Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast - HOUR 2- Roulettuce, Ally's Wife Makes Dinner and MORE

Episode Date: July 22, 2026

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We are Klein Alley Show. Pleasure to meet you. Thanks for coming back for more. Or perhaps you're just forced to listen to us in the back of a rideshare. Regardless, thanks for being here. My name's Klein. There's Alley. Morning. That is DJ Omar Khan over there. Jake Z-Nerd. What's up? You know, Jake was telling me just a moment ago, Allie, that he has another, a second Bumble date set for later today. And this is all as a result of you and Vanessa basically completely revamping his dating profile.

And who is this young lady? That's a different lady. A different lady. Jake hasn't had two dates with two different women in ever. In ever. Right. And is this someone you think you like? Is this someone you've been talking with back and forth?

Yeah, because she lives in Burbank. And she's hot, too. Like, Jake was showing me a photo of her yesterday. I was like, damn, Jake. Atta boy. What kind of... Caucasian. Caucasian.

No, that's a different lady. That lady lives up in the Thousand Oaks. Oh, you got another one? What is this one? This one is like an Asian lady. An Asian lady? Oh, your favorite. An Asian lady who lives in Burbank?

Yeah. A Burbajian? I guess. Oh, Jake. That's... That's... Mildly offensive. I don't think so at all.

No, no, no. It's horribly offensive. That's your sweet spot, Jake. But you should reply saying that. Those are all of your favorite things. I'll ask her if she goes by Burbeige and hang on. Is this our license plate? That's a great plate.

So what are you, hold on a minute. Are you, you're going to take this woman, are you going to take her to the same bar that you took the last woman to? She's open to it, but I think I'm going to try something a place different. No, you're not. Who are you kidding?

There's a bar like right up the street. It's going to be so hard for you to just take a step. Just take a step in. It's okay. I will say that there are a lot of people that are, believe it or not, as sad as this sounds, that are saying that Jake has given them hope. Hey, Jake, you know, I have to give it to you. You give me hope.

I haven't been in the dating world in a long time. But after listening to your date and knowing you live in a shack, eat them beans, you show up with an itchy, probably stinky dog strapped around your chest, sweating, yelling at Feed the Girl. She asks if you've had your feeder, which is like the easiest thing to do. Then you leave. And, oh, forgot the dessert. Go back in, eat dessert.

And you still end up getting intimate with the girl at the end. I mean, props to you, man. A lot of people say you're giving them hope. So this is why we're doing this very publicly, so you can all live vicariously through Jake or realize that it's not as hard as you're making it seem. And do we feel happy for Jake or sad for women in general? Sad for women.

that that's how bad it's gotten yeah uh let's say hi to josh and phil more josh you are the 20th caller so congratulations limited edition klein alley show merch is coming your way hold on all right thank you so much hey thank you wear it proudly and post it and all that good stuff uh and we give you this from gorillas look at me okay rock it's all clickbait these days on the internet as we solve the internet's biggest riddles we give you one quick one right now that We'll help you always get upgraded moving forward. If you ever travel again and you want to pay for coach but sit first class, I hope you're listening to this exciting edition of Clickbait.

Now, this is the ultimate clickbait because I think when you see this, you can't help but say, what is the answer? And this is flight attendants reveal the best way to be upgraded to those much bigger, much nicer seats. Dude, that doesn't happen anymore. That's what I thought, but apparently, according to flight attendants... Why don't they, like you, stand up? Well, there's one or two things you must do if you want to even be considered, and you're probably not doing them.

So, what is it? And I'll tell you the actual answer. Well, I know just from the years that I flew standby, because my stepdad worked for the airlines, if we wanted to be upgraded, we had to dress nice. That's what I heard. So if you're wearing pajamas, if you're one of those girls wearing sweatpants and Crocs, you're not going to get invited to a higher class than Coach. So you've got to wear a suit to the airplane. You've got to wear something nice.

I had to wear pantyhose. You had to, like, women couldn't have. Like Greg? Yeah. You had to wear either socks or, like, leggings or pantyhose, something that you couldn't have, like, bare legs. Put on your travel pantyhose, Allie. We're trying to get upgraded.

Yeah, I had to buy pantyhose at the Hudson News to get on first class one time. And then all the guys couldn't wear, no one could wear jeans. You had to wear a collared shirt. There was a whole dress code. Someone asked on the text, I'm with a pantyhose to wear over your face. Yeah, and my arms and legs. Just in general. And a bag.

Allie's a little bit like a giant burn victim. So that the rich people didn't have to look at me. I think she's robbing a liquor store. Or she's just sitting there. I couldn't even drink the free orange juice. So, Ali says you've got to dress nice. The only way you even have a chance of being upgraded is if you dress nice. Jake, speaking of dressing nice, what's your guess?

Yeah, I'm the king of that. I heard get there early, number one. And then, yeah, Hillbilly Steve told me one time that he had to dress nice to get on and get upgraded. And it worked for him. I do think getting there early helps. Hillbilly Steve had to dress nice? That's what he said, yeah. What is Hillbilly nice?

I think it's just like his fancy overalls. Okay. What does getting there early do for you? Listen, we'll tell you in a second if he's right. But also, I think that now getting in there early isn't as effective because I feel like the gate agents don't get there until like five minutes before boarding. I've been here three hours early. You just got here. I'm like, hi, welcome to the party.

What's up? Omar, what is the guess? Once again, if you want to be upgraded, the flight attendant says this is the one way, and it does still happen, and this is what you must do if you want to get that free upgrade. Hey, why don't you go ahead and move your ass from 36B all the way up here to 2A. About nine months ago, I got kind of inspired by Allie because she flew to Europe with all the points and reward things. So I got a credit card and became this airline's member and all that. And I went up to the little desk and they were pretty impressed. I didn't get nothing out of it.

But I think if you're like a member or rewards, you know how they have those rewards cards? Yeah, they're like, whoa, thanks for being a member. It didn't do squat for me, but I think sometimes maybe that influences those people. Yeah, I do think that now the membership thing does get you farther. Well, according to this flight attendant, there's two things you must be doing if you want to even stand a chance of getting that free upgrade. And it used to be, you know, you got to tell them a sob story or be like, oh, it's our honeymoon or something like that. They don't care about that anymore at all. Oh, no.

If you are the first, the earlier you check in, the better. Wow. A lot of times they will prioritize if multiple people potentially could get bounced around or moved up. If you are the first to have checked in at that exact 24-hour window, then you somehow get priority for whatever reason. So check in as soon as possible. And the other thing that stands, you know, that's a huge advantage is if you are traveling by yourself because it's much more likely they have an extra seat and they have one. Now, there's probably all that other stuff we said probably plays into it, too. I'm sure dressing nice and not having the nickname Hillbilly Steve all helps.

That's not his idea. Steve, comma, Hillbilly. But I would imagine that it's the traveling solo, being early on the check-in. I know we've heard before that they say giving little gifts to the flight attendants or even smiling and waving when you get in. Like all this stuff, I still don't think it would matter. And then you're a total a-hole after takeoff. You sit in the back, wear this itchy suit the whole time.

But now you check in on your phone, like, 24 hours before the flight. It's not like you check in. Like, is it in person checking in with your bags and stuff? No, you want to be the first person to check in online, but then they'll know. I mean, everyone's the first person to check in. Well, if you're the first, someone's the first. If you did it at 24 hours and someone else did it 23 hours before, then you're the first. So they say that that is valuable, too.

And 714 on the text line says, I have a really good friend who's a flight attendant. And she said that the key to getting the upgrade is giving either free or even free drinks is getting like a little gift, like little chocolates to the flight attendant. We've heard that one before, where like you go to, you stop by the, you know, the See's Candy kiosk. Do you think they're actually accepting that from some weirdo passenger? Yeah, I mean, I don't think they're accepting a half-eaten open chocolate bar, but probably if it's just... Hi, my name's Steve. Take these chocolates. Well, how can you not, man? These are my going out overalls, okay?

Just give them a little chocolate something, and then maybe it pays out. Look, I don't care. It's not their seed. I guess so. Try it all. Probably would have worked for me. Got to take a break. We're back in a moment.

When we return, the show continues, and it's going to get really explosive for one of us. It's not roulette. It's roulettis. It's a wheel. We'll be spinning it, and we have all of these different types of, many of these have been recalled, by the way. We have recalled lettuce from Taylor Farms in the KROQ studios now, and we will be eating handfuls of this lettuce to figure out if we're going to get the greatest summer cleanse ever after this. If you're not watching along on YouTube, you should be right now.

It's K-Rock with your Klein Alley Show. And I think in the history of dumb ideas we've had as a show, this would go near the top alley, I would agree, which is top five dumb idea or no, nowhere near. Are you talking about the general idea of roulette-us or the fact that we've duct-taped the bags of lettuce to the wheel? Roulette-us is a great name, and everyone enjoys that. I like roulette-us.

The fact that Johnny's system of taping the bags of lettuce to the wheel took him as long as it did. And I have a feeling when we spin the wheel for the first time, all of these bags of lettuce are going to fall off. We have an extra one here we couldn't even fit on the wheel. This is the Ultimate Caesar Salad Kit. Of course, these are all from Taylor Farms. And Taylor Farms is at the center of this giant lettuce recall that has been affecting people that are getting the Cyplo-Sori ass, or whatever that thing is called, where everyone's having explosive ass. And we've turned it into a fun game now.

where we will all be... It's not fun. Yeah, who is this fun for again? Well, it'll be a fun wait and see for us today, I guess. I don't need this. It's a real choose-your-own-adventure. I mean, Jake, you're going to probably be on the toilet most of the day today anyway. How will we know if she gets affected by this?

We won't know. There's going to be no difference, or it's just going to be super, super bad. On the roll lettuce wheel, we have a couple of different options here. The avocado ranch chop from Taylor Farms. The maple bourbon bacon. They have a maple bourbon bacon salad? Man, I wish I'd known about that. I do now.

Now you can take it home. Mediterranean crunch, Allie. Lame, lame. There's Jake's favorite, the Asian savory and green cabbage. It's an Asian chopped salad. It's like Burbajan. It's the Burbajan blend. You're going to have Burbajan salad?

And then the ultimate Caesar salad kit, which I have here, Allie, which we couldn't get. Classic Caesar. Here's the good thing about the roulette wheel is that when you spin it. Please, tell me the good thing about the roulette wheel. We're all waiting. Well, we have this intro. No more lettuce for now. Oh, wow.

So we have that. That's exciting. Pulled out all the stops on that one. Yep, we sure did. Okay. And if you spin it and it doesn't land on lettuce, you don't have to actually eat any of the Taylor Farms recalled lettuce. But if it does, then you immediately will rip that bag off the wheel. I think the bacon one is worth getting sick.

I actually agree. I mean, there's a little bacon, bourbon bacon crumbles in there. Oh, probably delicious. Now, we're just not paying attention to the names that are underneath the lettuce? No, those are insignificant. Okay. That was for fun or something. So each person who spins the wheel, it's going to be their turn.

Yep, you spin it, and if it lands on lettuce, that's your lettuce you're eating. So I just want to see, Allie, if you give the spin. This doesn't count, but I want to see how it spins. All right, if you're feeling most of the lettuce could fall off right now. Whoa, that's pretty impressive looking. I taped it really good. Man, Ali, if... All right, that was my turn.

Oh, hold on. It was? No, wait a minute. What's happening? Ali's pubes. Ali's pubes. Get the pubes. That'll be a whole new case of Cyclops.

It's way worse. Johnny, I think you need to take this bag of the ultimate Caesar and place it right there. Actually, what's crazy, Klein, is the one you're holding, the lady at the store was marking that one down to reduced price because nobody was buying it. Well, I would imagine no one's buying any of this stuff now. I don't think anyone is even eating lettuce right now. I think people aren't even buying it at the store, period. Yeah, people are taking a...

Did you not hear this guy, Allie? No more lettuce for now. All right, that's what the guy's saying. People are completely avoiding lettuce at all costs. So throw that one on the wheel as well. That should weight the wheel properly. And then, Jake, we're going to let you spin first, dude. Great.

You have the most unhealthy ass of all of us So let's just start with you This will affect your life the least Wait till Johnny Puts this last one on That last bag That's the ultimate Caesar blend The whole wheel

Is falling apart The best part is every single person That's walking by the studio right now Is looking in here and going They are a bunch of idiots You can see their lips They are just a bunch of idiots So we've got the wheel of recalled lettuce now.

Not a budget. And as you can see, this is a real problem. If you're unfamiliar with what's happening in the world, this sums it up. Jessica Mallard is still recovering from a three-week bout with cyclosporiasis. I'm really, really weak. I lay down a lot. Like, this morning, I struggled getting up. She believes she was infected after eating bagged salad from Taylor Farms,

landing her in the hospital for 10 days. So what we have now is five different bags of salad from Taylor Farms. No more lettuce. For now. Right now, I'm going to veer away from it. Despite a false positive in testing, the FDA is now confident in its traceback investigation to iceberg lettuce grown by Taylor Farms in central Mexico. So here's what we got here. We got five bags of Taylor Farms lettuce. We are calling this stupid bit raw lettuce. And Jake is going to go ahead and give the wheel a spin.

Allie's just adding her pubes to it as well. Which is, Jake, as you know You're a magnet for Ali's Pubes The previous time we've done the wheel So go ahead, and Jake You understand that, you're excited though, you love free food at work That I do like, but I'm not Excited about this, or the possibilities

Of this, I already have a condition I don't need extra conditions And I don't need Ali's Pubes again either Well, there we go It's on the wheel now, so here we go If you're not watching on YouTube, this will be worth checking out It's time for Rulettos No more lettuce, for now

I didn't get anything, right? I mean, technically... I think this is going to be a real mess. All right. Technically, Jake, you are so close to landing on the Mediterranean crunch. Yeah, but I didn't land on it, so I'm free. Give it another spin, though. I think the wheel is weighted in a way that it's going to be hard for it to land on the end.

Give it like a real spin. There we go. Look at this go. The rillettish wheel is spinning around right now. I'm not. Oh. See, it's going to land in the same place. All right.

Yeah, the wheel is weighted wrong. Let's go. Once again, whatever it lands on is what you will eat. Whatever it lands on is landed on. I'm not doing any serious. Yeah, see, it's going to be the same. It's between Mediterranean and avocado ranch. Now, Jackie, you get your pick then, Jake.

All right, I'm taking the avocado ranch. All right, avocado ranch. Jake's taking the avocado ranch. Try to pry it off. Don't mess up my tape job. Now that's off the board. See if the boss wants to come in here and spin the roulette wheel. He seems excited about this bit.

Oh, no, no. All right, go ahead. All right, Jake, go ahead. Al, you want to spin it for me? Sure. I'll let you spin it for me. Okay. This is my spin.

Whatever. Wow. This is not going to. Oh, here we go. This is all the different recalled lettuces. Oh, nice. I got a nice open patch of the wheel. That's good.

I don't have to worry about that. You can't put the wheel out of cubes. That's disgusting. Mediterranean crunch. I think I was close. I hate to take this. If I'm deciding between Mediterranean crunch bag salad or Asian, I hate to do this. I'm going to take the Asian.

Okay. Jake, do you want to trade? That's what Jake said. Jake, do you want swatches? No, I want to stick with my avocado ranch. All right. It's like the worst white elephant. It is the absolute worst.

Are you going to swap me with diarrhea salad? And Vanessa, you can come in here and spin the wheel next. Thank you, Johnny. That's mine. I'll take the Asian. Thank you. We didn't think about what happens when we have to take these off the wheel. No, we didn't think about anything.

Allie, we gave up when we came up with roulettes, all right? And finally now. Give a sec to the names. That's right. Jessica Mallard is still recovering from... Relax, Jessica Mallard. You're going to be okay. All right, Vanessa, whenever you're ready now.

You have three different bags of lettuces from Pale Ale Farms. Round and round it goes. Where it stops, no one knows. This is roulette. Oh, we know where it's going to start. Ultimate Caesar, Vanessa. Oh, Mediterranean Crunch. It's got it.

Oh, cubes. Oh, my man, it's cubes. Vanessa, it's Ali. Oh. All right, you have to decide between Ali's cubes and Mediterranean Crunch. What am I supposed to do with the pubes? If I choose pubes, why would you choose pubes? That's what you're asking.

You have a pube mustache. Pube stache. Yeah, pube stache. You're asking between pubes and a Mediterranean crunch? Go for the pubes. I just want to know, what do I do with the pubes? Pubes! What do you do with them?

If you pick pubes, we'll tell you what you do with them. You have to sprinkle them on the surface. All right, I would need a minute to go to the bathroom. I wasn't prepared for this. You've been preparing for months, Allie. I'll do Mediterranean. What? Meditation.

That's not even... Meditation and nerd. That's not even one of them. All right, that's off the wheel now. All right, so now we've... Oh, Allie ripped it. This is making me sad. What is making you sad?

This is making me sad names. This is the saddest thing we've ever done. There's your bag of lettuce. Enjoy it. All right. And that means there's only two left. Allie, you're pregnant, so you don't have to participate. Yes.

Because... Mom, I just puke. So... I want to trade one of these. So I guess everyone, which one do you, Jake, we all have our back, cheers, Johnny, which one do you want? Take one of the ones that's left. I don't think the wheel's going to matter, let's all, I just need a fork to start digging

in them. All right, spin, let me spin, let me spin. All right, roulette-us, here we go, baby. Watch the line on pubes, I wish I didn't spin them. No, fall down, fall down, fall down, come on. Ah! Ah. And it landed on, Johnny, once again, you'll have the choice between maple, bacon, bourbon,

bagged salad from Taylor Farms or the Caesar blend, which was recently being... All right, I'll take maple bourbon bacon. All right, that's off the board. Everyone grab your forks. Again, Caesar is the reject. And then this is where the fun begins.

So... The fun hasn't begun yet? Well, no, now we're going to start eating the salad. This is all the rejected salad, so now we're going to dig in. What a fitting song to get into now. It's Runaway. Lincoln Park on K-Rock

as we dig in. And, Allie, if you want to feel not left out, there we go. Jake, you ready? You're opening it with a pen? Cheers, bro. Oh, cheers. Least of my worries. First bite's going down.

Are you putting the dressing on? Yeah, no dressing. You're just raw dogging it? You can taste the simple sauce. Interesting as I'm reading the text line now, only three people said, please don't do this, guys. It's not worth it. Everyone else was on board with us doing raw lettuce, and now we're all eating our salads? We're the talk of the office.

Everyone's talking about us out there. Thank you, Taylor Farms. Making news. We'll see what happens. We will update you throughout the day today. You know, speaking of food, last night my wife tried to take on a new task. She's been trying to do a little more around the house and taking care of our kid because I'm still in the first trimester of pregnancy. I don't feel very well.

I'm really tired all the time. And usually I am the main person cooking dinner. I'm cooking dinner at least four or five nights a week. and she we talked a few months ago where i asked her maybe you could try once a week cooking a meal she said that was a very overwhelming concept for her now fast forward a few months she has decided she wants to try it so sunday she went through all of the recipe books that we have and she decided on one recipe and it was a teriyaki meatballs and rice situation and i she said you know that like one of those like pre-made ones no no like making like ground chicken oh what is she thinking

don't you know that's above her skill set like yeah you just go with spaghetti that's what i was like just do something simple she was like well this is easy i could do this and i was like well katie you have to make the meatballs by hand you have to mix everything and form the meatballs It's not easy, it sucks. And she was like, well, you're saying I can't do it? I was like, no, you can do it. Go ahead and do it. Because this is one of those things where you bitch about,

I'm sure you bitch a lot about how you don't do anything and you don't ever make dinner, and yet she doesn't. I really don't, though, but I... You never comment like, I mean, because I thought you were annoyed all the time that you were constantly cooking and she didn't really do it, and now she's doing it, but you know that's going to be a pain in the ass, too.

That's the problem, is from the moment she decided on this recipe, it has been a complete time suck for me to go shopping, get all of the ingredients for her then yesterday She didn't shop for the ingredients? She ended up not going we were supposed to go to the grocery store together

it ended with her staying home and her sending me a screenshot of the recipe so I got most of the stuff, got home and then last night was her night because even at the beginning of the week I was like so when are you cooking this dinner? And she was like I think I might be able to do it Thursday

I was like, can you just do it? I think I might be able to do it on Thursday. She understands dinner is a daily thing. And then she was like, actually, I think I could do it tonight. I'm like, that's right. You can. You can do it any night. So then she starts cooking this meal.

And I kid you not, 3.30 p.m. Because she's so nervous about having it ready on time. What time do you guys normally eat dinner? Like 6.30. Okay. She thought she needed three hours to prepare. That's an insane amount of time. That's a crazy amount of time.

the amount of i wasn't home when she began the cooking the amount of questions and screenshots i got from her right off the bat was shocking um she realized right away that she didn't have one of the ingredients it was chili sauce and she had i mean it was a complete derail she just had no idea how to you know combat get her ass to the store and i was like either go buy it or there's other hot stuff like it's really just for heat so if you're just mixing it in with meatballs you You know, they just find chili paste or whatever else we have. Sriracha. Yes, sriracha.

A million things. So she can't figure it out. So she's sending me screenshots of every other hot item we have in the house to ask me if that is going to work. Frank's Red Hot. Will this work? No. Exactly. And I'm like, kind of no.

But you kind of just know these things when you're cooking. Also, recipes are kind of follow. Kind of suggestions. Yeah, you go with the flow. She can't. No, guys. She doesn't know how to do that. No.

Even the fact that she had to do a tablespoon of chopped cilantro, she, like, was holding the cilantro going, I don't know how to measure this. I don't know what to do. It's just like a pinch of cilantro. And I'm like, just eyeball it. She doesn't know how to eyeball it. Ali, I know that you have audio of her doing this

and how frustrating this was, but just so you know where you're coming from, because my wife also does not know how to cook, she one time tried to make a recipe that called for a three-quarters of a cup, and she thought she read that as it needs three four cups of something like three to four cups no no four cups three different times oh she thought three she put she said this is so liquidy and i said how much did you add and she said i put in 12 cups oh my god why did you do that it says three four cups of this i go you idiot it's three quarters of a cup yeah and she goes that's

why i don't do anything and then she stormed out i had to clean up the mess and you're like yeah i guess why do you do things then it's probably easier like several points i was like you can give up it's okay to just call it like or i'll take over she wants to prove you wrong though so this is her trying to figure out because one of the instructions says get a large bowl oh man that's pretty easy was this large enough oh god is it large enough for the following ingredients and breadcrumbs green onion cilantro and chicken it might not be for the chicken right But I can just do one at a time. So she was just going to pick a bowl, do one ingredient at a time, and if it got too much, she would transfer it to another bowl.

If she's thrown off by the step, get a large bowl. If that is too much, this is all too much. What about the vegetables? So she planned the meatballs. That was the main focus. And then it was like, I'm going to make some rice. I know how to make rice. But then she was like, whoa, what am I going to do about vegetables?

I haven't figured that part out yet. I have no idea. I would just put some broccoli on a pan. Sounds like you're eating before the dinner. I was snacking, yeah. Because it was 3.30. Fat Alley! Fat Alley! Fat Alley, baby!

I'm here, baby! That was my pre-dinner dinner. But I was like, if you're doing an Asian thing, just put some broccoli with some sesame oil, fry it up, and you're good. Because you cook, so you understand that. But to her, that's difficult. She tried to go to the vegetable section of the recipe book,

and she couldn't find something. Couldn't even figure it out. So here, this was her next tactic. Siri, how do you cook broccoli in the oven? Oh, Jesus. Cook broccoli in the oven. Place the broccoli florets on a baking sheet and drizzle with olive oil. Then toss them.

I'm dipping back into the bag at this point. It sounds like you're going. Spread the broccoli out in a single layer and bake in the oven until tender and crisp. Siri, what should the temperature of the oven be in for how long? Oh, man. She knows nothing. I couldn't give her enough information. One tablespoon of minced fresh cilantro and one green onion.

One? One? How do you do this? One. Well, you're able to put it minced. I will mince it first. Let me mince it. So then it was like thinly sliced green onions and she chops the onion.

They give it a long, right? She chops it like three or four times and she's like, is this good? I was like, no. It's not minced. Yeah. and then she would look at it and like chop it again and then be like is that good i'm like katie you gotta keep going like you gotta just what was the meal edible see the meal was great because even though she obsesses and even though she doesn't really know what she's doing she does

it by the book and that's why and she's like she'll cook it for five minutes and then check cook it for five minutes and check i'm just like i'll put it in for 20 minutes it might be a little overcooked, but whatever. You know, I'm kind of making it up as I go, and I'm not doing it with precision, but she did a great job. Well, according to a lot of people on the text line, they say, I am the same person as Allie's wife. I reread a recipe 80,000

times. You cook, I'll clean, I'm done. And I get it. Most people, it's like a different skill. People's brain works differently for whatever reason. I know, and then the amount of validation and praise I had to give her after the fact was so much more energy. Wasn't it good? Was that bite good? Was that bite

good? How about that bite? Which dinner was better, the one She made her the pre-dinner dinner you were eating during that process. Oh, the snacks were delicious. The snacks were great. Those little crunchy curlies from Trader Joe's. I got to elongate. Jake, it doesn't work that quick, dude. It doesn't work.

In fact, hold on. Tina, you're on KROQ. Good morning. Good morning. Yeah, I just wanted to say you guys are insane for doing this roulette thing, and I hope none of you get sick. But yeah, I think that the incubation period for this virus or whatever it is is like two weeks.

So even if you guys are eating it and you're like, oh, tomorrow I feel great, and you feel If you feel great next week, you might not feel great, like, two weeks from now. So two weeks from now is where the Sifo-Saur ass could hit us. Possibly. I mean, Google me wrong, but I think that's what I saw. Did you mix up your... No, I'm just eating raw out of the bag still. Oh, you're just doing lettuce by itself?

Yeah, I got to get a bowl. I don't have a bowl yet. But I'll tell you, the lettuce, very... I can't believe you're even using a fork. You just get in there with your bare hands. Yeah, that's all for the entertainment of the people. We'll take a quick break. Back with more after this.

As promised, we will get you into Universal Studios Hollywood right now if you're the 20th caller with four one-day tickets so you can ride the new roller coaster that's been, I've been watching them build this thing for years going, that thing looks awesome, man. You will get to get on it. It is Fast and Furious Hollywood Drift opening this summer. We get you on the ride and in the park if you are caller 20 right now

at 800-520-1067. Right now, though, let's get into your news. Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News. Now that summer is in full swamp-ass mode, another heat wave starts today. The mosquito activity is ramping up, but there are things that are a little different this year. And it is all our fault because we've been using mosquito repellent and insecticides for so long that the mosquitoes are now immune to it. Backyard bug sprays are breeding tougher mosquitoes that can now bypass any amount of DEET you should choose to use.

What about the tiki torches? I think those are still fine. They're very soft. No, it's all of it, I think. They just don't care. They don't care. Citronella? I saw a guy go, don't worry, I have a citronella can.

I go, you think Mosquito cares about your citronella can? They don't care. I tell you what's been working for me is using those dunks. So I have about two five-gallon buckets filled with water, and it's standing water. I put these dunks in there, and it prevents them from... It's like birth control. It's like poison. Yeah, it's like poison.

The mosquitoes go in there, they drink the water, and then they spread around, and then they die. Whoa, so you just have a bunch of buckets of poison water outside? Yeah, yep. That looks nice. Way better than Tiki Gorge. And if the mosquitoes take over, then Omar can get in the poison water himself and end it. There you go. What kind of poison is it?

They're called dunks. They're mosquito dunks. Oh, it's like a specific brand. Oh, got it. Dunkaroos. Those are delicious. Yeah, they are good. They don't eradicate everything, but they really kind of take care of the infestation.

Standing water for a mosquito, that's like... That's what attracts them, yeah. That's like their motel. That's where they like to go and bang, bang, bang. Standing water. That's like Vegas for them. Man, a weekend in standing water? Let's go, honey.

Yeah, it's been a while since I've been to standing water. Let's go. Half is in standing water, half is in standing water. I can't spend more than 48 hours in standing water. That's where all the fangin' happens. And then Omar's figured out what a poison there is, standing water. Yes, but it's only a matter of time before they become impervious to it. The stuff that you spray around your place to kill the bugs, the stuff you put on your body,

they're evolving to be stronger than that. They studied a specific type of mosquito and they found that it developed a genetic mutation that helped them survive these insecticides and bug sprays. So they are evolving and mutating so that they can survive the things that we're doing. So over time, I mean, just they won. They win. Well, that's how evolution works, right? We do the same thing with us.

What are we going to do now? Shoot them in the face? They're so tiny. We've got to come up with better. We've got to evolve our pesticides. So today is the first official Aussie Day. So happy first Aussie Day to everyone. It marks the one-year anniversary of his death.

I was kind of surprised that the day they chose was the day he died because I think a lot of times they do a different significant date or a birth date or something like that. But he's the Prince of Darkness, so maybe it makes more sense. Yeah, that's true. His death day is the day to celebrate. His son made an announcement about how he would like people to spend this day, and he said to anybody who is compelled,

I want anyone to share a story about my dad, whether it's the first time you listened to his music, the first time you saw him play live, the first time you saw him in person, anything that stood out to you, or if you had an encounter with him, all I want for this day is for July 22nd to be filled with

awesome Ozzy stories. But do it in his voice, right? Ozzy, you gotta do it in his voice, man. This is how I pay my tribute. I'm not sure if this is when Johnny was on the air when Ozzy died. Are you ready? Are you ready? I can't hear you.

Are you ready? One, two, three. I love the crazy train. Oh, man. He's back from the dead. Oh, wow. What a tribute that was, huh? I wonder if I could, you know, every year on Aussie Day, I could put my glasses on, put my costume back.

I was a dead ringer. Maybe I can meet some people and kind of do it, do it up. You should go out in the streets as Aussie today. I bet I could get a free donut. We get into a brand new hour of the show right now. I'll give you those tickets to go to Universal Studios. And this is also the hour we get you into a brand new music festival in Santa Monica, California. And that's all happening right now.