you know who I am? What's more impressive of a credit? The fact that Jake used to be in the background of Judge Judy in the courtroom scenes where he would sit there and watch the trials? For a row.

Excuse me. On a great episode, too, the sack tap episode. Which one? Sack tap. What's that? It's where some little kid hit some other boy in the junk and broke his dong. A mother boy? No, another boy.

Oh. That was on Judge Judy? Yeah. A boy took another boy to trial for doing a sack tap? Sack tap. Like hit him in the junk really hard and like, you know, hurt him bad or something. And they're like, who looks like he would go to this trial and be in the front row? That's me.

Jake. Are you on the side of the defense or the prosecution? I forget who they put me behind. Put him behind the sack tap kid. He looks like he'd defend a good sack tap. So, Allie, seriously, what is a more impressive credit? six episodes of American Bandstand in the 85

or front row of the Judge Judy sack tap trial. Or me, who danced naked with Philip Seymour Hoffman and Paul Thomas Anderson, but it was cut. I was not even in the movie. Right, you were cut. And I had a merkin glued onto my vagina. Ally did have to wear a merkin taped to her vagina, and

that was crazy, because she already had so much natural growth. Yeah, I know. I can't believe they needed more. They put the merkin on to try to... I actually donated some of mine to some of the other ladies. Ellie provided the merkin for wardrobes. You won an Academy Award for that. You know, I think that Jake's credit is more impressive.

How about this? I'm going to throw another one in the mix. Omar, weren't you in that hole-in-the-wall show on Fox? Oh, yeah, that's cool. He was on a game show, and then you were on Shark Tank. Well, that's clearly the most impressive, because that's the only show of the ones we've mentioned that anyone even knows about still.

You don't win. It's not a game show. It's an investment show. Right, but did you get an investment? Yeah, did you get a deal? I don't remember how it ended. You didn't. You do remember.

You didn't get anything. call. Yeah, I got paid. Yeah, we all made money. I got paid in Red Bull and Donuts. Right, and we got either food or money out of it. You spent money. Well, Vanessa, as someone who is not easily impressed, you've just heard

five different people. You've actually all impressed me and I'm jealous because I want to be on a show, but tell me. You got invited to be on a show. You're going to be on the World Cup show. Nah, I don't want that show. I want a scripted show. Continue. You're not going to be on a scripted show. I was also on Entourage numerous times.

Jake wins Jake doesn't win Because we've never seen him on Entourage And I've seen that entire show So what is more impressive Ally getting cut out of a movie Pantyhose Greg dancing on American Bandstand Jake in the sack tap trial

Front row On Judge Judy where he had no lines What do you get paid for that minimum wage Probably yeah Me on Shark Tank made no money Nothing you lost money That's true Vanessa?

Or Omar? Did Omar win? Did you win anything? No, we lost. Our team, the beer bellies lost. And we had to wear these tight silver leotards. It was very uncomfortable. Omar just won.

Omar wins. Because of the leotards? Wow, unbelievable. I thought he'd lose it. That's great. I actually just found the DVD of that. I have it here. We got to watch it.

I know. New listeners that may not be aware of your big... Of our credits. Our previous credits. The saddest IMDb collection ever you just heard about on KROQ. We're going to take a quick break. We have news to get to. After the news, we start getting you into shows.

Four of them, to be exact, happening at KROQ. And your tenders coming up in mere moments. If you're hungry this weekend. By the way, I don't know, Ali, if you can take a smell of what's happening. Look at all the people that are walking through trying to figure out what that smell is. Oh, the sharks are circling. Yeah, they smell the ribs cooking right there. They're like something that's not donuts?

Jake, open up your nerd hole and take a sniff out in the halls. Okay. See what you got going on there. You'll leave the room for that. It won't look for foil. That's good stuff. It's wafting now. People are starting to walk around wondering.

That's such a mean trick to plant coworkers. It's just a nice rack of ribs cooking in the office. Yeah, and then you realize it's not a friend of yours. Do you have security out there? What's that, Omar? Do you have security out there? Guarding the ribs? I have a rib bouncer.

Yeah. Johnny, you're not doing much this hour. Can you go stand by the ribs? Time's happening. Okay, great. Quick break. We're back with more show next. KROQ, Klon Alley Show.

There's some news. Then a brand new hour of the show will begin. That is the hour we hook you up with tickets to the next four shows here at KROQ that will include Fontaine's D.C., The Paradox, Dexter the Moon Rocks, and The Beaches. So you'll get into all those shows coming up in moments. So go nowhere and be ready to call and win. But first, there's this. Grab your Adderall.

It's time for ADD News. Well, here's the big story. This year's nominees for the Toy Hall of Fame have been released. Oh, boy. It's the biggest thing people are talking about right now. Move over, Macklemore. They will announce the official selection in November. They usually end up choosing classic boring toys that nobody cares about anymore,

like the hula hoop or the yo-yo. And here's who could be joining the hula hoop and the yo-yo this year. The 12 finalists are Bingo, Bop It, Care Bears, Mahjong. Oh, man. That guy is giving me a little. Look at that drop. That's an homage to us, I believe. Mahjong?

I think you had a better delivery. I don't know. Mahjong. That's pretty good. You guys can just have a conversation. Mahjong? Mahjong. That's how you play.

You gotta hear this call. Hey, guys. Sweet dibbits. So my mom got invited to her church wards weekly game night. And when I was talking to her, she said that they were playing. and she couldn't remember how to pronounce the game, but it's Mahjong, and as soon as she said it,

I immediately said back, Mahjong, and she looked at me like I was insane, and I had to explain to her that it's not problematic, and that I heard it on the Klein Alley show. No, you don't have to give us credit for why you say it the way you say it.

Just know that it's being entered into the Toy Hall of Fame, I mean, that's very exciting. And it is. Mahjong? Mahjong. Not problematic at all. I think we're playing favorites here.

I hope that they get selected. Which is really surging in popularity now. Monster High and Mousetrap. Mousetrap. See? Monster High. Got to get rid of all of them. What the hell is Monster High?

That was an old board game where it was like, I think it was like high school girls sitting around a board game talking about who their boyfriends are going to be. Not quite sure. Pokemon cards, Polly Pocket, slide. Just slide? Just a slide? Like slides in general?

Like a slide. That really? Slide. I wouldn't consider that to be a toy. Well, it is kind of, right? If you have a slide in your backyard. Apparatus. Vanessa, is a slide a toy?

It's a park. Part of a park. Thank you. Not a toy. That's what my son would say, literally. Yep. Vanessa, which of these toys do you think should be inducted into the Toy Hall of Fame? The Bop-It.

Bop-It. She's going to go with Polly Pocket because they're basically the same size. Because they can share clothes. Sorry, that board game. Tickle Me Elmo and Yahtzee. Yahtzee is one that should make it. Yahtzee is probably the best dice game that has ever existed. All right.

Well, congratulations, all them toys, for making it into the Toy Hall of Fame. Nominees. Only some will make it, though. Only some, yes. And, again, we have to wait until November for that big decision. Okay, we are shameless about our love for In-N-Out on this show. We all have different orders, some more controversial than others. But apparently our love is nothing compared to Kirk Cousins' love for In-N-Out,

who, after joining the Raiders, says that he has developed a problem that he now cannot get over. And he's revealed his order. I would dare any of us to try it. In-N-Out is tough to beat. I have an In-N-Out problem, if you will. I'm not a very patient person, so waiting in the lines can be tough. So I tend to park and go in. He's a park-and-go-inner.

Yeah. Just like you. I'm actually back to the drive-thru now. I was a park-and-go-inner, and then I realized that it's just too much stress. To park-and-go-inner. There's chaos in there. Yeah, it's chaos. It's like the floor of the stock exchange.

Well, it's just like Costco's chaos, but it's chaos that you know. But he, like you, acknowledged that he doesn't think it saves time. In my mind, I tell myself that's faster. I don't know if it actually is or not, but I'm a park-and-walk-in, and I try to be strategic when I go as far as wait times. I haven't quite figured out that hack. Maybe it's early, you know, 10, 30, 11 when they first opened. He seems to know a lot.

He's really had trial and error here. I got an in-and-out problem, and it wasn't a big deal when I lived in the Central or Eastern time zone. But on the West Coast time zone, when I signed with the Raiders, I knew this was going to be an issue. I actually have a go-to art I'm not very proud of. I did this in August on an off day. I had three 3x3s. I don't get onions, but then I also get fries and don't usually do a shake. That's probably the one discipline I try to have.

No shake. No shake. 3x3s? How do you eat that? Three, three by threes. Oh, for him. Professional athlete. But he does no onions.

He does no onions. Yeah, it's a shame. Pretty impressive. Most parks, theme parks locally have released their Halloween lineups and are opening their Halloween attractions today. Not Scary Farm is opening night tonight. Of course, you've got Universal Studios. Everyone's got their scary themed things that are opening up. And in downtown Disney, they're doing something new this year.

They're going to be doing screenings of Halloween movies every Wednesday night. This has already started. It started September 9th. It's going all the way through the end of October. And they're going to do these movie screenings in downtown Disney right by Din Tai Fun and Parkside Market, another place that you love. Yeah, but are they doing movies like Hocus Pocus and Nightmare Before Christmas, that sort of junk? Just those two on a loop. Get Michael Myers in there.

You know, some real scary stuff. Just scare the crap out of him. Yeah. Probably that stupid thing Vanessa liked, Halloween Town. Probably showing that over and over again. Yeah, Halloween Town. 3-2-3 wants to point out Allie is wrong. Monster High is like

Barbie, but with monster dolls. She has no idea what she speaks of. But that's probably popular in the 80s or something, right? Dolls that ironically resemble Allie. Somebody said 3-1-0. So there you have it. Alright, we get into a brand new hour of the show right now on KROQ.